Hammond, Clarkson and May Most Hated Cars Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 3 май 2021
  • I have a Nissan juke btw. It's meh. Spiced up the video with a top notch thumbnail and edit. let me know if you like it. The video includes the Nissan juke, Beetle, Morris Marina and 2CV. There's more but I've gone for the frequent references.
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    Episodes:
    Nissan juke 16.6
    Nissan juke award gt2.4
    hate Nissan juke gt1.3
    gt3.4
    gt3.14
    Morris marina
    13.5
    14.3
    12.7
    12.6
    Beetle
    Botswana
    16.1
    2cv
    Patagonia
    4.8
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  • @exunderscorejai
    @exunderscorejai 2 года назад +3738

    Sick of the hatred the Juke gets. That car has done wonders to help other motorists easily identify Karens

    • @kenalba5641
      @kenalba5641 2 года назад +61

      Lmao

    • @DevonPixie1991
      @DevonPixie1991 2 года назад +81

      And people pretending to be posh!

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine 2 года назад +81

      Not gonna lie. The Juke looks like a modernized Chevrolet Aztek in the front

    • @truexftw5477
      @truexftw5477 2 года назад +98

      @@TheRealTerranMarine you mean Pontiac right?

    • @concorde837
      @concorde837 2 года назад +26

      You wouldn't believe that I've seen 5 Nissan Jukes in 1 city.

  • @MitchellfcNa32
    @MitchellfcNa32 3 года назад +4121

    Hammond always has an unlimited amount of adjectives up his sleeve

    • @tomfoolery597
      @tomfoolery597 2 года назад +108

      For example
      “What the fricking hell are you, you great gangly frick knuckle twot, greasy haired vagina bag, frick you.”

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 2 года назад +11

      *number of adjectives.

    • @Curi0u50ne
      @Curi0u50ne 2 года назад +1

      Russel Band 🙄
      God make him stop(Russ)

    • @aaroncable340
      @aaroncable340 2 года назад +1

      And hate

    • @thomaspye4869
      @thomaspye4869 2 года назад

      Lazy, feckless, flatulent oaf with a mustache leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat!

  • @MrJuninho11
    @MrJuninho11 Год назад +692

    "The winner of the Nissan Juke award for worst car of the year is.. The Nissan Juke"
    You already know the punchline of the joke, and it's still hilarious

    • @ThatGuySarabia
      @ThatGuySarabia 10 месяцев назад +11

      It should be called Nissan Joke

    • @MoskusMoskiferus1611
      @MoskusMoskiferus1611 8 месяцев назад +4

      Nissan Joke-R

    • @DeadlyLazer
      @DeadlyLazer 8 месяцев назад +5

      I wish they didn't cut out the nominations part, because the punchline is funnier when he says the Nissan Juke despite the nominations for the Nissan Juke award being other cars.

    • @jacobdill4499
      @jacobdill4499 3 месяца назад

      ​@@DeadlyLazer they tended to do that in the older top gear awards as well. You can think of the others as the runners up.

  • @reecedawson6113
    @reecedawson6113 3 года назад +3901

    I love how Jeremy pronounces juke and stupid

    • @trashcompactorYT
      @trashcompactorYT 3 года назад +198

      DGUKE

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory 3 года назад +171

      STCHEWPID!!!!

    • @Super.YT_
      @Super.YT_ 3 года назад +63

      and QashQuai

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 3 года назад +84

      Stchoopidde

    • @Super.YT_
      @Super.YT_ 3 года назад +14

      @@MyHeadHz the Nissan joke award goes to. The Nissan juke.

  • @IronReece13
    @IronReece13 3 года назад +2293

    Why do they keep ruining perfectly good pianos with Morrises

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 3 года назад +22

      Lol

    • @thatpersonsmusic
      @thatpersonsmusic 2 года назад +12

      As someone who knows literally nothing about the Morris (haven’t even heard of it before this video), what’s wrong with them

    • @isaakwelch3451
      @isaakwelch3451 2 года назад +15

      @@thatpersonsmusic at the very least, they're cute. Cuter than most MG's, honestly

    • @amojak
      @amojak 2 года назад +28

      the owners club got upset so they went full pelt on them :)

    • @garfellow5038
      @garfellow5038 2 года назад +22

      @@thatpersonsmusic Hammond explained it well at 3:26

  • @samuelpacheco5948
    @samuelpacheco5948 3 года назад +2367

    N I S S A N J U K E

    • @shriharihudli8596
      @shriharihudli8596 3 года назад +58

      Hideous.

    • @paraskevaspapantonakis
      @paraskevaspapantonakis 3 года назад +37

      It should not be existed why did they build it to make themselves hideous.
      - Richard hammond

    • @amer2142
      @amer2142 3 года назад +17

      @muhammad altaf you know ya Muhammad most of the owners of this cars are womens ?
      For me that makes it even worse

    • @CrazyPanda688
      @CrazyPanda688 3 года назад +16

      The Juke is the perfect car for Karen’s because it’s fucking ugly as shite just like they are

    • @thehasinhafiz
      @thehasinhafiz 3 года назад +11

      J O K E *

  • @underworldguardian704
    @underworldguardian704 3 года назад +822

    “It rains pianos at our track”
    😂

    • @jblyon2
      @jblyon2 3 года назад +28

      Weather: Cloudy with a chance of Steinway

    • @underworldguardian704
      @underworldguardian704 3 года назад +9

      @@jblyon2
      And lots of them
      😂

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 2 года назад +5

      In the West Midlands there will be a fortissimo of G notes while down south east there will be a pianississimo of A sharp notes

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 Год назад +1

      @@underworldguardian704 oh and Nissan Jukes

    • @T_ndhlovunator
      @T_ndhlovunator Год назад +1

      🤣

  • @ZX3000GT1
    @ZX3000GT1 Год назад +377

    Juke’s design isn’t even the worst part. It’s uselessly small, impractical, has a trash CVT, will easily roll, cheap-ass interior, and it not even fuel efficient.
    It’s really the culmination of the worst things that a car can have.

