@@suomikalja1523 He said some shit along the lines of, "It's not that deep. All mammals have a head, what would happen in I hit your empty one? I'm sure your pets would relate just the same."
@@suomikalja1523 That's odd. I still see Angel's shit-for-brains comment. And I think Rapture can too because he was able to repeat it word for word (minus one small typo). If you're on your phone you might want to make sure your RUclips app is up to date, restart your phone. If that still doesn't work then force-stop your RUclips app and reopen it. If that doesn't fix it then delete and reinstall RUclips.
This video holds a special place in my heart, My grandfather recently passed away peacefully after a long battle with dementia. Watching this bear get hit in the nuts (or as he would say "right in the goolies!") brought him so much laughter and joy in his final days, and it gave me the gift of hearing his laugh that i remember so well. Thank you so much for posting this, and thank you mr bear for becoming a mrs bear for our entertainment.
Stage 1: shock Stage 2: The pain settles in Stage 3: The pain spreads to every area in your body Stage 4: collapsing due to the pain Stage 5: laying there in pain Stage 6: recovery Stage 7: worrying about your balls and if you'll be able to have kids And finally stage 8: grief
Bro idk wat it is but I have tapped my balls grabbing my controller and at first I I can't feel anything starts to hurt badly for like 3 mins and spreads bc of one finger tap
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I get back to this couple of times a year and it still cracks me up😂 There is a saying, " if a wasp lands on your balls, you better know the difference between precision and power"😂
Seen bears take shotgun blasts to the dome and shake it off. But, not even the mighty Ursadae can withstand a crushing blow to the ol' cape canaverals.
Can confirm that the body language is correct and the bear went through every phase of a nut shot. The "oh shit" moment, trying to walk it off, the few second delay before the gut wrenching pain sets in, then rolling on the ground fighting for your life.
What’s so uncanny about it?? Dude balls are balls no matter what animal or human they are attached to. Anything or anyone who gets hit in the balls will have the same reaction
Woah absolutely blows my mind that I can have this level of shared experience with a bear. Any man knows exactly what that bear was going through and it reacted the exact same way most of us would. Just crawling on the floor in agony. I scratched my nut the wrong way this morning and it's the most pain I've felt in months.
Very Observant I replayed it and yes spot on eternal hell was breaking loose inside just took his brain a flat micro second to react because even the brain said WTF
It's amazing how fast the brain can process thoughts faster than the pain coming in. "Okay, it's been a whole solid second maybe it wasn't so ba- oh... Ohhhh...
The pain starts at the bottom of the sack then slowly the aching deep also sharp feeling enters your stomach where it exacerbates and now it sorta feels like your stomach is going to collapse out your asshole
My balls can actually withstand quite a bit. Basketball direct hits hurt, but I can walk it off. You hit me on my elbow or stub my little toe, and that's another story.
5 years later millions of views but not a soul notice the bear never got hit in its nuts ...... i watched it and thought it was a leg shot ....slowed it down and i was right ...damn bear got hit on its leg ...
I dont there was any males there becase its a bear and if there is its running becase bears are apex predators fun fact deff not another male bear becase its invading its territory
Been there...done that. If anybody ever has a horrible experience like this, and the pain is bad enough, it'll make you feel like you're gonna throw up!
David Stevens Oh I know too well lol. As many times as my foot slipped off the peddles on my bike when I was young. Suprised I ended up having 3 kids lol.
Yah. Didnt think he took it in the danglies until the bear did the universal “I hurt my balls” strut. edit- Bear showed all the classic "Owww my balls" symptoms: That instant spasm reaction to getting hit. The awkward initial moments of "I can walk it off . . . oh god no I can't!" To the collapse on the ground trying to figure out which makes it even slightly more bearable: staying dead still or writhing in agony.
It’s not even karma no man deserves that kind of pain even if you just murdered someone that kind of pain is overkill without the kill...at first you’re afraid you’re going to die...then you’re afraid you won’t die
Scientifically speaking about that particular area.... It took several kg per square cm to bring down females while for males..... It tooks only several grams per square cm.. it is 1/1000
i wonder if it is like one of those delayed reaction impacts. like when you dont get hit hard, but it just grazes you at the right angle.... you think did that hurt, oh there it is... then you double over or ball up on the ground.
I know this bear's pain way too well. I *still* remember something like 15 years ago I was helping my aunt with teaching my cousin to walk at a family gathering. I was standing at the opposite end of the living room with my arms out and he came running towards me only to trip at the very last second and headbutt me in the lads on the way down... I had just enough strength left to use my leg to push him out of the way before folding like a lawn chair and collapsing to the floor audibly begging for death's sweet embrace.
@@JohnWick03 oh, well like you mentioned, its only a day old comment on a 5 year old video, so maybe the correct word would be unknown rather than underrated
The 5 stages of grief: 0:26 Denial - "Nah, I'm good. See, I can totally walk normal." 0:27 Bargaining - "Maybe if I walk like a coat hanger for a minute I'll feel better..." 0:31 Anger - "Mother @#$%, stupid pipe!" 0:40 Depression - "Leave me alone as I lie here in misery!" 0:52 Acceptance - "Ok, time to chew the pipe like a normal bear again."
