Sekiro - The Hardest Game in Walmart

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  • Опубликовано: 9 дек 2024

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  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 5 лет назад +1879

    "I have to rest my voice." *proceeds to do as many voices as possible*

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 5 лет назад +33

      5:12 *MLG Grandpa channels through Jerma as if a seance were occurring*

    • @lil_chimpus
      @lil_chimpus 4 года назад +20

      well yeah he didn't need to rest those voices, just his normal one

    • @misterjojo007
      @misterjojo007 2 года назад +5

      @@lil_chimpus i know it's been a year but i just wan to congratulate you on a great joke

  • @rotisseueryu
    @rotisseueryu 5 лет назад +893

    Jerma during Dark Souls 3: Why are there trees here?
    Jerma during Sekiro: Why isn't there a tree here?

  • @williamswyers1031
    @williamswyers1031 5 лет назад +929

    Jerma gets more and more infected with Dragonrot throughout the video, I'm scared.

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 5 лет назад +29

      5:11 *Jerma unleashes the screams of a thousand MLG Grandpa's giving out $5000 each to everyone*

    • @OhHeBustin
      @OhHeBustin 3 года назад +3

      @@xtzyshuadog why did you comment that on every comment

  • @solharv7817
    @solharv7817 5 лет назад +795

    Remember the Jerma who beat Flamelurker first try? Yeah, this isn’t the same guy. That Jerma got thrown down the well.

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад +11

      Sol Harv Completely different ball park, mate.

    • @ibs_haver
      @ibs_haver 5 лет назад

      He did beat one boss first try in this game I think (wasn't a super hard one tho)

    • @TheKidNobodyNotices
      @TheKidNobodyNotices 5 лет назад +44

      See, that was JEX all along, before Jerma even realized there was a JEX inside him.

    • @misterZalli
      @misterZalli 5 лет назад +12

      He really wanted that ice cream

    • @KamasiFitzgerald
      @KamasiFitzgerald 5 лет назад +2

      nor is it the Jerma who beat dancer first try :(

  • @qwertygaming9387
    @qwertygaming9387 5 лет назад +1088

    Local man turns into Joan rivers; ruins his career

    • @badatfocusing
      @badatfocusing 5 лет назад +62

      Q W E R T Y Gaming
      Local man brings TEARS to fans with heartwarming tribute to beloved Joan Rivers.

  • @yamo96
    @yamo96 5 лет назад +828

    i really liked how the streamer learned how to sprint on his 14th hour of playing the game

    • @glub4234
      @glub4234 5 лет назад +110

      My 20 year old brother went through Red Dead Redemption without ever knowing how to reload

    • @phearamax4146
      @phearamax4146 5 лет назад +19

      Glub Did... did he just get a new gun after one ran out? How did he do it?

    • @glub4234
      @glub4234 5 лет назад +74

      Phearamax He just unloaded his gun to make it automatically reload

    • @HeyItsFreeman427
      @HeyItsFreeman427 5 лет назад +15

      Honestly I came to the same realization when I unlocked the sprint slide skill. I think it was because you weren't able to during the opening of the game and I just didn't try to do it again.

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 3 года назад +2

      Dark souls habits really hurt you in Sekiro

  • @birdflox1337
    @birdflox1337 5 лет назад +290

    jerma losing his voice is just real life squidward getting his face slammed in by a door

  • @user-ux4gu2lh8c
    @user-ux4gu2lh8c 4 года назад +110

    15:55 this was hilarious playing with Japanese voices, i really thought the man cut off his arm to get his Sake

  • @Hambuga97
    @Hambuga97 5 лет назад +239

    I cant believe the guy who killed pinwheel first try had such a issue with blazing bull

    • @pierredachello6268
      @pierredachello6268 5 лет назад +13

      He was killed by Pinwheel, what are you talking about?

    • @Hambuga97
      @Hambuga97 5 лет назад +87

      @@pierredachello6268 idk what you're talking about the man is a pro at dark souls he beat pinwheel easy

    • @NoahNelson-Smith
      @NoahNelson-Smith 5 лет назад +39

      Your Name This is the guy who beat Dark Souls on stream!

