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How many people can say they've been hit in the nuts by paintballs shot from an F1 car?
+ridcom Shot from an F1 car by David Coulthard.
Not I. But I would volunteer for it just to be near an F1 car.
ridcom i
Yeah unfortunately, unless I have something fundamentally wrong, shooting paintballs through an air intake and out of the exhaust would mean it would've gone through the engine. Not possible. Plus the paintballs came out of the side of the car, not the left and right where the exhaust tips are.
1, Jeremy Clarkson.
Top Gear: A show about 3 middle age men failing and bullying each other
you will always be childish, no matter how old you are
ARB6769 when has James May ever successfully bullied anyone?
I mean not anymore.
It's a beautiful thing. LoL
So true
"More compost than art", 6 years later, a literal banana gaffa taped on wall sold for $120000.
@@user-ru1eq7tw4y bruh its kinda genius I mean its obviously ploy for money laundering
Or that the art world is used for money laundering.
van Gogh only sold 1 painting. All of the great artists are ridiculed before their time comes.
@ZoeQuinnIsAMurderer That's not what money laundering is.
And some guy literally ate it.
Look at Richards face when Jeremy says that's a rental car..!! Absolutely funny!!!
+Anna Kalotidou Setup but yes.
James' face when they destroy his artwork is also excellent
at least not scripted, script would be obvious
It actually is scripted funny enough, the car doesn't even exist on the MOT database.
Right
Never noticed that
Should've been made into a bit
James' one was actually pretty good.
Dyskit until jezza and hammond ruined it
So was Richard's.....until it fell in a lake
Jeremy’s one was nice ..
Dont worry Jezza is on job
pinky and perky was really a jerk there lol
"I value your opinion. I won't necessarily pay any attention to it. In fact, none of us will." Hahahahahahahahahahaha
😂 the face he made lol. his opinion was really crap
Talking to trolls on the internet be like:
"Some say he has a MASSIVE chin and he does, because he's David Coulthard" :P
Some say he has a different type of blue balls & that DC won't give him mouth to mouth. All we know is that he's called Jeremy Clarkson
some say he once hit clarkson's plum
All we know is that it's not the Stig, it's the Stig's Scottish cousin
@@saberracer026 Coulthard is now a commentator in F1
Not at the jay Leno level tho XD
6:37
“I value your opinion immensely...
...I won’t necessarily pay any attention to it.”
“Good.”
Love how Rupert just took it in stride.
of course he would, i bet thousands of people have disagreed with his opinions and were verbal about it, probably worse than how jeremy reacted
he didn't say immensely. But I have to say this is my favorite Jeremy Clarkson quote...
"You sprayed my helmet!"
"You shot one of my testic-- OH that helmet?"
Hammond's Bob Ross impression: Nailed it. And priceless.
Oof
I love how the art dealer, at the start, is very dismissive and more just humouring James UNTIL he starts talking about his influences and what sort of angle he was going in, at which point the dealer actually comes around and truly considers this sculpture for a moment. A little tragic it got pushed over.
if clarkson had commentated over himself he would've said
*IN THE PLUMS*
I can hear it lol
6:10 James was almost crying 😢
6:12 I'm sorry but James actually produced something that worked artistically. Then is got destroyed by Hammond and Clarkson...
You know its scripted. Its all an act
My brother would seriously hurt them after this
A child could have made this using bits and pieces of something he tore apart. It's not inspired, it was a heap of junk with elements mimicking a face.
@@JudasPriestSUCKS it isn't completely scripted and anyone who can make a script this random is a God. They make a plan and then when something (not if) they adapt. You can plan a car ploblem.
No.
“Is there anything here that catches your eye”
“No”
“Does that one work”
“No”
“Is this no good”
“No”
“Does it work on any level for you”
“No”
“Does it have artistic merit”
“No”
“So all of this is terrible”
“Well frankly yes”
When the face fell down jame genuinely looked like he was going to cry
You know its an act. Its scripted
@@JudasPriestSUCKS yes yes mr know it all we all know there are scripted elements to the show but you are no more informed than us on this particular piece. james has never been a great actor and pulling of thinly veiled expressions of genuine upset or embarrassment are things not even professional actors can achieve convincingly. the sensible approach to this bit would be he probably did build the piece, was proud of it and was upset it was broken
@@03056932 thank you I hate when people say they scripted stuff like this. You really can't srcipt something like this. You make a plan and work off of that which is tl what top gear is really.
Silas Mayes Thats not what he said, the show is scripted but james emotions maybe wasnt is basically what he said.
