Jurassic World: Dominion Made Me Wish for Extinction

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  • @PossumReviews
    @PossumReviews  2 года назад +142

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    • @wyldshot666
      @wyldshot666 2 года назад +4

      When you slapped the ant. 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 года назад

      8:28 T-Rex and Raptors were relatively smart for their time, maybe these mutated ones are smarter

    • @FVCK-TH1S
      @FVCK-TH1S 2 года назад +1

      I wish for extinction every day.

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      @criticalsurria6773 2 года назад +1

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    • @scottgray7083
      @scottgray7083 2 года назад

      Jurassic World Dominion is my favorite movie.

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil 2 года назад +1533

    This is when literally every reference and callback cannot be considered a reference nor a callback, just recycling what seemed to work for past films.

    • @waspanimations7037
      @waspanimations7037 2 года назад +4

      At what part?

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil 2 года назад +54

      @@waspanimations7037 The awe-of dinosaur moments, the particular and reminiscent death of the big bad (which sucks because there was a moment when it looked like he might actually realize what he's doing and change his mind -- jokes on me for believing Hollywood would be that deep about it), the way all the "main" characters with the big-billed actors seem to be around just for the sake of being in the film while "side" characters like Kala and Ramsey completely stole the show... seriously, without those two, reality would have very much ensued upon the main cast.
      I could go on, but I feel like I'd be wasting your time. There's just _so many_ throwbacks to previous films and even the books that no part of this story felt original. It's a _fun_ movie and I definitely recommend lovers of Jurassic Park to see it, but it's not a _smart_ movie most of the time. They also don't really explore the "dinosaur reintegration into the modern food chain" as much as they could have, because as soon as we get down to the characters, it becomes isolated cabins in the woods and privatized islands that require aircraft to access.

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 2 года назад +4

      I am curious do you hate the movie, like the movie, or you're in the middle

    • @Prodmullefc
      @Prodmullefc 2 года назад +3

      "Hey it's a thing that you know!"

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil 2 года назад +15

      @@animezilla4486 No. It's not substantial enough to hate, it got the money out of my wallet and that was its job behind the scenes; on the face of it, it was supposed to be an entertaining watch and it was that at the very least.

  • @gatochick14
    @gatochick14 2 года назад +1774

    Kinda sad that the spectacle of Dinosaurs is no longer anything. The original Jurassic Park made sure the dinosaurs were the stars, because HOLY SHIT DINOSAURS HELL YEAH.

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 2 года назад +84

      When my friends saw this together I did the Soyjak face the first time I saw a dinosaur and then slowly everyone else in the row started doing it for the whole movie.

    • @gatochick14
      @gatochick14 2 года назад +24

      @@bentramer682 That's hilarious.

    • @darkmage85
      @darkmage85 2 года назад

      And the MOTHERFUCKING T-REX

    • @aubreymorgan9763
      @aubreymorgan9763 2 года назад +23

      its amazing too the the orginal's CGI has still held up....it looks better than some of the current ones..and was probably a lower budget for the time.

    • @gatochick14
      @gatochick14 2 года назад +44

      @@aubreymorgan9763 A lot of the big sequences are actually puppets and animatronics! T-Rex eye dilating in the flashlight? That's a big animatronic!

  • @Vanreis
    @Vanreis 2 года назад +847

    God, that "aging woman" joke is such a gut punch. It's so painfully true.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 2 года назад +27

      Meanwhile Betty white was famous at 99 years old

    • @Narcan885
      @Narcan885 2 года назад

      Also just noticed that the blonde actress from the first movie got a ton of facial jobs done.... yuck

    • @dinolover
      @dinolover 2 года назад +35

      @@mrscruffles801 that's cause she put her major acting years past her and only did cameos.

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 2 года назад +44

      @@dinolover it's because Betty White was a beloved national treasure.

    • @JDoe-gf5oz
      @JDoe-gf5oz 2 года назад +12

      But the movie is full of aging women.

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 2 года назад +1305

    One thing I hate about the Jurassic World series is how they are avoiding violence and gore as much as possible. That and the fact that they made the dinosaurs ridiculously overpowered like they're somehow immune to rockets and bullets

    • @keenumman1
      @keenumman1 2 года назад +130

      Check out the book primitive war. Dinosaurs in Vietnam. Super gory. It's sounds dumb but it's pretty good.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 2 года назад +153

      They think dinossaurs are fucking kaiju or something

    • @thewaywards.o.b8616
      @thewaywards.o.b8616 2 года назад +69

      Didn't Blue need serious medical attention after being shot with a pistol, and didn't Charlie get blown up by a rocket and immediately killed? (Yes I know what you're saying I'm just being an ass because it made me remember those two things)

    • @ShiftyGuy777
      @ShiftyGuy777 2 года назад +45

      As much as I want dino gore. I don't think they would want that, how else are they gonna get some cash from the kiddos and family?

    • @rangerstedfast
      @rangerstedfast 2 года назад +5

      Maybe they were secretly engineered to be tougher for the military buyers?

  • @inky5574
    @inky5574 2 года назад +582

    Only good thing about this movie: At least they finally gave Dr Grant a beard like in the books.

    • @TriassicRex
      @TriassicRex 2 года назад +39

      I always thought that the paleontologist guy from Lost World, you know, the one who gets eaten by the waterfall, looked more like how Grant was described in the first book.

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад +14

      Yeah, they gave him Goldblum's after they decided Malcolm should look like he hasn't changed in 30+ years since the first Park movie, despite looking like he developed into an older man for his cameo in the previous movie.

    • @kri249
      @kri249 2 года назад

      Reading the book I always thought Jeff Bridges would have suited the role better. Allan Grant kind of had a bit of the easy going lebowski vibe about him. Plus the beard.

    • @GuentherJr
      @GuentherJr 2 года назад

      I'd say the only good thing is that it had an end

    • @oshkeet
      @oshkeet 4 месяца назад

      @@TriassicRex Intended. Grant in the books was inspired by the IRL Robert Bakker, who they just straight up got to be in Lost World as a cameo looking like he usually does.

  • @ButtersTheGreat1
    @ButtersTheGreat1 2 года назад +648

    The most unbelievable part of this movie is the Feds don't just shoot the animals at first sight.

    • @headheretic1580
      @headheretic1580 2 года назад

      problem is they didn't bring in the ATF, could've cut the runtime in half if they simply changed the agency in charge of taking the dinosaurs down

    • @talphazero1036
      @talphazero1036 2 года назад +49

      Considering how crazy modern day is going, imma take a wild guess and assume the dinosaurs were named as endangered species to be captured and not taken down. Come on, we all know it would happen...

    • @omiheaddev7090
      @omiheaddev7090 2 года назад +40

      They should’ve deployed ATF agents instead of any other branch of government.

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 2 года назад +38

      Forget the Feds, every gun nut would take out his cal. 50 Barret rifle and go out to shoot himself a T-Rex!
      "Sir, you shot an endangered species."
      "Hey, I had no choice, the dinosaur came straight at me.."

    • @marquesdunn4934
      @marquesdunn4934 2 года назад +5

      None of them died when it happened which is far more unbelievable

  • @samozelic1720
    @samozelic1720 2 года назад +765

    My favorite thing is that clone girl has a british accent, but she was raised by Owen and Claire, who both have american accents, therfore the movie claims that a british accent is genetic.

    • @theblackswordsman5039
      @theblackswordsman5039 2 года назад

      Just goes to show how ignorant Americans are towards the British.

    • @waspanimations7037
      @waspanimations7037 2 года назад +3

      That's the actor not the movie

    • @sarissophori
      @sarissophori 2 года назад +146

      @@waspanimations7037 actor couldn't do an American accent, lol?

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly 2 года назад +152

      She spent the first 12 +/- years of her life raised by a British person. She wasn't always raised by Owen and Claire, that only began after the events of the last movie.

    • @GRIZZDOGG01
      @GRIZZDOGG01 2 года назад +100

      She had a British accent in the previous movie before she met Owen and Claire, her accent wouldn't have changed in the short time she has been with them.

