Aliens Scoffed at Earth's Predators, Until Humans Unleashed the Honey Badger | Best HFY Stories
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When they call the honey badger "fearless" it's because it doesn't have that part of the brain that interprets fear, so, they are literally not able to feel any amount of fear about anything ever
you do know that a Honey Badger will IMMEDIATELY go after an adversary's genitals, right?
they do?
@@andrewdegeyter Sounds like an ex wife. They always go for the balls
😂😂😂
So nasty...
"YES" he said in a high-pitched voice!
It's not that honey badgers won't back down. It's that, in spite of being very intelligent animals, they haven't figured out how to back down. If not for observing it in others, they wouldn't even know that backing down was a thing. They are, simply put, incapable of it.
More seriously: Honey badgers aren't this aggressive. They rarely attack larger animals. What they do, is completely ignore them, until they attack. Then, once they're attacked, they fight, rather than run. While they fight defensively, it's an aggressive defense, where they'll take advantage of opportunities to attack, but primarily to make the opponent back off. It's entirely possible that they're unaware that running is an option, but, if so, it's because it really isn't; they suck at running. They can keep up an even trot for hours, but the kind of running necessary to get away from a lion is completely beyond them.
If you want an aggressive honey badger equivalent, that would be the wolverine. It's not simply tough; it's outright mean. It'll look at an animal 10 times its own size, and think "dinner". It won't simply defend its own kill against a bear (as a honey badger no doubt would, if it had a kill that size); it'll drive a bear away from the bear's own kill. For extra measure, they have stink glands bad enough to empty any arena. Honey badger don't care; wolverine want murder.
They are also the greatest escape artists as well.
Stoffel is legendary.
@@snidecommenter7117 His son, Stompy, is following proudly in his sire's pawprints. He's assisting scientists in testing levels of animal intelligence, and absolutely _trashing_ the grade curve.
Honey badgers get all the attention, but I'd rather fight a honey badger than a wolverine. The honey badger's bigger, meaner, more psychotic cousin on meth
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@@CosmicTales7 very true
Some friends of mine were out rabbit hunting and encountered a wolverine.
They immediately threw their kills toward the wolverine and began backing away.
When the wolverine advanced past the dead rabbits and continued toward them, they opened fire.
Unfortunately all they had were .22 rifles.
Fortunately the five of them all had semi-automatics with 20rd magazines.
They had to reload, but they managed to kill it.
@@snidecommenter7117you know wolverines are a protected species right.
@@mikemoscato2995 When your life is on the line you don't give a shit about "protected species".
Honey Badger don't care, Honey Badger just takes what it wants.
A real honey badger would have lain down and begun to eat the other creatures.
Great story keep up the good work 😊👍
That is our No.2 now for the No.1 the Wolverine (not the Marval character).
Aussie: Allow me to introduce ya to my humble homeland's harmless critters.
The honey badger and the wolverine are my favorite animals! That was my love for Syfy seeing them both together made my life worthwhile! By the way people keep asking which ones more vicious the American Honey badger and the wolverine fight all the time The wolverine has never defeated the American badger an American Badgers nowhere near as aggressive as a honey badger!!
When a honey badger can backdown a grizzly bear.
10-15 lbs of pure, distilled fury, intelligence, and sass.
The honey badger doesn`t give a shit.
I feel sorry for the alien. Badgers have no fear of anything. I would rather face a bear then a badger. I've seen a badger from distance, and that was close enough.
The Wolverine would be too much for the Honey Badger. When two animals with the same bad attitude fight, it usually boils down to size, strength, and weaponry, and the Wolverine is superior in all those categories.
Thank you for the heart. have a blessed day and a wonderful life. Mike,
Unfortunately, you are wrong. wolverines die from porcupines honeybadgers eat porcupines
@@weebobo955 After receiving your reply, I did a little research to prove my opinion correct, unfortunately I could not find any experts in the field to give a definitive answer, to which animal would come out the winner in a fight.
So it all comes down to your personal belief, but here is some information that you may find interesting ,thank you for your reply, have a wonderful day and a blessed life
In a fight, a wolverine would likely overpower a honey badger due to its strength and powerful jaws and teeth. However, the honey badger's teeth might be able to penetrate the wolverine's hide.
Here's some information about both animals:
Wolverine
A fearless animal that can kill polar bears by suffocating them. Adult males weigh 24-40 pounds, while adult females weigh 13-26 pounds.
Honey badger
A ferocious fighter known for its strength, ferocity, and toughness. It can grow up to 96 cm long, 28 cm at the shoulder, and weigh up to 16 kg. It has a thick, loose hide that's almost 6 mm thick. It's known to attack almost any other species when escape is impossible, and has even repelled much larger predators such as lions and hyenas.
Both wolverines and honey badgers are part of the Mustelidae family, which also includes otters, martens, minks, polecats, weasels, and ferrets.
DO NOT Introduce those two animals to each other. Both of them are from the Mustelidae family. If a hybrid results from that meeting it might be the death knell of all humanity!
@@Somewhat-Evil Lol. right on. I love your comment. Thank you. My first smile of the day. God bless and have a wonderful day.
Imagine if a Polecat was the next Earth combatant. He'd raise 1 helluva STINK!
Should have used adult otters
Amazon River Otters.
honey badgers are scary, just wait till they meet a wolverine, the honey badger of honey badgers
If housecats suddenly became the size of lions, we'd all be fucked 😂
Man! Even in the future humans love forcing animals to fight each other in pits! lol! Oh well, at least the aliens are doing it too.
The only thing more badass than a honey badger is the wolverine. Or two honey Badgers.
@Cosmic Tales Its pronounced KY-ti-nuhs (chitinous) its what anthropods exoskeletons are made of
Ive been biding my time waiting for someone to mention this. You would think at some point they could fix this in the AI stories.
story writer could not have pick a better predator for this roll.
After running across the post of the wolverine.
It might be tie between them.
I'm thinking they need to do more than just a honey badger. how about a wolverine, Komodo dragon,and a saltwater crocodile.😂
Wolverine the bigger but less threatening honeybadger
Funny thing, the norway lemming has the same lack of fear as a honey badger, only they are extreamly aggressive towards threats. All be it. The results of this aggression isn't very impressive...
HONEY BADGER, DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
Sun bears and chimpanzees go for faces. They are strong enough to rip a face right off the skull of a human no problem. Sun bears rip tigers faces off.
Earth's spiciest warrior🩷
STOFFEL!
Laughing, do you think that honey badger was bad?
Wait til you meet a United States Marine..
HB don't give a ... 😂😅
A lil humor in this one.......put a Karen in there....lol
AI is not ready for story telling. Using words that have no meaning.
Honey Badger Don't Care!!
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Pear honey badgers are fearless but mountain lions eat them all the time