WAIT I'M ACTUALLY COOKING. OMG I'M FUCKIN' COOKING BRUV. NO FAKKIN WAY BRUV HE'S IN THE KITCHEN HE'S IN THE FUCKIN MASTERCHEF UK KITCHEN BRUV - Zy0x 2024
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer.
While little socks and I were lounging about in Mr Aboba's backyard we spotted a fledgling Zlorp , it was very tiny , it didn't even have all of it's hair
Honkai Impact 3rd tweeting "Hi~ Did you miss me?" with the announcement of a free Elysia in HI3 was a little bit much for us HI3 players. I know this was the point, but felt ACTUALLY like she was directly speaking to us.
Having too many options can be very daunting, especially since when the teapot first released there was such a tiny load limit and so much space to fill. As someone who also likes this kind of gameplay I tried several times to do something in my teapot realms, but everytime I'd face limitations and get tired of doing it. Honestly I'm looking forward to the HSR version
ig hsr was taking notes from genshin's anniversary lol, both the 5.0 genshin livestream and the hsr 2.7 livestream weren't THAT impactful but dumped a lot of stuff so people were hyped up anyway, the free 5* selector isn't insane because even the best characters from standard banner aren't as viable today because of newer units (yunli is straight up a clara upgrade and instead of bronya people nowadays play sparkle or more importantly robin), but it's still hype because it's not every day that they give away this stuff
I think himeko would be the best option, her cons are pretty good+ she’s the one of the best character for the pf. Gepard power crept by aventurine, bronya is still good but not metabreaking, other than that it isn’t that good.
himeko, welt(niche) and bronya are still very strong characters, every other character is playable, especially if you are new player. Even YANKING, yes. Tbf I don’t need new relics system that much, but I’m glad some people with dogshit luck can be happy now 😅
Okay, im getting so well fed. So i use lightning only, so that is. Acheron rn, Jing Yuan, and rate up Tingyun next patch + Bailu ediolon and then Alegea path after.
this man still has not done the feixiao quest. it's truly impressive to see how tough it is for him to start a quest. even when new characters release that need the new boss materials, he still isn't motivated enough lmao
Chatters be like: Feature in Genshin: "om took them 4 years lmao invent a time machine" Same feature in HSR: "Genshin could never" Can someone make this make sense?
because they couldn't, both hsr and zzz have more QOL than genshin. genshin lack of features are inevitable ,cause they're trying to balanced out players around these 3 games. nobody will play hsr/zzz if they don't have improvements or those game modes that genshin heavily needed, it is what it is.
@@jessquiatchon2204 Do you have a time machine? Because Genshin released first, all features that get added to both games around the same date, will be further away from release for Genshin than HSR by definiton. There is only 2 ways for Genshin to be better in this nonsense metric: 1. Hsr doesn't add the same feature for over 2 years. 2. Hoyo invents a time machine. Comparing how far from launch things get added is nonsense, because it is a comparison that HSR wins by default.
Hell no this banners are here to attack me wtf I skipped acheron for sunday which already was hard and now im also going to have to pass on jinyuan and firefly for him too because they both happened to rerun at the same time😭😭
You know that some people: 1. Just don’t know what genshin is 2. Just trolling 3. Genshin Could never OMEGALUL Genshin players were doomposting hsr before release, cause its turn based and not open world, so are you really asking here, why people are saying stupid things? (Again, if this is not an obvious trolling) P.s it’s not exactly the same tho + subs reroll. So pretty justified, I find it funny to bully genshin sometimes, you people are overreacting
Sunday ain’t even out, yet top tier analytics are at it again. Topaz is shit btw guys, Acheron is unplayable without sig, boothill is worse firefly, fexiao weaker than ratio, robin is a worse ruan mei, blade is broken, and the list goes on…
its not like sparkle was top tier harmony to begin with, she is still a side grade to bronya and is just worse compared to bronya when paired with robin. Her buffs arent as strong as bronya's as well, she is just a comfy and easy character to use.
@@generalmississippi5204it’s not a rage bait, people were seriously writing this shit, and it’s not even 50% of all the shit I’ve read 💀, it ain’t me saying all that.
Bro called himeko and bronya “the worst five stars in the game”. Truly a cope of all time. It’s not even considering that other choices are not bad, esp for new players
ngl, those 5 stars are nothing to get excited about these days, they all kinda suck. Now the new characters in 3.0 on the other hand are fire, they all look amazing!
