At this time it is advised that you lock all your doors and windows. Do not open the door for anyone even if it looks like a normal human being. Even if you hear door open or your window shatter, do not react. Find a safe hiding place in your home and do not make any noise. If a family member is outside, do not attempt to pick them up. Make sure to turn off all television sets and radios once this broadcast is complete. I repeat, do not have your television on once this broadcast is finished. If you see anyone who looks like a human on your television set with impossible features, look away as quickly as possible. It is very important that you hide all children from television sets with disturbing imagery. If you hear anyone in your yard, or inside your house that sounds like a human, assume it isn't. If you have access to any loaded weaponry, make sure to have it on you at all times. If you see anyone who has biologically impossible features, make sure to run and hide. If you see a clone of yourself or somebody else you know, run and hide. Don't try to save your pets from any harm that may happen if an intrusion occurs because it could cost you your life. Make sure to hide your children and be prepared for the worst.
Exactly. The amber alert sound effect is a nightmare for me. Glad im not the only one! Amazing EAS scenario, alot of people say its a privilege to be scared, but this is not. It is pure nightmare fuel
Man, if I lived in the 1990's (I was born 2007) and saw this on my old box tv...man I WOULD FFREAKING DO WHAT THE TV SAID, IM NOT RISKING EVEN SEEING THAT CREATUE, MAN. 💀💀💀💀☠☠
Basically Mandela Catalogue in EAS form Turn off all technology > An intruder and 6 (even though in the lore they are basically the same person) Hide all children from TV > 6 is able to make kids cry from the preview and when parents enter the room, the child is no longer there Anyone who has biologically impossible features > Undisguised Anyone who looks like someone else or a clone of you > Doppelgänger
I remember on my birth country(Brazil) an person trolled everyone on an town saying an dam collapsed but the city didn't even have an dam,the television looked like an analog horror scenario,this didn't happen on my city but was on the news nationwide,years later,in the town an flood happened recently but an near town suffered an mudslide.
You know, my pet has only enetered life a year ago so why would I cut it short for him? Plus, I know how to defend myself (well not literally but I can defend myself)
This article is about the food. For other uses, see Sausage (disambiguation). Kiełbasa biała (white sausage), szynkowa (smoked), śląska and podhalańska styles (Poland) A plate of bratwurst, sauerkraut and mashed potatoes, typical of German cuisine Csabai kolbászok (Hungarian csabai sausages) Full Scottish breakfast: black pudding, Lorne sausage, toast, fried mushrooms and baked beans A sausage is a type of meat product usually made from ground meat-often pork, beef, or poultry-along with salt, spices and other flavourings. Other ingredients, such as grains or breadcrumbs, may be included as fillers or extenders. When used as an uncountable noun, the word sausage can refer to the loose sausage meat, which can be formed into patties or stuffed into a skin. When referred to as "a sausage", the product is usually cylindrical and encased in a skin. Typically, a sausage is formed in a casing traditionally made from intestine, but sometimes from synthetic materials. Sausages that are sold raw are cooked in many ways, including pan-frying, broiling and barbecuing. Some sausages are cooked during processing, and the casing may then be removed. Sausage-making is a traditional food preservation technique. Sausages may be preserved by curing, drying (often in association with fermentation or culturing, which can contribute to preservation), smoking, or freezing. Some cured or smoked sausages can be stored without refrigeration. Most fresh sausages must be refrigerated or frozen until they are cooked. Sausages are made in a wide range of national and regional varieties, which differ by the types of meats that are used, the flavouring or spicing ingredients (e.g., garlic, peppers, wine, etc.), and the manner of preparation. In the 21st century, vegetarian and vegan varieties of sausage in which plant-based ingredients are used instead of meat have become much more widely available and consumed. Etymology The word sausage was first used in English in the mid-15th century, spelled sawsyge.[1] This word came from Old North French saussiche (Modern French saucisse).[1] The French word came from Vulgar Latin salsica ("sausage"), from salsicus ("seasoned with salt").[1] History Sausage making at home Sausage making is a natural outcome of efficient butchery. Traditionally, sausage makers salted various tissues and organs such as scraps, organ meats, blood, and fat to help preserve them. They then stuffed them into tubular casings made from the cleaned intestines of the animal, producing the characteristic cylindrical shape. Hence, sausages, puddings, and salami are among the oldest of prepared foods, whether cooked and eaten immediately or dried to varying degrees.