  • @butteryfriedwizard2219
    @butteryfriedwizard2219 2 года назад +353

    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
    "So, Perry, I may have accidentally released some dinosaurs in the general population. Just a few!"
    *Tri-State area is overrun with dinosaurs*

    • @TheBatbike
      @TheBatbike 2 года назад +72

      Why does this sounds like a actual episode?

    • @aquatiger8
      @aquatiger8 2 года назад +75

      @@TheBatbike and why does it sound better than this movie?

    • @WEndro333
      @WEndro333 2 года назад +27

      I can hear this text.

    • @saisameer8771
      @saisameer8771 2 года назад +32

      The "Evil Plan" in the movie sounds like something Doofenshmirtz would come up with.

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 2 года назад +15

      @@aquatiger8 Because Doofenshmirtz and Perry are good characters

  • @survoah
    @survoah 2 года назад +354

    “Fallen Kingdom was like a SYFY channel original movie with a bigger budget” sums it up well

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 2 года назад +5

      Fallen Kingdom wasn't that bad of a movie in my opinion what are the reason you dislike the movie and how did you feel about Dominion

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад +21

      @@animezilla4486 All three Jurassic World movies are bad because they're mindless pandering to anyone willing to throw money at soulless CGI monsters and recognizable names and faces. The stories' have little to no merit, the characters don't actually progress, with some characters making blatant mistakes.

    • @wiictvchannel1112
      @wiictvchannel1112 2 года назад +10

      @@animezilla4486 Did you watch Fallen Kingdom? lol

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 2 года назад +14

      @@animezilla4486 Look, its ok to admit you like it. We all have our guilty pleasures....
      However dont come and act like its a good movie

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 2 года назад

      Saw JPV... it was an utter garbage fire. JPIV had managed to still feel like a Jurassic Park film... but V shat the bed harder than Devito's ex-wife.
      They should have sacked the director and given up on VI... but no~, they shat the bed again with another film... hopefully it bombs, so we won't get tortured with another.

  • @nereus7626
    @nereus7626 2 года назад +506

    Thank goodness clone girl conveniently has the exact DNA strand needed to get rid of the locusts, had me nervous for a second phew 😅

    • @waspanimations7037
      @waspanimations7037 2 года назад +9

      You didn't watch the movie

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 2 года назад +10

      @@waspanimations7037 , I’m honestly surprised that the people labeling Joel from The Last of Us not murdering Ellie for the supposedly perfect cure to save all of humanity, and him killing Abbyzilla’s father is what The Last of Us simps and fanbois label Joel as the worst person of all time as, but not killing Clone girl that has no family at all, has no friends of any kind even those of romantic lovers, has no home return to, and her having no name to her at all is somehow perfectly fine with her being 100% 💯 alive from beginning to the end of the film.

    • @teminternetemmordor7178
      @teminternetemmordor7178 2 года назад

      @@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Oh, you forgot the amont of death's because of the stupid decision that she make... Clones man...they exist only to make you life miserable.

    • @mouseblackcat5263
      @mouseblackcat5263 2 года назад +11

      Yeah Sure, she has the Exact DNA needed, but so does a Can of RAID. O.O

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 2 года назад +27

      @@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr She could've had the sweetest family ties and all the makings of a great character arc and I would've STILL considered her a marked card for that little "free the dinos to eat the world's population" stunt she pulled.

  • @adams.2407
    @adams.2407 2 года назад +165

    I left the theater speechless and thinking “I waited 4 long years for THAT?!”

    • @AquaticIdealist
      @AquaticIdealist 2 года назад +24

      Sorry for your loss

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад +36

      Why were you waiting four years when the last movie was so atrocious, it ended on the worst note possible?

    • @adams.2407
      @adams.2407 2 года назад +15

      @@mallios13 While it had a lot of issues, I felt like the island being destroyed and the dinosaurs being trafficked out would've been a poignant dark note to finish the series on, cursing the world's hubris with having to coexist with the dinos

    • @polskabalaclava
      @polskabalaclava 2 года назад +2

      I honestly didn't even think that they would make another movie

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 2 года назад +8

      @@mallios13 Indeed. The last film killed any interest I had in ""Jurassic World"".
      I could name fanfiction 'sites with better writing than what the director of JPV shat out.

  • @IndominusGojira
    @IndominusGojira 2 года назад +756

    This movie really should've utilized the "Dinosaurs coexisting with humans" as it would've been made for a really interesting plot instead of brushing it off.

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 2 года назад +69

      Jurassic World dominion is just a prequel to Dinotopia

    • @hamishstewart5324
      @hamishstewart5324 2 года назад +83

      Honestly, I was most disappointed that they didn’t go all out with the whole dinosaur black market plot.

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 2 года назад +18

      Now I want a book accurate series of dinotopia

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад +2

      There's really no way to write a story that deals with humans coexisting with artificial dinosaurs. Dinosaurs would ravage every ecosystem because their demands would be disproportionate to the world as controlled by humanity. Regular modern animals barely get by with us. Now you'd have endangered species being completely wiped out by carnivorous megafauna who aren't acclimated to this world. That's the point of Possum bringing attention to the fact that they'd just be invasive species and there's no reason why any government would sanction unnatural animals dominating fragile ecosystems.

    • @mellowyello1478
      @mellowyello1478 2 года назад +12

      Prequel to Monster Hunter when

  • @Vestorimin
    @Vestorimin 2 года назад +502

    The deal about playing up dinosaurs as some sort of majestic natural entities that humanity should respect reminds me of how much Jurassic Park 2 annoyed me. It had the same message, but dinosaurs are literally an invasive species with no place in the modern ecosystem. They're impressive, sure, but treating them as part of the natural world make no damn sense.

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад +145

      Not to mention they're artificial, so they aren't even the real dinosaurs that actually lived. These are all GMO dinos who exist to look cool and act either hyper aggressive or kinda-sorta tame enough for soldier boys to humor the idea of military use.
      It's like inventing literal dragons and saying they're a natural wonder that demands respect. These are just bioengineered sci-fi dragons.

    • @Ergeniz
      @Ergeniz 2 года назад

      @@mallios13 On top of that, the dumbass hippies that used that stupid argument were entirely responsible for all the deaths in the film. They were also guilty of trespassing and theft (at minimum). The dinos were property of ingen, as was site B. The company were in their full rights to secure them.

    • @crims0nfire991
      @crims0nfire991 2 года назад +42

      Yeah wouldn't realistically they be hunted down and killed?

    • @MiguelSanchezDelVillar
      @MiguelSanchezDelVillar 2 года назад +66

      At least in JP 2 they were in an isolated island so they had their own ecosystem but that's not the case with this one

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 2 года назад +23

      In TLW there was implication leave them on island alone is easiest way to deal with them then just extermante them, that would cost lot of money (and probably lives) than everyone is willing to use and would probably turn Sorna into inhabitable postapocaplyptic wastelands. Which it will probably happen by itself after few years anyway since thee is not enough space and resources for this animals to go on. I thing in time JW is happening Sorna populations are mostly died out with maybe some tiny scepies like Compies and Microceratops.
      We have fossil record from some real dino islands in fact - isolated dinosaur population from time before that extinction. The island - Hateg - was so much bigger than Sorna yet dinos there were way smaller than their relatives on mainland.

  • @peterversionone
    @peterversionone 2 года назад +305

    Damn, even if your a dinosaur, still no place for an aging woman

    • @keenkingjames
      @keenkingjames 2 года назад +25

      That had me laughing hard.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 года назад +31

      Blue just needs a better agent. Maybe she can get into a indie drama as the female lead.

    • @FeuerblutRM
      @FeuerblutRM 2 года назад

      Older ladies are many men's secret fetish but they won't ever admit it. That's why you can't show what can't be. 😂

    • @talphazero1036
      @talphazero1036 2 года назад +2

      One could say that random throwaway like says so much about society...

    • @peterversionone
      @peterversionone 2 года назад +1

      @@talphazero1036 I am just seeing the likes, the possum said it, not me

  • @RSpracticalshooting
    @RSpracticalshooting 2 года назад +518

    It makes me so sad what happened to this franchise. Jurassic Park is my favorite movie of all time, it was a masterpiece and the purist example of "movie magic" but now it's all gone to shit.

