I thought the video was something from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance The only thing I know for real there Will be blood shed ruclips.net/user/shortsqe9MkesVIcw?si=lc-u1w8lehKq6dnI
To all Asian mothers: give your child one of those paddles with the balls at the end of the rope. Make sure it breaks, then you can have something that weed over here in the west call the "paddle" this will have actual rigidity and retain its structure, which will result in more pain because you can put more power behind it or the thing Bends. However a piece of dresser ripped off by a pathological liar, rule-breaker, pre-emptive rebellious teenager, and little sister hurting demon child will also work. Happy paddling
@@Michiko_B disuruh beli cabe, malah beli gundam.... temennya ngadu ama emaknya. heheheh baby Mwah mwah Do you miss meh? *hanging max upgrade crit swallow slipper
@@padukaraja831 lah udah bikin anak cewek nangis kok.... ya auto di gampar sama emak.... apalagi mama Mei(magi) yang kalm tapi sekali ngamuk.... rumah bisa ambyar
@@kiraproxy4569 spoiler in case you havent finish sumeru archon quest Traveler sees scaramouche past life he sees the all 3 reasons why scaramouche becomes evil and hates everyone specially mortals First he said I was left by my mother, my creator (image if the raiden Ei possibly) as she sees no worth of me Tho Ei reason is that the puppet should have no emotions but scaramouche has emotions despite being a puppet which is why he was rejected by Ei
The vendor: Uh Madam? Ei: Yes? The Vendor: Why is that child crying? Ei: He was misbehaving and I show him the conqueseuion of his actions. Also, can I get some Vanilla frosty cupcake for him? Scaramouche:...... Can I have chocolate instead please? Ei: Sure thing. Some chocolate cupcakes frosting please. The vendor: Uh, sure. Not gonna bother wondering what happen.
@@Battledragon4 on other doors, yes. But in this particular door, it closes if you switch to Raiden. I've tried it. Switch to Raiden, door closes. Switch to Zhongli, door opens. Switch to Keqing, door still opens. Switch back to Raiden, door closes.
@@fatum8573 that's not "unique" to you? that's literally the only interactable dialogue between a boss and a player's character until Shouki No Kami finally released.
Mini drama be like : Nahida : oh hey there ei, what's bring you here? Ei : just visit my son Nahida : ok he in there Ei : thanks nahida Nahida : ( ah what a gladly family reunited) In the room :"all shall be perish, the Inazuma Eternity shall bring victory, musono hitotachi" Acara in room : AAHAHHHH AAAAA AHHHHH
Raiden shogun:welcome home ya little shit pulls out her whooping sandals *scaramouche:wAIT please no don’t AhHh- Raiden shogun:whoops scara scaramouche:aHhhHhHHhhHHhhh nahida:EVERBODY vibes* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mamma Ei
I thought the video was something from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance
The only thing I know for real there Will be blood shed ruclips.net/user/shortsqe9MkesVIcw?si=lc-u1w8lehKq6dnI
Scaramouche:HEAR ME OU-
Raiden: *intense slipper throwin*
LMFAO
Uh oh
Uh oh
Nahida: well R.I.P scaramouche good luck:)
@Fusimoimoi9238 I don't think even my aunt can save me now
Raiden: Stereotypical Asian Mother
Scaramouche:Asian child
Nahida: The sibling who snitches
LMAO🤣🤣🤣🍷
This time, snitches get no stitches
To all Asian mothers: give your child one of those paddles with the balls at the end of the rope. Make sure it breaks, then you can have something that weed over here in the west call the "paddle" this will have actual rigidity and retain its structure, which will result in more pain because you can put more power behind it or the thing Bends. However a piece of dresser ripped off by a pathological liar, rule-breaker, pre-emptive rebellious teenager, and little sister hurting demon child will also work. Happy paddling
Nahida is like ei's friend tho who wanted to adopt scara and just reported it to raiden before adopting him
Nahida probably told Raiden that scara stole her robot💀
*Truly archon war*
Even the likes is error 404
Are*
Scaramouch don't is a archon
Ei would’ve gave him the fight he was looking for😂😂😂
@@Madras-yo
Ei : "Miss the taste of eternity, my son? I brought it for you"
Nahida, behind the door : *vibing
Hehe your so funny ☺️
did u miss me ? 😤
@@sandozaope9542 nope 😁
@@OmoriKel131 Nahihi can i get therapipi
I hope he missed it a lot! ☺
i see, they're every asian family
What the hell
@@bapakhirohito714 kau mungkin yang tertinggi di negaramu, namun.... LOWER YOUR TONE.... B O Y... aku berada di kedudukan diatasmu...