[citation needed] An Akkadian cuneiform tablet records a dish of intestine casings filled with some sort of forcemeat.[2] Plate of German sausage: Jagdwurst, liver sausage, blood sausage, Westphalian ham The Greek poet Homer mentioned a kind of blood sausage in the Odyssey, Epicharmus wrote a comedy titled The Sausage, and Aristophanes' play The Knights is about a sausage vendor who is elected leader. Evidence suggests that sausages were already popular both among the ancient Greeks and Romans and most likely with the various tribes occupying the larger part of Europe.[3] The most famous sausage in ancient Italy was from Lucania (modern Basilicata) and was called lucanica, a name which lives on in a variety of modern sausages in the Mediterranean.[4] During the reign of the Roman emperor Nero, sausages were associated with the Lupercalia festival.[5] Early in the 10th century during the Byzantine Empire, Leo VI the Wise outlawed the production of blood sausages following cases of food poisoning.[5] A Chinese type of sausage has been described, lap cheong (simplified Chinese: 腊肠; traditional Chinese: 臘腸; pinyin: làcháng) from the Northern and Southern dynasties (420-589), made from goat and lamb meat with salt, and flavoured with green onion, bean sauce, ginger, and pepper. The modern type of lap cheong has a comparatively long shelf life,[6] mainly because of a high content of lactobacilli-so high that it is considered sour by many.[who?] Casings
The doom player: 🗿 Main character: 🗿 Pitbull named cupcake, princess, other cute name: 🗿 American: 🗿 Shaolin: 🗿 Russian guy with Ak gun: 🗿 Quiet kid: 🗿 Anime kid: 🗿 Millitary and army: 🗿 Dad with belt: 🗿 Mom with slipper: 🗿 Average Asian: 🗿
THANK GOD THERE WASNT A JUMPSCARE AT THE END
Real
Yeah Everytime i watch An Analog Horror video There is sometimes a Jumpscare at the end of the video 😦
I hate them too bro
Same man
Thx for telling me
Strange ass creature: "Hello!"
Guy on the alert: * h e a v y d u t y AK-47 f i r e *
bros going play ultrakill
lock the doors and windows
Bro child made me laugh☠️
* machine gun firing noises *
@@TheUnhandyElk”+DISRESPECT”
But what if my pet is my child?
Lol run
hide ur childerns didnt u hear
Well?? You take it!!
Do both
@@randomplayer5562
Leave and save it?
The thumbnail.. i HATE the height and lankyness of it, its perfect
At this time it is advised that you lock all your doors and windows. Do not open the door for anyone even if it looks like a normal human being. Even if you hear door open or your window shatter, do not react. Find a safe hiding place in your home and do not make any noise. If a family member is outside, do not attempt to pick them up. Make sure to turn off all television sets and radios once this broadcast is complete. I repeat, do not have your television on once this broadcast is finished. If you see anyone who looks like a human on your television set with impossible features, look away as quickly as possible. It is very important that you hide all children from television sets with disturbing imagery. If you hear anyone in your yard, or inside your house that sounds like a human, assume it isn't. If you have access to any loaded weaponry, make sure to have it on you at all times. If you see anyone who has biologically impossible features, make sure to run and hide. If you see a clone of yourself or somebody else you know, run and hide. Don't try to save your pets from any harm that may happen if an intrusion occurs because it could cost you your life. Make sure to hide your children and be prepared for the worst.
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Bro is this the whole script
AT
tks man
0:47 Why cannot look at my TV if I see someone has biologically impossible features?
"Look away as fast as possible."
Blind people:I see this as an absolute win
they...t-they *see* this as an absolute win..?
*cackles in broken humor*
@@sweetnuggiez5451 the see I meant was actually think
@@Ricksoncheongzhenhao I know lol
And if monster shapeshift as them its gonna be blind
People without attention spans: be both win
I love how instead of doing my school work i'm binge watching analog horror lol
My fav hobby
Schoolwork is far scarier tbh
@@aqua1313fr
@aqua1313 REAL
Same
Bro this whole video is just chilling but when he said be prepared for the worst I stopped breathing
You did not stop breathing, good lie
Absolutely terrifying. That amber alert sound effect never fails to tense me up. Good work!!
i was trying too take a shit dude that shit crawled back up inside me☠️
Exactly. The amber alert sound effect is a nightmare for me. Glad im not the only one! Amazing EAS scenario, alot of people say its a privilege to be scared, but this is not. It is pure nightmare fuel
I'll never get sleep
Ae ae
It scared my cat lol
Naw if a straight up skinwalker is in front my dog while I'm supposed to be hiding, there is no way I'm just gonna leave my dog there. 😭
Airy pfp?
