Introducing Duolingo Push

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @ralfantino2291
    @ralfantino2291 4 года назад +18127

    “They broke their streaks so I broke their knees”

    • @bt21forever54
      @bt21forever54 4 года назад +700

      LEARN THAI OR GO BYE BYE

    • @teehee5700
      @teehee5700 4 года назад +119

      Techno Blade I FUCKING LOVE THIS LMAOO

    • @josan3331
      @josan3331 4 года назад +365

      "They skipped their lessons so I skipped their funerals"

    • @4ltrz555
      @4ltrz555 4 года назад +11

      @@bt21forever54 COLLEGE SUCKS

    • @penplease3602
      @penplease3602 4 года назад +132

      “To give you a subtle reminder”
      *Stares through the window and is behind you*

  • @zxbyz4170
    @zxbyz4170 4 года назад +8833

    “Passive aggressive duo”
    *SPANISH OR VANISH*

  • @DolanDark
    @DolanDark 5 лет назад +50130

    Definitely the best April Fool's meme by a company this year

    • @pizzagotburnt2183
      @pizzagotburnt2183 5 лет назад +297

      yos

    • @Zodchi
      @Zodchi 5 лет назад +180

      Papi

    • @kimjoa1097
      @kimjoa1097 5 лет назад +84

      Yep

    • @ownidgepownidge
      @ownidgepownidge 5 лет назад +644

      How is an app to learn languages way more in touch with their users than an entire entertainment platform based on the fact that the people you encounter are just like you that you can relate to

    • @moki.ie3
      @moki.ie3 5 лет назад +37

      What’s up daddy

  • @mateojuega
    @mateojuega Год назад +1139

    Duolingo day 1:🙂
    Duolingo day 2:😐
    Duolingo day 3: 💀

  • @taran2910
    @taran2910 4 года назад +2567

    Imagine seeing that duolingo in a hospital corridor with a flickering light above its head..

    • @neezduts69420
      @neezduts69420 4 года назад +26

      Nobody escapes duo

    • @budgetbrick5124
      @budgetbrick5124 4 года назад +39

      And all he says is
      "You miss your Spanish lesson joe"

    • @ubkeosb3471
      @ubkeosb3471 4 года назад +5

      Then he would say jack its french time

    • @starwarsfanstation403
      @starwarsfanstation403 4 года назад +4

      YoFishTanker “Take your Spanish lesson or else you vanish.”

    • @Nxmkil_
      @Nxmkil_ 4 года назад +1

      oh hell nah

  • @messemer321
    @messemer321 4 года назад +1223

    “They broke their streak, so I cut off their cheek.”
    -Duo

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 лет назад +4839

    You forget a Duolingo lesson
    *Duolingo forgets to feed your family*

    • @noplesnono9656
      @noplesnono9656 5 лет назад +44

      Nah he feeds your family...
      With *poison*

    • @boxedi1874
      @boxedi1874 5 лет назад +9

      Man I love your channel

    • @detox5610
      @detox5610 5 лет назад +6

      Dude i know that face from somewhere

    • @poopiebuttfartt
      @poopiebuttfartt 5 лет назад +4

      @@detox5610 search ' this man is in Ur dream' you'll know the story

    • @josefdrapak1889
      @josefdrapak1889 5 лет назад

      Why are you here

  • @justinlohrer4286
    @justinlohrer4286 11 месяцев назад +1354

    I love how self aware this company is

  • @isaakichoi9251
    @isaakichoi9251 5 лет назад +677

    A subtle reminder
    Duo: remember I have your family

  • @lotisb
    @lotisb 5 лет назад +5032

    "It's simple, Spanish or vanish."
    -- Duolingo owl

    • @DaveyIsReal
      @DaveyIsReal 5 лет назад +16

      Well that’s how it goes.

    • @kmac291
      @kmac291 5 лет назад +19

      IT’S AN OWL!?

    • @zocata838
      @zocata838 5 лет назад +6

      Hehe
      Ya lo aprendí ^__^
      No me puede hacer nada

    • @dr.4wins646
      @dr.4wins646 5 лет назад +5

      So overused

    • @zocata838
      @zocata838 5 лет назад +2

      @Dr. 4Wins
      It is

  • @a-random._account1
    @a-random._account1 Год назад +1222

    Just got my passive aggressive duo! It really helps me to get my language lessons done on time! Thank you Duolingo for this, it’s truly very helpful! (please give my family back im begging you)

  • @Feinum-1923
    @Feinum-1923 4 года назад +2682

    “ That’s why we’re excited to launch a brand new feature: Duolingo Push” says the girl whom her family has been kidnapped

    • @weirdbf
      @weirdbf 4 года назад +24

      I was hearing it as I was reading this

    • @mightypurplelicious3209
      @mightypurplelicious3209 4 года назад +12

      She looked into the camera with eyes of desperation. *if only she knew Morse code or some sort of telepathy to ask for help*

    • @lucentdagoat
      @lucentdagoat 4 года назад +3

      How are people still coming back to this

    • @Hdjhsjdhhshu
      @Hdjhsjdhhshu 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @tortilla6960
      @tortilla6960 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @cheeseposted267yearsago6
    @cheeseposted267yearsago6 5 лет назад +778

    “They broke their streak, SO I BROKE THEIR LEGS”
    -Duolingo 2019

  • @aleksrudd5336
    @aleksrudd5336 5 лет назад +8689

    this is the peak of comedy

  • @Daniel20.9-abrac
    @Daniel20.9-abrac 7 месяцев назад +1042

    Duo 2019 - A Helper
    Duo 2021 - A KIDNAPPER
    Duo 2024 - A KILLER

    • @Huston5180
      @Huston5180 7 месяцев назад +1

      How is this still getting so many likes

    • @decract
      @decract 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Huston5180cause it's fact

