Here are the invasions: Egypt invaded the Syrians... - Egyptian-Ottoman War (1831-1833) ...who invaded the Arab Sheikhs - Wahhabi War (1811-1818) Hannibal than invaded the Romans... - Punic Wars (264-146 BC) ...the Romans invaded the Greeks. - Macedonian Wars (214-148 BC) The Saxons invaded in Britain. - Anglo-Saxon Invasions (5th-7th century AD) The Mongols invaded Japan. - Mongol Invasions of Japan (1274, 1281) Japan invaded Manchuria... - Japanese Invasion of Manchuria (1931-1932) and Iraq invaded Iran. - Iran-Iraq War (1980-1988) This entire section focuses on World War II (1939-1945) The Germans invaded the French - Invasion of France (1940) The Germans invaded the Czechs - Munich Agreement (1938) The Germans invaded the Netherlands... - Invasion of the Netherlands (1940) ...and they invaded North Africa next. - North Africa Campaign (1940-1943) The Germans invaded the Balkans... - Balkan Campaign (1940-1941) ...and they almost invaded in Spain... - Operation Felix (Cancelled, planned for 1940) ...along with the Soviet regions... - Operation Barbarossa (1941-1942) ...the Poles... - Invasion of Poland (1939) ...the Norwegians... - Norwegian Campaign (1940) ...the Belgians... - Invasion of Belgium (1940) ...the Brits... - Operation Sea Lion (Cancelled, planned for 1940) ...and the Danes. - Invasion of Denmark (1940) The French invaded the English. - Norman Invasion (1066) The English invaded the Scots. - Several conflicts throughout the Medieval Era involving England and Scotland. In the 1500s, the Catholic French went after the French Huguenots. - French Wars of Religion (1562-1598) The Russians invaded the Afghans... - Soviet-Afghan War (1979-1989) ...and Custer invaded the Sioux. - Battle of Little Big Horn (1876) The English went after the Spanish Armada. - The Spanish Armada (1588) The Spanish invaded Peru - Conquest of Peru (1532) The Spartans and all of the Greeks invaded the city of Troy. (Myth) The Muslims fought the Hindus... - Religious conflict in India and the Hatfields fought the McCoys. - Hatfield-McCoy Feud (1863-1891, later became a folk legend) The Israelis fought the Egyptians in a war with the Arab State - Six Day War (1967) Argentina invaded the Falklands... - Falklands War (1982) ...and Iraq invaded Kuwait. - Gulf War (1990-1991) Cortez invaded the Aztecs. - Conquest of Mexico (1519-1521) America, San Juan Hill. - Spanish-American War (1898) Pizarro invaded the Incas... - Conquest of Peru (again) ...and the Dutch invaded Brazil. - Dutch Invasion of Brazil (1630) Napoleon invaded the Austrians, proving artillery works. - War of the 5th Coalition (1809) He invaded the Prussians... - War of the 4th Coalition (1806-1807) Also the Russians. - French Invasion of Russia (1812) The Russians invaded the Turks. - Several conflicts between Russia and the Ottoman Empire from the 16th to 19th centuries.
Brother i want to explain syria didnt invade us because it was a part of ottoman empire turkey nowdays and we invaded it in return the turkish ottomans invaded us in the saudi ottoman war we were a country half the size of europe not just sheikhs and we dont call ourselves wahabi its offensive to us salafi and saudis so we prefer saudi ottoman war term and i wonder how they didn't mention how our arab ancestors invaded half the world from france to africa until west china and india
the reference to an invasion of Austria isn't war of the third coalition? The major battle at Austerlitz was in Austria, making it before the Prussians.
@@WellPreparedTreeFrog reality: it is but it kinda isn't if u go by UN it is but also if u go by The UN. Taiwan is not a country. But if you go by the definition, a country. A country that is sovereign, Taiwan, obviously, is a country and is not purely for political reasons. While on the other hand, Palestine kinda is more of an autonomous zone. Military. It doesn't have full jurisdiction to do whatever it wants in said territory. So it really matters on the definition it is, but it isn't at the same time. OK
I find it weird that the invasion song almost completely ignores all the colonising of the British Empire, which is basically the first thing anyone thinks of when they think invasion
I don't know who thinks about the British colonization when they hear invasion. When I think invasion I usually think either germany in ww2 or William the Conqueror.
Yep. Napoleon might be somewhat short (but by no means a Little Person) by our own modern standards, but then so was literally everyone at the time. By the standards of his own time, Napoleon was actually a little ABOVE the average height.
Exactly. It was propoganda spread by the British during the Napoleonic Wars, but the British had no room to talk because their King was as mad as a hatter.
Also also you forgot the inaccuracy of them portraying Napoleon as ridiculously short (height of a child), when for the time he was actually taller than average, and even now he would only be considered slightly shorter than average in most western cultures.
@@christianlorrein most pictures he's with his Imperial Guard, which required at LEAST a height of 6'0 a which at the time which is like comparing the average joe to an NBA player
@@ThePurpleAndRed Wrong , proof from the map : -Ireland is Independent , in WW1 it was still a part of the British empire - Poland exists , in WW1 Poland was divided by Russian empire, German empire and Austria-Hungary - Yugoslavia exists , in WW1 it didn't - Austria-Hungary doesn't exist so it isn't WW1 - The Germans tried to but failed to invade France in WW1 - The German empire in WW1 didn't invade the UK or France . Also the map is quite messed up soooooo....
@@elyesjomni7952 the German empire in ww1 did invade France tho, that and Belgium was where most of the infamous trench warfare took place, they were unable to fully conquer or peace out the French but it was still an attempted invasion
"The English went after the Spanish Armada" would be accurate, referring to the English Armada or Counter Armada of 1589. It was intended to take out what remained of the Spanish Armada after their failed attack in 1588 and to capture the Azores to use as a base for attacking the Spanish Treasure fleet. Poor planning and bad storms led to a Spanish victory.
Yes, and if I remember well, they tried to take the ports of Cadiz and Lisbon, in which they were repelled by the Portuguese locals (Spain still had control of Portugal by then), the same people they were trying to ally in a possible war against Spain.
Just started watching your content today, and it’s very fun to watch you point out the inaccuracies. Speaking of which, you should do a video on Bill Wurtz’s History of the entire world, i guess.