emak ei mukul dedek scara, dengan cara Asian mode
@@Michiko_B disuruh beli cabe, malah beli gundam.... temennya ngadu ama emaknya. heheheh baby Mwah mwah Do you miss meh? *hanging max upgrade crit swallow slipper
@@padukaraja831 lah udah bikin anak cewek nangis kok.... ya auto di gampar sama emak....
apalagi mama Mei(magi) yang kalm tapi sekali ngamuk.... rumah bisa ambyar
Raiden: Sword? Nah I'm an Asian mom!
*Pulls out Eternal slipper*
Lol
R.I.P , Scaramouche (balladeer)
No mooooom not the cankla 😭😭😭😭
The slipper shines eternal!
@Raidenshogun-badatcookingBruh. You made a Grammar mistake it's "a" not "an".
Scaramouche: i forgor i didnt do my homework
Raiden Shogun: its my time to shine
If we told Ei that her little son is rampaging across Sumeru she would definitely came to sumeru and deal with him in person
Nah
nah, she would just throw her sandal across the map so hard that when it hits scara, he becomes one with eternity
… Oh he is?- im on my way to sumeru right now 🩴🤡
@@notjimpickens7928raiden : you're not live long enough to see it.
@@Raiden1_2MOM I CAN EXPLAIN I-
Mom i can explain
Is that really her son
@@kiraproxy4569 he's a puppet created by her so technically she's the mom
@@AlcielDaisy now i understand tx
@@kiraproxy4569 More like a sister to the shogun, but to Ei, a mother, yes^^
@@kiraproxy4569 spoiler in case you havent finish sumeru archon quest
Traveler sees scaramouche past life he sees the all 3 reasons why scaramouche becomes evil and hates everyone specially mortals
First he said
I was left by my mother, my creator
(image if the raiden Ei possibly) as she sees no worth of me
Tho Ei reason is that the puppet should have no emotions but scaramouche has emotions despite being a puppet which is why he was rejected by Ei
Ei later went to the local Sumeru neighborhood for a cupcake.
💀
The vendor: Uh Madam?
Ei: Yes?
The Vendor: Why is that child crying?
Ei: He was misbehaving and I show him the conqueseuion of his actions. Also, can I get some Vanilla frosty cupcake for him?
Scaramouche:...... Can I have chocolate instead please?
Ei: Sure thing. Some chocolate cupcakes frosting please.
The vendor: Uh, sure. Not gonna bother wondering what happen.
Bruh 💀
canon 💀
No need nahida is just behind the door
That is why whenever you switch to Raiden when entering to the domain, the doors always closes and this is to prevent this for happening 😭😭
She will bust open the door with her sword like nothing, scara is done for. 😭
I thought it was a bug but now it makes more sense
It is just when you switch to another character, has nothing to do with her.
Its just switching to another character
@@Battledragon4 on other doors, yes. But in this particular door, it closes if you switch to Raiden. I've tried it. Switch to Raiden, door closes. Switch to Zhongli, door opens. Switch to Keqing, door still opens. Switch back to Raiden, door closes.
When Scaramouche gets an A- in college.
Ohhhh
Frfr
Fav comment lmao
Scara: I AM…THE ALL KNOWING-GOD!!!
Raiden: I missed the part where that’s my problem
Damn
Nahida: "SHINJI! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE EVA RIGHT NOW!!"
@PlaceHolderMechanic you can't stop me mom I'm inside of another man.
Raiden Ei: Prepare for trouble!
Zhongli and venti: And make it triple!
Nahida: That's right!
You mean squad?
The amount you make laugh rn🤣
Scara: OH NOOOO-
jesse..
