China Thinks They Can Easily Invade Philippines
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China: We got motorcycles
Philippines: We got tricycles
Hey you just don't think that we have motorcycle
we have trisikad
You forgot jet ski's.
TRICICLES ARE LEVEL THRE MOTORCYCLESSS YEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Meron kami motorsiklo
Americans: we have captain america
Phillipines: meron kaming kapitan pilipino
Kardo
Bungo💀
Kardo dilsay
Kardo
-Capt.- Major Philipp Ines
🇨🇳: we have guns
🇵🇭: we have free wifi...
Me
Me
Sanaol may free wifi
@@user-gp6me3jp9w oo Nga Sana all 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
we have piso wifi
🇨🇳:we have soldiers
🇵🇭:we have bus fighter jet
Its not a bus its a jeep from ww2 or ww1
Its fighter jeep
@@Lenlenhshswell it used to be a fighter jeep but now it's a transportation
Erm.. actually it is a jeepney, it was used in WW1 and WW2 but now it is used as public transportation. 🤓☝️
🇨🇳: we have nukes
🇵🇭: We have slippers belts hangar and kawayan sticks
I'm not sure if they have nukes when they can make fake stuff.
Bruh FR💀
Fr💀💀💀💀
The Tiliban wear slippers to fight and still drive foreigners out.
Correct hangars are the most powerful
China: bombs
Philippines:Fireworks from 2015
It looked like world war II 😂
LMAOOOO-
More like 2010
Goodbye earth 😂
bro no 💀
China: we have nukes
Phillipines: thats cute. we have the heat
Hoy sobrang totoo yan(hey thats so true)
No one gives a shit about the heat do you think it's freezing when country's go to war?
@@rotbprime....... nah am just sayin its always hot in our country technically saying its hotter than some countries
@@rotbprime.......
Joke
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"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
verb
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"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
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Erm actually have you ever hear of the cold war🤓
Filipino can only like this
👇
#STOPBEGGINGFORLIKES
@@u74943 #stfuandletpeoplecomment
Ha! Do you think we're Philippines can just push that huh we common sense & mind set
China: we have daggers
Phil: we have hangers
No it’s chapals😂
Bro give that slippers to India back😂
No it's tsinelas
don't mock
@@yuvraj4904
bruh@@311V_10
china: we have Jackie Chan
Philippines: we have coco martin
Atleast Jackie Chan can actually fight, and Coco is just an actor 😂
@@Frederick_IIJackie chan is just an actor to.
@@arvintaro4198 #pinoyultranationalistspotted Coco Martin will probably get solo'd by Jackie Chan in an actual fight in real life.
😂😂😂
@@Frederick_IIjackie chan is old he would definitely lose to someone 20 years younger than him in a fight
China:we have tanks
Philippines:we have fucking rocket launchers and a pans
Philippines: We have aswangs and mangbabarangs
Bro some kids are here😊 I am kid 😂
You are swearing
🇨🇳:We have nukes☣️
🇵🇭:We have the Sun
China:we have fighters!
Philippines:we have manny pacquiao 😂😂😂😂😂 (filipino ako mga tol)
Totoo totoo
Sanaall
China:We have artillery!!!
Philippines:We have Lantaka and bamboo canyons and fireworks for missle
Ako pod tol
Americans: We have Captain america
Filipinos: Kapitan Pilipino
Kupitan
oo nga hindi nila. agat ma sasakopan ang mga pilipino😊
😂😂😂
😂nice I'm from Pilipinas nagsasayaw ang Pilipino at may waterbender❤😂
Hindi Pilipino yong tama ay Philippino
🇨🇳:we have nukes
🇵🇭:we have 2015 fireworks
Support from you brother the Dominican Republic 🇩🇴🤝🇵🇭
The "Free WiFi" always gets me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS GOT ME IN YHE FLOOR AND MY CHEST IS HURT
Yup
philippines empire is back🐲
My kulang si battousai yung baliktad ang talim yung matanda
You can buy wifi for 20 pennys called pisos and you just have to follow something to get wifi from it but you have to stay near it to have wifi.
China: we have a nuke
Philippines: *water bends china*
*bloodbends
China: so you don’t want panda?
Philippines: dislikes all china vids
@@doctiemoctie9485 Water bend ATTACK!!! *flips off china*
Lol isa DJI suicide from lang yan
China:we have nuclear submarines.
Phillipines:we have subs with wheels
China : we have donnie yen!
