Why Jaguars are an Avengers Level Threat (and cheetahs are not)

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  • @flyingdutchman810
    @flyingdutchman810 2 года назад +7373

    Leopards are the definition of “we have jaguars at home”

    • @the_loud_one9883
      @the_loud_one9883 2 года назад +307

      Nah mate that's cheetahs

    • @latoniamiller8976
      @latoniamiller8976 2 года назад +609

      @@the_loud_one9883 I think cheetahs would be " we have leopards at home". 😂😂😂

    • @the_loud_one9883
      @the_loud_one9883 2 года назад +278

      @@latoniamiller8976 actually rephrase,
      Cheetahs are housecats at home

    • @gojira4036
      @gojira4036 2 года назад +29

      Other way around

    • @latoniamiller8976
      @latoniamiller8976 2 года назад +22

      @@the_loud_one9883 oof 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @metademetra
    @metademetra 2 года назад +2931

    "Moral of this video: the fuck are we doing" has to be the most relatable thing you ever said.

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 2 года назад +42

      Pure truth.

    • @regina0273
      @regina0273 2 года назад +37

      Facts 💯 felt that in my soul🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @katrias
      @katrias 2 года назад +42

      Yes! The fact that we can do something doesn’t mean we should.

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 года назад +4

      Ye

    • @klickingkayasmr7585
      @klickingkayasmr7585 2 года назад +13

      Yes! And his face with it was hilarious 😂💀

  • @alanwatts8239
    @alanwatts8239 Год назад +507

    I'm Brazilian and i have personally seen jaguars near my property on more than one occasion, they usually avoid you and try to stay as far as possible from people, but there are rare cases of them attacking. I personally love these animals but at the same time i am glad they avoid me as much as i try to avoid them, they usually come closer at night to eat tilapias from my pond. They are terrifyingly good swimmers, to an extent you almost can't believe in person. They can cross 50ft of water in seconds when they are in a rush.
    More than a decade ago when i was a teenager i remember seeing on the news that a young woman got attacked and dragged to the woods by a jaguar near a waterfall she and her family were visiting, searches were conducted shortly after and they managed to find the jaguar, feasting on the woman's body on top of a big rock in a riverside.

    • @yaself2875
      @yaself2875 11 месяцев назад +22

      Onças são as maiorais, lindas e perigosas demais.

    • @mrsnovak-xp3xx
      @mrsnovak-xp3xx 11 месяцев назад +47

      😮 I'd be traumatized for life if I witnessed this in person..
      Morale of this story ...
      don't go swimming unless you can see the bottom

    • @reazontucker
      @reazontucker 11 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@mrsnovak-xp3xxNah. Just don't exist in any area with jaguars.

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 11 месяцев назад +24

      @@reazontucker They are mostly harmless, really. They are only dangerous when spooked or intimidated, from my personal experiences with them.

    • @TeaReesa26
      @TeaReesa26 10 месяцев назад +7

      I would die so fast from trying to pet one.

  • @drimwalkr8923
    @drimwalkr8923 Год назад +197

    You forgot one: the growth stopping gene is contained in the male tiger and lioness. So ligers get to be massive

    • @rowanmccracken5041
      @rowanmccracken5041 8 месяцев назад +26

      Yeah and it causes a lot of issues, they literally grow so big their bones and organs can’t keep up, it’s sad really 😢

    • @8Element6
      @8Element6 Месяц назад

      Real they’ll just die from time

    • @8Element6
      @8Element6 Месяц назад

      Also really sad😢

  • @TheAmazingSpiderman87
    @TheAmazingSpiderman87 2 года назад +12778

    Another fun fact about the snow leopard: they're the only big cat capable of singlehandedly taking down five martial art masters but will always lose to pandas.

    • @randominternetguy3537
      @randominternetguy3537 2 года назад +1849

      Had us in the first half.
      He was destined to lose.

    • @jeeewhyyypheee
      @jeeewhyyypheee 2 года назад +1434

      And snow leopard cannot handle "Skadoosh"

    • @HanHan-kk1og
      @HanHan-kk1og 2 года назад +750

      Poor leopard he just wanted to be a dragon warrior

    • @marriane4510
      @marriane4510 2 года назад +390

      poor leopard got sit on his face with a panda's butt 😔

    • @itreesuki
      @itreesuki 2 года назад +180

      poor leopard got bullied by rhino's

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +9888

    "Once upon a time a Florida Man had a pet black leopard"
    Well everyone knew the conclusion of this story the moment we heard it...

    • @liloreoinya
      @liloreoinya 2 года назад +49

      👍🏾

    • @deaninselman3938
      @deaninselman3938 2 года назад +8

      Hewo

    • @vernrot1789
      @vernrot1789 2 года назад +67

      why do i find u under every youtubers i watch comment section

    • @Drakorre
      @Drakorre 2 года назад +56

      Florida man should be a regular series

    • @soarimg
      @soarimg 2 года назад +1

      Hello there

  • @atomicskull6405
    @atomicskull6405 Год назад +309

    Prehistoric jaguars were big enough to prey on giant ground sloths. Just imagine a Jaguar but it's the size of a siberian tiger. When the megafauna started dying out selection pressure favored smaller jaguars that didn't need as much food.

    • @gutemorcheln6134
      @gutemorcheln6134 Год назад +7

      You mean when the megafauna started to get hunted to extinction?

    • @gutemorcheln6134
      @gutemorcheln6134 Год назад

      @@Harsh-tf9he The way the comment I was responding to worded it seemed as though the megafauna starting to die out was a natural process, when in fact it was simply humans selectively hunting the largest animals and wreaking havoc upon ecosystems in the process.

    • @192lalo
      @192lalo 11 месяцев назад

      You really believe humans ended the giants. Not true. There where not enough of us. And killing for sport without a gun. Just a spear. Wasn’t a priority. You see most of the time someone got injured or killed. Did you know a grisly bear skin can not be pierced by a small caliber gun. Like a 22. Maybe a 9mm could hurt him a bit. You do not understand the strength some animals have. For a tribe to kill a mamonth. They had to throw giant rocks at them. You can not exterminate millions of giants animals. Hoping you can rolma giant rock at the en to kill them.

    • @jordangarrison6191
      @jordangarrison6191 11 месяцев назад +3

      NO!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! PITBULLS CAN ROAR BETTER THAN SHITTY TIGERS AND LIONS, PITBULL BEATS ANY CAT ANY DAY!!! DOGS FOR LIFE!!!!!

