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what the fuckery button
@@stanloona8953 its spyware dont-
Audible gasped when she added sugar to the UTI punch bowl. What the hell is even ever that 😭😭
That’s one way to ruin UTI punch 😞
The sugar isn’t even gonna be dissolved….who doesn’t want crunchy, grainy punch? 😍
@@waffles658me, i eat my liquids and drink my solids
She put so much ✋😭😭😭
I don’t even KNOW UTI punch😟
How convenient of you, I just sat down with a meal
Hopefully yours wasn't too zany 😅
Ham potato milk pie?
My favorite, but add crab lump meat.
Me too, in fact
ive been binge watching his videos while snacking on random foods
Those aren't crab legs, the bag clearly says "imitation crab," so it's basically the least salable catch that they bring in, ground up into a fine paste, mixed with a binding agent, rolled out into thin sheets and then the sheets are rolled up into cylinders and and the cylinders are airbrushed with red food coloring only on one side.
this ruined most sushi for me, but im glad you described how gross it actually is
@@truthfuln00dle I used to like to unroll the crab sheets.
@alanhorton7300 oh same.
especially as a kid
It's might be trash but it's my junk food of choice
Hot take: Imitation Crab is crab without the nasty ass fish flavor
Baptising a baby with cheese sounds like a tradition we should all start.
A hood traditional iirc
But what cheese should be used to baptise the baby?
Mozzarella?
Cheddar?
Wensleydale?
@@Dinosaurman34cheddar? I hardly know her
@@Dinosaurman34 The hole-ier the cheese, the better
@@Dinosaurman34 "Wallace from Wallace and Gromit being baptized in a large pot of Wensleydale cheese" ai image prompt lmao
“serve to your husband”nah your gonna serve for a divorce with that slop😭
And also a tremendous Twitter thread created by her ex-husband
Why is she producing masses of food. Does she have a family of 50? Does she have a bunch of children in her basement? Why do the children love hotdogs so much?
I have more questions than answers thank you issac my day is ruined.
She's throwing it out
@@babyJes444 and then probably ordering or making normal food.
@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTakenfr
@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTakenfrr
It's fetish content
bro i DIED when alexa started going into the history of washyoursister sauce
I’m calling it that from now on.
3:38 « It’s like trying to find crab lump meat in a hay stack » -Isaac 2024
Deeep
Who said you could quote that?
@@ItalianBach it might seem crazy what im bout to say
Issac says “Hormel” over and over in an American accent is SENDING ME
what american says "WHORe-mel"
@@someonessidechannel1485 insane
The fact he mocked it, even though it’s actual somewhat good, is stupid. I also noticed he refused to learn what Worcester sauce was despite asking Alexa, instead choosing to tell her to shut up when she was explaining it.
What the fuckery button🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️
thats cool, but try to guess my aura
@@typoecro below 0
@@SaffiestTanko+100000 aura for you
@@cominmusicenjoier924 indeed
You know the food's bad when even a British person has a problem with it
We have the best food and we took over half the world and helped loads of country’s
@@Letsplayggz Dawg you lost to a bunch of hillbillies pipedown with that
"What is a crab leg?" The leg of a crab brother.
Well, these packaged “crab legs” are actually starch and fish paste most of the time. So, yeah.
@@RodrigoCML7 "so, yeah" 🤓
yeah only it isn't
The things she used aren't even crab legs
@@jesusramirezromo2037 yall all don't think I know that it's imitation crab meat
Her saying “ you gotta try it “ is not only annoying but it makes me not wanna try it even more 😭LOL !!!
Bach,
This is a formal request for you to bathe in cottage cheese. Give the people what they want.
Yours truly,
theEdgemaster1.0
I for one completely agree with this statement
Me too this would make a great video
Honestly youre saying what were all thinking
what the freak! thats exactly what i thought
the name makes it ten times better
'washer sister sauce'🤓 IM DYING
Timestamp?
shes perpetuating all the worst american stereotypes
It would be hilarious if she wound up being Canadian
she has so much canned and processed food in her kitchen that she could perfectly survive an apocalypse i swear🤧
With her cooking she will be the reason for an apocalypse
the "drink" was ALL juice why did she need to add a pound of sugar 😭
FRRR
The fact WILLAM has had her comment read by Italian daddy feels like a crossover of worlds haha
"He has risen"...the dark lord appears in many forms, I suppose.