Philipines : we have Pacquiao!
china: we have jet drivers
Philippines:we have jeep drivers
no nation in this world has jet DRIVER, they only have pilot
fighter pilot*
Piloto sa lubi
And kamote rider too 😅😅😅
Nah
DARNA!!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
same
Same here
I'm a filipino to
Same
Same
China: We have fighter jets
Phillipines: we have kids with lato-lato
That is gon' be so loud
Kinsa pilipinas click diri
👇🏻
🇨🇳: we have nukes
🇵🇭: we have the best rappers
Your rappers wouldn't do nun.
Ping Vs boloy
We rap very fast here💀
@@Fry139 does that counter a gun lmao
@@JetstreamSam29who tf hurted u 💀
“State of the art submarines” I’m dying 🤣
China 🇨🇳: We have nukes
Philippines 🇵🇭: We have Quiboloy (the Master of the Universe)
China:"we have jackie chan"
Philippines:"We have TANGGOL"
Lol
How mokang
How bout Rigor
People who lived in the Philippines
👇🇵🇭🇵🇭
I'm living in 🇵🇭
Me 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Me im living the Philippines ❤
ME but I don't speak filipino
𝚖𝚎
China: we'll send off one nuke at a time
Philippines: we'll send off one typhoon at a time
🇨🇳China: Ez We have nukes
🇵🇭 Philippines: We have stray dogs bozo
👇Like if u want peace (not forcing)
Ez win from China still
*with rabies
@@Caseoh768 Fake win like Made in China?
A dog bites so China still winning here
@@Caseoh768 imagine not understanding a joke 💀
China:we have nukes
Phillippines:We have water bender from avatar and in the future we have water,fire,earth,air
FR😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
as a filipino, I confirm this military is top tier, I was in the 7th Jeepney division, Adobo Battalion
Pesti sex ib kwanggol fighter.
Im from the paksiw battalion
I'm from the 5th Water division, Sinigang Battalion
I'm from the 11th Lugaw Legion, Private First Class, 2nd Division, Kwek Kwek Batallion
I was in the 4th states of art division, Lecheplan Battalion
🇨🇳 China: we have bullets
🇵🇭 Philippines: we have langka 💀
Nah, we have belts👌
@@TriJetGang Belt isnt a ranged weapon
@@24thaddeyou you do know that joke exists right?
@@TriJetGang huh i dont get it
Durian is more effective than Lanka 😅
🇨🇳: we have nukes
🇵🇭: we are vault tech
It's so joever for us.
Di niyo pa kalimutan si Cardo na may immortality
True hahahaha
omsim 🤣🤣
Baka si Cardo yung
Philippines Final Boss
@@saicodu oo nga
Oo nga
🇨🇳-We have nukes
🇵🇭-We control super typhoons
Edit:can i have free wifi my connection is slow
Pwede ba comonect angbagal kasi nang connection ko eh
phillipines: we have a footage of the 2015 new year fireworks
No no no. We have cardo dalisay and Tanggol 😂😂😂
Puro kasi kalokohan ang nasa isip ng mamamayan lalu na nang mga binoto nyong mga pulpukitiko. Ni walang kakayanang bumili ng mga kagamitang pandepensa man lang sapagkat ang gusto ay kurakuting lahat ang salapi ng nga manggagaawang Pilipino. Kawawang mga Pilipino, mahihina ang kukote lalu na ng kanilang mga pinuno. Asa na lang sa USA. Sayaw pa, hayaan nyo na lang binu-bully kayo sa sarili nyong bansa. Mga malalamya
We have pastor quiboloy
Mongol kamikaze flashback
Lakas trip
I need free wifi to play mobile legends 😂😂😂😂
Let's gooooo team Philippines!!
