I came up with a really bad meme speedrun: small pockets%. You have really small pockets, so you can't carry more than 3 moons at a time and you have to constantly deposit then into the Odyssey. I was originally thinking only 1 moon but then you'd need to make exceptions for multi moons, or do mincap strats to avoid the cascade multi moon.
@@want-diversecontent3887 Now that I think about it that actually would be pretty funny. Though I am just now realizing we'd also need exceptions for ruined and Bowser's kingdom (unless we find ways to skip those multi moons). Or we say that for ruined and bowser, you need two additional moons and pretend those specific multis are singles. (Ruined does have exactly two others before post-game)
I was also thinking maybe you have the encumbered thing like from Skyrim, so you also can't fast travel while holding a moon. In case this "category" wasn't already bad enough.
Hot take: Meme speedruns are just as legitimate as any other speedrun. The goals set by developers are just as arbitrary as their intended way of getting there.
It wasn't in the video, but there was a meme run where CJ had to follow all traffic laws in metro and couldn't break any laws. I watched this stream a week after getting y learners and found that extremely funny
@@cjyahi cj I would love to see you Skeleton% which is where you have to get the skeleton skin as fast as you can. Keep in mind, you can only get that after beating the game AND getting 9999 coins.
in all dino% i was honestly expecting that for the 4th dino in metro you'd just have to take a capture of it with the capture button rather than capture it with cappy. shame that's not the goal
Everybody being like "Yoshi counts as a dinosaur" but remember if the run counted Yoshi then CJ wouldn't have done it in this stream because of the length. You'd have to enter like three sub-areas in Dark Side, it would be a Dark Side run basically. Edit: It's even worse. I forgot Yoshi is in DARKER SIDE.
I just thought about a way to make the run even faster. By killing Hariet in Sand Kingdom and then open the painting to morning metro, then doing the CRC glitch to the metro.
Talk-A-Too is kinda neat, but often feels very vanilla, since the goals tend to be the same, just differently ordered. Makes me wonder if a "Trap Randomizer"(?) would be doable: Where everything LOOKS normal, but Moons, Coins & Purple Coins are Randomized, & enemies behave normally, but what enemy is what capture is Randomized. (With some exceptions for Story Mode.) Anyway, decent video! Thanks for uploading!
I thought this said bank% and I was like Oh man must be a bank in Darker Side I didn't know about I can read I swear My knowledge of SMO is also not totally based on watching speedruns nope
Quick theory. Perhaps you can save time by doing the Morning Metro CRC to knock out the Metro dino earlier, then go to wooded before lake and finish the run off there.
When I first played this game, I was 8 years old. When I accidentally fell into Deep Woods, I was so scared of the place, darkness, and the stomping that I tried to warp away, but it wouldn't warp. So I turned my game off and went back in to get out of Deep Woods.😂😂😂
Hey cj I thought of another speedrun for the category extensions, it’s called broodal percent and the rules are beat topper, Harriet, rango, and spewert’s first battle as fast as you can so cap, sand, lake and wooded
Just had a thought: would the early metro crc help with all dinos? Since it means you could skip all of lake and lost and cloud and most of wooded, right?
here me out: short term memory loss%. basically it’s talkatoo% but you have to do them one at a time. aside from story moons ofc. also long and hard clips or glitches are banned bc they’re too long to remember.
Meme Speedruns City% Get to New Donk City fastest Jump% Jump fast as possible Maximum captures Capture most things possible All coin% Get all the coins fastest Captain hat% Have Mario get his Captain hat fastest Multi moon% Get a Multi moon fastest
All Dino% can be made very much faster. You go through sand, get the deep woods Dino, then go back to sand and do the crc to get the metro early. Removing lake, cloud, lost and night metro
The 2P version would do everything until Sand where they beat Harriet and finish Sand, then go to Wooded First, get the Dino and go back to Sand, go through the painting and CRC to Metro and go kill the dino
I came up with a really bad meme speedrun: small pockets%. You have really small pockets, so you can't carry more than 3 moons at a time and you have to constantly deposit then into the Odyssey. I was originally thinking only 1 moon but then you'd need to make exceptions for multi moons, or do mincap strats to avoid the cascade multi moon.