WARNING: IF YOU SEE ANOTHER PERSON THAT IS IDENTICAL TO YOU, RUN AWAY AND HIDE
No cause it’s my twin😃😃😃
YOUR RIGHT IF YOU DONT KNOW THEM UNLESS YOU KNOW THEM
@@Val_on_pawzyour twin's funeral:
Identical twins: .-.
Me and my twin doing the Spiderman pointing meme
“Don’t save your pets”
Guy with 5 pit bulls: AVERAGERS…. ASSEMBLE!!!
Literally me but I have 5 golden retrievers 😭
Man, if I lived in the 1990's (I was born 2007) and saw this on my old box tv...man I WOULD FFREAKING DO WHAT THE TV SAID, IM NOT RISKING EVEN SEEING THAT CREATUE, MAN. 💀💀💀💀☠☠
SAME
As someone who was born in 2008
SAME 😭
AYO YOUR THE SAME AGE AS MY BROTHER
OMG @@Koala.Prepz.13.3 I DIDNT NOTICE
🏴☠️
1:17
Somehow, I felt so sad when it said “ don’t try to hide your pets “ and that made me sad, just knowing that your pet might die…
Basically Mandela Catalogue in EAS form
Turn off all technology > An intruder and 6 (even though in the lore they are basically the same person)
Hide all children from TV > 6 is able to make kids cry from the preview and when parents enter the room, the child is no longer there
Anyone who has biologically impossible features > Undisguised
Anyone who looks like someone else or a clone of you > Doppelgänger
And the Mandela Catalogue's whole concept always reminded me of Gemini Home Entertainment
Is that a bad thing
no@@peashootz9917
@@FaiaHalo GHE is basically Mandela Catalogue and Vita Carnis combined into one piling.
Is this real?
What if I’m in a car?
Floor it 100 mph
Bro is genius
no bro
Tiene color
Tu bro
I will probably live in the ocean
1:01 they look so friendly tho ;_;
Yessd
IK but it kills u-
Bro the NBA needs a Center!
My new frien fr
@@Napoleonic_France838Bro the lakers need a center 💀
1:23 “prepare for the worst”
That line still scares me to this day…
Same 😂
It's been a while, time to go back into *analog horror.*
hold shit this eas scenario given me goosebumps
0:16 the voice gave me chills i’m too scared to replay it
1:16 The Entity looks like it will twerk in front of the dog 💀
😂😂
LMAO
Gyat dame the cake on entity
Lol
Lucky dog 😩
Imaggine going to school and connecting your phone with tv and you just troll everybody and make them absolutely shit their pants 💀
HELP NOT ME PUTTING THIS ON MY TV AND TELLING MY PARENTS TO COME IN QUICKLY TO PRANK THEM THEY LITERALLY SCREAMED SO F*CKING LOUD💀💀💀
LMAOOOO
Ur dad gon get a hard attack -_-
HELPPPP 💀💀
Tell me more!
I WOULDNT HAVE TYPED THIS COMMENT IF I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT
Pet:”Human? Where are you going? Okay! I stay here!
“Why didn’t you save me? I thought you loved me?….”
That's sad
Nah i would hide my pet instead
In safe place
For some reason, the first time the red, tall figure showed on screen, my heart dropped.
same!
@stephenhurst1970 Frfr, rip our phones :(
I'm one of them
I pranked my little cousin with this and I acted like it was real. Making him even more scared😭
Bold of you to assume I value my own life more than my pets!
Real
I watched this at 2 AM bro and my door opened and I heard my grandma FR I AM NOT LYING!!!!!!! But I'm safe
I remember on my birth country(Brazil) an person trolled everyone on an town saying an dam collapsed but the city didn't even have an dam,the television looked like an analog horror scenario,this didn't happen on my city but was on the news nationwide,years later,in the town an flood happened recently but an near town suffered an mudslide.
Broadcast : BE prepared for worst
Me: I aint going to school again bluddy
So, Mandela Catalogue in a nutshell.
Me after I hear this:
Proceeds to go to in house armory and grabs an m61 Vulcan minigun and a 249 SAW
Bro was definitely a former military marine officer
I legit follow these steps irl to entertain myself
watching videos like these is like eating spicy chips, it hurts but gosh hot diggety DAMN it's good
Please make more eas scenarios! Theyre my favorite analog horrors and there aren't many that are as creepy as this 💕
why did this give me the chills? BRO ITS NOT REAL BUT ITS SCARY....
