To all future best men from a man who has done several best man speeches: This is the formula for the speech - DO NOT DEVIATE: - start with how you know the groom - why the groom is a good man, a short sentence-long story about their good qualities - a sentence-long story about how happy the groom was to meet the bride - how good they are together, that makes you happy - thank them both for being part of your life - wish them eternal love - toast - get the fuck out of there IF you find yourself telling an inside joke - you have failed. Dead air. If you find yourself trying to embarass the groom in front of their NEW family... ya failed. If you look like a douche, it makes the groom look like a douche. Stay sober till after the speech. Keep it short and heartfelt, then gtfo.
@@southphillylilly You mean when men were completely ignored by mainstream mental health and severely underdiagnosed, then treated poorly as a result? Yeah, I remember.
Same situation happened to me. Traditional Pakistani wedding though and there was no alcohol. We were coworkers for no more than 1.5 years before he asked me. I’m 6’4 and white as hell. They did not receive me well
@@jessjess23brooks89 his dad looks identical to Sadam Hussein too and he’s just as mean. One guy in the far back was laughing during my best man speech, but everyone else was stone faced lol
3:55 stav went full tummy tuck… he could not be more in at home mode possible, like he’s used to buddy’s coming by with these stories, lighting them up and saying hey buddy you’re fucked 😂
As Stav pointed out, it's absolutely insane to just be like "Yeah, my best friend is out as the best man cause he can't do public speaking. So, hey, random co-worker acquaintance that shouldn't even be here or considered for a groomsman in the first place, you want the promotion to best man? Solely based on the fact you can speak in front of others, unlike my lame best friend" It'd be hilarious if this caller found out, the previous best man is ALSO just some random acquaintance to the dude getting married. The groom to be like bumped into him at 7-11 one day on the way to work and they talked about football or something and he decided he was best man material. Would explain why he'd be so quick to juggle them around and throw the best man to the side and have the replacement be someone (else) he isn't even all that close to.
I’m so glad we didn’t have a wedding lmao. Dude’s wedding is causing emotional turmoil for people 5 years later 😂 There’s just too much pressure on everyone with all that kinda bullshit. Not just social pressure but financial, physical, emotional, mental, time…and there’s a 50% chance they get divorced and you have to go to another one lol.
Just be his friend. Clearly he could use a homie. Give a 💩 about someone else. Doesn’t sound that bad to me, just let him buy you a beer every now and then. Big deal
Stavi the therapist, this show is fucking incredible. Like Jerry springer shit but Stavi is way more classy and empathetic than Jerry. The studio is awesome as well.
I’ve been invited to two weddings from coworkers. I didn’t show up or even open the email. We work together we’re not friends and Idgaf about your life.
im like 4 inches taller than Stav, significantly more muscular, he outweighs me by like 90lbs, but has less manboobs than I do. What the fuck is even life bruh?
@@immasurvivorYou've got that gynecomastia bro! I'm a fellow sufferer I've long since accepted no workouts or diet is going to change sht. I think surgery is the only option but I haven't gone that route yet.
@@Dev-In-Denver123 I probably have gyno AND my body stores fat in an unfortunate way, I got some reeeeal bazongas on me xD Sadly its an elective cosmetic surgery so I would have to pay out of pocket, and there is no way I could afford it.
I kinda get where he’s goin with cutting this dude out of his life. I had a friend like that and he ended up going nuts and torturing his father to death.
How in the possible fuck does this end with the guy just weaseling in the fact that the wedding was Star Wars themed? This leaves so many more questions!!! What was the best man speech at a Star Wars themed wedding? How was he dressed? Lol
This guys a Star Wars guy??? That’s like the easiest, most accessible thing to make friends over. He could at least do some dorky internet meet ups or something. Lol
This show must be great for Stav, he doesn't need to write jokes or wear clothes or stand on his feet
This is his final form
omg you vile beast of a man, that's so funny
He talked about this being his dream job at least once on cumtown.
He's going back to his telemarketing phase lol Soon he's going to be cold calling people to make fun of them for content
Stavvy is a mighty Grecian mountain-of-a-man. His supple frame and his Herculean physique fill me with thoughts of limitless, raucous homosexuality.
The original best man wasn't nervous, he just didn't know the dude and they met in the carpark 20 minutes ago
This guy didn't have a problem, he just wanted to make fun a guy for something that happened five years ago
Glad he shared!
Finding out your groomsman doesn't want to be your friend via youtube clip is gonna be rough...
i wonder if these are scripted or if like is that dumb
@@konstantinkrastev4478they’re definitely not scripted
To all future best men from a man who has done several best man speeches: This is the formula for the speech - DO NOT DEVIATE:
- start with how you know the groom
- why the groom is a good man, a short sentence-long story about their good qualities
- a sentence-long story about how happy the groom was to meet the bride
- how good they are together, that makes you happy
- thank them both for being part of your life
- wish them eternal love
- toast
- get the fuck out of there
IF you find yourself telling an inside joke - you have failed. Dead air.