    • @BanHelsing
      @BanHelsing 3 года назад +1

      @@NoahNelson-Smith you mean the guy that beat dark souls 3 on stream?

    • @sanjuel3463
      @sanjuel3463 2 года назад +2

      @@BanHelsing you mean the guy who beat dark souls WITH poison ivy???

  • @landings8585
    @landings8585 5 лет назад +350

    0:05
    Already laughing like a boomer

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 4 года назад +1

      Wait boomer was a thing nine months ago?

  • @innerface.
    @innerface. 5 лет назад +118

    I can’t believe Jerma infected *himself* with Dragonrot

  • @Guruc13
    @Guruc13 5 лет назад +141

    Hey, big shoutout to Jerma for being sick, and then resolving to play THIS GAME of all things. Thanks Jerma

  • @Turboviikinki
    @Turboviikinki 5 лет назад +111

    I can't understand how Jerma has such a hard time killing that one gunman without taking any damage

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 4 года назад +9

    Larry the Cable as spoke on this, he was raised on a pig farm in Nebraska by “back woods preacher” as he calls his father.
    In his own words “he picks up accents” when he moved to Florida he hung out with country folk cause he was a country kid. His room mates in college where both very southern. He speaks differently depending on where he is. In Wisconsin with his cousins he speaks differently

  • @3three3three3three
    @3three3three3three 5 лет назад +40

    6:26 this is a different person

  • @RELIN-Q
    @RELIN-Q 5 лет назад +146

    Joan Rivers Presents: Sekiro, the Hardest Game in Walmart.

    • @ChuuniVT
      @ChuuniVT 3 года назад

      Joan Rivers Presents: A Jeremy "Jerma985" Elbertson production "Sekiro, the Hardest Game in Walmart"

  • @StrictlyDeft
    @StrictlyDeft 5 лет назад +182

    Did you guys hear about the sequel to Become Human? It’s called Become Grandpa.

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 лет назад +76

    Sekiro Jerma Beats Twice.

  • @thesupreme5999
    @thesupreme5999 5 лет назад +40

    When he was trying to think of the Simpsons character with that voice, I realized who had it: Milhouse's Dad, Mr. Van Houten. Unfortunately Jerma couldn't remember who it was.

  • @sthoopedrick
    @sthoopedrick 5 лет назад +112

    You are 100% about doing a voice long enough and it becomes your voice, look at Gilbert Gottfried.

  • @DubskiDude
    @DubskiDude 5 лет назад +132

    "But it's WHOOOYAB"
    Clearly the most nuanced opinion on a videogame ever made.

  • @hbrekel7327
    @hbrekel7327 5 лет назад +21

    The hardest thing about the bull is knowing you can parry it
    Unlock the ashina tree right away, so you heal off of deathblows

    • @ibs_haver
      @ibs_haver 5 лет назад +2

      You take chip damage tho and burn builds up

    • @marciamakesmusic
      @marciamakesmusic Год назад

      Literally just run in a circle

  • @Alex-vy3gw
    @Alex-vy3gw 4 года назад +7

    6:27 That first git er done was so perfect

  • @thekingofscrump
    @thekingofscrump 5 лет назад +32

    You still don’t get it do you?!
    THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY
    THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUSE
    AND THERE IS NO LARRY THE CABLE GUY

  • @spamson7413
    @spamson7413 3 года назад +12

    I like how he immediately corners himself upon encountering the seven spears guy

  • @GermanPeter
    @GermanPeter 5 лет назад +39

    14:52 Wow, Jerma genuinely can't distinguish between birds and children. That really explains the intro to his old FootLOL video from 2014.

  • @Klavin
    @Klavin 3 года назад +6

    16:35 Streamer abuses the power of resurrection and succumbs to dragon rot

  • @_.Dylan._
    @_.Dylan._ 3 года назад +8

    16:45 He died and instead of giving an NCP dragon rot it gave it to him

  • @thedude4347
    @thedude4347 5 лет назад +75

    00:49 Teachers when someone has their hood up in class

  • @Legovestman
    @Legovestman 5 лет назад +6

    I've been feeling pretty sick the last few days, but this video really cheered me up.