If you are old player or just unlucky, grabbing a Bronya/himeko (eidolon) is great. And no way himeko or bronya is “kinda suck”. All others are at least mid
@@broiscapping making stupid statement to counter another one does not make you smart 💀 I’m clearing with Seele, JY, and sometimes hook every at-least-not-shit encounters from 1.0 till this point with 0 eidolons. And even blade is great with jade. So no, “powercreep” is an just excuse for skill issue, or an opportunity for a clueless genshin player to slander the game for no reason.
@@broiscapping if you cant clear endgame content with 1.X units with no eidolons that is definitely a you issue lol. Dont lump it into a general issue, just say youre shit and move on.
doesnt this guy only play genshin now anyways....? claims he wants more end game content, better QOL, more in depth play styles and games like HSR, WW and ZZZ bring that to the table and he still chooses to only play genshin.
because he likes genshin? let him play what he wants lol. He said he want all those things in genshin not in other games. HSR is also boring asf lol auto battle game.
@@ziodyne7774 hsr is boring and pay to win lol cry about it genshin better. Have an endgame but requires like 10 different dps lol. In genshin you can clear anything if you have 2 teams built and that's it. HSR doesn't even require skill lol it's just a time consuming game and just spent a lot of money to get OP characters. I f you have insane team, it doesn't even matter if your iq is negative 9 you still beat everything with auto battle.
@@crownclown5194 I never said genshin is a 10/10 game. I'm just saying that HSR sucks lol too bad people like you have no brain to think about it you just play whatever people say good lol.
Why bro a fly in the first seconds 💀💀💀😂😂😂
☠️☠️☠️
sunday 🫸🫷🫸🫷🫸🫷
No way actual timestamps
Actually NOWAYING
They definitely **railed** us with a bunch of surprises on this special program
For like 40 minutes long
HUH
WAIT I'M ACTUALLY COOKING. OMG I'M FUCKIN' COOKING BRUV. NO FAKKIN WAY BRUV HE'S IN THE KITCHEN HE'S IN THE FUCKIN MASTERCHEF UK KITCHEN BRUV
- Zy0x 2024
0:01 housefly when im eating outside:
zyox saying "i thought your neck-" when fugue is on screen is the equivalent to saying "booba sword" if raiden is on the screen
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer.
While little socks and I were lounging about in Mr Aboba's backyard we spotted a fledgling Zlorp , it was very tiny , it didn't even have all of it's hair
Wait I didn’t even notice that THE BIG HERTA was talking to THEM…
amphoreous THE FLAMECHASE ARC is going to be CRAZY
FLAMECHASERS?! OMG PEAK
i think there is also 13 of them wiwwwwwwwwiiii
41:59 I HAVE TOO MUCH WORDS OMG I FEEL LIKE OUR IMAGINARY PARENTS LOVE US (cause real dont)
19:21 SO BASED, aventurine supremacy!!!!
28:00 SAME I'M SO HYPED
31:53 LMFAOOOOO
HSR FR LOVES US
Mirai goated for editing this fast. hope he lets u out of the basement some time soon
I’m so cooked desperately wanting every character on the 2.7 and 3.0 banners and only having 20 warps
0:56 oh a little FLAMES🔥‼️
we charmoning the dove with this one!
Honkai Impact 3rd tweeting "Hi~ Did you miss me?" with the announcement of a free Elysia in HI3 was a little bit much for us HI3 players. I know this was the point, but felt ACTUALLY like she was directly speaking to us.
Mirai the goat for this one 🔥
I never touched the teapot in Genshin but I literally spent hours arranging my base in Arknights… I’m scared for this new decor room mode
Having too many options can be very daunting, especially since when the teapot first released there was such a tiny load limit and so much space to fill. As someone who also likes this kind of gameplay I tried several times to do something in my teapot realms, but everytime I'd face limitations and get tired of doing it.
Honestly I'm looking forward to the HSR version
arknights player spotted
ELYSIA IS BACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
wow i love when i watch the actual stream,then the vod, then thus video very AbobaTa!
Put the fries in the bag Lil bro
19:10 goldfishes actually have very good memory btw
0:56 Or a little FLAME?
