GOP Forced To Revive The Culture Wars Because Joe Biden Makes A Lousy Boogeyman
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- President Biden's demeanor makes him a tough target for personal attacks by Republicans, and his success with vaccines and the American Rescue Plan has likewise made him hard to attack on policy. In the absence of a convenient boogeyman, the GOP has resorted to their time-honored strategy of dividing Americans over cultural issues, like the de-gendering of Mr. Potato Head. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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Hey Repugs, make sure you send those checks back ASAP, we wouldn't want you going against your own "principles" by taking "hand outs".
Say so!! Lol
Exactly!
But how will Jo Bob & Effie Lou & their 14 snot-nosed kids buy that 1970's repoed double wide if they send their stimulus money back? 🤣🤣🤣
@@joanbowden3448 The Trumkins.
The Red States actually got more relief from this package but you’d never hear them say that!
@@joanbowden3448 isn't this a prejudiced answer? Democrats aren't poor sometimes? Did you spend the Trump check?
"Maybe the royal family knows".
He didn't just throw shade, he threw the whole palm tree!
Good lord I wasnt ready for that slap to the royal family🤣
I felt something good coming but that went above and beyond lol
Holy crap, this is the best comment I've seen today 🤣🤣🤣
"Now stop talking about Dr. Seuss, and start working with us on behalf of the American workers." -- I love that line.
Yeah, they really had to reach to find something to enrage their voter base to distract from the fact that they all voted against the stimulus. Dr. Suess and Mr. Potatohead... give me a break. Who knew the GOP was so dead set against private enterprise being allowed to make decisions.
@@backpacker3421 maybe they're irrationally enraged because they so strongly relate to a toy that is supposed to be a man by virtue of possessing a bow tie instead of balls.
@@nonyabizness.original 😅🤣😂😜👌 Good one!
@@nonyabizness.original snap
@@nonyabizness.original underrated comment
A big THANK YOU to Tim Ryan for having an appropriate amount of outrage against Republicans turning their backs on Americans in our time of great need.
Tim Ryan’s speech was brilliant. MAGA doesn’t give a fig about their blue collar constituency.
You mean the GOP since they have been 100% for plutocratcy and corporatocracy since the introduced the failed concept of trickle down and engaged in wholescale union busting.
I'm glad there is at least one sane representative from Ohio.
@@UlshaRS 100% dude. Ugg trickle down economics, turned into a stanky stagnant pond at the top that the 1% just poop in.
It was, but it's also too late. I recall too many times when zero Republicans went against Trump, and that includes Tim Ryan.
@@freda2758 Tim Ryan is a Democrat.
“Maybe the Royal Family knows!” Such an efficient joke.
Right !
If there's anything I love more than efficiency or humor it's efficient humor :-D
Ha ikr
Cracked me up. #lowblow
But just certain members - not the Queen or Phillip!
"Thank you Irrelevant Stranger."
I LOLed. It was a LOL of relief as much as amusement.
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"Thank you irrelevant stranger." Gold right there.
cheers.
About fkin time! Next year in *mid-terms* remember the GOP senators who didn't want to give poor Americans financial support & *VOTE**#BLUE*
yup, and remember that when they were in charge during covid, they siphoned off a couple trillion dollars to rich f*ks, to whom t***p then said "you should love me becsuse i have made you a lot richer today".
👏 👏 👏 🙏🏽
I can’t believe it’s only been 50 days. It’s incredible what simple decency and empathy can get us.
Sure looks good from here neighbour 🇨🇦
@@miklmiklmtrcycl6009 🇺🇸♥️🇨🇦
What has it gotten us exactly? Bombs dropped on syria, lies about the stimulus check, turning his back on $15 minimum wage. If your standards can be so easily met by someone not making mean tweets, you clearly dont have any real deep political thoughts.
What has it gotten anyone?!
@@jcselement Couldn't agree more. Biden can't even formulate sentences. I disliked Trump because he was a lousy human being. But Biden, c'mon man, the guy's mind is gone.
Also, to add to your point, let's not forget about what all he has done for the kids in cages.
There wasn't "widespread voter fraud" in 2020, there was just *WIDESPREAD VOTING,* and the more people that vote, the fewer elections the GOP will win; they said it themselves.
