Un soldado Psíquico que entra en batalla en contra de las Fuerzas de Seguridad sobre corrientes de rayos, usando un amplificador autonómico llamado "Armazón-PSÍ".
The good classic way. One definitely cooks regardless with the normal 2000/1900 attack like Gene-Warped Warwolf and Vorse Predator, or the Archfiend Soldier, Alien Stormtrooper and Opticlops of the like, all damn good classics.
0:58 “A rare rainbow fish that has never been caught by mortal man.” Konami: *proceeds to print spell/trap cards showing the fish getting caught and traded in abundance*
Edit: This is why I loved some of the Pendulum monster cards. Monsters with both an effect and lore flavor text Some of the old-school games have the flavor text for certain effect, fusion, and ritual monsters. Yugioh: Forbidden Memories for the PS1 is one that I can think of where every monster appears on the field as just a vanilla monster. Edit: Obviously there are no synchro, xyz, and link monsters on those games.
Read Heliotrope's text backwards: "Eliminate! Eradicate! Exterminate! These are the thoughts of lingering Steelswarm Souls, yearning for a body that they might make their dream a reality", sorry if someone already pointed this out.
19:31 It's "'Eliminate! Eradicate! Exterminate!' These are the thoughts of lingering Steelswarm souls, yearning for a body so that they might make their dream a reality." BACKWARDS!
21:54 The full lore of this card reads: "A mechanized life form, roving through space-time. But the mysterious thing is that its memory is mostly gone. What is the reason? Does it refuse to be interfered with?"
14:02 I really want Konami to make an archetype surrounding this card. he’s got great art, and I’m really curious how a “bad land and psycho sword” deck would play
@Dzeef, Mekk-Knight Avram actually had his flavor text changed drastically when he was ported over to the TCG. Originally, he had an entire poem in the OCG. Here's a rough translation provided by Yu-GI-Oh! Wikia: The hero who defends the light of the stars Must destroy the darkness of the illusory world And entrust his power to the chosen one. The will inherited by the chalice of the stars will become a new key And become the sword that cuts down darkness. I've enjoyed the lore behind the world of the Mekk-Knights, World Chalice, Krawlers, and Orcusts since they came out, so I thought this might be cool to share.
"Oh god a pendulum monster" I think the newer normal monsters like to put lots of lore in so they can justify why they don't have an effect and are probably not helping the archetype (kicks Mr. Check This Out! under the rug)
I actually watched and enjoyed the entire video. Those Joey cards... I thought there was only one of them. :D The amount of Dark World and ocean/water themes in Normal Monsters, even with monsters not directly related to Dark Worlds, is incredible. Admittedly, some of my favorite monsters are Normal Monsters, and not just Blue-Eyes.
Fun Fact: Elemental Hero Burstinatrix Got her flavored text changed; it used to say she was the only woman amongst the Heroes, which of course was later changed
The reason why old normal mosnters have very short descriptions, is because of the old OCG card layout. The description of the card was located in a mall box at the bottom left of the card, and teh stats in another box at the bottom right, there was very little space for descitption and so thext was right to the point.
Bujin Hiruko: A tale of betrayal and deception, retelling how this villain manipulated others to get their way and tying it to the creation of another monster, only for it to end with victory for the heroes as the villain is slain and peace is returned to the land. Bunilla, the very next card: YO THIS BITCH LOVES CARROTS
For anyone mildly curious this is evilswarm heliotrope's text: Eliminate! Eradicate! Exterminate! These are the thoughts of tingeing Steelswarm souls, yearning for a body so that they might make their dream a reality.
I always loved normal monsters. There’s something satisfying and/or comforting about the lore. It’s something you miss with all the other types of monsters.
Dzeeff slowly loses his mind on camera while Joey yells at a wolf for sniffing his socks. Also, Dark Witch is just a bad translation from the TCG, its supposed to be Valykrie. I...don't know how that happened either.
This is something I'd love to see AGAIN but with a gallon of water on standby for Dzeef and more breaks to talk/joke about the cards whenever he feels like.
I like listening to stuff while I work but don’t have to pay attention to or find something else right after it’s done. So feel free to do more stuff like this if you want.
