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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @csmithfitness
    @csmithfitness 2 года назад +590

    I lost my Dad to ALS two months ago. Seeing you give a guy with ALS a chance to do a set made me laugh and tear up a little bit. My Dad kept his sense of humor throughout the terrible disease, he would have loved to see it. Thanks

    • @DLHarv
      @DLHarv 2 года назад +26

      2:05:20 is the guy. Sorry for your loss Chris thanks for sharing RIP to your pops bro

    • @currentmuse5619
      @currentmuse5619 2 года назад +12

      Hey Chris, you fuckin get over it yet?
      Thanks,
      Grant

    • @dyess6568
      @dyess6568 2 года назад +6

      @@currentmuse5619 2:17:24

    • @currentmuse5619
      @currentmuse5619 2 года назад +2

      @@dyess6568 you’re the man. Hope you have a good day

    • @ohgeez4354
      @ohgeez4354 2 года назад +1

      ❤️❤️

  • @nickparkison977
    @nickparkison977 3 года назад +1643

    I love how this is a special episode and it still looks like it was filmed by the same guy who filmed Saddam's execution.

    • @jkb462
      @jkb462 3 года назад +32

      @@AdmirCustovic totally filmed on the same VHS camcorder Bin Ladens boys used.

    • @roccohumphries5274
      @roccohumphries5274 3 года назад +34

      that’s the funniest shits i’ve heard in awhile

    • @arthurmorganx9465
      @arthurmorganx9465 3 года назад +12

      And that’s stopping growth unfortunately

    • @justinbertaud854
      @justinbertaud854 3 года назад +10

      Get this guy a spot

    • @justinbertaud854
      @justinbertaud854 3 года назад

      When will it back in Chicago????????????????!!!!!!

  • @bobhs1605
    @bobhs1605 2 года назад +137

    Joe Rogan must sink in his chair watching this sober. Anything he ever accused redban or young Jamie of, he does 500 times in this episode.

    • @Nonlethal420
      @Nonlethal420 7 месяцев назад +2

      He owns the club 😂😂😂😂 he can do whatever he wants

    • @hbeats9042
      @hbeats9042 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@Nonlethal420this was shot @paramount not his club

    • @Nonlethal420
      @Nonlethal420 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@hbeats9042 well thank you I had no idea. I’ll admit when I’m wrong fully lmao

    • @dboyyyyyyy
      @dboyyyyyyy 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@nicholasshackelford3170 dude may own the club but he is still a guest on the show and he knows that and he would do anything maliciously with that power

    • @utdwierdo
      @utdwierdo 3 месяца назад +1

      LOL true

  • @jacobault7481
    @jacobault7481 3 года назад +224

    So glad William got to hear some love from Joe. I’m sure it feels good and he deserves it!

    • @DanLoFat
      @DanLoFat 2 года назад +4

      And 8 months later Joe asks William to open for him on tour.

    • @diistortzz
      @diistortzz Год назад

      😮r

    • @diistortzz
      @diistortzz Год назад

      @@DanLoFatww 44:09 44:09

  • @alieninstallation50
    @alieninstallation50 3 года назад +294

    Thats the best set william has done in forever. I hope this marks his start of a crippling dependence to adderall.

    • @alexsmith32012
      @alexsmith32012 3 года назад +3

      His saudi prince one was pretty good not to long a go

    • @AnthThom
      @AnthThom 3 года назад +4

      I agree. That was possibly the best set he’s had. And then they went and FUCKED IT UP FOR HIM

    • @onemanriot100
      @onemanriot100 3 года назад +2

      The first time that William has legit made me laugh. I loved his set.

    • @kairol.4726
      @kairol.4726 3 года назад

      yeah he got butthurt tho

    • @kairol.4726
      @kairol.4726 3 года назад +1

      hes growing

  • @NMGardening
    @NMGardening 2 месяца назад +18

    im so glad joe came to open mouth chew into the mic the whole show. so glad hes the grand fuhrer of comedy now and everything has to revolve around him

    • @cudomoney
      @cudomoney 2 месяца назад +1

      My thoughts exactly while watching.

    • @haeyro3107
      @haeyro3107 2 месяца назад

      Hahahahhahaha

    • @Dannyfar
      @Dannyfar Месяц назад

      cuz hes on coke.....jaws are chewing tighter than an asian girl on her first date....respectfully

    • @Whippo4eva
      @Whippo4eva 13 дней назад

      You ain't all the way wrong, but also you're not smart enough to make this comment accepted at all. Rogan is legit like what an incel would think an alpha looks like at this point. Rogan is a dumb caveman that accidentally got rich with a great work ethic.

  • @JCantey15
    @JCantey15 3 года назад +716

    “Remember Comedy Central” may be the best redban quote to date

    • @jameshilton1191
      @jameshilton1191 3 года назад +26

      Poop worm was close haha
      💩 🪱

    • @Wib0
      @Wib0 3 года назад +12

      I want to like your comment, but in honour of Redban, I will keep it at 69. Just know that I liked your comment, good sir, but I mean.. 69 on a redban-comment.. right?

    • @SNNetwork
      @SNNetwork 3 года назад +21

      comedy central was victim of the woke management / female ceo. where the color of peoples skin and who they have sex with mattered more than being funny and thats why the channel has fallen off an no one cares anymore

    • @JCantey15
      @JCantey15 3 года назад +6

      @@SNNetwork so is all of America just about. Time to start keeping it real as it were and not give a fuck about everyone else’s feelings!

