I came up with a really bad meme speedrun: small pockets%. You have really small pockets, so you can't carry more than 3 moons at a time and you have to constantly deposit then into the Odyssey. I was originally thinking only 1 moon but then you'd need to make exceptions for multi moons, or do mincap strats to avoid the cascade multi moon.
@@want-diversecontent3887 Now that I think about it that actually would be pretty funny. Though I am just now realizing we'd also need exceptions for ruined and Bowser's kingdom (unless we find ways to skip those multi moons). Or we say that for ruined and bowser, you need two additional moons and pretend those specific multis are singles. (Ruined does have exactly two others before post-game)
I was also thinking maybe you have the encumbered thing like from Skyrim, so you also can't fast travel while holding a moon. In case this "category" wasn't already bad enough.
It wasn't in the video, but there was a meme run where CJ had to follow all traffic laws in metro and couldn't break any laws. I watched this stream a week after getting y learners and found that extremely funny
@@cjyahi cj I would love to see you Skeleton% which is where you have to get the skeleton skin as fast as you can. Keep in mind, you can only get that after beating the game AND getting 9999 coins.
Hot take: Meme speedruns are just as legitimate as any other speedrun. The goals set by developers are just as arbitrary as their intended way of getting there.
in all dino% i was honestly expecting that for the 4th dino in metro you'd just have to take a capture of it with the capture button rather than capture it with cappy. shame that's not the goal
Everybody being like "Yoshi counts as a dinosaur" but remember if the run counted Yoshi then CJ wouldn't have done it in this stream because of the length. You'd have to enter like three sub-areas in Dark Side, it would be a Dark Side run basically. Edit: It's even worse. I forgot Yoshi is in DARKER SIDE.
Talk-A-Too is kinda neat, but often feels very vanilla, since the goals tend to be the same, just differently ordered. Makes me wonder if a "Trap Randomizer"(?) would be doable: Where everything LOOKS normal, but Moons, Coins & Purple Coins are Randomized, & enemies behave normally, but what enemy is what capture is Randomized. (With some exceptions for Story Mode.) Anyway, decent video! Thanks for uploading!
I thought this said bank% and I was like Oh man must be a bank in Darker Side I didn't know about I can read I swear My knowledge of SMO is also not totally based on watching speedruns nope
Quick theory. Perhaps you can save time by doing the Morning Metro CRC to knock out the Metro dino earlier, then go to wooded before lake and finish the run off there.
I just thought about a way to make the run even faster. By killing Hariet in Sand Kingdom and then open the painting to morning metro, then doing the CRC glitch to the metro.
Hey cj I thought of another speedrun for the category extensions, it’s called broodal percent and the rules are beat topper, Harriet, rango, and spewert’s first battle as fast as you can so cap, sand, lake and wooded
When I first played this game, I was 8 years old. When I accidentally fell into Deep Woods, I was so scared of the place, darkness, and the stomping that I tried to warp away, but it wouldn't warp. So I turned my game off and went back in to get out of Deep Woods.😂😂😂
here me out: short term memory loss%. basically it’s talkatoo% but you have to do them one at a time. aside from story moons ofc. also long and hard clips or glitches are banned bc they’re too long to remember.
All Dino% can be made very much faster. You go through sand, get the deep woods Dino, then go back to sand and do the crc to get the metro early. Removing lake, cloud, lost and night metro
Just had a thought: would the early metro crc help with all dinos? Since it means you could skip all of lake and lost and cloud and most of wooded, right?
Meme Speedruns City% Get to New Donk City fastest Jump% Jump fast as possible Maximum captures Capture most things possible All coin% Get all the coins fastest Captain hat% Have Mario get his Captain hat fastest Multi moon% Get a Multi moon fastest
49.2K?????????????? Recommended through Smant of course but I vibe with the couple videos I just watched (Censors are annoying if somewhat understandable) Definitely deserve more love
Do a no bonking 100% speed run and if you bonk you reset. Just kidding that would be brutal. every time you bonk you eat a spicy snack like takis, spicy wings or even a one chip challenge
I came up with a really bad meme speedrun: small pockets%. You have really small pockets, so you can't carry more than 3 moons at a time and you have to constantly deposit then into the Odyssey. I was originally thinking only 1 moon but then you'd need to make exceptions for multi moons, or do mincap strats to avoid the cascade multi moon.
