How to grill the perfect steak (in Paper Mario: Color Splash)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2016
  • Step 1: Tenderize with a hammer.
    Step 2: Season with salt and pepper.
    Step 3: Grill evenly
    Step 4: Add lemon juice
    Step 5: Put a fork in it, it's done!
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    Review: www.whattheycallgames.com/2016...
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Комментарии • 2,7 тыс.

  • @kalebpalmer217
    @kalebpalmer217 4 года назад +2257

    The steak was fighting mario

  • @Mkozi-
    @Mkozi- 4 года назад +1849

    I tried this irl. It worked ok until the steak fought back

  • @steam9140
    @steam9140 4 года назад +3872

    My favorite Nintendo character S T E A K

    • @Assassin_Bear
      @Assassin_Bear 4 года назад +16

      STEAM geez an hour ago?

    • @madi357
      @madi357 4 года назад +7

      Wow pinned...

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 года назад +4

      😆

    • @jj2059
      @jj2059 4 года назад +27

      Steak for smash

    • @L1nkn1vy
      @L1nkn1vy 4 года назад +9

      Steak In Smash announcement: Steak SIZZLES onto the field!

  • @zortlungac3846
    @zortlungac3846 4 года назад +2944

    Dislikers are dads who thought it was a irl tutorial

    • @Victor-mi2py
      @Victor-mi2py 4 года назад +91

      or color splash haters

    • @llukeamon
      @llukeamon 4 года назад +84

      I mean the video not wrong, it still shows you how to cook a steak

    • @sillyfigure9247
      @sillyfigure9247 4 года назад +40

      I’m literally a teenager who thought this was a tutorial

    • @tremor230
      @tremor230 4 года назад +12

      @@sillyfigure9247 me too 😭😭😭
      I thought: "Funny way to teach how to Cook the perfect steak "
      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @sakam0t071
      @sakam0t071 4 года назад +5

      tremor230 I fucking hate you

  • @JMESIX
    @JMESIX 7 лет назад +1198

    Gordon Ramsay: That steak is so fucking RAW its DANCING!!!!

    • @walletherobot4424
      @walletherobot4424 6 лет назад +97

      Martin Mesidor Gordon Ramsay: this steak is so fucking raw
      It's still in the camp eating grass

    • @bjkaye9918
      @bjkaye9918 6 лет назад +21

      I'm laughing at both of these comments

    • @Its_Lui
      @Its_Lui 5 лет назад +7

      He forgot to put some seasoning to the steak

    • @Prince_Eva_Huepow
      @Prince_Eva_Huepow 2 года назад +4

      Gordon Ramsey: This steak is practically made of holy, it's so frickin' tasty. My whole mouth tastes like a masterpiece!

    • @ThatOneGuy-dc2xe
      @ThatOneGuy-dc2xe 3 месяца назад +1

      officially the 1,000th like!

  • @fishbiscuit8266
    @fishbiscuit8266 4 года назад +302

    I like how Mario looks around while viewing his cards like:
    Are we really doing this?

    • @fishbiscuit8266
      @fishbiscuit8266 4 года назад +8

      Choboy 46 it is most likely Larry, but I can’t explain that

    • @DazaiOsammu
      @DazaiOsammu 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah ikr I love that detail

  • @silvervens
    @silvervens 4 года назад +106

    0:34 tednerizing
    1:16 Seasoning
    1:38 Cooking (IN direct heat)
    1:57 Lemon coating

    • @christopheracosta2043
      @christopheracosta2043 Год назад +10

      I tried that irl. However after tenderizing, I add not only salt and pepper, I add worcestershire sauce and let it soak up the good sauce, add lemon juice, slammed it on the grill and, viola! Best steak in the world, even good as they served in Del Rae restaurant in Pico Rivera, CA.

    • @DazaiOsammu
      @DazaiOsammu 10 месяцев назад +2

      I tried it it ending up being the best steak I've ever eaten

    • @DazaiOsammu
      @DazaiOsammu 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@christopheracosta2043same

  • @C_The_Guy
    @C_The_Guy 4 года назад +350

    Cooking Mama: "atleast my job is safe"
    Mario:

    • @NanamoriYT
      @NanamoriYT 4 года назад +7

      _NICE_
      Oh yeah if someone ruins it the joke was I got it to 69 likes

    • @ryanhernandez1877
      @ryanhernandez1877 4 года назад +6

      _NICE_
      (Oh yeah before anybody ruins it the joke is that so many people are losing their jobs right now it extends to video game chefs)

    • @KrystalzSaph
      @KrystalzSaph 4 года назад +5

      Mario: hold my salt, grill and lemon

  • @mr_pants278
    @mr_pants278 6 лет назад +125

    Can we just appreciate not only that this is a thing in the game, not only that this is probably one of the most genuinely sort of creepy and weirdly out-of-place events you could think of even as far as secret bosses go in RPGs, but also how good that steak actually looks?