If you find yourself trying to embarass the groom in front of their NEW family... ya failed.
If you look like a douche, it makes the groom look like a douche. Stay sober till after the speech.
Keep it short and heartfelt, then gtfo.
This is actually surprisingly good advice and is exactly right. Wild for a RUclips comment. Stav has the best community
Screenshotting this just in the unfortunate case that I'm the best man.
By the length of your RUclips comment, best advice is to NOT have you give the speech 😂
U tha GOAT
Nah fuck that. You ask me to do/pay for all the best man shit, you're getting an original speech, Buster Brown
This groom was 100% on the spectrum.
good for him for bagging a wife on hard mode tbh
Remember when ppl were just assholes and not on the spectrum 🙄
@@southphillylilly You mean when men were completely ignored by mainstream mental health and severely underdiagnosed, then treated poorly as a result? Yeah, I remember.
@@southphillylilly It was a Star Wars themed wedding and the bride had Laya buns.
There is ZERO percent chance that the man having a Star Wars themed wedding is autistic. No. Chance.
yo that transition to him shirtless was so jarring did not expect to see that LMAO
Stav is probably as slick as a dolphin
Lmao
He is 😏
Imagine all that greased up at the county fair and you win by being the first to catch him.
Blubber
Some guys don’t have a lot of friends bro. You helped the marriage out. You got it off to a good start single handedly.
Lmao he waited till the end to reveal the wedding theme haha
Same situation happened to me. Traditional Pakistani wedding though and there was no alcohol. We were coworkers for no more than 1.5 years before he asked me. I’m 6’4 and white as hell. They did not receive me well
Damn. No booze? I'm sober, but I don't think I could attend a wedding where all these stressed out people are sober too.
@@jessjess23brooks89 his dad looks identical to Sadam Hussein too and he’s just as mean. One guy in the far back was laughing during my best man speech, but everyone else was stone faced lol
@@jamesg7133 He was probably the only other white guy there haha
Should have made india vs Pakistan jokes 💩 vs 💩
3:55 stav went full tummy tuck… he could not be more in at home mode possible, like he’s used to buddy’s coming by with these stories, lighting them up and saying hey buddy you’re fucked 😂
That guy has no friends so high likelihood he binges podcasts. Shitty way to find out!
As Stav pointed out, it's absolutely insane to just be like "Yeah, my best friend is out as the best man cause he can't do public speaking. So, hey, random co-worker acquaintance that shouldn't even be here or considered for a groomsman in the first place, you want the promotion to best man? Solely based on the fact you can speak in front of others, unlike my lame best friend"
It'd be hilarious if this caller found out, the previous best man is ALSO just some random acquaintance to the dude getting married. The groom to be like bumped into him at 7-11 one day on the way to work and they talked about football or something and he decided he was best man material. Would explain why he'd be so quick to juggle them around and throw the best man to the side and have the replacement be someone (else) he isn't even all that close to.
Honestly I feel bad for the guy. He was probably embarrassed he didn't have alot of close friends
Lightsaber wedding guy sounds pretty cool honestly. I’d talk to him about Japanese cartoons and shit haha 😂
The sneak in of the Star wars theme at the end was criminal, that to me seems like the most important fact haha
I think the focus of this conversation should be on. How did the guy convince a woman to marry him?
Invited her as a wedding guest, then told her the bride was a no-show and they needed a last minute stand-in
The twist at the end got me!! Leia Buns 😂
this is the plot of I Love You Man
I like stavs outfit choice lmao
I've never heard a RUclips video cut out at a more perfect point.
stavs definitely hit up a couple starwars weddings
Brah. You know Stav is the worlds best wing man. He’s going to make that beach day unforgettable
Bro convinced his woman to have a star wars themed wedding and you dont want to be his homie? 😮
Bro was laying down that good pipe fr
Does Stav have a fitness band on 🤣
good for notifying him of his (probably) regular heart attacks.
I’m so glad we didn’t have a wedding lmao. Dude’s wedding is causing emotional turmoil for people 5 years later 😂
There’s just too much pressure on everyone with all that kinda bullshit. Not just social pressure but financial, physical, emotional, mental, time…and there’s a 50% chance they get divorced and you have to go to another one lol.
Honestly just seems like this dude doesn’t have alot or friends and to him you’re a good buddy.
Nothing wrong with that although I wouldn’t do it
People with many friends dont understand. They've never lived like that.
We should all try to be better friends with people, but you shouldn't feel too guilty about it.
