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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @rickllee
    @rickllee 2 года назад +90

    Not one person watching this video looked at the ‘lovely dog’
    Don’t even try to lie.
    You’re going to hell.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 года назад +29

      I did

    • @rickllee
      @rickllee 2 года назад +11

      @@AuditingBritain ….. 🍑

    • @BlastAway
      @BlastAway 2 года назад +13

      @@AuditingBritain I think he means the woman's arse was more interesting than the dog.

    • @edwardgatey8301
      @edwardgatey8301 2 года назад +10

      @@BlastAway Ohhhh, I get it! Was there a woman?

    • @sapankhurst2015
      @sapankhurst2015 2 года назад +6

      @@AuditingBritain I must be getting old, I looked at the dog. Oh I know, it's because I listened to every word AB speaks, so I looked at the LUVERLY dog. Ok where a the rewind button.😁😁😂😎

  • @debramitchell53
    @debramitchell53 2 года назад +416

    I almost feel sorry for the two PCSOs because they are so pointless. Chris is about as sincere as a used car salesman, and he still doesn’t get the basics of his job after his 14 plus years that he should verbal identify himself as police officer when approaching a member of the public (especially in plain clothes) and show his warrant card (hopefully he’ll get the hang of it over the next 14 years).

    • @janefaulkner3749
      @janefaulkner3749 2 года назад +32

      That shows how much authority they have, which is less than a school dinner lady and a tiny bit more than the local nark.

    • @therestorementor7742
      @therestorementor7742 2 года назад +13

      One lady owner a vicar just used it to go to the shops and back lovely motor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @svenpoletka5236
      @svenpoletka5236 2 года назад +12

      Sadly not many officers follow their duty to disclose when they start filming,, which is a serious concern whether that is because of bad training or lack of ramifications or both.

    • @tommyrobz
      @tommyrobz 2 года назад

      @@quercus3290 Exactly, he certainly doesn’t have to be “sincere”, the idiot he’s talking to certainly isn’t being.

    • @Knight_F80
      @Knight_F80 2 года назад +1

      ..

  • @lucidmoment71
    @lucidmoment71 2 года назад +205

    Whoever employed two PCSO's in a position of authority with such poor English language skills should be sacked on the spot.

    • @achanak69
      @achanak69 2 года назад +31

      Shocking state of this country !

    • @suratullahkhan6158
      @suratullahkhan6158 2 года назад

      Language is not a problem wooden head

    • @engineeringvision9507
      @engineeringvision9507 2 года назад +7

      @@achanak69 Most London but some other cities are almot as bad

    • @gjclark2478
      @gjclark2478 2 года назад +1

      Like ab's English is great 😂😂
      One immigrant to another yeah ??
      Hypocrisy at its best 🖕🙄😂😂

    • @distrust9404
      @distrust9404 2 года назад +9

      You’re absolutely right to direct the blame for the PCO’s inadequacies on the employer. If a man without a job and no income is offered a position with the police force likely he’ll take it, whether he is suitable for the position or not and whether it’s within his ambition or not. Anyone new to these islands would be over the moon to land this type of paid employment.
      The fault for their inefficiency lies with the employer - in this case the police force.

  • @1watsonwatson
    @1watsonwatson 2 года назад +113

    People in uniform, employed by the state, who can't even speak in full sentences

    • @tonybuttie3038
      @tonybuttie3038 2 года назад

      yes, like giving a monkey a machine gun, lol

    • @achanak69
      @achanak69 2 года назад

      They would be better just putting the uniform around 2 donkeys !

    • @sandgrownun66
      @sandgrownun66 2 года назад +2

      It seems they don't know enough English to be able to.

    • @socialising6037
      @socialising6037 2 года назад

      Is funny, when I done my carpentry apprenticeship i had to 2 English exams 🤣

    • @sandgrownun66
      @sandgrownun66 2 года назад +4

      @@socialising6037 "Is funny, when I done my carpentry apprenticeship i had to 2 English exams" Do you know how to write this in grammatically correct English?

  • @TheBrawlBox
    @TheBrawlBox 2 года назад +122

    Imagine being issued with a uniform just to irritate people.

    • @raoulmoat6762
      @raoulmoat6762 2 года назад +10

      £28 k taxpayer money a year they're both on, what a joke!