    • @EightHades
      @EightHades 7 месяцев назад +2

      don't forget the cannibalism

    • @EdvardTheGreat
      @EdvardTheGreat 7 месяцев назад

      Duo has had enough

    • @jonatuber
      @jonatuber 7 месяцев назад +7

      Duo 2026 - A WARCRIMINAL

  • @hieronymuth
    @hieronymuth 5 лет назад +11614

    *_when you realize that the actual company made this_*

    • @bobdoodlesmerf7004
      @bobdoodlesmerf7004 5 лет назад +372

      sprite cranberry ikr I completely thought this was a meme

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 лет назад +217

      Wait... This isnt a joke m

    • @kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871
      @kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871 5 лет назад +182

      Oh shit, duo got to them before they could finish making their comment!

    • @dive.cats-
      @dive.cats- 5 лет назад +36

      Phantom Aviator it launched on april 1st so im guessing its real

    • @Amity2017
      @Amity2017 5 лет назад +17

      sprite cranberry AH I thought it was a joke!! No way! This must be an interesting job for these people...They sure this isn’t an April fools joke? I’m sure I looked in the description and the product was there, but I just can’t believe something like this exists 🤣 😂 well, nice 👍 ya guys are eager. The apps free so I guess their trying ways to earn money and be helpful to their customers if you get what I mean 👍 😂 😆 👍

  • @wotintarnation8388
    @wotintarnation8388 5 лет назад +4412

    You have truely embraced the meme. I don't care that it's April 1st.

    • @jhenwiener9725
      @jhenwiener9725 5 лет назад +83

      Yeah right now it's the end but this comment was made on the 1st

    • @jhenwiener9725
      @jhenwiener9725 5 лет назад +49

      I guess r/woooosh me then

    • @FreshScept
      @FreshScept 5 лет назад +41

      Druhrfe Hadishia I’m so confused lmao he wrote it on April 1st and have you heard of the past? Yea it’s really cool

    • @wotintarnation8388
      @wotintarnation8388 5 лет назад +7

      @Druhrfe Hadishia It was dated anyway. You should not get into this drama because of a old comment. IT WAS A PART OF THE JOKE.

    • @jhenwiener9725
      @jhenwiener9725 5 лет назад +6

      Is no one noticing that I said "yeah right now is the end" on my comment (I had no idea I wrote that mabye duolingo dark magic or something)

  • @zeskgames7510
    @zeskgames7510 5 лет назад +3900

    Hey, other companies? This is how you embrace a meme without looking cringy

    • @metoliusaerospaceengineeri6863
      @metoliusaerospaceengineeri6863 5 лет назад +36

      ZeskGames yes

    • @kookiemonster5040
      @kookiemonster5040 5 лет назад +99

      Yes please tell them! This was executed FLAWLESSLY

    • @fanatic124
      @fanatic124 5 лет назад +18

      It would've been better if they gave him a bloodied knife

    • @kookiemonster5040
      @kookiemonster5040 5 лет назад +61

      Are you serious, mate? True he should’ve been holding a gun at the end instead of a phone but I think they’re tryna keep it PG

    • @3gyxijv3jqaheb
      @3gyxijv3jqaheb 5 лет назад +19

      I wanted him to push the people

  • @zeekrrr-.-
    @zeekrrr-.- 7 месяцев назад +196

    who here after they released duolingo on ice 💀

  • @theultijim
    @theultijim 5 лет назад +14934

    I love it when companies know they're memes and they embrace it

    • @iliaslef
      @iliaslef 5 лет назад +595

      It's free advertisment

    • @jkslvly
      @jkslvly 5 лет назад +1008

      Its not a meme, that owl kidnapped my family

    • @kuriakosejim8696
      @kuriakosejim8696 5 лет назад +393

      I just got a notification that i forgot my Spanish lesson and that the owl will be picking up my son from school
      Help!

    • @RubenKuch
      @RubenKuch 5 лет назад +198

      this is kinda a good meme because they know what there doing but other companys like wendys etc. they just make commercials and think it will be funny. but doulingo makes good ones. Me: is that ok doulingo? Doulingo:NOW SAY IT IN SPANISH!!!!!!!!

    • @deceptioncxv6385
      @deceptioncxv6385 5 лет назад +113

      It's all a meme until the monster they created kidnaps the CEO's family.

  • @hathienantruong4148
    @hathienantruong4148 4 года назад +1869

    If you look closer at her eyes you could see she is sending an “SOS” morse code

    • @lmilz
      @lmilz 4 года назад +61

      @Dark Vador every. single. time.

    • @TjtheSquishyLegomanic
      @TjtheSquishyLegomanic 4 года назад +13

      Actually she's not but good try

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 4 года назад +75

      @@TjtheSquishyLegomanic
      Actually this was a joke but good try

    • @DannyDoesStuff
      @DannyDoesStuff 4 года назад +16

      @@TjtheSquishyLegomanic you must be fun at parties

    • @LuisTorres-zm2xd
      @LuisTorres-zm2xd 4 года назад +3

      Dark Vador wooosh

  • @ciy3574
    @ciy3574 4 года назад +2029

    Nobody:
    Duolingo: Learn Spanish or your loved ones will vanish

    • @furyleferret2288
      @furyleferret2288 4 года назад +48

      Spanish or Vanish

    • @thatrandomfander6425
      @thatrandomfander6425 4 года назад +6

      In June
      Duolingo: showing off all the colors he can change into and black this is why I don’t sleep with the lights out

    • @PapitasFrias
      @PapitasFrias 4 года назад +6

      @@furyleferret2288 *E S P A Ñ O L*

    • @hilvystewy7298
      @hilvystewy7298 4 года назад +2

      Who would even want to learn Spanish?