If you _really_ want to reach, then maybe “Egypt invaded the Syrians” could be referring to the conquests of Syria under the Egyptian New Kingdom (16th/15th century BC). But that's quite far back, & it doesn't seem likely the song writers would know anything about that. I can’t figure out “[Syria] invaded the Arab Sheikhs” either, though. The closest thing I found was the Neo-Babylonian conquest of Tayma under Nabonidus. But, although Nabonidus was from Harran, which had previously been in Assyrian hands, the basic fact that Babylon is in Iraq (not Syria) disqualifies this campaign. I'm sure there's a Syria/Arabia conflict I'm just missing. Edit: I want to mention that I was thinking of instances of invasions from before 218 BC, since the song specifies that the 2nd Punic War occurred _after_ "Egypt invaded the Syrians" & "[Syria] invaded the Arab Sheiks", by saying that "Hannibal *then* invaded the Romans".
Fred Carrot Because it's something that occurred over 3,500 years ago, and is sorta obscure. The oldest events mentioned in the song are the 2nd Punic War (which is both well known, & only occurred 2,238 years ago), & the Trojan War (which is also well known, along with being semi-mythical).
I think the 2 conquests are refering to the battle of Kadesh, between Rammesses ii and the hittites, and the war between the Syrians and the Arab sheiks is probably the battle of qarqar, since it said Arab sheiks as plural, and there were 11 kings on the defending side in the battle of qarqar.
I feel like I should point out that the Invasion song very rarely states an order of events, and acting as though it does is putting words in the writer’s mouth. The majority of the faults here are based on a criteria the song never set out to uphold.
Not really, seeing as in the Spanish Armada the Spanish lost 20,000 men and 45 ships, while in the counter armada the English lost 10,000 - 15,000 men and 40 ships.
I was watching some how yakko's world thing was wrong and found you, and omg you are awesome, love the content, I find it deeply amazing how just your points are interesting since a lot of the time it can be boring, you definitely deserve more subs, you earned it from me.
This + Everything Wrong With The Invasion Song (by Bizarre Bits) = a good way of showing that Animaniacs and Histeria failed to provide edutainment since they get the education aspect wrong. Unless that was their intent - to deliberately get it wrong so that viewers DO indeed fact-check the songs to see if they make sense.
That's actually quite common since the Trojan Wars was a war between multiple greek city-states so 1 side is referred as the spartans the other the Greeks
when they said "the germans invaded the netherlands" it was pointing to belgium, and when it's the germans invaded belgium, it pointed to netherlands. and map, border, innacuracies arent included here.
Also, artillery was proven to work long before the Napoleonic wars, with the guns of Urban bringing down the walls of Constantinople, one of, if not the most fortified cities in history.
Also another a major inaccuracy: The map that shows Germany invading, is very incorrect. Germany did not hold Italy, as shown on the map. Also, as shown on the map, Germany wasnt narrow. Looking at other countries: poland was not that large Switzerland did not have a curve going South And Austria is not that large either, on the far right hand side, in yellow.
A few innacuracies more: At 4:22, if the flag on the front left is the Brazilian flag then it is horribly innacurate, considering the Brazilian flag looks like this 🇧🇷. (I can’t for the life of me find any flags that look remotely like this, so I presume it is the Brazil flag.) Second, I don’t think that the song was meant to be in chronological order. If it was then you wouldn’t have had to point out nearly as many inaccuracies. Third, it is extremely strange that they barely gave any mention to the British Empire, one of, if not THE first things you think of when you hear “Invasion.” Finally, and as stated by multiple people, Napoleon was quite tall for his time. I know it says it in the description but I still want to say it. Hope you found that interesting! Edit: I do think that the Germany segment is meant to be in chronological order so correcting that is right.
As a geographical tween, I could definitely tell this is true. Kiwis are New Zealandic birds. The fruit kiwi was named after the bird. Or was it the other way around?
I realise that this is pedantry but I seem to recall hearing somewhere that the country in this show is not Tasmania, but Tazmania, a fictional country. The sky always being yellow is a dig at the art style, which was done primarily to speed production. Surprised you didn't mention that the 'dog' is obviously a tortoise (or turtle as Americans always call them). 6:00 Impressed they drew in Scotland there, though forgetting Wales is no shock to me. Americans don't even know that country exists! In fairness to the song (the lyrics of which I actually find difficult to decipher) I don't think it's meant to be chronological.
Four days later and I have a bone to pick with this comment. The fictional country known as Tazmania is quite literally just Tasmania. It’s set place in Tasmania, as it’s “the land under down under”, and it has Tasmanian Devils and a Tasmanian wolf (which are only native to, well, Tasmania.) Also, Tasmania isn’t a country. Wales, sadly, is not a country in its own right. It shares the UK with England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. However, I am also surprised Deuterium couldn’t see that the tortoise wasn’t a dog. They called it a dog because it acted like one.
yall am I the only one who gets pissed when he points out inaccuracies even tho I purposefully came into this video, LIKE BROOOO LET US HEAR THE SONG IN PEACE (Keep up the good work)
late comment but was really hoping you would metion more stuff in the animation like maps and flags (on the "diplomacy and compromise are how the peace is made" shot), still very nicely done video though! (for example the west bank and luxembourg are apparently just holes on the map)
The 2 weeks line at the end is a reference for the Invasion of Poland (German part) which lasted for 2 weeks Edit. San Juan Hill isn't technically an Invasion, but a Battle in the Spanish American War
1)The First Invasion That The Song Talks About Is The Period During The Assyrian Civil War In Around 600 BCE,As New Egypt Invaded Israel That Was Part Of The Babylonians (The Syrians) But Failed, So Baylonia Invaded The Qadar Region (Arabia), Also Failing 2) The Anglo-Saxons Didn't Even Control The Region Of Scotland 3) In The Segment Of Germany During WW2 The Map Is Whole Obliterated 4) There Was No Huge Lake Bordering USSR and Afghanistan, Maybe It's The Aral Lake But It Was Already Starting To Sink By The 1960s
8:57 Correction: The most recent invasion by Russia of Turkey in 1914 during the Great War. Russia made serious gains in Ottoman Armenia, their success actually caused the Turks to blame it on the Armenians and began the famous genocide
2:47 I'm pretty sure that "Egypt Invading Syria" is a reference to the Battle of Kadesh, one of the earliest recorded battles in history, which was fought on the outskirts of the ancient city of Kadesh, in modern-day Syria, and resulted in a decisive victory for Rameses II over the Hittites.