    • @neil_mch
      @neil_mch 2 года назад +1

      Well, the real police are too busy hunting for tweets to do it themselves.

    • @socialising6037
      @socialising6037 2 года назад +4

      @@raoulmoat6762 and can just about understand the questions he's asking.

    • @rogersmith8339
      @rogersmith8339 2 года назад

      Or even better, getting a video camera to do the same and make lots of money from suckers who worship the ground you walk on?

  • @neil_mch
    @neil_mch 2 года назад +141

    For people who ask questions as part of their job, they get awfully confused by simplest of questions.

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 2 года назад +8

      I had an interesting one. I made a complaint that the Met was racist regarding a particular area.
      So the Sgt rang me yesterday to put the excuses over. Namely they weren't racist and didn't have resources.
      So I started going through the evidence for the racism, including things like other police talking about the racist policy on camera. The lack of policing etc and more. ie. Hard evidence.
      At that point she started getting very angry. A sure sign that she knows its wrong and goes on the attack.
      So she's now got a complaint for rudeness and lying.

    • @neil_mch
      @neil_mch 2 года назад +4

      @@Nickle314 They do get rather irate when you refuse to accept their lies.

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 2 года назад +4

      @@neil_mch exactly. Now with hard evidence it gets even more difficult.

  • @douglipscomb3002
    @douglipscomb3002 2 года назад +102

    I used to love the "Carry On" films when I was a kid....now I can get a good belly laugh at these audits. The people who hide behind those "big blue gates" never cease to come out and give us such classic comedy, and for that I will be eternally grateful!

    • @Yagdrol
      @Yagdrol 2 года назад +14

      Carry on Constable👍😄

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 2 года назад +1

      Have you seen win some, lose dome’s channel?

    • @svenpoletka5236
      @svenpoletka5236 2 года назад +7

      Sadly all that comedy is tax-funded, no matter how bad it is.

    • @connect4glyn
      @connect4glyn 2 года назад +3

      THIS REPLY MADE ME LAUGH , very good

  • @neil_mch
    @neil_mch 2 года назад +115

    I hear there's been a lot of pavement being stolen in the area so those PCSOs are doing a vital job.

    • @FB-tq5ln
      @FB-tq5ln 2 года назад +2

      brilliant Last of the summer wine episode 1

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 2 года назад +2

      Used to all be gold 'down south' until it got lifted. Hence why PCSOs were first created.

    • @HarryNicNicholas
      @HarryNicNicholas Год назад +1

      nicked by scousers, hence the phrase, tar mac!

    • @neil_mch
      @neil_mch Год назад

      @@HarryNicNicholas Lol, well played.

  • @Yagdrol
    @Yagdrol 2 года назад +72

    The detective sergeant has that much spare time from dealing with very important serious crime to come and waste taxpayers cash chatting to a guy with a camera on a public right of way. The police clearly are not understaffed.

    • @patthewoodboy
      @patthewoodboy 2 года назад

      yep , Home secretary should cut police budget by about 25% , they will be shitting themselves.

    • @denverspin
      @denverspin Год назад +2

      It’s his 6th sense we’re paying for

    • @HarryNicNicholas
      @HarryNicNicholas Год назад +2

      the one real shortage on this planet is neurons.

  • @humblequest7905
    @humblequest7905 2 года назад +48

    DSs first words…. “I’ve been made aware”. Later…. “nobody called me”.

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 2 года назад +55

    Indeed, there was a touch of class at the end of the video, which included Britain's 2 most unwanted PCSO's walking the longest two miles walk of shame. 🤣 😂 😂

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 2 года назад

      Great idea. Someone does need to a reverse Lawrence of Arabia shot where they walk off into the sunset …

    • @tonyross7376
      @tonyross7376 2 года назад

      Hahaha Haha

  • @stevenSouthpole562
    @stevenSouthpole562 2 года назад +42

    Lol how the detective makes the stop then immediately hands the paperwork over to the PCSO

    • @HBFREEWORLD
      @HBFREEWORLD 2 года назад +4

      🤣So true .

    • @yasminet6355
      @yasminet6355 2 года назад

      Yeah but I bet the pcso was grateful, nothing to do all day.