Nah making a final stand to try and save my dog is a pretty good hill to die on
Granted this scenario would be terrifying though
Easier said than done
The thumbnail caught the corner of my eye and I thought it was the monster energy drink logo😭
You know, my pet has only enetered life a year ago so why would I cut it short for him? Plus, I know how to defend myself (well not literally but I can defend myself)
This news from "Mikee's home" it is Analog horror in this News
Since "Feb 25 -> Feb 26 1987"
as soon as i started the vid my bathroom door slowly opened
Invite the goblin for a pizza roll dinner
AYO 🤨🤨🤨
Hol up, say what now o_O
Thank you for not letting me sleep tonight! 💕💗
The siren at the beginning is horrifying it always make me feel dizzy and makes me turn around, but anyways great work
This article is about the food. For other uses, see Sausage (disambiguation).
Kiełbasa biała (white sausage), szynkowa (smoked), śląska and podhalańska styles (Poland)
A plate of bratwurst, sauerkraut and mashed potatoes, typical of German cuisine
Csabai kolbászok (Hungarian csabai sausages)
Full Scottish breakfast: black pudding, Lorne sausage, toast, fried mushrooms and baked beans
A sausage is a type of meat product usually made from ground meat-often pork, beef, or poultry-along with salt, spices and other flavourings. Other ingredients, such as grains or breadcrumbs, may be included as fillers or extenders.
When used as an uncountable noun, the word sausage can refer to the loose sausage meat, which can be formed into patties or stuffed into a skin. When referred to as "a sausage", the product is usually cylindrical and encased in a skin.
Typically, a sausage is formed in a casing traditionally made from intestine, but sometimes from synthetic materials. Sausages that are sold raw are cooked in many ways, including pan-frying, broiling and barbecuing. Some sausages are cooked during processing, and the casing may then be removed.
Sausage-making is a traditional food preservation technique. Sausages may be preserved by curing, drying (often in association with fermentation or culturing, which can contribute to preservation), smoking, or freezing. Some cured or smoked sausages can be stored without refrigeration. Most fresh sausages must be refrigerated or frozen until they are cooked.
Sausages are made in a wide range of national and regional varieties, which differ by the types of meats that are used, the flavouring or spicing ingredients (e.g., garlic, peppers, wine, etc.), and the manner of preparation. In the 21st century, vegetarian and vegan varieties of sausage in which plant-based ingredients are used instead of meat have become much more widely available and consumed.
Etymology
The word sausage was first used in English in the mid-15th century, spelled sawsyge.[1] This word came from Old North French saussiche (Modern French saucisse).[1] The French word came from Vulgar Latin salsica ("sausage"), from salsicus ("seasoned with salt").[1]
History
Sausage making at home
Sausage making is a natural outcome of efficient butchery. Traditionally, sausage makers salted various tissues and organs such as scraps, organ meats, blood, and fat to help preserve them. They then stuffed them into tubular casings made from the cleaned intestines of the animal, producing the characteristic cylindrical shape. Hence, sausages, puddings, and salami are among the oldest of prepared foods, whether cooked and eaten immediately or dried to varying degrees.[citation needed]
An Akkadian cuneiform tablet records a dish of intestine casings filled with some sort of forcemeat.[2]
Plate of German sausage: Jagdwurst, liver sausage, blood sausage, Westphalian ham
The Greek poet Homer mentioned a kind of blood sausage in the Odyssey, Epicharmus wrote a comedy titled The Sausage, and Aristophanes' play The Knights is about a sausage vendor who is elected leader. Evidence suggests that sausages were already popular both among the ancient Greeks and Romans and most likely with the various tribes occupying the larger part of Europe.[3]
The most famous sausage in ancient Italy was from Lucania (modern Basilicata) and was called lucanica, a name which lives on in a variety of modern sausages in the Mediterranean.[4] During the reign of the Roman emperor Nero, sausages were associated with the Lupercalia festival.[5] Early in the 10th century during the Byzantine Empire, Leo VI the Wise outlawed the production of blood sausages following cases of food poisoning.[5]
A Chinese type of sausage has been described, lap cheong (simplified Chinese: 腊肠; traditional Chinese: 臘腸; pinyin: làcháng) from the Northern and Southern dynasties (420-589), made from goat and lamb meat with salt, and flavoured with green onion, bean sauce, ginger, and pepper. The modern type of lap cheong has a comparatively long shelf life,[6] mainly because of a high content of lactobacilli-so high that it is considered sour by many.[who?]
Casings
everybody gangsta till this plays in your real life TV
Keep up the great work. That’s what you call the emergency alert, nightmare.
