Every Species Used Robot Soldiers Until Deathworlders Showed Up With Bare Hands | HFY Story

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 84

  • @johnheaps4559
    @johnheaps4559 24 дня назад +45

    Best line ever, they’re not supposed to be able to do that with a rubber chicken.

    • @lacucaracha111111
      @lacucaracha111111 12 дней назад +1

      *supposed to do that, which makes it even funnier as your human brain runs wild with all the silly possibilities XD

    • @Damoinion
      @Damoinion 4 дня назад

      Closely followed by "..playing Calvin Ball with brass knuckles." 🤣

  • @Kaocyde
    @Kaocyde 21 день назад +39

    Outside of sci-fi, in the real world.....this has pretty much happened already.
    DARPA made an AI unit that would act as an advanced detection system for ground troops. Then, they challenged a few USMC grunts to start from 100 yards away and touch it without being detected. As soon as they said "go", 2 marines begand somersaulting the entire 100 yard length and tagged the unit, beating the challenge.
    After that, the marines started getting really creative.

    • @Have_some_plasma
      @Have_some_plasma 18 дней назад +8

      Iirc one took a bunch of branches and started cosplaying as a small tree and another pulled Metal Gear shenanigans with a cardboard box

    • @DARKANGEL20PR
      @DARKANGEL20PR 17 дней назад

      Need more info of what they do

    • @NobodyDungeons
      @NobodyDungeons 17 дней назад

      @@DARKANGEL20PR One of them just started doing cartwheels

    • @NobodyDungeons
      @NobodyDungeons 17 дней назад +5

      Military: We developed this cool super advanced AI detection unit.
      Marines: Cool I'm going to beat it with a cardboard box and a silly dance

    • @Kaocyde
      @Kaocyde 16 дней назад +4

      @DARKANGEL20PR the 3 real stand out methods the marines used were cartwheeling/somersaulting the full distance, grabbing fallen branches from a nearby pine and "walking like a tree", and the best - going full MGS with an empty cardboard box....the marines could be heard giggling inside as they walked up and tagged it.

  • @finnmcool2
    @finnmcool2 22 дня назад +19

    First: I love the idea of tactical geography. Second: Someone left grunts unsupervised? On purpose?

  • @TheLoneHaranger
    @TheLoneHaranger 23 дня назад +10

    Comedy gold.
    The "rubber chicken" and "essentially disabled with a face pack", I snorted coffee out my nose!
    And the cherry on top, art piece entitled, "Error 404".
    So many pop culture references, and the international flavours, the author showed quite the well-rounded and eclectic grasp of what makes humans 'human'.
    I've added it to my 'Watch Again' list, fo' sho.

  • @MalfisByMidnight
    @MalfisByMidnight 15 дней назад +2

    Reminds me when a company building Combat robots had their AI watch a bunch of Marines... learned how to identify humans... then had the Marines try and sneak up on it and touch it.
    The one that strapped branches to himself and "moved as much like a tree as he could" is my favorite.

  • @RobertDePyssler
    @RobertDePyssler 23 дня назад +7

    This one had me crying with laughter. I can imagine our military doing stuff like this and coming up with other crazy stuff just for amusement. Great story.😊

  • @GrigoriZhukov
    @GrigoriZhukov 24 дня назад +12

    "Calvin Ball only with brass knunckles"
    made me smile with ruthless glee.

    • @eddavis9704
      @eddavis9704 24 дня назад +4

      And they didn't even use the secret invisible fourth base while hopping on one foot. 😂

  • @jonathanhouser7817
    @jonathanhouser7817 21 день назад +5

    A+ Calvin Ball reference

  • @RedDadRedemption
    @RedDadRedemption 24 дня назад +4

    Legend says the AK unit is still there 47 thousand years later still meditating on it's own breakdown of logic circuits.

  • @jamesoddsends4483
    @jamesoddsends4483 24 дня назад +18

    In stead of "Humans where here" it should have be "Kilroy was here"

  • @edhenderson1655
    @edhenderson1655 21 день назад +6

    Dr Kelly Patel and her ".... particular form of politeness that suggested someone was about to regret their life choices...."
    😅😅😅😅😅😅 That was my mother when I was a child! I knew EXACTLY what that paticular politenes meant then, and I know EXACTLY what the implication of that is here in the start of this story, LOL!!

