Histeria! - Joseph Stalin Sees His Agent

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @michaelarmstrong9722
    @michaelarmstrong9722 3 года назад +3489

    "I am Stalin. Have a way of making people disappear"
    Gaaaaalie that was accurate

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 3 года назад +52

      To be fair, didn't the Soviet government always make anyone who could potentially revolt disappear? The Soviet government was okay with people sending complaints, but protests crossed the line for them.

    • @JohnnyLouisXIX
      @JohnnyLouisXIX 3 года назад +43

      @@vetarlittorf1807 Yes, but Stalin was notoriously paranoid, so much so that he murdered every single officer in the red army in the fear of betrayal. Hitler per example was actually a lot more open when it came to criticism and so was found very often arguing with his own generals, Stalin not so much.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 3 года назад +7

      @@JohnnyLouisXIX He did not kill "every single officer" in the red army. The death count is greatly exaggerated by the west. He mostly killed the veterans of the civil war.

    • @JohnnyLouisXIX
      @JohnnyLouisXIX 3 года назад +16

      @@vetarlittorf1807 Wich were the majority of the generals at the time.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 3 года назад +8

      @@JohnnyLouisXIX Yes, but they were not "every single officer in the army." And I'm pretty sure the Red Army had a vast hierarchy of leaders, not just generals. And let's just be glad he spared Georgy Zhukov.

  • @Savannah_Simpson
    @Savannah_Simpson 3 года назад +2583

    “Well you look a little like that Super Mario guy” 😂

    • @benitomussolini8544
      @benitomussolini8544 3 года назад +29

      Funny!

    • @jakubpociecha8819
      @jakubpociecha8819 3 года назад +51

      Stalin: Hey Mario
      Mario: *HEY PAISA-*

    • @SUPERELIASK
      @SUPERELIASK 3 года назад +13

      @@benitomussolini8544 wait a second... you could very well be one of my ex-middle school mates with that name ...

    • @benitomussolini8544
      @benitomussolini8544 3 года назад +7

      @@SUPERELIASK Perhaps.

    • @SUPERELIASK
      @SUPERELIASK 3 года назад +7

      @@benitomussolini8544 I don't know if you are Italian like me or not...
      and I'm not so sure I want to find out : /

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 3 года назад +2100

    "You look like Mario."
    MatPat: "Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"

    • @matthewhedrichjr.5445
      @matthewhedrichjr.5445 3 года назад +46

      Mario: No! Stop! Not again! Oh you Mamma Mia! *Italian gibbering*

    • @CCCP-4197
      @CCCP-4197 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/W9QVQvGSsKI/видео.html

    • @SUPERELIASK
      @SUPERELIASK 3 года назад +8

      @@matthewhedrichjr.5445
      1) it's MAMMA MIA... Not mama mia
      2) If by "italian gibbering" you mean what super Mario sometimes says ... Well ... Trust me it's not Italian, it clearly says sounds at random

    • @matthewhedrichjr.5445
      @matthewhedrichjr.5445 3 года назад +3

      @@SUPERELIASK thanks for pointing out the flaw you have

    • @SUPERELIASK
      @SUPERELIASK 3 года назад +3

      @@matthewhedrichjr.5445 😂
      Come on, we Italians have to learn English from an early age ... So I can teach you something Italian, right?

  • @johncreed9433
    @johncreed9433 3 года назад +1413

    Weird to see Joseph Stalin of all people in a children's cartoon

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 3 года назад +132

      Why is that? In the 40's, Hitler was seen in Tom & Jerry and some Disney cartoons.

    • @leighbelk769
      @leighbelk769 3 года назад +91

      @@vetarlittorf1807 To be fair, it was making fun of Hitler because he was the bad guy back then pretty much.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 3 года назад +35

      @@Pituca700 No. 40's cartoons were all-ages.

    • @Raptor302
      @Raptor302 3 года назад +26

      Yeah, but the purpose of this specific cartoon series was to be a primer for teaching kids history.

    • @not_so_weird
      @not_so_weird 3 года назад +25

      @@leighbelk769 and this one is pointing out all of the horrible things Stalin did and how bad of a person he was

  • @arcsoned1112
    @arcsoned1112 3 года назад +1715

    Imagine Stalin coming in the office and seeing Tito there, smoking a cigar.

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 3 года назад +68

      I think he would nope out of there

    • @CrabTV567
      @CrabTV567 3 года назад +40

      Would be a great fight scene

    • @arutka2000
      @arutka2000 3 года назад +9

      @TNStormSpotter "Me...."

    • @tvojamama4888
      @tvojamama4888 3 года назад +10

      Tito was also both a ruthless dictator and a criminal that killed hundreads of thousands innocent people xd

    • @arcsoned1112
      @arcsoned1112 3 года назад +4

      @@tvojamama4888 So was Stalin.

  • @dangerjoe8911
    @dangerjoe8911 3 года назад +1138

    Me, when I try to keep the paranoia at at least 75% in Hearts of Iron no step back.

    • @noobmaster5411
      @noobmaster5411 3 года назад +17

      Why so high up I try to leave it below 25

    • @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384
      @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 3 года назад +26

      @@noobmaster5411 Because, all of the people who are getting axed will stay loyal to Stalin. So it doesn’t even matter.

    • @tv-zg2pv
      @tv-zg2pv 3 года назад +3

      Мисье предлагаю не в хойку а Европу

    • @anobstinatecephalopod4605
      @anobstinatecephalopod4605 3 года назад +37

      Virgin "I want to keep paranoia as low as possible" vs Chad "Why do focuses and events decrease paranoia? How am I supposed to reach 100%?!"

    • @fotppd1475
      @fotppd1475 Год назад +1

      Then someone mentions Mario and it turns to 99%

  • @bulldog7642
    @bulldog7642 3 года назад +325

    Never thought I’d see Saul Goodman talking to Stalin in a cartoon

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 3 года назад +8

      Whoa Bob voiced the Agent?

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 Год назад +5

      ​@@bendu8282 No. Billy West did.

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 Год назад +2

      @@vetarlittorf1807 oh right but the agent looks like a skinny young version of saul Goodman ok I get it now.

  • @tylarkit4439
    @tylarkit4439 3 года назад +699

    "I have a way of making people dissappear" That's a good one haha!

    • @tylarkit4439
      @tylarkit4439 3 года назад +4

      Damn, the Soviet's version! Fell for it. Welp, gonna go make some ptsd inspired music, like Kombat.

