The Mom Rap 2
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Thanks for Watching Y'all! 200,000 Likes and I'll drop my next video early! So uh... Which Mom Rap do y'all like more?
All of them, as long as their from you❤🔥❤🔥
Love You! Keep Up The Good Work Homie❤🎉
i love you
Hi Kyle Exum
Kyle Exum wooooo
“Not even in your dreams boy” “it’s not Christmas but it’s still the season of giving”😂😂
WOW , WE WATCH THE SAME VIDEO!1!111!!
MAT-X MuZe lol
There should be a song where Kyle talks back to his parents.
Lol I threw a dash of it in there at the end but I might make a bonus song for that
You make the best content!
I love the video
Yesss
There wouldn’t be a song as soon as he says one word he dead 💀
“It’s not Christmas but it’s still the season for giving”
I made it 60 likes, yay~! ^-^
@@BitesforNugget And?
500th like :)
581st like...LETS GOOOOOOO!!
Don’t like anymore it’s 666
Hes just so insane at coming up with these
and then theyre still not as good as his videos :))))))))
@@monk6905 everyone has there own opinion
Yes @Monk everyone has there own opinions
I was the 69th like lets get itttt
Ikr
Kyle: gets mad at mom in his dream
Kyles mom: I feel a great disturbance in the force....
Yep i agree
JoeMamaMeOrWooshMeAndYouAre GAY You know this is a joke right?
@@mikekoski1450 woosh bait
If his little brother likes his phone so much he should try not to get him grounded or else he'll lose his phone
Kyle: talks back to mom
*dad has left the chat*
Ali a old intro plays
No dad has left the car
I waited a long time for that. Kyle even said he'll make that video of more of that.
Lol soooo true
His dad jumped out the car lol
“I ain’t one of your little friends!”
-Every Mom Ever
Kyle: yes your not your a mom
so true lol even my mom did it.
My dad *eyeroll*
Yeah I have to say this every. damn. day. boooooiiiiiii this 15 yr old boy of mine. Lol
Lol not my mom I faint have little friends or big friends or any friends ha 😅
Then mom legit said “Not even in your dreams boy!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We want a comeback song.
Like so he can see this.
Rated yes
That will be awesome
101th like ;)
Y E S
Please!!!!!!!
"Can't we use the dishwasher"
"I'm looking at one right now"
*Oof*
KPOP TEA SIPPER!!! Literally was dying at this part and was gonna write a comment exactly like this except with a extremely long oof
Real life
Ha yes I cracked up
Also please look up Andanimal on sound cloud, I'm a young producer that's neither young nor a producer
“Not even in your dreams boy!”
How did she-
Da fuck
LOL I know I was done........ 😂
some things are better not told...
LOOK THE MOM HAS A MUSTACHIO XD
Hello, remember me?
Therapist: comedy rap does not exist, it can’t hurt you.
Comedy rap: Kyle exum
LOL
Kyle: "Dang that was crazy"
Kyle's Mom: "Not even in your dreams boy!"
I laughed (prolly harder than I should've) at that line, its great!
Lol it was funny
So funny how you repeat what’s in the video
Elijah McKinney
Why wouldn’t he?
-“Dang that was crazy”
-“Not even in your dreams boy!”
That had me dyingggg 😂
sssaaaaaammmmmeeeeeee LMAO
BlueButterTurtle416 on god 😭😭
“Wow that was crazy”
“Not even in your dreams boi”
Zombie Extinction i want to like but I cant
Wow, good to know we watching the same video smh.
@@BoxxLyRUclips k that's the best come back for the un original quote comments 😂
@@XILEAYY Crazy how to make a comment like this, and get more than 200 likes is beyond me. It's so unoriginal their IQ HAS to be that of a good gas price.
Kyle: 2019 has been a crazy year
2020: Let me introduce myself
@Robert Tindall 2022: You've have no idea what's ahead of you
@@editornoob4606 2023: you don’t either
@@elhadj3475 2024: what mortals you you guys really think you stand a chance against me?