@@JudasPriestSUCKS bet your fun to hang out with
The horse painting on the car trunk was actually pretty good
Jack Woltz: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2:12 I thought he was going to make his art by drifting while leaving those black lines
Money Account and making an asian 11
Same here
I would have loved to see the F1 car under black light. Has it been shown later on that show?
Stryke no cos it caught on fire while Jeremy tried to drive it there lol
Alex Qerreti He's talking about the F1 car not the art car with the horse's head on it, Yes it was shown in on the show.
my mistake qq
yes
yah
@6:38 I like how the art guy says “good” when Jeremy says he won’t pay any attention to his opinion. Spoken like a true artist 😂
This clip has give me some ideas in what to do for my project at university.
I might do a stylised painting of a Tesla Model 3 or Porsche Taycan.
Wow. Hammond is great at drawing.
Kev he was painting
was an art student
Was at art college before he started radio
Yeah it was actually quite sad when it fell in cos his was the only one other than a little bit of mays that was actually really good and skillful and required talent
@@TheShadowFellan well that's the point of top gear. All three of them are pretty damn competent, but for the sake of comedy they decide to muck it all up in the end. Ambitious, but rubbish. I will say that shtick got a little old in the Grand Tour but it's still damn entertaining.
Hammond: were going to paint the inside of the car on the outside
Jeremy: red for the blood
Clarkson taped to a chair: "This is like a scene in Reservoir Dogs." Hammond holding a plasma cutter: "Don't give us any ideas." ;-p
Art snobs always reject cars....the rest of the world recognizes that they can in fact be art.
Alfa Romeo's are art. Theyre designed to be beautiful and have no function.
except they look like a dyslexic man´s face
@@mateussantos152 lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣 I read that in Clarkson's voice.
@HelpMe not to mention it an endless money pit waiting to happen
HelpMe I respect your right to an opinion but Alfas are as pretty as the sun rising over Charlize Theron. End of story.
All cars are art. Because an artist had to draw it and then build a sculpture of it
David "Will you edit that spin out?"
Jeremy "Yes yes i will edit it out"
David " You promise?"
Jeremy "....:" TROLL LOL
May’s sculpture was rather good, quite a nice piece of vernacular art.
Who else thinks the purple audi R8 painting at 6:29 is dope AF?
Season 14, episode 5.
Vladpryde thx a lot
Vladpryde Thanks!
You good person
Cheers
Hero
ACCELERATION face number 1.
Evodocturine29 B-)
6:09 James Sad :(
I would straight away punch Richard and Jeremy
7:58 You can see the horror in Richard's face.
You know its scripted?
@@JudasPriestSUCKS oh crikey, it's the fun rozzers!
would've been alot easier if they bought a *Citroen SM*. But yeah, this show was suppose to be ridiculous, so they're not going for it.
2:20 ‘My plums!’ XD
3:28 i quiet like Jeremy's , its simple but still colorful i feel like the concept itself has potential
I can help!
You can't do this with a hammer! lol
James is a comedic genius
am I the only one who feels bad for Hammond when the painting fell in the water?
If you look closely, the painting that fell is different from what he painted moments before.
@@sailor7537 chances are it was staged so the good painting would have been displayed somewhere else I wonder if the Astra was a indeed a hire car as it would have been 5 years old at the time of filming so would have been a bit old for a hire car
“How do you know there isn’t a horses head in the boot?”
- Jeremy Clarkson
3:20 That looks like he just bought that for the joke, but if he didn't I feel so bad for him. D:
07:22 How come he said that he can't paint before!?
I used to watched this show. So funny. To bad Amazon grand tour was not the same. Even though they tried.
In the plums !
Poor James, he looked like he was going to cry when they broke his sculpture.
Priceless moment when Jeremy gets hits in the gentlemen area.
It's so sad james if you look carefully at him you can see tears as they break his art
I wanted to see the aerodynamic lines in the UV
Yeah what the fukk
Clearly it didn't work and they didn't want to show it
@@6sicSIX 1 year late but why didn’t you just, I don’t know, watch the episode?
@@ajcF1 I did lol, not sure what your point is.
@@6sicSIX I think he meant the whole episode. Not the "best moment" on YT
@@ffwrudeAh right, assumed they didn't include it in the clips after talking about it because it didn't work. Looks nice 👍
"OH I SEE THAT HELMET" hahahaa . oh clarkson
Watching TG is like watching an action film. You have to disconnect yourself from reality (just a little bit) otherwise it's no fun.
I recognized the art critic at an exhibition at Saatchi and asked him whether he actually liked James May’s sculpture and he said no and that it was all rubbish.