    • @urielmartinez2161
      @urielmartinez2161 3 года назад +2

      @@tylarkit4439 lol it's because they always steal and change. Communists can't create anything unique except ways of killing their people faster.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      The idea of Stalin being a "mass murderer" is statistically impossible. "The Soviet population increased by one-three million every year between 1927-37 excluding 1932", "Western powers attempted to halt Soviet industrialization via the "golden blockade", accepting only grain and oil for trade", "In 1932 Soviet grain exports were lowered by 340% while imports with countries that accepted gold increased", "Kulaks killed between 20-35% of all livestock", "In parts of Southern Ukraine, up to 50% of land was uncollected due to Kulak sabotage", "The Kulaks often did not even work their own farms", "Stalin sent aid as soon as the situation was realized, in one instance he had aid sent within a day after receiving a letter from a citizen", "Thanks to collectivization, the Soviets never had another large famine after 1947", "During peacetime, Gulag mortality was 3% , roughly equivalent to the mortality rate in current American prisons", "The maximum sentence for a Gulag was 10 years.", "Gulag prisoners were often paid local market wages, compared to American prisoners who are often unpaid", "Even the CIA has admitted to the large number of prisoners released from the Gulags each year!"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад +2

      Here are some Paul Robeson quotes about the USSR, "Mankind has never witnessed the equal constitution of the USSR... Firstly, because of the significance it has for my people generally. Everywhere else, outside of the Soviet world, black men are an oppressed and inhumanely exploited people."
      "Why should the negroes ever fight against the only nations of the world where racial discrimination is prohibited, and where people can live freely? Never! I can assure you, they will never fight against the Soviet Union or the peoples' democracies."
      "I am truly happy that I am able to travel from time to time to the USSR, the country I love above all. I always have been, I am now, and will always be, a loyal friend of the Soviet Union."
      "If the United States and the United Nations truly want peace and security, let them fulfill the hopes of the common people everywhere - let them work together to accomplish on a worldwide scale, precisely the kind of Democratic association of free people which characterizes the Soviet Union today."

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      "It is difficult for me to imagine what 'personal liberty' is enjoyed by an unemployed hungry person. True freedom can only be where there is no exploitation and oppression of one person by another; where there is no unemployment, and where a person is not living in fear of losing his job, his home, and his bread. Only in such a society personal and any other freedom can exist for real an not on paper." - Joseph Stalin

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 3 года назад +711

    “I should have stayed in medical school.”
    Nah, that would have just gotten you into a gulag faster.

    • @Nernj5
      @Nernj5 3 года назад +36

      All thanks to the lunatic that was Lysenko

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 3 года назад +11

      @@Nernj5 I know little of the purges other than it got lots of people killed, and that hte purges against doctors was mostly driven out of stalin's anti-semitic views and seeing medicine as "jewish science" (not too far from hitler's hatred of physics as a jewish science too).
      Who is lysenko?

    • @leningradetsfromshusharsta985
      @leningradetsfromshusharsta985 3 года назад

      @Ice Cold about third of the Communist party were Jewish, how could Stalin be an anti-semitic?

    • @zombieranger3410
      @zombieranger3410 3 года назад +3

      @@leningradetsfromshusharsta985 more than a third of the party were also truly loyal, look how that turned out.

    • @leningradetsfromshusharsta985
      @leningradetsfromshusharsta985 3 года назад +2

      @@zombieranger3410 but Jews were in the party all of the time

  • @fighter_750
    @fighter_750 3 года назад +360

    “I am Stalin. I have a way of making people disappear”
    Finally something accurate

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад +1

      Nah, far from accurate.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад +6

      The idea of Stalin being a "mass murderer" is statistically impossible. "The Soviet population increased by one-three million every year between 1927-37 excluding 1932", "Western powers attempted to halt Soviet industrialization via the "golden blockade", accepting only grain and oil for trade", "In 1932 Soviet grain exports were lowered by 340% while imports with countries that accepted gold increased", "Kulaks killed between 20-35% of all livestock", "In parts of Southern Ukraine, up to 50% of land was uncollected due to Kulak sabotage", "The Kulaks often did not even work their own farms", "Stalin sent aid as soon as the situation was realized, in one instance he had aid sent within a day after receiving a letter from a citizen", "Thanks to collectivization, the Soviets never had another large famine after 1947", "During peacetime, Gulag mortality was 3% , roughly equivalent to the mortality rate in current American prisons", "The maximum sentence for a Gulag was 10 years.", "Gulag prisoners were often paid local market wages, compared to American prisoners who are often unpaid", "Even the CIA has admitted to the large number of prisoners released from the Gulags each year!"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад +1

      Here are some Paul Robeson quotes about the USSR, "Mankind has never witnessed the equal constitution of the USSR... Firstly, because of the significance it has for my people generally. Everywhere else, outside of the Soviet world, black men are an oppressed and inhumanely exploited people."
      "Why should the negroes ever fight against the only nations of the world where racial discrimination is prohibited, and where people can live freely? Never! I can assure you, they will never fight against the Soviet Union or the peoples' democracies."
      "I am truly happy that I am able to travel from time to time to the USSR, the country I love above all. I always have been, I am now, and will always be, a loyal friend of the Soviet Union."
      "If the United States and the United Nations truly want peace and security, let them fulfill the hopes of the common people everywhere - let them work together to accomplish on a worldwide scale, precisely the kind of Democratic association of free people which characterizes the Soviet Union today."

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад +2

      If Stalin never held his leadership position, Russia might still be a feudal, un-industrial backwaters and conquered by foreign powers. The industrialization was necessary to build up the military in preparation for war, Stalin knew that Hitler was going to invade and thus subsequently built up his military. His policies helped to win the Great Patriotic War(WW2) such as the scorcher policy where they had purposefully burned crops so that the Fascists could not eat them. If Stalin never came to power, there might've still been a highly illiterate populous, oh they would've been literate alright IN GERMAN because the Fascists wanted to conquer Eastern Europe as they considered the "Slavic race" "inferior". Also, if Stalin had never came to power, poverty and homelessness probably would've been extremely high! Also, Stalin wasn't some genocidal dictator, he had tried to resign four times, twice close to the beginning of his leadership, and twice closer to the end. The famines were caused by droughts, floods, and agricultural sabotage from the Kulaks.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад +1

      "It is difficult for me to imagine what 'personal liberty' is enjoyed by an unemployed hungry person. True freedom can only be where there is no exploitation and oppression of one person by another; where there is no unemployment, and where a person is not living in fear of losing his job, his home, and his bread. Only in such a society personal and any other freedom can exist for real an not on paper." - Joseph Stalin

  • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
    @xXSilentAgent47Xx 3 года назад +935

    Like
    Keanu Reeves
    This true humour was ahead of it's time.

    • @dreyfus66
      @dreyfus66 3 года назад

      I was about to say that

    • @dr.wallacebreen3859
      @dr.wallacebreen3859 3 года назад

      Is the voice actor for the agent also the voice actor for Zapp Brannigan?

    • @itscs1175
      @itscs1175 3 года назад +3

      @@dr.wallacebreen3859 yup, Billy west, you can also hear a tiny bit of fry and Farnsworth in there.

    • @John.McMillan
      @John.McMillan 2 года назад

      Keanu Reeves is overrated.

    • @logantrimble006
      @logantrimble006 2 года назад +3

      @@John.McMillan still better than Stalin, though. He's also said to be one of the nicest people in Hollywood. So we can't complain about that. Overrated? Won't argue about that either.

  • @darkflamemaster6541
    @darkflamemaster6541 3 года назад +691

    Political cartoons are so fun to watch in the 20th century

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 года назад +27

      For real thought, the modern ones aren't that great

    • @thatkidfromsubway3702
      @thatkidfromsubway3702 3 года назад +8

      You mean 21st century?

