Navy Recruiter, Bird Dog, Travel Agency, Bowlin' Ball Fungus, Car Salesman, Grass Fire, Dead Rooster, some of his many top phone pranks! Bless you Brent Douglas (Roy), and RIP Phil Stone (sidekick).
My Lord ... Phil is gone.........You guys put us on the map and then you shocked the world with best selling comedy albums.Jesus ...Its the end of an era.My sincere condolences to the family and to Brent who was the voice of RD Mercer.Two rubes from Oklahoma who shocked the world....God bless you guys
First time I heard these was on the road with some smelly hippies otw up to Maine for some psychedelic, and pot smoking fun. Roy always brings the good vibes back. 🙏🏼🕉
"Well I guarantee ya; you sellin ruined dogs down there, you ought ta have your ass whooped!" "Every time the dog points at something he gets excited and wets himself!" Man, it's dangerous to drive and listen to this at the same time.
Ever heard the "Mark Knophler" crank calls? He told one victim he was "in a band called Dire Straits" and the name stuck. "Mark" got some idiot to challenge him to a fight at a McDonald's and gave the specific closest intersection...."Call over here, askin' for nekkid pitchers of muh pregnant wife...I'll be at McDonald's at Wade and Merrimack wearing a Def Leppard t-shirt, you sumbitch!".
It's not Soto. It's Chouteau, a town in Oklahoma. Roy said Cooks restaurant was in Chouteau, it's not, hint, hint that this ole boy he's calling missed.
@@derrickpurdy7011 thanks for your reply! I’ve always wondered what the actual name of the town was, not being from Oklahoma I really didn’t know. Appreciate the info!
LOL AT 2:31! "YEW HAYNGUP AWN-ME GEEN THATS JUSTA GAWNA GIVE ME ANUTHER REEZON TO WHUP YER ASS WHEN I GEET DOWN THARE!" To quote Jeff Foxworth, "What LETTER does that start with, does anybody know?" LOL!
There is one where he called and accused a woman of her dog eating the turkey he was raising to eat for thanksgiving, we can't find it anywhere! It's my mom he called!! She goes nuts on him! Haha! It's hilarious!
I’m 37 now , been listening to these since I was way younger and it’s still funny as hell 🤣
Ever since I got into masonry, I keep hearing the passwords all the time.
We gotta SQUARE off.
We gotta SQUAAAARE off place around here.
@@stusmith5123 This is R.D. "by god" Mercer.
Same bro i had all the CD's😂
Navy Recruiter, Bird Dog, Travel Agency, Bowlin' Ball Fungus, Car Salesman, Grass Fire, Dead Rooster, some of his many top phone pranks! Bless you Brent Douglas (Roy), and RIP Phil Stone (sidekick).
Add graveyard and this is pretty much my list too.
Don't forget the Speckled Tit-Mouth Bird Feeder, Dead Trees, and Bank Teller.
This is 1 of my favorite pranks too, God Almighty he had him livid lol love em
“Good for nuthin’ but raisin’ fleas.”
“I can probably smell them bad dogs from a ways away.”😂😂😂
Paige 😂😂😂
My Lord ... Phil is gone.........You guys put us on the map and then you shocked the world with best selling comedy albums.Jesus ...Its the end of an era.My sincere condolences to the family and to Brent who was the voice of RD Mercer.Two rubes from Oklahoma who shocked the world....God bless you guys
it doesnt matter how many times i listen to this i still keep on laughing
Have you heard the Goldberg one?
My favorite RD Mercer prank of ALL-TIME!!
Having a shrimp dinner and cup of coffee lmao
That got me the first time I heard this
Is there really a Cook's Restaurant in Chodo? Shodow?
Being from Kentucky this made me laugh so hard because this is accurate living in kentucky this whole phone call
He died of a heart attack. Brent Douglas does the voice of "Roy D. Mercer" and he is still alive.
This is one of my favorites of Phil and Brent. Makes me laugh like hell!. Forget calling the cops, this guy dont back down from anyone/anything.
Never fails to make me laugh. Love all of these recordings. This guy has helped me laugh in some pretty uncertain times in my life. Love it.
I'm 36yrs old myself nowadays and this ol country fella I met back in Jr high school. I've got every skit on cassette tape LMA😆⚠️
First time I heard these was on the road with some smelly hippies otw up to Maine for some psychedelic, and pot smoking fun. Roy always brings the good vibes back. 🙏🏼🕉
"Well what r' ya callin' me a EATIN' ME UP FER"?
LOL!
"Cause I can't find him, but I got yer number tho!"
"Get it up here and get started" LOL!!
I mean just bring her on
I sure miss these guys.
Vibrator recall
The Classic Roy D.Mercer
Just found him he is to funny
"Well I guarantee ya; you sellin ruined dogs down there, you ought ta have your ass whooped!"
"Every time the dog points at something he gets excited and wets himself!"
Man, it's dangerous to drive and listen to this at the same time.
Yeah
im glad i live in oklahoma i listen to roy damn mercer everyday and i love it
Too funny. My electrical trades teacher "Mr. Griffin" used to play his tapes in class. We used to laugh until our stomach hurt.
A stranger would give you directions to them for a fight only in the south lol
Ever heard the "Mark Knophler" crank calls? He told one victim he was "in a band called Dire Straits" and the name stuck. "Mark" got some idiot to challenge him to a fight at a McDonald's and gave the specific closest intersection...."Call over here, askin' for nekkid pitchers of muh pregnant wife...I'll be at McDonald's at Wade and Merrimack wearing a Def Leppard t-shirt, you sumbitch!".
Hhh
And then sit down and have a beer with you after.