    • @thaiylooze8217
      @thaiylooze8217 11 месяцев назад

      @@Harsh-tf9hewell he should have meant that

  • @hyomin_live_4_heichou
    @hyomin_live_4_heichou Год назад +163

    I actually learned about teratomas in biology class and to add to it(brace yourselves girls), there are instances where hair and teeth were growing inside human ovaries. And as a female, the thought of that alone gave me more anxiety than I already had

    • @Shigellosis
      @Shigellosis Год назад +15

      Those are dermoid cysts, the most common form of teratoma. Teratomas are gonadal tumors that can be composed of literally any sort of tissue, including brain, muscle, intestinal, etc. They can occasionally be massive as well

    • @hyomin_live_4_heichou
      @hyomin_live_4_heichou Год назад +19

      @@Shigellosis Sometimes I think that biology is both a blessing and a curse at the same time

    • @nirfz
      @nirfz 11 месяцев назад +14

      I remember 20 years ago a fellow conscript had to go to mil hostpital because he had pain when sitting.
      After looking at it, they booked surgery in a normal hospital for him, and he came back 2 weeks later.
      When he did, he told us that he had some small abscess on one of his ass cheeks, and when they removed it, it had toothmaterial in it.

    • @ANGST.ARGENTINA
      @ANGST.ARGENTINA 6 месяцев назад +1

      That onryo possession on the jp p*ssy 😂😂😂

    • @astreaward6651
      @astreaward6651 2 месяца назад

      I had one of those cysts with teeth and hair inside! I only found out about it when I developed ovarian cysts on the other ovary and one burst, back in 2010 or so. It didn't seem to bother me unless I twisted my torso in my sleep. I started having other problems in 2019/2020 and had a complete hysterectomy because it had gotten so big. I don't think it was determined if it was a benign dermoid cyst or a resorbed twin, but it was definitely benign. And huge.

  • @feezygaming5882
    @feezygaming5882 2 года назад +4124

    “That tiger went tiger” couldn’t have said it any better

    • @mina_itse
      @mina_itse 2 года назад +36

      @@jackoh991 what did he do?

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 2 года назад +95

      He was talking about the SF Zoo tiger, right? Some idiot tried to climb the fence and turned himself into 1. A corpse, and 2. A ladder that allowed the tigerS to escape their enclosure to run around the east end of the park until they got murked, as the man says.

    • @Greedfa
      @Greedfa 2 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @SaurusWarriorSotek
      @SaurusWarriorSotek 2 года назад +24

      @@jackoh991 I know little to nothing about Chris Rock, why do you hate him so much? What he did?

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 2 года назад

      Yes

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 2 года назад +7290

    On the other hand, Leopards are so stealthy that they’re disappearing from the Earth

  • @ryancasey919
    @ryancasey919 Год назад +73

    One time I just got through a terrible break up and my friend and I were tripping mushrooms (weird choice, I know.) and he had his girlfriend drive us somewhere at about 9 PM. He said it’s where she lives, which was true. Well it turns out she lived at a big cat reservation. Yes, in south Florida. There were some that I was allowed to pet, cheetah, Florida panther, even a leopard. The Jaguar was off-limits.

  • @DaDerpyCarrot
    @DaDerpyCarrot Год назад +31

    introverted Male Tigers not being able to take the subtle hints of extroverted lionesses sounds way too hilariously relatable to humans

  • @myarmsrgone
    @myarmsrgone 2 года назад +2083

    Leopards are sneak mains, while jaguars are maxed out on everything cos they spend too much time doing side quests

    • @allimJ
      @allimJ 2 года назад +128

      This wins it today for me! 😂 It’s so damn accurate.

    • @delanovanraalte3646
      @delanovanraalte3646 2 года назад +80

      Wel not maxed out but has an overall high stats

    • @mjsurjawan9958
      @mjsurjawan9958 2 года назад +66

      Too much jungling

    • @overfailed3639
      @overfailed3639 2 года назад +91

      Not only that, they also used the meta guide from the Internet to make "The strongest build in the entire game, uncontested"

    • @mirzapramudya1580
      @mirzapramudya1580 2 года назад +50

      The Jaguars are literally Minecraft Steve unlocking the "How Did We Get Here?" Achievement But only the effects that buff you and permanent

  • @ZephyrUltimate_
    @ZephyrUltimate_ 2 года назад +2386

    Perks of being a Jaguar:
    - Get an awesome car named after you
    - Apex predator
    - basically top of the food chain (see above)
    Perks of being cheetah:
    - cheetoh

    • @joweydelanota7421
      @joweydelanota7421 2 года назад +205

      Perks of being a cheetah:
      Too fast too fur... ok om just too fast

    • @jackbarrow3558
      @jackbarrow3558 2 года назад +140

      perks of cheetah : zoom for 10 seconds

    • @serpent-x
      @serpent-x 2 года назад +81

      Perks of being a cheetah
      - You get to be called cheeto

    • @jupistar756
      @jupistar756 2 года назад +42

      @@serpent-x perks of being a cheetah:
      - you literally get turned into a cheeto

    • @serpent-x
      @serpent-x 2 года назад +22

      @@jupistar756 by everything in the savanah*

  • @glenfordburrell1076
    @glenfordburrell1076 11 месяцев назад +31

    Once upon a time in India, the territories of both lions and tigers did overlap.
    As noted in the Journals of early European explorers.
    It's nice to know that other breeds of cat can also process such enabling them a better chance of survival!

  • @N0teD12
    @N0teD12 5 месяцев назад +7

    The jaguar underwater looks like a Disney villain like:
    “AARGH.. GET THEM!”

  • @youremotionalsupport194
    @youremotionalsupport194 2 года назад +2330

    Cheetah is like that one player who invest all of his point into agility.

  • @badboyorange7079
    @badboyorange7079 2 года назад +2869

    It’s genuinely incredible how many ways of saying “get killed” this guy has

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 года назад +312

      "Taken off the census" and "cancel your life subscription" hit different

    • @DeltaOdyssey
      @DeltaOdyssey 2 года назад +218

      I want an entire compilation of every way he says "die".

    • @e_jiuu
      @e_jiuu 2 года назад +107

      @@DeltaOdyssey I need merch of his euphemisms 😂

    • @LonaliDei
      @LonaliDei 2 года назад +106

      This man could write a children's cartoon given how many euphemisms for death he has

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 2 года назад +188

      “Put you on a shirt”
      “Newspaper headline”
      “Get clapped”
      “Express trip to the pearly gates”
      “Cancel your life subscription”

  • @bridgetsclama
    @bridgetsclama Год назад +53

    Cheetahs are absolutely cool cats. They are trying very hard to domesticate themselves to live with us. They are always walking up to people, pulling up a chair, sitting down and asking "Whatcha doing? Can I help? That looks fun! Can I get a ride into town?" and then they'll just purr away like your house cat does. They actually do fairly well in captivity, too.