Maybe 1 moon at a time is very small pockets%, where you are required to do mincap strats
@@want-diversecontent3887 Now that I think about it that actually would be pretty funny.
Though I am just now realizing we'd also need exceptions for ruined and Bowser's kingdom (unless we find ways to skip those multi moons). Or we say that for ruined and bowser, you need two additional moons and pretend those specific multis are singles. (Ruined does have exactly two others before post-game)
Good idea...
I was also thinking maybe you have the encumbered thing like from Skyrim, so you also can't fast travel while holding a moon. In case this "category" wasn't already bad enough.
Women’s pockets%
It wasn't in the video, but there was a meme run where CJ had to follow all traffic laws in metro and couldn't break any laws. I watched this stream a week after getting y learners and found that extremely funny
That was in the last video, not this one
@@cjya HI!!!!!
@@cjyahi cj I would love to see you Skeleton% which is where you have to get the skeleton skin as fast as you can. Keep in mind, you can only get that after beating the game AND getting 9999 coins.
"secret girder moon"
"moon inside the iron girder"
"girder sandwich"
" *BIG GIRDER* "
Mhm so what
Catch Gurdurr the Pokémon
@@nefariousnektarios With a metro moon
"Girder"
Hot take: Meme speedruns are just as legitimate as any other speedrun. The goals set by developers are just as arbitrary as their intended way of getting there.
True
0:32 whoa cjya take me to dinner first at least
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Wth?
in all dino% i was honestly expecting that for the 4th dino in metro you'd just have to take a capture of it with the capture button rather than capture it with cappy. shame that's not the goal
Omg yes
Dinopic%?
@@Lolmaker632 Sure. I mean, it is technically capturing it....
in a picture
I thought it was going to be yoshi
I thought the last dino was yoshi
So the editor editing “bonk” now is gonna mean something
*bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk*
Yes, its gonna mean bonk.
Ok
I’m new to the channel, but am absolutely staying for the *bonk* edits. I laugh EVERY time.
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Everybody being like "Yoshi counts as a dinosaur" but remember if the run counted Yoshi then CJ wouldn't have done it in this stream because of the length. You'd have to enter like three sub-areas in Dark Side, it would be a Dark Side run basically.
Edit: It's even worse. I forgot Yoshi is in DARKER SIDE.
and also because yoshi sucks
Darker side too
"Yoshi is not a Power-Up, Yoshi is a Dinosaur."
-Ceave Gaming
He would just have to make it to mushroom kingdom so basically beating the game plus a minute or two
@@Bloopy Yeah you're right, I forgot he's in Darker Side. That would make it like twice as long lol
Talk-A-Too is kinda neat, but often feels very vanilla, since the goals tend to be the same, just differently ordered.
Makes me wonder if a "Trap Randomizer"(?) would be doable: Where everything LOOKS normal, but Moons, Coins & Purple Coins are Randomized, & enemies behave normally, but what enemy is what capture is Randomized. (With some exceptions for Story Mode.)
Anyway, decent video! Thanks for uploading!
Love how he has 1.2M in his video, but in reality he unfortunately has 48.9K. We’re close tho
Very close, just have to keep it up a notch.
Yeah we're almost 1/20th there just keep it up guys
He's growing quite fast honestly, it will be a reality soon enough
@@festry_ Beluga and Steveee did get to 1 Mil in less than a month, so...
Bc he had a million but he lost a race with smallant so he had to give them away i think
"I can do a Toad impression, Are you guys ready?"