    • @sadcreamyturtle5331
      @sadcreamyturtle5331 4 года назад

      CiY3 Or do the Danish and you will Vanish

  • @RandomGachaEnjoyer
    @RandomGachaEnjoyer Год назад +258

    This encouraged me to dress up as the Duolingo mascot for Halloween

    • @liad0x
      @liad0x Год назад +17

      Evil.

  • @EpiCuber7
    @EpiCuber7 5 лет назад +2991

    The real April Fools joke is that this is real and we all are automatically subscribed to the basic plan

    • @SabreVDM
      @SabreVDM 5 лет назад +115

      The payment plan here is for getting your family back.

    • @ggkproductions1632
      @ggkproductions1632 5 лет назад +27

      If you download duolingo, you've already f*cked up.

    • @ahmir5798
      @ahmir5798 5 лет назад +29

      Me: * misses a lesson *
      Duo: *BREATHES HEAVILY IN SPANISH*

    • @flarearrowwood
      @flarearrowwood 4 года назад +3

      I haven't practiced in a couple months
      O h n o

    • @wesammoh3682
      @wesammoh3682 4 года назад +6

      I got a notification
      Oh shit it from duo “Spanish or vanish I locked your parents on the top floor”

  • @cdo112
    @cdo112 4 года назад +6862

    “Learn Spanish or your family will vanish” - Duolingo bird

    • @Hujairan16
      @Hujairan16 4 года назад +7

      @Justin Rodriguez lol its not its in roblox memes it says Spanish or vanish so its copied comment

    • @Justheretostalkbro
      @Justheretostalkbro 4 года назад +29

      I’m glad you understand sarcasm:)

    • @Ulookedcompany
      @Ulookedcompany 4 года назад +4

      Spanish or vanish

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 года назад +2

      @@Hujairan16 who asked?

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 года назад +5

      @@Hujairan16 was the joke copyrighted?

  • @onionsmc5557
    @onionsmc5557 5 лет назад +14707

    So they turned the meme into a real thing. This is how you know it’s a good company. I want this app now but I would also want to keep my family

  • @RooDogGaming1234
    @RooDogGaming1234 Год назад +61

    And that’s why when I’m too tired to do Duolingo, I keep a security guard armed with a shotgun nearby.

    • @liamcluett6203
      @liamcluett6203 6 месяцев назад +4

      Security guard? Or security
      *bird*

  • @jackmitchum2043
    @jackmitchum2043 5 лет назад +42652

    My mom went missing and I'm scared because I have to do a 100 day streak to get her back.

    • @mantis2091
      @mantis2091 5 лет назад +1883

      Jack Mitchum Duo would like to tell you: you forgot your lesson so I guess I’ll forget to feed your family

    • @ryanthered2060
      @ryanthered2060 5 лет назад +359

      We all need to rise up and kill that bird

    • @penutbuter2
      @penutbuter2 5 лет назад +266

      Ryan Thurston if everyone did their lessons we’d be fine

    • @ryanthered2060
      @ryanthered2060 5 лет назад +78

      @@penutbuter2 we need to repel for are loved one's our families we will find a bird and kill it most importantly we all need to work together for this crisis

    • @ryanthered2060
      @ryanthered2060 5 лет назад +21

      Through this crisis

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully 4 года назад +1919

    Legal Disclaimer: Duolingo is not responsible for any injury, kidnapping or death that Duo the Owl did. If a kidnapping does occur, please contact the emergency services by dialling the number given to you by the authorities.

    • @TaeringYT
      @TaeringYT 4 года назад +11

      What if the authorities didn't give me a dialling number?

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully 4 года назад +6

      @@TaeringYT Report Duo to your nearest police station / police officer

    • @Nxmkil_
      @Nxmkil_ 4 года назад +7

      I mean, I saw duo do-, uhh j-j n-never mind, he-he wasn't d-doing anything, HE WAS-mmusdhzghbYsbdegwabfys

    • @Blarnix
      @Blarnix 4 года назад +4

      if Duo would become violent, please repeat Christian phrases until you see a bright light:

    • @sciblastofficial9833
      @sciblastofficial9833 4 года назад +5

      After calling this number, please realize that there is no way to ever stop Duo the Owl. Ever. Police are useless. Just complete your lessons. Alright. Please stop holding me at gunpoint. Duo, please!

  • @lourdesselibio4013
    @lourdesselibio4013 3 года назад +3046

    “Such as...
    Encouraging duo,
    Disappointed duo,
    *P A S S I V E A G R E S S I V E D U O.”*
    edit: HOLY SHEET THIS BLEW UP QUICK

    • @mrloleno
      @mrloleno 3 года назад +173

      Its simple. Spanish or vanish

    • @vaniljLeo
      @vaniljLeo 3 года назад +62

      then what the *hell* is agressive duo
      *ANSWER ME*

    • @duo698
      @duo698 3 года назад +20

      @@vaniljLeopassive aggressive means people saying stuff like: "yeah, u can do this if u wanna, but you don't have to, it'll just be better if you could tho, but you don't have to." It's like the opposite on encouraging duo

    • @vaniljLeo
      @vaniljLeo 3 года назад +11

      @@duo698 uh, i know what passive agressive means, i just made *an internet funny haha* moment

    • @aidendoesstuff185
      @aidendoesstuff185 3 года назад +11

      @@vaniljLeo aggressive duo is just he pushes you

  • @Lepro2526
    @Lepro2526 7 месяцев назад +13

    "Duolingo is not real, he can not hurt you"
    Duolingo:

  • @fajel172
    @fajel172 5 лет назад +4148

    -I fear no man, but that thing it *scares* me

    • @nursik-
      @nursik- 5 лет назад +32

      We've got a JoJo reference in this comment section and now TF2

    • @codyhernandez791
      @codyhernandez791 5 лет назад +15

      Oh no you ain’t a bout that freak... wait is he here!?

