ONLYJAYUS BEST, BLOOPERS, AND BANNED TIK TOK VIDEOS
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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MUSIC:
Georges Bizet - Les Toreadors from Carmen Suite No. 1
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Old Jayus: *Shows tricks and censors cursing*
Jayus now: Here’s some psychology tricks tO PPHFUCK WIth people’s minds
Blu Wolf you forgot the rest
Here’s physiology tricks to fuck with peoples minds that I know work because I may or may not use them
@@ngderp4646 you'll never know
@@ngderp4646 that I may or may not usr
That I may or may not use, you'll never know
Also Jayus: btw guys, here's my fucking drug chest
Someone: Gives Jayus a pair of jeans with no front pockets
Jayus: so you have chosen death
LOL
Whyy they do that tho
3..2..1
and they wounder why we buy menssection- like for real xD
You have good taste in anime girls
No one:
Jayus: I THINK I SPEEK FOR EVERY GIRL AND WE WANT POCKETS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2:45 everyone who wants to be the little spoon (and don’t lie)
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Hell yeah.
I gave in 😂😂😂
Kaleia Sheard no I don’t I lied sorry lol
I've never hit the like button faster than I did for this comment *facepalm*
I’m 13 my dude
This is a friend I would appreciate for life.
True
yup, i want her to be my friend lol
Yup
Omg me too
Having a deep convo with her would be great cause she knows what shes talking about 😂
I agree entirely😄
Great for you, you'd be a bore to her
Omg it would
Same
I feel like my dad and her would have really good conversations both are extremely intelligent yet have a sense of humor
"Ummm… that's a violation of our community guidelinessssss alright?"
- Isabella Avila (a.k.a Jayus)
Wait
Her name is issabella
Евчолинка Ненова Isabella yes lol
onlyjayus ok tbh I didn’t know this at first but then I watched every single video you made 😂 it was an amazing journey.
@@onlyjayus bro you answered wtf I'm literally out of my mind😱 ❤you're great keep on doing what you love❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🙏
Random fact:
That turtle in your profile pic is named sheldon
the bully in my class: you won’t ever get a bf
me being gay: YESS!
Sucks to be you
Your parents are secretly sad that their genetic lineage ends with you
@@the98themperoroftheholybri33 your parents are sad that your telling someone that there parents hates them Bc they are gay grow up kid
@@NotBl4ckout oh no they aren't, they actually do hate gays, i don't hate anyone I'm just telling them the truth
Dang just gonna end the whole family tree arent ya?
*"no i don't need your help, my son knows a lot about computers"*
*lol*
My thoughts after that:Too bad. Is your son going through training to get Microsoft certification in Fundamentals.
There is a reason why she is happy all the time. It is a drug box.
7:36 yup
Was that her actual drug box? Lol
@@antoniobeccari6611 I don't think so at least I hope not.....
of course it was.... who can prove it? also drugs don’t always mean she’s doing insane shit. she is probably just smoking weed like everyone else so calm down guys.
Kourtney S I know I was just curious. I wasn’t surprised I just thought it was funny.
She is the only girl ever that can say “ you know I’m not like the other girls.”
B.A.M I mean everyone's different I don't think that's how that works😂
@@7eventy777 which one of the two?
7eventy7 she is literally not like other gorls. op aint simping
Yall know about the legendary pokemon Caroline Konstnar aka the women Filthy Frank rite
@@7eventy777 why do you complement a girl then be called a simp? I cant do anything without being called a simp
The one dislike is TikTok
Tu es marteau r/wooosh
Tu es marteau Caliss tabarnac
@@japanhop 😂😂😂
So its now 49
And Best Buy
I always feel proud knowing that everytime Jayus says wake up she is trying to mess with our heads.
"I must do what's right"
*shreds promise not to do drugs*
"I honestly feel so much better"
@Raiyna Verway what do you hate?
@Raiyna Verway oh ok. She was just joking tho
@Raiyna Verway oh-
Loved that part
@Raiyna Verway chill just a joke... possibly
She sounds so angry about the NewBoRn BabY In ThE CaRT like the NEwborN baBy iN The CarT
Lol that was my favorite part
I’m addicted to this and I don’t even care tbh... hell yes.
**P.O.V**
You come home after a long day of work. You unlock the door and hear a strange nosie come the kitchen. You decided to investigate. Standing on the table, in a carrot costume, is only jayus.
You are confused for a couple of seconds
But then you realise its them
You start getting so happy and scream “omg omg onlyjayus I’m a big fan omg omg”
Onlyjayus stays silent and you notice there hands behind her back
“What’s that you have behind your back” you said in a nervous voice
Onlyjayus starts sweating intensely you get even more nervous and think the worse
Onlyjayus starts slowly forming a smile and slowly pulls out what they have behind there back
A sharp knife you see the sharpest knife you’ve ever seen infact
Onlyjayus pounces on you,you start screaming very loudly but nobody hears your shrieks
They covers you mouth and starts screaming
While doing this they were saying
“EAT YOUR VEGETABLES” x3
They then tortures you and stabs your wrist and legs and then finally after hours of torture
You bleed out
All of a sudden the police come and start screaming loudly “COME OUT ONLYJAYUS OR WE ARE GONNA COME IN!”