    • @billyyank5807
      @billyyank5807 4 месяца назад +7

      No they don't do well in captivity. Most need emotional support animals and breeding then in captivity is extremely difficult. They do not belong in people's houses for heavens sake.

  • @loricho
    @loricho 2 месяца назад +2

    "leopoards often ambush their prey by leaping from the sky like Batman about to cripple a drug dealer" 🤣😂🤣

  • @emiel.o
    @emiel.o 2 года назад +1311

    Moral of this story: 'the f*** are we doing' perfectly describes human existence as a whole tbh

    • @shotgunpete5117
      @shotgunpete5117 2 года назад +50

      As true as that statement is, the real question is why did it take us breeding Tigers with fucking Jaguars to come to that conclusion. That should not have been necessary to come to that realization.

    • @Fork.l
      @Fork.l Год назад +12

      better teacher than most my teachers in high school honestly

    • @akumakami64
      @akumakami64 Год назад +20

      I think it's more accurate to ask'the f*** are we NOT doing?' at this point.

    • @EliasBac
      @EliasBac Год назад +12

      Starting with the classic :
      First : how the fuck did we get here
      Then, what the fuck are we even doing here 😂

    • @DakotaEXE-vc8wv
      @DakotaEXE-vc8wv Год назад +4

      Yup. And we had to breed a jaguar with a dang tiger, and a tiger with a lion to figure it out.

  • @Larss86
    @Larss86 2 года назад +439

    Lions: (roar)
    Tigers: (roar)
    Cheetahs: “My life is a never ending cycle of being bullied”

    • @MarxasThomas
      @MarxasThomas 2 года назад +45

      Poor Cheetahs cant even "cat" right😩

    • @vincentbissacco9807
      @vincentbissacco9807 2 года назад +14

      @@MarxasThomas more like birb call

    • @derdoctor1895
      @derdoctor1895 2 года назад +7

      @@MarxasThomas they can, they are being cute.

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora 2 года назад +7

      Cheetah: Chirp chirp, I'm a little birdie

    • @adamk9677
      @adamk9677 2 года назад +2

      bruh, cheetahs are still amazing!

  • @angelcypris5380
    @angelcypris5380 2 года назад +6

    The cheetah meowing was too cute 😭😭😭
    And the snow leopard”roaring” was cute

  • @maggie6152
    @maggie6152 Год назад +14

    I'm more inclined to believe the head tooth on the cougar is from the second explanation. That looked like a fully formed lower jaw and teratomas usually are indistinct masses of tooth, hair, fat cells, and sometimes eyes. They're formed by stem cells that got the wrong memo and should have been something else. They often occur in genitalia (ovaries and testes) and are just as horrifying as they sound.

  • @lemonjuice2597
    @lemonjuice2597 2 года назад +1018

    Jaguar: *claps Caiman*
    Cheetah: *”C H I R P”*

    • @titanusgoji2157
      @titanusgoji2157 2 года назад +86

      At least there cute

    • @lemonjuice2597
      @lemonjuice2597 2 года назад +65

      @@titanusgoji2157
      They are. I’ll give ‘em that.

    • @MichZilla90
      @MichZilla90 Год назад +18

      In this case yeah that is funny but remember eagles chirp too

    • @Lumakid100
      @Lumakid100 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@americandissident9062They still have a decent bite in order to bring down their prey.

    • @americandissident9062
      @americandissident9062 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Lumakid100 WHAT?! NO WAY! I didn't even know they had a mouth!

  • @rl9217
    @rl9217 2 года назад +3515

    8:37 “Fewer tigions happen because male tigers actually can’t take the hint from female lions”
    Lioness: “Hi Dan, I just moved in next door. I’m a supermodel!”
    Male tigers: “I don’t care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!”

    • @ZeonGenesisEvangelgoog
      @ZeonGenesisEvangelgoog 2 года назад +234

      This had me rolling

    • @captainzoltan7737
      @captainzoltan7737 2 года назад +104

      Underated comment

    • @jebVlogs556
      @jebVlogs556 2 года назад +58

      and why you think that all 3 got clap by a single jaguar: Mayan,Inca and Aztec. let remind you these very strong male candidates could out run the fastest runner,the swiftest swimmer and strongest lifter. jaguars if they had the size of a tiger or lion they would both of them with no effort straight murder to number one page on obiturary. thats why i think the Jaguar is straight descendant of the sabertooth cat or smiledon not the tiger or lion

    • @user-ii6sy4ow4s
      @user-ii6sy4ow4s 2 года назад +15

      haha so funny hilarious im dying cant breathe i just cant

    • @Xxgorevi38xX
      @Xxgorevi38xX 2 года назад +1

      eyyyy

  • @Guyonnn
    @Guyonnn Год назад +7

    Once saw a video of a little girl that lived through getting bit on her head by a Jaguar. She actually looked pretty damn normal after the surgery.

  • @HgHg-yp6ft
    @HgHg-yp6ft 11 месяцев назад +7

    Fun fact, the giant jaguars of the Pleistocene ( Pantera onca augusta) reaching weights up to 500 pds are genetically almost identical to the current days jags, the difference is only on subspecies level if that.
    So who knows, those genes might get prevalent again and made comeback in the form of 400-450 pds jags again...

  • @WAVE0025
    @WAVE0025 2 года назад +3728

    Cheetahs are like Sea horses, everyone questions how the heck they still exist and not extinct yet

    • @Tom-dd5lm
      @Tom-dd5lm 2 года назад +262

      That's cuz they go fast af

    • @GreethishVS
      @GreethishVS 2 года назад +565

      Cuz they out ran extinction ...

    • @mosio.2504
      @mosio.2504 2 года назад +54

      Cheeto
      -Xqc

    • @alphega1983
      @alphega1983 2 года назад +311

      That's the problem with specialist animals, and why many of them are on the endangered list. They specialize in one area sooo much, that they fail in so many other areas.

    • @Nocomment552
      @Nocomment552 2 года назад +138

      Because they are too cute for us to let them go extinct.