The bear experienced pain that it couldn't understand. Their was no bleeding, it didn't even know what hit him, and had no idea how to treat the pain. For the first time, the bear experience torture.
Oh man. Such sympathy for uncle bear. Those first milliseconds of wide eyed shock. Then the slightly delayed bolt of lightning followed by the leg splaying stomach cramps. Champ tried to walk it off but caved. Salute.
Watching this reminded me of a time I was holding my friend’s 2 year old. Her feet were at the exact right height and with no warning she kicked and got me brutally. Had to immediately put her down and then I went down. It’s extremely sharp pain initially and takes a long time to fully die down. That was 28 years ago and she now has a baby of her own but the fact that I remember it so clearly should be plenty of evidence that the pain is unforgettably intense!
I've taken too many low blows to recollect a story so vividly. But I do recall when my daughter was a tot and cracked me right in the nose with a headbutt from one of those herky jerky laughs where they lose what little muscle control they have at that age. Just remind that woman how much of a boss you are for letting her down gently and not instantly losing your bearings and grip 👍🏼👊🏼
Get an abscess downstairs and take two numbing needles above the most sensitive area on the human body, then we'll talk. Apparently worse than both pregnancy or a swift kick to the nuts.
You wanna know real pain regardless of sex? Endoscopy of the nose and throat with no numbing. Had that in 2015. And I've been through and still experiencing some nasty-ass genital-based pain. Take that weak shit any day over being paralysed in agony and can only breathe and gasp to avoid passing out because the entire front of your skull is on fire.
@Citizen Khan Wrong. People with cluster headaches that have been asked to rate pain all placed the pain of an unexpected nutshot above the their headaches. The difference is that there is no such thing as chronic nutshot syndrome, otherwise we'd be having a very different discussion.
@Greg McFarland that's exactly right. Us guys are supposed to stone wall everything. Yet let us just do that as a regular thing. They'll lose their entire mind.
I mean to be fair some women feel like they got kicked in the stomach by a horse or are getting their insides scraped out for a couple days every month, and we still have to work and go about our days and suck it up... At least you getting kicked in your balls is not something that automatically happens every couple weeks, although I get that it must hurt. But like, I wouldn't kick someone in the nuts unless they tried to attack me, so does it really happen that much? And if so and you're not doing anything terrible to provoke it, maybe reconsider your surroundings?
Icecream Cake lol my daughter who is almost two has a natural aim for my nads. Almost everyday when I play with her I’m either blocking a quick foot stomp or a swinging arm. My wife lost count of how many times she nailed me good. I will admit women endure more pain from child birth and some from their monthly but a swift kick in the nads will bring tears to your eyes quick. On a side note, my brother in law was playing football and the punter kicked the balls. Guy tried to block it and he punted the wrong ball. It sent one of his nads into his stomach region. Now that’s pain. Fuk that.
😂😂😂 Only thing funnier I saw. A neighbor had installed a underground invisible fence to keep the dogs in the yard. He used a the invisible fence but hooked it up too a cattle fence electric system. Invisible fence is a mild shock, cattle fencing is a whole other level. Poor dog ran across it the first time.. Dog yelped and whined for at least 5 minutes.
The funniest part is, without the ability to talk or actively vocalize his pain, all he can do is writhe on the ground. But it still TOTALLY gets the point across of how painful it was. 😂
Yeah the desperate movement when he gets hurt followed by the "wait calm down" followed by the "oh shit it hurts let's desperately change positions again" I feel like that's how literally everyone i know of reacts to getting hurt
@@kushal250288 you have no idea what life forms are picking up these wave lengths in galaxies across the universe. Dez nuts are what we all have in common!
Just wanted himself a back scratcher. Then all of a sudden there is nothing but writhing pain. One the ground, twitching as the agony has its way with you.
@@mythicalguy1236 to keep the fence from falling over on him. You can clearly see him testing the stability of the fence before he starts scratching his back.
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bro wanted his back scratched but got his sack wacked instead.
Poetry in its purest form
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@@ratsmacker693 simply phenomenal poetry from our nameless friend here.
Edit: wait
@@Aodhan_Raith ok I'm waiting
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At first, you're afraid you'll die.
And then, you're afraid you won't die.
Underrated comment😂
Great comment.
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Fr dude I remember the first time I got hit in the nuts as a kid
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its funny how every male mammal can connect on a deeper level after seeing one of their male brothers getting clocked in the nads.
@@lifeisbutavapor9396 Man who shit in your cereal? Man was just joking
@@rapturelimited534 he deleted his comment . What did he say?
@@suomikalja1523 He said some shit along the lines of, "It's not that deep. All mammals have a head, what would happen in I hit your empty one? I'm sure your pets would relate just the same."
@@rapturelimited534 damn what an asshole. Btw Thx for replying
@@suomikalja1523
That's odd. I still see Angel's shit-for-brains comment. And I think Rapture can too because he was able to repeat it word for word (minus one small typo).