2:03 It's possible they were actually referencing the Homo Heidelbergensis. The Homo Heidelbergensis lasted from about 2,580,000 to 11,700 B.C. (give or take 500,000 years) or the Middle Pleistocene era.
The only parts of the song that appear to be in Chronological order are 'Argentina invaded the Falklands and Iraq invaded Kuwait.' Can I say I like your videos and could listen all day long, you make editing and history fun.
6:22 actually Wales was annexed to England before the act of union, and Ireland in the 1800's still wasn't an official country of the UK so the map is accurate
The one thing on the Invasion song "Germany" segment is I think you could go as far back as the early days even before the Holy Roman Empire for some of those. I know the Anglo-Sax was already mentioned; but I wouldn't be surprised if it was done just for lyrical flow to repeat something already mentioned. Cause I know in US history we just drop the universal label of German on every Germanic system: Austria, Prussia, Hessians, etc all get the German label.
The thing is about this song is that it is not in order because that would not rhyme thus making it sound worse they probably new the orders of dates but had to switch them around to make it work. It is somewhat accurate in the context of invasions although missing a few, also they forget the Soviet invasion of Finland in 1940 and 1944 (The Winter War 1940, and the Continuation War), Japan invading China, The Japanese occupation of The Philippines. There are reasons why they maybe didn't include the invasions I mentioned because there may not be a way to insert it into the song whilst still making it sound good. Other than these factors the song is still a banger none the less.
Other mistakes on that line; why does Germany have Silesia and Pomerania if this is post WW2; you can just barely see that Spain own Portugal; did Italy eat Albania again; why is East Prussia independent; where is the small country in-between Austria and Czechoslovakia come from, and probably more things I didn't notice
While I know this is supposed to be pedantic for comedy, what I am very confused about is the constant noting of the invasions not being listed in order. But outside of a few specific instances (e.g. the Germans "invaded North Africa next"), the song never CLAIMS them to be in order, it's just a random list of various invasions. A large percentage of the video is thus devoted to nitpicking a claim that was never actually made. Even if that's supposed to be the joke, that it wasn't asserted to be in chronological order but is being analyzed as if it was, this being brought up over and over again unfortunately gets tedious very quickly.
This misses a few points. The other members of Taz's family can spin, they did in several episodes. Also, the gators are implied to be from somewhere else, and they just are visiting Tasmania because theyre trying to capture Taz and put him in a zoo.
8:32 not to "well actually" the "well actually" guy but the spanish did invade peru a different time in 1865 during the chincha islands war that started after the spanish siezed perus chincha islands. though i doupt that they actually knew about it its still makes this segment accurate and not a mistake
Inaccuracies you forgot to mention: 1. Nazi Soldiers did not have that uniform. I will let it slide though, since it is a kids show that didn’t show the Swastika. 2. Rommel Invaded Egypt twice. 3. Poland is seen controlling Berlin.
0:53 The funny thing about this point is that if you watch Henry the PaleoGuy then it turns out there may be a chance that Tasmanian wolves, or thylacines, still exist in the wild.
7:10 Spain didn't invade "Perú" They invade the Inca Empire. The Viceroyalty of Perú was created by Spain when introducing their own caste system. Edit: I don't get why they rather mention the Dutch than the Portuguese invading Brazil. The kingdom of Brazil under Portuguese control only experienced sporadic settlements in the north. But it was before the north of Brazil was even part of the Brazilian administration of the colonies.
4:43 OUCH THAT MAP. -iberia is united - hungary is long -poland us a deformed monstrosity with most of brandenburg, some of belarus, and all of lithuania -the swiss has a coastal border -greece is just a bloated tumor -Austria has Slovenia -greece also has most of montenegro, macedonia, and a chunk of romania -yugoslavia still has its coastline despite being pushed out of certain areas
2:28 This map includes the borders of Germany from before World War I. But also Czechoslovakia. And Italy has Slovenia's coastline. And Slovenia is part of Yugoslavia. (a.k.a Serbia and Montenegro) And apparently the Romano-Hungarian empire was a thing.
2:49 It would be more accurate to say Egypt invaded the Ottomans, since Syria was under the Ottoman control during the Egyptian-Ottoman war. Also apparently Palestine is water.
3:15 Hannibal didn't "then" invade the Romans, the Second Punic War happened 2000 years before the Wahhabi war. The Roman-empire was larger than that during The Second Punic War, And Egypt doesn't exist. And Greece looks awful. And the Black Sea is literally black.
all i remember about my remade of the invasion song is that it starts the same, but instead of millions its thousands, and started with: "hannibal invaded the romans, but the romans invaded them, they invaded the gauls, hispanians and greeks!" and that the wwii part was like this: "germany annexed austria, then the sudetenland. germany annexed slovenia and invaded the czechs! (czechoslovakia). italy annexed albania, germany invaded poland, and then, invaded france! germany invaded yugoslavia, the soviets too! but the americans invaded france, and the soviets were holding on, then they invaded east germany, and the americans unvaded the west!" much like that.
i do feel it needs to be pointed out that england wasn't named such until after the anglo saxon invasion since england is a modernization of 'anglesland' so shouldn't your beef be it's not named Britannia which would be the period correct name?
The Egypt, Syria, and Arab war string at the start of the song may reference the wars between the Hittites, Egyptians, Mesopotamians, and Barbarians, all of whom did exist and fight in the areas at the same rough time
The invasion song was mainly to show who invaded who. When those invasions occurred is not really relevant. They were simply singing about those invasions randomly in no particular order.
Actually, during the Napoleonic wars wales was in fact not separate from England within the United Kingdom. It's why there are no Welsh elements on the flag, and why many states and institutions still group England and Wales together, as it was only somewhat recently that wales was separated.
I felt uneasy with that map during the German segment. It looks like the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth has been restored and took Berlin and the surrounding areas, Portugal fucking died, Greece and Turkey apparently had a merger, idk wtf that nation around Hungary, Northern Romania (I assume only there since the guy's shoulder covers the area) and random parts of Ukraine, also Russia is just a fucking sea at this point with merely a purple blob left, don't even get me started on how they pointed an arrow at Belgium when talking about the Netherlands and Germany apparently carrying onwards towards the northern Baltic states, Austria also has Slovenia for some reason when there is clearly a Yugoslavia present in that map, and even then it doesn't have the Vojvodina region given to that random long yellow Hungary-Romania-Ukraine nation. EDIT: BUT PRAISE THE LAWD, SWITZERLAND NOW HAS A COAST!