Onlyjayus comes out with her hands up and when the police officers come near them
They make a run for it and jump into the sewer
The police still have not caught them..
Only one victim has lived to tell the tale and the other victims never got to
*THE END*
@@stanmvrshh1709 big props for respecting jayus' pronouns
@@DJAlex1417 fixed it
I'd still be terrified, but I think I'd pass out on the floor internally laughing.
I would've joined her
My best friend when I got my hair cut short 12:57 "WhY Do You HaVe A BoYs HAiRCuT "
Why is no one talking about how SMART this girl is?!
Hi, I’m lonley
Leah Schulz Hi Lonley, I’m Brandon.
Hi how are you? 😂
I subscribed to your channel lol
Leah Schulz thanks
Is no one gonna talk about how Jayus is literally a fricking genius?!
Fr tho
And a racist
"WE WANT PACKETS!!!!!! "🤣 I love that one
Imagine coming home and see Jayus standing on your table and asks you do you wanna know how universe is secretly a female?
id say yes
Call me bish
(951) 941-4864
👆🏿 😁
🐛💤👔🐛👉🏿
⛽
⚡👟
🎸 🌂
👢 👢
🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁
*yes*
wait, didn’t you say you’re tall? HOW DID YOU FIT IN THAT FRIDGE.
just because we are tall doesn’t mean we can’t fit into tiny spaces 😂 it just might be harder for us to get out of them
Maybe the fridge was thicc
She’s skinny and tall so she can fit in small spaces I think lol
jett Gam3r magic
How tall is she
The stuff jayus teaches us should be taught to us in school. ITS ACTUALLY USEFUL AND MAKES US HAPPY AND WE WILL MOST LIKELY NEED TO KNOW THIS IN OUR DAILY LIVES UNLIKE x÷46=?
@Fananna = y x 46
15:26, that sound that i can't explain, it's raining here right now and that sound matched perfectly insync with a boom of lightning. Honestly super cool
I couldn't even sit up when she started screaming about pockets! It's so true tho
Lmfao
She always seems so energetic and happy but in reality she has a lot of issues and came from a really dark past. Much love💕
I thought she was going to say if we’re missing a mussel that we we’re going to have some bad disease or we would DIE IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME and I started freaking out
Did that "we're sending messages anyway we can" thing screw up anyone else's day?
Yes but its worse because i was about to go to sleep
Yes, I was so freaked out when I saw no one was commenting about it
Scared the hell out of me
AM I IN A COMA?? PLEASE RESPOND THAT I'M NOT AND THAT I'M TALKING TO A REAL HUMAN BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE ANYMORE
@@kategranger9353 woah woah woah calm down we’re all real and you’re probably fine
Ok so 4:24 looks like some amazing recap of your crazy life, your memories and stuff and the song is just perfect✨
literally wearing her merch right now 😂
Jayus is uhm....
Very emotional about *FRONT POCKETSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
No one:
Freaking No ONE:
Me when my sister steals my Jean's and leaves me with pocket-less tights: 11:14
The pant pockets one and the one right after that really made me laugh for a minute straight 😂!
I ain’t one to spread positivity and love but your a cool person. Keep up the good work. 🧐🙃✌️🤔🇨🇦🍀😉
Jayus: wE WaNT pOCkeTsSS *scream*
Me: *ScREAmm*
12:00 cleopatrick😤🔥
Respect +
If i could do that ___*( ￣皿￣)/#____
3:28 wow just wow. Thank you. You made me laugh sooo hard🤣🤣
Ngl i lost it when Jayus threw their dare card in the garbage disposal😂
"I feel soo much better now"🤣🤣🤣
Also big heckin same with the whole awkward giant with a civic vibes although mines jet black lol💁🏽♀️😅
Someone: gives Bella a pair of jeans with no front pockets
Bella: so you have chosen death
Me missing that muscle: 👁👄👁
I have it on one side but not the other and I honestly don't know what that means, guess I'm just built different
“ i’m going to need more rice” and “ anddddddd i’m still depressed “🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼♾💙 i’m dying
Me at 8:03 in the covid-19 out break, “wow what a waste”
That’s probably the voice that TikTok would have if it were a person
Old Jayus is 80% more chaotic than new Jayus
Me next time in a convo: dont smile dont wink dont twitch dont look at ur fav person dont do anything just stare otherwise they'll know my thoughts. Oh and dont even think about blinking.
at 17:34 when she is like you have been in a coma for 2 years we are sending messages any way we can you're family misses you wake up i started to laugh hysterically
The seeing back in time one was too much for me
I almost had a seizure
This is how I imagine if the apocalypse happened and you end up becoming the last person on earth
The one about the avatar where it started playing “Little Soldier Boy” really got to me
Them: You’ve been in a coma, you’re family misses you, wake up.