Haha Nahida dancing in the back while Raiden pulls out her slap sandals 😂
noice
"now say sorry to your cousin"
Casually dancing the "specialist" 💀
This does not happen in japanese families, these are local chinese abuser parents.
@@evileyes274 ever heard of a joke before
Nahida: He tried to hurt me.
Raiden: Oh dont worry. I know all of his tricks n tips
"I might be the god of eternity, dear son. But eternal slumber is what I'm about to put you in instead." - Raiden Ei (perhaps)
lmao also i see you're another man of culture with the aqua pfp :3
I will send you two Jesus
Hey Yo Moms!
LOL😊
Pov scara forgot to clean the dishes:
Raiden be like: mommy’s backkkk~
Raiden:wassup son*smacks with slipper*
Scara:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Btw nephew im sorry😔
Lol
Raiden:come say hi to mama~ or else...-holds belt-
Lol
Scaramouche: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
"are ya winning, son?"
"MOM, PLEASE, I WON'T BECOME A GOD EVER AGAIN"
His mom is ready to defeat him also Nahida just smile🗿
Ei:Went to see her son
Wanderer:”OH NO I DIED MEAT!”
Nahida:Just dancing :)
Hey a cool fact if you died as raiden shogun while fighting the scamaraouche you get an unique line by him (I think is also depends on the phase too).
Yes it happened to me and he taunted her and calling her real god name Belzebub
COME ON. Same with big frog and Morax. That's isn't unique 🗿
@@fatum8573 I mean in Scaramouche bossfight the different dialogues are exclusive to Raiden🗿
@@fatum8573 big frog💀
@@fatum8573 that's not "unique" to you? that's literally the only interactable dialogue between a boss and a player's character until Shouki No Kami finally released.
She’s already pissed off because Miko ate all the rice, now this boy causing a lot of trouble in her friend’s nation.
“I do not wish to seize control over him, as it feels like I owe him something”
-Raiden Ei
The “what’s up baby Mae Mae did you miss me? Bro chill Man ahhhhhhhhhhh” got me dying in the floor
Everything, literally everything nahida does is adorable
Nahida: your child killed your sister
raiden:" ended up believe her"
also raiden:
Nahida: plan successful
Scaramouche actually has a special voice line when he defeats Raiden during the fight
Beelzebul am I right?
@@acorns_ yep
I'm sorry but this is the funniest video i ever laughed this hard at 😂
You already make coffin for him? 50% off😂
Sounds like a normal Mother and Son in Asia
...You mean the whole world?
@@thesupershinymegagengar2034 no just Asia
@@Ezikyy Bro, you have no idea how common this is...
@@thesupershinymegagengar2034 nah i see it daily in Asia
@@Ezikyy Ever heard of blacks and hispanics?😂
Raiden:i hear you have new mom! Do you miss me?👁👄👁
Raiden: Ready to die?
Nahida:dancing behind the door
That ass whooping about to hit harder than lightning
*Legendary Swallow Sandal* (Unlocked)
Damage: 9999999+
Raiden: ohhhhhh you fucked up boy, you really fucked up
Scaramouche's worst nightmare.
Nahida:everything fine😊
Ei: **beats scara**
Nahida:💃🏻💃🏻🧍🏻♀️
Raiden when her country is in turmoil: I meditate
Raiden when scaramouche rebels: *Slipper no hitotachi*
Just like an Asian household when your parents broke or did something wrong, its fine but when you do it prepare of war instead
Not the "slipper no hitotachi"😂😂😂
I actually did and on my way there my friend made the joke "Scara you better run, your momma is coming for you" 😭
That not a joke but a horror movie start ☠
The way he said “did you miss me”
The most British thing I heard all week 🇬🇧🧐
Scaramouche:battle between gods
Nahida:come in 'raiden shows up'
Scaramouche:wtf
Scara: You can't do this to me. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE DONE TO COME THIS FAR😭
Frfr
Nah she had the spring Bonnie walk☠️
Nahida:*yells through the closed door*"PLEASE GET ALONG AGAIN WHEN I COME BACK, I GO ORDER US FOOD"
LOL
Nah, Raiden443 is crazy.