I'm designing a TCG for fun, and I like to give my weakest creatures really over-the-top flavor text that gives them named signature moves and claims they can blow opponents away in an instant, etc. All thanks to reading Yu-Gi-Oh flavor text. xD
Ancient elf CLEARLY HAS BREASTS!!!! WTF???? I am legit here, what kind of trap is this???? Edit: its clear that dragon core hexer came AFTER dragon horn hunter, due to thier flavor text, she hunted dragons for thier horns to save her village but by doing so the dragons came down upon her village slaughtering everyone, and when she found this out she dedicated her life to slaying dragons but losing her reason why similar to gagagigo, dang son, das deep... yep... im building a deck around her now 0-0
Damn anyone else see zombino? He had a frickin poem on his flavor text that read "The two are so close / They did and return to life / Inseparable". He is a undead schoolboy child and you can see in the background the school and fence in the distance and you can just see the story with the artwork: boy runs off to the forest during school: body not found. Just so deep when you see the artwork at 1:08:09
the number of spaces is wrong, but i bet that the fixed words for foucalt's cannon (22:09) is: "is mostly gone. what is the reason? does it refuse to be interfered with? edit: i also googled the bottom half of qliphort monolith's text. (49:10) it's written in code with something called the atbash cipher. when translated, it reads: "contact with the sacred tree is forbidden. the scourge has been unleashed" referring to the artwork for 2 of shadoll's fusion cards, naturia sacred tree, and the infernoid archetype.
Dang psct really simplified, it went from: "Dark Magician" + "Red-Eyes Black Dragon" or 1 Dragon Effect Monster Cannot be destroyed by card effects. Neither player can target this card with card effects. During your Main Phase: You can destroy 1 monster your opponent controls, and if you do, inflict damage to your opponent equal to that monster's original ATK. You can use this effect a number of times per turn up to the number of Normal Monsters used as Fusion Material for this card. Once per turn, when a card or effect is activated (Quick Effect): You can discard 1 card; negate the activation, and if you do, destroy that card, and if you do that, this card gains 1000 ATK. To "Ultimate wizard in terms of attack and defense"
![Explaining All Banned Spell Cards in YuGiOh - [Part 1]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lnI-zAYVM00/mqdefault.jpg)
Dzeef's future kid: "Daddy? Can you read me a bed time story?"
Dzeef: Pulls out an old binder*
TIL the "D" in Dzeeff stands for Daddy
@@dpham8907 Daddyzeef
@@maskedduelist1380 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m falling asleep to this
And if that's not enough he could always pull out the master guides.
46:51 most important part of the video
A Psychic soldier that rides into battle against the Security Forces on currents of lightning, using an autonomic amplifier called "PSY-Frame".
bruh that was the only reason i was gonna watch this vid
Un soldado Psíquico que entra en batalla en contra de las Fuerzas de Seguridad sobre corrientes de rayos, usando un amplificador autonómico llamado "Armazón-PSÍ".
Where is sealed only rivals 4
No, 54:48
I'd agree to disagree but you're wrong.
"All-powerful" "Unlimited strength" "1800 ATK"
Please read the Kappa cards lol
The good classic way.
One definitely cooks regardless with the normal 2000/1900 attack like Gene-Warped Warwolf and Vorse Predator, or the Archfiend Soldier, Alien Stormtrooper and Opticlops of the like, all damn good classics.
Though by not having all of that but at 1400/1500 attack maximum I guess we're alteady pushing out of old school lol
Kinda like how I tell every girl I'm packing, but in reality I have a tictac
@@dusk6159 oo
Dzeeff doesn’t NORMALLY do this type of content, yet here we are
Not a Flavour-Text-Reading-Channel
0:58
“A rare rainbow fish that has never been caught by mortal man.”
Konami: *proceeds to print spell/trap cards showing the fish getting caught and traded in abundance*
This says a lot about society
To be fair none of those are mortal men. They are goblins.
Why?
yes
peepee poopoo bum bum jeff
don't question daddy 2 daddy 1
Maybe he needed an hour away from his girlfriend lol
Wrong chain
Non-effect Ritual, Fusion, Synchro, Xyz, Link monters should have flavor text
He should do a vid of just showing all non-effect ritual and extra deck monsters
Especially the rituals
since people sometimes forget
the summoning requirements are not an effect.
Edit: This is why I loved some of the Pendulum monster cards. Monsters with both an effect and lore flavor text
Some of the old-school games have the flavor text for certain effect, fusion, and ritual monsters. Yugioh: Forbidden Memories for the PS1 is one that I can think of where every monster appears on the field as just a vanilla monster.
Edit: Obviously there are no synchro, xyz, and link monsters on those games.
@@daniboy018 the problem is mainly that Pendulum monsters had multiple effects in each box.