We can win the upcoming elections if we just get out there and *VOTE LIKE IT'S 2020 AGAIN!* 👍💜🇺🇸
"Wide spread voter turned out."
👌🏻
You go for it .... again!
Best of luck from Denmark :-)
"Now, as our state legislators seek to turn back the clock through legislation that will restrict access to voting for many Georgians, I am disheartened, saddened, and angry. Many of the proposed changes are reactions to allegations of fraud for which no evidence was produced-allegations that were, in fact, refuted through various audits, recounts, and other measures. The proposed changes appear to be rooted in partisan interests, not in the interests of all Georgia voters.
I also am disappointed that advocates for these restrictive changes have repeatedly and selectively referenced a report prepared by a 2005 commission that I co-chaired with former Secretary of State James Baker. While our report noted a few good and bad examples of vote-by-mail practices, its main recommendation was that further study of voting by mail was needed. In the 16 years since the report’s release, vote-by-mail practices have progressed significantly as new technologies have been developed. In light of these advances, I believe that voting by mail can be conducted in a manner that ensures election integrity. This is just one of several ways to expand access to the voting process for voters across the state, regardless of political affiliation.
American democracy means every eligible person has the right to vote in an election that is fair, open, and secure. It should be flexible enough to meet the electorate’s changing needs. As Georgians, we must protect these values. We must not lose the progress we have made. We must not promote confidence among one segment of the electorate by restricting the participation of others. Our goal always should be to increase, not decrease, voter participation."- Jimmy Carter March 2021
As a result of 2020 republicans in 40 states have introduced more than 250 bills to suppress minority voting rights. STOP THEM!
"Maybe the Royal Family knows."
Even the crew couldn't handle that heat.
Stephen has been aging backwards ever since Biden was elected President. LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS 😍
I'd be honored if some fellow Colbert fans who appreciate 80s classics would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen and JACK & DIANE by John "Cougar" Mellencamp on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Live acoustic with no digital enhancements. Peace and stay safe.
I'm looking better these days too. Trump and his bat s**t crazy Deplorables gave me high blood pressure for four years.
Never voting for any rotten republican as long as i live
Where as the Trump supporters are not doing so great "Biden keeps everything steady, normal, 😨 and doesn't wake up threatening to kill innocent people or declare war on anyone who doesnt like him?? And he's giving money to covid treatment?? Giving money to us!!! 😱 That bastard!! 🤬 How dare he be so grown up and... dare I say it..? Sane!"
Am starting to think people just want something to complain about. It's when they are at there happiest.
Right
Jen Psaki(?) low key taking a swing with “the President’s name will not appear on the memo line” is amazing 😧😄😂
Yeah, you spelled "Psaki" correctly.
Just pointing out that good old Joe is not going to hold up relief checks so that his name is on them unlike..... the former moron. Nothing wrong with the truth.
"...name will not appear on the checks..." PRICELESS 💸😛
@@RabblesTheBinx good to know, thanks!
"Maybe the Royal Family knows." LOL
that was the sickest burn I have ever heard. someone get the fire department because the palace is on Fire
My college isn't even having a spring break, and the burnout amongst staff and students is so real you could taste it... but holy shit, the lack of care people my age are showing...
To your credit that you see it. Talk to as many of your peers as you can.
The catharsis in "irrelevant stranger" is godly.
Right?! Glad that wasn't just me that noticed that, haha!
It was so much more cathartic than I expected.
Ummm. I live in upstate NY..who cares....our president (Biden) made shit happen to take of us.
this is just a reminder that mcconnell complained that americans will retire on a single $1400 check.
We will? We must be time traveling back to about 1910, in that case.
@@davidlundquist1979 wasn't that when he took office?
I've been looking at buying a condo in the Hamptons. I think I might have some money from the $1400 left to spring for a yacht but I'm currently torn btw sizes.
@@joylastname3035 Go ask betsy devos. She has lots of yachts and can help you pick one out. She’s just a common, working-class lady.
@@nickstroke yeah, that right! Thanks! She can also give me tips on how to escape those yacht taxes by claiming my yacht isn't docked in American waters.
1 Year since Coronavirus lockdown...
Thank you Stephen Colbert; you have helped keep me sane over this past year.
I can't wait for "A Late Show" to be "The Late Show" again.
@@mysterymayhem7020 I like this more intimate format, & his interplay with Evie makes my heart smile 🥰
"Buy yourself something nice, like rent or medicine."