👇 Who's a Filipino or Filipina here🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
Me😂😅😅
Filipinaaaaa🎉👏
BOOOOOOOOOOO 👎
@@unid3nt7f1ed WTH! DUDE
@@yohangaming2109 im also a filipino but i rlly dont like it here cuz ITS HELL TEMPERATURE
As a Filipino, all I can say is yes, what hell is happening
Same
same
China just invaded taiwan
How about the ph defeated 40k chinese soldiers and we were only 1k soldiers
China: We have missles
PH: We have Goodbye Delima
captain philipines😂
That water bender got me lol
instead of water I did earth lol
Nah they forgot the flying slipper one shot one kill
And the teachers stick from grade 1 mapayapa☠️
@@waseemyt2010 instead of Earth I do Air✨
@@Yana_D._Santosyooo me too i do air i made our curtain randomly fly- by just- SWAYING MY HAND-
Pilipinas lang malakas like if you support
Pillipines
👇😁
What kind of Filipino doesn't know how to spell their own country? Lol
Mahina ang china
🇨🇳: we have taxis
🇵🇭: we have retired world war 2 transport jeeps being used as civilian taxis💀💀💀
🇨🇳: we have spy balloons
🇵🇭: we have tsinelas
true😂
Fr
Fr
*sandals
@@CupcakesssYtin Philippines you call them tsinelas
🇨🇳:we have nukes
🇵🇭: we have 2015 fireworks
Oh one more thing
🇵🇭:we have tsenelas
🇵🇭:we have jeepneys
🇵🇭:we have free wifi armored vichicles
🇵🇭:we have karaoke 🎤
🇵🇭:we have mobile legends
🇵🇭:we have CODM
🇵🇭:we have motor 🛵
🇵🇭:we have gagamba
🇵🇭:we have manok
🇵🇭:we have vice Ganda
🇵🇭:we have Optimum pride
🇵🇭:we have bumbolbol
🇵🇭:we have avocardo
🇵🇭:we have ang panday
🇵🇭:we have Manny Pacquiao
🇵🇭:we have Efren Bata Reyes
🇵🇭:we have Dave Bautista (A.K.A)The rock in the Philippines
🇵🇭:we have salt papi
🇵🇭:we have GEN.Luna
Oh shot
What is a fitework gonna do
@@Caseoh768 ohh you'll see soon enough I've got shot in the face by a firework luckily I didn't get hurt
China:oh shi-
@@lilibethhagos1135 Lol
🇨🇳 we made everything 🇵🇭 we have lords
We have God to protect us
The Philippine ppl are tough ppl. Dont underestimate them
Salamat ah
USA: 🗿 Japan🗿 Vietnam:🗿 British: 🗿 Spain : 🗿
Salamat, po
toughness will not win a war
@@shywarrior865 it will give you a chance.
filipino people are tough in nature , their ability to grind and show grit and determination during tough times is unmatched , never underestimate
Vietnamese clappes filipinos
@@naturalmessmessy3460 bro finna start a war with us when we have alliances with the Americans you finna experience it twice
@@naturalmessmessy3460cap
@@naturalmessmessy3460 That one filipino teacher: 🗿
Partida wala pa mga mananangal at mambabarang,,,, meron pa kame c quibuloy
I'm from philippines soooooo this is relatable
China-we have jetplanes
Philippines-we have jeeplanes
True lol
That broken downs sometime
jeepneys*
i broke down and started choking
🤣
🇨🇳:we have high tech weapons and boats
🇵🇭:We have free wifi and rice 🍚
RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unli rice
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂hahaha
Bitin Kasi kung marami ka pang ulam tapos ubos na ung kanin mo
Think again china
🇨🇳:we have 🇷🇺 n North Korean
🇵🇭:we have Philippines empire🤪
There is no such thing as “Philippine Empire”
CHINA:We have knife guns we've got nukes, and we have submarines
PHILIPPINES:We got your Browser acount💀
It's just a hub 😂😂
Phil:we tsinelas
@@keanspain Me: Slippers save the day
@@xxtenyonaiya2xxofc💀
Philippines: huwag kayo may tsinelas kami
🇨🇳: We have self-propelled rockets.
🇵🇭: Meron kaming Sinturon.
Sinturon ni Papa
@@astranix0198 at hanger ni nanay
@@TriJetGang
Isama mo na rin Ang
"Tsinelas ni nanay" 😃✨
@@Starz4eve yung tsinelas nung nanay ko ay di masyado masakit, kasi binabato lang nya
ASEAN all have belts
FREE WIFI
WAR is NOT a JOKE .
BEST FILIPINO BROTHER EVER ❤❤🇵🇭🇵🇭
China: we have a high tech tank
Philippines: we have FREEWIFI
Diyos ko. Wala pa akong nakikitang magandang pantalon. Tamang-tama ito sa'yo gusto kong sampalin at dalhin sa barbero kung saan pwede niyang gupitin ang buhok ng lampin. Oo gusto ko kapag ang isang 96 taong gulang na lalaki ay natutuwa sa isang grupo ng mga isda na kumakain ng buntot ng isa't isa.
0.9mbps pldt wifi🤯🤯🤯😢
@@thecoconutman2646sheeeesh
@@klyzer5725 goes down every few seonds too!!
We have water benders
When i was gonna watch this, i legit thought they're gonna be serious 😂
Philippine is strong strong philippines hahaha private north korea 🤨 north korea is strong no philippines is better my country is better why my country
Philippines: we even have submarines with wheels
Mga Suporters Ng Pilipinas
👇 (Hindi Pinipuwersa/ Not Forcing)
Pilipinas
Ako ay pilipino hindi tayo matatalo
LETS G MGA BROTHERS!!!!!
Mga bro let's goooooooooo!