    • @notstupidbutthatsalie601
      @notstupidbutthatsalie601 3 года назад +1

      @@thatkidfromsubway3702 (Drum Roll)
      DOO DOO DEW DEW D DD DOO DOO DO DA DA DOO DO DA DA DAAH DEW DA DO DOOOOOOO.

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 3 года назад +10

      I believe they’re is a difference between a show covering history in a funny entertaining way which happens to touch on political aspects of history in a neutral way most of the time then a show which is just used to push mainly push political agendas with less entertainment and more political rhetoric.

    • @KatyushaWarThunder
      @KatyushaWarThunder 2 года назад +5

      @@thatkidfromsubway3702 this show was made in the 1990’s I think so therefore it would be 20th century

  • @spelareNR14
    @spelareNR14 3 года назад +245

    "Everyone knows that you are a ruthless dictator that killed millions of people"
    Brought to you by The Animaniacs!!!

    • @zombieranger3410
      @zombieranger3410 3 года назад +26

      “Today on The Animaniacs we will be learning about *Mao* and his social revolutions which lead to 50+ million people dead.”

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 2 года назад +3

      @ET Hardcorgamer cmon pal, it’s Animaniacs, there shouldn’t be everything 100 % accrued, we are here to have some fun with this show.

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 2 года назад +4

      Stalin jumped on Churchill’s belly At one point

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад +4

      In the scenario that Stalin never held his leadership position, Russia might still be a feudal, un-industrial backwaters and conquered by foreign powers. The industrialization was necessary to build up the military in preparation for war, Stalin knew that Hitler was going to invade and thus subsequently built up his military. His policies helped to win the Great Patriotic War(WW2) such as the scorcher policy where they had purposefully burned crops so that the Fascists could not eat them. If Stalin never came to power, there might've still been a highly illiterate populous, oh they would've been literate alright IN GERMAN because the Fascists wanted to conquer Eastern Europe as they considered the "Slavic race" "inferior". Also, if Stalin had never came to power, poverty and homelessness probably would've been extremely high! Also, Stalin wasn't some genocidal dictator, he had tried to resign four times, twice close to the beginning of his leadership, and twice closer to the end. The famines were caused by droughts, floods, and agricultural sabotage from the Kulaks.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      Also, These are some of the USSR's achievements: "Eliminated homelessness", "Eliminated unemployment (for those able to work)", raised life expectancy by 65%", "raised school enrollment by 460%", "achieved full literacy ", "compared to 1913 pre-war growth levels... Industry growth was 908.8%"
      All of this is also without mentioning increased women's rights, increased rights for ethnic minorities, etc. Women, for example, had increased college enrollment, workforce, and political participation, as well as the fact that a lot had see in the military especially during the Great Patriotic War(World War Two). As well as how the Soviet Union put the Sputnik satellite in space, developed the hydrogen bomb, etc.

  • @samsunggalaxynote8984
    @samsunggalaxynote8984 3 года назад +373

    The lawyer:
    -- Your honor! Marshall Tukhachevsky is well respected, intelligent and very loyal to state
    Tukhachevsky's brain:
    -- Yea... but I hope no one will ask me about how I used chemical weapon against villagers in that forest...

    • @naseradigiorno32
      @naseradigiorno32 3 года назад +24

      Shhhh..... you shouldn't know too much

    • @isitalwaysero1367
      @isitalwaysero1367 3 года назад +4

      @@naseradigiorno32 woah such secret information, the fbi really is gonna do something to you oh no

    • @Handlelesswithme
      @Handlelesswithme 3 года назад +2

      @@isitalwaysero1367 what secret information

    • @WM-gf8zm
      @WM-gf8zm 3 года назад +15

      The lawyer:
      -- Your honor! Marshall Tukhachevsky is well respected, intelligent and very loyal to state
      Tukhachevsky's brain: fuck they must know about the 5th column..

    • @tiernanwearen8096
      @tiernanwearen8096 2 года назад

      @@WM-gf8zm what?

  • @lorefox201
    @lorefox201 3 года назад +60

    "people like democracy capitalism and Hollywood movies!"
    a few years later...

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 3 года назад +2

      Yeah 😂 😂 😂

    • @coletrain583
      @coletrain583 2 года назад +5

      Vladimier Putin invades Ukraine.
      Stalin: Oh. Never mind.
      Looking at modern Stalin supporters
      Stalin: They do love me. Ha! And they say, there was no longer a place for me.

  • @johncreed9433
    @johncreed9433 3 года назад +971

    Even Histeria! acknowledged our love of Keanu Reeves 3:26

    • @CCCP-4197
      @CCCP-4197 3 года назад +10

      ruclips.net/video/W9QVQvGSsKI/видео.html

    • @cindywolz440
      @cindywolz440 3 года назад +11

      @@CCCP-4197 Rick roll for people

    • @coolday1111
      @coolday1111 3 года назад +5

      @@cindywolz440 you saved my life

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 3 года назад +13

      Keanu Reeves is one of those actors that literally nobody hates. Like Tom Hanks, Gary Oldman, Kathy Bates, Christopher Lee, Patrick Stewart, Ryan Reynolds, Morgan Freeman and Meryl Streep.

    • @gingleheimer8243
      @gingleheimer8243 3 года назад +2

      @@vetarlittorf1807 nah lots of people hate Tom Hanks nowadays

  • @WooHooLadttv
    @WooHooLadttv 3 года назад +104

    Super Mario in real life 😳

    • @diemeow248
      @diemeow248 3 года назад

      henlo WooHoo

    • @MusabTekin8144
      @MusabTekin8144 Год назад

      Yesterday I watched movie, it was ok
      What about your opinion

  • @littlechallengeryamin3002
    @littlechallengeryamin3002 3 года назад +135

    I felt bad when stalin started crying

    • @urielmartinez2161
      @urielmartinez2161 3 года назад +2

      You probably cry when a dog tears up too then

    • @xenodude4718
      @xenodude4718 3 года назад +5

      @@urielmartinez2161 Even a rabid dog that eats babies should be cried for more than Stalin.

    • @urielmartinez2161
      @urielmartinez2161 3 года назад +2

      @@xenodude4718 yeah lmao

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame 2 года назад +4

      We all do D: Poor Dictator

    • @littlechallengeryamin3002
      @littlechallengeryamin3002 2 года назад +2

      @@DasKame yea very poor.. totally not sarcasm

  • @niksparrow1812
    @niksparrow1812 3 года назад +464

    For someone who wrote a thesis essay on Stalin's purges of the Red Army command, not only do I have a huge desire to prove it all false, I'm surprised at how they portrayed Tukhachevsky's attorney with bigger resemblance than Tukhachevsky himself...

    • @Ypog_UA
      @Ypog_UA 3 года назад +26

      Exactly, maybe it was Mikhail's plan to escape the purge by pretending to be a lawyer...

    • @jamm6_514
      @jamm6_514 3 года назад +23

      @Cookiesurvival Wouldnt be an issue if you understood it to be done for the laughs, but yeah if you show it to children while repeately reinforcing the narrative by other more serious means then it becomes worrying

    • @christopherross9509
      @christopherross9509 3 года назад +5

      I think the lawyer is supposed to be Perry Mason but he's voiced like Jimmy Stewart...which I think is funny

    • @somedude8468
      @somedude8468 3 года назад +16

      whag do you mean with "prove it all false?" do you meab about the purge?