    • @kalebreis4255
      @kalebreis4255 5 лет назад +17

      Wow. A real *Mann* of culture.

    • @Whoohoonutty2020
      @Whoohoonutty2020 5 лет назад +8

      Wait until Trilingo

    • @VankhV93
      @VankhV93 5 лет назад +2

      Fat man, please, this is getting awkward!

  • @alexthebomb9763
    @alexthebomb9763 5 лет назад +9960

    Don't be fooled
    The knife is inside the costume
    Edit: Thank you guys for the likes!

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 5 лет назад +828

    When you realize this wasn’t posted on April first.

    • @pencil2680
      @pencil2680 5 лет назад +16

      .....

    • @arthurblains8344
      @arthurblains8344 5 лет назад +7

      Lol

    • @ismaelvideos8293
      @ismaelvideos8293 5 лет назад +5

      Calthecool oh god

    • @chrisis1993
      @chrisis1993 5 лет назад +7

      Maybe it's a time zone thing.. dst.. ANYTHING OH GOD PLEASE JUST LET IT BE A JOKE 😨

    • @hoogis
      @hoogis 5 лет назад +4

      It says "Try our new feature on April 1st"
      Edit: ITS NOT A JOKE. Its $25-$100 a month depending on what duo personality you pick

  • @insertjokehere9064
    @insertjokehere9064 7 месяцев назад +58

    "uh there's an owl outside"
    _lesson sound efffects_

  • @strueemagee6104
    @strueemagee6104 3 года назад +1039

    “It’s simple, Croatian or suffocation”

    • @lo_tap2040
      @lo_tap2040 3 года назад +6

      Quality Vlad

    • @Vsauce_1994
      @Vsauce_1994 3 года назад +10

      @Jose Barrera "Svemirska svemira" ... what ? Universal universes????

    • @ordukargath2844
      @ordukargath2844 3 года назад +1

      Imalo bi više smisla sa svemirskim brodovima nego sa "svemirskim svemirima".

    • @JulianSanchez-ev2cd
      @JulianSanchez-ev2cd 3 года назад +2

      Spanish or vanish

    • @chryosolite9397
      @chryosolite9397 3 года назад

      W H E E Z E

  • @I-Am-Ra
    @I-Am-Ra 5 лет назад +22521

    I love that you guys can take the piss out of yourselves and still be such a great and well respected company.

    • @aceofspades2924
      @aceofspades2924 5 лет назад +2582

      The bird held you at gunpoint I can tell

    • @notreal5826
      @notreal5826 5 лет назад +644

      @@aceofspades2924 it has begun

    • @comradeweeble5317
      @comradeweeble5317 5 лет назад +669

      Its easy to tell he kidnapped your family and had you set up in some sort of death trap to make you say this if you wanted to live

    • @zwardz8179
      @zwardz8179 5 лет назад +64

      @@aceofspades2924 XD

    • @samar3673
      @samar3673 5 лет назад +226

      Ace 707 you mean: “Puedo notar que el pájaro te ha capturado a punta de pistola” right? (Please, I just want to see my family again)

  • @jacksonns333
    @jacksonns333 5 лет назад +714

    I thought the title said “Introducing Duolingo Plush” and now i’m kind of disappointed that it didn’t say that

    • @maskaroni9848
      @maskaroni9848 5 лет назад +18

      That’s why I clicked it...

    • @anyahall1100
      @anyahall1100 5 лет назад +10

      i thought the exact same thing i was sad when it wasn't

    • @delia2988
      @delia2988 5 лет назад +3

      MASKS 03 me too

    • @elenakk9125
      @elenakk9125 5 лет назад +7

      Very Gay Boi omg what if you got a free duo plush when you finish learning a language? maybe in the color of the country's flag?

    • @sophiekouhai
      @sophiekouhai 5 лет назад +4

      I thought it was a big plush like the thumbnail shows.

  • @ord3r781
    @ord3r781 11 месяцев назад +19

    If everyone has a Duolingo reminder, this implies that half the population is just Duo

  • @fornaxian
    @fornaxian 5 лет назад +26039

    Duo: "They broke their streaks so I broke their legs."

  • @nabeel8633
    @nabeel8633 5 лет назад +490

    Now you can choose between:
    • encouraging duo
    • disappointed duo
    • and my favourite, passive-aggressive duo

    • @Director_Eos
      @Director_Eos 5 лет назад +28

      They forgot kidnap your family Duo

    • @nabeel8633
      @nabeel8633 5 лет назад +2

      Aye

    • @nabeel8633
      @nabeel8633 5 лет назад +2

      Isaiah Sonnenberg aye

    • @sleephead00
      @sleephead00 5 лет назад

      @@Director_Eos i would want a gamer duo

    • @mellow9700
      @mellow9700 5 лет назад

      But they all take your family away

  • @Catinasuit3
    @Catinasuit3 3 года назад +832

    “Learn more Japanese or say goodbye to your knees.”
    -Duo.