8:45 what do you mean “proving Artillery works”? Had it not before this (yes I know Napoleon has a great reputation with Artillery iirc, but this is a weird way to refer to it).
0:11 You missed that bird during the opening. It could be a Hornbill but is most likely a Toucan; both of which are not native to Tasmania. Hornbills live in Africa & Asia, while the Toucan is native to Central & South America. 0:45 While that's technically a Turtle, I was surprised to find out that Tasmania has no native turtle species (terrestrial or freshwater). So you were still technically correct. Although, Tasmania does get visited by Sea Turtles
is it just me or is that baby primally infuriating in a weird unexplainable way like he just looks and feels like he was made to be punted across the freeway
At the time of the Napoleonic Wars, Wales was considered a fully constituent part of England. And today the two are still heavily intertwined. (There is not separate Welsh law, for example, while there is separate Scots and Irish law). And there was an English counter armada following the Spanish one but it, uh, didn't go very well.
Heavily intertwined but since the 90s at least, Wales has been recognised by England as being a separate country (that happens to be under the same legal system as the UK)
Here are the invasions:
Egypt invaded the Syrians... - Egyptian-Ottoman War (1831-1833)
...who invaded the Arab Sheikhs - Wahhabi War (1811-1818)
Hannibal than invaded the Romans... - Punic Wars (264-146 BC)
...the Romans invaded the Greeks. - Macedonian Wars (214-148 BC)
The Saxons invaded in Britain. - Anglo-Saxon Invasions (5th-7th century AD)
The Mongols invaded Japan. - Mongol Invasions of Japan (1274, 1281)
Japan invaded Manchuria... - Japanese Invasion of Manchuria (1931-1932)
and Iraq invaded Iran. - Iran-Iraq War (1980-1988)
This entire section focuses on World War II (1939-1945)
The Germans invaded the French - Invasion of France (1940)
The Germans invaded the Czechs - Munich Agreement (1938)
The Germans invaded the Netherlands... - Invasion of the Netherlands (1940)
...and they invaded North Africa next. - North Africa Campaign (1940-1943)
The Germans invaded the Balkans... - Balkan Campaign (1940-1941)
...and they almost invaded in Spain... - Operation Felix (Cancelled, planned for 1940)
...along with the Soviet regions... - Operation Barbarossa (1941-1942)
...the Poles... - Invasion of Poland (1939)
...the Norwegians... - Norwegian Campaign (1940)
...the Belgians... - Invasion of Belgium (1940)
...the Brits... - Operation Sea Lion (Cancelled, planned for 1940)
...and the Danes. - Invasion of Denmark (1940)
The French invaded the English. - Norman Invasion (1066)
The English invaded the Scots. - Several conflicts throughout the Medieval Era involving England and Scotland.
In the 1500s, the Catholic French went after the French Huguenots. - French Wars of Religion (1562-1598)
The Russians invaded the Afghans... - Soviet-Afghan War (1979-1989)
...and Custer invaded the Sioux. - Battle of Little Big Horn (1876)
The English went after the Spanish Armada. - The Spanish Armada (1588)
The Spanish invaded Peru - Conquest of Peru (1532)
The Spartans and all of the Greeks invaded the city of Troy. (Myth)
The Muslims fought the Hindus... - Religious conflict in India
and the Hatfields fought the McCoys. - Hatfield-McCoy Feud (1863-1891, later became a folk legend)
The Israelis fought the Egyptians in a war with the Arab State - Six Day War (1967)
Argentina invaded the Falklands... - Falklands War (1982)
...and Iraq invaded Kuwait. - Gulf War (1990-1991)
Cortez invaded the Aztecs. - Conquest of Mexico (1519-1521)
America, San Juan Hill. - Spanish-American War (1898)
Pizarro invaded the Incas... - Conquest of Peru (again)
...and the Dutch invaded Brazil. - Dutch Invasion of Brazil (1630)
Napoleon invaded the Austrians, proving artillery works. - War of the 5th Coalition (1809)
He invaded the Prussians... - War of the 4th Coalition (1806-1807)
Also the Russians. - French Invasion of Russia (1812)
The Russians invaded the Turks. - Several conflicts between Russia and the Ottoman Empire from the 16th to 19th centuries.
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Actually the English tried to send an Armada to teach the Spanish a lesson but that ended up a failure
Brother i want to explain syria didnt invade us because it was a part of ottoman empire turkey nowdays and we invaded it in return the turkish ottomans invaded us in the saudi ottoman war we were a country half the size of europe not just sheikhs and we dont call ourselves wahabi its offensive to us salafi and saudis so we prefer saudi ottoman war term and i wonder how they didn't mention how our arab ancestors invaded half the world from france to africa until west china and india
the reference to an invasion of Austria isn't war of the third coalition? The major battle at Austerlitz was in Austria, making it before the Prussians.
The City of Troy was a real place... but saying the Trojan invasion is a myth isn't entirely incorrect - we don't know which one it's talking about.
Also, In one of the last scenes, Napoleon was standing on Atilla's shoulders. Napoleon was 5'7". Atilla was 4'10". Cmon.
Lmao
-Average height of the time?-
Napoleon: HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERKS!
1,68 m
@kerimcan ak Yeah malnutrition did keep most people short for alot of history
Almost all the maps used the invasion song are so unbelievably cursed
Why is Palestine a l a k e
@@WellPreparedTreeFrog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That WW2 one was probably the worst one
@@WellPreparedTreeFrog reality: it is but it kinda isn't if u go by UN it is but also if u go by The UN. Taiwan is not a country. But if you go by the definition, a country. A country that is sovereign, Taiwan, obviously, is a country and is not purely for political reasons. While on the other hand, Palestine kinda is more of an autonomous zone. Military. It doesn't have full jurisdiction to do whatever it wants in said territory. So it really matters on the definition it is, but it isn't at the same time. OK
why does germany look like weird
One more inaccuracy: the song switches up the Netherlands and Belgium.