  • @mexikanecfilda
    @mexikanecfilda 2 года назад +2528

    “unlike guns you can’t put a safety on a fucking leopard”
    that’s sentence i didn’t think i would hear

    • @Greedfa
      @Greedfa 2 года назад +14

      Was to funny lol

    • @tommycarrizal1656
      @tommycarrizal1656 2 года назад +41

      But we all needed to hear it

    • @mexikanecfilda
      @mexikanecfilda 2 года назад +6

      @@tommycarrizal1656 facts

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 2 года назад +9

      The difference between gun control and animal control is that one works.

    • @matcuscorpez6452
      @matcuscorpez6452 2 года назад

      Umm actually you can put safety on a leopard, it just costs thousands of dollars to get a wireless version for your friendly neighborhood big cat.

  • @CeuAzulll
    @CeuAzulll 11 месяцев назад +7

    The jaguar's bite force is not only the greatest relative to its size and weight, it is the highest of any living cat at up to 2000 psi, for comparison, the second place the tiger reaches up to a maximum of 1050 psi. Another fact, Jaguars are the best cats in the water and also the best swimmers among them.

    • @collinskisegula86
      @collinskisegula86 5 месяцев назад

      You do realize that the 2000 or even 1500psi is a myth right? Or you're just too fanboyish to pay attention to proper and legit research

    • @diepionoobygaming9423
      @diepionoobygaming9423 2 месяца назад

      @@collinskisegula86soo… you gonna provide an actual source?

    • @cherrys1699
      @cherrys1699 Месяц назад

      Tigers still bite harder than jaguar in real life

  • @aiperez7216
    @aiperez7216 Год назад +2

    I love your content and being from Jacksonville and being a Jaguar fan..your honesty and humor including my team..was great!!

  • @noclue4108
    @noclue4108 2 года назад +1650

    All jokes aside, I wish I could hug literally any of these animals without dying.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 2 года назад +41

      You can if you raise 1 from when it's a baby

    • @ray_marbella
      @ray_marbella 2 года назад +165

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 just make sure you keep it away once its instincts kick in

    • @DemonLordRaiden
      @DemonLordRaiden 2 года назад +109

      The forbidden kitty cats

    • @disavowalf3351
      @disavowalf3351 2 года назад +107

      No Clue...er...you could probably hug a cheetah, they are pretty harmless to anything bigger than their prey...you'd just have to remember to watch out for the lions, hyenas, leopards, crocodiles or hippos who'll all happily cancel your ass while you do it!!!!!😷💞

    • @BiBiren
      @BiBiren 2 года назад +11

      Unless its a jaguar... After watching this video, I am now terrified of them.

  • @nobodyimportant7135
    @nobodyimportant7135 2 года назад +2001

    "Horribly, with no sequel" murdered me faster than a jaguar ever could

    • @kingdribs9286
      @kingdribs9286 2 года назад +24

      I don't know about that man...

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 2 года назад +5

      😂

    • @probablysatan..5776
      @probablysatan..5776 2 года назад

      Idk Man, the one behind you really begs to differ

    • @josetapia9714
      @josetapia9714 2 года назад +4

      @@kingdribs9286 He was a Florida Men. A Florida Men with a Black Panther. There is no need to about him because as our host said; this was only gonna end in one way

  • @itstish123
    @itstish123 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love your videos! I'm not even into animals like that, I just love to listen to you narrate. I'm so glad you're on RUclips! I first saw you on TikTok, but I was only on that for a couple months.

  • @suraya1224
    @suraya1224 2 года назад +7

    Love your videos! Always informative, hilarious & horrifying, better than anything on Nat Geo Wild or Animal Planet. Thanks for including snow leopards, my fav of all the cats.

  • @hyl1an-sp1d3r
    @hyl1an-sp1d3r 2 года назад +454

    “Leaping from the sky like Batman about to cripple a drug dealer”
    That line caught me off guard

    • @subtlewhatssubtle
      @subtlewhatssubtle 2 года назад +31

      Just like the guy Batman put in the hospital. In prison.

    • @sirshoback203
      @sirshoback203 2 года назад +3

      @@subtlewhatssubtle 🤣

    • @anglshlnghnds
      @anglshlnghnds 2 года назад

      @@subtlewhatssubtle wtfffff bro I'm dead

  • @Makeithappen007
    @Makeithappen007 Год назад

    Been following you for a long time- I LOVE your videos - keep up the good work by educating the masses, with your own sense of humor!!

  • @nicoleedwards4727
    @nicoleedwards4727 Год назад +2

    I learn something new everytime I watch your videos there awesome.

  • @timcurtis1601
    @timcurtis1601 2 года назад +2848

    "He was mauled so bad, he could have legally changed his name to Killmonger." This, this puts a smile on my face.

  • @giraffeman326
    @giraffeman326 2 года назад +674

    “Jaguars are a cheat code that God forgot to patch”
    - Casual Geographic

    • @profenestra
      @profenestra 2 года назад +8

      when did Casual Geographic become tier zoo

  • @suaveystyles9292
    @suaveystyles9292 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bruh you are the funniest guy with the most interesting love for animals...truly amazing!!!

  • @erikrooney1197
    @erikrooney1197 Год назад

    You are so well spoken and funny! I love your demeanor!

  • @shrekwazowski3836
    @shrekwazowski3836 2 года назад +3006

    All jokes beside, I hope jaguars never go extinct. They are beautiful creatures.

    • @gdottothegamer1001
      @gdottothegamer1001 2 года назад +191

      All the big cats + cheetah tbh. I really love them

    • @slapy4648
      @slapy4648 2 года назад +34

      @You have to know shut up

    • @knuckle-sandwichmma681
      @knuckle-sandwichmma681 2 года назад +36

      kinda hard to imagine how they could go extinct since they can kill whatever the fk they want.

    • @gdottothegamer1001
      @gdottothegamer1001 2 года назад +134

      @@knuckle-sandwichmma681 I mean, some big cats are already extinct because of human

    • @madisonshay3640
      @madisonshay3640 2 года назад +47

      I'd sacrifice dog's to bring back extinct animal's. and to save every other animal that's in danger. If it were possible that Is.

  • @Girlyfootlover
    @Girlyfootlover 2 года назад +1578

    Other cats: “What did you do?”
    Jaguars: “I went for the head.”

    • @ThisChaosNoLongerCrimson
      @ThisChaosNoLongerCrimson 2 года назад +14

      Smilodon: the neck and head sucks... Why bite that breathe when u can impale twice at the same time?

    • @Akashathesilentassassin
      @Akashathesilentassassin 2 года назад +25

      @@ThisChaosNoLongerCrimson Tyrannosaurus: Just crush all of it. Way more efficient

    • @ThisChaosNoLongerCrimson
      @ThisChaosNoLongerCrimson 2 года назад +6

      @@Akashathesilentassassin umm that ain't no cat...

