WAIT I'M ACTUALLY COOKING. OMG I'M FUCKIN' COOKING BRUV. NO FAKKIN WAY BRUV HE'S IN THE KITCHEN HE'S IN THE FUCKIN MASTERCHEF UK KITCHEN BRUV - Zy0x 2024
from the screen📺 to the ring🥊😎 to the pen✍️🥵 to the king 🤴😩 where’s my crown👑 that’s my bling🤑💍 always drama when I ring 🤕😱 see I 🫵believe that if I 👈 see👀 it in my heart❤️ crash through the ceiling💥 because I’m 👈 reaching for the stars✨🌌🤩
One day, following dinner, my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard. A little Charmony Dove, all on it's lonesome, was gravely injured. We thought to nurse it back to health, building it a cage and everything. What happened once it was better?
One night after munching on some dank noms, my lil’ sis and I were straight vibin’ in Mr. Goated Wood’s backyard, when we scoped a lowkey Charmony Dove all lonely AF. That baby bird was mad mid, missing all its drip, and couldn’t even rizz for its life. When we found it, it was already on its L, having yeeted into a shrub - probably ghosted by its fam squad. We were like, “Bet, we stan this bird right now!” But fr, that winter was next level sus, with cringe winds buggin’ us at night in the yard, plus all the sus bugs and based Amogus creepin’ around... It was clear that if we let the fledgling cook, there was zero chance for a glow-up. So, I was like, “Let’s take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and ask the oomfs to F in the chat.” We decided that once it flexed its strength enough, we’d let it touch some grass. The oof moment - something we never even considered - was that this NPC’s fate was already lit, cooked long before this moment... Its destiny was caught in 4K, no cap. Now, I’m handing over the clout to y’all. Faced with this L+Ratio situation, what you gonna do? Stick to the delulu plan and cope where Charmony Dove took the L? Or cagemaxx and stan it, giving it the bussin care from the boujee vibes of home? Slide into the comments with your hot takes
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Superbreak. I try to play Blade. Superbreak deals more damage. I try to play Jingliu. Superbreak deals more damage. I try to play Acheron. Superbreak deals more damage. I want to play Boothill. His best team is Superbreak. I want to play Gallagher, Firefly. Their best team is Superbreak. It grabs me by the throat. I farm for it. I roll for it. I give it the 250% break effect. It isn't satisfied. I pull Ruan Mei. "I don't need this much break" It tells me. "Give me more turns per cycle." It grabs Harmony Trailblazer and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with 300% Break Effect." I can't roll for 300% Break Effect, I don't have enough fodder. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Firefly. She says "I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, superbreak damage. What a cruel world.
dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer
Sister I Gopher Wood’s yard fledgling charmony dove baby bird tiny didn’t have feathers couldn’t sing last breath abandoned we build nest winter wind bugs beasts no surviving take inside cage would release