If you're on your phone you might want to make sure your RUclips app is up to date, restart your phone. If that still doesn't work then force-stop your RUclips app and reopen it. If that doesn't fix it then delete and reinstall RUclips.
This video holds a special place in my heart,
My grandfather recently passed away peacefully after a long battle with dementia. Watching this bear get hit in the nuts (or as he would say "right in the goolies!") brought him so much laughter and joy in his final days, and it gave me the gift of hearing his laugh that i remember so well. Thank you so much for posting this, and thank you mr bear for becoming a mrs bear for our entertainment.
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Sure, take one of the funniest videos in existence and make it mushy.
Just kidding. Thanks.
@@markvancourt2071*a hole spotted alright lemme stick out the gyatt and oil it up time to feel my wrath mr.rudey goon!*
Bear: "One back scratch, please"
Fence Post: "One ball slap, coming up!"
Sounds like a good place to place an order
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@Jay Yoyo I stand corrected...
Read that as "French Post", now I'm making French toast.
You could clearly see the transition between the different stages of pain this guy felt.
Stage 1: shock
Stage 2: The pain settles in
Stage 3: The pain spreads to every area in your body
Stage 4: collapsing due to the pain
Stage 5: laying there in pain
Stage 6: recovery
Stage 7: worrying about your balls and if you'll be able to have kids
And finally stage 8: grief
@@lwdrd don't forget the last stage:
Anger at the cause of his pain, as he tries to bite the hose in half
Bro idk wat it is but I have tapped my balls grabbing my controller and at first I I can't feel anything starts to hurt badly for like 3 mins and spreads bc of one finger tap
It's true there are several different pains and pain levels in different places after a nut shot
@@lwdrd the first stage should be realization lol, also the last stage: *acceptance*
*gets hit in the nuts
Bear : let's go away
Legs : access denied
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Format damaged data
reboot...
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@@Darkness_56526 that most've took some time. good job.
Lmfao
He didn't go through 5 stages of grief, he went through 6 paths of pain.
SHINRA TENSEI!
Yeah! I agree!
*waiting for the hollow knight community to be summoned*
two paths
The world shall know pain.
At first he tried to "walk it of" but the pain overwhelmed him..
I guess you could say the pain was too overbearing
@@XBQV0 OMG 😂
I get back to this couple of times a year and it still cracks me up😂
There is a saying, " if a wasp lands on your balls, you better know the difference between precision and power"😂
@@XBQV0 +++😂
I love how he tried to air them out first.
Based on his reaction. He felt it, like I would have felt it.
Shock, denial, wave of pain, drop and roll, pray for it to go away.
Yes it is a process. And takes an eternity till the end.
imagine getting hit in the balls in front of your crush
ya gotta suppress the pain till your legs start shaking lol
and say I'm okayn't
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You can’t see it here but off camera all his buddies were laughing at him hysterically.
Its true, you know his buddies were laughing... Just like we would
@@markherrera7640 ok snowflake
@@markherrera7640 aight calm your tits what's done is done, you cant reverse it so chill the fuck out
@@qabriuu9900 stfu dude
@@markherrera7640 if you're chill then you wouldnt be using caplocks and freaking out over something so small, so I'll say it again, chill out
Seen bears take shotgun blasts to the dome and shake it off. But, not even the mighty Ursadae can withstand a crushing blow to the ol' cape canaverals.
The Ol' Pocket Sprockets 🥴
In a dangerous situation it might've been different
Ye Olde Lug Nuts
how many adjectives for the gonads and weiner are there???
I love the fact he tried to walk it off but his legs just went nope
This comment actually made me cry laugh. 🤣
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Yeah it happens like that.
😅🤣😂 I know huh, he couldn't "bear" it.
I died💀😂💀😂💀😂
My deepest condolences Mr. Bear........
Why ur videos don't have views
@Aisha and Muhammad yeah I guess
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Hes gotta comment to pick some views up
Don't forget about Mrs. Bear
Gets back to the cave;
“Honey I’m not in the mood tonight.”
“Why not?”
“Just not in the mood...”
HAHA FUKN GREAT😂😂😂
Lmao
Lmfaooo
Me after going out at 11 from the bar and other girlfriend
Omg i cracked so hard to this 😂
My heart goes out to that dude. He might be a bear, but when something like that happens - hey - we’re all in this together.😂
Can confirm that the body language is correct and the bear went through every phase of a nut shot.
The "oh shit" moment, trying to walk it off, the few second delay before the gut wrenching pain sets in, then rolling on the ground fighting for your life.
no, it didn/t . I dont see animale react the way humans do. This bear was never even hit "there". rewatch the video in slow mo; its the right foot.
@@derekjetter4039 ur wrong
@@derekjetter4039 why did he spread his legs then?
@@derekjetter4039 you think animals don’t have testicles or…?
@@thatoneguy9666 they dont react like humans.
“I’m okay... I’m just gonna... lay down for a bit...”
Lmao
I... Just need... A moment...
@@albertobellini98 what did.you.learn...?