Yes
Oh, and I believe Portugal was wiped out completely
hey nice, I am not the single one to observe this
Because they know it should be one country.
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that weird egg thing in the invasion song is disturbing but a good insightful vid
50kal ikr wtf is that egg thing
I think the egg guy is Humpy Dumpy
That's 'Big Fat Baby.'
Where
@@walker68175 Humpty Dumpty is a Cannon tho, not a weird looking child egg
I find it weird that the invasion song almost completely ignores all the colonising of the British Empire, which is basically the first thing anyone thinks of when they think invasion
@BF109 Messerschmitt even then there are prolly so many invasions Britain committed it'd be hard to list all of them.
They’d be there all day if they did
I don't know who thinks about the British colonization when they hear invasion. When I think invasion I usually think either germany in ww2 or William the Conqueror.
The main thing I think about with invasion is the trade federations invasion of naboo
@@toasterofdoom9629 in fairness the britons did control a quarter of the world, and only 22 countries today have never been invaded by britain
As a local Tasmanian, I can confirm that we did name the island after Taz as we were so impressed with the accuracy of the cartoon.
Do you know that Taz’s official name, according to Bob McKimson, is Tazboy?
You forgot to mention one important thing
Napoleon wasn't actually that short
Yep. Napoleon might be somewhat short (but by no means a Little Person) by our own modern standards, but then so was literally everyone at the time. By the standards of his own time, Napoleon was actually a little ABOVE the average height.
Exactly. It was propoganda spread by the British during the Napoleonic Wars, but the British had no room to talk because their King was as mad as a hatter.
Perhapsapanda which in itself is from mercury
Cheating the description
He was tall for the time
I mean by today's standards he would be "short" but not nearly that much
Also also you forgot the inaccuracy of them portraying Napoleon as ridiculously short (height of a child), when for the time he was actually taller than average, and even now he would only be considered slightly shorter than average in most western cultures.
SLIGHTLY taller than a normal person
Not everyone agrees. The problems when you don't have photos. It does seem he was slightly small.
He’s AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME!
@@christianlorrein most pictures he's with his Imperial Guard, which required at LEAST a height of 6'0 a which at the time which is like comparing the average joe to an NBA player
4:40 are we not going to talk about how messed up this map of europe is?
Its clearly a map of WW1 europe when the song talks about WW2, another error.
@@ThePurpleAndRed Wrong , proof from the map :
-Ireland is Independent , in WW1 it was still a part of the British empire
- Poland exists , in WW1 Poland was divided by Russian empire, German empire and Austria-Hungary
- Yugoslavia exists , in WW1 it didn't
- Austria-Hungary doesn't exist so it isn't WW1
- The Germans tried to but failed to invade France in WW1
- The German empire in WW1 didn't invade the UK or France .
Also the map is quite messed up soooooo....
@@elyesjomni7952 the German empire in ww1 did invade France tho, that and Belgium was where most of the infamous trench warfare took place, they were unable to fully conquer or peace out the French but it was still an attempted invasion
@@salsalvador3354 He brung up that it was a failed invasion, so he was still right.
"The English went after the Spanish Armada" would be accurate, referring to the English Armada or Counter Armada of 1589. It was intended to take out what remained of the Spanish Armada after their failed attack in 1588 and to capture the Azores to use as a base for attacking the Spanish Treasure fleet. Poor planning and bad storms led to a Spanish victory.
I guess you could say that
Yes, and if I remember well, they tried to take the ports of Cadiz and Lisbon, in which they were repelled by the Portuguese locals (Spain still had control of Portugal by then), the same people they were trying to ally in a possible war against Spain.
Cadiz is in Spain, by the way
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"The history of the Soviet Union through the eyes of a worker"
Or as it's more well known as, Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris
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Just started watching your content today, and it’s very fun to watch you point out the inaccuracies.
Speaking of which, you should do a video on Bill Wurtz’s History of the entire world, i guess.
*I see nothing wrong with it*
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@@noyoucanthavemycookies8323 oh yes I will have those cookies
YES
@@noyoucanthavemycookies8323 Except japan surrendering to nukes, but its long science watched it so idk anything else
I actually invaded the whole world...
Most of it.
Now you don't have any left
You *tried*
Nah Not the world but most of it though
@Jerry Do Fuck you you yanker
If you _really_ want to reach, then maybe “Egypt invaded the Syrians” could be referring to the conquests of Syria under the Egyptian New Kingdom (16th/15th century BC). But that's quite far back, & it doesn't seem likely the song writers would know anything about that. I can’t figure out “[Syria] invaded the Arab Sheikhs” either, though. The closest thing I found was the Neo-Babylonian conquest of Tayma under Nabonidus. But, although Nabonidus was from Harran, which had previously been in Assyrian hands, the basic fact that Babylon is in Iraq (not Syria) disqualifies this campaign. I'm sure there's a Syria/Arabia conflict I'm just missing.
Edit: I want to mention that I was thinking of instances of invasions from before 218 BC, since the song specifies that the 2nd Punic War occurred _after_ "Egypt invaded the Syrians" & "[Syria] invaded the Arab Sheiks", by saying that "Hannibal *then* invaded the Romans".
Why don’t you think that the writers would know about that?
Fred Carrot Because it's something that occurred over 3,500 years ago, and is sorta obscure. The oldest events mentioned in the song are the 2nd Punic War (which is both well known, & only occurred 2,238 years ago), & the Trojan War (which is also well known, along with being semi-mythical).
Good point. I thought it could be the Diadochi Wars between the Ptolemies and the Seleucids
@@jaojao1768 that is also a possibility
I think the 2 conquests are refering to the battle of Kadesh, between Rammesses ii and the hittites, and the war between the Syrians and the Arab sheiks is probably the battle of qarqar, since it said Arab sheiks as plural, and there were 11 kings on the defending side in the battle of qarqar.
I feel like I should point out that the Invasion song very rarely states an order of events, and acting as though it does is putting words in the writer’s mouth. The majority of the faults here are based on a criteria the song never set out to uphold.
Exactly, the point of the song was to illustrate that we will fight each other for many reasons, that no one has clean hands.
Was that the sound that plays when you start up 3D Pinball Space Cadet in the intro?
You are truly a man of culture.
7:04, actually, to be fair, the English did send their own Armada to Spain in 1589, which ended up being a much more catastrophic disaster.