    • @Cynsham
      @Cynsham Год назад +31

      You just described the majority of Nissan’s lineup of cars nowadays

    • @SaintNyx
      @SaintNyx Год назад +12

      @@Cynsham Ohh how the mighty have fallen. At least they have the 400z, now.

    • @jdpragmatic8644
      @jdpragmatic8644 Год назад +5

      My 2005 Honda CRV has a more comforting interior (and exterior) than that hell forsaken Juke

    • @subie2831
      @subie2831 Год назад +1

      @@jdpragmatic8644 well crv and juke are in a different class but ok

    • @lonyo5377
      @lonyo5377 Год назад +4

      Other countries have manual transmissions. Mainly a US issue on CVT only

  • @ala0284
    @ala0284 3 года назад +2486

    Nobody hates anything more than these 3 hate the Juke

    • @velvetrosang4684
      @velvetrosang4684 3 года назад +40

      And The Maurice Marina. Can't forget about that.

    • @danbi2000
      @danbi2000 3 года назад +28

      morris

    • @arunparkin2552
      @arunparkin2552 3 года назад +13

      Although they haven't destroyed one... yet

    • @MrIDK2994
      @MrIDK2994 3 года назад +52

      To be fair, everyone hates the Juke

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 3 года назад +1

      @@arunparkin2552 is that a marina on your profile picture?
      You seem to fit in with the rest 😂 (they are actually pretty cool looking honestly)

  • @jackandyaron6186
    @jackandyaron6186 3 года назад +575

    fun fact: Juke in hebrew means cockroach

    • @avishai7830
      @avishai7830 3 года назад +45

      I'm so surprised no other Israelis point this out, I think we just keep it to ourselves to laugh at 🤣

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 3 года назад +32

      An honest and fitting name for the thing, Nissan had to take design ideas from an insect. Slap 6 legs on it instead of 4 wheels and you'll have something I want to smash even more

    • @mcfireballs3491
      @mcfireballs3491 3 года назад +17

      That would be a more fitting name: the Nissan cockroach

    • @hyper_5pace902
      @hyper_5pace902 3 года назад +2

      @Ameline Starkmanir Yes

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 3 года назад +17

      I like to imagine it was a Jewish fellow at Nissan that named it when they seen the design sketch.

  • @JakeFromYoutube
    @JakeFromYoutube 2 года назад +1105

    May: "Mini countryman?"
    Hammond: "Oh! Yeah hate that"
    Clarkson: "OOOOHHH!! We all hate that!!!"

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 2 года назад +31

      Meanwhile in France some womans are proud to have one of them

    • @JakeFromYoutube
      @JakeFromYoutube 2 года назад +8

      @@OutCast907too right mate 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Cykelpump33
      @Cykelpump33 2 года назад +45

      Someone needs to tell the germans that a Mini is suppose to be SMALL.

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 2 года назад +5

      @@Cykelpump33 - Small ? What this word is ? India ? Get out of here tourist !!

    • @monsieurharry0
      @monsieurharry0 2 года назад +1

      Bruh they hate their country car brand

  • @ellwill5709
    @ellwill5709 3 года назад +443

    2:20 May does have a point about the Hurricane though, severely underrated plane

    • @tailssonicteam1604
      @tailssonicteam1604 2 года назад +28

      Indeed. But tbf clarkson also had a point he said that the spitfire was more inspiring to kids on the ground and it probably was. But the hurricane was probably the better aircraft.

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 Год назад +1

      there are more hurricanes than spitfires in the early days

    • @Sevastous
      @Sevastous Год назад +6

      @@tailssonicteam1604 IT wasn't a better fighter on performance basis but. Battle of Britain was fought mostly with Hurricanes while spitfire was just starting to increase in numbers. %80 fighter kills were done by hurricanes

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 8 месяцев назад +2

      No.
      EVERY TIME the battle of britain is written about, or a tv or movie made they prattle on about how 'without the hurricane blah fkn blah'.
      Its no damn surprise hurricanes shot down more than the rest put together. 60% of fighter command WAS HURRICANES. Of the remaining 40% , we had, blenheim night fighters. Defiants. Gladiators. I think there was still a squadron flying hawker furies. Westland whirlwinds. And spitfires (i think there was only something like 5 squadrons of spitfires during dunkirk).The AAA was rubbish. Barrage balloons a hilarious joke and the less said about the poorly executed good idea that wws the defiant (give it a couple of guns facing forward) the better...
      So no the bloody hurricane wasnt underrated or forgotten or the unsung hero. Its just a bloody trope that got started and wont go away. Its even wrong if you say 'it wasnt glamorised like the spitfire' because it WAS fast and glamorous in 1937-39. Spitfires barely existed in service then.

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 3 месяца назад +1

      @@sugarnadsAnd don’t forget that one stubborn bastard still flying a S.E.5a.

  • @dazzaMusic
    @dazzaMusic 3 года назад +745

    I had a test drive in a Nissan Juke, literally the worst car I’ve ever driven.

    • @TheSh4dowgale
      @TheSh4dowgale 3 года назад +8

      @Ameline Starkmanir WAAAAAA! WAAAAA!

    • @ksatrya
      @ksatrya 2 года назад +84

      Just curious, why were you test driving a juke

    • @TheBedroomSimRacer
      @TheBedroomSimRacer 2 года назад +5

      What was it like

    • @TheBrickGuy7939
      @TheBrickGuy7939 2 года назад +64

      @@ksatrya Hammond's enemy had him do it at gunpoint.

    • @ksatrya
      @ksatrya 2 года назад

      @@TheBrickGuy7939 lmaoo

  • @bghoody5665
    @bghoody5665 3 года назад +262

    Hammond's little rant at 3:27 is hilarious. I have a copy of every show these three have ever done together (and a lot of their solo stuff as well) but I have to admit it's times like these I'm so glad the internet exists - knowing that anyone can enjoy watching these three together for however long the internet exists gives me a warm, happy feeling.