Yeah they will and win it. Then they will pick you up and drink with you after giving you a respectful ass whoopin
OK is not a part of the South.
I luv to listen to some Roy d mercer
“...cause you raise the damn dog that sold him a bad’n” 3:58 😂😂💀
"ain't good for nothing but raising fleas" lol
I love how the guy who answered the phone is just chewin the fat with him.
This guy was hot. Man that was hilarious. Bravo Roy!
Thanks for posting these on you tube. These guys are great! RIP Phil.
Kevin Buford
You tough as hell on the phone...lmao
Good ol boy was game as hell for a fight! !
I love how he was gonna reply to something only to stutter to say "You can't kick my ass to begin with" :)
This is one of the funniest ones
This is RD by God Mercer!! Haha haha Are ya gonna be there today?
Hey
“I ain’t got no idea who you are”
“Well I’m down here in Soto been here half my life”
“I still don’t know who ya are!”
Lmao 🤣 I
How big a ol boy are you?
It's not Soto. It's Chouteau, a town in Oklahoma. Roy said Cooks restaurant was in Chouteau, it's not, hint, hint that this ole boy he's calling missed.
@@derrickpurdy7011 thanks for your reply! I’ve always wondered what the actual name of the town was, not being from Oklahoma I really didn’t know. Appreciate the info!
@@vicevans9242 "Cause I guarantee ya, it ain't nuthin' for me to whoop a man's ass!"
Your gonna get $300 worth of ass when you get down here lol
I've had a lot of phone calls but that's the best'n I've ever had right there!
Lmao at the specific directions dude was for reall
"we got a square off place..." lol
my favorite one... classic... back when you could pull pranks like this without having to hear from the thought police
I heard a portion on TikTok and came to find it. Hysterical 😆
"This dog ain't good for nothing but raising fleas" lmao
That’s what everyone says about your mother
😊
lol this is one of the better ones. guy on the other end is almost funnier than Roy, his reactions are priceless.... "hell of a deal!"
Yeah, and then makes it even funnier by repeating that same thing
LMFAO!!! Gosh I love R.D. Mercer
You can't whoop my ass to begin with, but just bring it on!!!!!!!!!! This ones the best.
Well how do you know?
Helluva deal
"you got a buncha bad hounds down there" **dialtone**
You cant even whoop my ass to begin with... well then get it up here and get started !! 🤣🤣🤣
"You can't woop my ass to begin with!"
Them cull bird dogs! 🤣🤣🤣
I love this guy
HES FROM MY STATE, OKLAHOMA!!!
My Roy d mercer is super funny bird dog and grass fire are the best ones!!!
I like the one where he called the gay and lesbion alliance, but love these! ! I listen to him alot. Lol
The burrito one is good too I love all the ones with the expletives blocked out with sound effects lol
"What are you callin' me eatin' me out for?" 3:54
“I mean just brang err on down” 😂😂
"Just bring'er on down!"
smell them bad dogs lmao!
You tuff as hell on this phone lol😎💯😂🤣
One of the best
This made me laugh out loud and I'm by myself.
"Why owntcha just bringerawn down!"
LOL!
Yer tough as hell on this phone! Well I guarantee it so are you!
LOL
Shrimp dinner and a cup of coffee lol
Them ol Barbers From Ozark sure get mad...
OMG just found Roy he made my 2020 so better and if you don't like it come get a can of ass whoop
Roy D BY God Mercer! Classic!
Every time he points at something he wets himself 🤣🤣
This reminds me of so many people I know. lol
Ilove this man he’s so funny I do prank call every chance I get love it to funny Roy I’m your biggest fan
He offered to meet him at a random location for the fight haha
Well I guarantee it I bought one of your cold bird dogs...No one does this better than Roy D.
Cull*
Definitely a good one
Shrimp and a cup of coffe. Damn
The won't fetch nothing but sticks and other dogs droppings
Just Bring Er On down!!
Those censor noises make this even funnier!!
+ Scotty McDonald. Cooks restaurant. Having a Shrimp dinner and a cup of coffee
Coffee with shrimp? Talk about the drizzlin' squirts afterwards.
LOL AT 2:31!
"YEW HAYNGUP AWN-ME GEEN THATS JUSTA GAWNA GIVE ME ANUTHER REEZON TO WHUP YER ASS WHEN I GEET DOWN THARE!"
To quote Jeff Foxworth, "What LETTER does that start with, does anybody know?"
LOL!
"Shramp danner, anah cupah cawfee."
"I done it"
I wish they took he beeping out
I think I'ma go have me a shrimp dinner and some coffee after this.
Love the cuckoo clock to cover the expletives.
You got a bunch a bad hounds down there.
whats up bird dog .. everything good .. good
There is one where he called and accused a woman of her dog eating the turkey he was raising to eat for thanksgiving, we can't find it anywhere! It's my mom he called!! She goes nuts on him! Haha! It's hilarious!
“BRING IT ON!!!! “
2:32 😂
"All I gots a buncha danged old....cuuuld........Beagles....
"hey buddy you caint whoop ma ass tuh beGIN with..." lol
How bout you just give me 300 dollars and I won't whoop your ass! Lmao 😂😅
Take it from Ol' Boy Roy - There ain't no bad hound dawgs!
I got this cd at home
Bring er on!
This is so funny!!!
Haha i think Terry was on to this from the start, still bloody hilarious!!!!
I was havin a shrimp dinner and a cup of coffee
think you could visit duncan construction in Stilwell and ask for Frank?
2021 anybody? 😂😂
I love roy
He got close there was a cooks cafe in locust grove.
Roy D. “By God” Mercer
Eugene from Kentucky...
You make me laugh 😆