@@Sh1ranu1 Yes Complete Silence That Would Be Amazing
36:09 A minor dragon who writes home to his mother every day because he loves her.
"Joke's not funny, no one's reading"
Bro I love your username!
A minor dragon with some big clappin cheeks.
56:04 Frog the Jam!
36:14
"Joke's not funny, no one's watching"
But I am, and so will anyone who reads this
Next video: reads every
Effect monter's effect
Yes please
He'd probably have to list those year by year. There are too many around and especially the newer ones have a ridiculous amount of text.
Read Heliotrope's text backwards: "Eliminate! Eradicate! Exterminate! These are the thoughts of lingering Steelswarm Souls, yearning for a body that they might make their dream a reality", sorry if someone already pointed this out.
Timestamp?
@@luxrayever 19:35
@@yoloxanson8698 thx
When he said "Check THIS out!!" I felt that
The moment I saw this pop up I was like "No way. He has to be trolling lol"
I was saying "Nah" when I got the notification
Finally some good ASMR
W-what?
@@silvertipstudio9622 ASMR
@@rainbowdragon168 i think I'm done with life for forever
@@silvertipstudio9622 Why?
Beautiful
*reads title, "damn why, there's no way he's actually doing this"
*notices video length is over an hour
y
54:03 the most supported card in Yugioh
57:00 my boi SPACE MAMBO
56:00 Yes, bro, I watched the whole hour and 8 minutes of this. It was entertaining to reminisce of the old Normal monsters.
17:46 Droll bird, so where is lock bird?
with droll, who is probably out drinking with droll bird's lock
Imagine being an awesome looking monster only to be described by a teenager with a Brooklyn accent
39:55 can you Check THIS out!?
that's what I came for thank you
But did you read Volcanic Rat?
Edit: Found it! 1:04:31
Day 644 of waiting for Volcanic Support to arrive...
Legends say on the 1000th day, your wish will be granted
I honestly can't believe skull servants got support before volcanics. Stay strong brother.
Hoping Axel getting added to DL means you may get something soon!
Bruh you are so bad. Isnt volcanic rat enough of support? Stop begging
@@morriax42 Nice
19:35 I see your enchantment table speaking skills are a bit rusty
19:31 It's "'Eliminate! Eradicate! Exterminate!' These are the thoughts of lingering Steelswarm souls, yearning for a body so that they might make their dream a reality." BACKWARDS!
Sheesh! What a tricky way ahhahah
Me: Am i really going to watch a grown man reading up normal-monster flavour text?
My brain: You betcha! Nyaah!
are you a cat??
@@midnight_7349 Have you seen the flavour text of some monsters? If you would watch the video, you would know what im doing there.
@@MsMiDC no i was falling asleep to the video
Ngl I came here just for 19:32
21:54 The full lore of this card reads: "A mechanized life form, roving through space-time. But the mysterious thing is that its memory is mostly gone. What is the reason? Does it refuse to be interfered with?"
40:10 reading all these vanillas made dzeeff have a Freudian slip back into his days before altergeist
3:52 Is that a little kuriboh reference?
No, just regular Joey Wheeler reference, since he actually talks like this in the show
Yeah, it's a Joey Wheeler reference.
@@xolotltolox7626 yes but the "NYEH" is actually invented by the abridged series, according to the wiki
@@XCATX25 no
@@XCATX25 No?..
14:02 I really want Konami to make an archetype surrounding this card. he’s got great art, and I’m really curious how a “bad land and psycho sword” deck would play
49:20 *the furniture starts floating*
loool
Lmao i'm laughing at 5 AM
4:15 "Crack diabolical unit" what a great label.
18:14 "I'm losing my mind btw"
3:02 HE? "HE" has BREAST ARMOR
We love a transgender king! :^)
@Dzeef, Mekk-Knight Avram actually had his flavor text changed drastically when he was ported over to the TCG. Originally, he had an entire poem in the OCG. Here's a rough translation provided by Yu-GI-Oh! Wikia:
The hero who defends the light of the stars
Must destroy the darkness of the illusory world
And entrust his power to the chosen one.
The will inherited by the chalice of the stars will become a new key
And become the sword that cuts down darkness.
I've enjoyed the lore behind the world of the Mekk-Knights, World Chalice, Krawlers, and Orcusts since they came out, so I thought this might be cool to share.
39:55 is what you all came for.
Normal Monster Speedrun Reading when? Get all the Yugitubers to do it, see who can do it the fastest.