    • @jollimaiahtacksworth
      @jollimaiahtacksworth 5 месяцев назад +1

      If you're able to get an editor or maybe edit them yourself, why not upload a few clip compilations? We're always looking for stuff like this.

  • @AlekWheeler
    @AlekWheeler 3 года назад +407

    The first time I saw a Mini Countryman I thought it was awful and an oxymoron.
    It’s a MINI! It’s not suppose to be big and ugly, it’s suppose to be fast and small.
    It gets my Nissan Juke award.

    • @schizophrenicgaming365
      @schizophrenicgaming365 3 года назад +12

      Minis were never fast lmao, slower than a morris thousand.

    • @RD19902010
      @RD19902010 3 года назад +18

      the Fiat 500L is just as bad.

    • @ivanbima5877
      @ivanbima5877 3 года назад

      @Ameline Starkmanir What is your favorite Nissan?

    • @ivanbima5877
      @ivanbima5877 3 года назад +7

      @Ameline Starkmanir I could see the reason why you like Skylines, GTR's, Silvia's, Fairlady Z, Sentra SE-R. But i don't get why you like Juke. I literally having a hard time to know. Because i tried it and there's very little thing i could appreciate on it. The looks are controversially worse than the rest of your favorite list, the performance aren't impressive (Except if you bought Juke R), fuel economy isn't special and it's not that practical compared to it's rival

    • @ivanbima5877
      @ivanbima5877 3 года назад

      @Ameline Starkmanir I see. So it's more of a personal nostalgic. But i just remind you in case you forget. Standard Juke performance aren't that far from it's competitor

  • @RusstyytssuR
    @RusstyytssuR 2 года назад +540

    From what I've gathered, they really don't like boring SUVs, which I can't really argue with, tbh.

    • @gedam131
      @gedam131 2 года назад +41

      More like cross overs

    • @someweirdoguy6633
      @someweirdoguy6633 2 года назад +9

      I can't argue with that.

    • @williamg209two
      @williamg209two 2 года назад +14

      Juke is definitely a crossover

    • @someweirdoguy6633
      @someweirdoguy6633 2 года назад +23

      @@williamg209two juke seems more like the missing link between crossover and SUV

    • @williamg209two
      @williamg209two 2 года назад +4

      @@someweirdoguy6633 bsck seats are tiny though I'm 6 2 and it's horrible

  • @amyshaw893
    @amyshaw893 3 года назад +161

    I've always thought the headlights on the Nissan Juke look like someone put a big blob of melten plastic under the bonnet and slammed it down really hard

    • @TheSh4dowgale
      @TheSh4dowgale 3 года назад +6

      @Ameline Starkmanir WAAAAA! WAAAAA!

    • @TheCriminalViolin
      @TheCriminalViolin Год назад +3

      It does actually! Or akin to when you accidentally have a plastic spoon or lid too close to a burner of a stove haha. They were just like, "You know what? That'll do nicely as a aesthetic design for the front of our new car"

    • @lonyo5377
      @lonyo5377 Год назад

      Boxster

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 2 года назад +215

    Loss of taste is one of the symptoms of covid 19. It must have been around a lot longer than we realise considering how many Nissan Juke owners there are.

    • @kobrakai007
      @kobrakai007 2 года назад +13

      I've noticed a lot more Jukes where I live since covid started.

    • @joelikespotatoes8321
      @joelikespotatoes8321 2 года назад +5

      Damn thats good

    • @PlatinumNath
      @PlatinumNath 2 года назад +2

      Remember that Nissan also has a Nismo, Nismo RS, and GTR powered R version for the Juke. Oh wait, they also rebranded it as an Infiniti in China.

  • @JVHShack
    @JVHShack 3 года назад +88

    I always thought that Nissan was being cheap by using a "U" instead of "O" in the Juke nameplate...

    • @dunzjos9754
      @dunzjos9754 2 года назад +11

      Or a J instead of a P ???

    • @matthiasona
      @matthiasona 2 года назад +5

      @Ameline Starkmanir its called a joke.
      but you must love that car i see you everywhere defending that thing

  • @BenFM
    @BenFM 8 месяцев назад +19

    I love the first interaction, even though Clarkson insults the guy a little, he’s clearly actually quite impressed by his boldness and attitude. Love it

  • @Bav-s30z
    @Bav-s30z 3 года назад +68

    The comedic timing between clarkson bashing the marinas door and laugh to the piano drop is frighteningly genius.

  • @ltccherno2536
    @ltccherno2536 3 года назад +39

    The ominous music as the Beetle approaches gets me every time.

  • @georgewashington8007
    @georgewashington8007 2 года назад +51

    "I feel like hammonds worst nightmare is being traped in a circle of nissan jukes"

  • @OsellaSquadraCorse
    @OsellaSquadraCorse 3 года назад +116

    The Beetle is interesting - because when May triumphantly announced it's death (end of production), Hammond and Clarkson reacted with apathy. Clarkson even asked why May disliked it, said there was nothing wrong with the Beetle.
    Later on of course, for effect they all decided they 'hated' certain cars they previously liked/reviewed highly/didn't care about. Some genuine, but a lot for the characters they were playing.

    • @MitchellfcNa32
      @MitchellfcNa32 2 года назад +17

      I noticed that, but they could of course just changed their mind.

    • @Brebgon
      @Brebgon Год назад

      James actually said in "James May's Cars of the People" that he liked the Beetle as a car. However, he mentioned how he didn't like that it was used by the Nazi's to scam the German people, plus he didn't like the hippie movement either.

    • @theskycavedin9592
      @theskycavedin9592 10 месяцев назад +2

      No Beetles are genuinely awful

    • @thedubwhisperer2157
      @thedubwhisperer2157 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@theskycavedin9592 They must have been bad to be the best selling car of all time...

