[YTP] - Marty Schwartz' greatest hits!

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 411

  • @hishamhilal8332
    @hishamhilal8332 2 года назад +1412

    The part where he just kept saying "custom shop" is accurate. If guitarists have a custom shop guitar they will keep on telling you

  • @OrangeHarrisonRB3
    @OrangeHarrisonRB3 2 года назад +928

    I'm glad to see he got back together with Marty Schwartz. They made a great duo.

    • @emailkolar4517
      @emailkolar4517 2 года назад +26

      Schwarty Martz*

    • @LETVReturns
      @LETVReturns 2 года назад +2

      ruined your 666 likes

    • @verbluten84527
      @verbluten84527 2 года назад +2

      I heard that they are working together on a new project. Can't wait to hear it...

  • @Jared_Wignall
    @Jared_Wignall 2 года назад +700

    It’s always a good time to watch Marty Schwartz with Marty Schwartz.

    • @hailey3737
      @hailey3737 2 года назад +5

      Agreed-

    • @nig_card
      @nig_card 2 года назад +2

      @@hailey3737 was da dash at the end really necessary

    • @Adam_Walsh
      @Adam_Walsh 2 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @homunculusSZN
      @homunculusSZN 2 года назад +2

      Its cool to hear him talk about a f****** riff

  • @book3100
    @book3100 2 года назад +198

    It is helpful to already have a f***kin guitar

    • @josephbirch3635
      @josephbirch3635 2 года назад +22

      Also, some people have ears

    • @stravvman
      @stravvman 5 месяцев назад +1

      Passive-aggressive

  • @Wotvr
    @Wotvr 2 года назад +362

    Easily one of my favorite YTP sources of this past year.

  • @TheVectorQuantity
    @TheVectorQuantity 2 года назад +190

    Who knew learning guitar could be this FuF?

  • @cupidstunt22
    @cupidstunt22 2 года назад +310

    He's playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order

    • @Soufriere84
      @Soufriere84 2 года назад +26

      It's Marty Schwartz AND Marty Schwartz. Whatever notes they play are _automatically_ in the right order, because.

    • @brodybazzini6729
      @brodybazzini6729 2 года назад +6

      jAzZ

    • @DanHarrisonKing
      @DanHarrisonKing 2 года назад

      Eric Morcambe reference

  • @ALWTunes
    @ALWTunes 2 года назад +328

    When I was growing up, we didn't have great guitar teaching resources like this available. I had to learn Heck the Dalls the hard way.

    • @elc1960
      @elc1960 Год назад +7

      My favorite was when Marty taught us all how to play Mary Had a Little Ham...

  • @gabrielhoglund1852
    @gabrielhoglund1852 2 года назад +174

    3:21 Marty: “It’s gonna be really helpful if you don’t play the bass”
    My self esteem: that’s… what I’ve been trying to tell you

  • @Bill_Cipher1995
    @Bill_Cipher1995 2 года назад +191

    As a guitar player, I love these so much. Says the notes will get higher and they actually go lower, and vice versa. I always die at that part.

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 2 года назад +13

      That's an inside joke for us guitarists, i feel like YTpewp is one too 😁👍

    • @jmat910
      @jmat910 2 года назад +14

      @@mattasticmattattack8546 I think anyone can figure that out, never played guitar and I could see it was inverted 😉

    • @kenz2756
      @kenz2756 2 года назад +10

      How would that be an inside joke? I'd wager anyone that understands physics of vibration or have an idea of playing an instrument would know how that works. And he did say higher and lower, unless you're deaf, you'd know how that sounds.

    • @Bill_Cipher1995
      @Bill_Cipher1995 2 года назад +3

      Guys, guys. Let Matt feel like he's a part of something, damn. Yeah; everyone can understand that; you're right. But let's just have fun, huh?

