Jerma Streams - Condemned: Criminal Origins (Part 2 Finale)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @AMReese
    @AMReese 7 лет назад +109

    You know what I love? When the person playing has determined for themselves what the ending will be, then questions what's going on when it doesn't match their expectations.

    • @68able2
      @68able2 Год назад +1

      balkan kindergarten

    • @Tarnished-bn5gq
      @Tarnished-bn5gq Год назад +1

      Game of Thrones.

    • @BlimberryBoi
      @BlimberryBoi 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Tarnished-bn5gq so true thought danny was just going to rule as mary sue for all eternity. they did a good job with subverting expectations in that at least , was far to rushed though they should have let the books catch up people would have waited.

    • @Tarnished-bn5gq
      @Tarnished-bn5gq 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@BlimberryBoi nah, they should’ve not speedran to the end of the series to try and work on Disney Star Wars. And she wasn’t a “Mary Sue”, she was a well written villain that blatantly was made as the parallel to Jon Snow by GRRM.

    • @BlimberryBoi
      @BlimberryBoi 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Tarnished-bn5gq Danny was the absolute definition of Mary Sue (her and the little assassin with fetal alcohol syndrome) in the show , i havent read much of the books.

  • @gasthemadsoviet4858
    @gasthemadsoviet4858 2 года назад +58

    The school was so realistically designed, they even had a fully loaded rifle in the courtyard

  • @JRyan56
    @JRyan56 7 лет назад +54

    5:25 Game starts.

  • @Kla7s
    @Kla7s 7 лет назад +85

    +2 “hey it’s me doorvoine, the wolverine door”

  • @brandongloopzoop1793
    @brandongloopzoop1793 7 лет назад +59

    Jerma forgets that he has a taser like 90% of the time.

  • @brosty_Star
    @brosty_Star Год назад +11

    Man i love seeing this old Vods at 1 am, just a good vibe

  • @thepinms
    @thepinms 4 года назад +37

    Classic Jerma makes a joke during a cut scene. "Hey whats going on I don't get it this story makes no sense"

  • @ultimategrungo
    @ultimategrungo 7 лет назад +38

    47:14 Doorvarine, the Wolverine Door

  • @swudurshchurf2386
    @swudurshchurf2386 3 года назад +18

    I want one of those shirts that say "I fucking love science" on them but instead of science it says Doorverine
    and a Doorverine action figure with 12 unique lines
    "Think you can handle me, bub?"
    "Aren't you just adorable?"
    "You trying to get through me?"
    "This screen will make you scream."
    "After I'm finished, you'll be closed casket."
    "I've got you under lock and key."
    "You've got some room to improve."
    "Get a grip!"
    "Open up a world of hurt!"
    "I'll show you a pearly gates!"
    "This'll close that mouth of yours!"
    "It's locksmithing time!"

  • @YaFaceIsMine
    @YaFaceIsMine 7 лет назад +17

    ”She sells sea shells by the sea shore” - *Jerma*

  • @cozyoni1425
    @cozyoni1425 5 месяцев назад +2

    "I just saw the face of God for 5 seconds and then he left us."
    This is one of my favorite Jerma quotes now.
    Timestamp 7:15

  • @fauxcuss
    @fauxcuss 4 года назад +7

    40:37 that noise is horrifying.

  • @CasperTheGhost64
    @CasperTheGhost64 5 лет назад +17

    1:30:50 one of the worst jerma jokes in history

  • @nopenope6034
    @nopenope6034 4 года назад +4

    @2:04:30 Impromptu Jerma Rumble: Oops! All Byeahs edition.

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 2 года назад +2

    collecting birds has such a weird crunchy sound

  • @MrMultiGamer
    @MrMultiGamer 7 лет назад +14

    I like how, through most of the game, you're just fighting drunk hobos who swing their weapons clumsily and try to run away or hide when they're losing. It makes the final boss that much more intimidating because he always presses an advance and actually knows how to use his weapon.

  • @weir-t7y
    @weir-t7y 3 года назад +3

    "local hero"
    WHAM

  • @traumachild1737
    @traumachild1737 Год назад +3

    Never forget Door-verine, the Wolverine Door

  • @blaykerietman6965
    @blaykerietman6965 5 лет назад +5

    4:07 should have been: METAL LOCKER- BIRD EATER

  • @puddinpie9387
    @puddinpie9387 Год назад +4

    1:02:32 Sneko and Charlie be like

  • @faitttth
    @faitttth 4 месяца назад +1

    2:02:22 i fucking took a drink AFTER he finished the joke and thought about it and spit out everything on the floor

  • @yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912
    @yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912 6 лет назад +9

    2:00:33

  • @quickattackfilms7923
    @quickattackfilms7923 2 месяца назад

    “If you wanna beat this game, you’re gonna have to go through me.”
    - Doorverine.

  • @animatedbird
    @animatedbird 5 лет назад +9

    apples to apples, huh?

    • @AutumnWind92
      @AutumnWind92 3 года назад +3

      Cards against humanity is way better!

  • @computerman789
    @computerman789 11 месяцев назад

    1:00:17 One Lunch Lady vs One Punch Man, who would win?

  • @jorgeoviedo870
    @jorgeoviedo870 3 года назад +1

    40:36 sounds like a cat in heat and pain.

  • @yourcommander3412
    @yourcommander3412 Год назад +1

    02:00:27 Fear laugh.