    • @Akashathesilentassassin
      @Akashathesilentassassin 2 года назад

      @@ThisChaosNoLongerCrimson Idc, it's true

    • @ThisChaosNoLongerCrimson
      @ThisChaosNoLongerCrimson 2 года назад

      @@Akashathesilentassassin okie... Btw u know carcha is a more capable, bigger carnivore right?

  • @kyletally6623
    @kyletally6623 2 года назад

    I lost count of how many times I have to pause and go back and pause again while watching your videos just because I'm so blown away 😳 please keep going! -Lexx

  • @joehamn3145
    @joehamn3145 Год назад +5

    Lol is it just me or is he funny as all hell lol

  • @thetruesimplegrid
    @thetruesimplegrid 2 года назад +1403

    "Moral of the story, what the f are we doing?" Knocked me straight out.

    • @evanven2429
      @evanven2429 2 года назад +12

      FR

    • @jermaineransom4250
      @jermaineransom4250 2 года назад +10

      Nice moral✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿💯💯💯

    • @constantinethecataphract5949
      @constantinethecataphract5949 2 года назад +31

      Creating abominations for our amusement duh

    • @Yroko
      @Yroko 2 года назад +14

      @@constantinethecataphract5949 next someone will create an owlbear

    • @constantinethecataphract5949
      @constantinethecataphract5949 2 года назад +8

      @@Yroko some lab probably did that already , probably the same labs that made the chupacabra and sasquatch

  • @lUnstable
    @lUnstable 2 года назад +843

    Imagine how many ancient extinct animals we will never fully understand because they didn’t show aquatic traits. Like who in their right mind would look at a Jaguar skeleton in the future and be like “yep, this swam frequently”

    • @Maunomanly
      @Maunomanly 2 года назад +85

      Yes, although we could also see how aquatic they were based on what their habitat was

    • @itsdifficulttocreateaperfe9850
      @itsdifficulttocreateaperfe9850 2 года назад +83

      If you often find this skeletons in the place where there was a river in the past you will probably propose that it swam.

    • @chillycoldchomper9389
      @chillycoldchomper9389 2 года назад +15

      @@itsdifficulttocreateaperfe9850 true, true

    • @experimentingme7669
      @experimentingme7669 2 года назад +25

      @@itsdifficulttocreateaperfe9850 Or that it couldn't swim 😁

    • @pharaohsmagician8329
      @pharaohsmagician8329 2 года назад +43

      @@itsdifficulttocreateaperfe9850 not necessarily Rivers move all the time, literally all the time. There was once a great Enemy of Rome named Alaric and when he died his people diverted a river and buried him and his wealth and possessions under the river bed and then let the water flow over it again. To this day it hasn't been found. Maybe the animal drowned like someone said lol good point, but it could just be an animal that was living near rivers to drink, like deer aren't really considered swimmers but maybe they can, but they still live near rivers. Moose swim frequently and actually get preyed upon by sharks in certain parts of the world. I think it's about not understanding the full behavior of the animal just based on its skeleton which happens alot in history. I think people say that the Myth of cyclops exists because people saw an Elephant skull which has a huge hole in the center for its tail. Lots of assumptions like that based on skeletons have happened in history, it can definitely happen again

  • @erikrooney1197
    @erikrooney1197 Год назад

    I just love your monotone expression and MULTIPLE descriptions of getting "checked out"!

  • @paulditta1773
    @paulditta1773 3 месяца назад +1

    Every video is a banger. Love it. Thank you. 👍🏼

  • @touremuhammad5983
    @touremuhammad5983 2 года назад +2609

    Fun fact: Caiman are literally the Alligator’s Little Brother.

    • @yeetngreet148
      @yeetngreet148 2 года назад +69

      Actually black caiman can get to 16 feet long and weigh up to 2400 lbs, whereas American alligators are up to 12 feet long and weigh up to 1000 lbs.

    • @sebaskin-robbins6569
      @sebaskin-robbins6569 2 года назад +86

      @@yeetngreet148 Black caimans rarely hit more than 16 and alligator males average from 11.2-15.1 feet. Every other caiman species is smaller than the American alligator so you and others should stop with the bullshit you’re spreading

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 2 года назад +6

      @@sebaskin-robbins6569 I get it. Then that obviously make alligators the lil bro

    • @eileenmcfarland2598
      @eileenmcfarland2598 2 года назад +7

      Nah more like “we have caiman at home”
      Caiman at home:crocodile

    • @eileenmcfarland2598
      @eileenmcfarland2598 2 года назад +3

      @SebiscuitTheGreat(BeorgatisteEmperor) fuck off like we’re talking about caiman in general not males soooooo

  • @ImAFatNerd90
    @ImAFatNerd90 2 года назад +810

    “Jags are stronger and more all around except in Jacksonville.”
    That was a Jag level attack.

    • @vengefulbeauty
      @vengefulbeauty 2 года назад +18

      As a Duval resident, that hurt but was completely called for lol.

    • @duvalgrindmma5805
      @duvalgrindmma5805 2 года назад +2

      @@vengefulbeauty foreal...

    • @Real28
      @Real28 2 года назад +11

      I have a friend who's a Jacksonville fan and I felt him die just hearing this line.

    • @ProfessionalBugLover
      @ProfessionalBugLover 2 года назад +2

      that was not prepared for.
      even for the jaguars.

    • @jashardwallington
      @jashardwallington 2 года назад +1

      Thats tuff

  • @companylovesmisery1463
    @companylovesmisery1463 Год назад

    "Watched Endgame and went straight for the head". Good sir you are a treasure of RUclips and I'm glad I found your channel again and resubscribed (I had too many channels I hardly watched and removed some, but I've recently had my interest in zoology rekindled). Your combination of visceral footage to hammer the point home, humor that references pop culture even a troglodyte like me knows of, and information rarely found in most zoology/biology books makes for one of the best channels for information on the critters of this planet.

  • @matthewheckman1173
    @matthewheckman1173 Год назад

    This is important work bruh for real... Love Y'all

  • @themastergluesniffer
    @themastergluesniffer 2 года назад +1332

    “Now this is an avengers level threat”- Hood Nature looking at any big cat and the honey badger and some big birds

  • @jonathanlongtinhuen4938
    @jonathanlongtinhuen4938 2 года назад +1170

    "Leopards bring their food up to trees because they worry about the lions and hyenas. Jaguars can climb too, but they don't have to because they're the thing everything's worried about." I laughed my ass off hearing this.
    Also: "Moral of the video. The f*ck are we doing?"