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 2 года назад +8

      I love making comments just to see a week later people arguing over the arbitrary things i said 😁👍

  • @TheDrunkRobot
    @TheDrunkRobot 2 года назад +337

    Reverse and vibrato jokes will never not be funny. Fuf soos hoh-sis

  • @nickb8507
    @nickb8507 2 года назад +181

    “So we got a D chord”
    *plays B Minor*

    • @NICKMBRAND
      @NICKMBRAND 2 года назад +7

      i mean technically b minor is d major 🦵🏼

    • @FPSBuzz
      @FPSBuzz 2 года назад +10

      @@NICKMBRAND no its literally not

    • @Jesus4life_39
      @Jesus4life_39 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @audiodood
      @audiodood Год назад +3

      @@NICKMBRAND scalewise sure chordwise no

    • @HINDERIZED
      @HINDERIZED Месяц назад

      ​@@FPSBuzz yes it is 🌈

  • @alrangelal
    @alrangelal 8 месяцев назад +7

    2:11 this made me laugh uncontrollably

  • @mastercabbage
    @mastercabbage 2 года назад +88

    It certainly does help to have ears like most people.

    • @leafslut
      @leafslut 2 года назад +10

      It also helps if you don't already play the bass.

  • @ayoitscat
    @ayoitscat 2 года назад +45

    4:38 was such a smooth edit

  • @christopherpape4823
    @christopherpape4823 2 года назад +91

    I feel like this is probably how I sound when giving presentations...

  • @aldorechiasson
    @aldorechiasson 2 года назад +79

    The distorted and spinning tuning kills me every time!

  • @lurdkatmin3298
    @lurdkatmin3298 2 года назад +56

    2:53 lmao that noise

  • @CJ-hq6zz
    @CJ-hq6zz Год назад +6

    4:53
    That "huuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUHMHHHH" absolutely killed me. Thanks.

  • @davidcoffman321
    @davidcoffman321 2 года назад +52

    These are the most criminally underrated videos

  • @kkdrumm3r
    @kkdrumm3r 2 года назад +61

    0:26 ...the mosquito in my room at night while im sleeping.

  • @marshi3279
    @marshi3279 2 года назад +17

    "So it's a HoH on the A string and that would be... what the fuck" successfully kills me everytime

  • @raddude4826
    @raddude4826 2 года назад +18

    3:50 is so golden

  • @benedekgabor.
    @benedekgabor. 2 года назад +76

    Pretty please, don’t stop making these. I laughed my ass off.

  • @Aukejorrit
    @Aukejorrit 2 года назад +45

    Sometimes, the smallest joke gets me. I just snorted out my drink because of "Heck The Dalls"

  • @teuast
    @teuast 2 года назад +14

    my favorite bands:
    * black day
    * nervanuh
    * green sabbath
    * metallica 182
    * rock fuf

  • @edwelndiobel1567
    @edwelndiobel1567 2 года назад +45

    This is how you unlearn guitar.

  • @deathdrivesapontiac
    @deathdrivesapontiac 2 года назад +28

    Green Sabbath is my favourite band!
    Thank you so much for these traditional golden age style RUclips poops.

  • @MGSVxBreakpoint
    @MGSVxBreakpoint 2 года назад +15

    Marty Schwartz and Marty Schwartz walk into a bar..
    Rrarr

  • @richardhammer187
    @richardhammer187 2 года назад +19

    "now we have B for Bitch" - dude's got 500 Days of Summer type issues...

  • @joshuarobinson2233
    @joshuarobinson2233 2 года назад +7

    Ya gotta love how Marty Schwartz always comes along with Marty Schwartz

  • @echoesmourn3108
    @echoesmourn3108 2 года назад +12

    2:01 and let's get *B A E A B N E M*

  • @grabasandwich
    @grabasandwich 2 года назад +23

    4:39 that would hurt

  • @IsaacRossMusic1
    @IsaacRossMusic1 2 года назад +23

    love these YTP's as a guitarist, I love these

  • @davidcoffman321
    @davidcoffman321 2 года назад +47

    The part at 2:05 had me in tears and I keep thinking about it laughing at inappropriate moments throughout the day

  • @hansonel
    @hansonel 2 года назад +18

    I love Green Sabuth. They're my favorite rock FuF
    "Every month I release a series where I sit down with a beginner guitar player" *clip of Ed King from Lynard Skynyrd 😂

    • @dyr234
      @dyr234 2 года назад +1

      metallica 182 🤣

    • @bossroth8201
      @bossroth8201 2 года назад

      Ya and talk shit lol

  • @mackyrafa5278
    @mackyrafa5278 2 года назад +8

    I watch this video 2-3 times a day. It’s medication at this point for my depression.