    • @christopheracosta2043
      @christopheracosta2043 Год назад +17

      I tried that irl. However after tenderizing, I add not only salt and pepper, I add worcestershire sauce and let it soak up the good sauce that slammed it on the grill and, viola! Best steak in the world, even good as they served in Del Rae restaurant in Pico Rivera, CA.

    • @DazaiOsammu
      @DazaiOsammu 10 месяцев назад

      True

    • @DonutTPOTer
      @DonutTPOTer 6 месяцев назад +2

      Nah this was tedious

  • @screemumsm9991
    @screemumsm9991 5 лет назад +2505

    Friend: Hey, I want to get that new Paper Mario game. How do you play?
    Me:

    • @meggy8875
      @meggy8875 5 лет назад +11

      ETHAN PAUL why are you here then?

    • @lina24639
      @lina24639 5 лет назад +12

      The newest Paper Mario Game is Paper Mario we gave up

    • @htxgoth1393
      @htxgoth1393 5 лет назад +2

      Yoshi Koopa Y tho

    • @jeremyknight9980
      @jeremyknight9980 5 лет назад +11

      @@htxgoth1393 Because people are still mad that for 10 years they didn't get a game like the first 2. Out of the 3 games that don't play like 64 and TTYD Super and Color Splash were pretty good despite their issues.

    • @jeremyknight9980
      @jeremyknight9980 5 лет назад +1

      @@lina24639 More like Paper Mario: we claim to give up but we still go back to it.

  • @RDM606
    @RDM606 4 года назад +704

    RUclips recommended me this 3 years later for some reason

  • @The_Boctor
    @The_Boctor 2 года назад +29

    why is one of the most memorable songs in the game the boss theme for a steak

    • @Mar-zw3eu
      @Mar-zw3eu 4 часа назад

      Its the theme for mid bosses in general

  • @GaminRage
    @GaminRage 7 лет назад +963

    That was a really detailed piece of steak there.

    • @cannon9009
      @cannon9009 7 лет назад +122

      Every 3D Thing in the game is extremely detailed.

    • @VGAfanatic
      @VGAfanatic 7 лет назад +107

      The in-game Manual actually contains a behind the scenes story of how they came up with the idea for the Steak, and that they took a photo for reference to make the model from.

    • @xnetdylan7649
      @xnetdylan7649 7 лет назад +4

      GaminRage gg

    • @xnetdylan7649
      @xnetdylan7649 7 лет назад +1

      gg

    • @chuyrenteria6252
      @chuyrenteria6252 6 лет назад +20

      Yeah, everytime I see that steak, it makes me hungry af.

  • @stanley5429
    @stanley5429 5 лет назад +1442

    Mario You are a odd fellow but i must say: You steak a good ham

    • @CarlosAlberto-nq3iv
      @CarlosAlberto-nq3iv 5 лет назад +45

      Antonio Marcos Barbosa AURORA BOREALES

    • @uhhhCheese
      @uhhhCheese 5 лет назад +6

      Hey it's me again

    • @stanley5429
      @stanley5429 5 лет назад +1

      @@uhhhCheese umm Who are You?

    • @stanley5429
      @stanley5429 5 лет назад +4

      @@uhhhCheese wait arent You the Lucas from a certain Someone Memories?

    • @uhhhCheese
      @uhhhCheese 5 лет назад +2

      @@stanley5429 Lodac77 videos

  • @6SamChat9
    @6SamChat9 4 года назад +434

    Perfectly cooked steak confirmed for Smash Brothers

  • @OriginKirby
    @OriginKirby 4 года назад +929

    Grandma: “The steak is just a little well done.”
    The steak: 1:45

    • @Caden_C
      @Caden_C 4 года назад +19

      Lmfao

    • @B_A-tr
      @B_A-tr 4 года назад +27

      And its perfect this way

    • @TotalXPvideos
      @TotalXPvideos 4 года назад +18

      @@B_A-tr Maybe if you lost your taste buds in Nam like grandma.

    • @nathanaellamouette
      @nathanaellamouette 4 года назад +3

      @Void F I R E

    • @cool_cat1225
      @cool_cat1225 4 года назад +1

      F I R E

  • @burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154
    @burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154 7 лет назад +510

    first mario game where we can beat the meat.
    but real talk: weirdest idea but fucking amazing idea for a boss.