    • @S....
      @S.... 2 года назад

      @@yasminet6355 Sure, they love paperwork.

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 2 года назад +166

    Addressing the public with hands in pocket , he claimed to be a police officer , although he was in plain clothes , but offered no warrant card or any other form of identification. I hope he watches this, reads the comments and cleans up his act before a revisit :)
    The other two need to brush up on the Body Worn policy especially the old guy who has had 14 years to read it , but obviously not got round to it yet.
    Might be fun if another Auditor pops round soon to check up on their education:)
    Focus Pocus would do an excellent job there.
    Best I can say he was polite but a bit unprofessional in some respects.
    (If he is a detective , he should have been able to ‘detect’ that you were AB anyway . )

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 2 года назад +12

      The Body Worn is interesting. If you see they have it on, but not mentioned, say nothing. What you then do at the end, is make a SAR for it, on the grounds they didn't follow policy.
      If they don't supply in a month, make a complaint they have broken the law.

    • @engineeringvision9507
      @engineeringvision9507 2 года назад

      London has the police force of a third world country

    • @gdr38515
      @gdr38515 2 года назад +4

      I got the strong feeling he knew it was AB at the outset. Like you, I don't see this body-worn camera issue getting through to these people and yet it is so basic. Fines for breaching GDPR can be really high, so someone, somewhere needs to ensure that anyone wearing a BWC as part of their job understandins the accompanying responsibilities. If the police can't get it right, the abuse of people's civil liberties by officers of all stripes will continue to go unpunished.

    • @geoffbreen2386
      @geoffbreen2386 2 года назад +1

      @@Nickle314 If they don't tell the subject of the recording does that mean that anything up to that point of the video is not admissible in court?

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 2 года назад +1

      @@geoffbreen2386 I think its arguable. After all when they read you your rights, it makes certain statements. Up and until that point its different

  • @memorialgardens1664
    @memorialgardens1664 2 года назад +56

    AB Your sense of humour marvellous in a complete world of madness very refreshing🧠💪🙋‍♂️🎼💙

    • @user-allanH
      @user-allanH 2 года назад

      By the end even the PCSO was having a laugh

  • @MarekzAnglii
    @MarekzAnglii 2 года назад +11

    The Detective Sergeant should know that PCSO's didn't exist 40 years ago 🤣

  • @KN-tq2kl
    @KN-tq2kl 2 года назад +71

    I got taken to this place once. They took my keys and tried to enter my dads house to search for drugs. After the keys weren't working my dad opened the door and said, "he's never lived with me in his life". 😂 This place is like some off the grid torture centre.

    • @engineeringvision9507
      @engineeringvision9507 2 года назад +3

      Tell us more about the inside. How many levels? Number of cells? Interesting features or facilities? How abusive or professional were the staff?

    • @KN-tq2kl
      @KN-tq2kl 2 года назад +23

      @@engineeringvision9507 well they cut my clothes off with scissors to search me while I was cuffed and held down on a mattress in my cell, left me naked in the cell for a long while during winter before giving me a white suit and plimsolls. Gave me beans and gravy to eat 😂, and they beat me up after I dipped a polystyrene cup in the toilet, jumped up and stuck it to the cctv unit and used my mattress to cover the door so they couldn't see in (which means they can't enter until they can see inside). Then they discharged me in the dead of the night without even a piece of paper, literally on the North circular. (I got NFA by the way) I don't know how many cells there is, since I got carried to mine horizontally, but the building is as modern as it comes. The best part about my stay in this hotel is that the two women inspectors who interviewed me were stunners. Or maybe they were hideous and I was just ecstatic to be out of the cell 😂.

    • @mrhairypalm5006
      @mrhairypalm5006 2 года назад +7

      Same thing happened to me in Woolwich Kent they decided at night when I was in the cells just to go to my house and look around but luckily my wife open the door to them at 2:30 in the morning when they was trying the door with the keys the scumbags.

    • @tomprowsemusic4864
      @tomprowsemusic4864 2 года назад +6

      @@KN-tq2kl you should have took action on that, that’s sick. They also should not be trying to get in your dads house, that also should have been taken action on. Sorry you had to go through that shit, some sick fucks in our world I guess.