    • @danielwesley5051
      @danielwesley5051 Год назад +65

      Leopard: He does exactly what I do!
      Jaguar: But better

    • @wildlifeisthewealthofnatur5457
      @wildlifeisthewealthofnatur5457 Год назад +10

      Completely wrong. Anacondas of above 20 feet and adult black Caimans are the ones who got nothing to worry about. They are above Jaguar. Spectacled bear too has no worry though a successful ambush by a male jaguar to the back of head or neck can kill it.

    • @annaadam4201
      @annaadam4201 11 месяцев назад +7

      lol if there are hyenas and lions jaguar is dead

    • @kjelljohanbraten7408
      @kjelljohanbraten7408 11 месяцев назад +29

      @@annaadam4201 Wrong continent AND wrong side of a WORLD OCEAN...

    • @myatthu7165
      @myatthu7165 9 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@wildlifeisthewealthofnatur5457
      Both are bullied by gaint river otters,the species that only jaugurs are not worried about bcs they can't fight well on land.

  • @lloydedwards968
    @lloydedwards968 7 месяцев назад

    There are sooo many great one-liners in this video😄. Subscribed!!

  • @lawrencesanderson3847
    @lawrencesanderson3847 Год назад

    Next level comedy on ur vids now bruh good shit

  • @kelvinlocke1403
    @kelvinlocke1403 2 года назад +622

    So, literally, Tigress and Tai Lung are distant cousins.

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal 2 года назад +539

    Jaguar: (is an Avengers level threat)
    Giant Anteater: “Pathetic.”

    • @trinidad510
      @trinidad510 2 года назад +74

      Giant Anteater: I am... inevitable

    • @Namato360
      @Namato360 2 года назад +27

      But can they beat Goku though?

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 2 года назад +34

      Anteater is multiversal minimum

    • @victorianaharris1755
      @victorianaharris1755 2 года назад +7

      All that work for a mere scratch?

    • @Namato360
      @Namato360 2 года назад +3

      @Nemm: Cross Frost But Better Damn that's crazy.....but you seem so confident. Can YOU beat Goku?

  • @threetreasures7698
    @threetreasures7698 11 месяцев назад

    You! YOU!! Are the best. I’m learning and laughing due to your clever statements and insigh. You Rock!!

  • @ShannonSouthAfrica
    @ShannonSouthAfrica 11 месяцев назад

    One of the best channels out there

  • @Altarior
    @Altarior 2 года назад +4310

    I binged this guy's videos yesterday, and last night I had a dream about him narrating me and my mom's trip to a mall. As in, he was physically there with a camera and was following us and riffing the shit out of us, the mall, other customers, sale staffs, consumerism, capitalism, import/export, economics, brands, production and what have you.

    • @sushidope1701
      @sushidope1701 2 года назад +195

      Lmfaoooo

    • @avidagamegerl1081
      @avidagamegerl1081 2 года назад +402

      “Penguin’s brain proceeds to commit blue screen for ten seconds before he realises that she just put the W in WAP and is tap dancing as a shitty coping mechanism and as a nuclear bomb alert for anyone within a 10 ft radius”

    • @potitishogun2961997
      @potitishogun2961997 2 года назад +170

      That's the best dream one could wish for lmao

    • @wyattgoralski818
      @wyattgoralski818 2 года назад +97

      That sounds incredible.

    • @rickispanish227
      @rickispanish227 2 года назад +27

      I believed you at first, then you got ridiculous.

  • @Tobunari
    @Tobunari 2 года назад +379

    It's funny how we're so fascinated by mixing big cats together, yet we are too preoccupied with that to keep them from vanishing in the first place.

    • @redmonkey477
      @redmonkey477 2 года назад +52

      Yeah. Looking at what kind of cats come out of mixing big cats is like some goddamn video game passtime, and while I'll admit they're really cool to look at, we really should be breeding the cats with like... the same species? to make more..? because they're dying out...?

    • @Papa_Straight
      @Papa_Straight 2 года назад +7

      Why would anyone even want to mix them? Next thing you know they tryna make them gay

    • @vismattress5760
      @vismattress5760 2 года назад +16

      @@Papa_Straight okay alex jones, lots of animals already practice homosexuality

    • @anglshlnghnds
      @anglshlnghnds 2 года назад +2

      Lmao I died from the original comment, but the others got me pretty bad 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dankstank110
      @dankstank110 2 года назад +4

      @@vismattress5760 oh my god that's awful we must stop them or they won't survive

  • @Boodafuldreama
    @Boodafuldreama Год назад +2

    Morals ... I wish more people had that. Great job as always

  • @Loss327
    @Loss327 Месяц назад

    This is one of my favorite channels

  • @thepapistyourmotherwarnedy752
    @thepapistyourmotherwarnedy752 2 года назад +743

    Jaguars actually LIVED in the US in the recent past so they’re reclaiming their old hood basically

    • @matthewcastellano9229
      @matthewcastellano9229 2 года назад +119

      exactly what ive been saying. they dont just "cross the border" noo nononononononono ranchers hunted them to near extinction because they killed their livestock. Their natural range used to be quite extensive in the southwest U.S. its a shame most americans, even those that live in SW states have no idea jaguars used to roam the mountains in those areas. ive only ever been able to find game cam footage of jaguars in Arizona, its extremely rare but i hope they continue to make a resurgence in this country.

    • @blue1584
      @blue1584 2 года назад +54

      @@matthewcastellano9229 Thanks for the info, I never knew that! I hope they are successfully reintroduced to their natural territory range. I worry though that since some people are so scared shitless of literally any and every species of predatory animal, that if any jaguars are sighted that they’ll be killed :(

    • @gabrielmoreira722
      @gabrielmoreira722 2 года назад +9

      Actually latin America is their old hood

    • @marvinarsolon715
      @marvinarsolon715 2 года назад +12

      @@blue1584wtf? you want Jaguars back??? they are like the worst possible thing. kills farmers life stock and are like cougars on roids.

    • @blue1584
      @blue1584 2 года назад +49

      @@marvinarsolon715 You must be one of the people who gets scared over predator animals lol. They belong in wherever their natural territory range was. Predators are important to the ecosystem. In the past farmers also completely killed off wolves from most of their historic range in the U.S, until in 1995 when wolves were reintroduced to their natural range in Yellowstone. The reintroduction of wolves to Yellowstone was immensely beneficial to the ecosystem, it resulted in healthier and more resilient elk herds and increased biodiversity of both plants and animals in the area. It’s a fascinating story, so I really recommend looking it up

  • @joshpeacock2951
    @joshpeacock2951 2 года назад +203

    "Leopards often ambush their prey by leaping from the sky like Batman about to cripple a drug dealer."
    That is one of the best sentences I have ever heard in my life.