    • @islandko2402
      @islandko2402 7 лет назад +29

      What's next the next boss is a child drawing.

    • @idiotontheinternet8113
      @idiotontheinternet8113 6 лет назад +7

      because of its Theme it is a Mini-Boss As it is Used on some Other enemys

    • @anthonybear45
      @anthonybear45 6 лет назад +1

      Daniel Scharn yes😂

    • @carpydiem
      @carpydiem 6 лет назад +5

      You also get to squeeze a bone! You know, for science.

    • @alexsal9798
      @alexsal9798 6 лет назад

      Daniel Scharn and in odyssey we possess the meat

  • @VGAfanatic
    @VGAfanatic 7 лет назад +465

    I like that he basically gave a Yelp review of the restaurant.

    • @kelloggs5782
      @kelloggs5782 7 лет назад

      Jacob Tucker lol

    • @kirbkirbington
      @kirbkirbington 6 лет назад

      Diego ewe ewwww disgusting

    • @psychopianist630
      @psychopianist630 6 лет назад +1

      Adam is awesome art What do you think the "ewe" in his name meant?

    • @Cabalex
      @Cabalex 6 лет назад +1

      ⭐️✖️✖️✖️✖️
      great food

  • @gappy3664
    @gappy3664 4 года назад +104

    Fun Fact: They took pictures of actual steaks and cooked them

  • @Aceofthefire
    @Aceofthefire 4 года назад +145

    Why am I just imagining Gordon Ramsay critiquing this person on their steak...
    In Paper Mario Color Splash

    • @yourlocalnoob9729
      @yourlocalnoob9729 4 года назад +8

      Probably because its a cooking show

    • @junglejuicejuno
      @junglejuicejuno 4 года назад +6

      *steak is incinerated on grill*
      Ramsey: It’s still fookin raw!

    • @Jangle101
      @Jangle101 4 года назад +3

      It was Gordon Ramsay

    • @osc-omb47896
      @osc-omb47896 2 года назад

      Ultimate final boss

  • @MegamanNG
    @MegamanNG 7 лет назад +1524

    This is the most annoying thing I've ever done. I'm serious. It took me four tries but on the fourth try, I at least did it perfectly.
    That and it's like being in Hell's Kitchen and whoever's in the VIP is Gordon Ramsay and him yelling at you and saying, "This steak is RAW!"

    • @Linkums
      @Linkums  7 лет назад +67

      I was more annoyed by Sniffit or Whiffit personally, but my memory is poop. I had to take a video with my phone.

    • @MegamanNG
      @MegamanNG 7 лет назад +34

      I had to take photos to figure it out so I can relate. Trust me. And having to spend 1000 coins on cards that ARE NEEDED to win it perfectly is a pain.

    • @gamemaster-ew4ko
      @gamemaster-ew4ko 6 лет назад +3

      snifiit or whifiit is easy

    • @SodiumNuke
      @SodiumNuke 6 лет назад +2

      Use a hammer to calm it down

    • @NovaStorm93
      @NovaStorm93 6 лет назад +21

      *Wheres the lamb sauce?*

  • @WGoodall
    @WGoodall 5 лет назад +239

    Description:
    Step 3- *Grill evenly*
    *Video:*
    1:46

    • @Pudding_6145
      @Pudding_6145 4 года назад +14

      That's how it looks when I try to make a cake

  • @akaza4938
    @akaza4938 4 года назад +81

    That steak needs more character development.

  • @Grakalor
    @Grakalor 4 года назад +42

    Damn this steak was so popular he returned in odyssey

    • @Camilo_D2005
      @Camilo_D2005 4 года назад

      What?

    • @ayo.2022
      @ayo.2022 4 года назад +9

      @@Camilo_D2005 he was making a joke about that random slab of meat in the luncheon kingdom

    • @Camilo_D2005
      @Camilo_D2005 4 года назад +3

      @@ayo.2022 Ahh, tysm

    • @mlpluss9939
      @mlpluss9939 3 года назад +2

      the steak came back in TOK as a cameo

    • @DE23
      @DE23 3 года назад

      @@mlpluss9939 Where?

  • @shyguykid8709
    @shyguykid8709 7 лет назад +429

    remember that tums commercial where giant food is beating up the person

    • @bfdispongebob9086
      @bfdispongebob9086 7 лет назад +2

      Shy Guy Kid Yep!

    • @zinszlee
      @zinszlee 6 лет назад

      Yup

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 6 лет назад +1

      I think that those were some Pepto-Bismol commercials, am I right, Shy Guy Kid?

    • @2cents98
      @2cents98 6 лет назад

      Pax Humana no...it was tums...