    • @niksparrow1812
      @niksparrow1812 3 года назад +19

      @@somedude8468 yes, because when Tukhachevsky's attorney replied to Stalin about 90% of the command staff being purged, it triggered a memory in me because I used to write a document on this topic for 2 years. Though this statement was said in a 90s educational cartoon full of idiotically brief narration of events for children, I know why historians bring up this one particular statement.

  • @Abaddonmusic
    @Abaddonmusic 3 года назад +163

    Sweatin with Stalin!! I love it

  • @11-humssbbeltranmattgabrie98
    @11-humssbbeltranmattgabrie98 3 года назад +143

    Napoleon is having a tantrum 😂

  • @sadist80lvl14
    @sadist80lvl14 3 года назад +25

    > You created Iron Curtain!
    Sir Winston Churchill: Hey! 😡

  • @UtahTrains
    @UtahTrains 3 года назад +7

    They didn't mention my weight loss camp programs :(

    • @ShawarMoni
      @ShawarMoni 3 года назад

      *profitable weight loss

  • @gibusman2634
    @gibusman2634 3 года назад +101

    In the history book he was a ruthless mad man
    In meme culture : *He is the messia*

    • @gibusman2634
      @gibusman2634 3 года назад +3

      @Comrade Vasili this is the best thing ever created thanks for sharing this master piece to me

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 3 года назад +5

      Stalin Hu-Akbar!

    • @dudeski6548
      @dudeski6548 3 года назад +3

      @پیاده نظام خان Tell that to the 20 million people that died under his rule

    • @dudeski6548
      @dudeski6548 3 года назад +1

      @پیاده نظام خان Well that did happen except you dont see them openly denying these incidents unlike one the russians

    • @dudeski6548
      @dudeski6548 3 года назад

      @پیاده نظام خان It Atcually isn't

  • @Vchk1917
    @Vchk1917 3 года назад +12

    At least they knew how to make propaganda appealing to kids back them, I give them that

    • @calebm9000
      @calebm9000 3 месяца назад +1

      It’s not propanda, it’s meant to be educational in a fun and accessible way.
      Why people run defense for the USSR is baffling.

  • @adriangarcia543
    @adriangarcia543 3 года назад +155

    I miss this cartoon show

    • @graysonwells21
      @graysonwells21 3 года назад +5

      What even is this show, it’s definitely a WB cartoon, you can tell from its art style and background music, but I’m only familiar with The Animaniacs, Pinky & The Brain, and Freakazoid…

    • @BitestheStuff
      @BitestheStuff 3 года назад +4

      ​@@graysonwells21 The show only lasted a couple of seasons I think, and the second season was super short. It was fun, but I don't think kids are as into these SNL style skits unless there's a protagonist they can follow. Doesn't help that the production for this show was super expensive. I think it was like $10 million, and that's 1999/2000 money.

    • @venci16
      @venci16 3 года назад +1

      @@BitestheStuff back when it was running on cartoon network initially I used to watch it and really enjoy it, I was probably 7-8 year old back then

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      I hate this cartoon show!

    • @ink1931
      @ink1931 2 года назад +2

      @@graysonwells21 Histeria

  • @Brody400
    @Brody400 Год назад +10

    I love how 90’s cartoons didn’t give a fuck.

    • @MusabTekin8144
      @MusabTekin8144 Год назад

      Ikr

    • @marylandman12
      @marylandman12 27 дней назад

      Trust me, 90's cartoons were "in your face." Today's cartoons are pretty much politically correct.

  • @NoobGuest-kh8sm
    @NoobGuest-kh8sm 3 месяца назад +3

    “Georgian Mario can’t hurt you!”
    Georgian Mario:

  • @rampantmutt9119
    @rampantmutt9119 3 года назад +12

    "But people like those things"
    I mean, Hungary elected a communist party four years after multi-party elections were allowed after the iron curtain fell.

    • @MusabTekin8144
      @MusabTekin8144 Год назад

      It was government not people

    • @ozcarbaz5712
      @ozcarbaz5712 4 месяца назад

      They had to rig the election in russia after the dissolution of the ussr to stop the communists from winning ​@@MusabTekin8144

  • @nightmarefredbeer1455
    @nightmarefredbeer1455 Год назад +5

    "You created the Iron Curtain, remember?"
    Churchill: "Yeah, that's right, blust me"

  • @rudrakshpainuly1294
    @rudrakshpainuly1294 3 года назад +16

    Imagine Stalin being your gym trainer.

  • @snakes3425
    @snakes3425 3 года назад +24

    Stalin: I had to make some social reforms
    Agent: Reforms? You liquidated them, you wiped out 90% of Soviet Georgia
    Stalin: Mama Stalin was disloyal

  • @DarkPitTheFallenAngel
    @DarkPitTheFallenAngel 2 года назад +5

    "Are you saying there's no place in the world For a vicious, Totalitarian dictator like me?"
    North Korea: am I a joke to you?

  • @jurygalati5732
    @jurygalati5732 3 года назад +16

    "the legacy of Stalin was replaced with democracy"
    Putin: "lol nope"

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 Год назад

      What the west doesn't understand is that Russians in general aren't that big of fans of democracy. They're satisfied as long as they have comfort, food, security, employment and a strong leader that doesn't suck up to the west.

  • @thefancydoge8668
    @thefancydoge8668 3 года назад +9

    I would watch stalin's exercise tape

  • @goldenxxdollar5493
    @goldenxxdollar5493 3 года назад +15

    2:05 among us in a nutshell

  • @StosephJalin
    @StosephJalin 2 года назад +3

    What's the advantage to working with iron comrade?
    Stalin: It keeps people from getting out of the Soviet Union, and prevents ideas from getting in.

  • @knuclear200x
    @knuclear200x Год назад +3

    I can't believe Waluigi kicked Monica, Rachel and Phoebe out of Smash

  • @jacobmitchell5173
    @jacobmitchell5173 3 года назад +49

    "I'm Joseph Stalin, I have ways of making people disappear..."
    Hack hack night of the long knives. (Ik that was Germany, but Stalin had a habit of working with Germany to get his way)

    • @fpz3491
      @fpz3491 3 года назад

      Germany moment

    • @raketny_hvost
      @raketny_hvost 3 года назад +7

      But all this came from mother Britain's, as well, as things like imperialism and concentration camps

    • @jacobmitchell5173
      @jacobmitchell5173 3 года назад +3

      @@raketny_hvost Chamberlain and his butt kissing 💋💋

    • @Usuariosyrian
      @Usuariosyrian 3 года назад

      The Night of the Murdered Poets

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      He didn't work with Germany, the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact was purely a non-aggression thing.

