Zombies Hate Fast Food

In the quirky town of Spooksville, where supernatural events were as common as the daily newspaper, a group of mischievous friends loved to explore the oddities of their hometown. Among them was Danny "Funk" Turner, a quirky musician known for his funky rock tunes and a knack for turning bizarre situations into catchy songs.
One foggy night, after a lively jam session, Danny and his friends decided to take a shortcut through the old graveyard to get to their favorite fast food joint. As they walked, they began to hear strange groans and shuffling footsteps. Before they knew it, a group of zombies emerged from the shadows, eyes glowing with hunger.
Panic set in, and the friends sprinted toward the brightly lit fast food restaurant in the distance. To their surprise, the zombies, who initially looked menacing, soon appeared frustrated. The undead creatures stumbled and groaned in exasperation as they struggled to keep up with the fast-running humans.
As Danny and his friends reached the safety of the fast food joint, they looked back to see the zombies giving up, slumping down with disappointed expressions. The realization hit them like a lightning bolt: these zombies hated "fast food" not because of the cuisine, but because they couldn't catch the people who ran fast enough to escape their grasp.
Inspired by the hilarity of the situation, Danny decided to write a song about it. He grabbed his guitar and started composing a funky rock tune that captured the essence of their spooky yet humorous encounter. The lyrics flowed easily, and the chorus became an instant earworm: "Zombies hate fast food, they can’t catch the speed, they want slow-moving prey, that’s their only need."
Danny's bandmates loved the song and encouraged him to perform it at their next gig. The audience went wild for "Zombies Hate Fast Food," laughing and dancing along to the funky beat and clever lyrics. The song quickly became a fan favorite, resonating with everyone who enjoyed a good laugh at the expense of the slow-moving undead.
To commemorate the song, Danny worked with a local artist to create a vibrant, cartoonish album cover. It depicted zombies chasing after fast-running humans, their faces filled with frustration and defeat. The title "Zombies Hate Fast Food" was displayed in a playful, dripping font that perfectly captured the spooky yet comical theme.
The song's popularity spread beyond Spooksville, gaining traction in nearby towns and even catching the attention of a few radio stations. Danny "Funk" Turner's quirky sense of humor and musical talent had once again turned an unusual encounter into a hit song. "Zombies Hate Fast Food" became a beloved anthem, reminding everyone that sometimes, the best way to deal with life's little scares is to laugh and keep running.