    • @cr8114
      @cr8114 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/kTeHpzI97rQh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/kTeHpzI97rQ/видео.html

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 2 года назад +1

      "I won't kill you, just inflict you an injury that will cause acute pain for the rest of your life and make you want to finish the job yourself"

  • @returningtoperfection
    @returningtoperfection 11 месяцев назад

    You make good content man, I enjoyed your vid and the facts you dropped.

  • @martynohara8101
    @martynohara8101 Год назад

    You have genius level verbal skills. Very entertaining so I'm very surprised you don't have several million subscribers. I will do my bit and forward as much as possible.

  • @leonid3909
    @leonid3909 2 года назад +792

    “They dont mate because the male cant take the hint” he just like me fr

    • @mauricejohnston7352
      @mauricejohnston7352 2 года назад +10

      So you tryna fuck monkeys bro?

    • @Haaalp
      @Haaalp 2 года назад +63

      He's not like you since that Tiger actually has females into him.

    • @leonid3909
      @leonid3909 2 года назад +29

      @@Haaalp yeah you right

    • @leonid3909
      @leonid3909 2 года назад +21

      @@mauricejohnston7352 Bro what?

    • @AlisonCasilli
      @AlisonCasilli 2 года назад +2

      Lol wth man lol

  • @stalincat2457
    @stalincat2457 2 года назад +305

    "Experts are sure this deformity wasn't painfull for the cougar."
    -Momma cougar during birth: 🥲

    • @katsucandy
      @katsucandy 2 года назад +54

      For what it's worth kittens are born without teeth and I'm assuming the same applies for big cats too
      I mean
      Would fucking suck being a mammal in general and having your milk-drinking spawn come out of the womb with a set of lil razor blades ready to go (....which implies the head teeth probably grew with the cougar....since they were grown up teeth.....)

  • @samruhland848
    @samruhland848 11 месяцев назад

    Fire commentary good job 🔥💯

  • @TechedCannon
    @TechedCannon Год назад +2

    If you’re wondering JUST how strong Jaguar bite force is, while other big cats have bite forces that are incapable of breaking the femur, aka strongest bone in the human body, from nowhere near capable of it to just below making the mark, the Jaguar takes the femur’s ability to withstand 3,000 psi of force and says “hold my beer” as it can deliver a bite force of up to 4000 psi on a good day, with the strongest bite ever recorded being 4,273.9 psi of force

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 2 года назад +672

    Male Tigers can't take the hint...For something that could so easily make me extinct, I feel so much sympathy.

    • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
      @Kiss_My_Aspergers 2 года назад +67

      My Autistic Ass: I've finally found my actual spirit animal 😭❤

    • @trence5
      @trence5 2 года назад +57

      Wow, the ONE thing I have in common with an apex predator 😁

    • @bradwolf07
      @bradwolf07 2 года назад +30

      @@trence5 well now you can say you are like a Tiger and leave it at that

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 Год назад +10

      Tigers are Gamers

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 Год назад +2

      @@forickgrimaldus8301 I'll take that compliment any day

  • @alternator7893
    @alternator7893 2 года назад +361

    Cool how Tai Long is such a badass warrior while at the same time being based on one of the most introverted least aggressive cats in the world

  • @charmaineranford935
    @charmaineranford935 Год назад +1

    Love all of your videos

  • @waymanblocker
    @waymanblocker Год назад

    The knowledge and sarcasm that you leave with after watching. I love it!!!!😂😂😂

  • @taylorbee4010
    @taylorbee4010 2 года назад +435

    "it's like paying thousands of dollars a year just to get your mental health suplex. I would know-I went to college."
    DAYUM

  • @fubarace1027
    @fubarace1027 2 года назад +527

    The biggest thing about Leopards is they're one of the smartest and most adaptable of the big cats. They're still doing decently well in Africa where most other cats are having issues with human encroachment. Leopards are master tacticians, and are basically the Ninjas of the Serengeti, they spend most of their lives trying not to be seen by all the gangbangers in Africa. Most every other predator is a gang member, those who aren't, like the Cheetah, arent doing well. With Baboons being the Leopards arch-nemesis, and their tendency to travel in gang packs of 100+ members, Leopards learn from birth to be careful and stealthy.
    Leopards make it work, and as their typical prey dries up, they just find new prey. And you weren't kidding about a Leopard in a tree. Lions who climb up and try to get the Leopard out, often dont leave the tree as they find out how much more agile the Leopard is with their tree adaptations.

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 2 года назад +26

      Leopards used to be all over Africa before the colonizers deforested large portions of Africa making desertification even worse.

    • @joshuasatterwhite9520
      @joshuasatterwhite9520 2 года назад +14

      Leapords biggest opps are just big booty monkeys?!😭

    • @fubarace1027
      @fubarace1027 2 года назад +2

      @hv fun nothing but the facts ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @jaythehooper8130
      @jaythehooper8130 2 года назад +6

      Tl;dr leapords are ninjas who are afraid of gangbangers

    • @fubarace1027
      @fubarace1027 2 года назад +24

      @@joshuasatterwhite9520 It's not 1 baboon, it's hundreds. They eat baboons when they can catch them without many friends.
      Being pretty smart, baboons have specific calls they scream out when they see a leopard to warn the entire area. And more than just Baboons know what the call means. So Leopards creep, and try hard not to be seen for most of their lives.
      Oh, and Leopards afraid of Lions, sure. Lions are bigger and run in packs. But that's ok, Lions are having a lot of trouble finding food, Leopards aren't. Why fight a lion when you can just wait and they'll starve? Besides, a lion that follows a leopard up a tree is going to have a bad day.

  • @justifyingtume
    @justifyingtume 10 месяцев назад

    👍thanks for sharing this 🐆Jaguars is my guardian spirit

  • @quirkleinacircle7795
    @quirkleinacircle7795 Год назад

    U to good with this wild life stuff, man most of this stuff u b sayin I never new, big up bro hope u make a profession outa wild life😸

  • @onebigchumptm4729
    @onebigchumptm4729 2 года назад +449

    Underwater Jaguar isn’t just a great name for a band, it’s also the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen

    • @darknessincarnate138
      @darknessincarnate138 2 года назад +17

      What about "Tigons and Ligers"

    • @chaddsteinberg3758
      @chaddsteinberg3758 2 года назад +4

      I want that image framed, along with other angry cats!