  • @NeoHiPPy1980
    @NeoHiPPy1980 2 года назад +18

    @3:30 The editing makes him sound like he's going all Tom Morello! 🤘

    • @dyr234
      @dyr234 2 года назад +2

      a recording of chris going YEAAAH! would have been a hilarious add on to that part 🤣

  • @austinalexander238
    @austinalexander238 2 года назад +2

    I’m literally crying

  • @woolfy02
    @woolfy02 2 года назад +27

    That reverse bass makes it 100 times more confusing to learn

  • @HeortirtheWoodwarden
    @HeortirtheWoodwarden 2 года назад +12

    2:12
    TED-Ed intro be like

  • @JoshOnGuitar
    @JoshOnGuitar 2 года назад +8

    2:11 Marty jumpscare

  • @SmokinSkyzoStyle
    @SmokinSkyzoStyle 2 года назад +11

    0:52 dat part trigger me more than I even could expect 😂

  • @strawb3rry_saturnzbarz
    @strawb3rry_saturnzbarz 2 года назад +8

    Turns out they’re called FrerFs, and I’ve been calling them frets this whole time.

  • @carlosr1176
    @carlosr1176 2 года назад +20

    Dude needs a to use a dang teleprompter. He’s all over the place.

  • @colin5227
    @colin5227 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm so glad mr schwaws is teaching us all about frerfs

  • @Vubbss
    @Vubbss 2 года назад +8

    "having a fu** guitar already is really helpful. And also... Some people have ears." I started gut laughing lmao

  • @andymtb5714
    @andymtb5714 2 года назад +7

    These are THE greatest hits

  • @finnstockley2544
    @finnstockley2544 2 года назад +3

    “Let your fingers do the walking” - Jack Black from Guns n Roses

  • @House.Of.Pain.
    @House.Of.Pain. Год назад +1

    3:27 The whole 00005030 is like the funniest part of this whole video to me lmao.

  • @allienato
    @allienato 2 года назад +13

    I wish I had ears so I could hear that DDD chord. But damn, only some people do have ‘em..

  • @Darknight-zk6ky
    @Darknight-zk6ky 2 года назад +7

    Marty Schwartz here with Marty shwartz . Iconic line 🤣

  • @Vox_Rhododendron
    @Vox_Rhododendron 2 года назад +1

    “You got a clean sound”
    *plays distorted chord in reverse*

  • @juliantrujillo1662
    @juliantrujillo1662 2 года назад +1

    “have fuf..beowww” kilted me fams

  • @Yellowpick10
    @Yellowpick10 2 года назад +9

    “Marty Schwartz here with Marty Schwartz” will never get old.

  • @lekatamur4451
    @lekatamur4451 2 года назад +24

    1:08 me when i try to explain something in our german class

    • @pipallegro
      @pipallegro 2 года назад +9

      Well, you know, whatever, netflix for the rest of my life

  • @benjaminclasper9355
    @benjaminclasper9355 Год назад +1

    Marty Schwartz here with Marty Schwartz.

  • @mikep9312
    @mikep9312 2 года назад +3

    "its also just a f*cking riff"

  • @lucas.9758
    @lucas.9758 2 года назад +3

    marty schwartz here with marty schhhwhwartz, when u tune u get discouraged

  • @guygaric940
    @guygaric940 Год назад +2

    “Eddie is a fu*** *itch” had me dead🤣

  • @FaydsterTV
    @FaydsterTV 11 месяцев назад +2

    I think the funniest thing about these videos, is that Marty Schwartz also is a fan of these videos 😂

  • @schwermetall666
    @schwermetall666 2 года назад +2

    When he slid the string "upward" and the notes were going down, I felt like I had a major aneurisma

  • @BioHazard634
    @BioHazard634 2 года назад +2

    Dude your attention to detail, you don't miss. As a musician, this YTP changes the game. Incredible stuff.

  • @swettyspaghtti
    @swettyspaghtti 2 года назад +8

    oh nice i need a hit of Marty Shwartz and Marty Shwartz !

  • @alexaramen18
    @alexaramen18 2 года назад +2

    I'm glad I now know Frefs is the word for the spaces between the frets. Thank you Marty Schwartz!

  • @Greynth
    @Greynth Год назад +1

    “Netflix for the rest of my life”
    Wheezing😂😂

  • @Studio_Earth
    @Studio_Earth 2 года назад +2

    Say's second FrerF. Play's sixth FrerF. Brilliant.