I hear basic car maintenance is also going to be a really popular choice.
My dad is a mechanic, even I can't get my car fixed right now
@@HIM7070 - I need an appt...
Trump handed out checks! remember?
@@VulcanJedi2006 never said anything about the Cheeto.
You bet!
Biden is proving himself to be the kind of President we all needed for a long time! God bless him and his administration!❤😎👏
What you want in a president: Boring. Competent. Experienced.
If Biden doesnt fit that bill, no one does.
💜Biden💜
He learnt not to trust the gop from how Obama was treated
no, screw complacency. Never rest, always demand more. As far as i'm concerned, after a term's end, the president should be the equivalent of a spent battery: nothing left in it. There is _half a billion people_ under their protection.
@@GeorgeTsiros Praise the good, push against the bad.
Carrot and stick works. Can't just be mad all the time.
Once the audience can come back, I’m going to miss hearing Evie laugh off camera
I like the new format, i hope it stays.
YES. KEEP THIS FORMAT!! 💕
Me, too!!
I found the background forced giggling most annoying.
Once the audience can come back, they should occasionally include a "laugh track" that is nothing but Evie's laughter.
Imagine the least cultured people in the world trying to wage a culture war.
And the people who least accept other cultures
@@drewstaser9726 Well, that's why it's a "culture war" and not a "culture competition".
I'd rather be uncultured than a woketard.
@@danlevan6138 You keep saying those words. I don’t think those two words mean what you think it means.
I don't get this culture war nonsense. Did we declare a war on culture now. Reading comment sections is like reading the burn book in the movie Mean Girls. Adults sounding like petty teenagers.
I really turn into a 10-year-old whenever someone says 75% of Americans support the package.
I don't understand why 25% don't support it. I'm not from the States though. I hear that it's incredible to have as many as 75% in agreement so that's a success, I guess
“Thank you, irrelevant stranger.” I love that
"Maybe the Royal family knows" ..... bazzinga Steven.... well played.
That was a good Col-burn!
Too many people don't care enough about their fellow human beings. Personally, I'm going to wear my mask until the experts say otherwise, and I feel better having done my part to protect myself and others
Ditto.
(Knocks on wood)
I didn't even catch a cold or got sick by wearing my face mask. This pandemic has taught me so much and I'm glad I have common sense as to continue wearing face masks especially when sick.
Truthfully, I'll probably won't ever ride public transportation again without one. And I'll certainly carry and use more hand sanitizer than I did before.
Word
Its literally that fucking simple. Thank you.
Now that I realize how easy it is to get people's stuff on me I want to wear a mask forever. Not a germaphobe, it's just gross.
Stephen seems so much happier and more relaxed now that he doesn't have to cover that "irrelevant stranger." I love to see his genuine glee!
so shallow. america is doomed when everyone can pretend that team blue magically fixes everything regardless of actual record.
Well Played Stephen 😉(on the Difference between Biden & Obama by Dropping the Royals bomb)... The Seussery was Fabulousness
The House passed the bill. The GQP side is empty. Nobody there.
The GOP brain is empty. Nothing there.
Amazing how things work better when there aren't republicans around.
Write that on the checks...no republicans voted for your stimulus, thank a Democrat!
They threw hissy fits about Dr Seuss and Mr Potato Head for relevance. They bailed out their corporate masters last year.
@@cathieludemann5879 Exactly....GQP sucks.
"Hmmm...I wonder what's different about Obama that enraged their base? I dunno. Maybe the Royal Family knows." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m an American, and I can honestly say that we can be very selfish and sometimes very stubborn people. Although I’ve quarantined the whole time and got both my vaccines done. So with that being said, not all of us are stupid and selfish. Oh and stubborn. We take our freedom of choices for granted a lot of the times.
"Maybe the Royal Family knows" Man I love that one stone two birds shot.
Trump probably tried to sneak back into the White House, but Major caught him.
"Now that's a good boy, Major. 😄"
Trump 4ever 🤣
@@tuyenle8107 trump for ver ?
Trump and his cultists wanted the virus to run rampant, as leverage for political gain.
Look how that blew up in his ugly orange face
Omg I laugh so much this priceless 😁
"Mr Potato Head, also known as Piers Morgan". 🤣🤣
Hat tipped...