    • @perrinwillis4194
      @perrinwillis4194 2 года назад +1

      Is it a real image thoughh?🤔

    • @onelusciouslad7841
      @onelusciouslad7841 2 года назад +9

      @@chaddsteinberg3758 Fr, it's such a badass picture, the photographer must've been real proud of that one

    • @cheetahluv210
      @cheetahluv210 2 года назад +5

      @@onelusciouslad7841 probably was scary taking it too lol

  • @sapphirelight748
    @sapphirelight748 2 года назад +184

    "...and they look like this underwater." That's terrifyingly beautiful. Also, cheetahs have the cutest big cat meow.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 2 года назад +10

      Just wait 'til you hear them chirp.

    • @levisamom5069
      @levisamom5069 2 года назад +13

      Cheetahs rnt technically big cats so that's all they can do...they can't roar...so cheetahs r technically big small cats

    • @adamk9677
      @adamk9677 2 года назад +1

      @@levisamom5069 well, who cares. well keep calling them big cats. Any cats that are not domesticated are considered "big cats" even the smallest wild cat to.

  • @marinafarmer4862
    @marinafarmer4862 Год назад

    I absolutely love your commentator-ship. Your very interesting, always talking bout the animals I wonna know more about.. Good job👍😁

  • @liliwms508
    @liliwms508 Год назад

    Your videos are educational and HILARIOUS!!!😄👏🏽💯

  • @SpaghettyLuvsU
    @SpaghettyLuvsU 2 года назад +407

    "there's less tigons than ligers because male tigers can't take the hint"
    Yeah. I remember high school.

  • @antoniog56
    @antoniog56 2 года назад +85

    "He got mauled so severely by a black panther he could have legally changed his name to killmonger"😭😭

    • @toocutenoirb.4278
      @toocutenoirb.4278 2 года назад +5

      That line hit different 😭😭🤣🤣😂🤣 I died

  • @Senay.Lynn-1031
    @Senay.Lynn-1031 Год назад

    I love your channel😭!

  • @rupin
    @rupin 11 месяцев назад

    One of the best channels on RUclips hands down

  • @haduk-ura1611
    @haduk-ura1611 2 года назад +838

    'Tigers are just death gift wrapped in black and orange"
    The true inspiration of Ichigo Kurosaki

    • @funnycoffinman9700
      @funnycoffinman9700 2 года назад +35

      Except they are not boring.
      That comes from a Bleach fan.

    • @eren34558
      @eren34558 2 года назад +4

      @@funnycoffinman9700 sadly true

    • @-canopus-513
      @-canopus-513 2 года назад +2

      @@funnycoffinman9700 damn trash taste.

    • @laismaeldavid2145
      @laismaeldavid2145 2 года назад +1

      @@-canopus-513 cool opinion

    • @spacegun8540
      @spacegun8540 2 года назад +1

      @@funnycoffinman9700 yup bleach needs a reboot so badly

  • @boi5221
    @boi5221 2 года назад +405

    "Jaguars are more all around except in Jacksonville"
    As a Jags fan this is accurate

    • @NuggetMaster-zz9ng
      @NuggetMaster-zz9ng 2 года назад +5

      Can agree, but we can appreciate the dub from Sunday against the dolphins

    • @boi5221
      @boi5221 2 года назад +4

      @@NuggetMaster-zz9ng can't believe I missed that game

    • @jackrogers9660
      @jackrogers9660 Год назад

      as a fellow jags fan wtf are we doing

    • @GenshinLover283
      @GenshinLover283 Год назад +2

      @@jackrogers9660 that's why I'm not a fan of one team only. When one let's me down I got several backups. #FlyEaglesFly

  • @reddb7146
    @reddb7146 Год назад

    New too your channel, happy I found it ,

  • @travesseniorchannel
    @travesseniorchannel Год назад

    I learned and laughed 😁🤣😂 Thanks bro

  • @Suesserto
    @Suesserto 2 года назад +205

    Jaguars: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
    Cheetah: Tweet

    • @phoenixburns79
      @phoenixburns79 2 года назад +11

      "Now im motivated!" ~Jaguar probably.

    • @adamk9677
      @adamk9677 2 года назад +1

      so? they are still amazing.

  • @trumpeterjen
    @trumpeterjen 2 года назад +551

    Descriptions of an animal's strength don't normally hit for me because I find them hard to quantify, but that part about jaguars deadlifting washing machines with their teeth REALLY drives it home for me. Terrifying AND accessible!

    • @StalkingMyself420
      @StalkingMyself420 Год назад +37

      My teeth hurt just thinking about it 😅

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 Год назад +31

      Now think of how strong tigers are, oh wait u don't just look at one and see how jacked out of it's god damn mind it is

    • @doopdoopdopdop7424
      @doopdoopdopdop7424 Год назад +4

      America moment.

    • @b.l.a.c.k-shiva
      @b.l.a.c.k-shiva Год назад +1

      💖

    • @GeekTalkwithMerg
      @GeekTalkwithMerg Год назад +17

      The tiger launching 600 pounds of itself 12 feet in the air is fucking insane too.

  • @darklight7452
    @darklight7452 11 месяцев назад

    Love this channel

  • @mkb2905
    @mkb2905 11 месяцев назад +1

    Dude, you're freaking hilarious! 😂

  • @wycade1498
    @wycade1498 2 года назад +118

    "We didn't stop at Ligers and Tigons"
    Our scientists were so preoccupied with wether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 2 года назад +8

      That sounds approximately correct.

    • @Valigarmanda
      @Valigarmanda 2 года назад

      But spirit bears exist.
      maybe if the genes are similar enough, it could work?

    • @scorpiocarnage1055
      @scorpiocarnage1055 2 года назад

      @@Valigarmanda I actually believe grizzlies and polar bears are the same species. It's not like when you put a horse and donkey together. They produce an actual viable offspring that can produce more healthy, viable offspring. What I observe in the big cats is that they are too different. Canines, on the other hand, are typically similar. You can ideally mix a dog/wolf/coyote/dingo and get a healthy offspring.

    • @levisamom5069
      @levisamom5069 2 года назад +1

      For some reason...jaglion and leopon sound like Pokemon

    • @bara555
      @bara555 2 года назад

      @@Valigarmanda Its all about chromosomes. Grizzly and polar bear are genetically almost identical. They have the same abount of chromosomes that line up perfectly, therefore they can create a healthy, fertile offspring.