Me: Five more minutes pleeeeeaaaase mom
I'm sure shes a girl not a nonbinary
Ayaaz Rahman I think you responded to the wrong comment
13:03 this is a conversation me and my younger cousin would have lol
I was a fan of JayUs, then she showed that Oreo life hack and I officially love JayUs. THANK YOU
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE😍😍🥰🥳🥳🥳💘💝💝💖💖💕💗💞💝💓💖💕💘💕💖💓
*-professional boi-* merry Christmas uwu
Android users when they get a iphone for Christmas😂😂
@@vMELi bruh
I had a headache and I decided to look up your videos thank you for getting rid of my headache
HoLY SHIITAKE FRIED MUSHROOMS JAYUS WATCHES AVATAR?!?!?!?! MY QUEEN
5:05 the universe is expanding! Nobody knows what exactly it’s expanding into, technically the void, this may be wrong but if you were so go outside of the universe into the void you could see the universe coming to you?
Ive been watching you around 6 month's.
It could be a lot longer.
I love your style and content.
Your knowledge and sense of humor are gripping.
Keep up the great work.
you're litteraly one of my favorite humans ever
same
She’s hot
Her: my girlfriend
Me: oh ohhhhhhhhhhhh oh
oop if you’re fr you’re lucky ✌🏻
17:35 I wasnt paying attention and that caught me of gaurd
the video about pockets is still one of my favorite videos that’s you’ve posted
That marble calculation was AMAZING
Hello I work for the Asian committee of rice fixing and we all are very sorry we couldn’t do your order
Asian Egg how dare you
Thank you for speaking with us
egg
Therapist - Girly Jayus cant hurt you
Girly Jayus - 3:22
“WE WANT POCCCCKKKKKEEEETS!!!!!!!!”
me: casually me a boy looking at a pair of pants”
0:05 she whipping that hair round and round
I hope she doesn’t burn my dad. He engineered a retailer that sell pants with pockets.
"hey bing it. and watch your family and friends disappear around you." thanks i love it
Who tf disliked this 🤬
Tik tok
Darrow Allgood
Best Buy
The dare people
Darrow Allgood probably people who liked fake pockets.....
Bro I love your TikToks
the front pockets thing is just- so relatable and i hate the fake pocket things so much too god they're annoying
Hi I love your TikTok
I've had that universe expanding thought before it's so confusing and wierd
Hey
I love you
Uno reverse card
Thank you my child
Nice of u to say broski❣️
Of**
I love you too
i bet she was high at least 70% of this video
respect
Jayus gives off Boyinaband energy and I'm all for it.
12:50 is By far my favorite
Nobody’s concerned about the drugs
no, not really
Nope
everyone does drugs, look, go ask the police 'so I have meth, do you do meth?' they will put you in jail because they're scared you will snitch to the police that they do crystal.
I actually started going thru the comments looking for someone concerned just to make sure I wasn’t stupid and that it was a joke. Apparently it’s not.
@@vintage-art drugs are never a joke, be nice to people who gift you with drugs, they are expensive and you should be thankful
the whole space expanding and not knowing what its going into has fucked with me for years
10:53 my girl best friend bought those
And omg I died laughing after that
11:00 omg, that scared me 😂
"I just need a little spoon" I VOLUNTEER
YOOO I love your tiktoks😁😁😀
Everyone was waiting for this
This is the first time I laughed at "Leaves from the vine". lol
Say to someone "there is nothing on your head right now". 99.99% of peeps will immediately start feeling their head as if something was actually there.
1:30 got to love the daddy day care reference
This one is cool, I might bing her to see who she is
excuse me BING
Ethernet be like
Here at 69 nine likes nice
Nice
Nice
ur both not funny
R!OT Clan Official i never said I am
R!OT Clan Official nice
Did anyone else catch the one relating to the move “Daddy Daycare” Or am I just observant asf 😂🤣
4:56
I WAS HAVING A NICE THURSDAY FINISHING PAINTING MY SCATE BOARD NOW IM HAVE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
you know the original audio to this part ?
The 1 dislike is tiktok
I love your tik toks they are so good and funny
with the Oreo one tik tok was like: "that's just not okay, delete that or someone is getting fired!"
4:56 ikr!! I wonder abt that too like if space time only exists within the universe then what is outside of it - nothingness? And if there is a space into which the universe is expanding is it infinite or does it have an end? And if it has an end then what's outside of THAT?
UGGHHHH 😖😖
I guess humans really can't comprehend infinity and nothingness
The reason why these are deleted is because her FBI agent said “damn she bout to find out about our aliens”
17:34 sent shivers down my spine. I dont know why
sameee, totally freaked me out especially since when i went to the comments literally nobody else mentioned it
This is the second thing like this that I have seen today
im scared
5:01 the universe expands into itself. Imagine a cake, it expands when baked. There is no need for there to be anything outside of the universe.
3:23 you sound like Princess Carolynn’s boss from BoJack Horseman(the son of the old frog guy)