  • @afiqdanieal1951
    @afiqdanieal1951 3 года назад +11

    "I should have stayed in medical school"
    Every doctors in a mile : "I have a bad feeling about this"

  • @ЮраСидоров-т4э
    @ЮраСидоров-т4э 2 года назад +7

    Всем американцам, кто вякает про "кровавые репрессии Сталина" не мешало бы вспомнить несколько пунктов.
    1) Кто дал избирательные права женщинам? Вы? Нет. СССР.
    2) Кто организовал интервенцию в Россию, с целью захватить территорию. Вы. А ещё Англия, Франция и Япония.
    3) Кто ОТКАЗАЛ Сталину в Антанте 2.0 против Гитлера, когда он предлогал это вам? Вы. Причем Сталин просил о мире дважды, в 1937 и 1939. Но оба раза вы его кинули.
    4) Кто с помощью Вашингтонского договора заставил Японию прекратить торговлю с Англией? Вы. Итог - Япония начала экспансию на континент, чем это кончилось спросите у Китая.
    5) Когда у вас там негры стали "людьми" официально? В 60-х ? А в России почему то еще в 19 веке...
    Ну и самое смешное. При Сталине, население ВЫРСЛО на 37млн. После Первой мировой, Гражданской войны, голода и кризиса 30х и Второй мировой (одна она унесла 26млн жизней).
    Но население выросло на 37млн. Такой вот был "тиран", да...
    К слову. За 30 лет в СССР Сталинской эпохи расстреляли 660к людей.
    США в Ираке убили 662к за 2 года.
    Но вы продолжайте смотреть весёлые мультики и верить в эту, как её там... Ах да. " Свободу и демократию". Особенно в Вьетнаме, Ливии, Ираке, Иране, Югославии, Мексике, Ливане, Панаме...

    • @MusabTekin8144
      @MusabTekin8144 Год назад

      Well the last sentence
      Then why do you support China instead of East Turkistan

    • @ЮраСидоров-т4э
      @ЮраСидоров-т4э Год назад +1

      @@MusabTekin8144 Кто "вы"?
      На 99% капиталистическая Российская Федерация, открыто заявляющая что она продолжает идеи РИ, с не СССР?
      Или русские олигархи, которым, как и американским олигархам, абсолютно плевать на тех, кто добывает им деньги?
      Кто "ВЫ" ?!

  • @hawtlava25
    @hawtlava25 3 года назад +21

    I love that Stalin irl sounds like a Mexican and this cartoon is like not.

    • @0015v
      @0015v 2 года назад

      lol

  • @BLueW340
    @BLueW340 2 года назад +4

    Stalin : I am hated hated, feared, and despised
    H1tler : Pathetic

  • @lifeofbassman7228
    @lifeofbassman7228 3 года назад +27

    0:50 & 0:09 why does forward facing Stalin's hair look like Jimmy Neutron's hair.

  • @stureremil1942
    @stureremil1942 3 года назад +16

    I did nothing wrong! They desreved it!

    • @Gg71617
      @Gg71617 3 года назад +3

      Of course stalin your not guilty

  • @michaelvillarama7584
    @michaelvillarama7584 3 года назад +6

    "Well you look a little like that Super Mario guy."
    *Finds many Stalin/Mario memes on the internet*

  • @michaelgorman9843
    @michaelgorman9843 3 года назад +14

    UK version of this show called Horrible History!

  • @taurus6392
    @taurus6392 3 года назад +7

    POV: Stalin punches everyone up, but has a panic attack when he sees tito emerging from out of the dust

  • @justin764
    @justin764 Год назад +4

    2:33 That's funny because Stalin also got rid of the majority of the Soviet Union’s medical staff because they were taught in the West.

  • @theone4782
    @theone4782 3 года назад +10

    I like stalin even more thanks to this cartoon, he is so strong and can beat the shit out of everyone.

  • @goofywill90
    @goofywill90 3 года назад +7

    Replacing one form of propaganda with another form of propaganda with a comedic twist nice

  • @evgeniblanchard675
    @evgeniblanchard675 3 года назад +51

    3:20 "when iron curtain fell down it was replaced by capitalism, democracy and hollywood movies"
    > 1990s being a decade so hortible for the russians that half of them regret stalin nowadays.
    Still a realy good episode.

    • @fidelcastro3258
      @fidelcastro3258 3 года назад +4

      i am in a nation very close to the east europe countries and after the fall of the USSR a lot of people came here. I know some people whose parents were immigrants and they all miss the Soviet Union, even knowing what Stalinism did to them.

    • @teomaninan5554
      @teomaninan5554 3 года назад +2

      @@fidelcastro3258 I have friend who ther family fleed from georgia to turkey in stalin era, they are happy here tbh.

    • @РинатОрыстаров
      @РинатОрыстаров 3 года назад +11

      @@fidelcastro3258 I was born in USSR, but my childhood was in 1990s. I will write you why I think that Stalin is great ruler of all time in comparison with 1990s
      Stalin era:
      - Economic, cultural, military development, which makes USSR one of super-states (only USA was on that level) within 20-30 years. For example: USA was independent from Britain in 1776 year. USA needed to became super-state in 1945 - 169 years.
      - We never used a slave or child labor
      - The elimination of illiteracy (on russian: ЛИКБЕЗ (ликвидация безграмотности)), which was begun by Lenin, continued Stalin and disappeared completely under him.
      - Win in the most brutal war of all times: 27million Soviet citizens was killed. Most of them: civilians. Killin our own people because of "paranoia" is a lie. Films like Enemy at the Gate, I consider it an insult to our ancestors and false western propaganda.
      - After war we rebuild our country by ourself. No one helped us. We created our own nuclear weapon, because we knew that we will become next targets after Nagasaki and Hiroshima. (For understanding: we never used it to our enemy).
      - My grandma loves Stalin. She cried on 1953, when he dies. Dont worry, she's still live. Never afraid of him.
      1990s:
      - Democritic reforms makes most of people:unemployed. Which was catalyst of divorces and suicides. Families was crushed. Mass Privatisation makes 10% of people rich. (For understanding: if you have a rich people, there must be a poor people.) (You can find a sad joke: Stalin kills 1 million, for making USSR great. Gorbachev and Elcin policies kills 30 million, for making here Democracy.)
      -Educational level goes down. Medicine, culture, military goes after.
      I wrote as briefly as I could.
      P.S.: Never study the history of the USSR from American sources. Many lies.

    • @Galahad_Du_Lac
      @Galahad_Du_Lac 3 года назад +3

      @@РинатОрыстаров Stalin killed tens of millions in death camps. The Sovs “won” WWII because the US was funneling them supplies and kept the Japanese from attacking them.

    • @invaderhydre
      @invaderhydre 3 года назад

      @@Galahad_Du_Lac I’d bet if the guy you’re responding to said “I was born and raised in Soviet Russia, and it fucking sucked” you would’ve fucking gobbled it up and told people to listen to those that had to deal with everything firsthand.
      Not saying you have to agree with him, but your reply is quippy and adds nothing except a claim to someone who gave insight to ya.