Nobody ever wants to hear a Toad impression, my dude haha
(sonic voice) "speak for yourself, motherf-"
I guess im nobody then…
Although i wonder can CJ do a donald duck
MMmAAAAaaARiOooOoOO
I thought this said bank% and I was like
Oh man must be a bank in Darker Side I didn't know about
I can read I swear
My knowledge of SMO is also not totally based on watching speedruns nope
Why there would ever be a bank specifically on the darker side of the moon
@@Blancodraws why not
I fell asleep with this video on and your Toad impression very rapidly woke me up
I love how everyone kept wondering where the last Dino was and I just kept doing !dino (which says where all the dinos are) and kept spoiling it lmao
Are you subbed to like everyone on yt how have u commented on every single video lol
@@artisticotter2238 It’s a different person.
I was falling asleep slowly and that toad impression at 14:24 made me jump lol
fun fact that not enough people know:
when the dino timer is about to run out, you can just quickly uncapture and recapture to reset it
Quick theory. Perhaps you can save time by doing the Morning Metro CRC to knock out the Metro dino earlier, then go to wooded before lake and finish the run off there.
All Dinos was a missed opportunity, imagine if it was called "Barney%"
I just thought about a way to make the run even faster. By killing Hariet in Sand Kingdom and then open the painting to morning metro, then doing the CRC glitch to the metro.
p
@@yeledcenter3906 is 2 player mode allowed?
@@NathanRhysGeorge I don't know
@@NathanRhysGeorge its not
Yo, I didn't know CJ voiced Toad.
Me neither that's alot of toads to voice but he did it
idk rank
I’m so glad you did hide and seek with Poo. I’m really liking your style of streaming and this was a really fun video.
“MARIO!!”
Keegan Michael-Key: dang he’s better than me
Hey cj I thought of another speedrun for the category extensions, it’s called broodal percent and the rules are beat topper, Harriet, rango, and spewert’s first battle as fast as you can so cap, sand, lake and wooded
CJ: It’s all about having fun.
CJ 15 seconds later: NOOOOOOO
That subscribe message actually killed me
Rip
F
When's the funeral?
14:25 I immediately burst out laughing because that was the last thing I expected to hear while listening to the video in the background 😂
cjya: " I can do an impression of Toad"
Also cjya: earape toad voice : " M A R I O "
When I first played this game, I was 8 years old. When I accidentally fell into Deep Woods, I was so scared of the place, darkness, and the stomping that I tried to warp away, but it wouldn't warp. So I turned my game off and went back in to get out of Deep Woods.😂😂😂
I love “all Dinos”! It even ends with an action sequence!
"Now I'm going to do DSS, because that's what fun is all about"
I love how he edited in "1.2 million subscribers" on his profile in the video, dw cjya you gonna get there soon
Talkatoo% Luncheon Kingdom : Am I a joke to you?
"We're playing for fun"
"NOOO IM OFF PB PACE"
I love the *bonk* edits
Me too
Why are these so satisfying to watch
Cjya: It's all about having fun.
SMO: *bonk*
Try the “No bonk challenge”
That call to action at the beginning was weird…
There are only 2 types of people in this world. People who can do a perfect Toad impression, and dirty filthy liars.
Dino % should totally include Yoshi. Although that would make the speed run go from fun to literally just any% with a few extra steps.
There’s a Yoshi in darker side. That would ruin the speedrun.
@@cjya fair point
4:10 Thats dinosaur abuse!!!
I was drifting off to sleep, then you screamed a Toad impression. I’m awake now….
Wouldn't it be faster to sequence break metro to skip lake, most of wooded and night metro in Dino%?
He was playing in one player
@@benjaminpearlman9067 he shouldn't of been
2P is disallowed for most categorys, as long as it isn't 100% necessary (or 2P any%)
Then he would get the dino on wooded kingdom
This was a very nice bonk compilation, thanks you :)
Meme speedruns% ? Complete all meme speedruns as fast as possible
here me out: short term memory loss%. basically it’s talkatoo% but you have to do them one at a time. aside from story moons ofc. also long and hard clips or glitches are banned bc they’re too long to remember.
that toad impression was great
20:20 erm actually you misspelled with🤓☝️
Now we know why cj bonks so much
He was practicing for bonk%
Yease
Omg now I just realised cjya said this:slide to the left take it back now y'all... CHA CHA WITH US
meme speedruns are the best speedruns
i really love your content and i think you are underrated
The plot twist with all dino% will always get me...