    • @drewcifer_420
      @drewcifer_420 3 года назад +3

      It definitely was the icing on comedy central’s shit cake

  • @TheLaughingMan_
    @TheLaughingMan_ 3 года назад +458

    First time watching an episode of Kill Tony.
    It’s makes me feel awkward and good, but mostly insecure. Thanks.

    • @worm9135
      @worm9135 3 года назад +77

      I love how it makes you look at yourself and wonder, “How would I respond in these situations!?”

    • @-solidsnake-
      @-solidsnake- 3 года назад +30

      @@worm9135 yeah I’ve learned it’s better to think about what you say before you say it, not afterwards.

    • @mikhail6884
      @mikhail6884 3 года назад +13

      Watch kill tony 318 for non stop laughter and good feels.

    • @shredward6662
      @shredward6662 Год назад +3

      Joe rogan ruined this one. Watch more episodes.

    • @yessuh1240
      @yessuh1240 Год назад

      @@-solidsnake- PREACH

  • @thelostsoul5531
    @thelostsoul5531 10 месяцев назад +50

    Rest In Peace Michael. It's almost been a year since you left us. Your a mother trucking legend!

    • @arvendekoh2266
      @arvendekoh2266 6 месяцев назад +6

      He kept it so wheel

    • @kevinmenard6792
      @kevinmenard6792 6 дней назад

      Counting the episodes until I don’t have to instantly skip the pity party that is his sets

    • @TheCatalystOS
      @TheCatalystOS 3 дня назад

      @@kevinmenard6792 I assume you skip most of the regulars too then right? Most of their sets are way worse.

  • @VegasLowRoller
    @VegasLowRoller 3 года назад +319

    Joe's got his little rascals hat on tonight. 😁

    • @calmandcollected5190
      @calmandcollected5190 3 года назад +17

      Old Billy balls

    • @leom7
      @leom7 3 года назад +1

      the end of the world episode😸 that was a great show

    • @DoubleH92
      @DoubleH92 3 года назад +7

      After 30 years of beating the f*ck out of people, he can finally chill out, smoke a bit of weed, and put on his little rascal's hat.

    • @StephenDmitri
      @StephenDmitri 3 года назад +5

      extry extry read all about it

    • @knownuniverse93
      @knownuniverse93 3 года назад

      @@StephenDmitri lol underrated comment

  • @craigjohnson8229
    @craigjohnson8229 3 года назад +561

    Tony trying so hard not to look annoyed by Rogan interrupting him 😂

    • @g5130
      @g5130 Год назад +5

      😂😂

    • @Lx_Zander
      @Lx_Zander Год назад +25

      Rogan and the random woman with a mic...

    • @27dforce
      @27dforce Год назад +29

      Joe was way too F'd up! He'd be pissed if someone did this on his show. But hey, Joe is a star! And a Big one at that.

    • @dominicuccello9832
      @dominicuccello9832 Год назад +8

      ⁠​⁠@@27dforcebro what ware u talking about? he literally gets fucked up with his guests like every episode.

    • @27dforce
      @27dforce Год назад +8

      @dominicuccello9832 not like that he doesn't! I listen to every podcast, he's nothing like this with the exception of a handful. He doesn't get anywhere near this f'd up

  • @sowhatnow8927
    @sowhatnow8927 2 года назад +50

    Seeing joelburg and a Mexican drum off was the best part of the episode. I miss the old band but this new band good af to. D madness be saying some bangers from time to time 😂

    • @adamleyva9224
      @adamleyva9224 5 месяцев назад +2

      The current band is by far the best it's ever been, no loss on the musical mess of the last group, having a real band and music is way better than corny characters

  • @stuartcostello7348
    @stuartcostello7348 3 года назад +118

    Joe appreciating Williams comedy warms my heart. He needed that dub!

    • @rodneytuxedo7559
      @rodneytuxedo7559 Год назад +11

      There is comradery in being terrible comedians.

  • @rewcalYT
    @rewcalYT 3 года назад +35

    Wasn't necessarily the funniest of the 500 but certainly felt like one of the grandest and most special. Loved it.

  • @BuIIet
    @BuIIet 2 года назад +18

    A big mistake I see a lot of comics make is that with only one minute, their approach has to be a personable and relatable one thats easy to follow along. 2-3 jokes are ideal. Allow time for comedic pauses, don't fidget around and laugh at your own jokes etc. So many lack stage presence that I think is more of a natural talent than one taught

    • @NotAllButMost
      @NotAllButMost 2 года назад +5

      David Lucas laughing at his own jokes ruins his performances for me

  • @Milanvaneijk
    @Milanvaneijk 3 года назад +125

    This show really thrives on awkwardness, I love it.

    • @Alistair
      @Alistair 2 года назад +5

      I love it

    • @noaheast.
      @noaheast. 11 месяцев назад

      @drkillinger6636YOU KNOW IM NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING IT

  • @alexderoche1861
    @alexderoche1861 3 года назад +227

    William has been writing and it shows. That was a killer set

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 3 года назад +7

      Eh. His other performances were better imo.

    • @AccssryMusic
      @AccssryMusic 3 года назад

      Agreed. Improving

    • @benjamincjholmes
      @benjamincjholmes 3 года назад +5

      @@SnailHatan nah this was probably his best set

    • @chauncyquest2779
      @chauncyquest2779 3 года назад +11

      Probably his best set, don’t fuck it up for him!

    • @alexderoche1861
      @alexderoche1861 3 года назад +8

      @@chauncyquest2779 WHO SAID THAT

  • @DoubleDPC123
    @DoubleDPC123 2 года назад +75

    Definitely one of the greatest episodes of all time. I miss Joel a lot

    • @joshlitman8310
      @joshlitman8310 Год назад

      What happened to Joel?