One ☝️ day ☀️, after ⏱️ dinner 🍽, while ⌛️ my 🫵 younger 🧒 sister 🦢 and I 📆 were lounging 🥱 about in Mr. Gopher 🦫 Wood’s 🪵 yard 📏, we 🦢📆 spotted 🐆 a fledgling 🐣 Charmony 🎶 Dove 🕊 all 🕵️♂️ on its own 😔. That baby 👶 bird 🕊 was tiny 🐥, it didn’t even ❌ have all 🔄 of its feathers 🪶, and it couldn’t sing 🎶. When we found 🧐 it, it was already ⚠️ on its last 😢 breath 💨, having fallen ⬇️ into a shrub 🌳- probably 🤔 abandoned 🏃♂️ by its parents 👨👩👧. We decided 💡 to build 🏗 a nest 🪺 for it right 🕰 there and then ⌚️. However 🛑, thinking 💭 back 🕰, that winter ❄️ was unusually ⛔️ cold 🥶, with fierce 🐯 winds 🌬 at night 🌙 in the yard 🏡, not to mention 🗣 the many 🍀 poisonous ☠️ bugs 🦟 and wild 🐗 beasts 🐻 in the vicinity 📍... It was clear 🧐 that if we left 🚶♂️ the fledgling 🐣 in the yard 🌳, it stood 🚫 no chance 🎰 of surviving 💀 until spring 🌼. So 🌐, I suggested 💬 we take 🛐 it inside 🏠, place 🛋 it on the shelf 🗄 by the window 🪟, and asked 🫵 the adults 👨👩👧 to fashion 🧵 a cage 🦜 for it. We decided 🧠 that when it regained 💪 its strength 🦾 enough to spread 👐 its wings 🪽, we would release 🏃 it back 🔙 into the wild 🌳. The tragic 😢 part - something 🧠 that we’d never ❌ considered 🤔- was that this bird 🕊’s fate 🎭 had already ⚠️ been determined 📝 long 🕰 before 🕛 this moment 🔴... Its destiny 🔮 was determined 🗣 by our momentary ⏳ whim 🌬. Now 🕰, I pass 🎁 the power 💪 of choice ⚖️ to you all 🫵. Faced with this situation 🚨, what choice ⚖️ would you make 🤔? Stick to 🖇 the original 🏁 plan 🗺, and build 🛠 a nest 🪺 with soft 💫 net 🎣 where the Charmony 🎶 Dove 🕊 fell ⬇️? Or build 🏗 a cage 🦜 for it, and feed 🍽 it, giving 👐 it the utmost 🏆 care 🫂 from within 🔄 the warmth 🔥 of a home 🏠? I eagerly ⏳ await ⏱️ your answer 🗣.
An Ode to Lament: resent rubber cement camping tent periodic event economic rent vice president to a great extent stochastic radiant descent breach of trust with fraudulent intent live laugh lament 🔥
Can someone please make a video where in the left ear it’s Sunday talking about the Charmony Dove and in the right ear it’s that damn banana song that played during the code? I want to min max going insane speedrun any%
MODS, 🧍♀️FIND HIS LOCATION 🫵 THEN- DON'T DOX THEM 😦 DON'T DO THAT ❌ THEN GO THERE 🏃♀️ TAKE THEIR PILLOW RIGHT 🛌 REMOVE THE PILLOW CASE😮 PUT ON A NEW ONE THAT'S A BIT LESS COMFY 😨 AND THEN MAKE SURE IT'S WARM 😳 PUT A HEATER UNDER THE PILLOW 🔥INTEGRATED INTO THE PILLOW CASE 🤫 SO THAT THE PILLOW IS ALWAYS WARM ON BOTH SIDES 🥵THEN TAKE THEIR PHONE CHARGER 🪢 TANGLE IT A LITTLE TO WHERE IT ONLY CHARGES AT A SPECIFIC ANGLE 😱THEN PLUG THAT BACK INTO THE WALL IN A LOOSE WAY 🔌
The director is Mr. Reca. His face is on that light cone. Initially believed to be released in 2.x, his release apparently has been delayed to 3.x. He may be only a 4* unit if playable at all. His weapon was supposedly, appropriately enough, a clapperboard. Initially, some suspected he was to be a preservation unit. Now, with the rumor of a quantum DoT healer being released in 3.x, some suspect he may be that DoT healer. We'll see. The Banana boss will be the final boss in 2.6 MoC 12.