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад +52

      You can thank unimaginative directors who realized most of their job could be done by VFX artists who basically direct the scenes they have to entirely render with CGI. And considering 99% of modern movies are heavily CGI'd, it's safe to say most modern directors aren't directing most of their movies.
      Even VFX artists acknowledge that more could be achieved through practical effects and an understanding of basic science, but nope. Cheap melodrama held together by video game models with real actors barely acting.

    • @ThePandoraGuy
      @ThePandoraGuy 2 года назад

      @@mallios13 And China. They throw money at everything and that makes Hollywood hard.... i mean happy. As long as the movie contains neither black people nor homosexuality of course.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 2 года назад +25

      @@mallios13 "For an industry so reliant on computer animation to do literally everything for them now so they don't have to plan ahead carefully anymore, you'd think they'd hold animation in higher regard!"
      -Godzillamendoza

    • @lokimoki5728
      @lokimoki5728 2 года назад +8

      I wonder if Jurassic world Dominion will use the machines to help artificially boost the appeal of the success.

    • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
      @xX_wiLLiam_Xx 2 года назад +2

      i agree

  • @RE-ol5ws
    @RE-ol5ws 2 года назад +366

    As I said many times before, the Jurassic World trilogy is Universal's version of the Star Wars Sequel trilogy.

    • @bigboofboofin
      @bigboofboofin 2 года назад +29

      most of the Jurassic World trilogy is bad, but the Jurassic World was pretty good in my opinion

    • @RE-ol5ws
      @RE-ol5ws 2 года назад +42

      @@bigboofboofin Jurassic World was awesome. Fallen Kingdom and Dominion OTOH are a bag of Richards.

    • @bigboofboofin
      @bigboofboofin 2 года назад +6

      @@RE-ol5ws real

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 2 года назад +11

      I watched only 20 minutes of Fallen Kingdom and then gave up. It was that bad.

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 2 года назад +31

      I don't think that the Jurassic world trilogy are nowhere near as bad as the Star wars sequel trilogy

  • @Tree_e888
    @Tree_e888 2 года назад +289

    I knew that this franchise had officially gone off in the deep end when the dinosaur winked at the audience before killing somebody in fallen Kingdom

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 2 года назад +27

      I thought that sequence from the movie was kind of funny

    • @Tree_e888
      @Tree_e888 2 года назад +85

      @@animezilla4486 but totally out of place for a "serious" action film, next thing you know the dinosaurs will start talking and one will be voice by James Corden!

    • @dippy_1999
      @dippy_1999 2 года назад

      @@animezilla4486 Get off your parent’s phone and stop defending this shit show of a trilogy.

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 года назад +40

      @@Tree_e888 Actually it would be pretty creepy if they made a feathered hybrid dino that can mimic sounds like some birds

    • @thegameranch5935
      @thegameranch5935 2 года назад +5

      Pretty sure it was blinking

  • @sunessetham627
    @sunessetham627 2 года назад +120

    Chris Pratt showing his hands to the dinosaurs: The Movie

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад +16

      Chris Pratt's preparation for these movies: Watching How to Train Your Dragon and studying Hiccup touching dragon snouts for months on end while he continues to remain jacked for no reason.

    • @Ergeniz
      @Ergeniz 2 года назад +3

      @@mallios13 He doesn't seem jacked to me.

    • @Sableantelopeenjoyer
      @Sableantelopeenjoyer Год назад

      Your exaggerating, he only does it 6 times.

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 2 года назад +200

    You know your Dinosaur Attack film is in trouble when the threat is f***ing locusts. Sure, not like dinosaurs like the Microraptor could've assisted in that problem.

    • @sunessetham627
      @sunessetham627 2 года назад +17

      That's what would happen if a filming company stretches one intellectual property into 6 films without really being creative. Just like how in Godzilla 2014 the threat is Muto and in King of the Monsters the threat is Ghidorah, and in Godzilla vs Kong the threat is fucking Mecha Godzilla. All of a sudden the main monsters seems to be treated as superheroes in a Marvel film just like T-Rex's in Jurassic Park films. That's why they are so boring because they are superhero movies, there's no stake in the plot thus no sense of urgency, like you rarely see how huge monsters/dinosaur packs effect humanity as a whole and force us to adapt despite having a few people being eaten and killed here and there.

    • @Fandom_Junkie
      @Fandom_Junkie 2 года назад +4

      @@sunessetham627 Mechagodzilla first appeared in 1974 but at that point there also had been an oversaturation of Godzilla movies. Time is a flat circle

    • @ciarandaragh8676
      @ciarandaragh8676 2 года назад +3

      Bro I thought the giga was gonna be the bad guy (cuz you know,the joker is like the giga article) but it turns out the giga is just get this.. *he's a normal freaking animal just chillen* but that why I like him & it was kinda sad when he bit the dust

    • @kylele23
      @kylele23 2 года назад +3

      @@ciarandaragh8676 Yeah my friend was really bummed out about that too. What made the indominus fight memorable was that it was shown to be merciless and evil throughout the whole film prior. Gigachadsaurus in this movie was literally sleeping until dying in the last ten minutes. Only existing for a pointless filler action scene

  • @divoulos5758
    @divoulos5758 2 года назад +256

    the villain's plan reminds me of a donald duck comic that i read in 2014-2015 about a corporation that tried to make an electromagnetic canon to shoot clouds in the north pole.This would creat toxic rain that would destroy regular crops and require farmers to buy special seeds from the bad guys that were resistant to it.The fact that a supposed serious movie has the same plot but worse baffles me.Even the villains in this comic which was directed towards kids had tested their seeds unlike the villains in this movie.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 2 года назад +47

      Thats a pretty metal plot for a damn Donald duck comic

    • @alexgomez6723
      @alexgomez6723 2 года назад +26

      Who knew Donald Duck went that hard.

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 2 года назад +23

      @@alexgomez6723 Well... He did use different kinds of guns in the old Disney days, like gatling gun, double barrel shotgun.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 2 года назад

      @@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 That's sounds delightfully metal XD

    • @criticalsurria6773
      @criticalsurria6773 2 года назад +2

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  • @XEPER888888888888888
    @XEPER888888888888888 2 года назад +143

    Man...remember the days when Jurassic Park was just a movie about ppl trying to survive and escape a zoo/island of dinosaurs? Hearing Possum go over the plot to this shit, it really feels like Alex Kurtzman wrote the story. God this looks SOOO bad lol.

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад

      Kurtzman is just one of the many wokes ruining Hollywood productions with half-baked stories that focus more on their checklists of representation and making sure the story feebly bashes on something liberals hate but don't understand.
      "Okay, we need a woman of color to piggyback off the white male lead while we make a statement about GMO farming. Because what the world needs is forced inclusivity and reminding people that genetically modifying food to meet global demands is evil!"
      "I thought this was a dinosaur thriller movie."
      "Yes."

    • @ziontea7045
      @ziontea7045 2 года назад +3

      The only way that this movie feels connected is by the fact that it still revolves around the theme of unchecked genetic scientists poking around where they shouldn't. The dinosaurs were only medium to portray that

  • @markponce6211
    @markponce6211 2 года назад +357

    I feel that the idea of "humans coexisting with dinosaurs" is essentially impossible. Dinosaurs were around when things were bigger, a lot more plentiful, and easily sustainable for their size. Now that they're in a world that is completely different in size, survivability, and a whole different apex species that has taken over most of the world (humans), dinosaurs can't necessarily fit in with the rest of the world due to how difficult it might be to adapt to a new world. This is especially apparent to the animals and plants around them. Biodiversity is going to be absolutely destroyed by dinosaurs due to how fragile the food chain is. When a species is near to extinction, this affects the species that relies on them as a food source. This can make a domino effect that can wipe out several species and make mass extinction. Humans are also affected due to how aggressive these dinosaurs can be. Dinosaurs can attack towns and cities and make peoples' lives a living hell. They will be in constant threat of being mauled or being eaten alive. Not only do dinosaurs threaten biodiversity and the balance of nature, but they also threaten humanity as a whole.
    Simply put, dinosaurs can't coexist with humans. It's simply impossible.