“im easy if i see a fish tank full of punch” - Isaac 2024
pulling the drain in the sink drink was crazy 💀
FRR
with the jesus smorgasbord she really missed the opportunity to put bread and wine on it
The way she pronounces smorgasbord, completely butchers the pronunciation
It's not children friendly then😭
@@mif_sovremennostybread and grape juice
"Now add whatever kind of crab legs you like."
*Adds imitation crab* (That ain't crab legs, Ma'am.)
Hey! Imitation crab legs has 100% of the words in crab legs so it’s the same thing!
she immediately pulled out the imitation crab meat 💀💀💀
I hope i dont have to hear "you gotta try it!" Ever. Again.
the only channel where i’m happy to listen to sponsors
"what are even they?" - ItalianBach
“That’s sea milk…oh damn” 😂😂
11:34 about 5 years left max and all I can hear is “wake tha FACK UP!!!” Ready, get sick, DIE! 😂
The giggling and kicking legs is me during this entire video
goes for a pee break and instantly grabs his phone... we all know you were going in there to secretly watch Kay's cooking and remember what *good* cooking is😒
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I feel like she just finds the cheapest, about to expire crap, and freestyles this on the spot. That way she’s making more money than spending
Nah that was imitation crab. It's ground up pollock fish binded together.
Seriously if fruit juice in a sink is your idea of a party, Jesus and me ain't showing up.......Where's the vodka
Wine too
5 ibuprofen 2 garlic Try my recipe boy
just burped and cackled at the same time 😭
Boy??? 😭😭😭
@@noelloveslemmons 5 ibuprofen 2 garlic Try my recipe boy
I think about that picture so often
goro akechi pfp spotted📸
at 14:13 I love how she lets us know its unsweetened then adds ten times the sugar it would have if it was sweetened
"umm...you're a poet John" idk why that had me dying 😭
Isaac would get it over the kitchen sink
"What is a crab leg?" Exactly what it sounds like my dude
like do british ppl seriously not eat crab?? that's wild to me that's such a standard seafood
@@morganshryock4847 as we know, british people don't eat good food
@morganshryock4847 I think he's confused on the imitation crab meat. They probably don't have that because he said that did not look like actual crab leg
It’s not crab meat and in Britain they’re not allowed to lie about the ingredients, they’re called seafood sticks and it’s made from surimi fellas 💚
Sure but what he saw was not crab legs
“Don’t give her any ideas” I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂
The Alexa going on about worchestershire sauce hahaha !
Had me laughing loud + laughing at the thought of her carrying on talking about its history haha !
THE CLASSIC CHEESE CROSS, HE IS RISEN COMBO BOARD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:30 we will never let you live that down Isaac.
All unite in remembrance.
when she turned the water on, i lost it
4:00 why did I think this woman said
“Top with your favorite Jesus” 💀💀
honestly I know I'd go feral for one of those hotdogs or that sausage potion thing coming home drunk after a night out.
Fish tank is gonna end up with everyone’s hand sweat and dead skin cells in if everyone is scooping with a cup for a drink
That was definitely imitation crab meat (the red one). I still like it, but real crab meat is nicer.
There was too much water in that. Just cook the spaghetti first and don't use all that water.
I didn’t think the first one was too too bad, but everything that followed truly had me shooketh
6:57 THE WATER WAS STEAMING
That spaghetti wasn't fully cooked. It wasn't even al dente.
Yet there was still loads of water still in the tray 🤢🤢🤢
7:27 vitamin C? More like Vitamin C-ink
Washtashasa sauce haha
As a resident of worcestershire i giggle like a school girl every time i hear someone pronounce it wrong
I have a UTI rn might need to try the epic sink drink
"Its like trying to find crab lump meat in a- in a hay stack. nice quote that" -Isaac 2024
Should’ve made a little baby Jesus out of little baby cheeses
Underrated
Cheesus.
14:00
under the sea themed fruit punch sure is living up to its name.
