Evolved Mortaccio NEVER MOVE ONCE Challenge Turns Into A Bone Video in Vampire Survivors

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2023
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    Goshadokuro, Mortaccios evolution, takes on the never move once challenge in Vampire Survivors. The challenge is quite simple: Dont move. But to spice things up a bit, I usually go along with some limitations or goals, like not using the Bloodline Arcana.
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  • @ChronoChroma2572
    @ChronoChroma2572 Год назад +103

    "Just because you think fart jokes are funny doesn't mean you want someone to poop on you"
    -Dex, 2023 // 23:15

    • @Kay_Sea251
      @Kay_Sea251 Год назад +1

      No kink shaming... but...

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 Год назад

      @@Kay_Sea251 That's a shit kink to have

  • @der_floh
    @der_floh Год назад +81

    The bone Videos always get me. This really felt like a back in the days Vampire Survivors video.

    • @DexTag
      @DexTag  Год назад +9

      Bones have a special place in my heart. Especially heart bones. I love heart bones.

    • @jorlipus5618
      @jorlipus5618 Год назад +1

      Hart im deutschen Sinne

  • @chaoschris8194
    @chaoschris8194 Год назад +119

    I came here to subscribe to Dex's Bonely Fans.

  • @Xsoskeleton
    @Xsoskeleton Год назад +16

    "I dont need a woman in my life, i need pentagram"
    _proceeds to summon bone and ball creature with it_

  • @xredgambit
    @xredgambit Год назад +3

    Nothing better than a video about boning.

  • @SanicStudios
    @SanicStudios 11 месяцев назад +3

    i've never heard a man go this deep into insanity over a bone

  • @TheDoctor10.0
    @TheDoctor10.0 Год назад +21

    Your videos are always so informative and fun just due to your passion for it all. Thank you!

    • @jorlipus5618
      @jorlipus5618 Год назад

      The passion for boners and BDSM-Lifestories?

  • @anjahorsten8865
    @anjahorsten8865 Год назад +6

    26:12
    Others: why do I not get any bitches
    Dex: I don't need that I have pantagramm

  • @MikeTolosa
    @MikeTolosa Год назад +19

    I would definitely attend your wedding with Pentagram and watch it turn into a Gorgeous Moon 🌚

    • @DexTag
      @DexTag  Год назад +8

      I'll send out the invites!

  • @dralord1307
    @dralord1307 Год назад +3

    The original Boning video is by far the best video I have ever seen on YT. DO not cut that stuff out !

  • @Quingo400
    @Quingo400 Год назад

    another video on Mortaccio fire bro keep up the great work. Also all most 65 k subs congrats
    :)

  • @Quingo400
    @Quingo400 Год назад

    65k subs congratulations dex👍

  • @KillaNeo1337
    @KillaNeo1337 Год назад +1

    yay, never move challenge! Thanks Dex !

  • @lucasplox
    @lucasplox Год назад +1

    Bro I have no idea what you're talking about half way in the video but damn I couldn't stop laughing ahah keep up the content my dude!

  • @LoliShepherd
    @LoliShepherd Год назад

    Also I'm glad you decided to keep in the random stuffs you say :v it keeps it more real

  • @Oolong_Bagged
    @Oolong_Bagged Год назад

    Regardless of what you're talking about, the videos are more fun when you're having so much fun.

  • @SEproducti0n
    @SEproducti0n Год назад +1

    Thank you for being youself, Dex. We love you!

  • @robertforshaw5128
    @robertforshaw5128 Год назад

    Love your videos

  • @thegoldexperience8340
    @thegoldexperience8340 Год назад +2

    cant wait for new holocure update

  • @alyssakanonno7362
    @alyssakanonno7362 Год назад +8

    These jokes are killing me and im 26 rofl, just your energy is making me laugh. I'm also female, but yet this is just hilarious when usually i cringe at the jokes.
    "I don't need a woman in my life, just pentagram.. Just delete me" Dex 2023

  • @highsnique
    @highsnique 11 месяцев назад

    Love you dex

  • @markrolandlipata8516
    @markrolandlipata8516 Год назад +5

    looking forward to your holocure run in 2 days xD

    • @Kay_Sea251
      @Kay_Sea251 Год назад

      So... who's gonna show him the clips of Haachama?

  • @MikeTolosa
    @MikeTolosa Год назад +5

    This video was HILARIOUS! I am not 29, but I definitely get the thing of having people not get or not have fun with silly jokes such as the 69 number anymore, and it is so great to see you laugh tons of them 😁😁

  • @miirico5398
    @miirico5398 Год назад +3

    Question concerning your video about the afk farming guide with Queen Sigma will that build work on other characters by any chance? (If you get lucky with the item drops.)

  • @LoliShepherd
    @LoliShepherd Год назад +1

    That erasing pentagram joke was so good :v it made me laugh than cry lol

  • @ZeroX252
    @ZeroX252 Год назад +2

    Godai Shuffle seems like it is the single highest DPS weapon in the game. Make sure to scale it the way the entry says to (duration, and amount = might) and it easily outperforms even victory sword. Also - Summon Night breaks if you go over 90% cooldown, the teeth only spawn on the left half of the screen. Not sure what's up with that.

  • @HobbyAddict52
    @HobbyAddict52 Год назад +1

    Dex, I’ve been playing this on mobile alot. Sometimes when i close my eyes, I see xp flying in from all sides! 😂

  • @alejandrocaballero2063
    @alejandrocaballero2063 Год назад

    Hi Dex! Are there any plans for an updated guide on trouser gold farm? I saw you commenting on that in your last guide with Queen Sigma, but the video never saw the light :(

  • @TheRob10101
    @TheRob10101 Год назад +2

    with the amount of bone jokes im surprised why he didn't name the vid "Evolved Mortaccio NEVER MOVE ONCE Challenge i got boned : vampire survivors"

  • @CeleViiGC
    @CeleViiGC Год назад +2

    Man you really had a bone to pick in this run

  • @Arcticanine
    @Arcticanine Год назад +1

    I'm really starting to like Goshadokuro, he's pretty cool.

  • @Shane-ur1rk
    @Shane-ur1rk Год назад

    Just dex on crack playing vampire survivors as i sit here laughing at him being silly drinking a cup of tea.

  • @jackamole8627
    @jackamole8627 Год назад

    Dex tried this with you and the greatest jubilee is the king of no movement because without evolving it you can get magnets so no pentagram and no lost xp!

  • @ooftedanimal6909
    @ooftedanimal6909 Год назад

    Was brotato the period where you had the most growth or just highest viewership? I can see VS sorta build the foundation that made brotato so successful.

  • @iAmStillNotCody
    @iAmStillNotCody Год назад +1

    Thanks for the reminder to subscribe. I actually do forget to sub to new channels all the time. Here's a comment and like as well.

  • @duesenantrieb8272
    @duesenantrieb8272 Год назад

    walking around with blue balls is actually increasing ones testosterone level ... so make of that what you want

  • @jonathanrobertson7984
    @jonathanrobertson7984 Год назад

    Stop complaining you are old now that you have turned 30! I'm 42 and you just made me feel old!

  • @kauangentilini7087
    @kauangentilini7087 Год назад

    hey dex can you do a tutorial of a egg farm, I'm having difficulty to get some eggs

  • @julianklein1128
    @julianklein1128 Год назад

    dex dex dex... ich glaube, wir würden uns prächtig verstehen xD

  • @RichardGeresGerbil
    @RichardGeresGerbil Год назад

    You should get Mad Groove with Attractorb in this type of challenge you will get all the XP

  • @phoenixnk85
    @phoenixnk85 Год назад

    dont you worry... turning 29 isnt the end... i gonna turn 38 in march... single for almost 6 years... you are just at the start of it all :P liebe Grüße :3

  • @Dimasaditprana
    @Dimasaditprana Год назад +2

    there is new update for holocure on 10 February

  • @QuartzNova
    @QuartzNova Год назад

    How would you approach what I call a "Random Bullshit, Go" build? I'm not talking about a single weapon, but all of the weapons that do NOT have evolutions; Bone, Cherry Bomb, Carrelo, Celestial Dusting, La Robba, and Greatest Jubilee. Obviously, Boogaloo of Illusions would be in there somewhere, but what else?

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 11 месяцев назад

      It has an evolution, but, the cats.
      The cat has to be in the build, so amidst the cchaos cats are running around and messing with items

  • @ooftedanimal6909
    @ooftedanimal6909 Год назад

    Huge

  • @nofxer
    @nofxer Год назад

    Trust me, I'm fairly ahead of you age wise, and still have my moments. Getting older doesn't mean you need to -be- older, it just means you should have more ways to go about things... besides, it doesn't really kick in until the mid 30s anyway lol

  • @menlover555
    @menlover555 Год назад

    best child friendly vampire survivors youtuber right here guys!!

    • @DexTag
      @DexTag  Год назад +1

      To be fair - 70% of my audience is 25+ years old, 29% is 18-24 and only 1.4% is 13-17, so I feel comfortable with it :P

    • @menlover555
      @menlover555 Год назад +1

      @@DexTag no, its 70% of your audience is 10 year olds on their parents accounts, 29% lied about their age and theyre actually just teens and the 1.4% are just 5 year olds on their siblings account

  • @thewirednerv
    @thewirednerv Год назад

    Best game of the year

  • @xarva6464
    @xarva6464 Год назад

    no weyyy dex my birthday is on the same day as yours!!!1 i turned 19 on the 23rd

  • @Cnsmf868
    @Cnsmf868 Год назад

    29:06 speaking about saunas. I heard saunas in Germany are ... _special_

  • @F1LDB
    @F1LDB Год назад

    Welcome to the bone zone

  • @SlickMajic
    @SlickMajic Год назад

    Can you do a beginners guide??

  • @Migixkem
    @Migixkem Год назад

    bro has a different personality around bones

  • @clous081
    @clous081 Год назад

    Waiting for the update to drop

  • @venandnear
    @venandnear Год назад

    Ist das ne mod die Mortaccio evolved? Dachte schon es gab ein update oder?

    • @abra_escaped
      @abra_escaped Год назад

      It's being added in the update tomorrow. He is playing on the Steam beta right now

  • @Bruh-el9js
    @Bruh-el9js Год назад

    Why don't I have access to the Mortaccio update?

  • @guotyr2502
    @guotyr2502 Год назад

    Is apexy unlocked?

  • @xno-trustikal
    @xno-trustikal Год назад

    B O N E

  • @Arcticanine
    @Arcticanine Год назад

    Dex seems to have drank too much alcohol huh...

  • @Joeynator3000
    @Joeynator3000 Год назад

    Random suggestion, since I like watching videos on my TV....less ads? >.< It feels like they happen every two minutes or something. :c

    • @Cnsmf868
      @Cnsmf868 Год назад

      I got no ads tho

    • @Joeynator3000
      @Joeynator3000 Год назад

      @@Cnsmf868 If you're on PC you can block all ads, but since I'm on Apple TV, yeah, I get them...and here they show up constantly. :c

    • @Cnsmf868
      @Cnsmf868 Год назад

      @@Joeynator3000 im on my phone with no ad blocker

    • @DexTag
      @DexTag  Год назад +2

      The problem is I dont determine the actual ads, RUclips chooses when it plays ads. I can set ad slots, which is like a spot to say "Hey, here you could", but the issue with reducing the slots is that right now every 2.5 people see 1 ad, or in other words across 100k views, 40k ads are seen - not views with ads and 1 person may have 20 at once, but 40k ad views across 100k views. Gaming sadly has very low revenue in comparison and reducing the slots really hurts. I hate that some people will see so many ads, I wished I could say "Hey RUclips, please only show a maximum of 2 ads to a person, pre-roll included" so at max 1 mid-roll, but I sadly can't

  • @rumpelkumpel7068
    @rumpelkumpel7068 Год назад

    quasi the bony twister fister?

  • @TheSmogglerSmugg
    @TheSmogglerSmugg Год назад

    alot of people wont care about this comment but i defeated the director with boros it was honestly easy boss fight and i got the weapon! i really want queen sigma and i will get her soon cuz farm gold im poor lol

  • @adamnave1078
    @adamnave1078 Год назад

    Dex

  • @Conre1
    @Conre1 Год назад

    I see, you are, like me, cursed with an eternal internal 12-year-old

  • @WasabiBird11
    @WasabiBird11 Год назад

    Bin 27 und auch kinda stuck im Kopf, wenn du Freunde brauchst hit me up xD
    Gutes Vid!