Just call him “Good Ol’ Joe” - it’s so refreshing !
Someone needs to take Tim Ryan's clip and run it 24-7 on ads
Nice to see a president being presidential and doing something for the most afflicted americans
The bar is so low...
@@drewstaser9726 Yet so high at the same time.
Yeah, giving away our tax dollars to other countries and hiding from the press. "being Presidential"...you mean the way he can't complete a sentence without slobbering all over himself, and forgetting peoples' names?? Yeah, that's SOO presidential. You children HAD the best president you'll see in your lifetimes, and you're too childish to admit it. Bunch of irresponsible, brainwashed (just the way the left likes you) crybabies
@@davidschmidt6013 "Bunch of irresponsible, brainwashed (just the way the left likes you) crybabies" -- yes, you are, starting with all your claims of how the election was "stolen" and continuing on with whining about how Biden is doing deficit spending after you ignored Trump doing the same thing for four years. I don't like all these giveaways but at least they're going to Americans who need the help, not just Trump's rich friends. The trickle in "trickle down" theory has a distinct yellow hue.
@@davidschmidt6013 Aw, a wild snowflake projecting their Idols flaws on to someone that has a legitimate medical stutter instead of the low IQ wanna be dictator with an inferiority complex that would literally throw them under a bus than take responsibility for anything. Par for the course I guess LMFAO.
"Thank you irrelevant stranger."
I love that thought...
This made me think of the Maya Angelou quote:
“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel"
The world feels brighter with President Biden
The other guy made me feel like having a scotch
@@artbargra more precisely: ..like *needing a scotch
Oh, I will never forget how 45 made me feel!
As much as we hated Trump, Biden definitely doesn’t make me feel much better. I can’t believe those are the two options we ended up with.
A lovely thing to say .....I think every new house plant can brighten the absolute terror that the current administration will bring......oops ....my bad “is” currently bringing..........?.... so they stick a probe in your brain and pump
The bullshit in....?..... or is that all you? ....in either case ......bravo bravo
Your compliance is required per your instructions...good sheep!!
Joe, and Kamala. The White House has a world class act in a 4 year residency. Bravo!
Shout-out to Ms. Harris's husband as our first "second gentleman." He will spend much of his time being overlooked.
@@elizabethsohler6516 . Good observation. But , as with any pioneer , the exploration of any new territory is an adventure.
@@wayneburton8168 True. That's a wonderful observation!! And I've only just read it now!!
@@elizabethsohler6516 Thanks. I'm up early this morning. Going fishing. Have a great day 😊
@@wayneburton8168 Likewise !!
I’m a 20 year old Georgian college student. I started watching Colbert reels on RUclips 2 weeks into the pandemic. It is my favorite part of my day to watch about evie and all of his trivial but clever skits. It seriously has made life better. Thank u Steve :,)
I'd rather have major in charge than any of the trumps.
Major would bite Kim Jong Un in the face...
And I would pay to see that
Totally!!!(~);}
Caligula might have been on to something. Horses, dogs... They're sometimes more reliable than humans.😊
I'd rather have major's fleas in charge than any trump
Can he be trained to just bite people wearing red hats?
“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through...all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself.
For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero
Cicero said it all. Thanks for that quote. We're at least erudite.
Biden's boring but he's been getting stuff done! What a refreshing change.
Bidens like your grandpa. You never want to visit him but your happy when he gives you money for your birthday and Christmas
Ikr
all without him telling us lies like he had the biggest turnout to inauguration. It is so nice not to hear lies exiting his mouth every time he opens his mouth.
I understand why you wrote that, but competence is never boring.
"Thank you, irrelevant stranger."
It's a rare glimmer of gratitude from humble Stephen towards Donnie... hopefully, Donnie stays irrelevant...
You win btw. I was close second. Neither of us get cookies though 😔
@pakde sragen dude. Quit spamming your trash can video.
I honestly expect to see facebook videos of people burning the checks rather than accept help from a Democrat.
Nah, they'll donate it to trump, like he told them to.
They could donate to food banks etc. what a bunch of whiners!
I'm cool with that. Money they don't take from the treasury.
And then Joe can laugh in their faces as the bill ends up spending less than expected, leaving a surplus.
Which is exactly the kind of platform that got Clinton re-elected.
Welcome to April 1st!
Sounds about right.