    • @magpie-yf8gf
      @magpie-yf8gf 6 лет назад

      (this in a nutshell)

  • @osokid9751
    @osokid9751 7 лет назад +1539

    lol Mario beating the meat

    • @ryancatgames4279
      @ryancatgames4279 6 лет назад +59

      Oswald Torres, Lol, perfect word play dude! best Mario game ever.

    • @deegee4744
      @deegee4744 6 лет назад +14

      Why.

    • @3agle280
      @3agle280 6 лет назад +9

      Beat meato it

    • @nonameforyou2238
      @nonameforyou2238 6 лет назад +27

      yay someone understands my humor

    • @virtual_hazard9195
      @virtual_hazard9195 5 лет назад +47

      Exactly why they called it "Color Splash" (Insert Lenny face here)

  • @acejoybro
    @acejoybro 4 года назад +58

    0:38 Rare footage of Mario after No Nut November (Circa 2004, colorized)

  • @dancingmariobros7434
    @dancingmariobros7434 4 года назад +44

    Huh, never knew the day would come when I see Mario fighting a giant steak. I really gotta get Color Splash

  • @PKPrometheus
    @PKPrometheus 7 лет назад +1562

    Instructions not clear, has cooked Wii U

    • @AltariaLuvr55
      @AltariaLuvr55 7 лет назад +80

      My gamepad got covered in salt and pepper, then drowned in lemon juice.

    • @francis_gif
      @francis_gif 7 лет назад +35

      Splooshy The Inkling スプローシェ that didn't happen to me
      I GOT SQURITED WITH LEMON AND SPRINKLED WITH SALT!

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 7 лет назад +17

      Yeah, once in battle, I somehow was sprinkled with salt and pepper, then I was in a sea of lemon juice!

    • @thatoneguywhohappenstowast7476
      @thatoneguywhohappenstowast7476 6 лет назад +1

      Luke Wisniewski I

    • @francis_gif
      @francis_gif 6 лет назад +15

      These comments are so SALTY

  • @3dseventhepvzbattlecatsfan171
    @3dseventhepvzbattlecatsfan171 7 лет назад +674

    I'm dead of laugher...
    Really, Mario is fighting with a STEAK for dinner...

  • @thease2096
    @thease2096 4 года назад +309

    Here is your
    *S T E A N K*
    with
    *NO VEGETAL*
    as you ordered
    *S I R*

  • @LeapyLad
    @LeapyLad 4 года назад +131

    Instructions unclear: my steak tastes like paint

    • @carissaallende3868
      @carissaallende3868 4 года назад +4

      Is that a dennis the menace reference?!

    • @yourlocalnoob9729
      @yourlocalnoob9729 4 года назад +4

      Does the steak still taste good??

    • @DE23
      @DE23 3 года назад

      How do you know what paint tastes like?

    • @LeapyLad
      @LeapyLad 3 года назад

      @@DE23 I just ate the steak covered in paint

  • @SB2749
    @SB2749 7 лет назад +513

    SaltXPepper is the best ship.

  • @bobrichardson9525
    @bobrichardson9525 7 лет назад +84

    "Is this steak fresh?" - Gordon Ramsay
    *Shakes head* 'It is alive' - Mario
    "Fuck me" - Gordon Ramsay

  • @yaboihuey5298
    @yaboihuey5298 3 года назад +15

    The graphics in this game are so good I thought the thumbnail was a piece of paper with paper Mario on it and an actual grill with actual steak on it

  • @insupported
    @insupported 2 года назад +17

    Can we just appreciate how good that steak looks though

    • @christopheracosta2043
      @christopheracosta2043 Год назад

      I tried that irl. However after tenderizing, I add not only salt and pepper, I add worcestershire sauce and let it soak up the good sauce, add lemon juice, slammed it on the grill and, viola! Best steak in the world, even good as they served in Del Rae restaurant in Pico Rivera, CA.

  • @mylife2444
    @mylife2444 5 лет назад +30

    My dad never said cooking on a grill was easy, I believe him now

  • @JetFalcon710
    @JetFalcon710 7 лет назад +126

    In America: You beat steak
    on Prism Island: Steak beats you

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 7 лет назад +9

      MegaElectricTiger
      *Prism Island = Soviet Russia*

    • @tuamatrem8304
      @tuamatrem8304 5 лет назад +4

      mario is communist confirmed

    • @sarameiwayne2816
      @sarameiwayne2816 5 лет назад +9

      In Russia, You don’t beat your meat, Your Meat beats you

    • @mistyerrors3121
      @mistyerrors3121 4 года назад

      XD

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 20 часов назад

      Good void, seven years?! This might be the oldest comment I've ever posted on this site

  • @kaulianpower
    @kaulianpower 5 месяцев назад +7

    I'm kinda proud that I deducted what I had to do without looking it up on internet, this is not some hard puzzle by any means but I was like 11 years old and not very smart even for an 11 years old.