    • @adams.2407
      @adams.2407 2 года назад +62

      Yeah they brushed that whole plot point off so quietly I was actually confused when it wasn't resolved in the slightest

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 2 года назад +36

      Its questionable if they could even breathe

    • @kireta21
      @kireta21 2 года назад +70

      Even if we disregard their ability to survive on modern day Earth, dinosaurs would be hunted down relentlessly anywhere people have significant presence just because of danger they present to farming or cattle. Incidents where people are killed would lead to authorities or volunteers hunting down enitre pack. "Jurassic World" could never occur, unless humans go near extinct first.

    • @neondreams0514
      @neondreams0514 2 года назад +40

      Shhh you're thinking too much about it
      HEY LOOK THERE'S JEFF GOLDBLUM

    • @thanatoast4389
      @thanatoast4389 2 года назад +8

      @@neondreams0514 Precisely. Cue Goldblum purr.

  • @The_Christian_Cavalier
    @The_Christian_Cavalier 2 года назад +58

    I love the scene one roarbillion years in the future where the T-Rex said; "Its Roarin' Time" and then she started roaring.

    • @becky5760
      @becky5760 2 года назад +6

      god I Fucking always wait for it. They gotta have the T. rex roar

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 2 года назад +3

      Truly a tear jerker, “It’s roarin’ time!” And proceeded to roar all over the place.

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 2 года назад +1

      @@becky5760 Fr, loved that as a kid. And even in these newer movies the roars are still cool/awesome I guess. Dinosaur go brrrrr in general really. But these movies while mostly rely on that aspect which makes sense, it can’t be solely the *only* thing that makes such movies enjoyable tho.

  • @switchplayer1016
    @switchplayer1016 2 года назад +164

    I like how when they show the clips at the end of the movie where all the animals are getting along the mosasauras is just swimming around because there is just no way to address the problem with that thing sinking fishing trawlers. And presumably eating surfers off the coast of California like there chicken nuggets.

    • @spacedinosaur8733
      @spacedinosaur8733 2 года назад +33

      And the Triceratops walking in line with the Elephants. The last "Dinosaurs in harmony with the planet" scenes were soo frigging stupid.

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 года назад +16

      @@spacedinosaur8733 Triceratops weren't even smart enough to team up with their own species lmao, let alone walk with Elephants

    • @mrwhom2188
      @mrwhom2188 2 года назад +14

      It's hilarious how they had to do such a contrived location retcon with the Mosasaurus pool in FK just to allow it to get out and then they... just... don't do anything with it lmao. Insane how absolutely meaningless such a seemingly important plot element is in both FK and JWD. Might as well cut it out entirely and it won't change jackshit

    • @Weird.Dreams
      @Weird.Dreams 2 года назад +6

      Wouldn't the oxygen level in the atmosphere need to be a lot higher for any of these dinosaurs to even breath?

    • @darkonyx6995
      @darkonyx6995 2 года назад +1

      @@spacedinosaur8733 Sinoceratops******

  • @grumpyoldwizard
    @grumpyoldwizard 2 года назад +149

    Man, the effects are horrible. That shot when they are looking at “blue”, the Forrest background looks completely unlike the background next to “blue”. Its horribly evident if you really look at the still.

    • @wiictvchannel1112
      @wiictvchannel1112 2 года назад +11

      You're not kidding. I know Possum's clip is bad quality and slowed down for copyright shit but it truly looks horrible. I read your comment before the video so I was looking for it.

    • @dannyboidee
      @dannyboidee 2 года назад

      The whole bus scene where Blue is checking on her baby is so obviously cgi to me. I had a whole argument with a friend who said it didnt and they actually filmed those parts

  • @draconis17
    @draconis17 2 года назад +195

    So wait, they had the locusts in a tank and setting them on fire was an option, but they still went with the "kidnap a girl and a dinosaur" route? Also, how do they even find out the girl and dinosaur have this special DNA that can fix their specific problem?

    • @waspanimations7037
      @waspanimations7037 2 года назад +18

      Because Dr Wu litteraly knew the person that created Maisie personally, and he created the dinosaur that was the mother to the baby dinosaur, did you even watch it?

    • @primeknight4274
      @primeknight4274 2 года назад +31

      @@waspanimations7037 read a few of your comments I don’t think anyone here has watched it lmao😂

    • @waspanimations7037
      @waspanimations7037 2 года назад +3

      @@primeknight4274 Then you shouldn't be complaining

    • @primeknight4274
      @primeknight4274 2 года назад +14

      @@waspanimations7037 I wasn’t? Lol I was agreeing with you

    • @draconis17
      @draconis17 2 года назад +22

      @@waspanimations7037 no I didn't, and I don't intend to.

  • @JonathanRossRogers
    @JonathanRossRogers 2 года назад +85

    The need to add a bigger, badder dinosaur to every sequel is understandable, but why not take the threat in a different direction? The shocking twist could be that Blue was in charge of Evil Incorporated the whole time. She knew that dinosaurs as weapons makes no sense, but by the time the foolish humans realize that, it would be too late.

    • @laurendearnley9595
      @laurendearnley9595 2 года назад +17

      Bonus points if they burst into the office, the tall chair slowly turns, and she's holding a fluffy white cat.

    • @JonathanRossRogers
      @JonathanRossRogers 2 года назад +2

      @@laurendearnley9595 Blue Blofeld FTW!

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 2 года назад +3

      Clever girl...

  • @pradeepdungdung4379
    @pradeepdungdung4379 2 года назад +70

    with the title Jurassic World Dominion you'd think the main focus of the movie would be on the co-existence of dinosaurs with humans and animal kingdom but nope they just brush it off

    • @darkonyx6995
      @darkonyx6995 2 года назад +4

      Ok, but how they would made a movie about people living with dinosaurs? Like, you can't do a story based solely on this unless it's like a slice of life anime or some shit like that.

    • @marquesdunn4934
      @marquesdunn4934 2 года назад +2

      @@darkonyx6995 A good writer could bring the idea of that to life...Steven Spielberg and the team from JP could do that

    • @GengarFan1997
      @GengarFan1997 2 года назад

      @@marquesdunn4934 Key word is *could*

  • @MikeTheEnforcer
    @MikeTheEnforcer 2 года назад +79

    I'm betting they had put an assortment of scripts/ideas into a hat and pulled out "bioengineered locust".

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад +13

      All the worse that they didn't beat the shit out of whoever put that idea in the hat.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 2 года назад +5

      I imagine the writing room being like that tank of manitees from South Park that write Family Guy episodes by pushing balls with words on them

    • @Narcan885
      @Narcan885 2 года назад +3

      I'd bet they're using AI to write scripts. That way they don't have to pay real writers, or pay them less, or hire their friends.

  • @patrickvstheworld7017
    @patrickvstheworld7017 2 года назад +105

    Yeah, I really hate how toned down it is in terms of violence and gore. I get that they want to sell to kids for toy purchases and more movie tickets, but I really miss the original 2 films that actually had gore and themes of horror. The franchise is just a shell of what it used to be.

    • @r3dr4te963
      @r3dr4te963 2 года назад +5

      The franchise is kinda dead long time ago. The series is not able be expanded more than the first three, they can't make dinosaurs more threatening.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 года назад +14

      As a kid growing up with the originals, primarily the second, if anything Jurassic Park sold me more dinosaur toys, books, games and movies as it was. Just shows how out of touch these executives are nowadays. Kids will be bored, adults will be frustrated, and no dinosaur toys will be flying off of shelves.

    • @conman7295
      @conman7295 2 года назад +4

      The franchise is more extinct than the dinosaurs in the film

    • @Sableantelopeenjoyer
      @Sableantelopeenjoyer Год назад

      Yes these movies aren’t violent I mean we only see
      2 guys get eaten by the I rex
      A shitload of ACU get eaten
      A guy getting his spine broken on a branch
      Indominus rex ripping an anky’s head off
      A woman getting brutally drowned by pterodons
      Even more men eaten
      Hoskins getting torn apart
      Indominus rec being killed by mosasaurus
      Mosasaurus eating a man
      Blue killing more people
      Blue getting shot
      Rexy killing a Carnotaurus
      Thousands of dinosaurs dying
      A raptor loosing blood
      Indoraptor ripping a man to peices
      Indoraptor getting impaled
      Eli mills being eaten
      Giganotosaurus killing a T. rex in the past
      Guy gets burned alive
      Allosaurus eating people
      Lystrosaurus beheading an oviraptor
      Baryonyx tearing a man’s face off
      Dilo getting it’s grill zapped off
      Giganotosaurus getting it’s throat burned
      Dodgson getting blinded by dilos
      And giga getting impaled by a therizinosaurus.