I wanted to see the f1ultra violet photo
Ahhh top gear as I remember it: Clarkson and Hammond bullying May
I was actually saddened to see Richards painting fall into the water, it looked like it was going to look quite good. :/
"How do you know there's not a horse's head in the boot" 10/10
I can literally see the gears turning in Richards head 🤣
I just wanna point out that the shot of the Zonda was beautiful.
jezza did not paint that horse please tell me thats true
"it is triggered to fire at 5,000 rmp" *proceeds to rev it to 15k rpm
The look on James face 😂he was genuinely sad and disappointed after they push down his sculpture😂
So funny. The art specialist didn't see art with all of the paintings? Rubish. The large paintings of the F-1's are very nice.
Hamster's face at the end hahahaha
Hamster?
-.-
"Seems to be more compost than art...but thank you"
3:26
R.I.P
Richard Hammond’s Painting
2013-2013
thats not his painting though...
Really, it should say 2009-2009 as this episode aired in 2009.
@@joshbacon8241 And therefore it was filmed in 2008, so it should be 2008-2008. What's really scary is that this was, as of August 2020, 12 years ago.
7:28 I was wondering if they will repair the car with Flex Tape
Nah, Fiber Fix should do the trick.
*T H A T'S A L O T O F D A M A G E*
5:10 Some say that guys look bit like Alan Pardew
RealAshtonArmy exactly like him
I give James May’s statue a 10/10 for his unique inspiration.
6:14 that shot killed me xD
0:30 Jezza describes modern art too a tee
Until the Two Stooges broke it, James' face was quite good.
but...but...they didn't... I thought the same, then re-watched it. No one touched it. The thing was just too top heavy. It was probably propped up between shots.
I think that's was one of the later seasons when things became heavily scripted and dumb.
It’s stiil ery noice
Surely those paintballs were fed into the exhaust, I cannot imagine paint balls making it through a combustion chamber without being squished by the closing of the valves. I mean sure maybe a couple would get through but much less than wouldn't.
Try "putting a paintball gun behind the car and then making up some BS for kids that are watching."
ansiszvirgzdins Definitely a more plausible explanation :)
+Damian Yoss he clearly said airbox, not engine.. But i don't know!
yes Airbox MEANING the airbox intake for the engine...
Who cares. What's important is that you got to watch Jeremy get shot in the plums with painballs.
I continue to believe art critics only value things highly when they line their pockets with money. I still believe that's how the rich avoid paying taxes here in the USA. You get a art critic buddy to value some post modernist garbage and then donate it to a museum of art and reap the rewards of putting that onto your tax forms.
"Work it in , work it in"
*board just falls
i had that old painting that hammond is trying to paint from my nan it got thrawn away i really hope it wasnt worth any thing
7:58 the *oh fak* face be like
How was your day have to do is bring any of this artwork to the US Midwest and it probably would sell pretty good 😏
where is the next half?
Congratulations!!You have pursued your goal in life,now u can die in peace.
BTW second:)
A rental car XD (Edit) well someone is in trouble
Uh... That Silk Cut Jaguar **IS** art...
Art school reference was funny. For sure it does teach you to be at least coddled a bit a more in life before or an occupation is mushed into your reality or you find a way capitalize on yourself and your story. Damn good episode though.
"Oh, I see, THAT helmet..."
“Plane of light just bouncing off here, and then work it in, work it in”
‘Sploosh’
and it was good wasnt it. So you know you went ahead and gave it a thumbs up:) Uk just does it right!
7:22 - How do you know that isn't a horse's head in the car? made my day.
Old TOP GEAR uses BONOBO music, did anyone notice? TRANSMISSION '94 from 0:00
Jeremy painting a horse head in the trunk, along with what he sad about "horse pleasuring" in the grand tour 1st episode, gives me an ankward feeling🤣🤣🤣
Hammonds painting was actually good until it visited the lake
“You shot my helmet” “well you shot one of my testicles... Oh that helmet” 😂
"I value your opinion. I won't necessary pay any attention to it."
"Good"
'Clearly this isn't human' :D fantastic part of this episode with the worst paiting ever, laughed so hard about that bit :D
Song playing when Hamster is painting is 2 Atoms in a Molecule by Noah and the Whale
It's performance art. It has streaks in a living way.
I would rather go to this exhibit than any other art exhibit you care to name. And I've been to a lot
5:57 - 6:08 This is why these 3 are national treasures!
4:28
5:56 :P
7:58 that face is art
I unironically love james May's sculpture. Like a big smiling old geiser with glasses and a big nose
I love how they always keep a straight face when telling jokes
Jeremy Clarkson Guys guys where did you get that car because it says here it's a rental car. So classic
Pretty cool of the Red Bull team to let the Top Gear team use their car