When you Spend $60 on a Dorito Chip in War Thunder
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- Today we see what happens when you spend $60 on the J35A Draken Jet FIghter Plane in War Thunder. Someone clearly has a skill issue.
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Chat:
“Excellent”
“Bravo”
“Well done”
Attack the D point!
Defend the D point!
Never!
Attention to the designated grid square! [d4]
ATTENTION TO THE MAP
average level 10 premium moment
Fr
real
Not really since they’re too new to know how to do a flip
@@tobi2233 ever heard of something called a joke? Well if you have its being used here
@tobi2233 you do not simply "do a flip" in a jet bro.
That's not a plane issue, that's a pilot issue.
Affirmative!
Was about to say "Learn to take off" 🤣
no thats a skill issue
HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
Did u see Ask3lad behind him
Me as a teammate: Sigh and open chat-
“Bravo!”
LOL
Well done!
Yeah that happened to yesterday (my second match ) didn't know there was a realistic and arcade difference
Excellent!
Affirmative
Pro tip: don’t take off at all, just drive
Ground based anti air
Bread.
@@Lefster101 Bread based anti air
@@yeetsahoy7867end slice only loaf of bread based anti air
I drive
"There's something inside you.. That's hard to explain... "
oh boy, you could feel the moment his whole team opened the quick response menu
Well done! Gramercy! Bravo! Attack the D point! Excellent! Thank you very much!
I can feel the “bravo!”
as an su-25k i can confirm the dorito was my biggest enemy
Wow u must have been useless su 25k (this is a joke not being rude)
Top gun viewer trying to do the same as SU-57
No, no, no you meant 5th generation fighter jet from 5th generation fighter jet.
@@WarHunter57 Top gun author try to explain the the enemy is not russian
@@jerryqua-2733 y e s
@@jerryqua-2733 not to be a nerd but the most likely country to be in the movie is iran since its the only nation left with tomcats in operational service
@@floppi7098 iran has Su57 confirmed?????
"Whatever you do, just don't pull up too ha..."
nice the isle pfp
You got a hole in your right wing!
@@Music_visualisersleft*
OMG THE ISLE PLAYER
I dont even know what that is@Grox1324
Fuck grammarly how do i remove i disabled it already it keep deleting and making reply became that
I have watched this, so many f***ing times, and I’ve nearly pissed myself laughing, every time.
This is quintessentially me, whenever I do something with someone watching.
The chat: "Well done"
"Bravo!"
Excellent!
Gramercy!
Affirmative!
I said "Dorito, do the funny thing", sure enough he did the funny thing, cost the poor soul like 20K but it was funny indeed
Premiums generally seem to have lower repair costs
@@baconbliss4796 they do, my rooikat 105 is only 4560 SL at 8.7
The way it soared in the air it must be 60% air
Bro really said "BACKFLIP"
No mans said "Cobra."
Hope he didn’t have any 500% boosters on 💀💀
💀
Always
when i do gaijin takes over says "do a flip"
I played yesterday with a 150% booster and an A-10 flew into me from behind while I was taking off.
@@ShnizelInBag it happens to the best of us
Commander. Yes? We lost half of our squadron when you deployed them.
We lost half of the rest when they landed.
Oh and we lost all of our ground crew as well. You see, it's not exactly easy to fix belly landing planes in 30 seconds.
Chat:
"Bravo"
"Bravo"
"Bravo"
-Chat has been disabled for 3 seconds-
Gaijin decided that this Plane Will notbe affected by gravity
they forgor to tick the box 💀
I mean, it can do the same irl, i was an swedish airforce pilot… we lost a stupid man, wait shit thats still classified…
Edit: dont even care
@@AlaskyHuskyG oh shit another leaked thing lmfaoooo
@@AlaskyHuskyG Actually that's not true, in the classified report they stated not that he was a stupid man but that he did a stupid thing. Ahh wait balls I've done it again.
Oh it was definitely affected by gravity. The problem is the jet allows for the angle of attack to change super abruptly so the wings no longer generate enough lift. However the aerodynamic control surfaces like elevators generate enough down force on the tail of the plane to point the nose upwards. But the jet no longer has enough air speed at this point for the wings to generate enough lift to defeat the gravitational force which pulls it down resulting in a stall.
As a Swedish guy that works in the air defence I can confirm that this is what happens when they take off.
Aren't they retired by now? Have you ever seen one in operation?
@@tahaistheboss98 No, I haven't. And I don't really work in the air defence either. It was basically a joke. Have agreat day mate
@@MilsonPilson69 wish you the best kompis
@@tahaistheboss98 same bro
@@MilsonPilson69No i'm questioning if you're even from Sweden... 🤔🫡
Casually puts landing gear up
Bro really spent $60 for a Ikea Dorito 💀
Yea what a complete loser, I myself just grinded to the tech tree version whilst wasting 4 months of my life 👍
@@combatant_cow4740 sounds like a scam with way
@@combatant_cow4740only 4? How far did you get?
do you know how expensive doritos is💀Dude💀😂
@@thatapollo739 ja37c
chat “attack the d point”
“bravo”
“well done”
The shitty music makes it so much funnier than it actually is 💀
60$ ?! Geez you could buy a good game with that
dude are you poor that you think 60$ is a lot of money?
