When Russia Gets 100 Tanks

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2021
  • This game me and Swimmy were playing Russia with the strategy of going for as many tanks as possible, YES, a revolutionary strategy never done before.
    Watch as the Dankus Soviet Union becomes stronger than ever and has the most tanks you will see in HOI4 Multiplayer.
    But while we were focusing on making Russia great again in HOI4 MP, Germany decided to open up the Iran front once again...
    Stay Connected with Dankus:
    ► Twitch - / dankus_memecus
    ► Twitter - / dmemecus
    ► Discord - / discord
    ► Business Email - dankusmemecusbusiness@gmail.com
    Edited by: Dijon Dillan
    Thumbnail by Livy:
    ► Twitter - / livypoz
    Thumbnail reworked and changed by Duck Taped Studios.
    ► Website - www.ducktapedstudios.com
    Original video was edited and made by Dijon.
    #hoi4 #heartsofiron4 #endsieg #hoi4challenge #germany #hoi4germany
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Комментарии • 312

  • @jec3830
    @jec3830 2 года назад +1759

    "We gonna rehost because Romania wasn't supposed to do that"
    - Mussolini speaking with Stalin about King Michael's coup, 1944

    • @Ceva13
      @Ceva13 10 месяцев назад

      it was carol the first

    • @trustworthyromanian8705
      @trustworthyromanian8705 10 месяцев назад +21

      @@Ceva13 carol the 1st has been dead since 1914

    • @vverbov22
      @vverbov22 10 месяцев назад

      I'm dead

    • @PulkUlanow
      @PulkUlanow 2 месяца назад +2

      @@trustworthyromanian8705 Name checks out

  • @monchyd6519
    @monchyd6519 2 года назад +946

    „Im about to form rome!“
    Dankes:“I am about to form eastern Germany!“ 😂best counter

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 2 года назад +501

    To confuse our enemies, we shall only speak in Swedish: Perfekt, ja perfekt.
    Gustavus Adulphus before the battle of Brightnfield

    • @roedagardet
      @roedagardet 2 года назад +35

      Great spelling of Breitenfeld

    • @wetwillyis_1881
      @wetwillyis_1881 2 года назад +19

      @@roedagardet I went with the American spelling, yeah, let's go with that.

    • @danielt2505
      @danielt2505 2 года назад +18

      @@wetwillyis_1881 Is the American spelling like bone apple tea kind of thing? Is that why the US English is called "simplified"?

    • @wetwillyis_1881
      @wetwillyis_1881 2 года назад +5

      @@danielt2505 Yes, why yes it is.

    • @avahope3809
      @avahope3809 Год назад +1

      @@wetwillyis_1881 what mod are they using?

  • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
    @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod 2 года назад +470

    Swigma and Sigmus, the iconic duo.

  • @Panda-ss3zh
    @Panda-ss3zh 2 года назад +833

    The game is already lost and I as Romania Switch Sides per FOCUS TREE that was already in the mod but still get banned. sadge

  • @heli0s101
    @heli0s101 2 года назад +357

    The most unexpected, yet welcome, pairing I've ever seen.

  • @Mustang-wt1se
    @Mustang-wt1se 2 года назад +75

    Soviet soldier overhearing “Get the tanks out, the infantry can die” then watching as they’re left to fight the Germans on their own

  • @gaffalstudios3617
    @gaffalstudios3617 2 года назад +257

    Bro hearing Swimmy say "perfekt" hit me like a wall. He sounds like a östermalmare 100%

  • @JigsawLV
    @JigsawLV 2 года назад +346

    In this episode, Dankus has an untreated kidney condition

    • @skeletalobserver406
      @skeletalobserver406 Год назад +5

      ... hold up.
      Sometimes after taking a monster piss, i feel pain in my abdomen if i bend backwards afterwards. Sometimes that lasts for like a day or so...
      Is that not normal? Should i get that checked?

    • @marcelinodolan7859
      @marcelinodolan7859 Год назад +10

      @@skeletalobserver406 that’s definitely not normal

    • @asherwoodrow7471
      @asherwoodrow7471 Год назад +1

      @@skeletalobserver406 bit late but wheres follow up, did you get it checked?