500 likes...we need a 500 merch
Lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's uncanny how relatable the walk right after the impact was.
Yes
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His little walk of pain omg hilarious
What’s so uncanny about it?? Dude balls are balls no matter what animal or human they are attached to. Anything or anyone who gets hit in the balls will have the same reaction
@@ryanstory6660 don't be a nerd emoji, we all know what you just said is true
I’m reading through 8 years of comments and I can’t breathe! I’m just wheeeezing here! 💀😵
Me too!🤣🤣
Me too 😂😂😂
Me too 😂😂😂😂
Right lmao
The beauty of the internet 😃
He had to roll the boys in the soft leaves to ease the pain.
kc8767 lmao
Rolled oats
This is hilarious🤣🤣🤣
I pooped myself while reading this
This made my day 😂😘
Bear: I'm glad no one saw that
12 million people: ...
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Ha ha ... 🤣 Too funny
END TIMES not that funneh jk
Nope....he pals saw it too.....we all saw what you did Jake......we.all saw
Man’s did the stanky leg, the Elvis walk, and the flail around! Males of all kinds know and fear that pain.
:)
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nice original comment
Dude I felt that one lol
Woah absolutely blows my mind that I can have this level of shared experience with a bear. Any man knows exactly what that bear was going through and it reacted the exact same way most of us would. Just crawling on the floor in agony. I scratched my nut the wrong way this morning and it's the most pain I've felt in months.
Thank you for your honesty
that last sentence wasn't necessary but you made your point and i respect that
Bear : I'm a walk it off
Legs: The hell you are
ROFL!! LOL
LMAOOO
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This is underrated 🤣
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damn straight....
*_You could literally see his legs give out from under him from the pain_*
... annnnd down went Mr. Big Bad Grizzly Bear!
@Toucan •
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InflateMePls wtf is your username
Lol
InflateMePls u
If bears could talk you would of heard all the curse words ever invented followed by tears.
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That's too realistic lol
Ayblyät
I can only imagine him getting hit and slowly going down like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck..."
F
Bears have been known to shrug off gun shots.....
Let that sink in about how bad getting hit in the nuts is.
Important stuff hanging in the breeze, yeah.
That delayed reaction you get with nut shots is the worst. The way it takes a second or two for the pain to properly kick in.
Very Observant I replayed it and yes spot on eternal hell was breaking loose inside just took his brain a flat micro second to react because even the brain said WTF
It's amazing how fast the brain can process thoughts faster than the pain coming in.
"Okay, it's been a whole solid second maybe it wasn't so ba- oh... Ohhhh...
We are literally learning about two types of pain in medical school fast and slow, so I know what you are talking about
That horrible radiating pain that goes all the way to the stomach
The pain starts at the bottom of the sack then slowly the aching deep also sharp feeling enters your stomach where it exacerbates and now it sorta feels like your stomach is going to collapse out your asshole
Poor guy just wanted his back scratched, Can't catch a break.
Exactly poor bear
But he can catch a stck
Can't catch a wire either
He can take as much time as he needs
We felt that.
It’s a strange feeling being able to sympathize so deeply with a bear
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All the men watching this video felt the same pain, the bear was feeling
Regardless whats your species, all males can relate
I sympathize to that water tank! Lol those things ain't cheap 😂
@@mewsterx3679 Yeah, the bear deserved that
Some freaknasty bears pay good money to have that done
Haha, your not wrong lol
Every guy can understand what he is going through...Get well soon bro...
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My balls can actually withstand quite a bit. Basketball direct hits hurt, but I can walk it off.
You hit me on my elbow or stub my little toe, and that's another story.
@@clickmeforcovidtruth8168 Talk about being built different.
@@clickmeforcovidtruth8168 you are abnormal.
I can’t stop laughing. Never thought I would see another animal do the shot in the nuts waddle
IKR.... I'm fuckin' doubled here, had two coughing/choking fits already...
OMG, that spread-legged stagger was priceless... poor bastard, lol !!!
tip: don't watch this whilst smoking weed !!!
Omg I can’t stop laughing either!!!
What's the first one
@@SuperChoronzon dont smoke weed.
It's an inter-species thing. Not just us, those poor SoBs too.
Poor bastard tried to walk it off. While every male creature in the world felt its pain.
I’m trans and I don’t feel the connection,
Every male create sees this, lies down, cries, cries a lot.
5 years later millions of views but not a soul notice the bear never got hit in its nuts ...... i watched it and thought it was a leg shot ....slowed it down and i was right ...damn bear got hit on its leg ...
@@ReginaTrans_ We'll be sure to get you a trophy
Kenzil Baptiste there was no gun shot u idiot.
I feel bad for laughing, but that stiff-legged waddle gets me every time! 🤣
Bear: gets hit in the balls
Every male specie in 10 mile radius: I felt that
Bruh more like 10 galaxies radius
Do you mean Male "Mammal" species? Because some male animals don't have nut sacks like male mammals.
@nobody why tf would u kick your dog in the nuts
I dont there was any males there becase its a bear and if there is its running becase bears are apex predators fun fact deff not another male bear becase its invading its territory
Poor guy!