  • @CryptidsRoost
    @CryptidsRoost 24 дня назад +21

    Caffeinated squirrels and cats discovering energy drinks had me rolling 😂 😂

  • @LawrenceKennard
    @LawrenceKennard 22 дня назад +2

    This is the kind of writing I'm looking for! This writer is a professional at parody in the most intelligent way. I'm actually going to go back and listen to it again😮

  • @DonPatrono
    @DonPatrono 14 дней назад +2

    "But the tensile strength of our war robots...how could he tear off the K9000 arm"
    "You see, Lance Corporal Abe bet his last can of Zyn with Gunny Espera that he wouldn't slam a six pack of Rip-Its and tear down a clanker barehanded, and Espera simply said "Aight, bet"....this is the result. Please open a channel with Abe, Espera is waiting for his Zyn"

    • @Upt.Spider
      @Upt.Spider 9 дней назад

      That would definitely happen 😂

  • @delmccormack7001
    @delmccormack7001 24 дня назад +28

    Now follow up with Marines in combat battle armor fighting the robots. "We surrender!!! Just stop making giant guns!!!" You know, the accidental conquerors.

    • @Katie-tx3gd
      @Katie-tx3gd 24 дня назад

      😮😮😮😮😮😮😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😮

  • @pokebreeder2517
    @pokebreeder2517 21 день назад +7

    where where these soldiers during skynet?

  • @midnightelectric1
    @midnightelectric1 24 дня назад +8

    Playing Calvin Ball with brass knuckles. Hobbs and I are having a sandwich and loving the writing.

  • @lordmech
    @lordmech 24 дня назад +2

    of ALL the sci-fi stories i have heard on YT this has to be THE funniest i have heard awesome job with the writing.

  • @bluesnakewoman
    @bluesnakewoman 6 дней назад

    Liked the humor makes the story more enjoyable.
    Subscribing

  • @DiverDan2010
    @DiverDan2010 24 дня назад +6

    Nice reference to The Andromeda Strain. Error 404

    • @ianbelletti6241
      @ianbelletti6241 24 дня назад +1

      Even worse. It's a reference to a common computer error.

  • @WTH1812
    @WTH1812 14 дней назад

    Great variation on a very old story. The phrasing and sarcasm are perfect. I've read and heard dozens of stories like this, but this one is the best.
    Good book, "The Mouse That Roared", about how the US was conquered.
    Similar to the US Revolutionary War with stalking, attacking, and disappearing into the woods against proper lines of well trained soldiers in bright red coats that nothing could camouflage.
    ICYMI, British wore the bright red coats since red was the cheapest color dye available and no European army used camouflage.

  • @leyphon7566
    @leyphon7566 22 дня назад +3

    "humans are incorrect. physic objects should not move this way" had me dying xD

  • @DaniilPiljovin
    @DaniilPiljovin 24 дня назад +4

    " we call it Tuesday" : D

    • @TheLoneHaranger
      @TheLoneHaranger 23 дня назад

      Yeah. 😅
      And, "Oh, it's something we came up with during drunk movie night".

  • @jorritnaga
    @jorritnaga 22 дня назад +1

    Cats who discovered energy drinks , made me cry - laugh and almost run off the road .

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 12 дней назад

    " Some may call it stubborn, we call it Tuesday" Is about the most matter of fact instructor saying I can imagine

  • @chryssmetzler2098
    @chryssmetzler2098 13 дней назад +1

    Didn't captain kirk have a habit of destroying machines?

  • @Aaron-io8vw
    @Aaron-io8vw 24 дня назад +8

    Dr. Patel went to the Jean Luc Picard school of command.
    Tugs shirt into place then proceeded to layth the Smacketh down on some alien assholes.

  • @carlsams8153
    @carlsams8153 16 дней назад +1

    The Fat Electrician had a video on a group of AI harbors and a bunch of Marines and what the Marines did to them.

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons 17 дней назад +1

    These are just baseline humans too. Imagine when they start sending in the gene edited super soldiers.

  • @keithisco123
    @keithisco123 23 дня назад +2

    Very Terry Pratchett😂
    Excellent thank you

    • @TheLoneHaranger
      @TheLoneHaranger 23 дня назад

      Zackry what I thought. 😉
      Nice to know somebody else is familiar with his sublime canon.
      (One day I hope to re-visit those wonderful books.)

  • @KibuFox
    @KibuFox 24 дня назад +1

    I can totally picture one of the robots having an existential crisis. Especially after the caffeinated squirrels comment.

  • @antsquirly7654
    @antsquirly7654 24 дня назад +3

    Absolutely LOVED it!!!

  • @jeffjames4064
    @jeffjames4064 16 дней назад

    Same thing happened with Windows 95... And after.

  • @DragoonZell
    @DragoonZell 4 дня назад

    Playing Calvin ball with Brass Knuckles XD lol. Never thought i see a Calvin and Hobbs Reference.

  • @Sci-FantasyWorlds
    @Sci-FantasyWorlds 20 дней назад

    Best line ever, I swear, no one’s supposed to be able to pull that off with a garden gnome.