    • @Bezzy3
      @Bezzy3 Год назад +19

      He was joe but he took an L. RIP

    • @mostlyysorryy
      @mostlyysorryy Год назад +1

      @@Bezzy3 lol that was good

    • @al69420
      @al69420 11 месяцев назад +1

      For real. I miss the whole old band. They made the show so exciting.

    • @kyz6227
      @kyz6227 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@al69420they did, people say that the old band sucked didn’t even watch the old episodes

  • @lukewojdylo9241
    @lukewojdylo9241 3 года назад +155

    I was so worried Rogan was gonna walk off after the high energy, yelling, bearded, gentleman, like the other dude.

    • @TheDwightMamba
      @TheDwightMamba 3 года назад +49

      That's a Donnell move.
      That's episode 499 stuff. This is 500.

    • @schadspencer9462
      @schadspencer9462 3 года назад +15

      Obviously a joke but donnell bitched out lmao

    • @jthomaslo87
      @jthomaslo87 3 года назад +6

      Brian has a Gatorade but in the liquid IV advert he bashed sugary sports drinks that he used to be addicted too

    • @RESTORED_REPUBLIQ
      @RESTORED_REPUBLIQ 3 года назад +1

      That guy is great. He almost had me fooled but that was a great act and rogan picked up on it 🤣

    • @eulogist8120
      @eulogist8120 3 года назад +5

      I was worried he was going to walk after bombing during the lion king bit

  • @TheJestersKingNow
    @TheJestersKingNow 3 года назад +104

    Ski Mask Pete, best set of the night!

    • @hamsterwheel16
      @hamsterwheel16 3 года назад +6

      Fucking brilliant

    • @Ethan2Tone
      @Ethan2Tone 3 года назад +12

      Honestly i thought that character he played was perfect like that dog from MTV. It went right over Joes head and he completely disapproved and couldn't get passed the mask. Which made me like it more. I could see that character going places in a dystopian universe.

    • @goodmen4173
      @goodmen4173 3 года назад +3

      that first bit fucking killed I laughed so hard

  • @andsykes
    @andsykes Год назад +44

    This truly is one of the best episodes ever. Adding the touch of the old band with the new, all the surprises, lots of good bucket pulls, hot damn

    • @reezlaw
      @reezlaw Год назад +5

      Rogan ruined it a bit

    • @timedfornoreason758
      @timedfornoreason758 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@reezlawAHH AH ahhhh

    • @conor7154
      @conor7154 2 месяца назад

      You physically look like Austin

  • @bartsimpson3548
    @bartsimpson3548 3 года назад +128

    The contrast between William and Joe is something else, one takes themself super serious and the other doesn't give a fuck and is actually funny.

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 3 года назад +14

      William and joe has big "id really prefer if youd be quiet" energy

    • @kairol.4726
      @kairol.4726 3 года назад +4

      he's the guy who cultivates the DMT, joes the guy who smokes it

    • @fussyfizzix
      @fussyfizzix 3 года назад

      William riffing with Rogan is the best thing ever.

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 3 года назад +2

      William opens for Joe Rogan

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 2 года назад

      Glass making speedrunning inside jokes

  • @Raymook
    @Raymook 3 года назад +89

    2:04:20 the girl trying to say I need my hat then Rogan HIGH AS BALLS going “whoop whoop” fist pump then trying to hand her the mic is definitely the funniest part of this entire show

    • @teiganray4292
      @teiganray4292 3 года назад +5

      @Matthew Teflon He mentioned how they got “ So high before the show” and Tony mentioning Joe pulling out a pre roll. You can clearly tell Joe was cross faded.

    • @teiganray4292
      @teiganray4292 3 года назад

      @Matthew Teflon”he wasn’t high, he was drunk” but now 1 or 2 puffs as if you were in the sesh. Ive seen Joe smoke a whole cone by himself on his pods. Get educated.

    • @teiganray4292
      @teiganray4292 3 года назад

      @Matthew Teflon Not a role model, I’m just pointing out your ignorance. Telling someone who probably observed the same things I did in the vid (him being high) and then assuming 1 or 2 puffs to further your point. And now you dont even like the guy so why even comment on him? Lmao my guy shut the hell up

    • @teiganray4292
      @teiganray4292 3 года назад +1

      @Matthew Teflon lol pretty pitiful response 🤣 weirdo 🤡

    • @teiganray4292
      @teiganray4292 3 года назад

      @Matthew Teflon keep being a know it all troll, it’ll get you no where. Must have a sad life, mouth breather.

  • @IDontTalkToCops
    @IDontTalkToCops 3 года назад +236

    The transformation of Joe’s personality and sense of humour between the 1st hour and the 2nd hour is incredible. It’s like 2 entirely different people.🤣

    • @twitterfingers5241
      @twitterfingers5241 2 года назад +163

      What sense of humor? He just got more and more annoying.

    • @twitterfingers5241
      @twitterfingers5241 2 года назад

      @Jab Is Giving People AIDS stop with the stupidity

    • @xexxe
      @xexxe 2 года назад

      @@twitterfingers5241 The low IQ of not understanding humor is subjective. Pathetic.