  • @cy1763
    @cy1763 4 года назад +180

    Literally no one:
    RUclips: yeah let’s recommend this to people in 2020

    • @Linkums
      @Linkums  4 года назад +29

      RUclipsr: *laughs in ad revenue*

    • @epicsmg3740
      @epicsmg3740 4 года назад +1

      @@Linkums Make money by cooking up a steak in Paper Mario, that's amazing.

    • @callmezeldaonemoartime
      @callmezeldaonemoartime 4 года назад +1

      Linkums (WhatTheyCallGames) you made a good steak, take it

    • @christopherwallace7903
      @christopherwallace7903 4 года назад

      Connor Young Perhaps because of the new PM game coming out soon

    • @ayo.2022
      @ayo.2022 4 года назад

      The sad thing is, I watched this video so many times back in 2016, yet YT seems to forget

  • @equinoxonroblox
    @equinoxonroblox 7 лет назад +801

    a stake?

  • @JoshRioTeixeira
    @JoshRioTeixeira 7 лет назад +281

    How do you export the steak to real life?

    • @Linkums
      @Linkums  7 лет назад +97

      You'll need the Game Boy Printer and a few adapters. ;D

    • @objectbrawl1690
      @objectbrawl1690 7 лет назад +1

      The best

    • @papyrussemi2848
      @papyrussemi2848 7 лет назад +3

      Linkums (WhatTheyCallGames) Funny. My comment is gone. Again, You need a Wii MIDO adapter and an Arduinoboy.

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 6 лет назад +2

      ...or you can get your lazy ass to a cooking website, then go to a grocery store, and make your own damn steak, Josh Teixeira!

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 5 лет назад

      Josh Teixeira It’s easy to do, all I need is your *_kidney_*

  • @saltendo4184
    @saltendo4184 2 года назад +2

    This has to be the only original boss battle in PMCS, but that is fine, because I still like the game how it is.

  • @HulluHapua
    @HulluHapua 4 года назад +391

    Girls In Puberty: I Hate PE It's Making Me To Change Clothes Daily
    Boys In Puberty: 0:34

  • @playerbrickplanet2942
    @playerbrickplanet2942 7 лет назад +76

    1:45
    What the hell? My grill never does that. (IRL)

    • @hikoisamu8194
      @hikoisamu8194 7 лет назад

      Purplex YT Same

    • @francis_gif
      @francis_gif 7 лет назад +3

      Purplex - BLOX City but the steak got cooked!

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 7 лет назад +2

      Mine doesnt either
      but that would be cool

    • @savawhatever3092
      @savawhatever3092 6 лет назад +6

      this is paper mario, there are no logic

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 6 лет назад +9

      Your grill isn't made of paper?
      That's the problem.

  • @youTENsills
    @youTENsills 7 лет назад +76

    The only aspect I didn't want carried over from Sticker Star was the lack of foreknowledge regarding what sticker, or card in this case, was needed to defeat a boss, or a steak. Yeah, you can talk to the toad in the trash can for hints, but it's still frustrating to ask the player to leave a boss fight, go all the way back into town to get what they need, and then go all the way back to the fight. The humor and visuals atone for most of this in Color Splash, but it still irks me every now and again.

    • @numberonebuzzfan4964
      @numberonebuzzfan4964 7 лет назад +20

      You didn't really need to talk to the Wringer and the toad in the trash can, all you had to do is talk to the purple toad in the restaurant, and he'll sell all the ingredients.
      Also, the toads in the restaurant give you hints.

    • @ilovepokemonize1
      @ilovepokemonize1 7 лет назад +4

      youTENsills Honestly if you knew all the items existed and well, how to prepare meat, it just takes a bit of creative thinking.

    • @scotsoulgem
      @scotsoulgem 7 лет назад +6

      Not to mention, you don't game over if you lose, and if you just reload your save, you don't even lose coins from having to buy all the things again if you screw up

    • @thefiercedeity9058
      @thefiercedeity9058 6 лет назад +3

      Eh I think it’s nice to lose every once in a while and learn from your mistakes and or get help

    • @Nintendotron64
      @Nintendotron64 5 лет назад

      @@ilovepokemonize1 Also, the Toads will give you hints if you're stuck.

  • @sufferingfr
    @sufferingfr 4 года назад +82

    So...
    Is this the final boss of Paper Mario Color Splash?
    I'm impressed

    • @dubstep298_tetradct
      @dubstep298_tetradct 4 года назад +5

      No, it's just a very minor miniboss. Black Bowser is the final boss.
      I dont care, r/wooosh me all you want.