Maybe 1 moon at a time is very small pockets%, where you are required to do mincap strats
@@want-diversecontent3887 Now that I think about it that actually would be pretty funny.
Though I am just now realizing we'd also need exceptions for ruined and Bowser's kingdom (unless we find ways to skip those multi moons). Or we say that for ruined and bowser, you need two additional moons and pretend those specific multis are singles. (Ruined does have exactly two others before post-game)
Good idea...
I was also thinking maybe you have the encumbered thing like from Skyrim, so you also can't fast travel while holding a moon. In case this "category" wasn't already bad enough.
Women’s pockets%
"secret girder moon"
"moon inside the iron girder"
"girder sandwich"
" *BIG GIRDER* "
Mhm so what
Catch Gurdurr the Pokémon
@@nefariousnektarios With a metro moon
"Girder"
Hot take: Meme speedruns are just as legitimate as any other speedrun. The goals set by developers are just as arbitrary as their intended way of getting there.
True
It wasn't in the video, but there was a meme run where CJ had to follow all traffic laws in metro and couldn't break any laws. I watched this stream a week after getting y learners and found that extremely funny
That was in the last video, not this one
@@cjya HI!!!!!
@@cjyahi cj I would love to see you Skeleton% which is where you have to get the skeleton skin as fast as you can. Keep in mind, you can only get that after beating the game AND getting 9999 coins.
So the editor editing “bonk” now is gonna mean something
*bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk*
Yes, its gonna mean bonk.
Ok
I’m new to the channel, but am absolutely staying for the *bonk* edits. I laugh EVERY time.
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
in all dino% i was honestly expecting that for the 4th dino in metro you'd just have to take a capture of it with the capture button rather than capture it with cappy. shame that's not the goal
Omg yes
Dinopic%?
@@Lolmaker632 Sure. I mean, it is technically capturing it....
in a picture
I thought it was going to be yoshi
I thought the last dino was yoshi
Everybody being like "Yoshi counts as a dinosaur" but remember if the run counted Yoshi then CJ wouldn't have done it in this stream because of the length. You'd have to enter like three sub-areas in Dark Side, it would be a Dark Side run basically.
Edit: It's even worse. I forgot Yoshi is in DARKER SIDE.
and also because yoshi sucks
Darker side too
"Yoshi is not a Power-Up, Yoshi is a Dinosaur."
-Ceave Gaming
He would just have to make it to mushroom kingdom so basically beating the game plus a minute or two
@@Bloopy Yeah you're right, I forgot he's in Darker Side. That would make it like twice as long lol
0:32 whoa cjya take me to dinner first at least
fr
Wth?
"I can do a Toad impression, Are you guys ready?"
Nobody ever wants to hear a Toad impression, my dude haha
(sonic voice) "speak for yourself, motherf-"
I guess im nobody then…
Although i wonder can CJ do a donald duck
MMmAAAAaaARiOooOoOO
Love how he has 1.2M in his video, but in reality he unfortunately has 48.9K. We’re close tho
Very close, just have to keep it up a notch.
Yeah we're almost 1/20th there just keep it up guys
He's growing quite fast honestly, it will be a reality soon enough
@@festry_ Beluga and Steveee did get to 1 Mil in less than a month, so...
Bc he had a million but he lost a race with smallant so he had to give them away i think
All Dinos was a missed opportunity, imagine if it was called "Barney%"
I just thought about a way to make the run even faster. By killing Hariet in Sand Kingdom and then open the painting to morning metro, then doing the CRC glitch to the metro.
p
@@yeledcenter3906 is 2 player mode allowed?
@@NathanRhysGeorge I don't know
@@NathanRhysGeorge its not
fun fact that not enough people know:
when the dino timer is about to run out, you can just quickly uncapture and recapture to reset it
Talk-A-Too is kinda neat, but often feels very vanilla, since the goals tend to be the same, just differently ordered.