  • @blank4700
    @blank4700 11 месяцев назад +5

    "to give you a 'subtle' reminder"
    *neanwhile, the 7 foot Duo staring at me outside my window:

  • @chirag8910
    @chirag8910 5 лет назад +10523

    Please Duo I’ll learn Spanish just please leave my family alone

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 5 лет назад +178

      ¡Estudia o morirán!

    • @SepticFuddy
      @SepticFuddy 5 лет назад +63

      ¡Los rehenes estan hambrientos y no voy a alimentarlos hasta lo haces!

    • @ARandomUser27
      @ARandomUser27 5 лет назад +211

      Oh nose he's wearing airpods you can't hear him oh no

    • @urmom8553
      @urmom8553 5 лет назад +10

      Yo no comprendo espanol

    • @derjon5
      @derjon5 5 лет назад +38

      It's too late...

  • @BijanIzadi
    @BijanIzadi 4 года назад +13886

    Duo: “I’ll let you call the police... if you can do it in french”

  • @LcveFool
    @LcveFool 3 года назад +10882

    5 stars! Not only did it push me to learn a new language but also pushed my family off a cliff in order to motivate me.

  • @Venusonpawzzzz
    @Venusonpawzzzz 2 месяца назад +3

    THE MASCOT I CANT😭

  • @tildawoof7
    @tildawoof7 4 года назад +2657

    This was created on March 31, they aren’t joking.
    Sorry for the people in different time zones and this is a joke I know it’s not real

    • @MTRHayHay
      @MTRHayHay 4 года назад +99

      Miya Saki Sorry to break it to ya but that comment was a joke

    • @LawsCrown
      @LawsCrown 4 года назад +6

      A B A no

    • @bombs_gta
      @bombs_gta 4 года назад +4

      @@silly1011_ you didnt even use it properly so pipe down 5 year old

    • @hachi5408
      @hachi5408 4 года назад +10

      Well in Australia it's said it's published on April 1st. The only problem is that we are a lie

    • @main3240
      @main3240 4 года назад +3

      @@silly1011_ this is not reddit

  • @teasis352
    @teasis352 5 лет назад +797

    *You missed 2 days of Spanish*
    *Which 2 family members will you keep.*

    • @AnthonyTurcios
      @AnthonyTurcios 5 лет назад +3

      Tea sis broool to funny😂😭🤣🤣😭😂🤣😭😂

    • @applechip6748
      @applechip6748 5 лет назад +8

      HA! I ONLY HAVE TWO FAMILY MEMBERS!

    • @cubejsb6684
      @cubejsb6684 5 лет назад +17

      @@applechip6748 *Then you don't GET to choose*

  • @vibinghamster5791
    @vibinghamster5791 5 лет назад +14674

    I edited the comment so the replies dont make sense
    gl figuring the real comment out though

  • @deadwhale148
    @deadwhale148 5 лет назад +12810

    I can’t tell if this is real or fake
    I’m scared

    • @sweetgemini6217
      @sweetgemini6217 5 лет назад +219

      Same :(

    • @TheJuggins
      @TheJuggins 5 лет назад +481

      Diseased Whale me too I DIDNT DO MY SPANISH LESSON HELP HE IS HERE

    • @rubyeyeball8491
      @rubyeyeball8491 5 лет назад +296

      Wolfee Storm *RUN, IT HAPPENED TO BE A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE JUST RUN- wait ono he’s back. hE PLANTED A BOMB OH GOD*

    • @kolyuri
      @kolyuri 5 лет назад +69

      Diseased Whale OMG THIS IS ACTUALLY A THING

    • @albertstuff8624
      @albertstuff8624 5 лет назад +50

      It’s real you can sign up for it

  • @Yallareonsmth
    @Yallareonsmth 5 месяцев назад +3

    Honestly 5 years later and I still love this so much

  • @Zweshi_x
    @Zweshi_x 4 года назад +2608

    Nobody:
    Duolingo: French or you get the wrench

    • @derpythanos2613
      @derpythanos2613 4 года назад +6

      Lol same

    • @fbivan2372
      @fbivan2372 4 года назад +17

      dERPYtHANOS how is it ‘same’

    • @disuseful7144
      @disuseful7144 4 года назад +21

      French or the trench.

    • @benleith2520
      @benleith2520 4 года назад +29

      Spanish or vanish

    • @Syn.
      @Syn. 4 года назад +17

      Latin or get the batting

  • @weinerlord
    @weinerlord 3 года назад +6461

    "Hiragana and Katakana before you get slashed in half with my katana."
    -Duolingo

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 года назад +287

      Me, holding a Daisho sword: "Not today, Satan!"

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 3 года назад +129

      @@MariOmor1 3, 2, 1 FIGHT!

    • @sofiavocaloid7571
      @sofiavocaloid7571 3 года назад +13

      @@bleepblock2177 whama goonday

    • @icinabuni645
      @icinabuni645 3 года назад +4

      i wish

    • @restoul1
      @restoul1 3 года назад +67

      @@MariOmor1 Duolingo with a wrench: "Its simple, French or wrench."

  • @Saavokken
    @Saavokken 5 лет назад +1600

    me: learns Spanish
    Doulingo: *no, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game.*

    • @Usith
      @Usith 5 лет назад +1

      Krakenade smash reference

    • @llolamitchell
      @llolamitchell 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @gooseofwar5711
      @gooseofwar5711 5 лет назад

      Yoyo or Megamind

    • @xPhoenizx
      @xPhoenizx 5 лет назад

      Krakenade he might come into my house because I just bought it a couple of weeks ago and lost my streak 😭😂

    • @Saavokken
      @Saavokken 5 лет назад +1

      @@xPhoenizx run

  • @AwexPostingXD
    @AwexPostingXD 21 день назад +2

    The previous desing of Duolingo is scary ._.

