"It hasn't snowed in the US all winter" Kwite, my buddy, my pal, my curator of memes; my car's power steering fluid almost froze this morning and it is literally too cold for the city to use snowmelt. Right now, while typing this, it looks like a 1980's club bathroom outside. Nothing but white. You were correct, it was indeed an incorrect statement.
Life has been really bad for me for the last few years and one of the few things that recently has been bringing me joy has been your uploads Kwite. They bring me a few minutes of levity when everything in my life has been spiraling out of control. Keep up the good work dude, it helps.
8:08 Come to Illinois, Chicago Region, and have a blast with our negative degree weather and fluffy snow. Plus you can go to CosMcs and try whatever you want there.
@@TheInfectedGamerYT the squid doesn't suck anything in in order to squirt ink. It already has the ink. It's probably like peeing for the squid except a different liquid
8:05 : "it hasn't snowed anywhere in the U.S. all winter" meanwhile me : literally getting MORE snow every year. (ffs like 4 feet of snow isn't enough to have virtual school where I live, you still have to go in-person.)
What a fish breathes, immediately goes in their bloodstream. (Blood vessels in their gills.) So uh. That fish is hammered. (If you're a writer, apply this where you will.)
5:10 i don't remember their username aaghh but all i do remember is they actually did recreate the milk cat pic because of the amount of tiktoks like these!! it was actually really cute and funny for them to do
kwite i gotta say im goin thru a megga dmc hyperfixation rn. its 10pm an i just wanna see toast when i opened yt to see a vid from u and BOOM dante in my kwite video. its like the stars have aligned for me. thank u
Reminds of of back when I lived in Apeldoorn at a group one of the Staff working there bought with him his own fork during a Xmas dinner as well but this was one of those forks you can extend very long so he stole a piece of chicken from an another Staff member's plate on the other side of the table.
yo that picture in the thumbnail of the desert eagle with the shotgun shells is something i would love to own. Would be the largest innovation in firearms history since the first automatic gun was created
You were honestly a huge comfort to me and one of my favorite RUclipsrs. As a victim of abuse I’m actually in tears due to this. I knew something was wrong when you didn’t speak up against hyojin but I didn’t wanna believe it. Rot in hell. And to those saying there’s no proof, take 5 minutes to research it i literally dare you. If that’s not enough, why was Kwite having his server shut down last night? If he was online he could at least have announced a small community post about it. But he DIDNT. He tried to silence people speaking about this until there were to many to stop us. Also oh my god you guys sound so dumb with your ‘innocent until guilty ’ about kwite. (I worded this wrong Re wording it) in court if someone is being accused of this, they are given a chance to prove they aren’t guilty but are brought in, looked at as if the did it. Yes we should give Kwite time to respond but he should say he’s going to instead of Silencing others and disappearing Also if it’s fake, why would the victim come out about the same thing 4 years ago? ruclips.net/video/MoSYZIhR2n8/видео.html
Bro said it hasn't snowed anywhere meanwhile I got a foot of snow yesterday, between that and the matpat joke someone was after him when he wrote that script
Kwite never fails to tell us to expect the unexpected, then release the demon core on himself and a crowded room of people
Kwite im so happy you posted today, i almost died to a series of kidnappers and they said “if kwite posts well let you go!”
Damn bro, that sucks.
Honestly, you were lucky!
you know it's good when Kwite does a reaction thumbnail. you know the ones.
SSsniper wolf ass thumbnail
@@Serialkillerandy-1 You would compare SSniperwolf’s shit thumbnails to this masterpiece.
i mean, am i wrong? red backround part with a suprised face reacting to something lol@@gratefulgamer7907
and no, im not a gen alpha ssniperwolf enjoyer lol
@@Serialkillerandy-1I’d hazard to say that most SSSniperwolf fans are gen z
"It hasn't snowed in the US all winter"
Kwite, my buddy, my pal, my curator of memes; my car's power steering fluid almost froze this morning and it is literally too cold for the city to use snowmelt. Right now, while typing this, it looks like a 1980's club bathroom outside. Nothing but white. You were correct, it was indeed an incorrect statement.
I got snow like 4 times in my life, i live kn the US
@@Marder_IFVdepends on state
school is out due to snow and cold
for reference im in ohio
You guys sound so unlucky, ouch
Expecting a good watch
Same
Real
cant tell if that was an insult or a compliment lol
You’re saying that it being a good watch is unexpected 🤨
@@MisterMoodyHere don't expect an answer to that question
Thank you kwite for more slop. Truly agonising content.
Good job as always
This ain't PyroLIVE
the PyroLIVE fan has been spotted
you know what, maybe this IS PyroLIVE
This ain't PyroLIVE
PyroSLOP fan detected
"It hasn't snowed all winter!"
You did this Kwite. This was on you.
Good job I haven't had school for weeks
8:06 aged like milk. US got hit by very severe snow storm before this video
Was about to say. He must of recorded this a while ago.