    • @NHG97
      @NHG97 Год назад +7

      @@Sableantelopeenjoyer Stop trying to defend this franchise because none of those scenes felt no where violent or gory

  • @whatsthepointanymore
    @whatsthepointanymore 2 года назад +64

    The most unbelievable thing in this movie is the idea a pilot would hang a bead door in their airplane.

    • @albertmendez2262
      @albertmendez2262 2 года назад +12

      Or that a giant flying dinosaur could catch up to a plane going over 200 mph.

    • @b.r.a.d8674
      @b.r.a.d8674 2 года назад +1

      @@albertmendez2262 Flying dinosaurs don't exist, so that wasn't a dinosaur.

  • @swagwolfgang
    @swagwolfgang 2 года назад +16

    When the gigachadsaurus looked directly into the camera and said “we live in a society” i cried

  • @left4newbz
    @left4newbz 2 года назад +76

    God, the world they've built from the first JW movie to this is so zany. Reckon it would've been more interesting if they focused on how ecologically disastrous, dominating, and unsustainable the genetic freaks are in modern nature.

    • @ninjaturtlefan2003
      @ninjaturtlefan2003 2 года назад +8

      Way more interesting. Can’t imagine millions and millions of two story tall lizards being able to adapt and survive in our ecosystem

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 2 года назад

      And how it’s Pandora’s box being opened/genie out of the bottle situation.

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 2 года назад

      @@ninjaturtlefan2003 Actually I think it’s probable they dominate and drive a lot of the local life to extinction. If anything just a shrinkage of size over time but still would dominate. Replacing most of the life.

  • @Corsair-Mandrake
    @Corsair-Mandrake 2 года назад +65

    i think i saw somewhere that the director is trying to make jurrasic park into a planet of the apes scenario with humanity dying off and the dinos replacing them. the only thing in this movie that could possible do this is the locusts. but the concept for that anywhay is so god damn stupid. we have guns, dinos dont. the thing that made scence in Planet of the Apes is the disease that influenced both humans and apes in their own way. Theres not anything like it for for jurrasic park for this. Theres not enough dinos in the world to make large populations an issue as well.

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 2 года назад +19

      The person who made the Jurassic world movies also helped make planet of the apes unironically
      These new movies are just running out of ideas

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад +6

      Last I heard, this is the last movie in the Jurassic franchise. It's entirely possible we'll get more, but for now they want us to think it's done.

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 года назад +5

      The troodons were the smartest dinosaurs theorised to become like humans if the extinction didn't happen, so maybe make a weird ass film where they get guns or something

    • @official_sleepless_sergeant
      @official_sleepless_sergeant 2 года назад +1

      ​@@Breakaway-ic5gj Troodon is a former wastebasket taxon, so it doesn't really exist anymore according to a study by paleontologists, BUT it can be linked to either Latenivenatrix or Stenonychosaurus (some still think that Troodon exists, but the general consensus is that it didn't and that it (Troodon) is no longer valid)

  • @jashloseher578
    @jashloseher578 2 года назад +33

    The extra stupid thing about that whole "oh no, they're free" junk from the previous movie, is that there was like two dozen different dinosaurs that got let out. How the hell does that seed the entire planet with wild free-range murder monsters? Also if they want to be autistic about feathers, they should probably remember that the dinosaurs also existed in a far denser atmosphere than what we have now. They'd have no energy to do anything.

    • @Ergeniz
      @Ergeniz 2 года назад

      This stupidity came from JP2's site B, where there were only a handful of different species and we're supposed to accept "assexual reproduction" magically resulted in them breeding into a huge population/ecosystem.

    • @darkonyx6995
      @darkonyx6995 2 года назад +3

      🌈✨Suspension of disbelief ✨🌈

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 2 года назад

      The feathered dinosaur was just a little “nod” I guess to the science behind such creatures. Not anything “autistic” lmao. I think that’s fine.
      The belief that the Earth had more oxygen during the reign of dinosaurs is not fully agreed upon by paleontologists. Because the existence of quite huge mammalian megafauna just a few million/hundred thousand years ago brings suspicion about that claim. Also the sheer size of whales of course.
      The biggest of dinosaurs getting larger on land than most mammals is in part due to no complications revolving around live birth on land etc. That’s one more modern theory.

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 Год назад

      They were probably gene engineered to be able to survive in thinner atmosphere.

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 2 года назад +64

    This always happens to the Jurassic park franchise. The first movie is basically a thriller with Dinosaurs and then the sequel tries to one up it and then the one after that is just a pg film with Dinosaurs roaming around and not being harmed except for the bad dinosaur.

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад +9

      Too bad Jurassic World 1 sucked. It definitely couldn't hold a candle to Jurassic Park 1.

    • @wiictvchannel1112
      @wiictvchannel1112 2 года назад +14

      Lost World and JP3 are legitimately entertaining, though.

    • @thewaywards.o.b8616
      @thewaywards.o.b8616 2 года назад +5

      Honestly JP3 was weirder in that regard, they let the evil dino live while killing a fan favorite

    • @Proteus_Ridley
      @Proteus_Ridley 2 года назад +2

      @@thewaywards.o.b8616 And I think that's why they have yet allowed said evil dino to appear in movies, while always letting T.rex win (well, I still think it's disrepectful letting it win by teaming TWICE, it was fine with I.rex but not Giga)

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 2 года назад +2

      JPI through III though all felt like Jurassic Park films, and were genuinely scary... which in III's case was a miracle given its tortured production cycle.
      IV at least captured most of that... and had no subsiquent film been made, I bet most would be fine with the resulting Quadrilogy (I certainly was)... but then Trevarrow shat the bed with V...

  • @marymauney3235
    @marymauney3235 2 года назад +32

    You know, that is a REALLY good point about how killing the locusts is never questioned whereas the dinosaurs are framed as having a right to life. No other reviewer I’ve seen has brought that up. And it’s not like even the most benign herbivore isn’t going to DEVASTATE any ecosystem it’s in by eating massive amounts of vegetation, which is inevitably going to drive other species to extinction.

    • @rogersstinson4019
      @rogersstinson4019 2 года назад

      I don’t think the locust necessarily died.

    • @wtfbros5110
      @wtfbros5110 2 года назад +3

      Because deep inside Man still has bias
      "You see, its ok because theyre not amniotes like us and dinos"

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 2 года назад

      @@wtfbros5110 it’s not even deep down. Most people have a very surface level hierarchal bias. That’s the reason there are entire RUclips channels dedicated to slicing up live fish, shooting birds, pouring molten metal on entire ant colonies etc but if a person filmed themselves kicking a single dog they’d be demonized and more than likely end up getting arrested

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 Год назад

      I found that completely stupid as well. These dinosaurs only live because mankind artificially brought them back to life, theyre essentially just big toys and have nothing to do with nature.

    • @jeffreyskoritowski4114
      @jeffreyskoritowski4114 Год назад

      I found the scene where the "Beta" killed the Wolf really offensive.

  • @jrr2480
    @jrr2480 2 года назад +46

    The biggest problem I have with this movie is at it's Convoluted. Also, I feel like Dr. Malcolm should have died a hero's death, but no named good guy character has died in this movie. Only villains and unnamed back ground characters got killed.

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 2 года назад +2

      I don't think fans will be happy if characters like Dr Malcolm were to get killed off

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 2 года назад +1

      I don't think fans will be happy if characters like Dr Malcolm were to get killed off

    • @wiictvchannel1112
      @wiictvchannel1112 2 года назад +9

      @@animezilla4486 He dies in the book. But besides that it's not like he adds anything and having him or one of the OG characters die might bring some kind of impact. I don't know, I'm not even sure what a JP fan looks like these days.