    • @skeletalobserver406
      @skeletalobserver406 Год назад +1

      @@asherwoodrow7471 ... look, I'm not gonna lie, life got hectic real fast a bit ago. I forgot about this. I really should get that looked at

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 9 месяцев назад

      Well did you?@@skeletalobserver406

  • @141Zero
    @141Zero 2 года назад +79

    Sigma Swimmy: "...I can deal with the minors."

  • @serbiaknight8190
    @serbiaknight8190 Год назад +25

    The fact that Romanian player actually did what Romania did during WW2 and switch side to not be to much punished
    So they did right thing

  • @kd3045
    @kd3045 2 года назад +14

    32:05 "Braun is such a legend!" is not something I ever expected to hear

  • @somedude8468
    @somedude8468 2 года назад +169

    "that is atacking to a neutral nation, thats against the rules"
    *IN A WW2 GAME*

    • @crocfighter.1322
      @crocfighter.1322 2 года назад +59

      The problem was (I think) that Italy had given some of its middle eastern states that bordered USSR to Germany and then Germany attacked through without calling in Italy meaning that Russia couldn't push them out because they were not at war with Italy. That is just a guess though.

    • @michaellinde794
      @michaellinde794 2 года назад +10

      "that's against the rules"
      - United Kingdom in WWI

    • @QueueWithACapitalQ
      @QueueWithACapitalQ 2 года назад +8

      @@crocfighter.1322 Its a problem because not only is there no warning that its happened, theres no way of know its going to happen unless you know the enemy does that alot. also its one way. So not only is it not fair its also not fun to just have the enemy spontaniously appear on a new front with an army unchallanged.

    • @youtubemodsaresnowflakelef7692
      @youtubemodsaresnowflakelef7692 2 года назад +1

      @@michaellinde794 They invaded neutral nations in both wars.

    • @bonzjoe
      @bonzjoe 2 года назад

      ​@@youtubemodsaresnowflakelef7692 attacking through a neutral nation, not attacking a neutral nation, there's a lot of exploits that can be abused by doing it

  • @tomsk2456
    @tomsk2456 2 года назад +38

    One heavy tank a day keeps the lennard away

    • @MMenyan
      @MMenyan 2 года назад

      this was a medium tank build :tf:

  • @gijskramer1702
    @gijskramer1702 2 года назад +92

    Having seen the last stream where lennard and dankus got muted because of iran jokes the first bit was quite funny

  • @johnzoulias6
    @johnzoulias6 2 года назад +11

    i swear everything about these videos is awesome. From the meta to the amazing music on the background. LIterally makes my days

  • @mrrandommeme63
    @mrrandommeme63 2 года назад +14

    24:01 if anyone wants to know, he said "Auf Wiedersehen", which is translated to Goodby
    24:06 "Wir sehen uns später", meaning see ya later

    • @mistercreeper674
      @mistercreeper674 2 года назад

      Why does he speak german, if he's Swedish?

    • @mistercreeper674
      @mistercreeper674 2 года назад

      Why does he speak german, if he's Swedish?

    • @artanisplays3982
      @artanisplays3982 2 года назад +5

      @@mistercreeper674 Same reason I speak English when I am indonesian

  • @vverbov22
    @vverbov22 10 месяцев назад +4

    "I'm about to form rome"
    "I'm about to form eastern germany"
    Italy got obliterated

  • @allensu9363
    @allensu9363 2 года назад +59

    Tank spam is literally how the Soviet Union won WWII

    • @lordhelix2760
      @lordhelix2760 2 года назад +19

      If only real life worked like the videogame hitler would have won cause the GM said' "Axis is suppose to win"

    • @QueueWithACapitalQ
      @QueueWithACapitalQ 2 года назад +2

      Its also how the allies won ww2. Germany not only couldnt keep up production they also couldnt field enough tanks.

    • @youtubemodsaresnowflakelef7692
      @youtubemodsaresnowflakelef7692 2 года назад

      @@QueueWithACapitalQ that's because GErmany didn't even start trying until mid 1943.... only then did they fully mobilize the economy for war, contrary to myths and claims that Germany had a "head start".
      Even though bombing was at a high in 43, they managed to triple overall production and in some categories even 10 fold of what they were producing. This is part of what the "total war" speech by Göbbels was refering to.