Not really, seeing as in the Spanish Armada the Spanish lost 20,000 men and 45 ships, while in the counter armada the English lost 10,000 - 15,000 men and 40 ships.
Countries Can Also Grow Diplomatically, Such As The Unification Of Germany, Or Through Inheritance, Such As The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
Or just buy it like Louisiana and Alaska
they can grow when they win a conflict
he literally stated that invading wasn't the only way coutries grew
A fun fact about the Tasmanian devil is it is endangered not because of habitat destruction or hunting, but rather mostly to a disease.
I was watching some how yakko's world thing was wrong and found you, and omg you are awesome, love the content, I find it deeply amazing how just your points are interesting since a lot of the time it can be boring, you definitely deserve more subs, you earned it from me.
Also, Hannibal's invasion (presumably the one depicted given the elephants) took place way before Caesar's assassination
I absolutely love these inaccuracies videos! Also your voice is pretty great. 10/10 video and series, please please keep it up!
I don't believe the invasion song intended for the events to be in any sort of chronological order unless they used a transition like "then".
At 0:31, that in the background is Uluru, otherwise known as Ayers Rock. It is in the Northern Territory and nowhere near Tasmania
1:33 I feel so stupid. All this time I thought Kiwi was just slang for someone from New Zealand
It is, but the reason it is slang is because of the bird.
@@prussianmapping9149 Its not generally a slang. A Kiwi is commonly used to describe a person from New Zealand. Generally used my New Zealanders
well that is also true
A Kiwi is a fruit, a bird, and a person
As a New Zealander, I'm insulted that they said kiwis were from Australia
This + Everything Wrong With The Invasion Song (by Bizarre Bits) = a good way of showing that Animaniacs and Histeria failed to provide edutainment since they get the education aspect wrong. Unless that was their intent - to deliberately get it wrong so that viewers DO indeed fact-check the songs to see if they make sense.
7:31 you missed something. This song mentioned the Spartans and the greeks separately. This is incorrect as the Spartans were greeks.
But actually this is like saying “Bananas and Fruits”
That's actually quite common since the Trojan Wars was a war between multiple greek city-states so 1 side is referred as the spartans the other the Greeks
when they said "the germans invaded the netherlands" it was pointing to belgium, and when it's the germans invaded belgium, it pointed to netherlands. and map, border, innacuracies arent included here.
The borders are the most horrific abomination I've seen
1:31 why did I laugh at this
"They also do not look anything like that."
Such a random place to laugh
The facts that you couldn't figure out which conflict the song was referring to in the middle shows how bad relations are there 😂
I like these videos about inaccuracies it's a fun way to learn history without being in a classroom
I dont think the song is supposed to be in chronological order, otherwise it wouldn't flow well.
That's what I thought too.
Also, artillery was proven to work long before the Napoleonic wars, with the guns of Urban bringing down the walls of Constantinople, one of, if not the most fortified cities in history.
I have been waiting for this for a long time
Also another a major inaccuracy:
The map that shows Germany invading, is very incorrect. Germany did not hold Italy, as shown on the map. Also, as shown on the map, Germany wasnt narrow.
Looking at other countries: poland was not that large
Switzerland did not have a curve going South
And Austria is not that large either, on the far right hand side, in yellow.
The israel - egypt " invasion" was during the six day war
1:25
Well, at least the show knows that platypuses are native to Tasmania.
A few innacuracies more:
At 4:22, if the flag on the front left is the Brazilian flag then it is horribly innacurate, considering the Brazilian flag looks like this 🇧🇷. (I can’t for the life of me find any flags that look remotely like this, so I presume it is the Brazil flag.)
Second, I don’t think that the song was meant to be in chronological order. If it was then you wouldn’t have had to point out nearly as many inaccuracies.
Third, it is extremely strange that they barely gave any mention to the British Empire, one of, if not THE first things you think of when you hear “Invasion.”
Finally, and as stated by multiple people, Napoleon was quite tall for his time. I know it says it in the description but I still want to say it.
Hope you found that interesting!
Edit: I do think that the Germany segment is meant to be in chronological order so correcting that is right.
So does the Iranian flag, So does Niger and the flag with just 3 blue white & blue stripes
As a geographical tween, I could definitely tell this is true. Kiwis are New Zealandic birds. The fruit kiwi was named after the bird. Or was it the other way around?
I realise that this is pedantry but I seem to recall hearing somewhere that the country in this show is not Tasmania, but Tazmania, a fictional country. The sky always being yellow is a dig at the art style, which was done primarily to speed production. Surprised you didn't mention that the 'dog' is obviously a tortoise (or turtle as Americans always call them).
6:00 Impressed they drew in Scotland there, though forgetting Wales is no shock to me. Americans don't even know that country exists!
In fairness to the song (the lyrics of which I actually find difficult to decipher) I don't think it's meant to be chronological.
As a rare American geography nerd, Wales is severely underrated and easily forgotten.
@@RainyArab furthermore all tortoises are turtles but not all turtles are tortoises
Four days later and I have a bone to pick with this comment. The fictional country known as Tazmania is quite literally just Tasmania. It’s set place in Tasmania, as it’s “the land under down under”, and it has Tasmanian Devils and a Tasmanian wolf (which are only native to, well, Tasmania.) Also, Tasmania isn’t a country. Wales, sadly, is not a country in its own right. It shares the UK with England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. However, I am also surprised Deuterium couldn’t see that the tortoise wasn’t a dog. They called it a dog because it acted like one.
That's not even a dog, that's a turtle - they're not even accurate to their own show!
Rick and Morty isn't funny it’s a tortoise
The cartoon said doll not dog
Feathers McGraw is sort joke is turtle that act like dog
yall am I the only one who gets pissed when he points out inaccuracies even tho I purposefully came into this video, LIKE BROOOO LET US HEAR THE SONG IN PEACE (Keep up the good work)
You need to do more Histeria! Songs!
Throw me some and I'll peruse 'em ^^
@@DeuteriumtheSentientMattress The Terrible Tudors and The Shakespeare Song.
@@theluckiesteh9058 Peace Land and Bread & Sounds of Stalin
Yeah, I definitely see problems with Sounds of Stalin
@@theluckiesteh9058 Those are horrible histories.
late comment but was really hoping you would metion more stuff in the animation like maps and flags (on the "diplomacy and compromise are how the peace is made" shot), still very nicely done video though!