I can't believe they added PaRappa the Rapper to Honkai: Star Rail
MrArchives 😳
WAIT I'M ACTUALLY COOKING. OMG I'M FUCKIN' COOKING BRUV. NO FAKKIN WAY BRUV HE'S IN THE KITCHEN HE'S IN THE FUCKIN MASTERCHEF UK KITCHEN BRUV
- Zy0x 2024
From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the pen 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i reign 😈
rubber 🎈 cement camping 🏕 tent ⛺ periodic event 🎫 vice 🗜 president 🇺🇸 economic 💵 rent live 🐙 laugh 😆 lament
I've never seen this copypasta before where's it from
This song goes hard on mute
@@anshnanavatiksi new song
from the screen📺 to the ring🥊😎 to the pen✍️🥵 to the king 🤴😩 where’s my crown👑 that’s my bling🤑💍 always drama when I ring 🤕😱 see I 🫵believe that if I 👈 see👀 it in my heart❤️ crash through the ceiling💥 because I’m 👈 reaching for the stars✨🌌🤩
One day, following dinner, my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard. A little Charmony Dove, all on it's lonesome, was gravely injured. We thought to nurse it back to health, building it a cage and everything. What happened once it was better?
One night after munching on some dank noms, my lil’ sis and I were straight vibin’ in Mr. Goated Wood’s backyard, when we scoped a lowkey Charmony Dove all lonely AF. That baby bird was mad mid, missing all its drip, and couldn’t even rizz for its life. When we found it, it was already on its L, having yeeted into a shrub - probably ghosted by its fam squad. We were like, “Bet, we stan this bird right now!” But fr, that winter was next level sus, with cringe winds buggin’ us at night in the yard, plus all the sus bugs and based Amogus creepin’ around... It was clear that if we let the fledgling cook, there was zero chance for a glow-up. So, I was like, “Let’s take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and ask the oomfs to F in the chat.” We decided that once it flexed its strength enough, we’d let it touch some grass. The oof moment - something we never even considered - was that this NPC’s fate was already lit, cooked long before this moment... Its destiny was caught in 4K, no cap. Now, I’m handing over the clout to y’all. Faced with this L+Ratio situation, what you gonna do? Stick to the delulu plan and cope where Charmony Dove took the L? Or cagemaxx and stan it, giving it the bussin care from the boujee vibes of home? Slide into the comments with your hot takes
@@NomaipPLSSS ‘having yeeted into a shrub - probably ghosted by its family squad’ 😭😭😭😭😭
Ratio only having one line in that rap is criminal TF he actually sounded good 🙃
I don't even like rap as a genre but Ratio and Owlbert slayed 😅
Evil Gallagher scared the tf out of me with his big eyes
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Superbreak. I try to play Blade. Superbreak deals more damage. I try to play Jingliu. Superbreak deals more damage. I try to play Acheron. Superbreak deals more damage. I want to play Boothill. His best team is Superbreak. I want to play Gallagher, Firefly. Their best team is Superbreak.
It grabs me by the throat. I farm for it. I roll for it. I give it the 250% break effect. It isn't satisfied. I pull Ruan Mei. "I don't need this much break" It tells me. "Give me more turns per cycle." It grabs Harmony Trailblazer and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with 300% Break Effect."
I can't roll for 300% Break Effect, I don't have enough fodder. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Firefly. She says "I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, superbreak damage. What a cruel world.
dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer
Sister I Gopher Wood’s yard fledgling charmony dove baby bird tiny didn’t have feathers couldn’t sing last breath abandoned we build nest winter wind bugs beasts no surviving take inside cage would release
Hu Tao's rapping career found dead in a ditch
thank you for reacting to the livestream little man, I couldnt have watched it without you
Real it was too cringe to watch by itself 😅
the charmony dove
One ☝️ day ☀️, after ⏱️ dinner 🍽, while ⌛️ my 🫵 younger 🧒 sister 🦢 and I 📆 were lounging 🥱 about in Mr. Gopher 🦫 Wood’s 🪵 yard 📏, we 🦢📆 spotted 🐆 a fledgling 🐣 Charmony 🎶 Dove 🕊 all 🕵️♂️ on its own 😔. That baby 👶 bird 🕊 was tiny 🐥, it didn’t even ❌ have all 🔄 of its feathers 🪶, and it couldn’t sing 🎶. When we found 🧐 it, it was already ⚠️ on its last 😢 breath 💨, having fallen ⬇️ into a shrub 🌳- probably 🤔 abandoned 🏃♂️ by its parents 👨👩👧. We decided 💡 to build 🏗 a nest 🪺 for it right 🕰 there and then ⌚️. However 🛑, thinking 💭 back 🕰, that winter ❄️ was unusually ⛔️ cold 🥶, with fierce 🐯 winds 🌬 at night 🌙 in the yard 🏡, not to mention 🗣 the many 🍀 poisonous ☠️ bugs 🦟 and wild 🐗 beasts 🐻 in the vicinity 📍... It was clear 🧐 that if we left 🚶♂️ the fledgling 🐣 in the yard 🌳, it stood 🚫 no chance 🎰 of surviving 💀 until spring 🌼. So 🌐, I suggested 💬 we take 🛐 it inside 🏠, place 🛋 it on the shelf 🗄 by the window 🪟, and asked 🫵 the adults 👨👩👧 to fashion 🧵 a cage 🦜 for it. We decided 🧠 that when it regained 💪 its strength 🦾 enough to spread 👐 its wings 🪽, we would release 🏃 it back 🔙 into the wild 🌳. The tragic 😢 part - something 🧠 that we’d never ❌ considered 🤔- was that this bird 🕊’s fate 🎭 had already ⚠️ been determined 📝 long 🕰 before 🕛 this moment 🔴... Its destiny 🔮 was determined 🗣 by our momentary ⏳ whim 🌬. Now 🕰, I pass 🎁 the power 💪 of choice ⚖️ to you all 🫵. Faced with this situation 🚨, what choice ⚖️ would you make 🤔? Stick to 🖇 the original 🏁 plan 🗺, and build 🛠 a nest 🪺 with soft 💫 net 🎣 where the Charmony 🎶 Dove 🕊 fell ⬇️? Or build 🏗 a cage 🦜 for it, and feed 🍽 it, giving 👐 it the utmost 🏆 care 🫂 from within 🔄 the warmth 🔥 of a home 🏠? I eagerly ⏳ await ⏱️ your answer 🗣.
An Ode to Lament:
resent
rubber cement
camping tent
periodic event
economic rent
vice president
to a great extent
stochastic radiant descent
breach of trust with fraudulent intent
live laugh lament
🔥
Breach of trust, With fraudulent intent 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
In hell we live lament?!
blud thinks he is part of the team😭
I DONT WANT TO GO BACK TO UNI
Lmao
Dude give albert a raise for that rap
touch my 2.6???? uhm…. livestream
Monkeys? jujutsu handsigns ? alright wheres geto at
TOUCH MY CHARMONY DOVE? UM NO. 🦅🦅 (I can't find the 🕊 emoji)
I can't believe DJ Robin actually played Fein, this is just so peak 😢
benched game benched trailer OM
Surely he won’t bench her day 1 SURELYYY 🗣️
She rage on my banana till I out 😩😩😩
Pulling on acheron, aventurine and ting
you talk a lot but say so little
every gacha creator when they react to a vid:
looks like u are not worthy of understanding the peak that is cuming out of mr socks just yet.Some othertime.
crying
Can someone please make a video where in the left ear it’s Sunday talking about the Charmony Dove and in the right ear it’s that damn banana song that played during the code?
I want to min max going insane speedrun any%
the way the music event seemed so fun only to be the most bejj event of all time
rubber 🎈 cement camping 🏕 tent ⛺ periodic event 🎫 vice 🗜 president 🇺🇸 economic 💵 rent live 🐙 laugh 😆 lament
26:38 bro instantly regretted it 😭
10:18 THAT ONE CHATTER LMAOOO
AVENTURINE AKA BEST CHARACTER RERUN LETSGO
hope aventurine makes fun of ratio for the rap lmao
13:59 so a schizophreni-*gets hit*
TOUCH MY PAINT UMM NO
Bro got unlimited cringe stored
Mr socks uploading videos on the right time? Hmmm suspicious
Hsr: School life edition, feat. Mr. Reca (the professor guy)
YOO IM EARLY ON A ZY0X VID LETS GOO
They got mori calliope on the game
glorp
Star Rail my Honkai? Uhm, no
ta my ta? Uhm, ta.
is my yes? Uhm, yeah.