    • @bobsmith3291
      @bobsmith3291 2 года назад +1

      Was your dad lying or did you not live with him haha

  • @gilecos
    @gilecos 2 года назад +2

    "Should I stay or should I go..." nice one AB...look it up. LOL from France 🇨🇵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍😎

  • @bigmaccas1108
    @bigmaccas1108 2 года назад +7

    The detective seemed pretty sound to be fair. Love your sense of humour AB. Great video as always.

  • @Catmad65
    @Catmad65 2 года назад +7

    I’ve been spoilt, Focus Pocus before bed and AB when I get up 👍

  • @chiefsdad
    @chiefsdad 2 года назад +19

    Got to say that the rozzer who engaged through the fence was spot on in his approach. Very rare occurrence unfortunately.

  • @ssmith3517
    @ssmith3517 5 месяцев назад

    'look at that blood sucker'? class - and spot on as always. Keep it up AB, my days would be boring without you!

  • @colinmacfarlane9778
    @colinmacfarlane9778 2 года назад +5

    They are all Barking mad... EXCELLENT performance by AB

  • @nige3801
    @nige3801 2 года назад +27

    What a weird atmosphere the clown cops are creating😂

  • @jamielee9350
    @jamielee9350 2 года назад +4

    Open collar and not even got a tie on ! It just gets worse 🤣

  • @phillipsharpe6459
    @phillipsharpe6459 2 года назад +10

    You know why the plastic cops walk around in pairs, ? Ones good at reading, and ones good at writing, 😂🤣👍

  • @Fraserkins
    @Fraserkins 2 года назад +28

    Why don't they go and make a report on grooming gangs

    • @sandgrownun66
      @sandgrownun66 2 года назад +7

      Because that might damage so-called "community cohesion".

    • @benchode1
      @benchode1 2 года назад +3

      Grooming gang's do you mean the Catholic church 🤔

    • @valentinius62
      @valentinius62 2 года назад

      Then they would never get laid. 🙄

    • @N17-o2r
      @N17-o2r Год назад

      @@benchode1you know exactly who’s he talking about Ben C Hode

    • @benchode1
      @benchode1 Год назад

      @@N17-o2r yes the kiddy fiddling priests who raped young boys 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤔🤔🤔

  • @MultiScampi
    @MultiScampi 2 года назад +10

    14 years as a PCSO, that man's going places, not many though

    • @tman5634
      @tman5634 Год назад +3

      He's been in the job 13yrs & 364days too long

  • @Nickle314
    @Nickle314 2 года назад +13

    What you need is some red or yellow cards printed off. On the back of them is the BWV requirements. The requirement to ID etc. When they don't you hand them out like a football referee.
    Alternatively carry a clipboard and start making ticks and crosses. You can ask them for their email address so you can send them the report about the audit of their work performance.

  • @cupidstunts.stcmedia.6618
    @cupidstunts.stcmedia.6618 2 года назад +2

    Definitely a 'Laurel and Hardy' moment at the end. 😂🤣👍

  • @windyhillbomber
    @windyhillbomber 2 года назад +18

    Chris the Detective visibly seething under his oh so calm demeanor once AB confirmed he was auditing the response. Love it.

  • @simonbmr
    @simonbmr 2 года назад +10

    I loved how the "14 years service" PCO's hat was so ludicrously too big it was balanced on the top of his ears!

  • @Nerojan
    @Nerojan 2 года назад +8

    2:54 - Illegally spaced number plates - 1 law for them, 1 law for us 😠

  • @northernaudits
    @northernaudits 2 года назад +8

    I love that "what are you doing" "just seeing what's inside" like non of your business 😂

  • @johnallright6847
    @johnallright6847 2 года назад +18

    How easily they resort to lying because the detective initially said he had been made aware someone was filming and within 5 minutes claimed no one had called him but it was more of a physic awareness type scenario and no one had called him,wow no wonder he made detective with mental powers like that, should be in charge of the whole police force and every crime would be solved.

    • @SomboonCM
      @SomboonCM 2 года назад

      It's safe to say we haven't heard the last of him.

  • @neilcallender4455
    @neilcallender4455 2 года назад +15

    Another cracking one mate, great start to the week.

  • @EnglishVeteran
    @EnglishVeteran 2 года назад +7

    I liked the way the DS handed over the paperwork to the PCSO!