    • @BERTRAND85O
      @BERTRAND85O 2 года назад +14

      Joes hilarious

    • @x8axe8x
      @x8axe8x 2 года назад +16

      I feel like he must have dropped something right before they started
      90 min in he is strugglin haha

  • @michaelmetz929
    @michaelmetz929 3 года назад +212

    Joe said “I’ll call you ‘they’ since you’re that funny; whatever you want MAN....” I was crying laughing and nobody acknowledged this

    • @Meat.Shank1
      @Meat.Shank1 3 года назад +8

      I know how did they not call that out??? It was glorious

    • @cburton1227
      @cburton1227 3 года назад +19

      Its too hard to follow a set of ever-changing rules

    • @TheScottGillies
      @TheScottGillies 3 года назад +3

      @27:15

    • @TheScottGillies
      @TheScottGillies 3 года назад +6

      "Dude. Kudos. Or whatever you want me to call you" @27:30

    • @HkFinn83
      @HkFinn83 3 года назад +3

      Did you really cry laughing at that? Do you cry a lot or is it one of the funniest things you’ve ever heard in your life ?

  • @Mattblk1
    @Mattblk1 3 года назад +191

    Eating a Wendy’s Dave’s double as William Montgomery shouted them out. Highlight of my week.

  • @manuelvaldes5858
    @manuelvaldes5858 2 года назад +25

    Idk how Joe is a comedian. I get more laughters from fortune cookies

    • @emanuel5880
      @emanuel5880 2 месяца назад +2

      He is a comedian because other comedians have to laugh at his joke

  • @pheralphitness
    @pheralphitness 3 года назад +262

    Joe said, “He might be 40 or 8.” They were 24. Halfway between 8 and 40? 24. Joe Rogan is a wizard.

    • @admiralsunshine
      @admiralsunshine 3 года назад +22

      That's the power of intuition! The first thing that comes to mind is often the most correct and insightful, always trust your gut!

    • @JM.Vercrtti
      @JM.Vercrtti 3 года назад +2

      At this very moment Jack is trying to spin this comment into another Kobe joke

    • @x3xGR33Dx
      @x3xGR33Dx 3 года назад +1

      I'm too slow to understand still 🤣

    • @curmudgeon8
      @curmudgeon8 3 года назад +7

      8 & 24...
      Kobe...woah

    • @camauflage5192
      @camauflage5192 3 года назад +5

      I'm pretty sure everybody else is kissing his ass,so that job is taken.Remember when he first started the podcast?No one thought he was a great comedian,Joe isnt funny,he bombs in these. formats.Its amazing how people are indoctrinated into thinking famous people are better than everybody,he's not he just has money.

  • @ryanjefferies2788
    @ryanjefferies2788 3 года назад +47

    1:22:30 "if you give people more money, they just do it for you" - Joe Rogan

  • @BIGNATE2008QsL
    @BIGNATE2008QsL 2 года назад +96

    Joe telling Tony he’s on fire 6 times in a row is so wholesome. Tony killed this show

    • @RobK32
      @RobK32 11 месяцев назад +1

      Wholesome???

    • @_JC_21
      @_JC_21 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@RobK32some whole????

    • @rilewallie168
      @rilewallie168 9 месяцев назад +1

      YEAAAA

    • @conor7154
      @conor7154 2 месяца назад

      Weird way to say “obnoxious”

  • @noblegarner6184
    @noblegarner6184 3 года назад +234

    Redban is the only one constantly trying to make eye contact w the lady from the red rose lol

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 3 года назад +8

      I would, too.

    • @Bartgoeschurch
      @Bartgoeschurch 3 года назад +13

      Redbum the creep

    • @Madgistr8
      @Madgistr8 3 года назад +25

      She's the helper....he wants a drink or needs some production stuff done...C'mon brah

    • @dudesteve6130
      @dudesteve6130 3 года назад +6

      I think that's the reason there was basically no sound effects the entire episode

    • @cultureshows8805
      @cultureshows8805 3 года назад +6

      Harvey redban

  • @davidgregorious3061
    @davidgregorious3061 3 года назад +69

    Seeing Joe give William praise brought a damn tear to my eye.

  • @LetsgetStupor
    @LetsgetStupor 2 года назад +130

    Joe killing the vibe....

    • @raiusdaltar1483
      @raiusdaltar1483 5 месяцев назад +18

      That was really good man. Very funny. That was very funny man. Very good man. That was very funny.

    • @a-a-ron2.159
      @a-a-ron2.159 4 месяца назад +4

      Poor Joe Rogan! Lmao!

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 2 месяца назад

      1:54:23 is a really great exchange, though.” what happened?” what happened?” what happened?” with what?” with everything.””oh I don’t know “let’s be real”etc.

  • @thegoldenpath326
    @thegoldenpath326 3 года назад +38

    I never knew what Kill Tony really was, but holy shit it's fantastic.
    What a G for putting up thousands of open mics, he's feeding the soul of comedy. I may not like his stand up all that much, but I respect the fuck out of this.

    • @JahBreh
      @JahBreh 2 года назад +1

      Joe kept stepping on his toes but yeah Tony roasts the people that bomb too. It’s funny all around and makes for a good time.

    • @alphakennyone8
      @alphakennyone8 Год назад +2

      Only the real ones know it's a comedy Polanski scheme. It's designed for the interviewer to be as funny as possible at the interviewee's expense

    • @FattMattComedy
      @FattMattComedy 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@alphakennyone8someone got a little joke book

  • @goldenb2256
    @goldenb2256 3 года назад +42

    That poop worm line the funniest thing I've heard Redban say on here lmaoo

  • @KRUcru
    @KRUcru 2 года назад +27

    Tony is so hilarious with his roasting come backs.. best EVER.