    • @yourmom69420xddd
      @yourmom69420xddd 8 месяцев назад +2

      Exactly. For example, Jeremy liked the Jag X-Type, yet for some reason they all ‘hated’ it in that GT epidode. Maybe just because choosing only 1 or 2 cars they all legitimately hated wouldn’t prove their point, or maybe they all fell for the “just a fancy Mondeo” hoax after Jeremy had reviewed it.

  • @semihskc
    @semihskc 3 года назад +442

    The fact that most of the cars these three say that they don't like are SUVs, crossovers or, well, Juke says a lot about the automotive industry of this era and collective failure of people about picking good cars instead of good/logical cars. These people are kings of automotive journalism (along with Chris Harris) (I know that for a fact that I translated their magazine into my native language for a few years) and their knowledge on what is a good car and what is not is beyond comprehension of a person who doesn't know the first thing about a car and yet they can trust their friend who has that car and says it's "OK" and make their spouse pay for these pieces of junks. It infuriates me to hear people say "oh, I like the new Q5, it looks so cool" or "if I were rich, I would buy the biggest X-series car I can get". That's why BMW has 7 X-series models along with their M versions.
    Ps: don't tell me that people might drive them because they may go off-road occasionally. Nobody goes off-road on 21" rims with 2" offsets.
    Ps#2: sorry for possibly bad English.

    • @aitor9158
      @aitor9158 2 года назад +44

      Man...i 100% agree with you
      I reject the excistense of EVERY SUV or crossover ever to exsist, if i ever buy one is for doing a goddamn demolition/banger derby specially if it is an ev
      I couldn't find a more pice of awful missery boring uncreative mass produced garbage fast food inspired junk than a EV suv/crossover or any kind of MISSERABLE electric vehicle

    • @justinl2009
      @justinl2009 2 года назад +16

      I honestly don't think SUV's and crossovers are as bad as people say they are (what I consider crossovers in this sense are compact SUVs). I agree with them on the Juke however, it truly is a vile looking car and is properly useless.

    • @aleasd7905
      @aleasd7905 2 года назад +22

      SUVs are fucking stupid. Imagine overpaying for a car that doesn't even have 4x4 capabilities

    • @hughmongous5089
      @hughmongous5089 2 года назад +2

      Honestly, while these three are fun to watch, no one should take their opinions on cars at face value. I think actual automotive journalism done by them was in the late 90s (obviously few exceptions).

    • @hughmongous5089
      @hughmongous5089 2 года назад +5

      @@aitor9158 every SUV? even good ones like an old hilux, trailblazer, suburban, cherokee, expedition etc
      See this is actually something I wanted to say in my other comment. These three also instill bad/pointless ideas about how a car should be (though in this case I think they just don't like the people that never take em off road and you took it a step further)

  • @godhammerof5141
    @godhammerof5141 3 года назад +119

    When we broke up, my ex needed a car, so I bought her a Nissan Juke!!!

    • @underworldguardian704
      @underworldguardian704 3 года назад +21

      Did you hate her that much?!!!

    • @Kiwi-hv8fg
      @Kiwi-hv8fg 3 года назад +41

      @@underworldguardian704 yeah, he didn't just leave, he had to curse her with the frog face car. Like damn... That's spite lol

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 3 года назад +1

      Niiiice one.

    • @TheSh4dowgale
      @TheSh4dowgale 3 года назад

      @Ameline Starkmanir I bet you love the Pontiac Aztek, you philistine.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 2 года назад +3

      A fate worse than death

  • @Sackmatters
    @Sackmatters 3 года назад +157

    Lol when half of the video is on the juke.

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 3 года назад +13

      Justified. It's a fucking awful car.

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 3 года назад +4

      @Ameline Starkmanir no it isn't

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 3 года назад +7

      @Ameline Starkmanir Still a shit car, don't care what engine it's got in it. In fact the NISMO version is even more ridiculous that the normal version.

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 3 года назад +7

      @Ameline Starkmanir A shit car is a shit car. I don't care what engines and bodykits they put in it. Imagine being so dumb that you want a fast, sporty car and end up with a tuned SUV. Some people, honestly...

    • @elijahevo6859
      @elijahevo6859 2 года назад +2

      @Ameline Starkmanir no no man's got a point a shit car is a shit car, those frog eyes can't be forgiven with a tuned engine

  • @Jedi_Spartan_38
    @Jedi_Spartan_38 3 года назад +255

    How about Top Gear/The Grand Tour 'deaths' complation (including the studio parts)? Eg: Jeremy saying "I've been killed, I've definitely been killed!" after falling out of a hovercraft or when 'James' drove off a cliff in Albania.

    • @niksv4165
      @niksv4165  3 года назад +29

      ruclips.net/video/B9nAZt_f8tU/видео.html

  • @tonychan8558
    @tonychan8558 2 года назад +26

    Hammond kept a straight face when Sir Roger Moore told him his favourite Bond car was the Citroen 2CV from 'For Your Eyes Only'. Well played, Hammond!

    • @hmdwgf
      @hmdwgf 2 года назад +13

      Moore then said about the 2CV that “it didn’t matter if you damaged it”

    • @JRS06
      @JRS06 4 месяца назад +1

      I was watching the video and wondered why Hammond didn't react furiously towards Moore when he said that was his favourite.

  • @BenDover-qu9jn
    @BenDover-qu9jn 3 года назад +122

    A few more:
    Austin Allegro (Top Gear: India Special)
    Ford Scorpio (Top Gear: Africa Special)

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol 3 года назад +3

      Scorpio with the Cosworth tuned V6 is a sleeper

    • @PG-20
      @PG-20 3 года назад +3

      James used a Scorpio hearse in the Ambulance challenge

    • @BenDover-qu9jn
      @BenDover-qu9jn 3 года назад

      @Ken Norcott same

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 3 года назад

      I'd totally have a Mahindra Scorpio though.

    • @mcfireballs3491
      @mcfireballs3491 3 года назад +1

      I used to have a scorpio Ghia, I loved that car

  • @JakeFromYoutube
    @JakeFromYoutube 2 года назад +84

    "You look like that and you've got Golf diesel? That's fantastic!"