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 7 лет назад +20

    God, I can only imagine the pure anger he would have had if he couldn't quicksave. I replayed this game recently and that last level is a goddamn nightmare about it's sparse checkpoints. There's a glitch on console where you can't kill the last boss and have to restart the whole level. Well, after an hour of so many deaths on that forsaken orchard just to run into that glitch, guess what I did? Turned it off, fuck me.
    Still a great game though. Condemned: Bloodshot's story is a bit convoluted and ruins a lot of the horror occult aspects established in Origins but the gameplay is still good. Can't wait to see Jerma deal with weapons breaking in that game, and that dumb-ass snowy resort level where all the enemies have assault rifles. Also that rabies bear, should be fun.
    Still waiting on Condemned 3 tho.... (never gonna happen, R.I.P).

    • @How_Do_I_Set_a_Username
      @How_Do_I_Set_a_Username 7 лет назад +3

      What exactly do you mean by that glitch where you couldn't kill the boss? The one where the medkit fucks up, and also you can't pick up the weapon? I saw an LP (since taken down) where they decided to kill the boss with kicks after getting that glitch.

    • @johntrains1317
      @johntrains1317 2 года назад +2

      Reminds me of the trend where good horror games become dumb action games

  • @scrithen2836
    @scrithen2836 3 года назад +10

    “Why am i calling him a gym teacher? I dont know what he is.” How the fuck does jerma take in all the information and then utilize it while thinking hes just spouting out bullshit?

  • @Tarnished-bn5gq
    @Tarnished-bn5gq 4 месяца назад

    I liked how the enemies in this game gradually became less and less human looking and more like corpses as the game progressed. More horror games should do that.

  • @mizcs
    @mizcs 7 лет назад +24

    i really fucking wish jerma would stop jumping to conclusions

  • @john_dillermand
    @john_dillermand 3 года назад +1

    31:20 You gotta be at least over the age of 30 to get this joke. Bill Nye and Beakman's World was on TV on the same day. Both science guy shows.

    • @FriggitsXx
      @FriggitsXx Год назад +3

      im in my early 20s and I understood it immediately, the generation gap isnt that big

  • @TheKrawtch
    @TheKrawtch 11 месяцев назад

    is this the streamer who holds the button down on the gun before loading in another clip

  • @gaymansupreme
    @gaymansupreme 3 года назад +2

    Plank vs Rod

  • @faitttth
    @faitttth 4 месяца назад

    2:20:38 he sees "5 seconds" and immediately decides to shoot do NOT let this guy be a cop

  • @Buzzedd777
    @Buzzedd777 6 лет назад +7

    Rhythmic gymnastics is the official name for the event with female dancing with stick with ribbon on the end of said stick Jeremy.
    Security cameras 58:40 ? That's a joke right? You're in a high school locker room and those are just really dirty windows. I'm certain it was a joke.

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 3 года назад +2

      Yes of course it was a joke, he was laughing the first half of it

  • @_KRose
    @_KRose 7 лет назад +7

    ADD stream

  • @smearierbrutebr
    @smearierbrutebr Месяц назад

    2:29:00

  • @creepy620
    @creepy620 7 лет назад +3

    hey bob

  • @garrettbanks4297
    @garrettbanks4297 4 года назад +2

    Yea

  • @CrysisFear
    @CrysisFear 4 года назад +1

    2:05:52 :)

  • @Kai-rc6zi
    @Kai-rc6zi 3 года назад +2

    2:13:12 Bloodborne in a nutshell

  • @axl1639
    @axl1639 7 лет назад +3

    game 5:26

  • @krebgurfson5732
    @krebgurfson5732 3 года назад +3

    can we talk about the full-auto gun thing? if you had one mag to shoot a gun that is full auto. do a mag dump. You've probably shot single fire weapons, the whole point is to shoot 30 rounds nonstop so you can experience it once. cmon

  • @Suprememe
    @Suprememe Год назад +1

    9 look i⁰9

  • @AveryHyena
    @AveryHyena 4 года назад +9

    I like how jerma complains about how renting a full auto smg at a range costs a lot, when he's voted to ban these guns, therefore increasing prices because the supply has been brought to 0 and the demand stays the same.
    Complain about gun access, or vote democrat. Not both, Jeremy.

    • @AveryHyena
      @AveryHyena 4 года назад +1

      @キイキイ Yeah, """""independent""""".

    • @scramblemindjumble
      @scramblemindjumble 4 года назад +22

      Cry more about it . You triggered?

    • @AveryHyena
      @AveryHyena 4 года назад +3

      @@scramblemindjumble Ok sweaty :)

    • @nopenope6034
      @nopenope6034 4 года назад +28

      He's talking about playing with it at a range instead of owning it as a penis extension. There's a difference. Not unlike the difference between rentals and ownership.

    • @AutumnWind92
      @AutumnWind92 3 года назад +18

      It's always fascinating watching americans going crazy about their guns.

  • @MrMultiGamer
    @MrMultiGamer 7 лет назад +57

    I like how, through most of the game, you're just fighting drunk hobos who swing their weapons clumsily and try to run away or hide when they're losing. It makes the final boss that much more intimidating because he always presses an advance and actually knows how to use his weapon.

    • @halfknight6706
      @halfknight6706 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah "drunk" on Paint Thinners and Psychedelics