When he lays down, that’s the pain rising in his stomach. If you know you know.
Underrated comment
Unfortunately yes
Been there...done that. If anybody ever has a horrible experience like this, and the pain is bad enough, it'll make you feel like you're gonna throw up!
David Stevens Oh I know too well lol. As many times as my foot slipped off the peddles on my bike when I was young. Suprised I ended up having 3 kids lol.
Sometimes it only takes a quick little thwack.
0:26 you know it hurts when they have to go in a full on eagle spread.
Hell yea bro i agree
Full on spread eagle!!! Good one!
Lol
@@toddwilliams699 Oh yes MAJOR LOL!!! ROFL!!!
Wtf are you doing here lmao!
The year was 2015 and bear population has decreased since this incident
For survival purposes it’s useful to know this works just as well on bears.
Yeah, get em to stand on their hind legs then, WHAM slingshot to the nuts
50% of bears
Good luck trying to attack they're while the thing is mauling you because it's hungry.
how are you gonna kick a bear in the balls though, they usually attack you from the front unless hes some dull bear
Till you get mauled by a mama bear.
I wasn't convinced it actually hit his balls... until he tried to walk afterwards
Jimmy Shupe I wasn't sure he got whacked in the balls until I couldn't walk again....
Yah. Didnt think he took it in the danglies until the bear did the universal “I hurt my balls” strut.
edit- Bear showed all the classic "Owww my balls" symptoms: That instant spasm reaction to getting hit. The awkward initial moments of "I can walk it off . . . oh god no I can't!" To the collapse on the ground trying to figure out which makes it even slightly more bearable: staying dead still or writhing in agony.
hem iraapn get your eyes checked mate
That's exactly how I walk when I get hit in nuts I fall down and roll too. Yep that rope clipped em
He went full spread eagle😂😂
The bear collapses and was all, “Oh God!Where’s a hunter when you need one?”
OMG 😂😂😂
End this suffering
WOW LOL
underrated comment haha
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Bear: "This water tastes good!"
Bear: [derp] "wtf?... nah I'll be fine... OWWWW MY BALLS!!! GAAAAAHH!!!"
Bear: "Maybe one more drink of dat water..."
Me: "That didn't really look like it hit his ba.. nvm thats the nut shot walk"
Nope it isnt. He was simply trying to avoid stepping on that hose
@@Potandthekettle it's the nut shot walk
@@Rayven_420 IF it were really a nutshot, he wouldn't have recovered so quickly and played with the hose right after. I call BS.
@@Potandthekettle it LOOKS like he's only playing with the hose. He obviously tricked you pretty well if you fell for him trying to play it off
@@Rayven_420 Sure, Jan
I cracked up at how even as an animal, he tries to play it off afterwards as he's just playing in the leaves.
He’s totally rolling around in pain lmaooo
I never laughed so hard!!
He played nothing off, he tried to walk away but collapsed to the ground and convulsed in agony lmao.
I doubt that this is the usual way bears play in the leaves, with the legs wide apart:P
@@i.i.iiii.i.i he tried though
Girls: haha serves him right
Guys: my homie here is suffering
My comrade suffers, i suffer.
Get up my comrade
I’m a girl you think all girls hate animals I love animals
@@Randombikiiberi its not about hating animals, its about knowing the pain of your thousand kin.
Scruffian shut upppp
That pain is universal I feel it for my boy
That bear has no clue what is going on, he just knows he’s hurting.
How the fuck do you know what he thinks you dickhead
@@ManWithNoName. who hurt you?
@@TheSmoothzz He’s pissed because his parents never gave him a name.
How do you know what the bear thinks?
@@Holy-Of-Dogs wtf dudes, he didn't mean that literally. It was meant to be a funny statement.
I got hit in the nuts with a frozen snickers bar once, thrown by my sister. Funny how a bear can remind you of horrible moments in your life.
Today, I found out there are 2 ways a snickers bar can tame your hunger. You get to learn something new every day!
Her Kung Fu was very good! Lol sorry that painful memory re-emereged 🙂
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I got hit by a water bottle..sad part is it was full
At least you didnt manage to catch a full swing baseball without using your hands
And women say we overreact lol even the bear that's tough cant handle a nut shot.
I don't know what women you talk to but none of us with common sense say that. We've got a sensitive spot too, yknow.
@@yeetbeaver6162 ohhhh stfu. You don't have an organ dangling outside your body with millimeters of skin protecting it
@@Xemplifi Wow you're REALLY impolite
@@yeetbeaver6162 welcome to the internet
@@Xemplifi Lmao
He’s gonna be the new soprano in the BEARBER SHOP QUARTETTE. LOL.
"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, balls are heavy"
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@@chilltank1052 it fits except hunny 🤣
@@foozle1up9 ok changed hunny
Balls are hurty
@@chilltank1052 excellent now
"Life isn't merry for a bear with bruised berries."
-Bear proverb
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@@c-millev-chon8673 from the Conan O'Brien "Moral Dilemma" sketches.
@@a.champagne6238 that was a good idea of sketch 😊
🤣That was funny.