    • @lucashotchkiss2627
      @lucashotchkiss2627 4 года назад +3

      Don’t listen to him, it is

    • @debasishsutradhar2130
      @debasishsutradhar2130 4 года назад +4

      @@dubstep298_tetradct okay then
      R/woosh

    • @dubstep298_tetradct
      @dubstep298_tetradct 4 года назад +1

      @@lucashotchkiss2627 I'VE BEEN PLAYING PAPER MARIO COLOR SPLASH FOR SO LONG NOW. DO NOT THINK I AM UNWISE.
      (again, I don't care about the r/woooshes.)

    • @lucashotchkiss2627
      @lucashotchkiss2627 4 года назад +3

      Dubstep 298 shit dude idk what game you’re playing but this is 💯 % the final boss

  • @emilioromero164
    @emilioromero164 4 года назад +15

    Girls on December 1st: OMG happy holidays Rebbeca!
    Boys on December 1st: 0:16

  • @gabekeefer4945
    @gabekeefer4945 5 лет назад +11

    1:50 the meat is trying its best to do a tap dance

  • @green-greentheplushyoutube431
    @green-greentheplushyoutube431 7 лет назад +208

    *The cooked steak looks like it's dancing

    • @muhdimran5869
      @muhdimran5869 7 лет назад +17

      Cristmas Sans The Skeleton The cooked steak plays Just Dance

    • @faragaroruga3229
      @faragaroruga3229 7 лет назад +11

      Cristmas Sans The Skeleton Uneeded Undertale reference is uneeded.

    • @roadkillradio3753
      @roadkillradio3753 6 лет назад +5

      Yep. Nintendo just went with all the funny jokes for this ^^
      -Beating meat
      -Shaking bacon
      -insert further outdated jokes here

    • @rubyacolyte1069
      @rubyacolyte1069 6 лет назад

      Wow just dance

    • @SonplaysMinEcraft
      @SonplaysMinEcraft 6 лет назад +4

      Supersteak Saga

  • @TheAutisticCapricorn811
    @TheAutisticCapricorn811 3 года назад +3

    My most favorite Paper Mario game ever!

  • @CCMaria.Icemgic
    @CCMaria.Icemgic 4 года назад +38

    この肉、妙にリアルだから美味しそう

  • @chiwano_rsshishe5829
    @chiwano_rsshishe5829 4 года назад +11

    美味しいステーキの作り方〜レモン風味のミディアムレアステーキ〜
    1:まずお肉を2回ほど叩きます
    2:先程よく叩いたお肉に塩.胡椒で下味をつけます
    このとき塩.胡椒はお好みの量で
    3:強火で表面をしっかりと焼いていきます
    4:最後にレモンを絞ってお皿に盛り付ければ出来上がりです
    材料
    塩:適量
    胡椒:適量
    レモン:1個
    肩ロース:80kg

    • @ROMcdonald
      @ROMcdonald 4 года назад +2

      ご丁寧にありがとう

    • @ger6927
      @ger6927 4 года назад

      おにぎり煎餅 80……

  • @curacaocarminec.c9712
    @curacaocarminec.c9712 4 года назад +34

    何故オススメに出てきたし

  • @takuzou0237
    @takuzou0237 4 года назад +23

    や き に く を き わ め た お と こ

  • @davyjones3105
    @davyjones3105 8 месяцев назад +2

    Fun fact: You can also cook the steak with 2 “Excellent” Big Fire Flower attacks.

  • @Easmodx
    @Easmodx 7 лет назад +3

    THANK YOU. I could never get the timing or number of hits right despite knowing the recipe and the order to use things. You are a life (or game) saver.

  • @AtlasFox_
    @AtlasFox_ 6 лет назад +113

    ok so to make a good stake you firstly have to:
    1. find 2 salt droppers that are in love with eachother and let them dance on top of the stake.
    2. call pyro from tf2 to burn it as good as he can.
    and 3. call the lemon bros to put their extremely good juice on the stake.
    and there you have it! subscribe for more cooking tips ;D

  • @Ben729Gaming
    @Ben729Gaming Год назад +3

    If you don’t have the Charcoal Grill, you can also use 2 excellent Big Fire Flowers to grill the steak.