(for example the west bank and luxembourg are apparently just holes on the map)
The 2 weeks line at the end is a reference for the Invasion of Poland (German part) which lasted for 2 weeks
Edit. San Juan Hill isn't technically an Invasion, but a Battle in the Spanish American War
The song never talks about two weeks. The only line that contains Poland reads "The Poles and Norwegians."
@@DarkBlade37 He's reffing to the bit where they say your in laws will come over for 2 weeks in the summer. 9:18 in this video
1)The First Invasion That The Song Talks About Is The Period During The Assyrian Civil War In Around 600 BCE,As New Egypt Invaded Israel That Was Part Of The Babylonians (The Syrians) But Failed, So Baylonia Invaded The Qadar Region (Arabia), Also Failing
2) The Anglo-Saxons Didn't Even Control The Region Of Scotland
3) In The Segment Of Germany During WW2 The Map Is Whole Obliterated
4) There Was No Huge Lake Bordering USSR and Afghanistan, Maybe It's The Aral Lake But It Was Already Starting To Sink By The 1960s
8:57
Correction: The most recent invasion by Russia of Turkey in 1914 during the Great War. Russia made serious gains in Ottoman Armenia, their success actually caused the Turks to blame it on the Armenians and began the famous genocide
And Türkiye claims there’s wasn’t a genocide.. 😑😔
That’s also known as World War I
2:47 I'm pretty sure that "Egypt Invading Syria" is a reference to the Battle of Kadesh, one of the earliest recorded battles in history, which was fought on the outskirts of the ancient city of Kadesh, in modern-day Syria, and resulted in a decisive victory for Rameses II over the Hittites.
Nope, he’s actually referring to the first Ottoman war
The borders are WAYYY off. To me something tells me it happened in the 1960s but it didn't
2:03 It's possible they were actually referencing the Homo Heidelbergensis. The Homo Heidelbergensis lasted from about 2,580,000 to 11,700 B.C. (give or take 500,000 years) or the Middle Pleistocene era.
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
The pedantic side of me loves this series
The only parts of the song that appear to be in Chronological order are 'Argentina invaded the Falklands and Iraq invaded Kuwait.' Can I say I like your videos and could listen all day long, you make editing and history fun.
6:22 actually Wales was annexed to England before the act of union, and Ireland in the 1800's still wasn't an official country of the UK so the map is accurate
The one thing on the Invasion song "Germany" segment is I think you could go as far back as the early days even before the Holy Roman Empire for some of those.
I know the Anglo-Sax was already mentioned; but I wouldn't be surprised if it was done just for lyrical flow to repeat something already mentioned. Cause I know in US history we just drop the universal label of German on every Germanic system: Austria, Prussia, Hessians, etc all get the German label.
I don't know why I almost read the title as "Tax Evasion"
taz committed tax fraud
@@DeuteriumtheSentientMattress TAZ HATE TAX
The thing is about this song is that it is not in order because that would not rhyme thus making it sound worse they probably new the orders of dates but had to switch them around to make it work. It is somewhat accurate in the context of invasions although missing a few, also they forget the Soviet invasion of Finland in 1940 and 1944 (The Winter War 1940, and the Continuation War), Japan invading China, The Japanese occupation of The Philippines. There are reasons why they maybe didn't include the invasions I mentioned because there may not be a way to insert it into the song whilst still making it sound good. Other than these factors the song is still a banger none the less.
2:25
You forgot to mention how Hungary and Romania were mistakenly united.
Other mistakes on that line; why does Germany have Silesia and Pomerania if this is post WW2; you can just barely see that Spain own Portugal; did Italy eat Albania again; why is East Prussia independent; where is the small country in-between Austria and Czechoslovakia come from, and probably more things I didn't notice
That whole map is horrible
@@emmetjames2482 well, scotland can be barely seen as a free nation
8:10 it could be the Sini War aswell.
While I know this is supposed to be pedantic for comedy, what I am very confused about is the constant noting of the invasions not being listed in order. But outside of a few specific instances (e.g. the Germans "invaded North Africa next"), the song never CLAIMS them to be in order, it's just a random list of various invasions. A large percentage of the video is thus devoted to nitpicking a claim that was never actually made. Even if that's supposed to be the joke, that it wasn't asserted to be in chronological order but is being analyzed as if it was, this being brought up over and over again unfortunately gets tedious very quickly.
You forgot that they accidentally included a toucan in Taz-mania, toucans only live in Central and South America
This misses a few points. The other members of Taz's family can spin, they did in several episodes. Also, the gators are implied to be from somewhere else, and they just are visiting Tasmania because theyre trying to capture Taz and put him in a zoo.
8:32 not to "well actually" the "well actually" guy but the spanish did invade peru a different time in 1865 during the chincha islands war that started after the spanish siezed perus chincha islands. though i doupt that they actually knew about it its still makes this segment accurate and not a mistake
That “dog” is a turtle
I spent the first 4 years of my life in tasmania and watching this made me laugh, but also realise this is what other countries think of us now
Inacuraccy in 5:08:Looks like Spain invaded Portugal during WW2 and we didn't know
*joke*
Pretty much all the borders are terrible
It feels cool having the state you live in be talked about!
Inaccuracies you forgot to mention:
1. Nazi Soldiers did not have that uniform. I will let it slide though, since it is a kids show that didn’t show the Swastika.
2. Rommel Invaded Egypt twice.
3. Poland is seen controlling Berlin.
Also Napoleon was taller then showed in the video
He was 5,4 or something like that
They could've removed the epaulettes at least
0:53 The funny thing about this point is that if you watch Henry the PaleoGuy then it turns out there may be a chance that Tasmanian wolves, or thylacines, still exist in the wild.
7:10 Spain didn't invade "Perú" They invade the Inca Empire.
The Viceroyalty of Perú was created by Spain when introducing their own caste system.
Edit: I don't get why they rather mention the Dutch than the Portuguese invading Brazil. The kingdom of Brazil under Portuguese control only experienced sporadic settlements in the north. But it was before the north of Brazil was even part of the Brazilian administration of the colonies.
but it could referred to the Chincha Islands War, so tecnically, kind of, Spain invaded Peru
Actually it wasnt in the north but in the northeast
7:11 Spain did invade Peru in 1532 which is 13 years after the Cortes invade the Aztecs
7:11 Spain invaded Brazil on April 22 1500 which is 19 years before the Cortes invade the Aztecs
4:43 OUCH THAT MAP.
