Sekiro: Streamers Die T̶w̶i̶c̶e a Lot
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- Опубликовано: 5 авг 2024
- I've been searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find, to find my samurai
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your Lady Butterfly
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Игры
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"I can't talk and speak at the same time"
he had a point
Devs: No one will ever decide to go back into the hut after they stab the snake don't worry about it.
Jerma: Hold my beer
Hey Jerma, I'm in med school. Per your request at 6:48 , you weren't locked on because your character is chronically addicted to saké and has developed Wernicke's encephalopathy.
Outlast?
GL HF.
My left ankle hurts. Do I have Wernicke's encephalopathy?
Drunk all of binks booze ffs
Did you graduate?
If one of the Sekiro videos is not named "Jerma is mad pt. 死", I'm gonna be disappointed.
Dont worry, he'll get there
hehe four
Holy shit that would have been the greatest idea since the wheel. Damn shame this timeline went balls up after the incident, it would have been very funny.
Guess your appoint has been dissed
the tv show is finally catching up to the book
*the anime is finally catching up to the manga
Its missing a few chapters though...
@@jerryd2351 the yt vids are finally catching up to the twitch streams
@Gnurt atleast we get to see jerma's mental breakdown first
@Gnurt Oh man, what I wouldn't give for grean screan stream V2 and the next installment of Jerma Rumble
"Maybe he's just here for fun"
And lo and behold, it was. For our fun.
Chained ogre for Jerma Rumble 2019
Local Short Streamer Describes Clone Of Self As "Little Weirdo"
compact
I love how when Jerma sees a giant snake, his immediate reaction is to yell "IT'S A TURTLE!"
Foreign Streamer Falls Down Private Indoor Well, Escapes Using Muscle Memory After 24 Hours
AgentPaint he had to take a quick nap
Bostonian man misidentifies common fowl species then kills it
Jerma got surprisingly good at this game, he got *really* into it once he got used to doing the parry's.
the final boss took him almost 3 hours
and yet he still managed to die to Pinwheel...
In the immortal words of the Cuphead streams
"The parry is *stupid!* The parry is fucking *stupid!"*
258th Hi Guy LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE M
@@2fortress4you well that's pretty normal. geni into swordsaint is a fucking test of will
Why did you not include the part where you tell us how you were projectile vomiting because Kim was vomiting because a guy in a video was vomiting
I can't believe this guy died to Mist Noble
this was the guy who died to mist noble? how embarrassing
What are you talking about?? I thought everyone died to mist noble at least a dozen times, literally the hardest most underappreciated boss in the game
@@bolson42 thats the joke, hes so hard people pretend hes easy
@@elpoeta2234 Ahh i see. I forgot this was the fromsoft community, everyone just tries to troll people you never know what’s real or not anymore.
@@bolson42To be fair this is pretty much how the lore in these games works too.
Like Elden Ring has some item descriptions contradict each other just to add ambiguity.
"I can die two times that's the name of the game!"
Yes, Sekiro Shadows die two times.
For some reason that soul sucking noise was so good
Almost every action he makes physically pains me, from standing in plain sight for the Great Serpent to see, to creeping back in the tent after stabbing it's eyeball
WWE The Rock Ogre for Jerma Rumble 2019
Thank god ive been avliding anything on thos game until a respectible professional, like yourself, uploaded something about it.
*man burning with everything around him*
Jerma: No one ever told me I couldn't microwave utensils
☠
17:40 it’s happened, the next Jerma has pushed the current Jerma into the well and has taken his place
Watching the full stream of jerma playing sekiro while trying to beat it myself has been one of the greatest failures of my life
Thanks Jeremy! I will now proceed to look in every single mirror while I lucid dream! Appreciate the advice but I've chosen to ignore it!
Sekiro player experiences minor miracle, dies a lot
The auto-chapters generated by youtube for this video are hilarious.
Wait these are auto generated?
12:45 “Maybe he’s just here for fun! :-)”
Obliterated by Snake
21:28 Hell has no fury like a Jerma scorned.
S C O R N ed
Chained Ogre for Jerma Rumble leaked
I heat up my ice cream to make it smooth instead of having to preform an execution move on my bucket every time I want A scoop.
"Hey good luck you look like a shoe"
I got this notification whilst reading an article on nintendo labo
now we know how to summon him
It's no coincidence
@@naomichungus the correct oxford grammar would be 'i got this notification; meanwhilst, i was reading an article on the nintendo labo'
IM PROUD OF YOU FOR DRINKING THE REST OF THE SEKIRO POTIOn
Compact shinobi misidentifies snake as turtle, compares himself to Dumbledore
Snake: *appears
Jerma: its a turtle
19:11 That thing about the potion and everything is SUCH A GOOD WAY OF THINKING! I was playing Tekken 7 today and I was fighting strong enemies in the story mode and I kept dying but I thought of what Jerma said and it helped me through it.
Is THIS the man who screwed up Harry Potter lore on stream?