  • @MrKork1
    @MrKork1 2 года назад +4

    Swimmy might be my most favorite co-oper. Extremely based Swede.

  • @jankapuscinski8456
    @jankapuscinski8456 2 года назад +8

    That wasted remix is so good

  • @nysteven1
    @nysteven1 2 года назад +9

    Just noticed the portrait for zhukov is jason isaacs from death of stalin LMAO

  • @matt-bl4tg
    @matt-bl4tg 2 года назад

    Your playlist is goated

  • @u.m.rcentral868
    @u.m.rcentral868 2 года назад +12

    the walking tonk, the walking dead but it's dankus and tanks

  • @l.iwakura6553
    @l.iwakura6553 2 года назад +1

    These gameplays are my daily asmr

  • @munk6576
    @munk6576 2 года назад +29

    what is up with hoi youtubers and their obsession with pissing

    • @v4n1tyy
      @v4n1tyy 2 года назад +8

      You don't piss?

    • @Cromwell_
      @Cromwell_ 2 года назад +19

      They have small balls, and because pee is stored in the balls they have to pee often, which gives them a lot of experience with piss; y'know

  • @WhereTheFunBegins
    @WhereTheFunBegins 2 года назад +9

    Need more sigma male swimmy and swede content

  • @agentambridge672
    @agentambridge672 2 года назад +1

    The piss conversation collapsed in on itself within seconds

  • @johnsharle9011
    @johnsharle9011 2 года назад +3

    Dankus editer when he thinks "Goodbye" means "Lennard is my best friend"

  • @aidanrickord7790
    @aidanrickord7790 2 года назад +4

    The French surrender memes are gonna hit harder in this timeline.

  • @peterbc6129
    @peterbc6129 2 года назад +8

    Sorta dumb that they have a 150 day timer on Winter War, but they also give Finland such a massive buff. I understand trying to deny Russia XP Farm, but it's a bit cringe.

    • @ffff7164
      @ffff7164 9 месяцев назад

      What’s wrong with Russia xp farm?

  • @Reddreambigfart
    @Reddreambigfart 2 года назад +6

    the first 3 minutes of this game are almost entirely about piss

  • @chrishansmatthews6260
    @chrishansmatthews6260 Год назад

    this one is peak dankus

  • @yehawchucklefuck5632
    @yehawchucklefuck5632 2 года назад

    Line does not collapse, enemy collapses before us

  • @fritz2622
    @fritz2622 2 года назад +3

    Ahh yes Dankus the Peelosopher

  • @josephstalin2526
    @josephstalin2526 2 года назад +7

    NO NOT THE CLOWN FRONT AGAIN

  • @toucan_cultist
    @toucan_cultist 2 года назад +4

    Can we get a link to that playlist?

  • @nova2372
    @nova2372 10 месяцев назад

    1:12 actually the realest thing I’ve ever heard dankus say

  • @LOLERXP
    @LOLERXP 2 года назад +36

    The more I watch these videos, the more tired I get of whiny Axis. Romania switched sides historically when Axis started getting pushed back.. If they lose against Soviets, this is what should happen. It's in the Focus Tree for a reason. It's not "throwing".

  • @emie9858
    @emie9858 2 года назад

    Best co-op

  • @JimboobSherwood
    @JimboobSherwood 2 года назад +5

    1:30 “So I sat down to pee” bruh

    • @MMenyan
      @MMenyan 2 года назад +1

      have you never peed while shitting

    • @Pukemnukem
      @Pukemnukem 2 года назад

      @@MMenyan that's what the shower is for.

  • @TomatoTerminator
    @TomatoTerminator 2 года назад +3

    "I sat down to pee" lmao

  • @pyotrbagration2438
    @pyotrbagration2438 2 года назад +176

    Tommy cries about tank spam and all he did was sup.firepower and 14/4s.

    • @naoyanaraharjo4693
      @naoyanaraharjo4693 2 года назад +14

      Its a fair critique for the D-day landings, though i had never seen him spamming 14/4s aside from SP

    • @pyotrbagration2438
      @pyotrbagration2438 2 года назад +30

      @@naoyanaraharjo4693 Saw him try mass mob italy with shovels but that has happened once or twice.