    • @josiahamaze
      @josiahamaze Год назад +1

      Look up "all def roast me" You're welcome. Way more heat than this I'm surprised they don't mention them because David Lucas is on that show and is the worst one

  • @jesseosborne3210
    @jesseosborne3210 3 года назад +38

    Deadset this was a absolute work of art. Brilliant fucking show everything in this show was fucking gold you should be proud of yourselves what a great fuckin show

  • @michaelmason2417
    @michaelmason2417 3 года назад +41

    Please step back from that ledge my friend

  • @Hobopower84
    @Hobopower84 Год назад +49

    Joe's Lion King rant might be the least funniest set of words ever spoken on a comedy show.

    • @derekandriesian1631
      @derekandriesian1631 Год назад +17

      Yeah it is cringeworthy how bad he is on this show (always)

    • @hellspwnnix9514
      @hellspwnnix9514 11 месяцев назад

      Joe Rogan sucks

    • @lordgarnak8473
      @lordgarnak8473 11 месяцев назад +1

      Cry brokies

    • @RobK32
      @RobK32 11 месяцев назад

      ​​@@lordgarnak8473original

    • @Bot-rp7rj
      @Bot-rp7rj 9 месяцев назад

      Alright Tate​@@lordgarnak8473

  • @JoNiBoiShOw2301
    @JoNiBoiShOw2301 3 года назад +14

    I haven't cried tears of laughter this hard at a Kill Tony until Joels Opener.....
    Joelberg Jimenez your absolute fucking Legend!!

  • @adampace8583
    @adampace8583 3 года назад +29

    What a fantastic fkn episode! Love everyone with kill Tony. Glad to see it coming back as strong as ever.

  • @jy5469
    @jy5469 2 года назад +14

    The first episode I've ever watched of Kill Tony. This is a fucking epic and beautiful show man, thank you!!

  • @average_weenis
    @average_weenis 3 года назад +47

    Redban looks like Indiana Jones if he was played by current day Val Kilmer

  • @debramoreno5857
    @debramoreno5857 3 года назад +278

    joe rogan struggling not to look at kaylie every time she goes up lmao

    • @XUpStateNyX
      @XUpStateNyX 3 года назад +17

      I was thinking the same! He went out of his way to look the other way.

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 3 года назад +28

      He is a man. We all look at you. It’s what we do

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 3 года назад +10

      Insta?

    • @mannymestrada
      @mannymestrada 3 года назад +31

      Thinking Rogan really cares about that chick, thats funny?
      He’s next to hotter ring girls in the UFC since the beginning.
      I’m in my 40’s and for sure when you find the lady you love more than life itself, you don’t cheat.
      Boys in their 20’s and 30’s are at their highest peak of being a “phuckBoy” one day that changes when you meet the right _____ (enter proper pronoun here).

    • @XUpStateNyX
      @XUpStateNyX 3 года назад +4

      @@mannymestrada love that!

  • @Flayerthehatebound
    @Flayerthehatebound 3 года назад +118

    "So what's it mean to be non binary? You have man, woman, and everything in between. So sometimes I feel like a woman and other times I feel like im funny." Lucas was fucking hilarious. Im glad there are non binary people who can joke about shit and not be offended

    • @QuakeSphere
      @QuakeSphere 2 года назад +3

      Imagination land... I know a chick that shat out 2 kids and can't figure out she's a woman lmao the fuck outa here with that pretend shit

    • @twitterfingers5241
      @twitterfingers5241 2 года назад +19

      What you meant to say was delusional people. Delusional people are hilarious though!

    • @MrCoolcookies22
      @MrCoolcookies22 2 года назад +5

      @@QuakeSphere that’s transphobic. Lol

    • @MrBobbyFreakout
      @MrBobbyFreakout 2 года назад

      I’m rewatching and this set got me again. Really funny.

    • @willneilson
      @willneilson 2 года назад +5

      @@twitterfingers5241 No

  • @islas357
    @islas357 3 года назад +97

    Joelbergs set was killer, set of the night easily.

    • @KruBurK1
      @KruBurK1 3 года назад +6

      Joel berg!!!!! Joel berg!!!

    • @EverlostXP
      @EverlostXP 3 года назад +4

      Spoiler.

    • @Phyriix
      @Phyriix 3 года назад +3

      SPOILER

    • @michaelmercado1953
      @michaelmercado1953 3 года назад

      Yup! And that classic "drum solo" 😂

    • @JC-wj5os
      @JC-wj5os 3 года назад +3

      why read the comments before you watch if you dont want spoilers lol

  • @lukewojdylo9241
    @lukewojdylo9241 3 года назад +60

    Redban looks like he owns an alligator farm, but he only keeps it open to pay off a lawsuit.

  • @brennanbrady5300
    @brennanbrady5300 3 года назад +23

    I love when adam said "lets end this show with a bang, right?" responding to tony saying "i thought you were gunna pull a fuse out or something" after seeing him dance, and i can feel half of the audience not laugh in fear. I laughed so hard, hilarious.

  • @Mreyart
    @Mreyart 3 года назад +20

    Probably my favorite episode since the 5 Year Anniversary, although there have been many great ones along the way.

  • @Lamedvavnik
    @Lamedvavnik 3 года назад +163

    I want to see Joe’s reaction to William and nothing else. Please get them on at the same time.

    • @stefan3225
      @stefan3225 3 года назад

      Podcast is online now

    • @cwallace
      @cwallace 3 года назад

      @@stefan3225 just audio

    • @TheBrando28
      @TheBrando28 3 года назад

      He was there! Along with other surprise guests ;)

    • @omniplexmusic
      @omniplexmusic 3 года назад

      @@TheBrando28 thank you for not ruining and saying who lol. I knew willi was there from IG but dont know about anyone else. Still an hour or so from video premier

    • @aspiringnormie9499
      @aspiringnormie9499 3 года назад +5

      You will not be disappointed.

  • @Je.rone_
    @Je.rone_ 3 года назад +99

    Watching joe Rogan slip into madness during the show is hilarious

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 2 года назад +2

      I'm 1:47 in but I expect it to end with a 25 minute rant about how the earth is flat and made of lizards

    • @Josh-sj9ig
      @Josh-sj9ig 2 года назад +10

      Yeah he gets really odd around the non binary....

    • @robitussin541
      @robitussin541 2 года назад +3

      @@drumboarder1 that’s Eddie Bravo

    • @oldmate99
      @oldmate99 2 года назад +3

      You leave Toe Hoges alone

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 2 года назад +2

      @@Josh-sj9ig I've watched the clips people complained about n he doesn't really, the only people who've actually listened to what he's said n are angry are the idiots who think there's literally no difference between someone who's transitioned and someone born as they wish to remain. I don't even remember him talking about the absurd things people say about pronouns (never talk to anyone without asking their pronouns for example) like other supposed "bigots" do

  • @ruffNNreadyDMT
    @ruffNNreadyDMT 3 года назад +17

    Top to bottom this may be the best Kill Tony ever. The bucket truly worked some magic for episode 500!

  • @pablosanchez3489
    @pablosanchez3489 3 года назад +46

    Bless JetSki's heart for trying to save that sinking ship of a joke Joe told.

    • @arthurboytsov768
      @arthurboytsov768 4 месяца назад +2

      which joke?

    • @cameronschmitter9325
      @cameronschmitter9325 2 месяца назад +2

      @@arthurboytsov768when she said how the dude had neck tattoos. If she hadn’t have said that Joe was in the dead silence of the greatest bomb I’ve ever witnessed by anyone claiming to be funny ever.

    • @Outbackalot
      @Outbackalot Месяц назад

      Time stamp??

  • @robertcane7432
    @robertcane7432 2 года назад +8

    the last comedian was the greatest moment in Kill Tony history

  • @buggytheprophet1017
    @buggytheprophet1017 3 года назад +41

    That back and fortg between Tony and Lucas was the best part by far 😂

    • @Jefferoni
      @Jefferoni 3 года назад +1

      The ending was by far my favorite part. Joelberg killed it

  • @jessicabrooke777
    @jessicabrooke777 3 года назад +82

    Why is no one talking about how great cowboy Tony is?!??

    • @ryanlara83
      @ryanlara83 3 года назад +4

      Goddammit his hat and outfit made him even more funny. He could have been giving a eulogy and he still would have been hilarious

    • @robertrodriguez578
      @robertrodriguez578 3 года назад

      Tony Cowboy Cerrone

    • @TheScottGillies
      @TheScottGillies 3 года назад

      You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. When the road looks rough ahead and you're miles and miles from your soft warm bed, you just remember what your ol' pal said boy. You've got a friend in me.

    • @jiminyfriggit2334
      @jiminyfriggit2334 3 года назад

      In the dark intro at least.

    • @otjunior
      @otjunior 3 года назад

      You mean gay woody

  • @craigvezina1097
    @craigvezina1097 Год назад +10

    I love seeing Hans Kim in the sidewalk with the mask on waiting to be pulled out the bucket

  • @SunnyDayTeaFactory
    @SunnyDayTeaFactory 3 года назад +20

    Tony and Lucas have great chemistry together - Tony was on fire tonight. Congrats of the big 5-oo

  • @islas357
    @islas357 3 года назад +88

    Playing selena on the drum off took this to a whole other level of mexican

  • @tepsan
    @tepsan Год назад +10

    This is the best episode I have watched so far.
    I´m watching them randomly, just started to watch Kill Tony :D

    • @DigginintheCards
      @DigginintheCards 8 месяцев назад

      you need to watch more episodes, this one isn't that great

  • @artsazon3668
    @artsazon3668 3 года назад +96

    I would honestly like to learn from Tony how he has developed his way of coping with anger and keeping his cool while constantly being interrupted on his own show. You can tell it's wildly pissing him off but he maintains his chill. Could truly learn a lot from him.

    • @fr0zdify
      @fr0zdify 3 года назад +6

      The long break definitely helped him realize how good he has it.

    • @michaelmercado1953
      @michaelmercado1953 3 года назад +5

      Lmao. Nothing new. He as always been like that. Getting better, but still obvious when it annoys him. It's part of the show at this point.

    • @twitterfingers5241
      @twitterfingers5241 2 года назад +5

      He really doesn't cope very well at all, Jeremiah used to make him cry quite a bit with just simple jabs. I think he is just scared of Joe or respects him too much to say anything.

    • @chevster23
      @chevster23 2 года назад

      @@michaelmercado1953 exactly i almost look forward to it

    • @stephanyampolsky7187
      @stephanyampolsky7187 Год назад +1

      Also joe was already daddy at this point

  • @buzzombi6781
    @buzzombi6781 3 года назад +80

    Redband👏 with his 1 funny joke in 500 episodes

    • @rene91jr
      @rene91jr 3 года назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @digitalhippie2336
      @digitalhippie2336 3 года назад +3

      @@RobertC4991 Shut up ! You know who is Redban

    • @buzzombi6781
      @buzzombi6781 3 года назад

      @@RobertC4991 yep

    • @buzzombi6781
      @buzzombi6781 3 года назад

      @@digitalhippie2336 so yea he's right

    • @digitalhippie2336
      @digitalhippie2336 3 года назад +5

      @@buzzombi6781 He is !
      This fat, clearly alcoholic, Indiana Jones sitting nex to Tony, awkward, making cringe jokes, slightly perverted, Eric Cartman looking dude is our guy. That's Redban
      Now you both shut up !