  • @foreverprime6255
    @foreverprime6255 3 года назад +4

    I had a angery fitness instructor. He would have loved Joseph Stalin. That joke was accurate.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      There is plenty of reason to love Stalin. If Stalin never held his leadership position, Russia might still be a feudal, un-industrial backwaters and conquered by foreign powers. The industrialization was necessary to build up the military in preparation for war, Stalin knew that Hitler was going to invade and thus subsequently built up his military. His policies helped to win the Great Patriotic War(WW2) such as the scorcher policy where they had purposefully burned crops so that the Fascists could not eat them. If Stalin never came to power, there might've still been a highly illiterate populous, oh they would've been literate alright IN GERMAN because the Fascists wanted to conquer Eastern Europe as they considered the "Slavic race" "inferior". Also, if Stalin had never came to power, poverty and homelessness probably would've been extremely high! Also, Stalin wasn't some genocidal dictator, he had tried to resign four times, twice close to the beginning of his leadership, and twice closer to the end. The famines were caused by droughts, floods, and agricultural sabotage from the Kulaks.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      Also, The idea of Stalin being a "mass murderer" is statistically impossible. "The Soviet population increased by one-three million every year between 1927-37 excluding 1932", "Western powers attempted to halt Soviet industrialization via the "golden blockade", accepting only grain and oil for trade", "In 1932 Soviet grain exports were lowered by 340% while imports with countries that accepted gold increased", "Kulaks killed between 20-35% of all livestock", "In parts of Southern Ukraine, up to 50% of land was uncollected due to Kulak sabotage", "The Kulaks often did not even work their own farms", "Stalin sent aid as soon as the situation was realized, in one instance he had aid sent within a day after receiving a letter from a citizen", "Thanks to collectivization, the Soviets never had another large famine after 1947", "During peacetime, Gulag mortality was 3% , roughly equivalent to the mortality rate in current American prisons", "The maximum sentence for a Gulag was 10 years.", "Gulag prisoners were often paid local market wages, compared to American prisoners who are often unpaid", "Even the CIA has admitted to the large number of prisoners released from the Gulags each year!"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      And, The CIA admitted in their document "Comments on the Change in Soviet Leadership from the Central Intelligence Agency" that the western idea of Stalin as a "dictator" was an exaggeration and misunderstanding, they had admitted that the Soviet Union featured collective leadership and that Stalin was merely the "captain of the team" as they worded it. Also, Stalin was elected three times by party members and was regulated through Democratic Centralism.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      And Here are some Paul Robeson quotes about the USSR, "Mankind has never witnessed the equal constitution of the USSR... Firstly, because of the significance it has for my people generally. Everywhere else, outside of the Soviet world, black men are an oppressed and inhumanely exploited people."
      "Why should the negroes ever fight against the only nations of the world where racial discrimination is prohibited, and where people can live freely? Never! I can assure you, they will never fight against the Soviet Union or the peoples' democracies."
      "I am truly happy that I am able to travel from time to time to the USSR, the country I love above all. I always have been, I am now, and will always be, a loyal friend of the Soviet Union."
      "If the United States and the United Nations truly want peace and security, let them fulfill the hopes of the common people everywhere - let them work together to accomplish on a worldwide scale, precisely the kind of Democratic association of free people which characterizes the Soviet Union today."

  • @ericmainez8773
    @ericmainez8773 3 года назад +2

    If this cartoon showed up now I wonder how fast it will get taking down

  • @the_certified_moron
    @the_certified_moron 3 года назад +16

    Moment you realize this man was training to become a priest

  • @coleslawperkins819
    @coleslawperkins819 3 года назад +30

    Tukhachevsky wasn't actually sent to jail. He was executed in the summer of 1937. Nikolai Yezhov (then the head of the NKVD) reported his last words were of his dedication to Stalin and Mother Russia.

    • @doskastyle
      @doskastyle 3 года назад +6

      I think even that kid movie cant say that

  • @deathgripskaraoke9351
    @deathgripskaraoke9351 3 года назад +4

    Jesus christ did Ronald fucking reagan write this?

  • @michaelsalmon9832
    @michaelsalmon9832 3 года назад +70

    oh yea when the soviet union fell russia was just great lmao everybody loved democracy and capitalism there, the 90s were a rollicking good time in russia

    • @VIRTUALHORIZON-001
      @VIRTUALHORIZON-001 3 года назад +13

      Russia was very unstable in the 90s XD

    • @canadianradiochemist4465
      @canadianradiochemist4465 3 года назад +29

      @@VIRTUALHORIZON-001 I think he's joking, but yes, the 90's were torture for the post-Soviet countries, unlike that western propaganda of how everything was great.

    • @solsol2733
      @solsol2733 3 года назад +5

      The west should have helped to transfer of power. The Soviet unions was terrible but at-least it was a system.

    • @michaelsalmon9832
      @michaelsalmon9832 3 года назад +19

      @@solsol2733 oh yea the west sure “helped” alright

    • @olegkupran5284
      @olegkupran5284 3 года назад +1

      @@michaelsalmon9832 Forgetting the debt for Lend-Lease helped. But really, why would they help.

  • @-18
    @-18 3 года назад +4

    Hey, Lincoln was a boxer.

  • @daschaos8420
    @daschaos8420 3 года назад +3

    Fun Fact: The song playing when stalin talks or something was Polyushka (or Polyushko) Polye :D, your welcome for this unasked fact

  • @Courageous91
    @Courageous91 3 года назад +11

    "I should have stayed in Medical School"
    Yeah, Stalin also got rid of all the doctors which ended up ensuring he couldn't survive the stroke that ultimately killed him

    • @logantrimble006
      @logantrimble006 2 года назад +1

      I'm not surprised, he hated everyone; even Russian citizens. And this even included the well-educated ones.

  • @jjackandbrian5624
    @jjackandbrian5624 3 года назад +2

    The guy who voices Stalin's agent also voices fry from Futurama

  • @MIAMIME
    @MIAMIME 3 года назад +3

    Hoi4 no step back leaked 4 years ago

  • @jamiemartin1434
    @jamiemartin1434 2 месяца назад +1

    Wait a second I think I remember Marshall Tukhachevsky in that death of Stalin movie with most of it taking place after his dead where he basically beats up Stalin son as his first appearance establishing moment.

  • @superpacocaalado7215
    @superpacocaalado7215 3 года назад +10

    To think that this cartoon teaches History better than my actual History teachers.
    "You don't like Stalin? Must be a white supremacist" said my communist Philosophy teacher.

    • @ЮраСидоров-т4э
      @ЮраСидоров-т4э 2 года назад +4

      Ага. Видимо он сам себя ненавидел, ведь был грузином, а не "белой расой")
      Учить историю по идиотским дешёвым мультикам эры расцвета пропоганды - даже не знаю, что может быть глупее. А нет, знаю. Учить физику и биологию на примере Тома и Джери.

    • @MusabTekin8144
      @MusabTekin8144 Год назад

      ​@@ЮраСидоров-т4э what is your point

  • @limmyk4943
    @limmyk4943 3 года назад +9

    Yeah, Tukhachevsky was an extremely good and competent general, He developed the whole Deep battle doctrine the Soviet Union use.

    • @matthewkabanuk443
      @matthewkabanuk443 3 года назад

      Exactly. Marshall Tukhachevksky was the guy who stood up and ordered modernization of the Soviet armed forces in technology and weapons. If Tukhachevsky had not done this, I can guarantee that the Red Army would have been slaughtered in WW2.