    • @thewaywards.o.b8616
      @thewaywards.o.b8616 2 года назад +4

      I honestly expected him to die when he did that thing with the torch, it was the perfect time and way to do it, sacrificing his life to save the group. I would have been sad because I like the character, but I agree it would have given the movie some much needed stakes

    • @jrr2480
      @jrr2480 2 года назад +1

      @@thewaywards.o.b8616 I very much agree 👍

  • @Eidolon1andOnly
    @Eidolon1andOnly 2 года назад +61

    I like how possum pronounces _every_ as "avery". Same with "averyone"

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 года назад +64

    An evil corporation creates bioengineered locust that destroy all the crops in the world, except the crops owned by said corporation.
    Did the writers just find a random script from a Captain Planet episode or something?

    • @thesexybatman263
      @thesexybatman263 2 года назад +23

      Nah, they just hired Monsanto employees to write the script

    • @Snyperwolf91
      @Snyperwolf91 2 года назад

      Incomptence , No education , Pretentiousness , Lack of intelligence , No talent .
      BY THE POWERS COMBINED , I AM CAPTAIN HOLLYWOOD !!!

    • @RiylanCorma
      @RiylanCorma 2 года назад +20

      Nope, they found ol' Billy Gates' fantasy diary.

    • @80krauser
      @80krauser 2 года назад +12

      Klaus Schwab lent them his next evil scheme to use.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 2 года назад +4

      Compared to what *Biosyn* (INGEN's rival in the books & some games, and implied to exist also in the JP1 film) got up to; this is just pathetic.
      Shows how braindead the director was.

  • @CinnamonGrrlErin1
    @CinnamonGrrlErin1 2 года назад +58

    I wish Pete Postlethwaite was still with us so he could reprise his role from The Lost World. It would've made the movie shorter, but more satisfying.

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 2 года назад +15

      To quote Roland Tempo directly:
      " I spent enough time in the presence of *DEATH!!* "

    • @shagohad3
      @shagohad3 2 года назад

      @@thatonea-hole Company of death

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 2 года назад +8

      Roland knew when to leave the JP universe... he'd seen enough of this shite.

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 2 года назад +6

      Just thirty minutes of him punching everyone in to face with gun stock. Glorious.

  • @commandorpirx912
    @commandorpirx912 2 года назад +35

    So it's one of those 'the less you think about how little sense it makes, the more you'll enjoy it' kind of movies.

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 2 года назад +8

      And that's exactly why the movie doing well in the box office because the general audience is trying to have a good time

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад +3

      I tried that with Fallen Kingdom. It didn't work. I didn't think about the plot, and it was still a shitty movie.

    • @vcamv2354
      @vcamv2354 2 года назад +12

      @@animezilla4486 Uhm, you need to use your brain to have a good time. If you just want to see dinos on screen and not think about it, just watch clips on RUclips
      Or a documentary, or The Land Before time movies
      Just because "Audiences just want a good time" doesn't mean you have to make a dumb movie

    • @prickledickle5238
      @prickledickle5238 2 года назад

      Guys I just wanna say even though some movies in this franchise are dumb they’re just fun dinosaur filled movies not serious representations I get concepts are dumb but just enjoy the movies e

    • @vcamv2354
      @vcamv2354 2 года назад +2

      @@prickledickle5238 We need brains to enjoy the movies. Also, the last one can't even be called dinosaur filled as they're hella secondary to the plot. Sadly, some movies are just so dumb and badly executed you can't enjoy them. If I wanted to just see dinosaurs, instead of a good movie, there's plenty of documentaries you can watch

  • @evildoughboy7773
    @evildoughboy7773 2 года назад +21

    I swear this movie was written by shortbus kindergarteners, from ideas like a handful of dinosaurs taking over the world to weaponizing them for military reasons with a gun shaped laser pointer. Hell, I'm surprised they didn't call the shady corporation, Evil Inc.

  • @d1halberdgnoll963
    @d1halberdgnoll963 2 года назад +30

    What really gets me is the audience score. Apparently people love this tripe and the critics are right for once. Also: Didn't some producer guy say the movie was "the T-Rex's story"? What happened to that?

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 Год назад +2

      The T Rex had to step aside because big locusts are simply too good of an idea to not be the main threat.

  • @andrewwoolford8073
    @andrewwoolford8073 2 года назад +287

    > Bioengineered locusts
    What the hell has this got to do with Jurassic Park?

    • @Snyperwolf91
      @Snyperwolf91 2 года назад +47

      Because .... Science , i guess?

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 2 года назад +68

      I was hoping they’d say they’re some kind of extinct insect from the Carboniferous period
      But nope, just giant locust :/

    • @nerobernardino88
      @nerobernardino88 2 года назад +16

      @@ksoundkaiju9256 Imagine if the movie was about the mass casualties from a war against meganeuras.

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 2 года назад +5

      In a way the bioenngeering as exist in JP universe woud be main source of issues in that universe then few dinos.

    • @ziontea7045
      @ziontea7045 2 года назад +2

      Jurassic Park has always been about unchecked genetic science and bioengineering and the potential for harm it causes

  • @ackarcue203
    @ackarcue203 2 года назад +13

    Thing is, the setting barely changes in terms of dinosaurs and humans.
    The beginning of the movie shows that dinosaurs are a threat, a massive anomaly to the modern ecosystem and now effectively takes over the food chain as both carnivores and herbivores could power their way over today's animals.
    A couple thousand of locusts dying later*
    Dinosaurs are now seen to be peacefully roaming with horses, eating leaves off the redwood, or just chilling with humpback whales. What's to worry? It's just some childlike wonder right?
    That's the problem, the plot was isolated to yet another shady genetic lab with little connection to a setting which was now expanded worldwide. It started the same, it ended the same; dinosaurs living among us with no repercussions.

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley 2 года назад +25

    Great to see a review at last! It’s long enough to get the job done, but of course I wish there could have been more.

  • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
    @banquetoftheleviathan1404 2 года назад +8

    My favorite part was when blue showed up and said “dinos together, strong”

  • @BigBossMan538
    @BigBossMan538 2 года назад +13

    The dinosaurs are selectively portrayed. Sometimes they're just animals and have no ill will, other times they're dangerous monsters. The first JP wasn't perfect for sure, but it was JW that really dropped the ball.

  • @wryse1081
    @wryse1081 2 года назад +12

    this movie definitely had rewrites, i recall that blue had a mate and didn't just reproduce asexually like she did in this movie, and i also think the locust plot wasn't a thing either, the early promotional material seemed to put way more emphasis on how the world is invaded by dinosaurs and that this is the problem the characters have to face.

  • @mattguy1773
    @mattguy1773 2 года назад +48

    Ark respects Jurassic park/world way more than universal does

  • @mathiasstaggers3835
    @mathiasstaggers3835 2 года назад +5

    The whole stupid shit of “we must protect the dinosaurs’ lives” all started in the Lost World and they basically haven’t looked back. The only time I can think of a person killing a dino was when one of the raptors got taken out by a grenade launcher in Jurassic World

  • @lonelymf8892
    @lonelymf8892 2 года назад +5

    Just watched Jurassic world dominion 🥱Best movie of all time My favorite part is when the giganotosaurus knocked out the T. rex then Godzilla came out of nowhere and said “it’s morbin time” and morbs everyone in the movie and theaters Gave me goosebumps of joy Ultimately one of the movie of all time

    • @shadowfreddygaming69420
      @shadowfreddygaming69420 4 дня назад

      I liked the part when Rexy said "It's roarin' time" and roared all over the other dino's

  • @Vanessinha91Pucca
    @Vanessinha91Pucca 2 года назад +14

    I miss when this franchise was about a Jurastic Park that goes wrong

  • @marlom7882
    @marlom7882 2 года назад +22

    I remembered how I wanted to see the genetically modified hybrid dinosaurs like the indominous rex, the scorpios rex, and the indoraptor. You can imagine my *disappointment* when they didn’t have any

  • @nicholaskozemko802
    @nicholaskozemko802 2 года назад +9

    You forgot the part where mario stabbed the gigachadsaureus with a goddamn pocket knife

  • @AnAshenCrow
    @AnAshenCrow 2 года назад +25

    When I finished the first three movies as a kid I dreamed of a continuation in where the dinosaurs invaded normal life like a monster movie. One can still dream when they re-re-remake the franchise because it seems that they ain't going to let them die any time soon.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 2 года назад

      I feel like that idea only works in fanfiction because its actually really stupid in practice

    • @ninjaturtlefan2003
      @ninjaturtlefan2003 2 года назад

      At this point, we need to let them die.