    • @mrdarren1045
      @mrdarren1045 2 года назад

      To be fair they seem to have a lot of time on their hands. Might at least give them something to do while they're learning the English language

  • @aniebonamozioma5110
    @aniebonamozioma5110 Год назад

    This guy is always giving me joy

  • @ayz01
    @ayz01 2 года назад +14

    The guy who left in the BMW M3 must work there but what’s with the illegal spacing in his number plate?

  • @peterhall6553
    @peterhall6553 2 года назад +49

    "boom, boom, boom" is probably not the best of ways of describing your filming, AB! 😁😁😁

  • @1888.cfc.
    @1888.cfc. 2 года назад +13

    Woke up to AB. Brilliant 💛

  • @robertovers1863
    @robertovers1863 2 года назад +25

    2 PCSO's at an annual cost £60000 + and neither can barely speak English, no wonder the country is in a mess

    • @squidguard4743
      @squidguard4743 2 года назад +1

      Yeah this country is a mess because of two foreign community support officers 🤣🤣 You’re a gammon who can only speak one language. You could never work in another country and speak a foreign language even in an entry level job

    • @beedebawng2556
      @beedebawng2556 2 года назад +2

      That's what you took from this video?

  • @paulraper1
    @paulraper1 2 года назад +13

    That is one of the weirdest PCSO's i've seen, i can't see the point of them if that's all they do. Why get rid of police officers to replace them with these halflings that just stand there and say nothing. 14 yrs and still a PCSO ?? They are that useless i've never seen a sergeant or corporal one, they are all just PCSO's. That Det thought he was gonna be the smart arse and make you look stupid but soon gave up. I absolutely hate it when a copper approaches a person and asks "what are you up to" as if your already guilty of something, and unfortunately that's what most coppers think.

  • @powertotheproletariat
    @powertotheproletariat 2 года назад +3

    'lovely dog' okay AB, I'm sure that's what you were looking at 😉😂

  • @judithmatthews8460
    @judithmatthews8460 2 года назад +26

    The detective has a warrant number not a shoulder number. That’s what you need to identify him. They create a report to add to the database on you. They record everywhere you’ve been, your description, demeanour, vocabulary, ethnic origin, time in the area. I think you can obtain it by the freedom of information act. AB yours must be a sight for sore eyes. Love you to get it and publish it. Not sure if it’s held nationally or in each police area. If you get taken to court they use it as a way of showing intent.

  • @stevedawg9588
    @stevedawg9588 2 года назад +1

    They are as much use as a chocolate teapot. Another amusing vid, Thanks AB 👍👍👍

  • @natalievu4399
    @natalievu4399 2 года назад +13

    I can't believe that some officers still don't know AB

  • @pggp273
    @pggp273 2 года назад +65

    Approaching and engaging with members of the public with hands in pockets tells me all I need to know about this character

    • @idunnobruxx2074
      @idunnobruxx2074 2 года назад +3

      The problem is, most decent people will not degrade themselves like these PCSO's will, this is why they will employ anything who are intellectually challenged.

    • @pggp273
      @pggp273 2 года назад

      @Nortius Maximus Body language isn't your specialist subject is it. A bit of advice stick to a subject you know something about

    • @jacko717
      @jacko717 2 года назад +1

      @Nortius Maximus The Royal College of Policing guidelines state officers/pcsos should remove their hands from their pockets when engaging with members of the public.

    • @jacko717
      @jacko717 2 года назад

      @Nortius Maximus so to apply your logic, you're ok with some laws not be applied exactly as they should be? But that others should be applied exactly?
      And if you re read, you'll see that I was referring to a "guideline."
      Regardless, removing hands from your pockets is a sign of respect, as identifying/introducing yourself would be the same.

    • @HarryNicNicholas
      @HarryNicNicholas Год назад

      all the auditors should make it a "must do" to ask for name, station, collar number and "i'm recording" - it might seem small, but as it's the first thing they ought to do it reminds them who is who in these exchanges. and yes, get your hands out of your pockets, even my parents and teachers clipped my ear for that one.