Ako kasi naman nasa pillipinas
no joke when but when china invade philippines its honestly we doomed
Mabuhay ang pilipinas!
America: we have darna
Philippines: ding ang bato darna!
Hahahaha😂😂😂 darna!
actually america is wonder woman darna is Philippines wonder women
Hahaah😂
😂😂
Haahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🇨🇳: We have guns
🇵🇭: We have Tsinelas ni mama
hahahahha 😂😂😂 galing mo
hahahahahah tinood
Hahahahahaahahahahahahah grabe na man😂😂😂😂😂
Translation: We have slippers of MOM 👩🏻
Hahah totoo ito
🇨🇳: we have a hard life
🇵🇭: we get beat by our parents 💀
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎Pilipines is strong gunfake look like real in it hurt
China; we have nunchucks
Philippines: we have lato lato
😂
😂
😂
😂
😂
Water bender is Philippines final boss💀
We have a new final boss
H-how do you know???
@@mewingethan cuz I watched Philippines final boss
H-how do you know
No it's not water bender its cardo dalisay is the final boss of Philippines
❤😊🎉
jeep flighters
America: We have a Hulk
Philippines: we have have 20k marites
20k marites = 1 Million justice league
And 1 million mythical creatures😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@felmanbolanos3562 Yes
Marites? Kame ung MGA talker/Maritws
More reasons why it's fun to be Pilipino in the Philippines.
*Filipino
@@RandomRhythmGamePlayer ruclips.net/video/XBmD51IiGCY/видео.htmlsi=WFdW5ZXIgonrrijG
😉
@@RandomRhythmGamePlayer dude its not the grammer mistake its actually part of word pilipino i live country i see pilipino word on paper so yea
@@RandomRhythmGamePlayer filipino is the language, pilipino is the nationality
@@shadowxtanker0262 well it's less used locally
🇨🇳China: WE HAVE NUKE
🇵🇭 Philippines: WE HAVE UTOT NI DIGONG 😅
China: we have nukes
Phillipines: we have God
yes Amen..😊🙏🏻🙏🏻🤲🤲
China: nah we have chinise moms
Philppines🇵🇭:we have asian moms
@@kimdahyun5251 china and philippines is both asian-
That's sad. That only means that Philippines only have a Fictional Character in their arsenal. Filipinos are doomed 💀💀💀
Mga Fillipino Lang yung ma like itong comment 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
(Not Forcing 😊)
To be honest they already look like they can kick china butt
🇨🇳:we have strongest military
🇵🇭: we have strongest kids running
Lol
🇵🇭:we have strongest Street dogs
savage! real talk!
But usa es the king in the world me🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
the philippine soldiers know what they're doing💀
Do you know Philippines is poor
@@Kyle_4 what
They have the avater on their side
@@fabfaith ok?
@@Kyle_4well half I guess?
The rotc training got me 💀✋😂✋
Philippines being a new version of Florida feels impossible.
China: We have super advance SPY drones.
Philippines: We have Super MARITES
Philippines: And we have super KULIT TSISMOSYO
True
They never see it coming
Facts!
🎉🎉
china:We have the high- tech tanks
philipines:we have the strongest tyhoon called 'bagyo'
bro trueee😂😂😂😂
Bro mispelled typhoon
China is the mongol empire and the Philippines is Japan (Reference to the mongol empire failing to invade japan because typhoons)
Mongolia vs Japan be like:
If only we have the tech to weaponize bagyo, THEN we pinoys would be the Asia's superpower. As Marcos Sr intended
ROC training💀💀💀💀💀
Tara Lates play codm,and ML 😂😂
China:*invades Philippines*
Me who's Practicing Kung fu:"wait which side am i on-"
Bruh
Maybe Philippines because that's where I live 😅😳😬
@@jasperc6101 China made kungfu
As a member of the Filipino community I can confirm I have no freaking idea man sorry my name ain't authentic Asian
Me who does taykwando: HOME RUN KICKS SOME ASIAN DUD
China:we have knifes,nukes,tanks
Philippines:We got your superior leader💀
Wga mo kalimutan si Darna at si cocomartin😂😂😂
@@DefenDefaultsixoo nga
Unli bullet SI coco hahah😂😂
@@jimboydepalomatotoo naman😅😂
Don’t forget about the SCARY SLIPPERS(if you don’t know slippers are flip flops in Tagalog)
Hey Phillipines, can you share some of these submarines with us indians?😂
Philippines: We have God, China don't have.
America: We have Power
Philippines: We have Humor
true
Bro i am from Philippines i dont get the humor but i like moron 5
America: we have power.
Philippines: we have makapili
hahaha
hahaah