*IT LOOKS LIKE A POLLUTED SEA* 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️
I'm ashamed of the country of my birth for encouraging people to do these terrible things
The ''crab leg" she put in was artificial crab 💀💀💀
watching a briish man become desensitized to shockingly bad insta chefs was not on my bingo card today
Alternate title: Making processed dog food
even dog that was not eating for month won't eat it
13:01 her saying all this shi and the condom-mints shi with that same voice made me laugh the f up (I couldn’t swear I got a warning to keep my comment respectful)
That’s such a waste of perfectly good food 😭 bc you know to well they ain’t eating that 💀
Powdered cinnamon and crystalized sugar in cold water is going to be clumpy and undissolved
0:05 excuse me? 😭
Felt all my arteries and veins clogging up from watching this💀
13:17 Kronos would do that. (Greek mythology, but I’m a Percy Jackson fan)
Going through a breakup and seeing that you posted made my day better 😊
The Easter charcuterie board looks fine tbf. I'd scran that
'she wouldn't be allowed out in the streets...she'd be in a dungeon'
4:15 this coulda been salvageable if she just let it broil for 10 minutes and then sit for like, 5. 🙃
This woman is Eddie Abbew’s worst nightmare.
Why did I react the same exact way to the corn? It somehow was the most shocking thing to add next
I'm imaging some creepy pasta story in which the protagonist has to eat all of that stuff and the creature goes "you gotta TRYYY IT!!!" all the time.
3:23 I personally think it’s rage bait. They know if they do that, some people will get mad and spam the comments with “YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BREAK THE SPAGHETTI”. Especially if they do it aggressively like that, because then they also get engagement from those people that go “Why was that so ✨agressive✨??🤣🤣🤓”. That’s just my opinion tho and there could be other reasons. I just notice people constantly falling for engagement bait like that, where something so, so obviously staged for people to comment on and it STILL manages to trick droves of people.
"okay you've lost me...sorry" is me at the beginning of all of them
Not sure if anyone had already told you this. But the ‘Crab Legs’ that she uses are not technically really made out of crab. They are actually Called Surumi I think?
Because I think real Crab is super expensive, this is what they use. When you think of Subway sandwiches, quick Crab Leg Salads, Nigiri Crab leg Sushi and Hot pots, this is what they have in them. Well, they might have a little percentage of Crab mixed into them. But it’s mostly a ‘Fish Cake’ if anything. think like, those swirly fish cakes you traditionally find in ramen dishes that’s kind of the consistency and similar flavour.
9:20 this randomly reminded me when I was in religious studies and accidentally called Jesus Christ cheez-it rice
I’m going to be honestly I subscribed because of the way you spoke and reading the comment from 4:55 made me feel some type of way 🙈. Anyways will support your channel now lol.
Where. Is. The. Seasoning?! I audibly gasped when she grabbed that watery pasta!
9:05 the chocolate bunny lookin a little traumatized
First time on this channel and first time seeing this woman's...food. I love food, cooking and eating! There are some meals that are comforting either because of being filling when I haven't had much money (pasta, tonnes of butter and shredded cheese, and salt!) OR comforting because delicious, filling and cheap (red lentils, bag of frozen mixed vegies, curry powder). But I wouldn't video myself promoting these meals. Also, punch out of a sink is just gross.
that was the calmest reaction to broken spaghetti ive ever seen
12:07 not the washed ur sister sauce😭
Bach is officially a white fox gal
That kitchen sink drink is just a diabetes speed run 😭
pretty sure them "crab legs" are just seafood sticks lol
10:55 bro thinks he's Malachi from south London 😂
oh my damn
I am so glad I found this channel on my fyp
i love how i have to pause the vid to drink so that i dont spit out my water
I understand everything is technically edible and she uses genuine ingredients that could be used to make a real recipe - but fuck me… what’s the obsession with one pot cooking.
Then the drink prep in the kitchen sink is so so grim.
Her poor friends and family.
14:46
Bladders:That's it we are shutting down
Wait till he sees the couple that filled a toilet bowl with fruit punch, ice cream, and toilet water and gave it to their unsuspecting guests 💀
I imagine her taking a "clean" vacuum and sucking up each ingredient with a horrible noise, then flopping a finished meatloaf from the dust bin into a pan.
I love cals little messages
at 8:21 i thought it said "hell has risen" cause of how shitty that looks
Loving the consistency mate 👌🏼
i need to order food to watch this
im sorry but why is nobody talking about his editor HE'S AWESOME