Can't believe he waited until the end to mention the Star Wars theme and light sabres
Stavvys nipples are explicit 😂the need to blurr those out lmao
Sounds like you're telling on yourself
The five B's of giving a wedding speech:
Be Brief, Bother...Be Brief
“I love you man” vibes
Stavvy the greek gladiator.
The Star Wars wedding is the cherry on top
Just be his friend. Clearly he could use a homie. Give a 💩 about someone else. Doesn’t sound that bad to me, just let him buy you a beer every now and then. Big deal
Stavs body transformation is incredible
Damn that boy is lonely af
at least he has a wife now
Couldn't Stav cover himself in butter to make this easier to look at?
Laya buns 😅😂😅😂😅
What has my life become
The dude got forced by his fiancee to have groomsmen while not having friends. Some people legitimately hate people and don't want friends.
Dude sounds like a nice guy though. Just wants some friends. Poor guy.
Stavlax in action
This man is the Wedding Willie Beamen😂
damn thats a bummer tbh lol
This guy sounds like he's doing a Dana white impression lolol
Stavi the therapist, this show is fucking incredible. Like Jerry springer shit but Stavi is way more classy and empathetic than Jerry. The studio is awesome as well.
Don't feel bad for the guy, I have 0 friends
Why did he not just say no lol
the caller was robbie goodwin?
Stavvy with the gut grip
Dude doesn’t have any wrists, goofy Fitbit
that cut to stav was a jump scare
YOOOO STAVVY TAKE ME TO DINNER DAMN
I’ve been invited to two weddings from coworkers. I didn’t show up or even open the email. We work together we’re not friends and Idgaf about your life.
im like 4 inches taller than Stav, significantly more muscular, he outweighs me by like 90lbs, but has less manboobs than I do. What the fuck is even life bruh?
If you transition you'll probably be happier!!!🏳🌈
@@Drilla81 Its says alot about the current state of our culture when I dont know for sure if that is joke or not xD
@@immasurvivor nah bro doesn't say shit unless YOU want it to!! I'm joking but you lowkey sound like you might be confused!! 😂Just jokes!
@@immasurvivorYou've got that gynecomastia bro! I'm a fellow sufferer I've long since accepted no workouts or diet is going to change sht. I think surgery is the only option but I haven't gone that route yet.
@@Dev-In-Denver123 I probably have gyno AND my body stores fat in an unfortunate way, I got some reeeeal bazongas on me xD
Sadly its an elective cosmetic surgery so I would have to pay out of pocket, and there is no way I could afford it.
So it's therapy gecko but it's a fat guy instead of a gecko.
if you think therapy gecko is the first person to do this style of show you must 5 years old
Did Trevor from WKUk come back from the dead to call in? Lol
I wish
I get the feeling they were a lot closer at work than this guy leads on, and he’s just an asshole. He sounds like a cool dude.
Thats rough. Dude was trying to be a good friend and would reach out but then you just diss him. The caller is the bad person
Is that Ike Barinholtz on the phone
I think my cousin was the wife lmao
This is the plot of a Paul Rudd movie, but like a way dumber version.
a wild Snorlax appeared
I kinda get where he’s goin with cutting this dude out of his life. I had a friend like that and he ended up going nuts and torturing his father to death.
Was his garbage guy a groomsman?
Holy shit I been picking my belly button and I am Stavros
star wars wedding tf ill be his best man
the starwars guy doesnt sound to bad
How in the possible fuck does this end with the guy just weaseling in the fact that the wedding was Star Wars themed? This leaves so many more questions!!!
What was the best man speech at a Star Wars themed wedding? How was he dressed? Lol
What’s the guys name he sounds fuckin awesome 😂😂 I’m autistic as fuck and need friends too 💀💀
God forreal. I hope I won't be in a position where I have to ask a coworker to be my maid of honor at my wedding, but it's not looking too good
That is my dream wedding
Stavi's ready for hot girl summer
Stav the thicc king
Buffet behemoth
All you can eat elitist
Holy shit Stav is going to be dead before 40
who is dylan? this is ted nivison broooo
I want italian cheese bread from little Caesars
This guys a Star Wars guy??? That’s like the easiest, most accessible thing to make friends over. He could at least do some dorky internet meet ups or something. Lol
Jfc stav is massive. Thank god he left cumtown or it couldve been way worse 🙏
Jesus Christ this is obscene
I'd give him a haircut and trim his moustache a bit, but dang Stavvy's hot! He's a dreamboat for chub chasers! 😍
Yeah, I’d let Stav pound my ass
Stav, if you’re going to look like that during the show, idk why you wouldn’t go a step further and just wear a diaper
are stav n nick still friends
sorry I misinterpreted our friendship
Damn kinda wishing stav was into dudes rn ...
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This is a fake story sorry
dog bring back every day of my life freestyle wtf at least send it to me or something fuck man
He looks stunning