Burnice~Burnice~Burnice~Burnice~Burnice~Burnice~Go~Go~
ig hsr was taking notes from genshin's anniversary lol, both the 5.0 genshin livestream and the hsr 2.7 livestream weren't THAT impactful but dumped a lot of stuff so people were hyped up anyway, the free 5* selector isn't insane because even the best characters from standard banner aren't as viable today because of newer units (yunli is straight up a clara upgrade and instead of bronya people nowadays play sparkle or more importantly robin), but it's still hype because it's not every day that they give away this stuff
I think himeko would be the best option, her cons are pretty good+ she’s the one of the best character for the pf. Gepard power crept by aventurine, bronya is still good but not metabreaking, other than that it isn’t that good.
himeko, welt(niche) and bronya are still very strong characters, every other character is playable, especially if you are new player. Even YANKING, yes. Tbf I don’t need new relics system that much, but I’m glad some people with dogshit luck can be happy now 😅
Bronya is ok
23:50 PLAYABLE KEBIN FINALLY (pun intented)
I'll predict this now. Were getting more summoners.
Here before the sentence "GCN" starts dropping
Okay, im getting so well fed. So i use lightning only, so that is. Acheron rn, Jing Yuan, and rate up Tingyun next patch + Bailu ediolon and then Alegea path after.
this man still has not done the feixiao quest. it's truly impressive to see how tough it is for him to start a quest.
even when new characters release that need the new boss materials, he still isn't motivated enough lmao
Peak patch
41:04 i have no words
Nice bronya or e2 for my main yanqing. :3
NOOOOOOOO I DON"T WANT SUNDAY BUT QQ IS ON HIS BANNER
not the burnice reference at 0:55 at least i think?
What can I get for you? A drink? Some snacks? Or a little flames!
SUNDAY UWAHHHH
20:33 "Am i gonna die ?" :D
Chatters be like:
Feature in Genshin: "om took them 4 years lmao invent a time machine"
Same feature in HSR: "Genshin could never"
Can someone make this make sense?
because they couldn't, both hsr and zzz have more QOL than genshin. genshin lack of features are inevitable ,cause they're trying to balanced out players around these 3 games. nobody will play hsr/zzz if they don't have improvements or those game modes that genshin heavily needed, it is what it is.
They are just obsessed with genshin, can't even think of anything else when they're watching a hsr related content 😂
It’s like that could be different people saying that shit 😮
Because the features HSR got came earlier than Genshin in comparison to their release dates. So yeah.. it could never.
@@jessquiatchon2204 Do you have a time machine? Because Genshin released first, all features that get added to both games around the same date, will be further away from release for Genshin than HSR by definiton. There is only 2 ways for Genshin to be better in this nonsense metric:
1. Hsr doesn't add the same feature for over 2 years.
2. Hoyo invents a time machine.
Comparing how far from launch things get added is nonsense, because it is a comparison that HSR wins by default.
chills
WAS HERTA TALING TO THE EON
yup, to Nous
glorp
1 second ago is crazy am I cooked
4:10
Bro thinks he's on the team
how much fucking buffs does jing yuan need omg can we get 1 Blade support ICANT NOWAYING
time to become an actual gaming degen in 2.7 🗿
skibidi
The most original comment on a zyox vid
MODS
Bro is still not playing hsr ‼️
Bench game Zy0x
not talking about honkai but remember you said to neuvillette "yes sir"
You cooked
PEAK RAIL
i want to point out that sunday says 'ear feathers' so those things are literally his ears???
Hell no this banners are here to attack me wtf
I skipped acheron for sunday which already was hard and now im also going to have to pass on jinyuan and firefly for him too because they both happened to rerun at the same time😭😭
Bro thinks he’s on the team by opening the game ones in a month 😂
wait "beatified"?! man they forgot the u om
So weird how people are praising hsr with the artifact substat selector but genshin gets shit on when its the EXACT same.
i think it's more on the sub stat reroll thing, correct me if i'm wrong but in Genshin you cant reroll where the extra sub stat points go towards
Some people don't have enough br@in cells to comprehend stuff like that. The just want to hate and being miserable
before u guys being stupid right here, go read the hsr developer radio.
You know that some people:
1. Just don’t know what genshin is
2. Just trolling
3. Genshin Could never OMEGALUL
Genshin players were doomposting hsr before release, cause its turn based and not open world, so are you really asking here, why people are saying stupid things? (Again, if this is not an obvious trolling)
P.s it’s not exactly the same tho + subs reroll. So pretty justified, I find it funny to bully genshin sometimes, you people are overreacting
Did you forget the reroll?
Sparkle got powercrept after what 7 months ... Amazing Harmony character btw..