  • @mangosdangoes6144
    @mangosdangoes6144 5 лет назад +45

    JERMA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU CAN BLOCK BULLETS

  • @Dewm02
    @Dewm02 Год назад +2

    Can't believe I decided to watch this on this video's 4th anniversary. Congratulations, Sekiro - The Hardest Game In Walmart

  • @mrFuwa
    @mrFuwa 5 лет назад +24

    Pan guy for next Jerma Rumble!

  • @prbrummer
    @prbrummer 5 лет назад +7

    ”gotta call it here, i gotta rest the voice” -continues to do screaming impressions

  • @JoshuaTheFool
    @JoshuaTheFool 5 лет назад +8

    this feels a lot like a star video, it's so strange
    I feel I'm looking into another world

  • @baldcoin07
    @baldcoin07 5 лет назад +19

    I don’t know if you’ll read this, but I just want to say that you are truly amazing. I have watched you for so long I think it’s around 5 or 6 years now and to think about how many videos I’ve watched, how many laughs I’ve had, how much you’ve actually had a direct impact on me is crazy. My entire world changed when I watched the first video by Jerma958. I had no idea that so many years down the line the same guy would be making me laugh my ass off. I was introduced to a whole new type of comedy and it really stuck. I have watched and rewatched your videos so many times and it never gets old. I am so glad I found your channel and I can seriously say that I look up to you and greatly respect you. Keep doing what you enjoy whether it’s gaming or making Nintendo Labos on stream. Whether it’s painting or taking a lie detector test. Or live action wrestling (or virtual) or reading “scary” stories on stream. I don’t care what it is but do it and as long as you are you I’ll be here. And I’m sure many other Jerma fans will agree. At the end of the day no matter what you do I’ll stick around because over the years the person behind Jerma985 (despite me never seeing you ever in my life) has earned my gratitude and respect. You have always been there to make me laugh and bring me joy whenever I needed it through the tough times and the not so tough times. I can’t thank you enough for everything you’ve done all these years. 😔✊
    P.S. Make Jerma merch cuz even though I might look ridiculous with a man made of glue or a golden guy with a B on his chest that is named Baldcoin or a fucking egg on my chest. I will still wear it because I gotta rep that Jerma pride.

  • @theshoeburger
    @theshoeburger 5 лет назад +48

    Wow! How did this streamer get those celebrities into his stream??

  • @Ashlevon
    @Ashlevon 5 лет назад +14

    In the Bio Inc stream, Jeremy ended up dying from Bronchitis and kidney failure. Since he clearly has bronchitis in this video, we should prepare for the worst...

  • @Self-Referential
    @Self-Referential 5 лет назад +15

    I had to clear my own throat after that ending

  • @stendersenhendersen6862
    @stendersenhendersen6862 5 лет назад +13

    The Grandpa voice triggered my nostalgia

  • @HellsWaffle
    @HellsWaffle 5 лет назад +18

    3:15
    When you're talking to your buddy about your new Panasonic dmc-GX80 KEBK you bought online

  • @rodakscreens
    @rodakscreens 5 лет назад +7

    "'Do something funny' HELLO MY BABY HELLO M-"

  • @cringemaestroo
    @cringemaestroo 5 лет назад +18

    Steve-O beats Sekiro, ON STREAM!

  • @atticuskoch2965
    @atticuskoch2965 Год назад +2

    7:39 that kind of happened to Gilbert Gottfried, he's not wrong

  • @mangosdangoes6144
    @mangosdangoes6144 5 лет назад +122

    Jerma dashing instead of parrying is tickling the ends of my nerves a little bit

    • @Shinigami13133
      @Shinigami13133 4 года назад +12

      It's instinct with some enemies, like the bull. You look at its attacks and your brain says "I can't fucking block that!"

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 года назад +10

      @@Shinigami13133 Remembering that you can block things is legit the biggest learning curve in the entire game

    • @slurponaut
      @slurponaut 3 года назад +2

      @@janesmith1840 and even after beating the game multiple times i still can't believe the best way to block a giant, charging bull is with a fucking umbrella

  • @MondayMoustache
    @MondayMoustache 5 лет назад +6

    15:53 he did it for my saké...