Makes me wonder if a "Trap Randomizer"(?) would be doable: Where everything LOOKS normal, but Moons, Coins & Purple Coins are Randomized, & enemies behave normally, but what enemy is what capture is Randomized. (With some exceptions for Story Mode.)
Anyway, decent video! Thanks for uploading!
Yo, I didn't know CJ voiced Toad.
Me neither that's alot of toads to voice but he did it
idk rank
I fell asleep with this video on and your Toad impression very rapidly woke me up
I was falling asleep slowly and that toad impression at 14:24 made me jump lol
I love how everyone kept wondering where the last Dino was and I just kept doing !dino (which says where all the dinos are) and kept spoiling it lmao
Are you subbed to like everyone on yt how have u commented on every single video lol
@@artisticotter2238 It’s a different person.
cjya: " I can do an impression of Toad"
Also cjya: earape toad voice : " M A R I O "
That subscribe message actually killed me
Rip
F
When's the funeral?
I thought this said bank% and I was like
Oh man must be a bank in Darker Side I didn't know about
I can read I swear
My knowledge of SMO is also not totally based on watching speedruns nope
Why there would ever be a bank specifically on the darker side of the moon
@@Blancodraws why not
“MARIO!!”
Keegan Michael-Key: dang he’s better than me
Quick theory. Perhaps you can save time by doing the Morning Metro CRC to knock out the Metro dino earlier, then go to wooded before lake and finish the run off there.
I’m so glad you did hide and seek with Poo. I’m really liking your style of streaming and this was a really fun video.
CJ: It’s all about having fun.
CJ 15 seconds later: NOOOOOOO
14:25 I immediately burst out laughing because that was the last thing I expected to hear while listening to the video in the background 😂
"We're playing for fun"
"NOOO IM OFF PB PACE"
When I first played this game, I was 8 years old. When I accidentally fell into Deep Woods, I was so scared of the place, darkness, and the stomping that I tried to warp away, but it wouldn't warp. So I turned my game off and went back in to get out of Deep Woods.😂😂😂
I love how he edited in "1.2 million subscribers" on his profile in the video, dw cjya you gonna get there soon
Talkatoo% Luncheon Kingdom : Am I a joke to you?
I love “all Dinos”! It even ends with an action sequence!
"Now I'm going to do DSS, because that's what fun is all about"
Hey cj I thought of another speedrun for the category extensions, it’s called broodal percent and the rules are beat topper, Harriet, rango, and spewert’s first battle as fast as you can so cap, sand, lake and wooded
Cjya: It's all about having fun.
SMO: *bonk*
Why are these so satisfying to watch
I love the *bonk* edits
Me too
Just had a thought: would the early metro crc help with all dinos? Since it means you could skip all of lake and lost and cloud and most of wooded, right?
You sir drink alot of big brain juice
4:10 Thats dinosaur abuse!!!
Try the “No bonk challenge”
Wouldn't it be faster to sequence break metro to skip lake, most of wooded and night metro in Dino%?
He was playing in one player
@@benjaminpearlman9067 he shouldn't of been
2P is disallowed for most categorys, as long as it isn't 100% necessary (or 2P any%)
Then he would get the dino on wooded kingdom
Dino % should totally include Yoshi. Although that would make the speed run go from fun to literally just any% with a few extra steps.
There’s a Yoshi in darker side. That would ruin the speedrun.
@@cjya fair point
There are only 2 types of people in this world. People who can do a perfect Toad impression, and dirty filthy liars.
20:20 erm actually you misspelled with🤓☝️
That call to action at the beginning was weird…
I was drifting off to sleep, then you screamed a Toad impression. I’m awake now….
Meme speedruns% ? Complete all meme speedruns as fast as possible
here me out: short term memory loss%. basically it’s talkatoo% but you have to do them one at a time. aside from story moons ofc. also long and hard clips or glitches are banned bc they’re too long to remember.