-iberia is united
- hungary is long
-poland us a deformed monstrosity with most of brandenburg, some of belarus, and all of lithuania
-the swiss has a coastal border
-greece is just a bloated tumor
-Austria has Slovenia
-greece also has most of montenegro, macedonia, and a chunk of romania
-yugoslavia still has its coastline despite being pushed out of certain areas
2:49 you forgot to mention that Palestine is not in the map
2:28 This map includes the borders of Germany from before World War I.
But also Czechoslovakia.
And Italy has Slovenia's coastline.
And Slovenia is part of Yugoslavia. (a.k.a Serbia and Montenegro)
And apparently the Romano-Hungarian empire was a thing.
The map changed colours, and Yugoslavia (a.k.a Serbia and Montenegro) broke apart, but not in the right way, and Greece invaded Albania.
Napoleon wasn't actually that short. (ding!)
2:49 It would be more accurate to say Egypt invaded the Ottomans, since Syria was under the Ottoman control during the Egyptian-Ottoman war.
Also apparently Palestine is water.
2:58 Again, the Wahhabi war happened when Syria was under the control of the Ottomans.
3:15 Hannibal didn't "then" invade the Romans, the Second Punic War happened 2000 years before the Wahhabi war. The Roman-empire was larger than that during The Second Punic War,
And Egypt doesn't exist.
And Greece looks awful.
And the Black Sea is literally black.
3:59 It failed
Yeah
Twice if I recall correctly
all i remember about my remade of the invasion song is that it starts the same, but instead of millions its thousands, and started with:
"hannibal invaded the romans, but the romans invaded them, they invaded the gauls, hispanians and greeks!"
and that the wwii part was like this:
"germany annexed austria, then the sudetenland. germany annexed slovenia and invaded the czechs! (czechoslovakia). italy annexed albania, germany invaded poland, and then, invaded france! germany invaded yugoslavia, the soviets too! but the americans invaded france, and the soviets were holding on, then they invaded east germany, and the americans unvaded the west!"
much like that.
What is that egg thing in a diaper
The United States Baby New Year. The character literally changes color throughout the series.
0:30 Ularu in the background is not found in Tasmainia, its found in the Northen Terratory
2:39
Napoleon looks like he wants a kiss
👁👄👁
How about the Slow Train song by Flanders and Swann? Because some of the stations mentioned in it are still open
You should do Bill Wurtz "The history of the entire world, I guess".
Yes!
Not possible because nothing is wrong with it.
i do feel it needs to be pointed out that england wasn't named such until after the anglo saxon invasion since england is a modernization of 'anglesland' so shouldn't your beef be it's not named Britannia which would be the period correct name?
Qué raro que en la canción nunca mencionen Ninguna invasión de Estados Unidos, como aquí en México o Vietnam
Ayyyy glad you made another video!
5:15 seriousley, wtf is that 1939 map? Wtf is wrong with germany, why romania have all hungary and parts of ukraine and wtf; iberian union in 1939??
Thank you. I’m glad someone said it
The Egypt, Syria, and Arab war string at the start of the song may reference the wars between the Hittites, Egyptians, Mesopotamians, and Barbarians, all of whom did exist and fight in the areas at the same rough time
There were also conflicts between the Nabatean kingdom and Roman garrisons in Syria, if I'm remembering my classics
The invasion song was mainly to show who invaded who. When those invasions occurred is not really relevant. They were simply singing about those invasions randomly in no particular order.
7:59 is indeed the 6 day war !
For the first two invasions, I have a hunch that they may be the battle of kadesh and the battle of qarqar?
Actually, during the Napoleonic wars wales was in fact not separate from England within the United Kingdom. It's why there are no Welsh elements on the flag, and why many states and institutions still group England and Wales together, as it was only somewhat recently that wales was separated.
I felt uneasy with that map during the German segment. It looks like the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth has been restored and took Berlin and the surrounding areas, Portugal fucking died, Greece and Turkey apparently had a merger, idk wtf that nation around Hungary, Northern Romania (I assume only there since the guy's shoulder covers the area) and random parts of Ukraine, also Russia is just a fucking sea at this point with merely a purple blob left, don't even get me started on how they pointed an arrow at Belgium when talking about the Netherlands and Germany apparently carrying onwards towards the northern Baltic states, Austria also has Slovenia for some reason when there is clearly a Yugoslavia present in that map, and even then it doesn't have the Vojvodina region given to that random long yellow Hungary-Romania-Ukraine nation.
EDIT: BUT PRAISE THE LAWD, SWITZERLAND NOW HAS A COAST!
8:45 what do you mean “proving Artillery works”? Had it not before this (yes I know Napoleon has a great reputation with Artillery iirc, but this is a weird way to refer to it).
0:46 Techinally a turtle that thinks it's a dog, but turtles are also not found in Tasmania unless they're sea turtles.
2:28 - Huh... they show Yugoslavia on the map, but by the point of the show's making all that was left of it was Serbia and Montenegro.
0:11 You missed that bird during the opening. It could be a Hornbill but is most likely a Toucan; both of which are not native to Tasmania. Hornbills live in Africa & Asia, while the Toucan is native to Central & South America.
0:45 While that's technically a Turtle, I was surprised to find out that Tasmania has no native turtle species (terrestrial or freshwater). So you were still technically correct. Although, Tasmania does get visited by Sea Turtles
I feel very happy and impressed by his acknowledgement of the Welsh as I live there
Why dont youtubers just shut up and be grateful for the nostalgia we got ☹
You missed one the falklands war 1982 8:20
Omg i have been waiting like forever for a new one yayy
is it just me or is that baby primally infuriating in a weird unexplainable way
like he just looks and feels like he was made to be punted across the freeway
At the time of the Napoleonic Wars, Wales was considered a fully constituent part of England. And today the two are still heavily intertwined. (There is not separate Welsh law, for example, while there is separate Scots and Irish law).
And there was an English counter armada following the Spanish one but it, uh, didn't go very well.
Heavily intertwined but since the 90s at least, Wales has been recognised by England as being a separate country (that happens to be under the same legal system as the UK)