@@yayo_h 2025: your funny
Kyle: 2019 has been a crazy year
2020: let me introduce myself
2021: *coughs* I have inter the picture move out of the way
2022 hahaha lol nice try punks
Kyle: Talks back to mom
Brain: It ain't ever gonna happen
Nobody:
Kyle: Gets whooped for back talkinig in a dream
😂
Hahaha ya
Kyle Exum yo please see my comment ❤️
ya hes right
Tallllkinig
There need to be a “come back song” where he destroys and get revenge on his family
Demonic *there
but it's a dream.
Demonic omg yes pleeease
Yes yes yes
YES
Kyle: (yelling and changing clothes every 40 seconds)
His dog: what the crap is dis man doin
He probably does all the lines for one charge yet after doing that he does the other ones. But that’s just a theory a Kyle Exum Theory
Edit: change of clothes
Actually it's just a family of Kyles in the Kyleverse
s
Them “Struggle O’s” have me cryin every time 😭🤣😂🔥
Lol
@@Boxer717frfr why? is your content good? Is it bad? Are u posting?
@@Boxer717frfr Don't beg earn them yourself, and make content
Also LenZ he can beg all he wants
Pewdiepie also begged
Also LenZ and you can’t say pewdiepie didn’t earn it
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Kyles mom: nle chopstick
Kyle: *breathes*
Kyle's mom: BOY DON'T BE TALKIN BACK TO ME
Kyle: Your room is way messier
Mom: This isn't about me
MY PARENTS
Everyone’s parents*
Correction
@@GeorgeBushReal huh?
@@Hellothere-ky4jr *face palm*
@@Hellothere-ky4jr r/woosh did you hear that the sound of a joke flying over your head.
@@matroyale2845 how was that even a r/woosh
Kyle: “2019’s been a crazy year”
2020: “bruh”
Fax🤦🏿♂️
Corona Iraq’s I know I spelled it wrong
😂😂😂😂
Pranav Yelakanti Fax
Yes
When the mom said,”you gonna get whooped if its right where I said”.
*I felt that*
Same. 😞
War my left and right cheek felt that ruclips.net/video/HxtkBdlfcCE/видео.html
"The History of Vine" - A
"Social Media Studies" - A
"Memeology" - A
*"L U N C H"* - *B+*
How he got a b in lunch
Jessica Francis he don’t eat enough
He dropped crumbs on the floor
At least it's not an "F" this time.😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine getting a B+ in Lunch. I always get A+ in Lunch
Kyle: 2019 has been a crazy year
Me watching in 2020: that’s a lot of cap
Facts
2021
Yessir
Facts
2021
*"Dang that was crazy"*
*"Not even in your dreams BOY"*
ThatOne FatRat the first comment
Weeeeee
ThatOne FatRat
𝐈’𝐦 𝐚 𝐮𝐩𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫
And if you have time, please watch my latest video! If you could leave some criticism in the comments of my video to help me improve, then please do😁❗️
Ikr
*BOI
“Christmas is over but it’s still the season of giving” lmfaooo 😂
Immanuella Batson where
@@leakyeyebedo 1:51
Nobody:
Kyle: Yes Mo-
Mom: *So you have chosen...*
*DEATH*
Lol
So funny. 😂Kyle pretends to be asleep, then his mom starts singing and he sings along *busted. He just puts a lot of effort into his videos👍 and it literally meets all expectations of a viewer(in my opinion)😁and that’s amazing.🙂🤍💗👍👏👏👏
Kyle: Talks back to mom
literally everyone on earth: moves to a different planet
Iam dieing
@@reveir1277 yea we do that
Lol
Me and they boys heading to mars
Well guess wat (what) bois, from le bottom I movin to PLUTO
How does that feel huh?