  • @PhilWood82
    @PhilWood82 3 года назад +45

    Declaration of Independence: $2.4 million US
    Action Comics #1: $8-10 million US
    Screen test video of Jeremy Clarkson ranting about the 2CV: Priceless

  • @MultiTopgearfan
    @MultiTopgearfan 3 года назад +217

    Listening to them listing out cars they don’t like, it’s a joy to watch 😂

  • @GB-tc4hr
    @GB-tc4hr 2 года назад +13

    3:27 this is how I feel about the Mustang Mach E

    • @sk1dzzz608
      @sk1dzzz608 Год назад +2

      That's how I feel too,I hate that ugly electric abomination,it's not a real mustang

    • @GB-tc4hr
      @GB-tc4hr Год назад +2

      @@sk1dzzz608 I feel really happy that finally someone agrees with me, no one has yet

  • @sukhdevr3489
    @sukhdevr3489 3 года назад +190

    I love that Beetle purely because of Herbie lol.

    • @shriharihudli8596
      @shriharihudli8596 3 года назад +17

      Yup same. Especially in that color.

    • @magicbadjames2810
      @magicbadjames2810 3 года назад +13

      In fact someone use a herbie paint scheme for the nascar proinvitational race

    • @ofs82
      @ofs82 3 года назад +5

      @@magicbadjames2810 is it related to Brumos Racing? They've been doing Porsches in that white with red-and-blue go faster stripes for many many years in the States, and kept the paint scheme and style for their Daytona Prototypes too (Mk I ugly ones, not the good ones we have now), so would make sense if they have any cross-pollination into NASCAR that they'd keep that theme

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 3 года назад +14

      I daily a Beetle, never liked any other car as well. And even these three admitted that it did better than any of their cars in the Botswana special, it had no trouble whatsoever and was donated - fully functional - to their guide at the end. I don't mourn the one they dropped from the helicopter though, it was a stripped-out banged-up shell, no loss.

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 3 года назад +7

      @@quillmaurer6563 when they dropped that 80s-90 red one, I cried (I was pretty young when it aired, like 6-7-8 maybe?)

  • @smilezor
    @smilezor 3 года назад +26

    richards reaction to spotting the marina and his face for the beetle are some of my favourite old top gear bits

  • @AsinineComment
    @AsinineComment 3 года назад +90

    Who decides to buy a reasonably priced new car, and after considering the implausibly broad variety available, finally settles on a Nissan Juke?
    What are their priorities?
    What aspect of its external design stands out for them?
    What do they require from a car, that the Juke delivers the most?
    I simply _cannot_ imagine being in such a place... 😶

    • @patrickmartin3322
      @patrickmartin3322 3 года назад +10

      The Juke Nismo is cool just because of how absurd and stupid of an idea it was to build it

    • @mariodacostamosteiro7262
      @mariodacostamosteiro7262 2 года назад +1

      @@patrickmartin3322 don't forget the on that carried a GTR engine

    • @aceeeed
      @aceeeed 2 года назад +13

      The Juke: a car that combines the disadvantages of an SUV (weight, size, less fuel efficient) with the disadvantages of a sports car (poor interior space). Loathe some car

    • @emiratesaviation33
      @emiratesaviation33 2 года назад

      Well you are all dumb cause it's actually a brilliant car when you drive it

    • @crazy031089
      @crazy031089 2 года назад

      @@emiratesaviation33 well, go ahead and explain us why this is supposedly good

  • @Croz89
    @Croz89 3 года назад +238

    1:40 auto generated subtitles went a bit Godwin there!

    • @niksv4165
      @niksv4165  3 года назад +39

      Holy crap. RUclips Sus

    • @spaghettiman2.052
      @spaghettiman2.052 3 года назад +21

      @@niksv4165 Sus........... SUS?!?!?!? AMONGUS SUS?!???!??! RED SUS!!!!!! (I want to hang myself after writing this)

    • @kwardozz
      @kwardozz 3 года назад +8

      @@spaghettiman2.052 😐🤨

    • @orenthalgregoriasmudbone7988
      @orenthalgregoriasmudbone7988 3 года назад +26

      Richard "Goebbels" Hammond

    • @Markzilla214
      @Markzilla214 3 года назад +12

      RUclips be kinda based.

  • @kanseidorito6335
    @kanseidorito6335 3 года назад +575

    The video could basically be them review anything French

    • @ThatPetrolPotterHead
      @ThatPetrolPotterHead 3 года назад +32

      Rightfully so

    • @shr2000
      @shr2000 3 года назад +13

      Coming sooner than you think. New gt special is french car based

    • @ThatPetrolPotterHead
      @ThatPetrolPotterHead 3 года назад +2

      @@shr2000 IK

    • @ThatPetrolPotterHead
      @ThatPetrolPotterHead 3 года назад +2

      I Know

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 3 года назад +32

      They sung the praises of Pre-00's Peugeot (before they were just spit & kleenex), and some of Citreon's post-2CV vehicles. Renault rarely gets flak from them either.

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 2 года назад +11

    4:29 "They had the affrontery, the bare-face cheek to call this a 'Super'? I suppose they weren't allowed back then to call it 'Trotskyite Crap'. Maybe that's what the 'TC' version stood for!"

  • @nicholasharshbarger4454
    @nicholasharshbarger4454 2 года назад +10

    The saga of Top Gear vs the Morris Marina Owners Club was one of the funniest things in all of TV.

  • @Hoganply
    @Hoganply 2 года назад +6

    I'm constantly astounded at how frequently I see a Juke on the road, and each time I do I have the same bewildered reaction as I do to seeing a man nail his testicles to the floor.

  • @mxbx307
    @mxbx307 3 года назад +24

    The optional roof-mounted piano was a much coveted extra for the Marina that few could afford, thus not that many came off the BL production lines. Rare examples can fetch an absolute fortune these days.