Everyone is getting powercreep at some point, new region will probably powercreep firefly, acheron
Sunday ain’t even out, yet top tier analytics are at it again. Topaz is shit btw guys, Acheron is unplayable without sig, boothill is worse firefly, fexiao weaker than ratio, robin is a worse ruan mei, blade is broken, and the list goes on…
@@ziodyne7774 Peak rage bait i actually did fall for it
its not like sparkle was top tier harmony to begin with, she is still a side grade to bronya and is just worse compared to bronya when paired with robin. Her buffs arent as strong as bronya's as well, she is just a comfy and easy character to use.
@@generalmississippi5204it’s not a rage bait, people were seriously writing this shit, and it’s not even 50% of all the shit I’ve read 💀, it ain’t me saying all that.
is hsr worth getting into???
If u like turn based
Yes! Especially now.
Just try it, and I suggest to do that every time, instead of asking someone, cause many people have different opinions, and you can miss out on a gem.
I'm a genshin player who recently started playing for real and honestly the lore and quests are much more interesting
Why do people say stfu in chat? I dont get it.
Why am i even watching this guy yap, i don‘t even play sTAr rail anymore
Honkai star rail works fast but mirai works faster
chatter get censored? oh I’m so sorry chat you guys deserved a better streamer
I like how they let you chose beetwen the worst five stars in the game, truly a choice of all time om
Bro called himeko and bronya “the worst five stars in the game”. Truly a cope of all time. It’s not even considering that other choices are not bad, esp for new players
Bro really called Bronya and Himeko "worst".
this has to be ragebait 😭😭
ta tuh
I need something or someone to be based off of Artemis and Apollo, plzzzzzzzzzz😭😭
🤘👁️n👁️💧
Also, Fu Xuan reincarnated! yuh
I stopped playing after Firefly released, can someone explain why Zy0x hates break now? I thought it was a dope new dmg mechanic
It's OP
He hates things getting shoved in his face ig
Cause he thinks it’s op (it’s not). Well compared to dot or Blade maybe, but I think he’s overreacting
suntay
"Genshin could never" bro genshin literally did this 💀
ngl, those 5 stars are nothing to get excited about these days, they all kinda suck.
Now the new characters in 3.0 on the other hand are fire, they all look amazing!
At least I can claim my Clara to complete the standard 5 star roster
If you are old player or just unlucky, grabbing a Bronya/himeko (eidolon) is great. And no way himeko or bronya is “kinda suck”. All others are at least mid
GENSHIN COULD NEVER
yeah genshin could never to have such powercreep as star rail. clearing with 1.x unit without 5 star eidolons, star rail could never :)
Someone is obsessed with genshin
@@broiscapping making stupid statement to counter another one does not make you smart 💀 I’m clearing with Seele, JY, and sometimes hook every at-least-not-shit encounters from 1.0 till this point with 0 eidolons. And even blade is great with jade. So no, “powercreep” is an just excuse for skill issue, or an opportunity for a clueless genshin player to slander the game for no reason.
@@ziodyne7774 pay to win game lol
@@broiscapping if you cant clear endgame content with 1.X units with no eidolons that is definitely a you issue lol. Dont lump it into a general issue, just say youre shit and move on.
Random thumbnail lmao
doesnt this guy only play genshin now anyways....? claims he wants more end game content, better QOL, more in depth play styles and games like HSR, WW and ZZZ bring that to the table and he still chooses to only play genshin.
because he likes genshin? let him play what he wants lol. He said he want all those things in genshin not in other games. HSR is also boring asf lol auto battle game.
@@yalocaldex I suggest you to get better at master baiting, although you are right about letting zyonix play what he want, even if it’s shit
@@ziodyne7774 hsr is boring and pay to win lol cry about it genshin better. Have an endgame but requires like 10 different dps lol. In genshin you can clear anything if you have 2 teams built and that's it. HSR doesn't even require skill lol it's just a time consuming game and just spent a lot of money to get OP characters. I f you have insane team, it doesn't even matter if your iq is negative 9 you still beat everything with auto battle.
@@yalocaldex Bros trying so hard to make Genshin look like a 10/10 game while crying like a child
@@crownclown5194 I never said genshin is a 10/10 game. I'm just saying that HSR sucks lol too bad people like you have no brain to think about it you just play whatever people say good lol.
Does bro even play this game💀
Zenless Zone Zy0x
he thinks we don’t know he doesn’t play this game 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🫵🫵