    • @GengarFan1997
      @GengarFan1997 2 года назад

      @@guilhermehank4938 "Sounds good on paper, not well executed."

  • @bentramer682
    @bentramer682 2 года назад +32

    I work at a movie theater and I scraped together enough free tickets for me and a group of my friends to go and see it without paying, anyway we had more fun than the movie could have been on its own. Definitely don't pay for it but I'd recommend it if you're stupid.

    • @thewaywards.o.b8616
      @thewaywards.o.b8616 2 года назад +2

      I mean I respect it if you don't like it but you don't have to insult people for liking what they like dude

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 2 года назад +5

      @@thewaywards.o.b8616 I mean when it becomes so easy for film companies to dump out meaningless cash cows those people sort of become the problem. I'm not saying everyone is stupid and actually can't enjoy deep films but when they basically go to see the same surface level stuff every time they don't have to be challenged by art. This teaches studios they don't have to care or try when making anything and the masses will still give them a ton of money.

    • @thenoobgamer95
      @thenoobgamer95 2 года назад +1

      @@thewaywards.o.b8616 sorry bro but when enough people say it's a ''turn your brain off'' movie then there's no other way to put it.

    • @thewaywards.o.b8616
      @thewaywards.o.b8616 2 года назад +1

      @@thenoobgamer95 yes,, there is? People don't have to be stupid to enjoy something simple

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 2 года назад

      @@thewaywards.o.b8616 case in point the original Jurassic Park movie it wasn't a "turn your brain off" movie it was thrilling, smart and exciting. A film should never be boring so simply saying the merits of a film are "something exciting happens." you really are just describing the selling points of any movie made...ever. it's sorta like selling a puzzle based solely on the fact it makes a picture of some kind, rather than what specific pictures or challenge levels.

  • @SimGunther
    @SimGunther 2 года назад +26

    They had such little confidence they didn't even bother to give the name of the movie in ANY of the trailers. Almost like they didn't want people to find this bowl of MEEEEEEEH

  • @JoeSyxpack
    @JoeSyxpack 2 года назад +46

    Wait, if the locust are running rampant and eating the world's food supply, why do they need dna from the compound? Wouldn't the dna be all over the place?

    • @waspanimations7037
      @waspanimations7037 2 года назад +7

      That was explained in the movie, they needed the DNA from the compound to compare it to the wild locust DNA so they can prove that biosyn created the locust.

    • @JoeSyxpack
      @JoeSyxpack 2 года назад +23

      @@waspanimations7037 Nope. Didn't even know about this movie.

    • @wiictvchannel1112
      @wiictvchannel1112 2 года назад +5

      @@waspanimations7037 That's so stupid though

    • @waspanimations7037
      @waspanimations7037 2 года назад +3

      @@wiictvchannel1112 Why?

    • @wiictvchannel1112
      @wiictvchannel1112 2 года назад +5

      @@waspanimations7037 Because the whole thing is stupid? Not sure what answer you're looking for here.

  • @FreezinUrTundra
    @FreezinUrTundra 2 года назад +16

    Only few groups care to actually put effort into movies these days.

  • @roboshark4957
    @roboshark4957 2 года назад +2

    The lack of argument at "birds are actually dinosaurs" is my favorite. The light slap gave me some giggles.

  • @zvenafnazbalji7539
    @zvenafnazbalji7539 2 года назад +13

    I like how they hyped up the Malta action scene like a bajilion times. and it turns out to be very lackluster.

  • @Rose_Bride
    @Rose_Bride 2 года назад +2

    9:23
    _"...that's what movies ARE now-"_
    I don't know why, but this line tickled me SO much...😂

  • @ThieflyChap
    @ThieflyChap 2 года назад +12

    I think Dinosaurs would find it hard to live in the modern world since the climate is much different.
    If I recall correctly, Earth was much warmer and wetter back then, until the Cretaceous when the climate started to shift.
    Correct if I'm wrong, it's been a while.

    • @wiictvchannel1112
      @wiictvchannel1112 2 года назад +6

      Not to mention more oxygen. But I can look past that sort of stuff since these aren't real dinosaurs and grew up in our climate anyways.

    • @ludwigwilliams9153
      @ludwigwilliams9153 2 года назад +5

      The oxygen thing wouldn’t be a big deal to dinosaurs since they have a closed respiratory system, but locusts(and all terrestrial arthropods) have an open respiratory system, locusts the size of the ones in the movie would die from oxygen deficiency within minutes. Insects that size have been extinct longer than the dinosaurs have because of the relatively low modern oxygen levels

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 2 года назад +3

      Basicly yes. For example T. rex lived in latitude comparable to modern temperet regions yet it was basicly subtropical (but with 4 seasons cycle. On really cold winters there could be few centimetres of snow for few days)
      There was even forests in polar circles.

    • @petarkukuljica4372
      @petarkukuljica4372 2 года назад

      @@wiictvchannel1112 stop with the oxygen bs that only matters to insects

    • @mattm8870
      @mattm8870 2 года назад +1

      @@petarkukuljica4372 even if the amount of oxygen matter theres more today 21% that there was during the time of the dinosaurs 19%. I am pretty sure he thinking of the Carboniferous but that ended 69 millions years before the first dinosaur walked the Earth.

  • @teacoon6399
    @teacoon6399 6 месяцев назад +1

    Having Maisie’s mother be the one who cloned herself destroyed Maisie’s whole character for me. What they COULD have done instead is have Lockwood be the one to ‘fix’ her genetic code to ensure she wouldn’t get the disease after his daughter died. It would further play into the conflict he had with Hammond where Hammond thought cloning humans went too far because unlike dinosaurs, a human clone will have an actual reaction upon learning they are a ‘copy.’

  • @nicole1063
    @nicole1063 2 года назад +4

    whys nobody talking about how this doctor literally gave birth to HERSELF

  • @rexmundi3108
    @rexmundi3108 2 года назад +10

    10:50 I felt that slap.

  • @tranceemerson8325
    @tranceemerson8325 2 года назад +30

    the movie where they secretly reveal the plot of the pandemic and then snicker at you for not being able to see through the thinly veiled parallels.

    • @80krauser
      @80krauser 2 года назад

      What’s really weird is most of the global seed trade is ALREADY under a monopoly!

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 2 года назад +2

      It's all so tiring

    • @tranceemerson8325
      @tranceemerson8325 2 года назад

      @@tadpolegaming4510 REEEE🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂

  • @HughMansonMD
    @HughMansonMD Год назад +2

    Jurassic Park then: "Nature is too powerful a force to make a play thing of."
    Jurassic Park now: "I love you, Blue, you're my best friend."

  • @bananaman1125
    @bananaman1125 2 года назад +5

    Glad you made another video possum hope you have a good day

  • @dinolover
    @dinolover 2 года назад +3

    "So it bitchslaps the deer away" lmao

  • @XShadOBabeX
    @XShadOBabeX 2 года назад +3

    The only thing I would argue is the idea that a herbivore like Therizinosaurus wouldn’t randomly attack another herbivore for no reason. Herbivores can be mean as frick.
    Got look up “Rhino launches warthog”. It’s on RUclips. Coincidentally, rhinos have terrible eyesight, and people theorize that this Therizinosaurus is blind.
    Best defense is a good offense for some animals.

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax Год назад

      Herbivores can be more dangerous than carnivores. The most dangerous animal in Africa is the Hippopotamus. A herbivore.
      Herbivores also eat meat if it comes up. Even the Hippopotamus. Who kills and eats other animals for fun, sometimes. But it's mostly a herbivore.
      The therazinasaurus absolutely could be a aggressive dinosaur.

  • @Mate397
    @Mate397 2 года назад +5

    So the whole dinosaur thing is pushed into the background to have some narrative about giant locusts and food price hiking? The fuck?