Now we know why cj bonks so much
He was practicing for bonk%
Yease
This was a very nice bonk compilation, thanks you :)
Actually Yoshi is a Dino
the whole video is bonk%
Bonk% but you have to bonk in Darker Side
that toad impression was great
The plot twist with all dino% will always get me...
for all dinos wouldnt day metro be faster so you dont have to do lost and cloud or lake?
We go here..beautiful. we turn our heads to the side..beautiful. we go back to menu...beautiful. we see mario in shorts...beautiful
Omg now I just realised cjya said this:slide to the left take it back now y'all... CHA CHA WITH US
Cjya you should do a Smo speedrun but you act like its your first time playing and talk about how good you are
He basically did that in his longest speedrun ever thing
Meme Speedruns
City%
Get to New Donk City fastest
Jump%
Jump fast as possible
Maximum captures
Capture most things possible
All coin%
Get all the coins fastest
Captain hat%
Have Mario get his Captain hat fastest
Multi moon%
Get a Multi moon fastest
Almost all of these are just things you do in any speedrun
hiw should i imagine maximum captures
meme speedruns are the best speedruns
9:38 chat be like “talkatoo? More like *vibing cat*
“A recently partnered streamer named Bite-Sized made a new category named DEAR REESES”
All Dino% can be made very much faster. You go through sand, get the deep woods Dino, then go back to sand and do the crc to get the metro early. Removing lake, cloud, lost and night metro
The laugh team at the talk a too joke was a good one
I feel like somewhere there’s a cheese percent where you have to break every piece of cheese in luncheon including the sub areas
he forgot about yoshi, he is considered a dino
Challenge do the next one but time stops when you get your second multi moon after you beet it
cjya:i was to scared to go down there because when i played this game I was 14
me: oh ya? I WAS 7
He forgot Yoshi on the Dino speedrun
You taking a picture of the last Dino technically means you “captured” it
7:14 Yoshi and bowser count as dinos
bowser is a turtle...
3:19
Squidward: OH NO HE’S HOTTTT
clothes% in each kingdom you have to get a costum
Someone should do a bonk counter for this vid.
i really love your content and i think you are underrated
*bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk*
The all dinos run is faster when you do a cappy return cancel to metro because you don't have to do night metro and lost kingdom
Deep Wood?
Or wooded or lake or the end of sand
@@ruben._._34577 Or Cloud
I would like to thank twitch chat for letting me know that XD skip was in fact performed
wouldn’t the morning metro crc faster for all dinos%?
Impossible in one player but maybe another category
The 2P version would do everything until Sand where they beat Harriet and finish Sand, then go to Wooded First, get the Dino and go back to Sand, go through the painting and CRC to Metro and go kill the dino
4:29: when the streamer has to use words instead of a split
i always know the name of secret girder tunnel because every time i get it i sing SECRET TUNNELLLLL
6:11 I'm 14 right now!
And when I did play it I captured the T-Rex many times, mostly just for fun
20:22 “Found wiht snow kingdom art”
Woman percent talk to peach in all kingdoms as fast as possible
you da goat in speed running ther most random things in the universe
20:18 "Found wiht snow kingdom art"
CJ you scared my cat with your toad impression
I never felt that old until he said “when I was playing at 14”
Tbh Im still scared to go in deep woods
WARNING! This video contains high level of bonks!
that toad voice was loud and good
Bonk%, more like cjya%
All Dino’s is honestly the best category
6:06 Disappointingly somewhat accurate.
Yoshi isn't a powerup, Yoshi is a dinosaur.
20:20 wiht
Man, that's a common typo
The Toad impression sounded a bit New York to me, which I can really see happening in Metro XD
Technically you gotta get all the birds for dino% too
in all dino you forget the most important one... yoshi!!
BONK! Next time eat a salad%
Hav u seen his Salmon% WR?
Bonk% was only a run not the entire video
20:21 “Found ‘wiht’ Snow Kingdom Art” Hmmm... XD
0:34 ayo bro ggs for the 1M subs