@@acebrandon3522see: "Conan O'Brien Devil vs. Bear'
Gotta love how they didn't intentionally hurt the bear, he just got some natural karma for being a brat lol
It’s not even karma no man deserves that kind of pain even if you just murdered someone that kind of pain is overkill without the kill...at first you’re afraid you’re going to die...then you’re afraid you won’t die
Mark Herrera nice incoherent rambling
gaming what does that mean
Mark Herrera Indeed
Well, that rope wasn't natural.
Scientifically speaking about that particular area....
It took several kg per square cm to bring down females while for males..... It tooks only several grams per square cm.. it is 1/1000
People say to play dead in a bear attack, this video is saying go for the nuts.
Go luck getting there first
@@marcovazquez5240 theres always that one guy who doesnt have a sense of humor...
@@DerexWolfheart its always the people with their full name on their account
@@apolgiesmydearcolleague1768 lmao
When did you get here?
That delayed reaction between the “ow that hurt” phase and the crippling of bodily functions phase is universal.
He has 5 minutes to regain his composure. If, at that time he cannot continue, the match will be called off.
@@jimmyarbutus2555 lol
The worst part is you know what's coming and how It will last such a long time
its like for the first few seconds it didn't quit click, then suddenly he just DROPS.
“Ow I just got hit in the balls…OW I JUST GOT HIT IN THE BALLS”
“ A moment of silence for our fallen brothers.”
He'll be remembered...
comrade bear...
F
Our brother bear
Amen 🙏😀😀
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That's why nature gives two. One is spare.
The way he tries to play it cool before flopping down in agony is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Hey he is a male after all.
Oh yeah that didnt hurt-OWW FAK MOMMY!
i wonder if it is like one of those delayed reaction impacts. like when you dont get hit hard, but it just grazes you at the right angle.... you think did that hurt, oh there it is... then you double over or ball up on the ground.
I've got tears running down my face I'm laughing so hard and... Been there, done THAT! LMAO!!
Lol
Every man knows the feeling. The pain is unbearable.
Ha i see what u did there
Im laughing so freaking hard at this video lol 😂
Yes it’s horrible
Yesss
It hurts badly
I know this bear's pain way too well. I *still* remember something like 15 years ago I was helping my aunt with teaching my cousin to walk at a family gathering. I was standing at the opposite end of the living room with my arms out and he came running towards me only to trip at the very last second and headbutt me in the lads on the way down...
I had just enough strength left to use my leg to push him out of the way before folding like a lawn chair and collapsing to the floor audibly begging for death's sweet embrace.
Every male within a 10 Mile Radius: i feel a disturbance in the force
This made my day lmao
Underrated comment
It's as if a million sperm cells suddenly cried out, and then went silent.
A disturbance in the sack
@@empressoftheanxious7586 congrats you have runied the joke
/j
*He almost lost his bear necessities.*
@mark webb underrated by whom?
h rex the internet, but then again it may just be because he just commented 1 day ago
@@JohnWick03 i enjoyed it and gave it a like, and considering you cant see dislikes, how would one know people are rating it low?
h rex he meant it is being rated low compared to other comments in this comment section and other comments that are not as funny, in terms of likes
@@JohnWick03 oh, well like you mentioned, its only a day old comment on a 5 year old video, so maybe the correct word would be unknown rather than underrated
As men, we all know what this poor bear endured but I personally couldn't stop laughing when that bear hit the ground.
I don't. I was never properly hit in the balls.
I’m a woman and I also know this feeling
@@Xxsorafan its not the same... you can look it up. If you dont have balls you dont know this pain. The most similar one is hitting a boob with a bat
@@Xxsorafan Um, how?
@@Gogetta80 u figure out the rest
no matter if you‘re a human or a giant bear, you get hit in the nuts and it’s GAME OVER! 😂
Bear: I'm gonna walk this off
Balls:not in this lifetime
#SpaceBalls
Dropped my damn phone!!! Wiping tears now 😂😂😂
Nice... well done.
Dyiiiiiiiing
😂😂
The 5 stages of grief:
0:26 Denial - "Nah, I'm good. See, I can totally walk normal."
0:27 Bargaining - "Maybe if I walk like a coat hanger for a minute I'll feel better..."
0:31 Anger - "Mother @#$%, stupid pipe!"
0:40 Depression - "Leave me alone as I lie here in misery!"
0:52 Acceptance - "Ok, time to chew the pipe like a normal bear again."
That’s great👍 It just needs time stamps
Watched this years ago came up again and still makes me lmfao. Scrolled through comments yours was the best sir. Laughed another good 2-3min
Lmfao
@@2listening1 Great idea! I added them :)
You need to swap bargaining and angers places. Bargaining is earlier than anger.
I like how most males are united over the shared pain of getting hit in the balls
hi hi hi hi
It's something you can never forget
It’s rough out here homie, men unite
"Most" you say...?
Dont worry i understand your pain. I send my condolences to all men who went through this 😔
The bear experienced pain that it couldn't understand. Their was no bleeding, it didn't even know what hit him, and had no idea how to treat the pain. For the first time, the bear experience torture.