  • @nadeemchaudhry6585
    @nadeemchaudhry6585 2 года назад +24

    Just shows how thick these guys are, that DS misheard AB and thought the PCSO has been on the force for 40yrs!
    At no point until corrected, did the penny drop that PCSO's didn't exist 40 years ago, and this guy is a DS!
    As always stay safe brother!!

    • @seanineill7896
      @seanineill7896 2 года назад +2

      Looking at this lot gb is in a sad state

    • @ahmadhedjasi727
      @ahmadhedjasi727 2 года назад

      He said in the “force” the force is the metropolitan police. He could have been in a different positions through out for 40 years. Hope that made sense.

    • @socialising6037
      @socialising6037 2 года назад

      @@ahmadhedjasi727 yh but he said 14. And tbf the guy doesn't look over 50 imo

  • @paulyh4531
    @paulyh4531 2 года назад +1

    That end bit looked like a low budget version of the bill 😆

  • @JonDingle
    @JonDingle 2 года назад +7

    They object to cameras recording yet they do it and try to pull authority over an innocent man. They also forget, the precious stations are recorded on Google Earth and Google Street view! 🤣🤣

  • @jaymiah8595
    @jaymiah8595 2 года назад +1

    You and DJ Audit have a brilliant voice for these videos. I can listen to you both all day. New subscriber.

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 2 года назад +13

    “Asked you what you are UP TO”
    Why is he got to be “UP TO” something .

  • @adamsweetz5156
    @adamsweetz5156 2 года назад +1

    Detective definitely displays his experience and professionalism

  • @dandec3235
    @dandec3235 2 года назад +4

    Yo!
    Casual Chris was definitely the star of the show? His mates will be giving him some stick about this one?
    All crime is obviously solved in Barking? Well done to all.
    🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭😂👍👍👍

  • @steveturner7573
    @steveturner7573 2 года назад +16

    Easiest job in the world. Just stand on the pavement doing nothing

    • @Mossyz.
      @Mossyz. 2 года назад +1

      It's hard work doing nothing .
      It's also boring work when one doesn't say anything .

  • @kev5125
    @kev5125 2 года назад +1

    Really gets my goat when they say what are you up to.

  • @paulhotson5820
    @paulhotson5820 2 года назад +3

    The early bird catches all the worms!😆

  • @barty2381
    @barty2381 2 года назад +1

    The Meercat thumbnail made me chuckle, "Simples". Lol
    That detective at the end was a real gent, was nice to see!

  • @nigelramkissoonraja6916
    @nigelramkissoonraja6916 2 года назад +3

    Massive respect AB 💯❤️💥 fantastic as always

  • @petersullivan3902
    @petersullivan3902 2 года назад +1

    AB you are one step ahead of these dills all the time. Love it

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 2 года назад +6

    I'd imagine that the skinny PCSO would look like Mr Bean 40 years from now.

    • @PMJ4
      @PMJ4 2 года назад +2

      He won't be alive in 40 years.

    • @richardtheeighth4431
      @richardtheeighth4431 2 года назад

      @@PMJ4
      You're right, in 40 years Rowan Atkinson would be aged 107 years, but in our imagination anything is possible.
      I must comment by saying to you that RUclipss suddenly sprang to life in February 2005. You've been a RUclipsr since September 19, 2006. 5hat's sixteen years ago. However, taking into consideration that your anniversary is nigh approaching in another eight days, that's a tad shy of seventeen years.
      Furthermore, for those who post responses to my comments, I do take time to read about some of the respondents' channel information. You, Sir are the only RUclipsr that I've noticed to have been around for seventeen years.
      Personally I think that's amazing, where and in what condition will RUclips will be next year or in a another seventeen years is anybody's guess.
      Finally, for enduring RUclips throughout the years, you deserve a commendation and an early birthday gift. Happy birthday, please accept my humble offer to be your second subscriber. 🎁

  • @softshallow7435
    @softshallow7435 2 года назад

    Loved it “ followed your sixth sense is not my fault.” Best ending to a convo AB.

  • @frizzle1002000
    @frizzle1002000 2 года назад +9

    The poor PCSO gets doubly insulted by the man with the tie. He thinks the PCSO has done 40 years (it probably feels like it to him) when PSCO's were only brought in 20 years ago, so the poor guy is now really feeling his age. ROFLMAO.....😂😂😂

  • @osmondjames792
    @osmondjames792 Год назад

    To put lard arse through the humiliation, of reminding him of his lumbering jog... HILARIOUS!!