  • @anoneemous_ly
    @anoneemous_ly 4 года назад +16

    I'm no cooking expert but that seems like an aggressive amount of salt and pepper
    Edit: Nvm thats an aggressive amount of everything

  • @chuckthequail137
    @chuckthequail137 7 лет назад +133

    that's absolutely the....
    BEST MARIO GAME BOSS EVER!!!.
    Screw Dark Qüeen!!!
    Screw Grand Star Bowser.
    Screw Dark Bowser.
    Screw MarioGalaxy's Final Boss.
    Screw Bowser.
    Screw Baby Bowser.
    Screw Them.
    A Piece of Steak Confirmed for Smash Bros.
    it Will Be AWESOME!!!!!.

  • @shadowshark9653
    @shadowshark9653 7 лет назад +53

    Larry just happened to have an orange mini paint star on him?

  • @eternallyanti
    @eternallyanti 4 года назад +7

    ahh yes, one of the most emotional and thrilling Mario battles throughout history
    Paper Mario vs 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗸

  • @mitchinatr7093
    @mitchinatr7093 4 года назад +60

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Recommended: watch this dude fight a steak.

    • @crispsi2078
      @crispsi2078 4 года назад +2

      You know, youtube knows what to recomend.

    • @fipoql
      @fipoql 4 года назад +1

      That happened to me too señor

  • @infernex1767
    @infernex1767 5 лет назад +7

    Steak: sïłëñçë łïbëràł

  • @WilliamAbelXIII
    @WilliamAbelXIII 2 года назад +3

    1:37 "...and then we cook our steak at 900 degrees for 3 seconds..."

  • @6SamChat9
    @6SamChat9 4 года назад +6

    This is by far one of the weirdest fights I ever seen
    My new favourite Nintendo character a piece of steak

  • @MasterMario
    @MasterMario 4 года назад +2

    If we get a secret final boss in Origami King, there’s no doubt steak will be it

  • @WGoodall
    @WGoodall 5 лет назад +28

    Wow, I walk into his room and all I see is Mario beating his meat senslessly...
    *I'M DISGUSTED*

  • @mikeskip2384
    @mikeskip2384 6 лет назад +9

    Step 1. make it stand on the shorter end
    Step 2. hit it with a large and a small wooden hammer
    Step 3. The steak will now proceed to slap you. this is normal
    Step 4. Watch salt and pepper make love then season it with them
    Step 5. take the steak to the oven and turn the heat to FREAKING FIRE MAN
    Step 6. no need to flip, all sides will be done.
    Step 7. watch the steak do the pee pee dance
    Step 8. Completely soak the steaks with lemons
    Step 9. now the steak will jab you a little (a lot)
    Step 10. Stick a fork in-its done!
    Bonus 11. the steak will lay itself on the table (lenny)

    • @aggressiveregresser
      @aggressiveregresser 6 лет назад

      How do you grill it evenly? Are you supposed to use the grill twice or is there some way to flip it? This has me really stumped and I can't seem to find any video or comment which addresses this, :(

    • @stanthedemon1263
      @stanthedemon1263 6 лет назад

      TheMainMiek this is how to cook a steak CORRECTLY. All other methods will not yield correct results

  • @TrueUmbreon1
    @TrueUmbreon1 4 года назад +14

    This steak is said to be medium rare to find
    That’s was a bad pun I’m sorry Q-Q

  • @ThugHuntersOfficial
    @ThugHuntersOfficial 4 года назад +18

    ok recommended, this is a lit mlg danganronpa excecution.

  • @bluboop4620
    @bluboop4620 6 лет назад +38

    Cooking in Breath of the Wild < *Cooking in Paper Mario: Color Splash*

  • @reythesomeone
    @reythesomeone 9 часов назад +3

    I thought origami king had weird bosses with staplers tape and scissors yet color splash had STEAK

  • @Ceeington
    @Ceeington 4 года назад +11

    Of the billions of other videos that could’ve popped up in my recommendations feed, why this.

  • @user-vh2ev5yl2l
    @user-vh2ev5yl2l 3 года назад +2

    シンプルなステーキの作り方
    材料
    デカハンマー×1
    ハンマー×1
    塩胡椒 たっぷり
    レモン×1
    手順
    ①デカハンマーとハンマーでグレイトを2回出して叩きます
    ②塩胡椒をたっぷりかけます
    ③強火で一気に焼き上げます
    ④レモンをたっぷりかけてできあがり

  • @ivoryvt
    @ivoryvt 5 лет назад +3

    0:09 - Don't jump on it, Mario! We don't wanna serve Tangerino Grill Foot Steak!

  • @tomatosauce3036
    @tomatosauce3036 4 года назад +4

    Everybody gangsta till steak starts dancing (2:16)

  • @rabkasinner4616
    @rabkasinner4616 4 года назад

    What a way to end the year with this video

  • @EchoesOfExplanation
    @EchoesOfExplanation 4 года назад +3

    Nobody gonna talk about how he put an entire lemon's worth of juice on a single steak?