"Compact streamer was gay the whole time" - J K Rowling
@@BradTheAmerican gay atreamer was compact the whole time
disappointed that it didn't include the part of the final butterfly attempt where he goes "You just fucking embarrassed me on my stream... The only person who embarrasses me on my stream-" [performs deathblow] "-is me!"
10:35 I swear he made that guy's death sound
The dream mirror thing reminds me of when I looked in a mirror in a dream and I looked normal but then I smiled and I was basically the sus jerma edit before the sus jerma edit was a thing
2:19 *leonardo dicaprio pointing meme*
I finally did it, my One guy powers have increased, jerma quoted me in the video
By the way, I looked up the emerald potion from Harry Potter, it can't kill you but you get really close, there's something in the water that could finish the job, and drinking all of the potion will make the suffering stop.
>using english voices
Local Streamer revealed as Baka Gaijin
Local streamer with bad analogies misses important cutscenes but at least isnt a weeb
americans need everything dubbed or adapted because reading subtitles is too much for them
@@SergioSource I mean if there is dialogue during a boss battle reading the subtitles could distract you
"too much for them" I watched the entirety of Part 1 and Part 2 of Jojo in subtitles. Haven't watched part 3 yet but i don't plan on changing to the dub any time soon because i wanted to respect the original voice acting. Wanna bet on that one again?
@Francisco Pizarro González big baby piss pants boo boo poopie
Even if it took him a million go's, beating Lady Butterfly that early in the game is pretty decent. I probably died on her about 5-10 times at about the same point in the game, and just decided I would come back and beat her when I was stronger. I then came back like 10 hours later and beat her on the first try
"I want one of you guys to go to med school, become a doctor, and explain how I was not locked onto that guy."
never question his Dumbledore analogies
Watching jerma with the snake was way too painful.
"sometimes all the liquid has to be drained out of your body before you can refill it with more liquid"
Y'know, it's just a good analogy
As someone who has almost beat Sekiro, watching Jerma play gives me heartburn
Suh? More like sus not beating it deathless first try is gay.
@@ollie7070 shut the fuck up
"Maybe he's just here for fun" rofl
The thumbnail... Is perfection...
'"is it weird that I want someone to do that to me"
I can relate tbh
Perfect ad timing at 12:48
1:23 the *GIANT ENEMY CHICKEN*
Oh hell yeah
hell yeah!
I can attest to Jeremy's comment about the mirror thing. I didn't look like the scream monster but my head was tiny and bugeyed or faceless or something, my arms were scrawny and my bellybutton took up my whole torso, was super wide (as in wider than a normal torso) and had intersecting strings of flesh that made it resemble a tennis racket but made of my body.
Don't look at a mirror in a dream.
If i had lucid dreams i would 100% look into a mirror
Jerma is still stuck in that well to this day :(
that thumbnail is perfect
" Title suggested by DorkCube"
What are you doing, Mack...
17:55 Jerma inadvertently calls himself short... Can't reach up to climb out of a six foot deep hole...
Think he said it was "60 feet deep"
Falling in the well joke is extremely +2
Local internet funnymen falls down his well in his own house
17:37 OHNO, WE HAVE TO HELP HIM!
16:45 Isn't the lottery banned in Nevada?
chained ogre for next jerma rumble
11:11 YOU KILLED MR. SNEAKMAN D:
14:56 jerma reveals his fetish
10:31 Me if I was an enemy in a videogame.
6:30
When I think life is great and then it proves me wrong *instantly*
12:45
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@@SuperRitz44 That one's perfect
Chained Ogre confirmed for the next Jerma Rumble?
Watch out for the GIANT ENEMY CHICKEN
Hi Jeremy, Neurosurgeon here, at 6:48 the camera was moved too far to the left and your character lost the lock, while the red dot symbolizing the lock stayed for a second
Smooth moves, DumbleDORK. Heh, gottem.
That Ogre has a better German Suplex than Brock Lesnar
GIANT ENEMY CHICKEN
Green, black and blue, make the colors in the stream.
maybe he's just here for fun
7:54 oh no
Quoting Butterfly in the description lmao
It's all fun and games 'till you have to murder Chicken Boo.
I was gonna watch the streams, but godamn what a slow start.
Seklarbo: Nintendos Lab Twice
12:38 THIS KILLED ME
Am I the only one you noticed the reverse haiku in the description?
maybehesjusthereforfun
4:00 that guy is just Hulk Hogan 2.0
*A LOT*
hope Jerma gets out of that well someday 😔🙏
Fuck yes I was waiting for this
yeah, it's a turtle.
Jerma I remember that old gold plate I cried when I saw it I'm looking for a way to channel to donate to help someway 😭😭
Is this one of those games where they pretend "bullshit" means "hard"?
No that would be Dark Souls
Chained Ogre for Jerma Rumble.
giant enemy chicken
Chained Ogre for Jerma Rumble
Who do you think is shorter, Sekiro or Jerma?
You killed Boo! Well, the chicken Boo, anyway.
I was wondering if anybody else remembered that cartoon. That's exactly what I first thought when I saw that giant-ass rooster. XD
Nice
Chained ogre for Jerma Rumble