@@atomanni-k5m if you spent 60$ a month, that is $720 a year. $60 adds up
@@timharnans still significant less than what the gym costs. but I understand it can become decent money if invested
@@atomanni-k5m Bro you really stuck that "I grew up with a silver spoon in my mouth/have no idea how hard my parents work" right onto your forehead huh. Used to by brand new games for 60 bucks, still almost can without dlc lol.
@@atomanni-k5mIt is not less than the gym?? You are getting played if the gym is over $60 a month. Most expensive i've seen is $40 a month.
"CRITICAL SPEED. PUSH NOSE DOWN."
"Okey 😔"
*DIES*
I actually laughed at this, well done
I would say AOA warning
Fun fact: the Draken was the first ever aircraft to pull off a cobra
Yep, definitely facts no cap fr ong
The draken was the first to do the cobra but not for long as it entered super-stalling at low speeds high angle of attack maneouvres
Every plane video has the "fun facts' that everyone knows" guy
@@josecoronadonieto6911he’s actually right I fact checked the Bravalla wing who were the first to get the Saab 35 pulled it off
Awesome
It’s not just the plane sir, it’s the pilot Maverick: Exactly.
*Swedish engineering at its finest*
Mmmmmm. yes the fines of engineering
Sweden made the cobra manoeuvre bro
Very
Nah bro just don’t know how to takeoff
i like how in war thunder they added sweden, when sweden didnt even fight in ww2. so i think sweden needs to be replaced by norway
Bro maneuvered before taking off 💀
Bro took “I drive” to another whole level💀
You wassup ambush your annoying I got you 2 times in a run
"hey bro since you just bought your new jet just make sure you hold S for speed when you take off"
Alright, get it
Before buying dorito plane Sl: 100k after buying dorito plane sl:-1m
With how premiums work he probably got enough rp to research entire branch and +500k sl just for taking off
But the repair costs of his brain put him into the negative, fam he long overdue on maintenance up there
funnily enough premiums tend to be cheaper to repair than mainl]ne tree
Me in my british 10.3 harrier staring soulessly as these lv 21s fly right at me thinking im an easy kill
Live footage of Jeb flying my planes in KSP
I know right 💀
Real
💀💀💀💀💀
finally ksp and war thunder player may unite with jeb and the dorito plane 🤣🤣🤣
All the other planes taking off must have been like “dude are you crazy? You don’t take off like that”
"Pilot skills on point"
Me when connected
to my neighbor's wifi
Imagine sending $60 on a War Thunder aircraft when DCS modules are full fidelity and not designed purely to steal your money...
Chat: Nice! "Chat spamming chat spammin chat spamming chat spamming chat spamming" Bravo!
“Push nose down”
Jet: fine i ll do it myself
The J-35 at the back of the airfield watching it all unfold
*”Its not the plane, its the pilot.”*
Honestly the most fun premium you can buy once you get used to it
Not even close. By FAR the best premiums are as follows, in no particular order.
Mig-21 Lazur
Kafir Canard
35FS
POSSIBLY one of the F-4s, but I already have all of the american tech trees done so they're honestly no better or in fact worse. The F-4J is definitely the best due to having 6 AIM-7Fs with 4 x aim-9Gs.
@@kadddddshad1424 nah it’s definitely not the best premium, but it’s definitely the most fun for me
@@cablespark Then that is all that matters brother
@@cablespark have you played the Kfir yet? Or the 10.7 35FS?
@@kadddddshad1424 I’ve test flown them, but I am planning on buying the 35FS soon.
“advanced tactical warfare”
Ask3lad just casually in the background😂
Back here 6 months later because I thought to comment the same thing I already did😂
@@War_Thunder_Napkinno way, lionswt made a video with Ask3lad and you commented on it??? WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
@@Bluesheep2000 I’m almost everywhere if you look closely🤌
Rest in peace headphone users.
Thanks! XD
Pro-tip: don't do whatever that is
Pro tip: holding S doesnt give you the hidden easter egg
You know at this point it doesnt matter if people bought or fought their way there. I see so many wipe out on take off in tech tree vehicles that it doesnt even make any sense.
Once you master that plane it should be pretty lethal. It has the advantage of being able to point its nose where it needs to in order to get a shot at the enemy in a dog fight. The more modern gripen, eurofighter and typhoon are good at that as well. Delta wing helps with it. The hornet and the su-35 is good at it too. You just have to be careful to not bleed off too much energy like you did on that take off
Facts 👌
Can I come to you for war thunder advice??? I’m still fresh, but I’m rank 2 in the british tree and I’ve already given up lmao, I’m starting my Russian bias tree instead because, well, Russian bias
What??? With 120 rounds, a single firing massively offset 30mm that uses stealth rounds, and only has AIM-9Bs, only has 21 minutes of fuel WITHOUT using afterburner, no ATG capabilities, and you recommend this plane???