The Biden steaks, Biden vodka and water just shows again how absurd the Trump brand was 😂
...Biden Airlines... (*Picture of Train)
Solid joke!!
We have a president who make smart decisions and does not tweet stupidity, refreshing, also can the GOP get their own stuff together already?
It's such a sweet treat to see a man thinking before and as he speaks...in complete sentences, no less! 😄
The GOP are goners.
No . No they can't. Lol.
They've been off the deep end since Bush Jr got voted in.
As far as the Republicans are concerned, every dollar in a working class pocket is one that would be better served in THEIRS.
Then why do Republican politicians want the economy back open as soon as possible like in Texas? If they don’t care about the working class? if anything it’s the Democrats who are insisting on continuing a closed economy because of the virus, and the unemployment and business closures that come out of that shall cause equal if not more suffering and depression than the virus itself...
but I digress as a European I’ll probably now be called a Trumptard for not saying the exact same liberal talking point as everyone else here, just as I’m called Libtard for not baaaaaa’ing with the rest of the sheep on Conservative videos
@@FriedrichBarb wow, you must've had a big ole glass of that Drumpf Kool Aid. Go yell at your Twitter feed and leave the real Americans alone
@@FriedrichBarb there is a pandemic health is more important.
@@FriedrichBarb Sure let the blue collar workers go back to work, contract Covid and get sick and die or have life-long lung problems while not having health insurance. Maybe wait a little longer till most people are vaccinated?
@@FriedrichBarb Because they're effing stupid.
Goddamn, Tim Ryan's speech though--!
Old "opportunity widens with Biden"? "Assistance providin' Biden" ... yeah, one of those.
“She’s about to fund a school and I think she likes it!” Classic!
“Biden Airlines” was a train. 😆
Biden is old enough to remember when the Continental Army seized all the airports from the British. www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-48879825
🚂💨💨💨💜
"trump airlines" was a failure! 🤣
Air Force One is still being fumigated and disinfected.
Yes we all have eyes
Zoom meetings have literally been the best thing ever. No commute, I can lay in my bed in my pj’s and I’m never late. DO NOT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!
I loved that Dr. Seuss-esque rant.
Iambic rhymes are fun to chant.
The congressman was right as well:
For workers’ rights, we’ll fight like hell.
The Emmy Committee really needs to create a new category called, "Best Laugh Track for a live talkshow or comedy" so that Stephen's wife can win it.
"Thank you, irrelevant stranger..."
You sure 'thank' was the word you wanted to use there? I'd have used a different one, m'self.
Does it rhyme with truck?
@@philiphockenbury6563 i was gonna say duck
Hes not allowed to say that word on US tv. Btw, if his show was on in the UK he would be allowed to use adult language, such a shame hes stuck in a puritan hellhole.
@John Krafter I bet Stormy wished it had been "edited out"
@@philiphockenbury6563 I can't figure out what word you mean. I guess I'm out of luck...
"Train Riden Biden" has my vote!
Steven you forgot his line of watches, Biden Time.
No!
No!
Bad darren! Bad!
Now go to your room and think about what you did...
Sooo funny!
Well done, darren lyddieth! occhamsrazor's just jealous.
@@occhamsrazor I'm Ausralian, I know exactly what I did.
What aboit his bicycle brand: Ridin' with Biden?
😂 “I wonder what’s different about Obama that enraged their base”
It was his color.
I thought it was the beige suit.
It was because he was only half white. 😂
"I'm a job creator" that's what my 6yo says too when she makes a mess at home
Does she pay you, or do you keep a running tab for when she gets her first job?
@armia krajova Theoretically no, because the fetus never signed a contract, nor entered into a verbal/oral contract. So technically no.
Still funny, tho.
I’m not Joe Biden’s biggest booster, but I will say this for him: He seems to care whether or not we all die, which makes him a huge improvement over Old Tiny Hands.
That bar was basically on the floor.
The yodeling donkey vagina put the bar so low a excavations to the center of the earth was commission to find the aforementioned bar
@@raycasas2867 They could've replaces him with a peanut butter sandwich, and no one would have noticed.
@@raycasas2867 "yodeling donkey vagina" is so fucking funny. thank you kind stranger for that wonderful comment. I will share it with everyone I know so that they may laugh as hard as I did when I read this.
Biden really got that vaccine going huh?