  • @Tag_the_3RD
    @Tag_the_3RD 5 лет назад +6750

    Deaf people:
    Duolingo: beg for your life in subtitles

  • @NewAthanatov
    @NewAthanatov 5 лет назад +1692

    Actually probably one of the most effective advertisements ever, even though it's an april fools joke

  • @pmgvictor4625
    @pmgvictor4625 3 года назад +10983

    1:40 That isn't Duolingo's hand. That's the hand of someone who didn't practice their Spanish lessons and missed their streak.

    • @taylaa8305
      @taylaa8305 3 года назад +895

      he ate them...

    • @tiredofallthiscrap
      @tiredofallthiscrap 3 года назад +137

      I can make my body dissapear

    • @fabry_0122
      @fabry_0122 3 года назад +237

      Its simple. Italian, or fall into the Grand Canyon.

    • @pmgvictor4625
      @pmgvictor4625 3 года назад +49

      @@fabry_0122 Bit of a stretch but I'll give it to ya.

    • @sovietrussia5676
      @sovietrussia5676 3 года назад +10

      Oh yeah!

  • @dhruvchoudhrie7606
    @dhruvchoudhrie7606 Месяц назад +2

    That owl better not break my knees

  • @fornaxian
    @fornaxian 5 лет назад +21419

    Me: *breaks streak*
    Duo: *loads shotgun with Spanish intent*

  • @Denyahdraws
    @Denyahdraws 5 лет назад +559

    “Passive aggressive duo!”
    And we never saw that man again

    • @furjaden8553
      @furjaden8553 5 лет назад +8

      Your mistaken for the "aggressive aggressive" mode

    • @gungindra7916
      @gungindra7916 5 лет назад +3

      Rip indian lookin man

  • @titball1549
    @titball1549 5 лет назад +604

    “If you end your streak, I’ll end your life”
    -Duo

  • @chebryan
    @chebryan Год назад +2

    After this advertisement I swore my power turned off, and now I can’t seem to find my mo-

    • @Doyel_05
      @Doyel_05 3 месяца назад

      lol,....that cutoff in the sentence

  • @thatonedamncommenter885
    @thatonedamncommenter885 5 лет назад +720

    Duolingo is like my wife, Karen. They both took my family away from me.

  • @KitKat78000
    @KitKat78000 5 лет назад +4818

    Is this actually an official duolingo video? Have they gained sentience?

    • @duolingo
      @duolingo  5 лет назад +1695

      Yes

    • @apersonontheinternet7607
      @apersonontheinternet7607 5 лет назад +1131

      @@duolingo great, but can you free my family please, i already completed a 40 day streak

    • @hugovazquez7533
      @hugovazquez7533 5 лет назад +377

      @@duolingo I know what you did to JFK

    • @changabob5393
      @changabob5393 5 лет назад +54

      hey look, Sempai noticed you.

    • @pokemasterx4244
      @pokemasterx4244 4 года назад +9

      @Jasee she has 4 subscribers I call bs

  • @jeck0_0.
    @jeck0_0. 5 лет назад +709

    Can anyone tell Duo to leave my family? I've been studying Spanish for 37 hours straight

    • @Snoorlacks
      @Snoorlacks 5 лет назад +5

      Jeck0_0 That’s the power *of* Duo

    • @alanbareiro6806
      @alanbareiro6806 5 лет назад +13

      Duo: No. You can't spell "studying" without _dying._

    • @asianbutstupid1437
      @asianbutstupid1437 5 лет назад +3

      Beg for them in Spanish

    • @jeck0_0.
      @jeck0_0. 5 лет назад +1

      @@asianbutstupid1437 I actually don't know Spanish at all, just... Don't tell Duo

    • @alanbareiro6806
      @alanbareiro6806 5 лет назад +2

      @@jeck0_0. Duo: *revs up the chainsaw*

  • @BenjamimNoahIsNice420
    @BenjamimNoahIsNice420 10 месяцев назад +1

    And if I see that owl stalking me in my house, I would call my mom to get it out of here

  • @Shelbs1020
    @Shelbs1020 5 лет назад +2296

    *Duolingo* you forgot your Spanish lesson today.
    *MISSILE STRIKE IN YOUR AREA*

    • @NG-om2up
      @NG-om2up 5 лет назад +5

      😂

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 5 лет назад +22

      It only made sense when it was a Korean lesson missed.

    • @wavylime_10
      @wavylime_10 5 лет назад +3

      Vamos a ver si aprendiste algo, vaquero

    • @oof7914
      @oof7914 5 лет назад +2

      The call of duty announcer: TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND

    • @PaleozoicProductions
      @PaleozoicProductions 4 года назад

      That one person in Iran that forgot to practice today be like

  • @grayscalefeline
    @grayscalefeline 5 лет назад +494

    Duo: "They stopped their German, so I'll stop their heart."
    Edit: I lost my 114 day streak, I haven't seen Tabitha since.

  • @iSummonedTay
    @iSummonedTay 5 лет назад +1304

    "To give you, a subtle reminder"
    *pulls out gun*

    • @rafalswiniarski3866
      @rafalswiniarski3866 5 лет назад +5

      @@lunahetfield oi that is SCP 173's job

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 5 лет назад

      I can just imagine that.

