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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 4 года назад +155

    Ed Byrne was rightly thrilled with his Thyme joke, because all his previous jokes were about destruction and death, and we were all starting to worry about him.

    • @JohnDickinson
      @JohnDickinson 4 года назад +17

      But...if the Thyme is next to the Sage, where has theTaragon gotten to?!?

    • @UrbanWildCat
      @UrbanWildCat 4 года назад +14

      It fucked off in fright....
      It’s Terror-gone.

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 4 года назад +1

      I don't get the joke. Is it supposed to be a referrence to a Simon and Garfunkel album?

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 4 года назад +5

      @@panda4247 it's a pun based on how "time" and "thyme" sound alike.

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 4 года назад

      @@AdrianColley but... but... time was not mentioned at all in the joke. Or does sage also sound like something related to time?
      This is a good episode with time-related jokes though ruclips.net/video/RzfiF9ccZvQ/видео.html

  • @benkolya
    @benkolya 4 года назад +106

    Josh's patio joke was underrated

    • @iz723
      @iz723 4 года назад +5

      I don't get it

    • @flyawaytodie
      @flyawaytodie 4 года назад +33

      @@iz723 Fred and Rosemary West, English serial killers who buried several of their victims under their patio

    • @interestedbystander196
      @interestedbystander196 4 года назад +19

      It's a bit of an archetype joke now about serial killers burying their victims' corpses under the patio. Based on a true story.

    • @DavidOakesMusic
      @DavidOakesMusic 4 года назад +1

      @@interestedbystander196 You know how people with an iq of 3 say GOAT instead of "Greatest of all time" ? Maybe Based on a True Story should now be BOATS
      The new movie from Oliver Stone
      " TRUMP "
      ( BOATS )

    • @interestedbystander196
      @interestedbystander196 4 года назад +1

      @@DavidOakesMusic But the story of trump trump trump is about an elephant.
      And if it was about the Donald, surely it would be more like motorBOATS.

  • @badmagician7297
    @badmagician7297 3 года назад +12

    Damn. Milton is always my fave, but Ed took that in the end

  • @Hylss
    @Hylss 3 года назад +5

    That Blue Peter joke. Legend.

  • @arttops2563
    @arttops2563 3 года назад +6

    What I would say if I was there “And put him right there, that way we get as much light from the reflection of his head as possible.” 😂

  • @DavidOakesMusic
    @DavidOakesMusic 4 года назад +32

    Well I had a Mandela moment. I always remember Ed saying " it's there next to the Parsley " and always thought Sage would make more sense ...Turns out....

    • @JLBat1993
      @JLBat1993 4 года назад +10

      Just need a bit of rosemary and you can go to Scarborough Fair.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 4 года назад +8

      @@JLBat1993 Sage advice for all those who do have the thyme.

  • @SkillTimO
    @SkillTimO 4 года назад +13

    My Thyme is next the Tarragon but there you go.

  • @sandrakeen4000
    @sandrakeen4000 3 года назад +4

    I was brushing my teeth win the aubergine seal joke came on and I about choked!

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 3 года назад +2

    Love Milton and Ed!!!

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi 4 года назад +17

    She actually knows how much an ounce is 😂

  • @ada4927
    @ada4927 2 года назад +2

    One of the few times every panellist got a good one in

  • @grahamnutt8958
    @grahamnutt8958 4 года назад +4

    Blue Peter....... 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @ScreamqueenarmyBlogspot666
    @ScreamqueenarmyBlogspot666 3 года назад +2

    "On This week's Gardener's World we will be discussing How to build the perfect Patio with the newest member of our team Fred West"

  • @DavidOakesMusic
    @DavidOakesMusic 4 года назад +2

    Correct.

  • @AlphaGamer1981
    @AlphaGamer1981 3 года назад

    and not a single person thought about introducing ground force with the surprise guest, Fred West

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose 4 года назад +8

    Aubergines are also known as eggplants for any non-UK fans who were wonder what Milton meant.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 месяца назад

    Okay we’ll start by harvesting some eggplants…
    Cut, they’re not eggplants, they’re aubergines
    Okay why don’t I start with the zucchini
    That’s not a zucchini, that’s a courgette
    Okay fine I’ll start with the simple tomato
    No you don’t say tomAYto you say tomAHto
    Fine why not the potAHto
    You know if you would’ve said potAYto you would’ve been fine

  • @bradhartliep879
    @bradhartliep879 4 года назад +9

    Why go through all the trouble of buying a Garden Gnome .. when, for just 5 Pounds a day, you can rent Warwick Davis? ..

  • @TheUnatuber
    @TheUnatuber 3 года назад

    Hugh not Hogging? THE END IS NIGH!

  • @anthonymichaeleardley494
    @anthonymichaeleardley494 Год назад

    AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! 🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 4 года назад

    “This tastes like shit!” 😊

  • @romainsavioz5466
    @romainsavioz5466 4 года назад +8

    Josh Widdicomb is better when you remember the previous one

    • @DavidOakesMusic
      @DavidOakesMusic 4 года назад +2

      The best comics do call backs. Like Milton's Lighthouse trio and " From The Makers of..." collection.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 года назад +2

      @@DavidOakesMusic or the returning officer

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 года назад

      @@DavidOakesMusic that one is special a long time between the two

  • @egcurioso2921
    @egcurioso2921 4 года назад +6

    I'd like to try please, em,
    "Before I start I usually plan what gardening tools I want to use, and nothing beats a good hoe, and now lets talk about the gardening tools."
    "It is very important to keep the soil leveled, so passers-by dont get curious and notice there are three dead bodies under there.

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook 3 года назад

    sod the lawn, or sod the lawn?

  • @jjbulik
    @jjbulik 4 года назад +6

    £200 for an ounce? Thanks, I can get cheaper 😂

  • @ApacheGamingUK
    @ApacheGamingUK 3 года назад

    Taragon never gets a look in.

  • @js0988
    @js0988 4 года назад

    Damn, £200 for an ounce. That's cheap as dirt! Who's her dealer?

    • @stephenp.6395
      @stephenp.6395 3 года назад

      Cheap? It's 1/3 that price in Canada !

  • @shivverma3236
    @shivverma3236 4 года назад

    off menu is better

  • @pauldockree9915
    @pauldockree9915 24 дня назад

    50 seconds in.

  • @catatonicbug7522
    @catatonicbug7522 4 года назад

    Repost...

  • @hardlyme779
    @hardlyme779 4 года назад

    200 pounds and ounce for standard smoke is ridiculous. 300 for good shit is a fucking joke.

  • @Showmetheevidence-
    @Showmetheevidence- 4 года назад +2

    Oh yay. Another repeat 🙄😶

    • @mark-ish
      @mark-ish 4 года назад

      What did you expect dunce.

  • @danielhaves1501
    @danielhaves1501 4 года назад +3

    First

  • @samharrington9704
    @samharrington9704 4 года назад +3

    First