  • @shyguykid8709
    @shyguykid8709 7 лет назад +30

    Mario has some heartburn problems
    Tum tum tum tum!!!!

  • @bucket8703
    @bucket8703 5 лет назад +6

    *sees grill
    Me: okay looks normal enough
    *hell comes flying out from the inside
    Me: okay what in the actual f

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 4 года назад +1

      Me after BNHA: WHO LET ENDEAVOR GRILL?!

  • @sofareader
    @sofareader 4 года назад +1

    I’ve watched this more than I’m willing to admit

  • @DazaiOsammu
    @DazaiOsammu 10 месяцев назад +1

    Even though I know and finished it its nice to see that there is a tutorial now. This wasnt here when I did it

    • @Linkums
      @Linkums  10 месяцев назад +2

      I dunno, I recorded this from a review copy and posted it the earliest I was allowed by the NDA, which may have been the US release day.

  • @BHC7966
    @BHC7966 4 года назад +12

    And welcome to another episode of:
    "Why the hell is this in my recommended?"

  • @terrance3218
    @terrance3218 6 лет назад +9

    Most hilarious boss fight I've seen.

  • @thechargedfoxie456yt2
    @thechargedfoxie456yt2 4 года назад +1

    This is totally how I cook my steaks
    Dad: when's the barbeque gonna be ready?
    Me: one second dad
    *aggressively suplexes stake*

  • @seanbroderick2224
    @seanbroderick2224 4 года назад +28

    This is the kind of game that makes you wonder:
    What the F is Nintendo doing!?

  • @distortlfy-mm
    @distortlfy-mm 6 лет назад +57

    mario can sure *meat* the expectations

    • @podresident
      @podresident 6 лет назад

      * *Insert laugh track here* *

    • @vinedecc
      @vinedecc 5 лет назад +2

      *Insert seinfield theme here*

    • @PaulSmith-od6dp
      @PaulSmith-od6dp 5 лет назад

      But can he *meat* the higher *eggspectations* of Gordon Ramsey?

    • @lauralovejoy5308
      @lauralovejoy5308 5 лет назад +1

      Much
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    • @lauralovejoy5308
      @lauralovejoy5308 5 лет назад +1

      Could

  • @user-bs5uh1zo7y
    @user-bs5uh1zo7y 4 года назад +21

    その量のレモンは味変わる…

  • @EnderYoshi9786
    @EnderYoshi9786 2 месяца назад +2

    This is the weirdest Mario boss fight and I love it.

  • @Scragui
    @Scragui 9 дней назад +2

    There is a secret dialogue if you hammer it a lot then larry will say this looks more like steak soup

  • @sotp8020
    @sotp8020 5 лет назад +3

    This ended up in my recommendations.
    Time to put it to the test in the real world.

  • @fruitypuffpie1585
    @fruitypuffpie1585 4 года назад +8

    0:38 boys during puberty

  • @mugmangaming1012
    @mugmangaming1012 4 года назад +1

    I love it how the steak fight theme is called “Fearsome Foe”

  • @My_stupid_brain
    @My_stupid_brain 3 года назад

    Oh my God this has to be the most detail paper mario game ever

  • @TheAileZX2
    @TheAileZX2 7 лет назад +102

    If you think fighting a living steak is funny, think of this horrifying realization. Steak is a side of beef. Meaning a slaughtered cow piece zombified and took life. Imagine if the cow wasn't slaughtered.... Zombocow.

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 6 лет назад +5

      TheAileZX2 But maybe was a paper cow?

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 6 лет назад +3

      ...need to be served to cannibals and to also leave the rest of the sane human race alone, jediguy 12.

    • @CalliePossum
      @CalliePossum 5 лет назад

      Found the vegan.

    • @MrMeme2006
      @MrMeme2006 4 года назад

      Are you a member of PeTA?

  • @Hanakin-Sidewalker
    @Hanakin-Sidewalker 4 года назад +4

    I remember this being one of most bizarre boss fights in a Paper Mario game ever. The concept of fighting a steak though is absolutely hilarious!

  • @GarrisonGoldberg
    @GarrisonGoldberg 7 месяцев назад +2

    Step 1: Tenderize to a 90 degree angle with a hammer.
    Step 2: Season with salt and pepper.
    Step 3: Throw steak on the grill.
    Step 4: Squeeze lemon juice on steak.
    Step 5: Stick a fork in it-it’s done!

  • @tarsis5933
    @tarsis5933 17 часов назад +2

    Paper Mario fans do this to deal damage, Monster Hunter fans do it for the thrill of the battle.