  • @garyfry3795
    @garyfry3795 2 года назад +12

    Thank you for being polite, “it’s no issue” does that imply that it’s normally an issue 🤷‍♂️

  • @brendyd9356
    @brendyd9356 2 года назад +1

    Great video as always AB. Love the way the DS past the stop and account paperwork onto the lackey.....sorry PCSO.

  • @abstract2435
    @abstract2435 2 года назад +3

    Brilliant once again.

  • @Timesend
    @Timesend 2 года назад +2

    When he’s following you 😂😂 something out of a movie this. Hilarious

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 2 года назад +9

    YO! AB!! This was a rather spiffing audit dear chap. I loved the way you deliberately hung about with your new friends haha.
    As others have said, the Detective Sargent should have identified himself before he questioned you, especially as he was conducting official duties of 'Stop and Account'. Otherwise, he was ok.
    The PCSO's walk of shame, looked like they had gotten off some horses, with their bandy walk.
    Peace and love!

  • @Kcrude
    @Kcrude 2 года назад

    My man AB is out here going TOE to TOE with Detective Sergeants and having him toddle off with his hands in his pockets 😬😂🤣

  • @tmkp6602
    @tmkp6602 2 года назад +6

    He looks like lester out of “tower heist” movie 😂

  • @waheex
    @waheex Год назад +1

    PSO's are ridiculous

  • @vilepunkz
    @vilepunkz 2 года назад +6

    AB ur such a KING oh my daysss you're amazing

  • @FPL_fomo
    @FPL_fomo 2 года назад +2

    a nonchalant 'can I get a tour' never fails despite the answer

  • @mariocondello2353
    @mariocondello2353 2 года назад +4

    A lot of sexual tension between AB and the Middle Eastern Police Officer.

  • @thermion7869
    @thermion7869 2 года назад +1

    That's filled their day in @ 15:41 - money for old rope.

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 2 года назад +19

    That officer with the van missed his chance to arrest someone famous , he could have arrested the famous AB:)

  • @johndufton9686
    @johndufton9686 2 года назад +1

    The DS was polite and courteous. The Plastic plod could learn a thing about engaging with the public

  • @reccerat4446
    @reccerat4446 2 года назад +23

    The more of these I see the less I recognise the country I once loved. Plod shops now resemble fortresses, all in the name of keeping you safe you understand, patrolled by people barely able to speak the native language, dressed up in an outfit that look like rags, with an unfathomable limited knowledge of the law of the land. All in the need to "keep you safe" unless of course you post a mean tweet!

    • @Timesend
      @Timesend 2 года назад +3

      👏 agreed

    • @kennyjones3679
      @kennyjones3679 2 года назад

      It started going pear shaped in the 70s when they closed village and small town police stations then turned them into fort apaches.

  • @robertovers1863
    @robertovers1863 2 года назад +2

    Chris the detective needs to look into who put super glue in his pockets, put some of that sixth sense into good use

  • @gurueddy
    @gurueddy 2 года назад +5

    Sgt Bob Cryer has been demoted to a PCSO. What did he do to deserve that? 😜😂

  • @themnocrat
    @themnocrat 2 года назад +1

    Congratulations mate, that is officially my favourite auditing video ever! I laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes as I narrate this into my phone. 😂

  • @kridgwell
    @kridgwell 2 года назад +3

    One of my big time bug bares - @ 2:55 a totally non street legal number plate exiting a police premises. Absolutely unacceptable.

  • @pattskatoey3139
    @pattskatoey3139 2 года назад

    Detective just gives off old bill vibe.There’s no mistaking.

  • @PAKISTAN-kd6jj
    @PAKISTAN-kd6jj 2 года назад +6

    A B love you from Pakistan 🇵🇰🇵🇰❤️

  • @Amit-ov3or
    @Amit-ov3or 2 года назад +1

    Almost at 200k subscribers AB, the number rising by the hour 🤜🏼👍🏼

  • @markdunkling1604
    @markdunkling1604 2 года назад +5

    Chris Lewis your name goes on the list - nothing to worry about as its just procedure -

  • @Abandonedexplorer
    @Abandonedexplorer 2 года назад +1

    This was so funny didn’t get the reaction he was after so was trying his hardest to get them annoyed

  • @AngelLuisEspada1970
    @AngelLuisEspada1970 2 года назад +3

    ❤️ BROOKLYN 😁 NEW YORK 🇺🇲 love this channel

  • @lifeisshort1323
    @lifeisshort1323 2 года назад +1

    Drug dealer bad boy in his black BMW leaving police station what a clown.