I have concluded you are either dumb, or a fan boy. Especially when they have a model for the same price that carries 6 of the AIM-9J model missiles.
it’s dog booty rn but it can still do okay
They already nerfed the draken so that little kids can fly it without flatspinning
"Excellent"
"It's not the plane, it's the pilot"
Yeah, no. More like:
"It's not the pilot, it's the plane"
Bro did the cobra maneuver *upside down*
Accepting your skill issue: ❌
Judging the game, make a fucking short and got 4 million viewer: ✅
fr fr
me: WHY IS MY PLANE GOING DOWN!?
plane: the blue tooth device has been disconnected
That’s one of my favorite jets 💀 I’ve seen used ones sell for less than a million on the civilian market
oh, I'll look into buying one then, Thank you
My neighbors hammered a fence at 12 am today
Time to get revenge
Me flying for my life in battlefield while dogfighting a sweat with 10,000 hours on ace combat
All I can hear is Jeremy Clarkson yelling "POWER!!!!" into guys steering wheel.
I miss the times when you could actually pull a cobra on takeoff.
'push nose down to reduce speed'
*nose pushed down*
speed: 0 mph
That’s what I call skill issues
Mmm yes classic swedish dorito chip…
how to front flip a dorito fighter jet:
That was a backflip
Wingman: Remember, don’t pull too had on the draken.
Me: Why? Eeaugh!!!!
Wingman: Thats exactly why😔
There is always, without exception, that ONE guy 😂
I’m gonna show him a little trick i learned 😂
Is that a red tails quote? I loved that movie
Me:I want a refund!
My friend:at least its maneuverability is extra high
*Gaijin* has entered the chat
Meanwhile I can barely turn or gain altitude with a plane I worked to upgrade.
I stall in every dogfight
sounds like a skill issue
@@MrSimplified I'm blacking out at 5gs 😨
@@arvidalexatsinch1163bro im pulling 70,000 G's in 3.0 US plane
Upgrade your crew
F111 Aadvark and f14 tomcat the true dorito planes 😂
POV: You somehow manage to pull off a cobra immediately after takeoff
Physics has left the chat
Delta wing falls out of the sky at low speed, it's actually pretty well modeled for being wt 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
You're essentially pulling a low altitude cobra maneuver. Rapidly killing horizontal movement by becoming effectively a wall. Good for dogfights bad for takeoffs.
@@michaelderkacz5526no, bro. He is in mars
The chat whilst this is happening:
ATTACK THE A POINT
DEFEND THE A POINT
DEFEND THE A POINT
DEFEND THE A POINT
ATTACK THE C POINT
What a good way to spend your money on 😊
saved for 8 weeks working in Gaijin's basement 💀
“Yes!” “Thank you very much!” “Gramercy!” “Bravo!” “Thanks!”
What i hear in the song: MOSQUITO MOSQUITO MOSQUITO 🦟🦟🦟💀
That’s a textbook take off if I ever seen one, that’s exactly how they taught me to do it in flight school as well.
That’s the Cobra maneuver.
“Look Dad! I can Kvocher Bell!”
The Kvocher Bell:
I never knew the military did back flips
Everyone: talking about that doritp plane
Me: WARTHOG GOING BRRRRRRR
"Well done"
"Bravo"
"Excellent"
You physically have to try to be able to crash the plane like this.
Literally every other plane: flies okay
The pilot driving the widow maker 2.0:
Well, s_it
POV 10 seconds after you tell that one noob friends to not pull too hard with the J35:
Proceeds to accidentially pull a cobra, then do a K-bell into the D point
I'm not paying $60 on something that I can just go get at a gas station
When someone is chasing you and your in the draken. Simply do a backflip and fire a missile at them
Start :🛫 middle: cobra. End: DO A FLIP
The plane in the back:okay, lets take
o- AAYOOOOOOOOO
“Thank you for flying Ryanair Jets”
the real 60 dolla concorde ahh plane was the friends we made along the way
This is a certified hood classic
Teamate: Hey bro i think you shouldn't push the nose to hi-
Me: too late
average dorito plane takeoffs when people are too stoobid to takeoff:
That plane has been built for failing
Thanks for letting your team being at a disadvantage from the start
Plot twist for the plot twist : the plane turns into a giant Dorito looking ahh robot
"Crew will be on a mission for 6m 03s"
Worth it for the cobra into stalling and dieing in a fiery ball of death that made it 40 feet up 😂
"Mom: NO CHIPS ALLOWED ITS 10 BUCKS TOO MUCH! Him:60 dollars on a real chip eeee nah ill buy a dorito spinning plane thingymabob for 60 dollars and call it a chip