  • @UlikewutUc13
    @UlikewutUc13 5 лет назад +7

    Larry the cable guy lives in my home town, hes usually seen wearing a sweatshirt and athletic shorts.

  • @mackmasters325
    @mackmasters325 5 лет назад +10

    He's actually really good at voices.

  • @latbat58
    @latbat58 5 лет назад +17

    punished jerma

  • @gahmuretvanbegonia994
    @gahmuretvanbegonia994 5 лет назад +4

    jerma is a comedic genious

  • @Vesterpester
    @Vesterpester 5 лет назад +4

    “I just ate elephant shit”
    -Steve-O

  • @muiscnight
    @muiscnight 5 лет назад +2

    1:00 I have never seen anything in any video game as aggressive as that thing.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад

      Yeah that tends to be the thing with bulls

  • @senojnomis
    @senojnomis 5 лет назад +3

    4:14 Jerma's Joker laugh audition :P

  • @calonfire
    @calonfire 5 лет назад +2

    oh my god block the fucking bull, you dont have to dodge him

  • @PurpleLightning6was9
    @PurpleLightning6was9 5 лет назад +6

    Watch personal interviews with Larry the Cable Guy. He drops the act.

  • @ScrumSoLoud
    @ScrumSoLoud 4 года назад +3

    beat seven spears with no mikiri. props.

  • @MrGwarpy
    @MrGwarpy 5 лет назад +5

    4:15 bring me the batman

  • @carcasses5131
    @carcasses5131 4 года назад +2

    Stop running and parry the damn bull, OLÈ

  • @momo_u
    @momo_u 5 лет назад +2

    flawless seth rogan impression, I thought he was really there

  • @MCPiggyGames
    @MCPiggyGames 4 года назад +2

    0:05 He laughs like Willem Dafoe in The Lighthouse

  • @graff2899
    @graff2899 5 лет назад +1013

    That first joke made me want to unsub
    Thanks for the likes guys holy shit 😂☺

    • @JanitorJoey
      @JanitorJoey 5 лет назад +106

      I mean, clearly Jerma’s suffering from Dragonrot from forcing sick old women to cough blood into his mouth!

    • @condescendingonlineman2136
      @condescendingonlineman2136 5 лет назад +89

      That was a -2 joke.

    • @pippi2285
      @pippi2285 5 лет назад +25

      It was the best dad joke

    • @thesmiler1579
      @thesmiler1579 5 лет назад +1

      @@condescendingonlineman2136 what is this -2 shit

    • @Matikz007
      @Matikz007 5 лет назад +40

      @@thesmiler1579 during one of jermas streams a while ago he made a joke about having a "funny score" which turned into everytime he makes a joke or says something funny / unfunny people will type +2(for good joke) or -2 (for bad joke) now.

  • @viktorthecreator4458
    @viktorthecreator4458 5 лет назад +7

    I want Jerma to be a bootleg singing frog more

  • @yoafofbread
    @yoafofbread 5 лет назад +4

    Petyr Balish voice

  • @DemonicDinos
    @DemonicDinos 4 года назад +2

    Local streamer cries to THOUSANDS of viewers after emotionally beating a boss.

  • @kaltsssit
    @kaltsssit 2 года назад

    4:17 Deranged psycho LAUGHS with glee while stabbing INNOCENT victim.

  • @dante697
    @dante697 5 лет назад +4

    Glad we got the historically accurate bull with flaming hay bale

    • @TheDogInYard
      @TheDogInYard 5 лет назад +3

      Dante Perna attack its weak point for massive damage

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 4 года назад +1

    Larry the Cable Guy is actually Christian Bale's character in _The Prestige._

  • @kingofpain11111
    @kingofpain11111 5 лет назад +13

    Superman Nintendo 64 is the hardest major published game

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад

      Yeah but you can't get it at Walmart so like :/

  • @thebicameralmonk359
    @thebicameralmonk359 5 лет назад +8

    Ageing chain smoker gets mauled by dog ON STREAM??!?!!?

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 5 лет назад +31

    Jerma is cheating because his small frame gives him a smaller hitbox.