Lmao
Mom: “She like how I smell cologne I just got a deal and I’m on”
Kyle “yeah, yeah.” Wakes up, oh shoot she know how I do
Suge is his weakness 😂😂😂
That was hilarious and then the fact that the dad called a rapper lil Tesla in the same video is hilarious
Math question Y= 984567 and z =14.45 So if you put them in smaller problems
then add the answer to every problem
then you know the y and z part
After that add both of your answers and put them in y and z 3:30
@@ragi6421 ok I still confused but two points for smart explanation 😂😂
Yeah that part was my favorite
Friends: what rap songs do ya listen to
Me: You wouldn’t get it...
CoalGames101 lol
Nice
Kyle: *Talks back to mom*
Mom: Hippity Hoppity Your Dream Is Now My Property
“Christmas is over but it’s still the season of giving”🔥
kyle: *blinks*
mom: BOI YOU BETTER NOT GIVE ME DAT ATTITUDE
Lmfao
Ye its true
Mom: She like how I smell cologne, I just signed a deal im on
Kyle: yeah yeah
Kamran do u know what that song is called
Song: DaBaby- Suge
I know what the song is and hats why I thought it’s funny. I do this with my friends
Kamran thank you
All i gotta say is ha and he starts the whole song
The mum: thats M-O-M
Me who is british: *we dont do that here*
“Mom your room is way messier than that” “this isnt about me” it be like that 😂😂🙄
Hhushucks Panda oh believe when I said it be like that I meant it I do it to just for proof 😂
No one
Kyle: *gets a fricken B+ on Lunch*
He took to long eating
A- actually
How is it possible that's the only class I have an A+ in 😂😂😂😂😂
Monsta_ Killer_ really?
Kid: *gets diabetes*
Mom: "It's cause of that damn phone!!"
@SonicPlayzRoblox, be quiet plz
SonicPlayzRoblox KID
@SonicPlayzRoblox you just spoke.lmao stupid 😂
@@NemoFTW20 his using his hands to chat not his damn mouth how can you call that 'spoke' bruh??maybe replied but yeh who uses his/her mouth to chat... more likely spoke means u heard it, his comment you read it means he didnt came out of his mouth ok?
SonicPlayzRoblox stfu
"YoU AiNt GoT fAlL oN mY FlOoR MoNeY" LMAO
😂
😂
😂
😂
Kyles mom: “You don’t got fall on my floor money”
Kyles face: “Df????”
Pastel Bacon copied my comment 😂 lmao
This happens on my Magic Channel everyday 😂
@@Swath Dammmmm thats messed up 😂😂😂😂
“Dang, that was crazy.”
“NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS BOY!”
Nobody
Kyle: Gets a whooping for his brothers mess
Nae Harris you mean to tell em you don’t
Indian food recipes I have an older brother so yeah I don’t
I don’t clean nothing I didn’t do
Omg meeee
I love how Kyle has a random picture of his moms room as if he knew she was going to show him a picture of his room
“NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS BOY”
-My big brother
my friend: "your parents don't give you an allowance?"
me: "i mean... im ALLOWED to live here... so..."
i mean why are you still living with your parents that's kinda weird... do you have a job
that doesn't track up at all but nvm
Macy Vazquez 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ikr?? like some kids get payed for good grades and im here getting a’s and b’s like 😡😡😒
are a's & b's good or bad to u tho
The dog in the corner: why is he talking to himself?
5’3 man Levi ackerman lol
5’3 man Levi ackerman ikr
XD
FACTSSS
5’3 man Levi ackerman what do you mean?
They’re totally not the same person...
Kyle: I’m excited for 2020. Me:Oh if only he knew
Make a parody of “the box” called “the belt”
YeeterBoi 21 he needs to read this comment
Mom:I just Hit a lick with the belt had to put the stick in the belt pull up the whole dang seel you acting lazy Dad: you got the mojo for fortnite grandpa and grandma:we been Whooping since the 80s mom: you go a beeeee because of that chat snap Kyle: can you help me dad: of course (looks at it) you shouldn’t need me. Kyle can you look at this you can come up with the rest
YeeterBoi 21 I was going to tell him to make that parody
Yes!!!!!!!