We go here..beautiful. we turn our heads to the side..beautiful. we go back to menu...beautiful. we see mario in shorts...beautiful
Cjya you should do a Smo speedrun but you act like its your first time playing and talk about how good you are
He basically did that in his longest speedrun ever thing
the whole video is bonk%
Bonk% but you have to bonk in Darker Side
Actually Yoshi is a Dino
he forgot about yoshi, he is considered a dino
The laugh team at the talk a too joke was a good one
Someone should do a bonk counter for this vid.
“A recently partnered streamer named Bite-Sized made a new category named DEAR REESES”
All Dino% can be made very much faster. You go through sand, get the deep woods Dino, then go back to sand and do the crc to get the metro early. Removing lake, cloud, lost and night metro
Just had a thought: would the early metro crc help with all dinos? Since it means you could skip all of lake and lost and cloud and most of wooded, right?
You sir drink alot of big brain juice
9:38 chat be like “talkatoo? More like *vibing cat*
CJ you scared my cat with your toad impression
Meme Speedruns
City%
Get to New Donk City fastest
Jump%
Jump fast as possible
Maximum captures
Capture most things possible
All coin%
Get all the coins fastest
Captain hat%
Have Mario get his Captain hat fastest
Multi moon%
Get a Multi moon fastest
Almost all of these are just things you do in any speedrun
hiw should i imagine maximum captures
cjya:i was to scared to go down there because when i played this game I was 14
me: oh ya? I WAS 7
He forgot Yoshi on the Dino speedrun
You taking a picture of the last Dino technically means you “captured” it
Challenge do the next one but time stops when you get your second multi moon after you beet it
The Toad impression sounded a bit New York to me, which I can really see happening in Metro XD
you da goat in speed running ther most random things in the universe
0:34 ayo bro ggs for the 1M subs
I would like to thank twitch chat for letting me know that XD skip was in fact performed
clothes% in each kingdom you have to get a costum
6:06 Disappointingly somewhat accurate.
Technically you gotta get all the birds for dino% too
All Dino’s is honestly the best category
i always know the name of secret girder tunnel because every time i get it i sing SECRET TUNNELLLLL
WARNING! This video contains high level of bonks!
I feel like somewhere there’s a cheese percent where you have to break every piece of cheese in luncheon including the sub areas
in all dino you forget the most important one... yoshi!!
4:29: when the streamer has to use words instead of a split
you could do flirt percent where you flirt with goombella as fast as possible
I love to say bonk when he hits stuff so bonk percent made my day and when I say it it's a little more like this...........BOONNNKKKK!!!!!!!
3:19
Squidward: OH NO HE’S HOTTTT
49.2K??????????????
Recommended through Smant of course but I vibe with the couple videos I just watched (Censors are annoying if somewhat understandable)
Definitely deserve more love
Do a no bonking 100% speed run and if you bonk you reset. Just kidding that would be brutal. every time you bonk you eat a spicy snack like takis, spicy wings or even a one chip challenge
that toad voice was loud and good
Cj seems like he grew up playing with dinosaur toys
Yoshi isn't a powerup, Yoshi is a dinosaur.
Bonk%, more like cjya%
He:I want to suprise you all
Me:nooooooo way
He;bonk
Me:wow i tpttaly diidnt know that wowe you are a genious smart boi bed spalling
The all dinos run is faster when you do a cappy return cancel to metro because you don't have to do night metro and lost kingdom
Deep Wood?
Or wooded or lake or the end of sand
@@ruben._._34577 Or Cloud
BONK! Next time eat a salad%
Hav u seen his Salmon% WR?
*bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk*
20:22 “Found wiht snow kingdom art”
I never felt that old until he said “when I was playing at 14”
Tbh Im still scared to go in deep woods
Woman percent talk to peach in all kingdoms as fast as possible
“Found wiht snow kingdom art”
That toad voice woke me up