Oh man. Such sympathy for uncle bear.
Those first milliseconds of wide eyed shock. Then the slightly delayed bolt of lightning followed by the leg splaying stomach cramps. Champ tried to walk it off but caved. Salute.
Man that leg spread is when it became very personal and relatable.
We all cave when the nuts get caved. ☠️
1000th like.
Girls have labor and men have this
🤣
Watching this reminded me of a time I was holding my friend’s 2 year old. Her feet were at the exact right height and with no warning she kicked and got me brutally. Had to immediately put her down and then I went down. It’s extremely sharp pain initially and takes a long time to fully die down. That was 28 years ago and she now has a baby of her own but the fact that I remember it so clearly should be plenty of evidence that the pain is unforgettably intense!
Would be hilarious to ask for an apology almost 3 decades later
lmao
I've taken too many low blows to recollect a story so vividly. But I do recall when my daughter was a tot and cracked me right in the nose with a headbutt from one of those herky jerky laughs where they lose what little muscle control they have at that age. Just remind that woman how much of a boss you are for letting her down gently and not instantly losing your bearings and grip 👍🏼👊🏼
@@sasdagreat8052 so hey you kicked me in the balls 3 decades ago, would you like to say anything?
I would've threw her lil azz, because I know babies do that mess on purpose. Right after they do it, they laugh. 😡🤷♂️
That bear got hit in his “bear necessities.”
The simple bare necessities.
That's why this bear cant rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Ah man 😅 yes sir
😂
I'm convinced that men and bears have common ancestors.
Yeah, it was like 94 million years ago
Everyone has a common ancestor, it came free with your evolution
You can see the moment where the pain hasn't set in yet and he's trying to walk it off like "I'm good, I'm good, I'm not good, FUUUUCK THIS HURT!"
Why do I feel ozzy man vibes here.... he should definitely do this one...I’ll be laughing so hard
haha
underrated comment🤣🤣
U u forgot the HURTS there buddy
That made me laugh lol
The most painful thing that all male wild animals feel: The Nutcracker.
And it ain’t sweet...
Never was, and never will be.
This is real if you get attacked by wolf one of the defence technique is to squeez its ball as hard as possible. It will instantly let go you!
Ambient ballet begins in the background.
*sugar plum fairy intensifies*
Yes, indeed
I didn't know it was possible to have this much sympathy for a bear
I feel for you homie
He's got a BAD ICH
Real talk, bears are geniuses, the technique of rubbing your back on stuff to scratch it is a literal godsend
I never thought I’d ever relate to a bear, but, here I am.
We both crap in the woods
Hey now! You’re a Bear! Get your instincts and your honey! All the humans are trash! Online the canines get the cyay-ash!
We both fat 😔
We both got hairy asses :/
😁
doesn't matter what species, it's still:
a) freakin hilarious
b) vicariously painful
Vicarious is a new word for me. I like it!
@@danielwalmsley1824 Laughing at folks and they can't hear you, Check!
Living vicariously through others pain... Check!
What if its a baby is it still funny
@COELACANTH Going around kicking babies in the balls! - AVGN
More painful than childbirth. Adios
If any woman ever doubts how painfull a kick in the ball is, show them this video. Even a bear falls victim to it
Get an abscess downstairs and take two numbing needles above the most sensitive area on the human body, then we'll talk. Apparently worse than both pregnancy or a swift kick to the nuts.
You wanna know real pain regardless of sex?
Endoscopy of the nose and throat with no numbing.
Had that in 2015. And I've been through and still experiencing some nasty-ass genital-based pain. Take that weak shit any day over being paralysed in agony and can only breathe and gasp to avoid passing out because the entire front of your skull is on fire.
@Citizen Khan wow, can you put a link to that dude of the drill?
@@dobermanalfa1 oop
@Citizen Khan Wrong. People with cluster headaches that have been asked to rate pain all placed the pain of an unexpected nutshot above the their headaches. The difference is that there is no such thing as chronic nutshot syndrome, otherwise we'd be having a very different discussion.
Bear: Hmmm what’s this rope doing here….. AHHH MY NUTS lol 😂
As a dude, I want to offer him a bag of frozen peas. But as a lover of physical comedy, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
I feel both pain and amusement out of this
there just something funny about seeing another dude get hit in the balls after doing something stupid
Tbh i think a bag of peas aint gonna help i think this bear is legally classified as a female now cause his balls are too far gone
Hysterical. Thank before giving me something to laugh about
All he did was scratch his back and roll around in grass like a toddler
@@tomthebat394 Lol same 😂😂
As a nut owner myself, I can confirm this is very accurate
Hi
😂😂😂😂😂 yeah iam too a nut owner
😂😂😂😂
For any woman thinking about transitioning to become a man, they should be shown this video first. That is what awaits you in the future. 😂
@@my3dviewsPain is sensed through the nerves and I don't think transgenders have the nerves present... or do they
Nice to see that getting hit in the balls produces the same reaction, regardless of species. 👍
I don't see it happening iny other way for iny of us guys.