  • @jensvanwinckel4776
    @jensvanwinckel4776 3 года назад +9

    That piano falling is how they made the ps2 start up sound

  • @brianwong7285
    @brianwong7285 3 года назад +12

    Only positive thing about this compilation: 4 Morris Marinas are on their way to hell, NEVER to come back AGAIN.

  • @nocturnechanson
    @nocturnechanson 3 года назад +11

    When the Juke first hit the market I saw two side by side at a Nissan dealership. One bright green one bright red. I thought 🤔 they kinda look like tree frogs.🐸

  • @scrappydooinalobstercostum4523
    @scrappydooinalobstercostum4523 2 года назад +18

    damn the 2cv and the beetle are some of my favorite cars

  • @Sh4quille0atmeal
    @Sh4quille0atmeal Год назад +3

    My old home town still has a 2012 advert for the Nissan Duke on someone's house

  • @notroll1279
    @notroll1279 3 года назад +62

    I've never driven a Beetle or a 2CV but given the opportunity, I'd be open minded enough to try one.
    They were successful in their days because they were better at providing affordable transport than everything else at the time. And later on, they were well liked because they didn't radiate their drivers' bitterness - which I always found the Renault 4 did.

    • @kennorcott7074
      @kennorcott7074 2 года назад +13

      I’ve driven both and both are great. Ignore the baggage of both and experience them as cars, the beetle is a good to drive and fun car, and decently powerful for the time. the 2CV with its 9 hp isn’t fast, but it’s insanely robust and light. That’s why they picked it for the plane scene

    • @notesl5576
      @notesl5576 2 года назад +9

      The beetle is a very well loved car around thr world, idk why the three dont like it

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 2 года назад

      @@notesl5576 yeah lol

    • @corvetcoyote443
      @corvetcoyote443 2 года назад +2

      I've driven a friend's 62 Beetle and test drove a 74, they are fun to cruise around town in.

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 2 года назад +6

      They're both wonderful cars for their time. They're from another era, but distinctive-looking, dead simple, and eminently reliable. They just run and run and run. I owned a Beetle for years, and if they were still being built, I'd probably buy one.

  • @vanyasphonecollection4074
    @vanyasphonecollection4074 3 года назад +15

    The VW Beetle and the Citroen 2cv are two of my most favorite cars

  • @RiteTheWrongs
    @RiteTheWrongs 2 года назад +8

    I was laughing so hard cause my mum drives a juke, but then I got sad because I’m a hardcore beetle fan.

  • @soulzzplaysgames
    @soulzzplaysgames 3 года назад +10

    Wasn't our fault, a piano fell on it 🤣

  • @shamimazad007
    @shamimazad007 2 года назад +16

    The hatred they have against the Juke is soo genuine and I have a mutual bond with that hate as I despise that car.

  • @jackjack-pi2gp
    @jackjack-pi2gp 2 года назад +118

    The Nissan puke is one of the worst cars ever made after the Fiat Multipla

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 2 года назад +5

      I know
      My stupid and ugly neighbors have one of those

    • @choogle4111
      @choogle4111 2 года назад +6

      glad i'm not the only one who calls it that. That, or the nissan joke..

    • @superdrinkingpepsi
      @superdrinkingpepsi 2 года назад +27

      The Multipla is an actual good car unlike the Juke

    • @authenticbitterleben7434
      @authenticbitterleben7434 2 года назад +7

      The multipla is pretty fine in everything but exterior design

    • @megalith17
      @megalith17 2 года назад +6

      Multipla still better because the interior space

  • @JaidenJimenez86
    @JaidenJimenez86 3 года назад +43

    Hammond's feelings for the Juke is almost exactly how I feel about EVERY CROSSOVER

    • @TheSh4dowgale
      @TheSh4dowgale 3 года назад +1

      Same.

    • @Kevin-mx1vi
      @Kevin-mx1vi 3 года назад +3

      Likewise. They're all designed to be inoffensive rather than actually good at something. I have no idea how anyone could feel good about owning one.

    • @TheSh4dowgale
      @TheSh4dowgale 3 года назад

      @Ameline Starkmanir Crossovers are crap.

    • @michaelusswisconsin6002
      @michaelusswisconsin6002 2 года назад

      They did an episode on SUVs on Grand Tour but the vehicles they chosen were cross overs and they suck. They suck as an off roader and you can’t tow anything.

    • @SaintNyx
      @SaintNyx Год назад

      @@michaelusswisconsin6002 They barely have SUVs in Europe anymore. Range Rover is the only one I can think of, and even that's very questionable at this stage. It's up to the Americans and the Aussies to remind the world what an SUV is.

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 3 года назад +9

    0:35 - why are all golf guys weird?
    -GTI guy

  • @fabulouschild2005
    @fabulouschild2005 3 года назад +18

    It's rare to see the Top Gear (and later Grand Tour) lads agree on anything, but they all agree on what cars are rubbish

  • @monibashraf4058
    @monibashraf4058 Год назад +8

    As a previous Juke owner, their hatred is totally justified!

  • @RudivanGoch
    @RudivanGoch 3 года назад +23

    Suggestion! Every time someone says captain (fill in the blank) Examples: Captain Slow, Captain Pokewash, Captain sense of direction.

    • @theshadowsquadhd215
      @theshadowsquadhd215 3 года назад +2

      I think you mean Pugwash. It’s a reference to a British children’s show filled with sexual innuendos.

    • @RudivanGoch
      @RudivanGoch 3 года назад +1

      @@theshadowsquadhd215 Ahh right XD

  • @TackleTheDog
    @TackleTheDog 2 года назад +4

    “Yes the 2CV doesnt like cross-winds” i dont know why but that killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brown78az499
    @brown78az499 3 года назад +47

    Ah yes the Nissan Juke, the Chrysler PT Cruiser's personal Kohai.

    • @edrawarwickshire3701
      @edrawarwickshire3701 3 года назад +4

      Last one...Pontiac Aztec

    • @kobrakai007
      @kobrakai007 3 года назад +3

      @Ameline Starkmanir lmao, just stop. You're making yourself look like a complete arse. If you like the juke, then fair enough. Just don't go bitching to everyone who slanders it.