  • @briancollins2693
    @briancollins2693 2 года назад +1

    This will forever be one of my favorite YTP's

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 2 года назад +7

    I laughed, I learned that some people have ears, and I saw Marty talk sh*t. What more could I have asked for on this day?

  • @johnnywall2228
    @johnnywall2228 2 года назад +2

    3:30 be running around the family with a pocket full of shells

  • @peye8801
    @peye8801 Год назад +1

    4:15 i can't stop laughing at the moment doctor DEEA appears Marty swertcz series

  • @kennydawson5098
    @kennydawson5098 2 года назад +8

    Where can I buy this album? I love Metallica 182 and all the rock fuf

  • @The_Defiant_One
    @The_Defiant_One 2 года назад +8

    "bass-ics"
    😏

  • @blind_mel0n
    @blind_mel0n 2 года назад +4

    2:27 I forgot to go up a HoH StetS. guess i better do it all over again.

  • @miriamaranda8
    @miriamaranda8 Год назад

    there are tears streaming from my eyes

  • @lincolnfish4021
    @lincolnfish4021 2 года назад +6

    Hilarious. Marty Schwartz should make his videos like that

  • @JakeWolven
    @JakeWolven 2 года назад +4

    Love Marty. He taught me how to play guitar like 10 years ago

  • @anotherdayinthislife
    @anotherdayinthislife 2 года назад +9

    Lmao I wonder if it’s a custom shop 😬

  • @justin_your_cousin9273
    @justin_your_cousin9273 2 года назад +5

    Netflix for the rest of my life

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 2 года назад

    It’s been five months, and this video still cracks me up. I guess I’ll leave another comment in seven months, but I doubt any amount of time could damage this amount of comedic power.

  • @kerpuusi1
    @kerpuusi1 2 года назад +2

    Frerfs crack me up every time.

  • @raulpagotto3280
    @raulpagotto3280 2 года назад +4

    4:13
    THIS KIND OF THING KILLS ME
    💀💀💀

  • @mgk2600
    @mgk2600 2 года назад +22

    Farty + Marty = always good together

  • @Danloreee
    @Danloreee 2 года назад +6

    Can never beat a good SuS

  • @specter-
    @specter- 2 года назад +1

    They never get old, and they should never stop. Thank you. Very much…

  • @radorigami
    @radorigami 2 года назад +2

    Here before Marty Schwartz with Marty Shorts

  • @cutesmolandadorableflowerpot
    @cutesmolandadorableflowerpot 2 года назад +2

    *marty schwartz*

  • @jessedelaney77
    @jessedelaney77 Год назад +3

    1:25 just about put me in hospital 😂

  • @chriscaruso8876
    @chriscaruso8876 Год назад

    I might be a little high but that was the funniest 6 minutes of my goddamn life. Thank you Pewp!

  • @fouresterofthetrees287
    @fouresterofthetrees287 2 года назад

    I can't believe how few views this has gotten. I have watched them all, and my favorite is the one with the acoustic were he says it you have an f-ing guitar already, that is really helpful.

  • @crazydeerinc
    @crazydeerinc 2 года назад +1

    It's amazing how you can make one of the most competent RUclipsrs teaching people music, look like an idiot. Amazing work! I love it! So funny, perfect guitar humor!

  • @briancollins2693
    @briancollins2693 2 года назад

    I've watched this video so many times now. A true classic.

  • @frankiev116
    @frankiev116 8 месяцев назад +2

    2:17 dude I die every time I hear this 💀💀💀

  • @michaelfilippi1520
    @michaelfilippi1520 Год назад

    I watch this like every day now and I die of laughter every time.

  • @TheYoshi3579
    @TheYoshi3579 Год назад +2

    5:02 always puts me in tears 😂

  • @serigraph73
    @serigraph73 2 года назад +1

    im crying

  • @mprogger5476
    @mprogger5476 2 года назад +3

    0:27 AYAYAYAYAAY

  • @TonyBMan
    @TonyBMan 2 года назад +3

    *FrerFs*
    up the hoh stets.

  • @platinumencasedpenile4812
    @platinumencasedpenile4812 2 года назад +3

    4:50 is what my practice sessions sound like

  • @Skinn-Tuh-Lor
    @Skinn-Tuh-Lor 2 года назад

    Right from the beginning it’s already pure gold.
    “Hey what’s up you guys. Marty Schwartz here with *MARTY SCHWARTZ* thank you so much for clicking on this video……….WOAH.