  • @Hunterb0t12
    @Hunterb0t12 5 лет назад +2

    6:08 DIDNT HE DO THIS BIT BACK WHEH HE PLAYED OCTODAD!?!???!?

  • @JacobsTrash
    @JacobsTrash 5 лет назад +2

    He's *doing* Grandpa *for life*

  • @tink6365
    @tink6365 4 года назад +11

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the subtle nuances of a Jerma joke

  • @ozzieggg
    @ozzieggg 5 лет назад +2

    06:06 leaving this here for later reference

  • @samuelreid1958
    @samuelreid1958 5 лет назад +5

    Laughs in maniac

  • @meatshield_
    @meatshield_ 5 лет назад +2

    I can't believe that Jerma caught dragon rot.

  • @LochHaruzara
    @LochHaruzara 5 лет назад +6

    Sekiro: Jerma eats rice

  • @bhwhale6541
    @bhwhale6541 5 лет назад +2

    jerma turned into steve o without realizing it

  • @Jormelli
    @Jormelli 5 лет назад +2

    god Jerma not going to the left and around the guy with the gun must have been infuriating

  • @kyris0
    @kyris0 5 лет назад +3

    local streamer turns into joan rivers, career over

  • @Katagara84
    @Katagara84 5 лет назад +2

    Jerma dies twice, gives self Dragonrot

  • @EpicNade
    @EpicNade 5 лет назад +1

    "Prioritize the fuckin bald guy, game"
    **northernlion will remember that**

  • @johnboofingtoniii9125
    @johnboofingtoniii9125 3 года назад +2

    he sounded like steve-o

  • @rickydo6572
    @rickydo6572 5 лет назад +2

    I thought Jerma was going insane, then I realized I was the one going insane instead.

  • @cakemaster10
    @cakemaster10 4 года назад +1

    19:04 that sounded identical to Jesse Pinkman from breaking bad

  • @Smilephile
    @Smilephile 5 лет назад +2

    Jerma contracts dragonrot and becomes Joan Rivers

  • @Scort93
    @Scort93 5 лет назад +3

    Almost sounds like Jessie Pinkman by the end

  • @TheOneAndOnlyZeno
    @TheOneAndOnlyZeno 5 лет назад +1

    4:08 Creepy old man laugh

  • @HeIsBigFella
    @HeIsBigFella 5 лет назад +2

    We need JERMA RUMBLE 2019

  • @CruisinBen
    @CruisinBen Год назад +1

    Even after all these years it is still my headcanon that Jerma was patient zero of Covid-19 and this video and the date of the stream is evidence of that

  • @violetsweet1660
    @violetsweet1660 5 лет назад +1

    coulda called this video "guns, jerms, and steel"

  • @gokaytoklar2803
    @gokaytoklar2803 5 лет назад +2

    please bring back scare Saturday’s

  • @TheRiverNyx
    @TheRiverNyx 5 лет назад +1

    This is just Jerma's transformation into an old person

  • @TurboStrawberryKat
    @TurboStrawberryKat 5 лет назад +4

    Jerma: How did a dog get in here?
    Dogo: bark
    Also Dogo: *_dies instantly_*

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад

      This is like when you have a nightmare your pet somehow fits itself perfectly balanced inside your VHS player and suddenly dies and you wake up with tears in your eyes despite never even owning a VHS player or realising that it's physically impossible for an animal to fit in one

  • @Name-md7my
    @Name-md7my 5 лет назад +1

    I know for a fact that Jerma is that guy that was caught doing the joker impression and got walked in on

  • @espicelmecanicodecombustio1632
    @espicelmecanicodecombustio1632 5 лет назад +2

    6:05 Haha, that was pretty funny

  • @thischannelisdecommissioned
    @thischannelisdecommissioned 4 года назад +2

    What a load of bull!

  • @memyselfandmich
    @memyselfandmich 5 лет назад +1

    local streamer becomes a barbershop solo artist

  • @alexdivision4320
    @alexdivision4320 5 лет назад +2

    Woah did you hear guys? Jerma beat Blazing Bull on his first time on stream

  • @leftovers8219
    @leftovers8219 5 лет назад +1

    16:54 Steve-O