    • @naoyanaraharjo4693
      @naoyanaraharjo4693 2 года назад +6

      @@pyotrbagration2438 guy by that time is still trying a mod for the first time and returning from RP

    • @Mackenzie002
      @Mackenzie002 2 года назад +10

      Ye but it’s toxic AF U ARE ALL TROLLS

    • @naturalvalkyrie
      @naturalvalkyrie 2 года назад +6

      as if 2 army groups of 14/4's is easier to manage than 40 heavy tanks.

  • @fazebarney3824
    @fazebarney3824 Год назад

    Very good video I had good laughs

  • @janehrahan5116
    @janehrahan5116 2 года назад +23

    Did dankus remember infantry this time?

  • @nicholausbarnett6464
    @nicholausbarnett6464 2 года назад

    Spain coming clutch at the end when it didn't matter anymore

  • @deadlyknights1119
    @deadlyknights1119 Месяц назад

    Finland having 1600 defense on 20 widths is diabolical.

  • @unionofsovietsocialistrepu5044

    16:07 That's the spirit, boy

  • @craigdoran7873
    @craigdoran7873 2 года назад

    Is there a playlist of the music you use in the micro montages?

  • @antoniocampo4611
    @antoniocampo4611 Год назад

    "I sat down to pee" questionable statement

  • @lite4998
    @lite4998 2 года назад +5

    Lmao Dankus sitting to pee xD

  • @historicalrat6055
    @historicalrat6055 2 года назад

    11:25 I legit go to discord for a bit and just as I continue watching this I hear this. Scared me lol.

  • @MadMaxim1309
    @MadMaxim1309 10 месяцев назад

    hows the song called that played in the beginning of the video?

  • @lukejenkins9441
    @lukejenkins9441 2 года назад +3

    Sorry I'm sure this question has been asked a lot but what mod do y'all use?

    • @eluc_s2510
      @eluc_s2510 2 года назад +1

      World War Bruh or Their Finest Bruh

  • @MeinungMann
    @MeinungMann 10 месяцев назад

    Finland having such buffs is beyond ridiculous

  • @arkd0n276
    @arkd0n276 2 года назад +40

    Why do all discussions eventually revolve around pee?

    • @grumpycato8314
      @grumpycato8314 2 года назад +3

      Don't kinkshame the guy

    • @tygokoren3085
      @tygokoren3085 2 года назад +5

      well given enough time any discussion will get to a point where something is compared to hitler and the nazis, but for hoi4 which is a history game it will eventually get to the subject of pee. Also a lot of these guys sit down for 7 hours straight, without a pee break after the Eastern front starts. So they'll have a full bladder for most of it.

  • @kaiser6445
    @kaiser6445 2 года назад +3

    How is this channel not bigger?

  • @naoyanaraharjo4693
    @naoyanaraharjo4693 2 года назад +22

    4:02. Poorman space marine, isnt the only armored recon allowed usually is just the armored car?
    EDIT: why only 2 volunteer toChina?

  • @jeremiahrussell4913
    @jeremiahrussell4913 2 года назад +6

    Me, an American: "You can drive across your country in two hours? I can't drive across my state in 4!"

  • @1889AP
    @1889AP 2 года назад

    Where can I find Dancus’ stream playlist?

  • @lexel7795
    @lexel7795 2 года назад

    1:40 Damn that‘s deep bro 😩🤔

  • @SirRainbowBidoof
    @SirRainbowBidoof 2 года назад

    3:03 someone did that like the first week of school where I go to school at

  • @korbiq3039
    @korbiq3039 2 года назад +2

    Heavy Tonk

  • @rimmer123q8
    @rimmer123q8 2 года назад +3

    pog spanish civil war

  • @abdirahmansamow7451
    @abdirahmansamow7451 Год назад

    dijon with the W songs

  • @ak-pro4041
    @ak-pro4041 2 года назад +5

    What mod are you using im pretty new in hoi4 so I dont know a lot

    • @TK-1103
      @TK-1103 2 года назад +7

      its called ‘their finest bruh’
      its only for multiplayer player tho, the ai doesnt work for single player

    • @ak-pro4041
      @ak-pro4041 2 года назад +1

      @@TK-1103 Thank u bro

  • @sarhat252
    @sarhat252 2 года назад

    "the infantry can die, just get tanks out"

  • @HolgerLovesMusic
    @HolgerLovesMusic 2 года назад +42

    Your pee needs to be brown?!
    Dude, if your pee is not light yellow or "white", that's a sign of being dehydrated.