Except for goats they just pass out apparently😂
😂
Colin lmao 😂
Wes Mallo that’s what I thought. How tf is that “nice to see”?
The title is hilarious alone lol it’s not just bear gets hit in the nuts but it’s because he’s messing with his water tank lol
See that? That's blinding, dizzying, loss of balance inducing pain. males of all kinds know and fear this pain.
@Greg McFarland that's exactly right. Us guys are supposed to stone wall everything. Yet let us just do that as a regular thing. They'll lose their entire mind.
I mean to be fair some women feel like they got kicked in the stomach by a horse or are getting their insides scraped out for a couple days every month, and we still have to work and go about our days and suck it up... At least you getting kicked in your balls is not something that automatically happens every couple weeks, although I get that it must hurt. But like, I wouldn't kick someone in the nuts unless they tried to attack me, so does it really happen that much? And if so and you're not doing anything terrible to provoke it, maybe reconsider your surroundings?
@@icecreamcake6238 ok guy
Icecream Cake lol my daughter who is almost two has a natural aim for my nads. Almost everyday when I play with her I’m either blocking a quick foot stomp or a swinging arm. My wife lost count of how many times she nailed me good. I will admit women endure more pain from child birth and some from their monthly but a swift kick in the nads will bring tears to your eyes quick. On a side note, my brother in law was playing football and the punter kicked the balls. Guy tried to block it and he punted the wrong ball. It sent one of his nads into his stomach region. Now that’s pain. Fuk that.
@@JeremyDN alright
Bear: Welp, not having any cubs this season...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂nailed it😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Only thing funnier I saw. A neighbor had installed a underground invisible fence to keep the dogs in the yard. He used a the invisible fence but hooked it up too a cattle fence electric system. Invisible fence is a mild shock, cattle fencing is a whole other level.
Poor dog ran across it the first time.. Dog yelped and whined for at least 5 minutes.
Help*
Hey Boo Boo, I dont think there will be any siblings for you
#Coconut TV
You think so Yogi??
Apparently, the “roll around on the ground” method is a universal cure for whacked do dads.
how would YOU deal with your peanuts mashed into butter?
I think the rolling was just playing..
@Comment Comment Nah, look at him, he's just playing with the chord.
I think its a coping mechanism
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Bear screamed in his best Bill Murray impersonation: "Oh! My balls! Oh!! My BALLS!!"
The funniest part is, without the ability to talk or actively vocalize his pain, all he can do is writhe on the ground. But it still TOTALLY gets the point across of how painful it was. 😂
That's kinda messed up though.
Wouldn't make much difference, the only words used would probably be "fuck" "shit" "ow" and "I think it's over"
How is it funny an animal is suffering ? I hope something bad happens to all you weak minded bullies
@@thealienlife
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@@m.a.r.s5789 gm
...as a fellow male mammal, I feel for him man - Stay Strong brother ✊
eerereps 😀😁😂
same 👊
eerereps 666
I thought you were castrators :p
eerereps 😂😂😂😂😂✊
No matter the species a hit in the nuts is a hit in the nuts
What about squirrels?
Fish don't have a nut
What about ants
@Dewy it will be awfully hard to do so but I'll try my best
What about jellyfish
That kind of pain is so profound. Poor guy can't even scream, can't utter profanity, can't even think through the agony.
I love that this is a 600-900lb killing machine, and even a hit to the nuts can drop it
And women claim that giving birth is more painfull..bruh even a mf bear got ko'd
Childbirth last way longer tho
@@gxftedyungtiller6768 but the pain isn't as excruciating.
Black bears are actuallt not very dangerous to humans, they frighten very easily, it's brown bears which are more aggressive and "killing machines"
@Grab The Crucifix no it's been proven getting hit in the nuts hurts more.
The funniest thing is how humanlike the bear’s reaction was. Funniest shit I’ve seen all day
Or how bearlike we humans would react:D
@@KahediGaming damn ur right
Bears are secretly human
Yeah the desperate movement when he gets hurt followed by the "wait calm down" followed by the "oh shit it hurts let's desperately change positions again"
I feel like that's how literally everyone i know of reacts to getting hurt
Bro that's not funny
This was felt by every male being in existence regardless of language, race, or species.
It's true,,, it's really painful
To be fair, I don't think any other species is watching
@@kushal250288 no shit
@@kushal250288 you have no idea what life forms are picking up these wave lengths in galaxies across the universe.
Dez nuts are what we all have in common!
Including those males who have been dead for thousands of years.....
That feeling when you get hurt so bad you can't scream
Just wanted himself a back scratcher. Then all of a sudden there is nothing but writhing pain. One the ground, twitching as the agony has its way with you.
Karma
Kevin prendiville if he’s scratching his back, why did he bite the rope?
@@mythicalguy1236 to keep the fence from falling over on him. You can clearly see him testing the stability of the fence before he starts scratching his back.
They do that back scratching to mark their territory, they will break branches, scratch up trees, and rub themselves on them to leave their scent.
@@jyak1747 it was a joke.