Trash master bob is that you senpai?
more raps we need:
"The Grandma Rap"
"The Grandma vs The Grandpa Rap"
"The Dad vs The Grandpa rap"
"The Mom vs The Grandma rap"
Not to mention Kyle stands up to his family rap
How about the "little brother rap vs the mom rap"
Little Brother V Older Brother Rap
@@xxbenjamingamerxx7269 then "The Little Brother vs The Dad rap", etc
@@tompagtwo8227 I've had that idea in my head for a long ass time
unless The Little Brother rap counts as The little brother vs The big brother rap
Kyle: *falls*
Kyle’s Mom: oh my god
Kyle: it’s ok mom I’m fine
Kyle’s mom: aye aye aye becareful you not gonna mess up my nice floors
Just like my mom😂😭 jk 🤣
Caleb Luther it’s be carefull
@@steel4090 where's people in the world like you were need more like you
@@steel4090 no problem add me on Insta GalaxyBoyAnime
if you have it
She cares about the floors
I like how it is conversations inside the rap. That is LIT
“I know you ain’t falling on my nice floors!”
I’m actually dead 💀
Kyle: Where?
Kyles Mom: This aint no Dora the explorer
No I didn’t want you to come over here and get your dog out of the shower so I can get you something.
My life
If u guys want to skip to the song go to this: 2:14 also love ur vids Kyle.
Kyle: talks back
Timmy: 😯
Mom:😯
Dad: aight imma head out
Ishy Dubs that’s what my family would be like 😂
Wow that so true
Julian Cervantes no his dad is still there, stop stereotyping
My family but plus a sister, and instead my siblings are like “oooooooooooooh”
4:07
The not even in you’re dreams one ...I felt that so hard😭
Yung_ Cheese I rewarded you with like number 69
Skylab Beats what does number 69 mean everyone is saying stuff about that but I don't know what it means
jessica santos you might want to look it up b/c it's lowkey kinda inappropriate to comment what it means
Skylab Beats oh OK I'm a kid so I don't know what it means and I don't want that on my search history
@jessica santos aw that's true I feel that
I also don't want to reply what it means for the same reason you don't want it in your search history
I am dead
Kyle: “Can’t we use the dishwasher.”
Kyle’s mom “I am looking at one right now.”
Same
Bro we don't even have one and I feel this sum my mom would say if we had one
Kyle's mum probably think that Kyle the dishwasher
Whos mom acts like this too : " )
Mine lol
Mine but she got out off it
Me
Not mines lol
Nope
Nobody:
Kyle’s dad: *aight imma head out*
booston_booston you stop hating
@@Djd840 I thought it was funny
booston_booston people like you are are annoying
booston_booston we all have different types of humor
2019's been a great year, and I can't wait for 2020
2020: comes
Kyle: I take it back
Yes indeed
“This must be a classroom because your testing me” is fire 🔥
Ye lol
Exactly fire
It been so long since the 1st The Mom Rap was here! (It was his 1st video)
She really said he ain’t gonna disrespect her even in his dreams lmaooo
I know I'm dieing of laughter :D
“Pass me that remote”
That hit different😞
Oψήאָ Ignore this comment 💡
Help me hit 10,000 subs with no video challenge
Aydripz _YT lol y u got YT in ur name
I just realized this mom is my dad but not fat or a child beater
“Not even in ur dreams boy!”
Lmao Kyle is suffering. You should definitely make a song a song out of the Kahoot beat. I think that would be lit.
"2019 has been a crazy year"
Let's see what 2020 has in store.
Lol
Mom: she like how I smell cologne
I just signed a deal I'm on
Kyle: Yeah Yeah
Shiiit....
Swear
*inhale* SWORE
At 4:00 watch his dad be like I'm out.
@Benjamin Frederich Tbh
Suno Uzamaki 😂😩
"Hey Mom-"
"I'm on the phone."
"Okay, sorry."
"Why are you always on that thing?"
"What do you mean?"
"You're always watching videos and playing games."
"Then what do you do on your phone?"
"I call and text."
"What about Candy Crush?"