"Oh god a pendulum monster"
I think the newer normal monsters like to put lots of lore in so they can justify why they don't have an effect and are probably not helping the archetype (kicks Mr. Check This Out! under the rug)
I don't like the Mekk-Knight archetype but Avrem is an awesome card. Lvl 4, 2000ATK/0DEF "Check This Out!"
This is the best video saying all monsters flavor text I ever see.
Deserves a Frog the Jam/10
A minor dragon, good at cooking.
One of the most heartwarming things I've heard all day.
49:19 - Another monster I was excited for - Qliphort Monolith with its total gibberish at the end.
Nah yugioh isn't dead, Yugitubers still have content to talk about.
Yugitubers:
I actually watched and enjoyed the entire video.
Those Joey cards... I thought there was only one of them. :D
The amount of Dark World and ocean/water themes in Normal Monsters, even with monsters not directly related to Dark Worlds, is incredible.
Admittedly, some of my favorite monsters are Normal Monsters, and not just Blue-Eyes.
Fun Fact: Elemental Hero Burstinatrix Got her flavored text changed; it used to say she was the only woman amongst the Heroes, which of course was later changed
36:05 was good thank you Dzeef
Frog the jam
Also:
"Nobody cares"
I care
I can’t wait for part 2 where you read all effect cards 😜
Mmmm the both new and classic papyrus effects too.
Definitely material to go insane for good
Oh god
The ultimate Yugituber in terms of pack opening and understanding.
A human probably has single to double digit ATK/DEF. If those monsters were real, 1000 ATK would be insanely strong
You saying Metal fish could beat me in a 1v1
@@edgarsanchez9745 Yes, probably stomps you
@@edgarsanchez9745 yes
@@edgarsanchez9745 Hell even Frogs could stomp ye m8
I feel like If I have some weapons I can take on Beaver Warrior 😤
Legendary video idea, big respect to you man!
Doctor: "You only have 1 hour 8 minutes, and 32 seconds to live"
Me:
The reason why old normal mosnters have very short descriptions, is because of the old OCG card layout. The description of the card was located in a mall box at the bottom left of the card, and teh stats in another box at the bottom right, there was very little space for descitption and so thext was right to the point.
I brought the popcorn. This is the best video idea you’ve ever had. Mad respect bro.
Not mentioning that Sky Scout used to be called Harpie's Brother? That's a paddlin'
Dark magician: the wizard of ultimate attack and defense
Dzeef: are you sure about that
Bujin Hiruko: A tale of betrayal and deception, retelling how this villain manipulated others to get their way and tying it to the creation of another monster, only for it to end with victory for the heroes as the villain is slain and peace is returned to the land.
Bunilla, the very next card: YO THIS BITCH LOVES CARROTS
ok i lol'd
For anyone mildly curious this is evilswarm heliotrope's text:
Eliminate! Eradicate! Exterminate! These are the thoughts of tingeing Steelswarm souls, yearning for a body so that they might make their dream a reality.
Fun fact burstinatrix's text used to say that she was the only Elemental Hero woman
This is peak quarantine content lmao
I always loved normal monsters. There’s something satisfying and/or comforting about the lore. It’s something you miss with all the other types of monsters.
Frog the jam. This is insane, but also great background noise when doing chores. You really should have brought some water though
“We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close” if there was no introduction it could’ve been absolute gold
Is no one gonna mention Dzeef was using the uncensored card arts for a lot of them
Fairys Gift Burstinatrix Gemini Elf Harpie Lady etc etc xD
"This is beautiful, I've looked at that for like 5 hours"
🎺🎺💀
Same. Frog the Jam is life
The stats used to be so random with these old vanillas “oh this one has the exact same stats as another monste..GIVE IT 1850 THEN“
it's cool that you've read these monsters, but have you read misc?
Dzeeff slowly loses his mind on camera while Joey yells at a wolf for sniffing his socks.
Also, Dark Witch is just a bad translation from the TCG, its supposed to be Valykrie. I...don't know how that happened either.
11:45 thanks for the shout out
Am I the only one that completely lost his shit when he said thank you Joey Wheeler?
This is something I'd love to see AGAIN but with a gallon of water on standby for Dzeef and more breaks to talk/joke about the cards whenever he feels like.