1:43 sir kwite that was a squid.
so true
Sir, a squid is a fish.
@@beepboop9750 “Squid are not fish. They are classified as cephalopods.”
ok
Kwite is one of those reliable RUclipsrs you watch while working, eating or just chilling. Reliable content, good upload schedule, good humour.
Never failing to excpect kwite deliver us content even pregnant
I know you wont think anyone will see this.
real@@Snugbrrrr
@@Maniyak-BS we gotta get this to top comment
wise words
!m gonn4 sob
Life has been really bad for me for the last few years and one of the few things that recently has been bringing me joy has been your uploads Kwite. They bring me a few minutes of levity when everything in my life has been spiraling out of control. Keep up the good work dude, it helps.
Watching kwite while eating a full cup of whipped cream is such an aesthetic
aesthetic preppy queen slay gaslight gatekeep girlboss
They say to expect the unexpected, but why don't we try to unexpect the expected? hmmm?
Good question
god DAMN i've never thought of it like that, I can't thank you enough
your so right
You've cracked the damn code.
Hey it's ivycomb!
Kwite never fails to spoon feed us internet vomit straight from the dumpster fire of hell
yum 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Ew
Kwite not knowing that was a squid is killing me
Had to scroll unexpectedly long before finding a comment about the squid
the fact that none of his friends laughed when he fell in the water while fishing is crazy.
9:14 i need a butter butterfly knife
8:11 as someone who lives in Colorado, I can tell you firsthand that we definitely have snow.
5:55 RIP MatPat.
He died, fly high 🕊️
We’ll miss you.. 😔🕊️
@_chick-ch2ro i wonder what goes on in brains of people like you
1:52 that’s a squid mr kwite sir
ye
kwite never fails to fill our bellies with his slop
That's him officer, that's the Pyrocynical viewer
@@cauratheeyelex5020 DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT
Hello name brother
@@salmonellaII pyro viewers when they make the 900th joke about pyro liking furry inflation
@@yourmomrespectfully1574big catboy pyro
I’m currently in a hotel because my city got decimated by snow, but it’s nice to know it hasn’t snowed here this winter!
Kwite never succeeds at failing
4:10 don’t worry, a large majority of dmc players feel the exact same way, me included
5:20 the guy actually did a look inspired by the cat! i forgot the user, but i remember he did it
Kwite is so smart he knows what will happen before he does
Kwites videos never fail to juice us
what-
what-
he fills us with the sauce
What-
wait what-
not kwite calling a squid a fish-
3:19 this must be the only child coming out of me but I assumed that was a dad messing with his daughter-
"It hasn't snowed anywhere here!"
I am literally in the middle of a snow storm right now how ironic lmao
8:08 Come to Illinois, Chicago Region, and have a blast with our negative degree weather and fluffy snow. Plus you can go to CosMcs and try whatever you want there.
1:23 it's a squid my guy. It shot ink at him, not alcohol. Lol
But it was alcoholo in the cup
@@TheInfectedGamerYT the squid doesn't suck anything in in order to squirt ink. It already has the ink. It's probably like peeing for the squid except a different liquid
@@sworishina o
Kwite may not deliver, but he never fails to be pregnant
…what???? LMAO
8:07 he says this as its covered in snow where i live and dangerously cold
7:50 why is there just... Random smoke lingering off Kwite?-
He’s on fire
his aura is simply that high
he may not be pregnant, but he always delivers
7:31 its not the guys father who is getting called, its the guys friend
8:05 : "it hasn't snowed anywhere in the U.S. all winter"
meanwhile me : literally getting MORE snow every year.
(ffs like 4 feet of snow isn't enough to have virtual school where I live, you still have to go in-person.)
What a fish breathes, immediately goes in their bloodstream. (Blood vessels in their gills.) So uh. That fish is hammered.
(If you're a writer, apply this where you will.)
The only thing here thats unexpected is that kwite can consistently ruin my day.
Was hoping for a 12 gauge DEAGLE, but just like the title and the subreddit. It was unexpected.
5:10 i don't remember their username aaghh but all i do remember is they actually did recreate the milk cat pic because of the amount of tiktoks like these!! it was actually really cute and funny for them to do
The small feisty goblins under my bed that trim my hair in my sleep are very pleased by this video
2:09 Dawg look at the way she’s hanging off of her. They are dating.
That’s the politest f$ck you ever
Truly unexpected, thank you Kwite
9:11 is this how the spy eats food
2:21That dude is pathetic I need the link to that because the side eye WAS NASTY
kwite never fails to fill us with sticky great content.
Why does it sting 😢
@@IAmOneAntbee juice
@TransferInProgress i know
1:42 in case of wandering. The liquid inside a shot glass is a seafood sauce. If you’ve been in Thailand you’ll know how it taste. Sour and spicy.
kwite i gotta say im goin thru a megga dmc hyperfixation rn. its 10pm an i just wanna see toast when i opened yt to see a vid from u and BOOM dante in my kwite video. its like the stars have aligned for me. thank u
"It hasn't snowed all winter!"
>27 accumulative inches in 3 days
8:05 probably in Nebraska. It’s fucking freezing and there are 8 inches of snow outside rn
Reminds of of back when I lived in Apeldoorn at a group one of the Staff working there bought with him his own fork during a Xmas dinner as well but this was one of those forks you can extend very long so he stole a piece of chicken from an another Staff member's plate on the other side of the table.
I literally get so happy when kwite posts
we should support this small creator guys🙏
I live in Kentucky were usually it doesn't snow, except this winter, there's a LOT of snow
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I'm expecting kwite to rail spring trap until those springs lock after the recording, but y'know, that's just me 😅
Glad to know it’s not snowing anywhere else in the US this winter, we’re not alone
We didnt get any snow all winter until this week, now we've got a shit ton
This Subreddit really does what it says... I was not expecting what happened in this video, like that Butterfly Fork
A shotgun shell in a handgun. Huh. Didnt expect to see that today
8:03 Literally like half of the country is under some sort of winter weather advisory or warning rn
yo that picture in the thumbnail of the desert eagle with the shotgun shells is something i would love to own. Would be the largest innovation in firearms history since the first automatic gun was created
8:04 it snowed in Kentucky yesterday and there's still some snow on the ground as of 7 hours ago
That Officer said "You have the right to get busted on"
Ah yes, my favorite sentient hoodie with a very expressive face.
I’m gonna be so real the first time I saw the first floppa clip (I have a floppa hyperfixation) I actually just started crying
You were honestly a huge comfort to me and one of my favorite RUclipsrs. As a victim of abuse I’m actually in tears due to this. I knew something was wrong when you didn’t speak up against hyojin but I didn’t wanna believe it. Rot in hell.
And to those saying there’s no proof, take 5 minutes to research it i literally dare you. If that’s not enough, why was Kwite having his server shut down last night? If he was online he could at least have announced a small community post about it. But he DIDNT. He tried to silence people speaking about this until there were to many to stop us.
Also oh my god you guys sound so dumb with your ‘innocent until guilty ’ about kwite. (I worded this wrong Re wording it) in court if someone is being accused of this, they are given a chance to prove they aren’t guilty but are brought in, looked at as if the did it. Yes we should give Kwite time to respond but he should say he’s going to instead of Silencing others and disappearing
Also if it’s fake, why would the victim come out about the same thing 4 years ago? ruclips.net/video/MoSYZIhR2n8/видео.html
YIPPEE THE KING HAS POSTED
Kwite said that shit about it not showing anywhere in the US and suddenly the entire nation freezes over and it snows in the low south.
8:10 … that aged like milk
1:41 that's a squid not a fish... it's their defensive mechanism (they release a cloud of ink), so it was pretty expected
The funniest thing is that you make things so literal its funny
My most unexpected moment was in 1:50 when I realized Kwite thought that the squid was a fish.
I love cherdleys when he makes videos like the opening to this one
"that shot got him fucked up one way or another"
realist shit i've heard today
Was the idea to kill the squid with alcohol poisoning?
@@Nerobyrnei dont get why people eat animals alive
@@Marder_IFV it is pretty messed up
The roller coaster vomit one is literally that one family guy skit.
That rollercoaster clip was vile
Ive seen it and cant unsee it now but the reflexion of the monitor on your glasses look like eyes and know for me them are your eyes
I'M DYING AT THE RANDOM GEORGE W BUSH REFERENCE lmaoooo it was so casual 💀💀💀
That cop is really hydrated
I think I’m in love with that gun, chill chill.
8:04- I live in Michigan and I’ve been stuck inside for three days. I measured 17 inches of snow on my back porch yesterday. Help.
Me watching at 8:08 in the usa while it is snowing and has snowed before this video. MMnnn pretzel.
Hell yeah, new main channel video finally
Kwite: sub and hit that been icon so you never miss an upload!
also kwite: Never expect an upload from me again!
Kwite never fails to make my day
I actually have that fork. Came in a 2 pack of the fork and a spoon that has a serrated part to be used as a butterknife.
Missed Opportunity for a "Kwite the unexpected turn" title pun
Kwite I had a dream where you were stuck in a washing basket and then we blew up the cornucopia from hunger games
Bro said it hasn't snowed anywhere meanwhile I got a foot of snow yesterday, between that and the matpat joke someone was after him when he wrote that script
fun fact! the shark cosplay makeup person actually did a cosplay of that cat, it was adorable
Watching this while snowed in. I might make some fireballs myself.
Oklahoma 2 days ago, snowed.
Instructions unclear, now I'm just never surprised. Thanks 0/10
God I wish these videos were longer
I didn't expect kwite to upload
Kwite calling a squid a fish drove me mental
6:25 my computer fucking crashed.
Bowomp
Okay, i expect that one day my father will come back with the milk