Dems snuck in $60 billion in tax hikes for the uber wealthy and corporations.
**chef's kiss**
Love it.
I love the Child Tax credit payments that will start coming MONTHLY, starting in July. $250 a month for each child age 6 through 17 and $300 monthly for each child under age six. How are Republican Politicians going to explain away those direct deposit payments as being a bad idea?!
thank god for democrats!
@@stevechance150 That payment is an advance on the tax credit you’d get when filing next year. People need to pay attention to this. This isn’t bonus money. It’s just moving up when families would receive it. I know a lot of Oregonians who didn’t pay attention to the catches to the stimulus money last year who ended up with tax bills instead of refunds this year since it was taxable. The child tax credit won’t be taxable since it already isn’t, but it will cut down what families can expect to get next year.
“Maybe the Royal family knows”😂 It’s frustrating that the moderate conservatives don’t see the subtle, and sometimes even the blatant racist overtones.
I'm seriously going to miss these moments with Stephen and Evie, and the crew laughing in the back.
"Maybe the Royal Family knows"... pure comedy gold. Give that guy/gal a raise...
5.5 trillion! We should of done the nationwide quarantine for 30 days collectively back a year ago. It would of been way fecking cheaper!
@pakde sragen stop
Even in countries with the strictest lockdown measures, Covid isn’t eradicated. It was nothing more than a pipe dream that a mutation of a virus that’s been around for ages already would have been eradicated so fast. In reality, it’ll go away when it evolution into something milder, which viruses always do. Then 1918 flu didn’t go away. Evolution happened. These variants? That’s evolution. Viruses get worse, and they get milder. That’s literally exactly how it works. And there was no way of making everyone stay home for 30 days. People needing to go to the grocery store or to a doctor’s office is a chance to pass something along.
The ONLY chance for eradication would have been to tell everyone they had 48 hours to get everything they could for the following 30 days, them have military in the streets to ensure no one leaves their homes at all, for anything, at all, no matter what, especially if someone was sick with Covid (isn’t the point of this plan to keep it from getting out into the public somehow?), and those soldiers also wouldn’t be going home for this time. At the end of that 30 days, quarantine them away far from others for another 30 days. Then let them go home.
@@budtastic1224 i keep reporting for spam. It’s therapeutic, if nothing else.
Should have 🙈
Next week we hear Donald Trump stating "it was all me I'm so great" 😶it is only a matter of time.
Who?
Major probably mistook Mitch McConnell for a zombie on the White House lawn.
😂😂😂😂
You mean Moscow Mitch is NOT a zombie?
@@catherinebrown1902 he only sold his soul, the husk is still alive
@@Nevertoleave maybe he’s a clone... “unlimited gridlock!” *shoots lightning from fingertips!
😂😂😂
The GOP has got to put the Dr Sues books down and earn their pay
And the twisted irony is: Dr. Seuss essentially chose this on their own. No one was calling for the changes. This was their own decision.
They are provided insurance by our taxes and refuse to allow us the same
It’s all the GQP has in their arsenal. If they didn’t have Mr. Potato Head and Dr. Seuss they’d be screwed with all their other great self owns. 🤔
Democrats cleaning up Rep messes since 1933 !
@@AndiDuck more like 1980
@@susiefairfield7218
Only Liberals can save America!! We founded it. Liberal Unions built it. Liberals won WW2 and went to the moon.
Conservatives gave us Vietnam, Middle Eastern never ending wars, Trump and insurrection.
@@AndiDuck don't forget Trickle Down Economics.
Republicons destroying Unions since St.Ronald busted the Air Traffic Controllers Union (PATCO) in '81.
You are unstoppably hilarious!!! I adore the news through your eyes. Ryan railing at the GOP in Seuss speak was THE BEST!!!!!
Really gave me a open laugh!
Just fabulous.
Wearing your mask under your nose is like installing screen doors on a submarine !
More like leaving the door open
@@themeanestkitten No, The Duck got it right.
Its the equivalent of cutting the tip off your condom.
Well, he is far away enough from others who also have masks to be a concern.