"That's not important."
Seems legit
Omfg this is soo true
Lol facts
Silent Echo candy crush hits HARD
Who is who
“Aye watch it, Christmas is over but it’s still the season of giving”
True
with a belt
Not true
Cold Mistake facts
Kyle: Can’t wait for 2020 there’s gonna be even better vids coming out.
Me in 2020: 🦠 🦠
Kyle: "where?"
Kyle's mom: "this ain't no Dora the explorer!"
U copy and pasted
@@Hanzalah8 no I didn't.
Kyle: Can we use the dishwasher
Kyle mom: Im looking at one right now
That was cold
Lol dishwater
ikr hhahhaa
Bro that happens to me ALL the time I live with my grandma and have 2 sisters (theres 4 of us) and whenever I say why cant we just get a dishwasher my grandma goes Im looking at 3 right now go do the dishes
@@madd1egurl216 I can relate
I feel bad for women who actually go through this
Eminem: *loses voice*
Kyle: i got you
"Christmas is over but it's still the season of giving"
2:14
Lyrics:
____________________
Always being lazy,
Tell me, what is that?
Aye, don't interrupt me
I don't wanna hear you talking back
Roll your eyes again,
And see what's about to happen then
_"Ok.."_
Watch it,
I'm not one of your little friends
Carried you nine months,
Least you could carrys the trash out
Watch it,
Brought you in this world,
I'll take you right back out
Now clean this place up,
I've got some errands ima run
_"Why can't Timmy do it?"_
Cuz I told YOU to get it done
Attitude? I'm not playing that
Asked you twice
You gon' pay for that
That device?
I should take it back
Probably why you can't pass your class
Matter fact,
Go wash the dishes since you're class clown
_"Can't we use the dishwasher?"_
I'm looking at one right now
_"Can we get McDonalds?"_
Um, you got McDonalds money?
_"Mom, there's nothing here to eat"_
Boy, there's food in here,
How're you hungry?
So ungrateful,
Some kids would love this food to eat
_"Then let's give it to them"_
Boy, *_don't_* be getting smart with me!
_"Hey, Mom?"_
One second, Sharel..
Boy, don't you see me on this phone?
_"Alright, Mom, my bad"_
Always on that device, oh here we go
Acting lazy, come be useful,
Pass me that remote
_"Why Mom? It's right there"_
You're gon' do it cuz I told you so!
This must be a classroom,
Because you love testing me
Yet you still can't get an A,
You're barely gon' get that degree
"I need someone to babysit"
My son can do it easily
_"I have stuff to do!"_
You're not busy unless I let you be!
_"Mom, you seen my phone?"_
It's right there on the desk
_"I looked, it's not there"_
You're gon' get whooped if it's right where I said
Here it is
_"Mom, I swear it wasn't there, I checked"_
Just like you checked when you said this room was clean?
Boy what's this mess?
_"What mess, Mom? I'm done"_
You mean that you done lost your mind?
That'd explain why you cant ace this calculus you got assigned
_"Can you help?"_
Of course-
I mean, you should already know
Now clean up this house
_"Ok"_
Why you moving so slow?
_"Yes..?"_
Aye, watch yourself,
Don't use that tone with me
_"Wait, hold up, what tone?"_
And now you wanna come talk back?
I see
Switch up or get that switch from me
Giving lip, but ain't listening
Left lights on?
Light you like a tree
Do I look like Oprah?
Nope, I'm your mom
Not made of money,
That's M.O.M for Mommy
I do everything for you,
But you dont help for anybody
Look, I. DONT. PLAY. GAMES
Boy, better fix that face
You try me one more time
And I'll knock you into another day
Ok, I'll be two minutes,
I've just gotta get one thing
Alright, done
_"It's been two hours"_
Don't be rushing me!
All impatient cuz of that phone!