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 12 дней назад +1

    "Pulling a Straya" xD

  • @chloekaftan
    @chloekaftan 13 дней назад +1

    16:53 and this is how the Contingency (in stellaris) was born, not with enslaved sapient AI or robotic uprisings, not with Gestalt Consciousness taking over the administrative and military duties of their creators cradle world, not by digitizing all organic life into a single coalesced mass of hivemind intelligence, but because they had an existential crisis when they realized they could never win against billions of years of evolution.
    edit: ngl i almost feel bad for the developers of their combat AI, since their entire empires economy likely hinges on the exports of these robots to their allies in the galactic community. now that humans made them look like a joke they inadvertently crushed their economy, which was bound to happen when your entire economy is balancing on literally one export product. kind of like russia right now.
    theyre lucky that this is the result of human creativity, because human boredom creates galaxy ending doomsday weapons.

  • @kamitekeiichi2376
    @kamitekeiichi2376 18 дней назад

    man who is the crazy genius writing these things XD

  • @russellstyles5381
    @russellstyles5381 24 дня назад +2

    Did not think it was possible for an adult to play Calvin Ball. You have to think like an 8 year old.

  • @Speedfly1
    @Speedfly1 22 дня назад +1

    Really fun, loved it. I really had hope to hear about the rubber chicken, but very fun anyway.🤪😝🙃🥴😵🤤

  • @Team.WorldTour
    @Team.WorldTour 16 дней назад

    Is this a 'Hidden Chapter' of The Hitchhikers Guide?

  • @wayneputtock1605
    @wayneputtock1605 24 дня назад +3

    This make me laugh . good and funny story .

  • @lisacook9482
    @lisacook9482 11 дней назад

    Not even a keep off the grass sign. 😂😂😂😂

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 12 дней назад

    If only Malevelon Creek were this easy

  • @jeanjohnson2743
    @jeanjohnson2743 23 дня назад +1

    Hey macarena😂

  • @GaisaSanktejo
    @GaisaSanktejo 21 день назад +1

    Durian smoothie? does anyone else know what Durian fruit smell like?

    • @hecate235
      @hecate235 20 дней назад +1

      Yes, I do, And I do not understand how anyone can eat them. Gakk. But I'm also one of those people who won't eat cilantro. Tastes like soap. Gakk.

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 12 дней назад

    9:51 Theological patterns .... oh no it spread the the AI titles XD

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons 17 дней назад

    When humans ducked around so hard they made robots achieve sapience only for them to say hell naw and off themselves.

  • @Upt.Spider
    @Upt.Spider 9 дней назад

    They should be glad 3d maneuver gear isnt real

  • @Chayliss
    @Chayliss День назад

    Play at .75 speed
    Sounds like guy who i forget read darth plaguise

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 12 дней назад

    I need cat videos instead of logic right now xD

  • @s.r.howell1297
    @s.r.howell1297 20 дней назад

    Ironic that the AI narrator also doesn't know what it's doing.

  • @DoesNotConcernYou
    @DoesNotConcernYou 18 дней назад

    We do not live on a death world no matter how much some might wish we did “ for what ever reason that may be”
    And also 90% of people especially in the west like the states have never suffered more then a stubbed toe.

    • @stevenswitzer5154
      @stevenswitzer5154 14 дней назад

      Are you sure? Our conditions seem pretty rare. One creatures death conditions is another creatures Eden

  • @SavageShooter93
    @SavageShooter93 22 дня назад

    Quantum based decision mattresses?

  • @Damoinion
    @Damoinion 4 дня назад

    Such a pity there's no smooth, natural flow to the narration. Get a human to read this to your AI, then let it try again.

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 16 дней назад

    …worried they had left the quantum stove on…
    A proper quantum stove will be in a superposition of “off” and “on” regardless.
    You have fallen into the annoying habit of throwing the word “quantum” in whenever you can’t think of anything interesting to say.
    Story downvoted.
    Do this again and you earn a slot in my “do not recommend” list.

  • @timl8302
    @timl8302 22 дня назад

    ROFLMAO!!🤣🤣😂😂

  • @Concerned-Nihilist
    @Concerned-Nihilist 23 дня назад

    This is some really stupid shit!

  • @rogerelzenga4465
    @rogerelzenga4465 20 дней назад

    To look at a survival situation and say: Hold my beer....... yup, thats what it means to be human....

  • @killfangthekingofreason2421
    @killfangthekingofreason2421 17 дней назад

    Now imagine if they added some pro wrestling moves. I can see a power bomb or a 619 being used. Maybe a robot begging for mercy while in a ankle lock.

  • @The_Lurker
    @The_Lurker 14 дней назад

    How the clones should've defeated the Droid army

  • @bluesnakewoman
    @bluesnakewoman 6 дней назад

    Liked the humor makes the story more enjoyable.
    Subscribing