    • @MMenyan
      @MMenyan 2 года назад +25

      thatsthejoke

    • @MemeMeme-dd1yd
      @MemeMeme-dd1yd 2 года назад +2

      Only the darker shades of yellow mean that you're dehydrated. So it's even if your pee is not exactly clear or light yellow I wouldn't panic.

  • @el_huevo850
    @el_huevo850 Год назад +1

    30:30 "stable frontline"

  • @youtubemodsaresnowflakelef7692
    @youtubemodsaresnowflakelef7692 2 года назад +2

    It's what Romania essentially did IRL, so not sure what they're mad about? It's historical.

  • @RomanceFan
    @RomanceFan 2 года назад +2

    Dankus what mod is this?

  • @AproX_
    @AproX_ 2 года назад

    oh shit this was posted on me birthday

  • @nikasolomnishvili4008
    @nikasolomnishvili4008 2 года назад +1

    What mod are you playing

  • @ollie_2469
    @ollie_2469 2 года назад

    It’s always when you really need to pee it’s little of it but when you just go because why not and you stay in toilet for 5 minutes

  • @How23497
    @How23497 2 года назад +2

    What mod is this?

  • @lollofixxi2216
    @lollofixxi2216 Год назад

    I have always though dankus is german. When he says alda, klar etc is this in swedish too?

  • @Saberu_o_oppai_de_momu
    @Saberu_o_oppai_de_momu 10 месяцев назад

    yo grisha is now the captain of wagner

  • @Sky4Jus
    @Sky4Jus 2 года назад +5

    This mod boosts Finland so much

  • @josephstalin2526
    @josephstalin2526 2 года назад +2

    E SPORT BABY

  • @binbies332
    @binbies332 2 года назад

    What mod do they use in these games?

  • @georgerukhadze9164
    @georgerukhadze9164 2 года назад +2

    did he say pee? lol thats so funny (typical dankus/tommy nonsub)

  • @sebastiantornberg5179
    @sebastiantornberg5179 10 месяцев назад

    What is the song at the start?

  • @hamzaaydin8910
    @hamzaaydin8910 2 года назад +1

    What mode is this

  • @Sky4Jus
    @Sky4Jus 2 года назад

    What is this mod can someone tell me? It's pretty good.

  • @thatssadge8795
    @thatssadge8795 2 года назад +1

    Dude he is spot on with that pee shit

  • @nxibba
    @nxibba 2 года назад

    whats the song in the beginning?

  • @liamhossenlopp5967
    @liamhossenlopp5967 2 года назад +1

    >sat down to pee
    average swede

  • @lukowski085
    @lukowski085 2 года назад +2

    Whats that for a mod

  • @ohyeahyeah3684
    @ohyeahyeah3684 2 года назад +1

    W

  • @sebastianomilici6115
    @sebastianomilici6115 2 года назад

    Name of the First Song in the video?

  • @parkerwalton1642
    @parkerwalton1642 2 года назад

    Auf wiedersehen means goodbye

  • @TreeNicos
    @TreeNicos 2 года назад

    What mods do you use?

  • @DrewDubious
    @DrewDubious 2 года назад

    "I sat down to pee"
    wait what?

  • @triklettriklerbu1592
    @triklettriklerbu1592 2 года назад

    Song at the start?

  • @BanutSoHot
    @BanutSoHot 9 месяцев назад

    what mod are you using

  • @Jackhammer-cw6qo
    @Jackhammer-cw6qo 2 года назад

    Dude peed for a full minute

  • @user-lp9bp2nh5o
    @user-lp9bp2nh5o 9 месяцев назад

    what mod they use?

  • @VonPlanter
    @VonPlanter 2 года назад +1

    Tomykey

  • @tapeesa2866
    @tapeesa2866 2 года назад

    What mods were used?

  • @comradedimitry1349
    @comradedimitry1349 2 года назад

    Gaming