Raiden: WASUP SON "pulls out slipper" Scara: AUGHAUHAUGH
"Bro not nahida dancing in the background while raiden is laughing walking in"
THIS IS SUCH A RELAXING SONG OMG
me as soon as i'm forced to fight raiden again
nahida closing the doors behind her💀💀💀
Scaramouche:mom we can talk about this pls
Raiden:*slipper noise*
nahida:this is fun like mother and son "close the door very cutely"😍💅
My team basically
Raiden : PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
Nahida zhongli : AND MAKE IT TRIPLE!
Yae : ..I'm here too
Real
Ei's ass whooping mouché is something I didn't expect to see, yet here we are with her being the most frequently used support in my teams.
ナヒーダの踊りかわいすぎ!笑
scara be like; ''mom noooo!!''
Mini drama be like :
Nahida : oh hey there ei, what's bring you here?
Ei : just visit my son
Nahida : ok he in there
Ei : thanks nahida
Nahida : ( ah what a gladly family reunited)
In the room :"all shall be perish, the Inazuma Eternity shall bring victory, musono hitotachi"
Acara in room : AAHAHHHH AAAAA AHHHHH
ThIS IS SO ACCURATE THO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nahida:chill
Scara:not allowed this user name by mental abuse
can we just pay attention to nahida dancing behind that door?
Raiden shogun:welcome home ya little shit pulls out her whooping sandals *scaramouche:wAIT please no don’t AhHh- Raiden shogun:whoops scara scaramouche:aHhhHhHHhhHHhhh nahida:EVERBODY vibes* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Bro got his ass woped😂😂
I love how nahihi was dancing in the back lol
Raiden: your antics end here
Scaramouche: no, i've passed on you.
Raiden Shogun/ei/baal don't need the gnosis, they need it bcs of proof they're the chosen.
Asian Mommy Raiden came to do what Asian parents do 🤣
Nahida:everything is fine ima just close the door
Sendal legendaris swalow
wkwkkw
she may can't cook (the puppet yes not Ei)
but she has the power of the CHANKLA to stop him
Raiden shogun: **Laughing** what's up baby, did you miss me?
Scaramouse: **unholy screaming**
He actually says certain voice lines in two of his forms when she dies
AAAAAWW AAAAWW AAAAAWWW 🤣
isso me fez rir muito😂😂😂😂
Nahida Just Dancing and Chilling Outside the door:💀💀💀
Raiden In lore💀>scara 😢
Raiden in gameplay 😢 < scara 💀
this is the first genshin meme i’ve ever laughed at 😭
Scara:wait mom let's me tell you something let me tell you something!!!
I love that fact that Nahida’s dancing to specialist while the door closes as raiden pulls out her slipper, absolutely hilarious😂
Nahida dancing in the beginning and smilling at the end, truly an angel
Captions (Lyrics)
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE
WASSUP BABY DID U MISS ME?
AAAAAAAAA ÀAAAAAÀAAÀAAAAAA
Logically, Raiden doesn’t even know who Scaramuccia is, if you haven’t completed the story you won’t understand
Mother and son's fight
Me literally telling all the wanderers I find that his own mom killed the old him
Scara be like : I didn't do anything 🙁
Mother and Son deserves a punishment, while nahida laughs like a fool.
I love how Nahida just dances at the back there
Scara boss has special voice lines for when he kills raiden
Electro slipper is the funniest thing XD
Edit: Ei is a catalyst now due to Electro Slipper
Reality:
Seki no kami - 290% electro resist💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why do i feel like nahida and raiden would have an auntie - niece relationship 👀
This is exactly why they don't let raiden Shogun into the scaramouche boss fight😂
Nahida be like: EAT THAT MODAFAKA
I brought my raiden to the boss battle and killed her just to hear Scaramouche’s voice line 💀💀💀
The f**king kissing sounds 🤣
Raiden: Time to take back what's mine
Raiden:”Strict asian mom”
Scara:”Asian son”
Nahida:”Asian aunt that adopted scara”
the fact that raiden is edp makes this better
Nahida when scaramouche talks back and hits her: