@@ziwuri At this rate, you’re probably right, but to be fair, humanity has always waited until it was too late to do something and we haven’t been punished for it yet
@@pineapple7024 Oh, we've already been punished plenty. Billions of people have died premature deaths due to wars, the commodification of goods and extreme weather phenomena spurred on by global warming, among many others.
I thought of it more that Dracula was so fucking baked off his ass that he wasn't even comprehending what Richter was saying, so he just kept talking about weed
0:49 i like to imagine the guy chuckling in the background is richter failing to keep his composure as he is bombarded with comedically perfect analogies for the quality of weed dracula is smoking
Richter reached for his neck and got turned into an example. Choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and he let the archangels take him.
It's like Richter really wants this to be a climactic moment to make up for everything he went through getting there, but Dracula isn't having any of it and is gonna practice his bars no matter what.
This obliterated me because just that week in a civil court procedure we talked about the Freemen on the Land and how they're always trying to cite the magna carta in, like, a basic tenancy file
I'm on twelve save states, emulating the Lord's console. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I was hacking ROMs for Atari Lynx before you even became a PS1 player.
And with this, my entire goddamn weekend is made. Ending with that last bit was absolute perfection. Now you gotta do one with Alucard before the final boss fight.
Приколы
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him
I let the archangels take him
I'VE BEEN HIM, I WILL CONTINUE TO BE HIM
Balled so hard they Called me a fucking nutsack.
Capitalize Him
"Step the wrong way and you will perish" goes so hard
that line accompanied by the pillar of light makes me cough a lung out
The entire last paragraph got me sweating bullets
wanna like but you have 666 which fits this better
He really is him, isn't he? 😢
The crescendo of that angry 'This shit ain't nothing to me you stupid piece of shit.' gives it that extra oomph
I always had trouble with this boss. Especially in his second phase when he becomes a dog and bites the fart bubbles in the bath.
💀
The weird thing is, despite being unholy, he manages to put shit in a glass pipe and blow the *LORD'S BUBBLES*
ii laughed so hard at this
If I was a woman I'd let you do unspeakable things to me deadass
We smoking shit in a glass pipe blowing the Lord's bubbles
That line kills me every time🤣
My favorite part Lmao along with “broward county tic tacs”
I'm a dog biting fart bubbles in the bath
Slime!
Dracula seeing the Magna Carte is probably lore accurate
I WAS FLIPPING BRICKS FOR MANSA MUSA BEFORE YALL EVEN BECAME A TYPE ONE CIVILIZATION
@@allworksnewFun fact: Mansa Musa lived in the 13th and 14th century, and humanity will arguably never become a type I civilization.
Did I say "for sure"? No. I said _arguably._@@hylianro
@@ziwuri
At this rate, you’re probably right, but to be fair, humanity has always waited until it was too late to do something and we haven’t been punished for it yet
@@pineapple7024 Oh, we've already been punished plenty. Billions of people have died premature deaths due to wars, the commodification of goods and extreme weather phenomena spurred on by global warming, among many others.
I love that Richter’s dialogue is normal implying he can completely understand what Dracula is saying
I feel like he understands it, this is just how he interprets Dracula's nonsense
I thought of it more that Dracula was so fucking baked off his ass that he wasn't even comprehending what Richter was saying, so he just kept talking about weed
bopping to this at an egregarious angle
what are you stephen wallace or something
@@AlbanianThrash
Walt fuckin Whitman over here.
I have been laughing for 10 minutes straight over this delight of a sentence
what does that word even mean??
Egregiously gregarious
"What are the opps? A miserable little pile of secrets" is still an iconic quote after all these years
Opps is short for opposition/opponents usually I see it used in a gang mentality context
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Dracula Flow isn't even a year old tho...
@@CaptZack-qw9krIts not from the anime its from this game,in this conversation (the og without the drac flow lines)
@@agghhhhhhhhhhNo shit nerd
"Your words are as empty as your soul."
"TOP SHELF ZAZA-"
I have no sympathy for the night
0:49 i like to imagine the guy chuckling in the background is richter failing to keep his composure as he is bombarded with comedically perfect analogies for the quality of weed dracula is smoking
Nah, it's Shaft behind the curtain.
@@ChoppaBoy🏆
Richter better watch out, Dracula’s instant kill can leave him looking like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra!
Dang, Uroboros gets around.
@@ghosthuntermike2592Wesker Dracula is something I never knew I wanted
@@Dr.LivingdarkRichter "Boulder-Punching" Belmont
@@ghosthuntermike2592yeah he probably could
Last thing he ever saw was the price tag on it
WE MAKING IT OUT OF DRACULA'S CASTLE WITH THIS ONE
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE COFFIN WITH THIS ONE
You ain't making it out of anything, you must have amnesia you forgot that he is him.
Richter reached for his neck and got turned into an example.
Choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them.
Slowly faded into darkness, and he let the archangels take him.
yoooooo
Bruh thanks for that laugh before 9 am
This fits so well for a gameover cutscene.
Someone gots
to do a whole movie about him.
Alucard was there for the chokeout.
Dracula be realisin' vampire killers have amnesia, they forgot that he's HIM.
"Top-shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm."
Can totally relate. 😂
The "you stupid piece of shit" sounds so good lmao, my boy Rich is about to get his ass whopped
“I have seen the Magna Carta.”
**tosses glass**
Feels right.
slowly faded into darkness and i let the achangels take him
that bar is actually so fire, its actually great
“I have no sympathy,
Nor a care for thee,
Your shrieks of agony are but a *nights symphony.* Yo.”
-Dracula 1997.
The last thing Richter saw was the price tag on some Givenchy gloves
Get the dark priest Shaft on the phone. I fronted him a brick. I need my money
Richter dropped that axe from a egregious angle
We smokin fentanyl laced cereal milk, I see god
If indie hip-hop groups aren’t out there looping “top shelf zaza disrupted my Circadian rhythm” over their chorus I don’t even know what to say
It's like Richter really wants this to be a climactic moment to make up for everything he went through getting there, but Dracula isn't having any of it and is gonna practice his bars no matter what.
2:58am I wasn't ready for this one. I'm high on 12 Jason Bournes
Im more of a Nashville nibbler man
"I have seen the Magna Carta." **throws goblet at egregarious angle**
hits harder than mom's extension cord so yeah video of the year 2023
This obliterated me because just that week in a civil court procedure we talked about the Freemen on the Land and how they're always trying to cite the magna carta in, like, a basic tenancy file
"I have seen the Magna Carta" (glass breaks)
Come for my neck, get turned into an example. 🧑🏻🦽🥶
He threw diamonds in the strip club under the great pyramids.
we smoking dung beetle
I’m a dog. I’m bitin fart bubbles in the bath.
I pulled him into the darkness and let the archangels take him!
Ok now we all need a castlevania game with dracula flow as the main antagonist
Richter must have got amnesia, because he forgot that _he's him._
The cup shattering is what got me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“Left my Margiela’s in the Benz truck. Guess I’ll flex on them next time.” 😂😂😂
Maria Renard got those cottage cheese mudflaps.
She got them Cordovan Leather Mudflaps...
i watch this at least once a day to keep my circadian rhythm stable
this is an incredible edit but i put it at 1.75x speed and drac actually spittin made me lose my shit
Based.
Flipped a brick into an empire 😂
These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed as if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away
This is the best way to meme this, nothing even comes close
He don't care if he's blind, he don't need to see the price tag anyway.
I'm on twelve save states, emulating the Lord's console. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I was hacking ROMs for Atari Lynx before you even became a PS1 player.
You beat me to the punch i was literally thinking about making a video exactly like this
This was hilarious
Beautifully made. Only picked the best lines. Perfect.
“I don’t give a fuck if I go blind. I don’t need to see the price tag anyway.”
Dracula doesn't give a fuck if he goes blind. He doesn't need to see the price tag anyways.
Dracula knows the game, and he ain't playin' with Richter
Ricter "Reach for my neck and you'll get turned into an example" Belmont
Nah. Richter the that gets turned into an example. He forgot that Dracula is HIM.
And with this, my entire goddamn weekend is made. Ending with that last bit was absolute perfection.
Now you gotta do one with Alucard before the final boss fight.
; )
The fact the audios bit crushed makes it 30% funnier
bruh im drunk as fuck this shit is killin me man
loved this part of the game
Smoking fentanyl gave me vitruvian man flexibility, got me in a state of rigor mortis
Them Belmont Boys can't fuck wit Wacky Dracky. This ain't shit to him, playa.
Smokin’ that Whoopi Goldberg, south Egyptian
Furburger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk, Bubba kush
"I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tags anyway"
He's him. He's been him. He will continue to be him.
The last thing he saw was givenchy gloves, slowly faded into darkness I let the archangels take him
Fun fact for those who don't know: Joji owns Plummcorp Records. You are hearing the echoes of Filthy Frank clawing its way out of his subconscious🤣🤣
"I ate my opps" dracula - 1453ad
I thank you so much for this gem
“i was flipping bricks before we became a type one civilization!”
this is infinitely better than the anime
.75 civilizations crumble under the weight of his bars!
“She threw it back at an egregious angle”
My sides are in orbit. Thank you so much for this
He's smokin symbiotes!!!
"I have seen the Magna Carta" *throws wine glass* "ive seen the eye of horuh" shit just got real
I'm a dog, biting the fart bubbles in the bath
Why does Dracula Flow's voice actually fits Dracula? Especially the first and final rant before he attacks Ricther. Lol
You’ve never seen a band in your life, richter.
Top-shelf zaza disrupted my circdadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta.
Dracula doesn't care if he goes blind, he doesn't need to see his foe anyway.
No no no hes got a point
Soma Cruz: I'm not him, I have never been him and I refuse to be him
He doesn’t give a fuck if he goes blind; he doesn’t need to see the price tag 😎
“You steal men’s souls” reminds me of “You eat babies!” the richter va sounds a bit like john marston
zacc you’re a genius for this
I don't care if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag
I resisted watching the original video because I knew it would turn into this, now here we are. Who’s gonna steam the hams first?
These might be my favorite version of Dracula Flow
Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant, Im moving like Oppenheimer 🎉
Holy crap why does kind of work the dialogue went with him standing up so good 🤣👍
And here it is, my favorite video of 2023 😂
Game of the year contender right here!!!
Hello? Black Chyna?
Someone get the President on the line RIGHT NOW, I just fronted him a brick!
Been waiting for someone to make this.
Didn't even have to go to the Vatican to grab his Glock. Richter was easy pickin's.
"Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"
_"Too-shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm"_
Top shelf content right here
Richter didn't want to have at him. He didn't want that smoke.
this is so perfect, the ending is perfect. amazing editing!
i think this may be literally the funniest thing i think i've seen all fkn year i love dracula flow so much lmao,,
Oh wow you finally got me to laugh at Dracula Flow. Well done.
Reach for my neck get turned into an example
this might be the best video ever