    • @sheeprverycool
      @sheeprverycool 5 лет назад +2

      I can just imagine the duo bird singing
      “riding around the block with a glock yo a** finna get shot”

    • @jeffbryant792
      @jeffbryant792 5 лет назад

      Unfortunately for dou I brought my friend shaggy unfortunately they destroyed the city in there battle they were only using 1 percent of there power

    • @MemesnShet
      @MemesnShet 5 лет назад

      Imao

  • @JAZ-274
    @JAZ-274 6 месяцев назад +5

    Duo definitely had a glow up in these last five years…

  • @KaiZurus
    @KaiZurus 3 года назад +4105

    "It's simple, Finnish or get finished."
    -Duolingo, 2020

    • @thesoupmills1426
      @thesoupmills1426 3 года назад +129

      The Russians learned that the hard way

    • @nonnormalperson2747
      @nonnormalperson2747 3 года назад +39

      @@thesoupmills1426 oh yeah Я могу говорить по-русски

    • @Leoleony123
      @Leoleony123 3 года назад +103

      Spanish or vanish

    • @evanneidhart5346
      @evanneidhart5346 3 года назад +8

      @@nonnormalperson2747 Брух, я использовал для этого гугл переводчик

    • @mredits809
      @mredits809 3 года назад +23

      So you're saying, if I'm not *finnish* I'll get finished?

  • @coy3500
    @coy3500 3 года назад +1855

    Duolingo: *”It’s simple, learn Dutch or need a crutch”*

  • @strueemagee6104
    @strueemagee6104 3 года назад +1860

    “Learn your Italian or we’ll send a battalion”
    -Duolinguo

    • @seek5146
      @seek5146 3 года назад +66

      Spain or PAIN

    • @moggie
      @moggie 3 года назад +5

      underrated

    • @buggymah
      @buggymah 3 года назад +27

      Spanish or vanish

    • @baucap8451
      @baucap8451 3 года назад +24

      Italian or battalion
      French or trench

    • @GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc
      @GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc 3 года назад +12

      Japanese or i'll break your knees
      Russian or concussion
      German or the M4 Sherman

  • @zixvirzjghamn737
    @zixvirzjghamn737 7 месяцев назад +4

    I thought it said plush.

  • @richardespanol3120
    @richardespanol3120 4 года назад +2059

    I can’t be the only one who actually wants this even if it fake

    • @gooberglop
      @gooberglop 4 года назад +14

      I want it 😂

    • @frostii34
      @frostii34 4 года назад +32

      Same it would be a perfect use to prank my classmates next year

    • @aharrypotterfan5951
      @aharrypotterfan5951 4 года назад +8

      It’s fake?.???😢 😔 😭

    • @Palmixx
      @Palmixx 4 года назад +2

      Me to

    • @TP-rb3vs
      @TP-rb3vs 4 года назад +1

      It's perfect, I want it

  • @fake00ut
    @fake00ut 5 лет назад +11351

    “a subtle reminder”
    Duo: *pulls out a butcher knife*

    • @eeee-et4vw
      @eeee-et4vw 5 лет назад +65

      Ahoge
      ur prof pic drives me to despair and hope t the same time

    • @what-usha
      @what-usha 5 лет назад +45

      *pulls out a glock

    • @fake00ut
      @fake00ut 5 лет назад +35

      AVOCADOSSS :3 ‘puhuhu, you missed your spanish lesson? It’s punishment time!!!’

    • @hina2905
      @hina2905 5 лет назад +11

      monokuma just end me

    • @mr.ghillie1644
      @mr.ghillie1644 5 лет назад +16

      I don’t care if he is a serial killer, he looks soft and oddly I kind of want a hug

  • @saikek4923
    @saikek4923 5 лет назад +3076

    *Duolingo isn't real and it can't hurt you*
    *Duolingo:*

    • @AwakeIsHere
      @AwakeIsHere 5 лет назад +14

      Saikiiii saaaaannn

    • @maissamboup3497
      @maissamboup3497 5 лет назад +9

      Saikik

    • @nayusay5014
      @nayusay5014 5 лет назад +14

      So this is why there's duolingo creeping in the IGs comment section.

    • @nayusay5014
      @nayusay5014 5 лет назад +5

      @@geekyreader3467 because in reality, when you ignore their notification, duolingo actually stopped sending it for real 😂

    • @weon3302
      @weon3302 5 лет назад +4

      Omae wa mou sinderiu

  • @Son-GohanDBZ
    @Son-GohanDBZ 5 месяцев назад +3

    Duo old mascot looks like something in my nightmares

  • @Darkshadow-ni7sm
    @Darkshadow-ni7sm 4 года назад +647

    Duolingo says
    “Spanish or Vanish”

  • @ghosty411
    @ghosty411 4 года назад +2187

    Someone: *misses lesson*
    Duolingo: *Russian or concussion*

  • @Fawful4_bs
    @Fawful4_bs 4 года назад +757

    *skips Russian lesson*
    Duolingo: say goodbye comerade

    • @Reynsoon
      @Reynsoon 4 года назад +12

      is off to goo lag with you

    • @АрсенийХарькин-ч4м
      @АрсенийХарькин-ч4м 4 года назад +13

      Скажи "пока", товарищ

    • @vox3347
      @vox3347 4 года назад +4

      I was thinking of him saying : *That's not very comrade of you*

    • @Inderastein
      @Inderastein 4 года назад

      Duo: Say "goodbye comerade" in Russian
      Me: Adios Kammeraden!
      Duo: That's not righ-
      Also Me: Shotgun*
      Duo: Finally a worthy opponent

    • @prettylikeaknife
      @prettylikeaknife 4 года назад

      *comrade

  • @NeoTheKuria
    @NeoTheKuria 11 месяцев назад +13

    11 out of 10 stars! Not only was this convincing to have a 100 day streak, but also convinced my family to jump into mount yasur!☺️

  • @Holmesay17
    @Holmesay17 5 лет назад +520

    This is how you do a tasteful April Fool’s joke

  • @nishlimbu4026
    @nishlimbu4026 5 лет назад +4786

    Mafia: I fear no man
    *Duolingo exists*
    Mafia: But that thing.... it scares me

    • @repacharge431
      @repacharge431 5 лет назад +33

      Mafia: I fear no man
      Mafia: But that thing
      (duolingo but in bold text idk how bold text works)
      Mafia: It scares me.
      I think formatting the meme like this would have been better. Thoughts?