@@thisbushnell4824
Hahaha
Tim Ryan, I feel you! If I had a chance to stand up somewhere and yell at a bunch of idiots, I would. Also yelling in general sounds pretty nice
I can’t believe spring breakers are still traveling to Florida. University of Florida students aren’t even getting a spring break cuz they’re afraid we’ll travel and get COVID
@A H lol I’ve lived in Florida my whole life and I go to the university of Florida. I was saying I can’t believe other schools are being dumber than Florida by letting their students have spring break and travel when university of Florida students aren’t.
I know guys at University of Tampa who still go to the bars and clubs 6 nights a weeks and there’s 0 restrictions. Never have been all school year...
News Flash!
One week later Florida is under emergency declarations and mandatory
curfews. Traffic is also being monitored heavily.
Imagine that. 😒
🎶 "She's about to fund a school and I think she likes it." 🤣🤣
The royal family joke caused me to wake up my grandma with laughter and IM NOT SORRY
"A bagel should be so durable you can give it to your teething baby and half an hour later it's unblemished. And the bagel's fine too." 🤣🤣🤣
"Thank you, Irrelevant Stranger." I almost came to that statement.
🤣🤣🤣
Weigh the cost of doing a thing against the cost of _not_ doing it.
Exactly.
Excuse me, it’s irrelevant orange stranger.
7:15 "Maybe the Royal family knows" lol, caught me by surprise
"...Zoom calls trigger our 'fight or flight' survival reflex..."
Dude, all forms of communication's been triggering my fight or flight reflex loooooong before the pandemic and Zoom meetings..
Same.
I really hope Tim Ryan runs for the senate I'm Ohio.
Its moments like these that I thank my parents for raising and teaching me about how NOT to be a cockwomble... (also accidentally made me a bit of a germiphobe, so I guess that helps too)
“Maybe the Royal Family knows.” 🤣😂 BET!
Wahoo! And Merrick gonna shake things up and we now have a compassionate Black woman in HUD. Big and more liberal than expected. Anand Girihadas says forget the budget. This is what we need. I am getting my teeth fixed...woo hoo.
I get my vaccine tomorrow, next month i won't be afraid to get my broken tooth fixed 🥰
I hear you.
Under orders from my s/o to use it to deal with the tooth that should have come out 14 months ago.
It is so good to see Stephen Colbert in such great spirits! I'm with you, friend!
Some words just make one feel happy for no reason at all. 'Irrelevant stranger' are probably two of those.
Ok can we give whoever wrote that Seuss rhyme an award?
2020 Trump: "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
2021 Trump: "Prison. Guard. Jumpsuit. Cell. Bars."
💪ACED IT!
He's got the best words. 😆
YESSSS!!!
@@TheBeezusjones Trump knows words, he has the best words...
He just doesn't know what they mean, when to use them, or how to spell or pronounce them.
Tim Ryan clip had me wishing I was watching C-SPAN.
I wish Obama had done a victory lap. The world needs more Joe espousing “this is a big f***in’ deal!”
Also, whomever said “there’s just not the antipathy for Biden like there was for Obama” needs an award for Shouting the Quiet Part Loudly...
Randy Rainbow's gonna run with that Pointer Sisters bit...
You know it sister.
I think you mean rainbow Randolf
Republicans are disappointed that the cash isn't going to the top.01%.
It’s amazing what a President can accomplish when he actually shows up to work every day instead of spending it on “executive time” watching Fox News.
But butt Trump did his best thinking when he was playing golf...
@@c.schwartz7822 for my own sanity I'm going to assume you are being sarcastic lol
He also does his best thinking when Fox does the thinking FOR him
Trump checks? were they different than the Biden checks?
You have to be pretty clueless to think the $1400 checks are the only thing Biden has accomplished. He's done more in 50 days that Trump did in 4 years.
The most obvious thing is that he's actually taking decisive measures to address the Covid crisis, instead of alternating between ignoring it and complaining about how it a plot against him personally.
Don't mention piers Morgan. He feeds off it. It's what keeps him alive
I still miss President Obama.
Guess we got the next best thing his VP 😆.
But i agree i miss him too.
Always and Forever... But, for the Last 50 I haven't started CRYING at the Sight of His Face or Sound of His Voice...
I Want to Know WHEN There will be a Class Action Suit against Ol'Donnie for PTSD
@@alexandraaaron9705 hopefully soon in new york maybe. 🙏
@@alexandraaaron9705 maybe like a class action lawsuit.
U miss the pro war pro wall st days of Obama, try some critical thinking.....