Your video is so good, so realistic and scary💀
And the sounds, I can't hear anything without subtitle💀👍👍👍
analog horror isnt supposed to be realistic smartass, and the sound is literally an identifying characteristic
Same😂
All fun and games, until you pause the video but the alarm doesn’t stop.
The doom player: 🗿
Main character: 🗿
Pitbull named cupcake, princess, other cute name: 🗿
American: 🗿
Shaolin: 🗿
Russian guy with Ak gun: 🗿
Quiet kid: 🗿
Anime kid: 🗿
Millitary and army: 🗿
Dad with belt: 🗿
Mom with slipper: 🗿
Average Asian: 🗿
@Daniel-vy6xl nuh uh
Scientist toilet
From ep 60 to 67
@@NotKazuraMiller1557bro skibidi toilet lol it's frickin cringe
The person in the end is the Russian guy with the AK.
THIS IS SO GOOD OMG. IT' SO SIMILAR TO MY FAVORITR ANALOG HORROR, THE MANDELA CATALOGUE
0:46 ayo intruder
The real scary thing is that I can't really make out what he is saying 😭
thank fucking god an actually good one in my recommended
If I was in this I would have beef with the TV trying my best to turn it off
Now I can't sleep for months
Why does the beginning sound like avalanche alert and snow storm alert from mt everest
This hits hard watching at night
When the TV Look Away part happened I thought of the song from A Series Of Unfortunate Events-
Me when I’m asked what Nelson’s last name is.
Mandela?
What if my name is John wick and my Dog is still alive ?
The average american:🗿
The military:🗿
Mom with belt:🗿
The quiet kid:🗿
The anime kid:🗿
Xiao ling:🗿
Pitbull name Princess: 🗿
@@Seek_hat exactly
One Russia person with a AK-47: 🗿
Pc: sigma
That one main character: 🗿
Alternate: *Breaks into my house and grabs me*
*The C4 Strapped to my chest about to expode in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...*
Pov: you are friends with entity
Me: 🗿
My friends who are not friends with the entity: 💀
My pets who are friends with entitys: 🗿
My family: 😟
This is kind of cool I like negative log horror
❤
The “Run and hide” make me calm down
POV: I’m at a friend’s party and this happens.
“Hold up lemme get my Ak 47 and my rocket launcher” me being drunk
“Alr bro!”
“Look away as fast as possible”
People with mutation medical conditions, which are real and are very rare: 👁️👄👁️
I have a mutation with my teeth
Eyes…
Help me this thing is in my house i dont know what to do
Bro if i hear this in real life I'm gonna panic so much 🙏
Imagine hearing this in the dark but every device is off and your door is unlocked but your in your bedroom
1:13
How do I know if it’s a clone of my friend or my friend himself ? 🤔
I see a clone of myself
Clone: wazzup
Me: SQUARE UP BOY
Clone:OKAY BRING IT
*Me and clone throwing Hands*
Here before it gets popular and gets put on film theory
That s like in Mikees home☠️
Right...?
Bro took "weapon" to a whole new level💀
This scared my soul out of me and it turns out it was just a prank that my sister started playing on my iPad from hacking it
1:07 That's how the demons are portrated?
Bro tysfm i needed smth just like this for ghost trolling u saved me
Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your wife.
How do you know if its a clone of someone you know
dam that gives me chills
It's spelled mourning at it with the man.
Fuck I CAN'T TELL IF IT REAL
EVEN ITS NOT REAL THIS SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME
That’s the solution! use torches outside and inside in all dark spaces so that no entity’s will spawn
AHHHH! THAT GOT ME SCREAMING ON THE FLOOR!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I don't care what he says, I'm going to let my family member in and my pet to safety while the warning is being made
they're prolly doppelgangers
Now finally can prank my mom
nah this is one favorite analog horror videos of all time its scary but its a good story
Mandela catalogue?
Yeah
That’s probably the same tv alert system from “Mikee’s home invasion”
WARNING: If you have an loaded weapon use it if needed Me: - looks at my vault full of weapons - It's time to use them
how to make such an effect?
Как сделать такой эффект?
0:11 nah that part of the alert never calms me down 💧
I would literally cry if I heard this sound home alone on the toilet 😭😭😭
NAH ME TOO😂
0:34 hide from rush
Reminds me of roblox doors
It's 3 am were I live and this video sent shivers down my spine
i do love how at 0:58 the dude just pulls out a ak-47
1:04
@@pbshazmat2011 its close enough -_-
Bro didnt want a break from the ads
Mandalen catalog vibes 👀-))
What if im a animal?