1:40 boothill reference aboba
O'Reilly Lodge
One day... After dinner...
Make a 1hr loop of mr socks chirping, someone
Thurman Circle
Death of silver wolf 😭
MODS, 🧍♀️FIND HIS LOCATION 🫵 THEN- DON'T DOX THEM 😦 DON'T DO THAT ❌ THEN GO THERE 🏃♀️ TAKE THEIR PILLOW RIGHT 🛌 REMOVE THE PILLOW CASE😮 PUT ON A NEW ONE THAT'S A BIT LESS COMFY 😨 AND THEN MAKE SURE IT'S WARM 😳 PUT A HEATER UNDER THE PILLOW 🔥INTEGRATED INTO THE PILLOW CASE 🤫 SO THAT THE PILLOW IS ALWAYS WARM ON BOTH SIDES 🥵THEN TAKE THEIR PHONE CHARGER 🪢 TANGLE IT A LITTLE TO WHERE IT ONLY CHARGES AT A SPECIFIC ANGLE 😱THEN PLUG THAT BACK INTO THE WALL IN A LOOSE WAY 🔌
Honestly thank goodness they realised rappa I’ve been needing an easy skip to save my jades 😚
i hate you (i also skipped her)
Senger Landing
I think I like the chip chip 🐦 better than the genshin live stream
charmony dove
2:28 WAIT, is Caelus on top of Dan Heng?? LMAO!? Cause you can see the trailblazer coat and his gloves 😭😭😭
Dan Heng x TB over Firefly x TB anyday!!!!
/jk ship whoever u want lol
@@shroosh04who here mentioned ships
@@scaramouchiemooch i was being annoying now that i realise, my bad
Caelus is under Dan Heng's legs, face down. I think. His hands are out in like a "rockstar" gesture
I love HSR's poses.
Are the monkey a parody and internal joke about the NFT monkeys thing that became popular years back and was all a giant scam? Well well well
How much acid did Hoyoverse take to make this live???
Victoria Road
When are you going to play it
chills
DR ratio with that a tribe called quest flow
Ta :D
Yes :D
Cummings Canyon
HI ZYOX
I'm not even joking when I say that's one of the most boring starters for a new version live program
I didn't understand why you found it boring until I reach that part... holy shit
Damn, you sure you ain’t joking?
@@ziodyne7774 yup
Pretty sure the bird part is due to the va strike but the ending was just pure cringe
Only in EN the birds are not voiced
rappa is a naruto fan
Haha you’re funny too :)
aye
BUILD XUEYI
-----> 🤖
LAMENT
Honking
NOT FUNNIER THAN MR SOCKS HAHA XD
ta
first 🤫
The director is Mr. Reca. His face is on that light cone. Initially believed to be released in 2.x, his release apparently has been delayed to 3.x. He may be only a 4* unit if playable at all. His weapon was supposedly, appropriately enough, a clapperboard. Initially, some suspected he was to be a preservation unit. Now, with the rumor of a quantum DoT healer being released in 3.x, some suspect he may be that DoT healer. We'll see. The Banana boss will be the final boss in 2.6 MoC 12.
No leaks.
@omerpockard7212yes
New copypasta dropped?
Recent leaks say he is FIRE DESTRUCTION
Anastasia Forge
rubber 🎈 cement camping 🏕 tent ⛺ periodic event 🎫 vice 🗜 president 🇺🇸 economic 💵 rent live 🐙 laugh 😆 lament