    • @thatkidfromsubway3702
      @thatkidfromsubway3702 3 года назад

      It’s important to remember that the deep battle doctrine wasn’t fully developed at the start of world war 2. While I’m sure Tukhachevsky was influential in the development I don’t think the whole of development can be put on only him. As for the red army getting slaughtered.... no. While it may have taken more lives, the Red army would have developed some form of offensive battle strategy that works.

  • @DemonicRemption
    @DemonicRemption 3 года назад +7

    "Everyone knows your an insane despot who killed millions..."
    Me:"Insane' is not the word I'd use, but go on..."

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 3 года назад +8

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff

  • @Hungeryan
    @Hungeryan 3 года назад +7

    2:55 seems like Hungary and Czechia split Slovakia amongst theirselves lol

  • @mtdeeley
    @mtdeeley 4 месяца назад +1

    The lawyer looked like Perry Mason, but sounded like Jimmy Stewart.

  • @sethhess9027
    @sethhess9027 3 года назад +5

    "Come in!"
    "I am in..."
    Idk why but that shit killed me lmao

  • @f3tsch906
    @f3tsch906 3 года назад +10

    Good detail on the name. Ioseph stalin pronunciation is correct 👍

  • @melby283
    @melby283 3 года назад +8

    When you became famous just to be in a cartoon that mocks you

  • @dangerdantheone
    @dangerdantheone 3 года назад +3

    Ending: "Im banishing you to the Shadow Realm"
    Stalin: Noooo
    Agent: Much Better

  • @pyrolee17
    @pyrolee17 3 года назад +3

    BULL! You know dang well Stalin cant take Lincoln in fight

  • @stephenholloway6893
    @stephenholloway6893 2 года назад +3

    The agent's voice is similar to how Daws Butler voiced Phil Silvers Also Miss Information looked gorgeous in her cameo. With the Perry Mason type lawyer similar voice wise to Jimmy Stewart.

  • @alexlafuots4744
    @alexlafuots4744 3 года назад +15

    - ты создал железный занавес и поработил восточную Европу.
    НАТО и США до сих пор держащие по всей Европе(и большей части мира) военные базы и контролирующие экономику и политику европейских стран, операция Гладио, операция Кондор, вторжения в страны третьего мира (Гренада, Гандурас, Ливия, Югославия, Вьетнам, и т.д) Фултонская речь Черчилля, укрывание нацистских преступников на своей территории, устранение оппонентов руками мафии, и т.д:- ну да ну да, пошли мы нахер.

    • @КотВасилий-м7н
      @КотВасилий-м7н 3 года назад +1

      Чел западная медиа так зациклена на этом, что можно их описать одним английским словом: hypocrites

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 3 года назад +2

    you look like that super mario guy.
    SEIZE THE MEANS OF MUSHROOM PRODUCTION

  • @fence03
    @fence03 3 года назад +5

    Stalin, ever thought about memes?

    • @Pa_blito
      @Pa_blito 3 года назад +5

      He would have been a really good admin of a meme page

    • @finden3362
      @finden3362 3 года назад +1

      @@Pa_blito Normal adm: please don't post memes in general
      Stalin: *Do not post memes in general*

    • @Pa_blito
      @Pa_blito 3 года назад +1

      @@finden3362 *gets banned*

  • @romeo4764
    @romeo4764 3 года назад +5

    Hail comrade Stalin

  • @culturalliberator9425
    @culturalliberator9425 3 года назад +10

    I love the idea of historical caricatures interacting with each other. It has so much potential.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      These are some of the USSR's achievements: "Eliminated homelessness", "Eliminated unemployment (for those able to work)", raised life expectancy by 65%", "raised school enrollment by 460%", "achieved full literacy ", "compared to 1913 pre-war growth levels... Industry growth was 908.8%"
      All of this is also without mentioning increased women's rights, increased rights for ethnic minorities, etc. Women, for example, had increased college enrollment, workforce, and political participation, as well as the fact that a lot had see in the military especially during the Great Patriotic War(World War Two). As well as how the Soviet Union put the Sputnik satellite in space, developed the hydrogen bomb, etc.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      "It is difficult for me to imagine what 'personal liberty' is enjoyed by an unemployed hungry person. True freedom can only be where there is no exploitation and oppression of one person by another; where there is no unemployment, and where a person is not living in fear of losing his job, his home, and his bread. Only in such a society personal and any other freedom can exist for real an not on paper." - Joseph Stalin

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      Bud, if Stalin never held his leadership position, Russia might still be a feudal, un-industrial backwaters and conquered by foreign powers. The industrialization was necessary to build up the military in preparation for war, Stalin knew that Hitler was going to invade and thus subsequently built up his military. His policies helped to win the Great Patriotic War(WW2) such as the scorcher policy where they had purposefully burned crops so that the Fascists could not eat them. If Stalin never came to power, there might've still been a highly illiterate populous, oh they would've been literate alright IN GERMAN because the Fascists wanted to conquer Eastern Europe as they considered the "Slavic race" "inferior". Also, if Stalin had never came to power, poverty and homelessness probably would've been extremely high! Also, Stalin wasn't some genocidal dictator, he had tried to resign four times, twice close to the beginning of his leadership, and twice closer to the end. The famines were caused by droughts, floods, and agricultural sabotage from the Kulaks.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      Listen, the idea of Stalin being a "mass murderer" is statistically impossible. "The Soviet population increased by one-three million every year between 1927-37 excluding 1932", "Western powers attempted to halt Soviet industrialization via the "golden blockade", accepting only grain and oil for trade", "In 1932 Soviet grain exports were lowered by 340% while imports with countries that accepted gold increased", "Kulaks killed between 20-35% of all livestock", "In parts of Southern Ukraine, up to 50% of land was uncollected due to Kulak sabotage", "The Kulaks often did not even work their own farms", "Stalin sent aid as soon as the situation was realized, in one instance he had aid sent within a day after receiving a letter from a citizen", "Thanks to collectivization, the Soviets never had another large famine after 1947", "During peacetime, Gulag mortality was 3% , roughly equivalent to the mortality rate in current American prisons", "The maximum sentence for a Gulag was 10 years.", "Gulag prisoners were often paid local market wages, compared to American prisoners who are often unpaid", "Even the CIA has admitted to the large number of prisoners released from the Gulags each year!"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      Also, The CIA admitted in their document "Comments on the Change in Soviet Leadership from the Central Intelligence Agency" that the western idea of Stalin as a "dictator" was an exaggeration and misunderstanding, they had admitted that the Soviet Union featured collective leadership and that Stalin was merely the "captain of the team" as they worded it. Also, Stalin was elected three times by party members and was regulated through Democratic Centralism.

  • @IAmDylanPowers
    @IAmDylanPowers Год назад +2

    "I ruled with an iron fist from 1923 to 1953."
    He actually came in office in 1924.

  • @regularpieler6994
    @regularpieler6994 3 года назад +8

    Слишком много критики в сторону Сталина

    • @ЮраСидоров-т4э
      @ЮраСидоров-т4э 2 года назад +1

      Ну так, при жизни сказать сыковали, зато мертвеца оскорблять - так смелые)

  • @anistates
    @anistates Месяц назад +2

    0:40 Napoleon looks like he doesn’t wanna be here anymore-

  • @TonyTonyChopper-vt2ne
    @TonyTonyChopper-vt2ne 3 года назад +3

    0:45 Yes stalin, beat them up

  • @thespacedinos4037
    @thespacedinos4037 3 года назад +1

    "WELL YOU LOOK A LITTLE BIT LIKE THAT SUPER MARIO GUY"
    so that's how they got an audience

  • @ThisChannel05
    @ThisChannel05 3 года назад +8

    I’d have learned so much if it was entertaining like this.