  • @NarnianRailway
    @NarnianRailway 2 года назад +4

    They were confused how AB found the place, they disguised the custody station so well with a different style of wire fence in black. Superintendent said nobody would suspect a police station was there to record.

  • @doortech8227
    @doortech8227 2 года назад +1

    Those two PCSO's were funny man! 🤣 Short little OompLoompas. It took two of them to make up One Full sized man 🤣😂🤣

    • @richardtheeighth4431
      @richardtheeighth4431 2 года назад

      Hahaha, "OompLoompas," that one word is comedy gold.🤣 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @timwhale9434
    @timwhale9434 2 года назад +47

    PCSOs was in theory a good idea, but in practice they actually create a negative impact on the public and the police.
    The resources put into PCSOs should be used for real police officers who are able to react to real crimes. Like everywhere in society today, people have to spend so many hours in front of computers inputting data; doctors, nurses, police, etc. The data is often worthless and takes valuable time away from people doing the jobs they should be doing. It seems the PCSOs are out and about pretending to be police, while the real police are sitting at their computers.
    It is fascinating that the recording of actual data relating to non solving if crimes shows the police are not doing their jobs efficiently, but they efficiently record the amount of non solved crimes.
    Well done AB 👍😊

    • @scudosmyth784
      @scudosmyth784 2 года назад

      @@janabbott3028 I reckon PCSO's are now the `beat` bobbies, actual police now sit around and only investigate after a crime has been committed (if serious enough) another few years and we will all be monitored via CCTV.

    • @bruceseaman6592
      @bruceseaman6592 2 года назад

      REACT TO REAL CRIMES....WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON

    • @Jimjon24
      @Jimjon24 2 года назад

      They were phasing them out completely in favour of specials again but interest was too low.

  • @alexandermackendrick6533
    @alexandermackendrick6533 2 года назад

    These individuals are thick as two short planks.
    They're wasting the taxpayers money.
    They need to get a proper job.

  • @Tony-fr4ic
    @Tony-fr4ic 2 года назад +7

    AB say's 'nice car'. I say the audacity to not only use that vehicle on the road, he parks it in a cop shop - with illegal number plates. Wow.

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 2 года назад

      Getting paid handsomely to partake in the biggest criminal gang in existence. A gang of cowards whose only confidence comes from knowing they can get away with murder.

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is what happens when you recruit from the community to plastic-police the community.

  • @Demon-jz3nu
    @Demon-jz3nu 2 года назад +12

    English is the 2nd Language PCSOs -(

    • @petersmith6974
      @petersmith6974 2 года назад

      That means you just ignore them.No understanding the speaking.
      I’ve zero time for foreigners in security and pcso who can’t speak fluent clear and concise English language in England.
      They have zero authority so just ignore them

    • @Cockermadman
      @Cockermadman 2 года назад +1

      And your point is?

    • @Demon-jz3nu
      @Demon-jz3nu 2 года назад

      @@Cockermadman Don't know English or the LAWS.
      you TWAT.

    • @Doughnut_Alex
      @Doughnut_Alex 2 года назад

      @@Cockermadman I'm guessing as their dealing with the law something could be lost in translation maybe

    • @factcheckersbranch
      @factcheckersbranch 2 года назад

      @@Cockermadman Agreed Alan 👍👍👍

  • @philipglancy8593
    @philipglancy8593 2 года назад

    I loved the bit of awkwardness where you and the detective keep saying bye and you're just waiting so we can all see the walk of shame 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bloodyliar
    @bloodyliar 2 года назад +4

    You'd think PCSO Damon Hill would be in the vehicle pursuit team ?

  • @viatorfernandez
    @viatorfernandez 2 года назад

    Nobody called him, Mr Detective used his SIXTH SENSE! hahaha