    • @ivanbima5877
      @ivanbima5877 3 года назад +4

      @Ameline Starkmanir I'm sorry, mate. You may like the Juke, but i prefer the X3. And i come from a country where lot's of people like Japanese cars. I know that X3 is more expensive than Juke, but at least it's more practical. I already tried Nissan Juke and it's horrible. The back seats are too cramped, the boot/trunk is pathetic, performance is meh, fuel economy isn't special, and the design literally looks like melted 370Z. I can't see anything that makes me consider it's a good car.
      As a daily driver crossover, i'm more interested in Ford Ecosport, Honda HRV/Vezel, Subaru XV or Nissan Kicks

    • @ivanbima5877
      @ivanbima5877 3 года назад +1

      @Ameline Starkmanir I realized about it, mate. Honestly, i'm already guessing you'll bring that point up.

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 2 года назад +3

      @@ivanbima5877 All the SUV sucks more than their owner anyway

  • @michaelkeaton5394
    @michaelkeaton5394 2 года назад +4

    I love how the final clip is just the editor having fun with the score of lord of the ring...

  • @amalon4618
    @amalon4618 3 года назад +19

    Clarkson and May talking about the war compilation

  • @glaidermason6870
    @glaidermason6870 Год назад +6

    4:54 that music tho

  • @berendoldenburger
    @berendoldenburger 3 года назад +13

    Can you make a compilation of them showing us Christmas present ideas in the news segment?

  • @duke1331
    @duke1331 3 года назад +12

    1:42 I think we cal all agree with what Hammond is saying

  • @aidankreltszheim3599
    @aidankreltszheim3599 2 года назад +6

    Richards face at 5:42 is incredible

  • @drvlive2023
    @drvlive2023 3 года назад +8

    The beetle has a villain score track hahaha

  • @klausjackklaus
    @klausjackklaus 2 года назад +3

    Most car people hate the Juke (and I am one of them), but apparently I see them everywhere in suburban neighborhoods here in the Midwest. I think its because people think having AWD Cross-Overs make them feel safe in the winter even though they probably will not know what to do if they get stuck

  • @thpxhemi5848
    @thpxhemi5848 2 года назад +8

    Exactly how I feel about the prius

  • @Sevastous
    @Sevastous Год назад +2

    4:22 My god, that Trotskyite Crap part is gold!

  • @jamesthompson215
    @jamesthompson215 Год назад +10

    The Juke is the worst car I've ever driven. I had one for one morning while doing work experience at a car magazine & it was good driving around London but as soon as I took it onto the motorway (or above 50mph) it rattled and shook like a garden shed in a gale (& it wasn't very windy). When I took it to meet up with some fellow journalists for a shoot, one of them managed to rip out the casing around the gearstick & the handbrake with minimal effort! My Mum & several people I know have turned them down cus they were appalled by how unpractical it is, they'd thought judging by the size of the car it would have more space. Also unlike the Qashqai, I don't see the point in it at all. Its a strange little shit box!!!

    • @BenDover-fo7lg
      @BenDover-fo7lg Год назад +1

      My family once rented a Juke for our vacation. It was abhorrent. The thing is, I'm tall, and as you said, that thing is not spacious, so I was uncomfortable. Not to mention the "trunk"; we were 4 people, and we had 4 suitcases, but the trunk would just fit 2 of them, so we had to put the remaining two in the back seats with us, adding to my discomfort. Talking about the seats, they were not comfortable, you might as well sit on a slab of concrete. Truly appaling that car

  • @kyleholloway3470
    @kyleholloway3470 3 года назад +151

    Every time I see a Juke, I get extremely angry. I want to hurt them. I HATE crossovers, and the Juke is definitely one of the worst offenders.

    • @TheSh4dowgale
      @TheSh4dowgale 3 года назад +6

      @Ameline Starkmanir WAAAAAAA! WAAAAAA!

    • @TheSh4dowgale
      @TheSh4dowgale 3 года назад +6

      @Ameline Starkmanir You're the baby. You have a tantrum when anybody insults the juke.

    • @retardedthomasthetank1059
      @retardedthomasthetank1059 3 года назад +5

      I totally agree with you on that

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 2 года назад +3

      @@The_Harmonics Then what about the Ford Puma ? They ruined everything with it

    • @redmr2na
      @redmr2na 2 года назад +2

      Hello Toyota CH-R

  • @d34dR0d3n7
    @d34dR0d3n7 3 года назад +10

    Never experienced a Nissan Juke, but do drive a Rogue (not by choice, long story) which seems like the spiritual successor.
    It's...not bad, but not great. 0-60 is garbage, ton of road noise. Otherwise, that opinion may change next time I finally decide to switch it to sport mode for going through Houston on I-10. Hasn't been any reason to, but it maybe more fun and can let me dance around lanes/slow drivers easier. A sub-suv in even having a "sport" mode just seems...almost wrong.
    For nobody that cares: my two favorite cars I've ever owned/driven: 2) '87 Ford Thunderbird. My first car. Wonderful noise, nice body, power (for what was left and me learning), and a total refusal to be driven. Proper muscle, had a lot of fun with it on dirt backroads. 1) '91 Civic (hatch) DX. Just sold it a few years ago because didn't have money for all the repairs it needed, but GODS did I love that little thing. Still had a good 0-60 (for its age. Think last clocked it at 13something).
    [for those in EU/UK] Small cars aren't that common here in America, so that thing was so fun to drive. My Mom had to drive it about for about 10mi of highway and when she got out, she said "I think I shit myself about three times! That's like taking a go-cart on the highway, but able to go at everyone else's speed. I...might actually like driving now!"

  • @clusterofreds6705
    @clusterofreds6705 3 года назад

    Brilliant idea! The Morris Marina should have a compilation of its own!

  • @KSE828
    @KSE828 2 года назад +34

    I don’t understand how you can hate the OG Beetle.