3:02 omg, this elf is a male??? i had a crush on him when i was a kid,,, i didnt knew english lol
I also had this problem with akira from beyblade... this diference is that it only took a week to realise
@@Liliana_the_ghost_cat i bet u had a crush on the yellow ranger
@@zoiuduu i never watched power rangers
24:08 Cool fact: lore-wise, this is a later version of "Assault Mercenary"
dzeff, the only one youtuber, that no matter what he reads, will still make me watch the video at least 4 times
I wish I had so much freetime
Obelisk the tornmentor?
50:53 - I was wondering when you'd realize you read both Left Arm/Leg arts :D
39:53 for the most important one
I like listening to stuff while I work but don’t have to pay attention to or find something else right after it’s done. So feel free to do more stuff like this if you want.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: an anime about the world within Yu-Gi-Oh! cards would be SIIIIIIIIICK!
Also, Frog the Jam
I'm designing a TCG for fun, and I like to give my weakest creatures really over-the-top flavor text that gives them named signature moves and claims they can blow opponents away in an instant, etc. All thanks to reading Yu-Gi-Oh flavor text. xD
55:46 Frog the Jam!! Had me rolling with that one. Took me right back to the Gameboy Color game.
Sydsnap: "I Say 'Ara Ara' Non-Stop For 1 Straight Hour"
Dzeef: "Hold my Duel Disk"
I see a fellow cultured brother.
I had to drink an extra gallon the day that video was uploaded
55:51 Frog the jam.
This feels like a Jimbles and/or Rata video.
Shame that Slime Toad wasn't listed as Frog the Jam for this reading
19:32 You could've read it backwards and then reversed it while editing. Nice try though.
Ancient elf CLEARLY HAS BREASTS!!!! WTF???? I am legit here, what kind of trap is this????
Edit: its clear that dragon core hexer came AFTER dragon horn hunter, due to thier flavor text, she hunted dragons for thier horns to save her village but by doing so the dragons came down upon her village slaughtering everyone, and when she found this out she dedicated her life to slaying dragons but losing her reason why similar to gagagigo, dang son, das deep... yep... im building a deck around her now 0-0
Now I wonder if Dzeeff always says "Nobody cares" after he makes a bad joke and just edits it out.
We care, Doug. We care.
I love that there’s a card called ‘People Running About’
2:15 This card has a potential being an archetype
He's an ally of justice technically
@@ColasTeam Imagine equiping it on cards and then getting effect for it?
Francis Paulo Zepeda It has, Allies of Justice being forgotten like that? :(
27:30 'Who is even watching?'
Alternate title man slowly loses his sanity reading yugioh cards
Is this where Konami look at this video and think to themselves, "Let's make some retrains / normal monster support."?
Next video: reading every effect monster
Damn anyone else see zombino? He had a frickin poem on his flavor text that read "The two are so close / They did and return to life / Inseparable". He is a undead schoolboy child and you can see in the background the school and fence in the distance and you can just see the story with the artwork: boy runs off to the forest during school: body not found. Just so deep when you see the artwork at 1:08:09
11:14 Wait, he's described as "fiery" and warned not to touch him or you'll "get burned," but he's neither Fire attribute nor Pyro type. ???Waht?
Not in the literal way, more about getting your ass kicked or being lit up
the number of spaces is wrong, but i bet that the fixed words for foucalt's cannon (22:09) is:
"is mostly gone. what is the reason? does it refuse to be interfered with?
edit: i also googled the bottom half of qliphort monolith's text. (49:10) it's written in code with something called the atbash cipher. when translated, it reads:
"contact with the sacred tree is forbidden. the scourge has been unleashed" referring to the artwork for 2 of shadoll's fusion cards, naturia sacred tree, and the infernoid archetype.
jesus christ he finally lost it
YES HAHAHAHA
Dang psct really simplified, it went from:
"Dark Magician" + "Red-Eyes Black Dragon" or 1 Dragon Effect Monster
Cannot be destroyed by card effects. Neither player can target this card with card effects. During your Main Phase: You can destroy 1 monster your opponent controls, and if you do, inflict damage to your opponent equal to that monster's original ATK. You can use this effect a number of times per turn up to the number of Normal Monsters used as Fusion Material for this card. Once per turn, when a card or effect is activated (Quick Effect): You can discard 1 card; negate the activation, and if you do, destroy that card, and if you do that, this card gains 1000 ATK.
To
"Ultimate wizard in terms of attack and defense"
come on man i get times can be tough but this is just stretching it to the 10 minutes.
" On land or in the sea, the speed of this monster is unmatchable...unmatchable.." LMAO