  • @BlazingNana
    @BlazingNana 10 месяцев назад

    I freaking love watching these older episodes especially when Tony does something wonderful for someone! ❤

  • @doglord2070
    @doglord2070 3 года назад +50

    Joe turning everything into a serious lecture or podcast. Bro this isn’t American idol audition

  • @WaldoCarmen
    @WaldoCarmen 3 года назад +98

    Joe gets very annoying when he's hammered.

    • @MrDubshooter
      @MrDubshooter 3 года назад +14

      most people do

    • @Crenshaw619
      @Crenshaw619 2 месяца назад

      I'm convinced he's not only drunk but popped Xanax before the show. He's very spacey and speech is slow

    • @brothermanbill
      @brothermanbill Месяц назад

      he did alright in the beginning of the show for the first few comics and slowly got unbearable

    • @stevenellis4377
      @stevenellis4377 Месяц назад +1

      I was laughing my ass off the entire time he talked. Theres something about watching talented people smash the guardrails at 85mph that is amusing as shit to me.
      Good thing joe has people to drive for him

    • @dangeloread5932
      @dangeloread5932 Месяц назад

      @@Crenshaw619you’ve never taken a Xanax and drank he would’ve been done not even listening to the acts there’s no way he was on a Xanax lol

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi Год назад +4

    Joel is the hitman of drums, physically and figurativley speaking

  • @israel.horowitz
    @israel.horowitz 3 года назад +158

    “You and your white girl are gonna look like Timone and Pumba at the watering hole!” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @iamjoemon32
      @iamjoemon32 3 года назад +14

      Joe: I don't get it.

    • @Gomjabbar28
      @Gomjabbar28 3 года назад +1

      @@iamjoemon32 to be fair he's probably the only one over 50 there

    • @jonsockafella5778
      @jonsockafella5778 3 года назад +8

      @@Gomjabbar28 lion king came out when he was like 30

  • @eulogist8120
    @eulogist8120 3 года назад +344

    Joe chewing that gum like he knows he’s worth atleast a 100m more than anyone else in the room

    • @pistolpete1798
      @pistolpete1798 3 года назад +28

      Knowing joe it's probably THC infused

    • @b_bogg
      @b_bogg 3 года назад

      Same way mark Cuban chews gum

    • @polybiusnymb6446
      @polybiusnymb6446 3 года назад +3

      So is the gum

    • @technolgx-4549
      @technolgx-4549 3 года назад +9

      @@thelonelyearsclub8688 cry some more

    • @bigtizzy181
      @bigtizzy181 3 года назад +5

      @@thelonelyearsclub8688 👂we hear you but your words cry you're a liberal and upset that Joe constantly bashed the weak gender changing left called democrats. They sure are evil and weird . They have went completely against all normal values. They worship evil not the true loving God we all know of. It's a sick world we live in

  • @Mon-gm7rk
    @Mon-gm7rk 11 месяцев назад +3

    that "remember comedy central" from redban was just pure gold 😂

  • @majorjojo33
    @majorjojo33 3 года назад +132

    I really hope one day William ends up on jre

    • @Lamedvavnik
      @Lamedvavnik 3 года назад +3

      “Jamie get my back on this!!! Get my back!!!”

    • @TheAgentmigs
      @TheAgentmigs 3 года назад

      God no.

  • @mattpaul5389
    @mattpaul5389 3 года назад +8

    spectacular 500th episode. brings tears to my eyes

  • @timothytice3074
    @timothytice3074 Год назад +3

    never heard Joe laugh so hard an long while doing a job great show from start to finish. spent 3 weeks in Auston one night

  • @billyjack42
    @billyjack42 3 года назад +44

    Joe Rogan was stoned-to-the-bone for that last guy with the ski-mask.

  • @kurtlamb969
    @kurtlamb969 3 года назад +49

    Holy cow I laughed really hard. I haven’t watched in a while and I’m so glad cuz it was a treat. Tony makes me laugh all the time

    • @zechariahross1444
      @zechariahross1444 3 года назад +1

      Just don't watch the previous episode lmao

    • @Mysterios0
      @Mysterios0 3 года назад +1

      @@zechariahross1444 this episode feels extra amazing because the last one was a train wreck.

  • @hrdwerefox1
    @hrdwerefox1 Год назад +7

    Love to see Joe give other people advice he surely does not follow hisself

  • @kendallworrell243
    @kendallworrell243 3 года назад +23

    One of the best Kill Tony episodes ever!!! If only the camera work could be this good every episode. 👏

    • @goku9851
      @goku9851 3 года назад

      Rogan probably have some of his production team help out for the episode while he’s on it 🤔

    • @gbus5575
      @gbus5575 2 года назад +4

      @@goku9851 his team is like 1 dude and 3 webcams

  • @greenngold52
    @greenngold52 3 года назад +14

    I absolutely love this! I hate it's taken me so long to find the pod. Can't wait to catch up.

  • @fishermanism6995
    @fishermanism6995 2 года назад +8

    I wish they had a comedian as the guest for 500

  • @darkadiandoom
    @darkadiandoom 3 года назад +175

    Joe looked like he was possessed by the spirit of a middle-aged drunk black man

    • @jorgevillanueva701
      @jorgevillanueva701 3 года назад +36

      Painfully unfunny. Just shouting shit and getting silence from the crowd.