  • @jagfanbb
    @jagfanbb Год назад

    This is a case study in sometimes you don't have to keep talking every second 😬

  • @Leaping_Lemur
    @Leaping_Lemur Год назад

    You sound like a German CGplays

  • @nostalgiaglassesretroreviews
    @nostalgiaglassesretroreviews Год назад

    Bruh I turn 29 on Valentines Day...Happy early birthday lmao.

  • @Mprus90
    @Mprus90 Год назад

    "once you get the red gem its impossible to level up anymore"
    This doesnt make sense at all??? what did you mean by that?

  • @pimplyface64
    @pimplyface64 Год назад

    Lol I tried to do this b4 I found you. Garlic was not working.

  • @Arcticanine
    @Arcticanine Год назад

    Dude, if growing up will make me not laugh at these jokes then maybe I don't wanna grow up xD
    Seriously though, you don't need to change these kinds of thing for maturity. Maturity doesn't come from sacrifice of kiddish humor, it comes from experience.

  • @BlackdragonTheShadow
    @BlackdragonTheShadow Год назад +2

    There should be a new Holocure update tomorrow… featuring JP gens 1 and 2… two new bosses… both based off of Gen 1 and 2… if you want context for one of them as it’s the most cursed it is based off of…her… you know the one who ate a spider…

  • @Alchemic09
    @Alchemic09 Год назад

    Listening to you going back and forth about balls and saying you shouldnt talk about balls is half the content 🤣

  • @ambershangout7226
    @ambershangout7226 Год назад

    22:17 Mickey Mouse guest appearance

  • @PanPrawda
    @PanPrawda 11 месяцев назад

    Nice. I'm 37.

  • @kebab23
    @kebab23 Год назад

    is this a mod ?

  • @sinyefendrich6360
    @sinyefendrich6360 Год назад

    A bone for the lady

  • @kopitargoldenboy5284
    @kopitargoldenboy5284 Год назад

    likeing balls doesent make you gay if your with the homies

  • @princecuddle
    @princecuddle Год назад

    Wait isn't attractorb also affected by candlelabrador or no?

  • @Makore91
    @Makore91 Год назад

    I know it doesn’t fit with the content in the channel, but if you like boner jokes, you should play Shadows of the Damned. Suda51 is as childish as we are 😂

  • @KingTaltia
    @KingTaltia Год назад

    The more of this I watch, the more I'm certain that curse needs to up knockback resistance, Preferably algorythmically so that it never reaches 100% knockback resistance, but at least so that it doesn't send people flying off screen.
    To be fair, I don't understand why the devs haven't already done this.

  • @kuuluna
    @kuuluna Год назад

    With this much bone you can bone a lot of enemies

  • @BlackdragonTheShadow
    @BlackdragonTheShadow Год назад

    Update Holocures update is out

  • @crushcannon2192
    @crushcannon2192 Год назад

    im sorry. but league hasnt actually changed in the past 7 years. same map. new characters.

  • @golofmann3885
    @golofmann3885 Год назад +1

    Why are you plaing so inficent and dont use limit brak and arcanas right you have much much more potential.But iths going in the right derction Plase make more content

  • @Silver_Sage663
    @Silver_Sage663 Год назад +1

    ........ Don't you have a girlfriend?

    • @Arcticanine
      @Arcticanine Год назад

      That's a touchy subject, he did.

  • @toxicara
    @toxicara Год назад +2

    Dude I'm 41 and still make stupid jokes. Don't grow up it's a trap!

  • @kent0802
    @kent0802 Год назад

    💀💀💀👎👎👎

  • @MikeTolosa
    @MikeTolosa Год назад

    This video confirmed it: Bones are the most powerful weapon in the world 🦴

  • @Aherpropro
    @Aherpropro Год назад

    Bro I love your vidios. You are so unusual I mean even just listening to you talk the video is worth watching. First I discovered you because of I was looking for how to kill red death and now I watch you everyday.