    • @tomfoolery597
      @tomfoolery597 2 года назад +9

      They went too far with that

    • @alphatrion100
      @alphatrion100 2 года назад +2

      And the 2CV

    • @alphatrion100
      @alphatrion100 2 года назад +5

      Because they are british and the beetle was a Nazi car

    • @PG-20
      @PG-20 Год назад

      Well the beetle was a Nazi car

  • @erander7879
    @erander7879 3 года назад +8

    "Anyone who breaks down would need to continue jounrye with the beetle"
    *horror movie music sounds*

  • @goncalocs5
    @goncalocs5 3 года назад +22

    You could a compilation of Hammond saying: "Leave it, leave it". Please, that would be awesome.

  • @mbbarnes80
    @mbbarnes80 3 года назад +2

    Is it me or is that clip of the blue marina being squashed by a piano still funny as hell

  • @joelikespotatoes8321
    @joelikespotatoes8321 3 года назад +3

    They need a special were its all of them packed into a Nissan juke

  • @goforgold7082
    @goforgold7082 2 года назад +3

    My choice for ugly would be the Fiat Multiplas and the Chrysler PT Cruiser although I actually appreciated it as it looked so different from any other mass produced cars

  • @justcolday
    @justcolday Год назад +2

    I love how the most of cars, they hates, its a compact crossovers

  • @charleswoertendyke5052
    @charleswoertendyke5052 3 года назад

    In all my years of loving this show this video is the first time I have ever seen them in the car together

  • @AstralDragoon
    @AstralDragoon 2 года назад

    That blast of dramatic music when the Beetle appeared had me in stitches.

  • @baronvonjo1929
    @baronvonjo1929 2 года назад +7

    The car I loathe the most is the last gen Ford fiesta sedan.
    Also the new BMWs look awful.
    I genuinely think the Juke look better than a lot of new BMW designs.

  • @marianoamaya3351
    @marianoamaya3351 2 года назад +3

    "the nissan juke makes me wanna puke"
    - Jeremy Clarkson

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 2 года назад

    Kinda funny to start the compilation with all the clips bashing a car you own. :P

  • @meznivfinish6739
    @meznivfinish6739 Год назад +1

    while being a superfan of this guys and my mom having a nissan juke, it’s kinda great to experience.

  • @radiationking9875
    @radiationking9875 3 года назад +4

    I absolutely love top gear. Can't get enough of it. (The old ones I mean) However the morris marina is decent car, it may not be fast or glamorous but there's something about it. A marina/Ital pickup would be perfect for me or a van

  • @abdulmajed5679
    @abdulmajed5679 2 года назад +3

    My dad once rented out a juke and dear it had soo uncomfortable in the rear. Even the doors were inconvenient to open.

  • @blackswan7568
    @blackswan7568 9 месяцев назад +1

    If Walter White was British, he would've driven a Nissan Juke. It really is the spiritual successor to the Pontiac Aztek.

  • @paul0596
    @paul0596 Год назад

    Oh this video is pure bliss. I was hating on this car ever since I first saw it. I wonder why no one other than me had the idea to name it nissan joke instead of nissan juke tho

  • @ljsrailwayvideos2370
    @ljsrailwayvideos2370 3 года назад +5

    Alternative title: Clarkson, May & Hammond hate the Nissan Juke

    • @ljsrailwayvideos2370
      @ljsrailwayvideos2370 3 года назад +2

      @Ameline Starkmanir yes, but most the video is about the juke

    • @TheSh4dowgale
      @TheSh4dowgale 3 года назад +1

      @Ameline Starkmanir It's hated on because it's dogshit.

  • @aarongillanders7336
    @aarongillanders7336 3 года назад +4

    Was waiting for Jeremy to say the Vauxhall Vectra.

  • @showproja
    @showproja Год назад +1

    The Juke is a Porsche when compared to the Pontiac Aztek. I saw one painted in school bus yellow one time and it made me so mad I wanted to fight the guy driving it!

  • @Majima_Nowhere
    @Majima_Nowhere 2 года назад +2

    I don't know what's worse: the fact that the Juke exists, or the fact that the Nismo Juke exists.

  • @jazzman1626
    @jazzman1626 3 года назад +8

    The Nissan Juke looks like a kit car that the designer started but when he went for a break, his dog finished the drawing.

    • @jazzman1626
      @jazzman1626 3 года назад +5

      @Ameline Starkmanir
      Ooooh yes it does!

    • @jazzman1626
      @jazzman1626 3 года назад +2

      @Ameline Starkmanir
      I just agree with Clarkson, May and Hammond that it’s an ugly looking car.

    • @ivanbima5877
      @ivanbima5877 3 года назад +1

      @Ameline Starkmanir I just remind you, okay. Some of those Nismo's are focused on aesthetics, rather than performance. Just like how Toyota put TRD Sportivo on some of their cars. Even if there are some upgrades, they might only tune the ECU & Suspension slightly + added bodykit = called it a day. So i'm not so sure if they are "Killing Machine". I only agree if you say that to 350Z/370Z Nismo & GTR Nismo

    • @TheSh4dowgale
      @TheSh4dowgale 3 года назад +1

      @Ameline Starkmanir It does, though.

  • @EddieFly00
    @EddieFly00 3 года назад +22

    1:59 Me when I see an Eclipse Cross.

    • @lonlo
      @lonlo 3 года назад +3

      me when I see Mustang Mach-E 🌚

    • @FantasticTables
      @FantasticTables 3 года назад +2

      Me when I see a bronco sport

    • @zaynkhan136
      @zaynkhan136 3 года назад +2

      @@FantasticTables hey the bronco sport isn’t that bad

    • @EddieFly00
      @EddieFly00 3 года назад +2

      @@zaynkhan136 it’s just an escape chassis with a different body. That’s why people don’t like it.

  • @DreadEnder
    @DreadEnder 3 года назад +1

    That guy at the start was either a superhero loving man child or amelia airheart

  • @garryx215
    @garryx215 Год назад +2

    5:34
    *Subtitles on*
    "I hate the 2CV I absolutley love it"