  • @aquatiger8
    @aquatiger8 2 года назад +18

    looking at how toned down this movie was and how little dinosaur death they included... do you think they did that on purpose cuz they have some secret facility where they're developing dinosaurs embryos and want everyone complacent in the event that things go south?
    haven't seen the movie, but there was really nothing in the trailers showing how humanity had to evolve to live with the dinosaurs. which I FEEEEL should have been included in the trailer instead of all the gratuitous "callbacks" and "references." those kinda details would make me actually wanna watch the movie, but their exclusion makes me think that the movie just glossed over that little detail like I'm some kind of a moron

  • @jimmyjames6796
    @jimmyjames6796 2 года назад +1

    The preview of this movie alone along with what I saw in the previous one was enough for me to assume that this movie was going to be worthy of possum food

  • @johntitor1256
    @johntitor1256 2 года назад +4

    There I was wondering when I last saw a Possum Review, and then this video showed up on my feed. That's chaos theory, I guess.

  • @texasalalmoful
    @texasalalmoful 2 года назад +2

    Yeah but that part where Owen Grady breaks the 4th wall & winks at the camera & says “it’s raptorin’ time, baby” that was a scene in the movie

  • @LFC_Fan23
    @LFC_Fan23 2 года назад +12

    We're never gonna stop getting uninspired garbage like this movie if audiences keep their low expectations. This and movies like it having decently high audience scores on Rotten Tomatoes, and making large amounts of money is why i don't trust audience opinions.

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 2 года назад +1

    What a hyperbolically contrived fever dream of a movie. It’s like it was directed by Roland Emmerich and JJ Abrams

  • @DangerVille
    @DangerVille 2 года назад +6

    The T. Rex from the opening is the same one from later on, idk who told you otherwise.

  • @amethyst_dawn
    @amethyst_dawn 2 года назад +9

    What irks me the most is that the supposed "themes" of the JW trilogy could have been represented properly with some easy script fixes. And by easy, I mean a month or so longer at the drawing board tops, basically nothing for a film production. I'll prove it!
    JW I: "Don't play God, you can't handle His job."
    Basically a rehash of the theme of the original JP, but maybe this time the dinosaur can escape through actual intellect or pure negligence like the raptors from the JP book! Instead of a fat guy pushing the "abomination escape here" button, have the administrators be overconfident in their massively commercially successful park, and overlook some small red flags like the occasional missing tourist beyond a cursory "investigation".
    JW II: "Should we let our abominations die, or save them?"
    Keep the plot about the black market, but don't make it the focus, make it the subplot instead. Also ditch the military subplot entirely, it's moronic. Instead focus on the dilemma and conversation of saving the manmade animals or letting them perish as the island erupts, showing each side's arguments through actions more than blatant mouthpiece dialogue. Start building tension between main characters as they start taking opposing stances. Get Malcolm to be more active, and either put him on the side that best fits his (film) character,.or make him be the neutral voice of reason.
    JW III: "Pandora's Box is opened, what now?"
    Due to mismanagement of the black market, faulty control over the dinosaur sanctuary established at the end of the last film, and escaping pets, dinosaurs are now multiple massively invasive species, and the conversation from the previous film not only continues but escalates to either letting nature adapt as it's done millions of times before without human intervention, or taking moderation over nature into our own hands once again only thins time in the hopes to repair it. Both sides carry the weight of massive human intervention being the root of the problem, and the solution, making it less nature vs. man and more man vs. man, with seeds of tension in the previous films coming to a head in this one.
    You could've easily had a worthy successor to the first JP movie, Universal. Three, even. But you went for "fat guy pushes a button", "military psycho assassin raptor", and "Bill Gates is evil"... the third one somehow being the most jarring thing I've seen from this franchise, it's so out of place.

  • @ksoundkaiju9256
    @ksoundkaiju9256 2 года назад +37

    Possum only went to see dominion to try and get his dinosaur in his sister friend’s park
    But he just came back with a review instead

    • @FeuerblutRM
      @FeuerblutRM 2 года назад

      Don't be so disgusting, not even for a cheap laugh! You leave your fingers off of your brother's or sister's frens! Unspoken law.

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic 2 года назад +1

      A possum has two dinosaurs.

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 2 года назад +2

      @@RoninCatholic a girl has two parks if you’re nasty enough

    • @GengarFan1997
      @GengarFan1997 2 года назад

      @@ksoundkaiju9256 God damn you're down bad, sheesh.

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 2 года назад +4

    I watched the movie. You can severely intoxicate yourself by making a drinking game where you take a shot every time there's a contrived coincidence in the plot.

  • @rockbottom2822
    @rockbottom2822 2 года назад +8

    6:55 Every movie Hollywood creates is an unintentional comedy.

  • @avacornthelastponybender8583
    @avacornthelastponybender8583 5 месяцев назад +1

    My biggest problem with Dominion was simply it doesn't feel like a Jurassic movie
    A true Jurassic movie makes it clear that at our protagonists have to be careful because at a dinosaur could show up & eat them at any moment
    Every other Jurassic movie does this, except this one
    Sure Clair, Owen & what's-her-name are put in that kind of situation, but it's a side plot that lasts 20 minutes
    Instead the main plot feels like the protagonists have to sneak around a little or else humans will catch them & it's about as exciting as watching paint dry

  • @Arclight104
    @Arclight104 2 года назад +6

    This movie should have been all about cadillacs and dinosaurs instead. That's a good premise...

  • @eloso2225
    @eloso2225 2 года назад +3

    So basically Dominion is betther than Fallen Kingdom in the same sense being punch in the nuts once is better than being punch in the nuts twice.

  • @CharlesChroniel
    @CharlesChroniel 2 года назад +3

    This live-action adaptation of Cadillacs and Dinosaurs sure looks nothing like the source material.
    Great review, possum. Loved the use of random clips to represent the scenes, specially the one from the first JW movie.

  • @endlessedgar4576
    @endlessedgar4576 2 года назад +3

    This one sounds like it ALMOST has a coherent goal and motivations! A step up from the last one.

  • @danielhpcarvalho4348
    @danielhpcarvalho4348 2 года назад +3

    Glad you posted dude. Your videos never fail to make me laugh.

  • @endlessedgar4576
    @endlessedgar4576 2 года назад +5

    Fallen Kingdom: "In the end maybe a couple dozen dinosaurs escaped and NOTHING was made by ANY government about it".
    Dominion: "NO ONE has done ANYTHING about dinosaurs on the loose yet and everyone lived happily ever after along dinosaurs cuz as we all know introducing a bunch of new species to any environment is not a big deal".
    Guess it doesn't take that much effort or knowledge on how the real world works to be a writer.

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater Год назад +1

    The "life finds a way" line wasn't about survival. It was about how you can't control life and if you try to, it will turn out badly.
    But the Jurassic Park movies haven't really been about that in anything more than a superficial way since the first one, so who cares?

  • @jwnj9716
    @jwnj9716 2 года назад +8

    This franchise needs to end.

  • @the_gaming_hyena24
    @the_gaming_hyena24 2 года назад +2

    1:48 that’s because blue and beta would be covered in feather-oh. Yeah. Anyways, that’s a valid point lol

  • @TheOneToKeepYouWaiting
    @TheOneToKeepYouWaiting 2 года назад +3

    The concept of dinosaurs infesting the earth could be used to make an awesome Monster Hunter-esque movie.

  • @timebird78
    @timebird78 2 года назад +1

    Love that little "Birds are Dinosaurs" slap :D

  • @Nukeclearw1nter
    @Nukeclearw1nter 2 года назад +4

    The idea of using dinosaurs for war is ridiculous, considering we have tanks,jets,nuclear weapons and rpg’s but whatever.

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 года назад

      Given your username and avatar, you do realize that deathclaws in Fallout are literally the same concept, right? I wouldn't be surprised if the writers for the Jurassic World franchise lifted it.
      Obviously Fallout is more satirical, so deathclaws are meant to be a zany extreme, but nevertheless, it's a setting with personnel nuclear weaponry and power armor, but also included bioengineered military reptiles.

    • @Nukeclearw1nter
      @Nukeclearw1nter 2 года назад +1

      @@mallios13 yes, I do but unlike Jurassic world there’s no armored vehicles or jets that can take out deathclaws in one hit.

  • @zonQe
    @zonQe 2 года назад +2

    I guess this verifies how much people care about the names of the original characters.
    Sam Neill - Alan Grant
    Laura Dern - Ellie Sattler
    Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm
    MUST REMEMBER