Better watch that mouth
Better watch that tone
Matter fact, you can clean our home
_"But you made the mess"_
Doesn't matter who
_"No, you know what I'm done!"_
_"All these chores, Timmy can't do 1?"_
_"And it's your mess, you can clean that up"_
_"Time you've picked on me, could've picked that up"_
_"Now ima go chill out, I've got a date to enjoy"_
_"Dang, that was crazy"_
_"Wha?"_
NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS, BOY
____________________
A like would be appreciated. This took way too damn long.
And yes, I do know the lyrics are on the screen.
kpop army you do realize the song has subtitles
You forgot alright done at 4:00
@@aquachopper3511 yes i do realize 😂
@@d3v0nwitdasticksnshi no he didn't
@@Tanya-wm1jl he edited it.........obviously
“Not even in your dream’s boy”
I can’t 😂😂
Kyle: *falls*
Mom: “Oh my gosh!”
Kyle: “it’s alright mom I’m oka-“
Mom: “I KNOW YOUR NOT FALLING ON MY NICE FLOORS!”
If that was my mom saying that to me I would just get up and walk away and just blow off my steam
Yes. That in fact is the joke.
That concept at the end, “Not even in your dreams boy,” was SO FIRE and RIDICULOUSLY SMART!!! Good Job Kyle!!
Agreed
Kyle: “2019 been a crazy year”
2020 walks in: *CHALLENGE ACCPETED*
Lol
2021: y’all like the trailer?
2021: OH I CAN BEAT THAT
@@kwilesvolleyball2028 😭
@@kwilesvolleyball2028 no don't do that you are going to jinx us
Mom-“Oh my gosh”
Kyle-“It’s alright mom I-“
Mom-“I know your not falling on my nice floors”
-Kyle death stare-
Mom-“oh no you can’t afford to mess these up.. you ain’t got fall on my floor money”
Kyle-“Mom are you serious?”
Just A Mistake "Mom, are you serious?"
watch that tune
**tone*
@@alexanderhiatt2399 oh....
man thanks
hhhhh that's how African schools work
You are not Nla chopsticks
Mom: Not even in your dreams boy
Me: that line scares me because my mom is my nightmare
Woaaaahhhh dude.
sAmeeee
Got you to 69 likes
Am I the only one that noticed the puppy in the corner at 1:21, it’s soooo cute ☺️
“Can we use the dishwasher?” “Im looking at one right now”💀🔥
Ended his career
Dang my mom says that to me all the time soooo..
"mom theres nothing here to eat"
"boy theres food in here, how you hungry?"
**pulls out vegan ice cream/ crunchy water/ struggle o's**
Dlmao
An Le it’s struggle o’s (ice)
lmao crunchy water
| *crunchy water*
I've never heard anyone call ice *crunchy water* but ok
LMDO
Kyle: talks back to his mom
Kyles mom who looks nothing like him : not even in your dreams boi
😂😂😂
Christmas is over but it’s still the season of giving xD my dad 🙄😂😂
To do list:
• Go to the spa
• Buy McDonalds (For myself only, cause these kids don't pay no rent(
• Go to Belt-kwon-do classes
•Watch Netflix
• Perfect my whopping technique
• Embarras my kids (Show off those baby photos for the one time)
LMAOO
#2 on his test was who was the largest beef producer in 2019 and he wrote Pewdiepie and tseiries
god damn, you do not wanna know what my mum does to me in your last bullet point
That weeb that loves anime it’s dealing with annoying siblings 101
No one:
No one:
Everyone: * nothing *
Daniel Rojas 😂😂
This was fire plus I was from the live stream
You should make one where Timmy gets in trouble
Like if you agree
Yasssss
*Foreal!!!*
That'll be like the last episode ever
Great idea
Haruko Meyers yeah prolly
“2019 has been a crazy year” He would’ve never have guessed what 2020 was like
“So ungrateful, some kids would love this food to eat”
Every mom says this
The dog is probably like, "This person is crazy, he is talking by himself"
Mom: "I got you them new air pods"
Kyle: "those are AIR PALS!"
**ear* pals
**EAR* pals
The not even in ur dreams boi part made me laugh soooo hard 😂😂😂