  • @mr.sir.
    @mr.sir. Год назад +2

    Imagine if his last client walking out of the office was Adolf- ends up in a long stare down 😂

  • @Mafon2
    @Mafon2 3 года назад +26

    1:40 - lol, if only this was true.

  • @thatfamiiiarnight3665
    @thatfamiiiarnight3665 3 года назад +22

    changed the comment so the replies make no sense

    • @canadianradiochemist4465
      @canadianradiochemist4465 3 года назад +2

      he wasn't a jerk, he was actually quite smart, but he had a mental condition (paranoia) that made him kill everyone he suspected was plotting against him, not just people that were proven to be plotting against him.

    • @tsarmikislav938
      @tsarmikislav938 3 года назад +18

      @@canadianradiochemist4465 even smart people can be jerks, you know

    • @canadianradiochemist4465
      @canadianradiochemist4465 3 года назад

      @@tsarmikislav938 yes, but my point is that he wasn't a jerk, he had a mental illness.

    • @kiboma4209
      @kiboma4209 3 года назад

      Stalin helped win the war against Germany for sure but Someone like Trotsky would done better, Trotsky for one was a strategist for the Soviets during the Revolution, not to mention Trotsky knew Germany could not be trusted and didn’t have the paranoia which would cause The USSR to lose like 90% of their best generals.

    • @canadianradiochemist4465
      @canadianradiochemist4465 3 года назад +6

      @@kiboma4209 prety much, and Lenin asked the top guys to not allow for Stalin to gain power, but he somehow did it anyway.

  • @HaDe_Twins
    @HaDe_Twins 3 года назад +3

    I don't like being made fun of...

  • @plcthelegacy4131
    @plcthelegacy4131 Год назад +1

    "I should have stayed in medical school..."
    Yeah, about that....

  • @mrgars5180
    @mrgars5180 3 года назад +23

    4:15 ww2 ends
    Axis Powers:

  • @MartianManHunter2258
    @MartianManHunter2258 2 года назад +1

    Stalin came a long way from jumping on Churchill's belly.

  • @Kurtizss
    @Kurtizss 3 года назад +4

    Stalin looks like The Political Cartoon version of Nikocado Avocado

  • @IanElsdon
    @IanElsdon 2 месяца назад +1

    As a weapon of war, it was deadly, right?

  • @PankoBreadcrumbs
    @PankoBreadcrumbs 3 года назад +6

    To paraphrase History Matters
    Stalin's enemies had a tendency of "coming down with a fatal case of being shot"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      The idea of Stalin being a "mass murderer" is statistically impossible. "The Soviet population increased by one-three million every year between 1927-37 excluding 1932", "Western powers attempted to halt Soviet industrialization via the "golden blockade", accepting only grain and oil for trade", "In 1932 Soviet grain exports were lowered by 340% while imports with countries that accepted gold increased", "Kulaks killed between 20-35% of all livestock", "In parts of Southern Ukraine, up to 50% of land was uncollected due to Kulak sabotage", "The Kulaks often did not even work their own farms", "Stalin sent aid as soon as the situation was realized, in one instance he had aid sent within a day after receiving a letter from a citizen", "Thanks to collectivization, the Soviets never had another large famine after 1947", "During peacetime, Gulag mortality was 3% , roughly equivalent to the mortality rate in current American prisons", "The maximum sentence for a Gulag was 10 years.", "Gulag prisoners were often paid local market wages, compared to American prisoners who are often unpaid", "Even the CIA has admitted to the large number of prisoners released from the Gulags each year!"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      You ain't paraphrasing shit! If Stalin never held his leadership position, Russia might still be a feudal, un-industrial backwaters and conquered by foreign powers. The industrialization was necessary to build up the military in preparation for war, Stalin knew that Hitler was going to invade and thus subsequently built up his military. His policies helped to win the Great Patriotic War(WW2) such as the scorcher policy where they had purposefully burned crops so that the Fascists could not eat them. If Stalin never came to power, there might've still been a highly illiterate populous, oh they would've been literate alright IN GERMAN because the Fascists wanted to conquer Eastern Europe as they considered the "Slavic race" "inferior". Also, if Stalin had never came to power, poverty and homelessness probably would've been extremely high! Also, Stalin wasn't some genocidal dictator, he had tried to resign four times, twice close to the beginning of his leadership, and twice closer to the end. The famines were caused by droughts, floods, and agricultural sabotage from the Kulaks.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      BUDDY!!! The CIA admitted in their document "Comments on the Change in Soviet Leadership from the Central Intelligence Agency" that the western idea of Stalin as a "dictator" was an exaggeration and misunderstanding, they had admitted that the Soviet Union featured collective leadership and that Stalin was merely the "captain of the team" as they worded it. Also, Stalin was elected three times by party members and was regulated through Democratic Centralism.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      How about we talk about some massacres of CAPITALIST nations to point out your hypocrisy, the Holocaust, The Rohingya Crisis, The Indonesian Genocide, The Central American Crisis, the Dirty War, La Matanza, El Mozote Massacre, Guatemalan Genocide, the Indigenous Cultural Genocide, etc.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 года назад

      Socialism has done many good things such as improve literacy, healthcare, education, housing, standards of living, qualities of life, increased lifespan such as in China, turned feudal backwaters into economic superpowers, won the Second World War, industrialized nations, increased rights for minorities and women, improved democracy, etc. According to the study by S Ceresto and H Waitzkin PhD called "Capitalism, Socialism, and the Physical Quality of Life" given equal levels of economic development, Socialist nations on average has higher standards of living than Capitalist nations, also, according to that same study, given equal levels of economic development, Socialist nations had higher levels of caloric intake, meaning contrary to popular belief, people in socialist nations actually eat more food than capitalist ones. Socialism has evidently greatly increased prosperity.

  • @trevorwhitham6742
    @trevorwhitham6742 Год назад +2

    Stalin was a good leader I’ve never heard anyone complain about him

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 Год назад +1

      I have trust me and i feel like its deserved since he kinda sucked

    • @UmQasaann
      @UmQasaann Год назад

      ​@@victorlolxd7347If it wasn't for Stalin and the Red Army you would have been speaking German. Lol

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 Год назад +1

      @@UmQasaannremember all of the deaths He caused? And the island experiment? And the starvation of the ukrainians?

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 Год назад +1

      ​@@victorlolxd7347He didn't cause those things. At least not directly. Those were a result of mismanagement within the communist party which were caused by tensions from Nazi Germany.

  • @sergeomiller4267
    @sergeomiller4267 3 года назад +4

    Hoi4 No step back in a nutshell

  • @static3694
    @static3694 2 года назад +1

    “Yeah, People like those things over oppression torture and terror!”
    Someone hasn’t been to Eastern Europe lately, Possibly not even the rest of the world lol