    • @DROJ
      @DROJ 3 года назад +23

      @@jorgevillanueva701 🤣 he was giving me Donell Rawling vibes

    • @spareparts1017
      @spareparts1017 3 года назад +20

      Joe needs someone to tell him when he’s embarrassing himself and that ain’t gonna happen.

    • @lionkills1
      @lionkills1 3 года назад +7

      @@DROJ darnell is funnier than joe. He was just being bad sport.

    • @Fhrag161
      @Fhrag161 3 года назад

      @@lionkills1 Darnell was just too shitfaced

  • @aspiringnormie9499
    @aspiringnormie9499 3 года назад +72

    See you next week god I hope it's mark normand.

  • @ev446
    @ev446 Год назад +2

    Watching Tony's face with un-paralleled adoration for Michael is really nice.

  • @nicholascarson2554
    @nicholascarson2554 3 года назад +7

    Joe was hammered by the end lol but he wasn't lying big things are starting to happen in Austin and I'm glad Kill Tony is gonna be a part of it!

  • @HAL-9000.
    @HAL-9000. 3 года назад +43

    I expect Joe to be high as shit and also expect his mouth to be wide open for at least 75% of the show.

    • @eightbillionandone
      @eightbillionandone 3 года назад +3

      joe” ahhhhhhh” rogan back again but this should be epic!!!

  • @derekdamron9418
    @derekdamron9418 9 месяцев назад +3

    Lol rogan is secretly driving tony crazy, I can just hear him screaming in his head like, yes joe please keep stepping on my jokes. 😅

  • @robertrodriguez578
    @robertrodriguez578 3 года назад +27

    Kill Tony is the best podcast of all time

    • @Ufor332
      @Ufor332 3 года назад +3

      The only podcast i can watch at once and it's 2 hours 40 minutes long. They keep it moving with different micers every 15 minutes tops as opposed to the same people rambling and giving their opinions which i'm not interested in.

  • @maxpower3904
    @maxpower3904 3 года назад +17

    William finally got me with that Frank Zappa joke!

  • @mdavidon1
    @mdavidon1 Месяц назад +1

    I kept trying to find a redemption moment for Joe. I didn’t find it. EVERYTIME I see Micheal Lehrer I cry. Love this culture !

  • @stevensingh5955
    @stevensingh5955 3 года назад +6

    Jet ski Jessie Johnson, SKI MASK PETE AND BROWNDANNY all in one 😭 BEST KILL TONY EPISODE EVER 👏🏼

  • @kamc_yt
    @kamc_yt 3 года назад +43

    Joe's intelligence knows no bounds. 24:25 he says he might be anywhere between 8 and 40. His real age was 24. (8+40)/2=24...

    • @johnedward8352
      @johnedward8352 3 года назад +1

      Clever observation

    • @LPJMagicmusic
      @LPJMagicmusic 3 года назад +4

      @@robertsmith4157 math isn't sarcastic🤣

    • @austinheyman
      @austinheyman 3 года назад

      @@robertsmith4157 no way man math checks out!!!

  • @cwoodsoldier750
    @cwoodsoldier750 2 года назад +2

    every show I've seen so far has been fucking incredible. im obsessed

  • @psarekt4591
    @psarekt4591 3 года назад +22

    That ridge section was one of the best moments of the show I’m dying

  • @jeremiahnovember2617
    @jeremiahnovember2617 3 года назад +36

    That ridge guy was an amazing character

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 5 месяцев назад

    CLASSIC Tony v. David Lucas episode. And Joe's enjoyment of it just puts the cherry on top.

  • @tmel904
    @tmel904 3 года назад +26

    We are so proud of u William ‼️👏 & JOE PUT HIM ON THE PODCAST.

  • @js78910
    @js78910 3 года назад +5

    This was the best episode in ages! So glad KillTony is back with a vengeance.

  • @michaelgreco3648
    @michaelgreco3648 3 года назад +14

    Comic: "I'm non binary"
    Joe: "Dude, dude really funny man"

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 3 года назад +1

      Its almost like its hard to adjust against what your eyes and a lifetime of pathways in your brain is telling you.
      I once had an employee that transitioned from man to woman, and even though I had all the respect in the world for her, in a hectic stressful work moment, the type of times when your brain is preoccupied, I would mess up and call her man all the time.
      Always felt bad, never meant to, still happened.

    • @Flayerthehatebound
      @Flayerthehatebound 3 года назад +4

      At least Lucas wasn't offended by it like the majority of everyone would be.

    • @michaelgreco3648
      @michaelgreco3648 3 года назад +3

      @@Flayerthehatebound yeah I don't think Joe did it on purpose or care that he did I just found it funny hahah

    • @Triple_J.1
      @Triple_J.1 2 года назад +2

      @@karenamyx2205 when people stake their contentment on how other people perceive them, you cant be held accountable for how someone feels about how you perceive them when your not dealing with rational beings.

  • @antonydrossos5719
    @antonydrossos5719 3 года назад +11

    You know you've been in lockdown to long when the mic cleaning is the highlight

  • @CharlesLouisRosario
    @CharlesLouisRosario 3 года назад +74

    18:02 “Are you really Mexican?”
    Drummer :Yeah
    Cool”
    Dead 💀 😂

  • @yungken5056
    @yungken5056 2 года назад +3

    Joe “there’s wisdom in his words” lmfao 💀😂

  • @eblair1899
    @eblair1899 3 года назад +31

    I want to see tony tell joe about last week and then donnell comes out the back and continues from last week