    • @milkmonchie1016
      @milkmonchie1016 5 лет назад +9

      Its heavy from tf2

    • @danjac354
      @danjac354 5 лет назад +2

      That's how the Mafia works.

    • @raider6714
      @raider6714 5 лет назад +1

      better be the russian mafia, or heavy weapons guy will come after you

    • @liebling4069
      @liebling4069 5 лет назад +4

      I have no fears.
      I have one fear.

  • @jared9655
    @jared9655 4 года назад +1641

    Guy: Working on a crane in a construction site
    Duolingo: “you forgot your lesson. Have you ever wondered why they called it duolingo push?”

  • @Jibbie_
    @Jibbie_ Год назад +1

    You can't run from your spanish lesson.

  • @maris_savall
    @maris_savall 3 года назад +4424

    Imagine a man in a Duolingo costume actually following you and watching you

  • @kheravi2382
    @kheravi2382 5 лет назад +737

    Me: *misses lesson*
    Duolingo: Italiano or moriamo moriamo

    • @karama5562
      @karama5562 5 лет назад +5

      Italian to see your family again

  • @jackson9065
    @jackson9065 5 лет назад +5596

    “Did you do it?”
    “No”
    What did it cost”
    “ *mi familia* ”

  • @TeenBlabbit290
    @TeenBlabbit290 7 месяцев назад +1

    Blumhouse & Universal would never do duolingo movie

  • @theosegatelisantos8919
    @theosegatelisantos8919 4 года назад +900

    The way Duolingo was looking at her while walking:
    "I''m doing it."
    "You 'd better do if you want to live"

  • @hitzcritz
    @hitzcritz 5 лет назад +5383

    Duo: *"Plead for your life in French."*

    • @yolkeggs
      @yolkeggs 5 лет назад +147

      s'il vous plaît ne me faites pas mal

    • @druvjuice6906
      @druvjuice6906 5 лет назад +62

      Non merci

    • @kanal2123a
      @kanal2123a 5 лет назад +72

      "I surrender"

    • @cerulean5299
      @cerulean5299 5 лет назад +51

      Lol I learned french yesterday, lemme demonstrate
      Please i surrender dont invade my country

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 5 лет назад +11

      @The facts guy I thought that’s Italian?

  • @ICXCNIKA12
    @ICXCNIKA12 5 лет назад +5916

    No one:
    Duolingo: only 3 more lessons till we let out your family again!

    • @JoseMendoza-JAM
      @JoseMendoza-JAM 5 лет назад +11

      Who made that as a Meme

    • @JoseMendoza-JAM
      @JoseMendoza-JAM 5 лет назад +7

      @Marek Tužák then how did they get this idea

    • @fakeblue8985
      @fakeblue8985 5 лет назад +8

      Jose Mendoza they didn’t

    • @altlol6883
      @altlol6883 5 лет назад +10

      They say that, but they will never let you go...

    • @akidmuzaffar
      @akidmuzaffar 5 лет назад +2

      @surreal entertainment

  • @Odd1234
    @Odd1234 7 месяцев назад +3

    Duo: “Spanish or VANISH”

  • @meriotroid
    @meriotroid 5 лет назад +4985

    *Duolingo: "looks like you broke your 20 day streak. Time to lose your kneecaps"*

    • @duolingoowl9412
      @duolingoowl9412 5 лет назад +32

      You Break your streak. I break your neck.

    • @saltyoats1
      @saltyoats1 5 лет назад +4

      Duolingo Owl no please

    • @elle3615
      @elle3615 5 лет назад +1

      I wheezed

    • @theawakeningofjohnnynewsom9072
      @theawakeningofjohnnynewsom9072 5 лет назад +1

      @@duolingoowl9412 only scp-173 can do that
      only if you are secretly scp-173

    • @PeterGriffin-rb7tp
      @PeterGriffin-rb7tp 5 лет назад +3

      Hey, mario. Won't losing your kneecaps be bad for you? You are the "jump man" after all.

  • @alexsparks-bakota3099
    @alexsparks-bakota3099 5 лет назад +4837

    he protecc
    he atacc
    but most importantly
    he don’t bring your family bacc

  • @TheJakiller
    @TheJakiller 5 лет назад +2808

    Me: forgets lesson
    Duolingo: *Learn Thai or die*

    • @samsonezt3367
      @samsonezt3367 5 лет назад +14

      Hi there thai fellow

    • @vn8197
      @vn8197 5 лет назад +5

      Lmfao

    • @silentvixlet
      @silentvixlet 5 лет назад +18

      *learn korean or be eaten*

    • @dazaway
      @dazaway 5 лет назад +7

      I’m am thai

    • @stevess7777
      @stevess7777 5 лет назад

      @@silentvixlet
      That doesn't even rhyme how does it fit

  • @RB_Pudding
    @RB_Pudding Месяц назад +1

    The old mascot was very horrifying i prefer the new one it looks a lot more friendly