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- Опубликовано: 26 май 2019
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Brady: / numberphile
Discussion: / cgpgrey
Grey and Brady discuss: royal babies, are your parents your parents, the Brady Sportsball Curse, Dallas (Dulles Airport, Grey tries to not complain about RUclips, double high five emoji, hashtagsquarespacebeyond100 and Hello Internet contingency plans on Patreon ( / hellointernet , and asking Tim Cook a question.
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Show Notes:
*Discuss this episode on the reddit: / *
EVERY baby is a ROYAL baby - Numberphile: • EVERY baby is a ROYAL ...
Baby announcement clip: • Meghan Markle And Prin...
Mormon Family Record Search: www.familysearch.org/location...
Liverpool 4-0 Barcelona: www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/...
Netflix: Formula 1, Drive to Survive: www.netflix.com/title/80204890
RUclips Creator Academy: / creatoracademy
Double high five emjoi: emojipedia.org/person-raising...
Jeremy of Emojipedia: / jeremyburge
SquareSpace Beyond 100 on Twitter: search?q=%23Squar...
Contingency plans & Goodbye Internet: / hellointernet
Marco: / marcoarment
Overcast: overcast.fm/
Hello Internet on RUclips: / hellointernetpodcast
Goodbye Internet 124: / hellointernet
I learned about the royal baby from Hello Internet. I did watch the ancestry videos, had no idea it had a news event attached. The rock I'm living under is very pretty.
For better OC I go to the martian polar ice caps. There you can have DIce 24/7.
Same
I’m so glad they had the biological vs “real” parentage discussion as the vocabulary of it has always bothered me. My mother is the only person I know I share DNA with as she was adopted, and I never knew or met the man that impregnated her but I was raised from the time of my birth by her second boyfriend, my dad. People always ask things like if I knew my “real” dad, and I was always like yea well obviously, he’s that guy that loves my mom and me and works hard to protect and care for us; and his brothers are my uncles and their children are my cousins and etc, but people are (I think) weirdly obsessive ‘oh no I meant your REAL dad’ presumably real meaning some rando living in Winnipeg that used to date my mom in high School? My dad had another child with my mom, my (half I guess? he seems like a whole person to me) brother, it bothered me a lot when he was born that people would ask my dad how it felt to ‘finally be a father’ as of course, I’m not his “real” daughter either, but thankfully he’s of the same mind of it as me and would remind them of my existence. I was always slightly worried that my view was just skewed on this due to my particular family circumstance so, it’s comforting hearing someone else agree somewhat.
Ninjozata cool name.
Totally makes sense. If I found out today that I was adopted or that I was mistakenly swapped at the nursery or something like that it wouldn't change a thing for me.
Family has very little to do with genes and a lot to do with love, support and caring for each other
I totally agree with what you wrote about being a real dad and daughter!
May I ask you how old were you when they told you that your dad was not your genetical dad and how it affected you? I am curious because I agree with the podcast that those kind of moments are shown in TV to be far more dramatic than they likely are. If this question isn't adequate, please ignore it!
Thank you for your answer!
@@emeraldbonsai "point" is quite reductionist as well as "ones own" genes.
@@emeraldbonsai It's inordinately individualist to think the "point" is to propagate ones own genes and creates a universal that simply is not true. If everyone cared most about their own genes everyone would be like European royals and inbreed as well as be cowardly and never brave their own life for another's in battle for example. Evolution is largely about species and environmental plasticity, individual animals aren't driven to some imperative to propagate that would be prescriptive not descriptive.
i call my "real" dad just my "producer", since he was never there for me and i have zero bond or feelings for him. you are not alone :)
24:43
That authentic recorded-on-a-toaster audio.
This is my first time coming across this show even though I'm subscribed to cpg Gray and cortex. This show is amazing.
Grey has no idea how many people he makes happy with his opinion on parenthood
🙌 "celebratory hands in the air"
🙌 "celebratory hands in the air"
🙌 "celebratory hands in the air"
The_Catman is that not what high five is
@@smallbeanmusic2187 DOUBLE high five. you do that EXACTLY like that.
The apple pencil part from the previous episode is one of the best moments in the history of the podcast. Everything about it was perfect.
14:13 -I wasn’t intended, I found out when I was 19 and it did upset me because the way I found out was my dad being angry at me and blaming me for the way his life turned out because “he wasn’t ready for kids but your mother went of the pill” so that was a fun day.
I’m sorry that happened to you, hope you’re doing alright
Watching this cell background hurts my eyes. All I can see is lots of dots going in little circles
Now I feel bad for not watching this the day it popped up in my feed. This is so good. Life must pause for the Two Dudes Talking.
13:40 Love how Grey and Brady always just speculate between themselves why in the world anyone would feel a way about something, come up empty, and then conclude there is no possible reason and it must be dumb; instead of inviting people who do feel that way to explain it to them in the Reddit comments.
18:00 I think when you are younger you also are in process of constructing your identity, and I think the younger you are the more you associate your own identity with the one of your parents.
My parents used to tell me I was a “mistake’ and I confess that as a child I found that hurtful. When you’re a kid it seems like they’re saying you weren’t wanted at least at first.
My mom was adopted, and shes trying to track down her biological parents only to find if there is any genetic information she might want to know with regards to her health. If her entire family died of the same genetic disorder, she wants to know (and I want to know because that goes down the pipe to me too)
In Ireland and Island people get DNA tests paid for in such cases (or if they want to marry someone who might very well be their first cousin)... They also test for Brest/ovarian cancer.
Ive always viewed the two hands emoji as a celebration like a touchdown (in american football). Two hands up! Hell yea!
Grey thinks that ...pedia means that a resource is editable by users? Eh don't you think that is the wiki... part?
...the wiki part of emoji-pedia?
@@Sponsie1000 he mentioned that he reckoned that is was user-editable because it ended in 'pedia'
@@GBOAC yeah, which would make sense since all the places that are user-editable end in pedia, like wikipedia, emojipedia etcc,, it just sounded like you were saying he should have thought the wiki part implied the edit-ability, to which l replied that all the other editable sites dont have the wiki part.
l do agree that wiki obviously means that it's user editable, but in this context grey's comment made sense as a joke l thought :]
In respect to the uncertain release schedule, I decided to refrain myself from the premiere and listen to the show at my own leisure.
Entertainment is like a treat, you don't want to overdo in one go.
🙌👐
There's two of them. Great.
I live where I go through Dulles all the time, I’m amused by how y’all describe Dulles! If you have TSA PreCheck, which I believe Gray has, or Clear you don’t go underground to Security but if you don’t have it you have to go down there.
Also, on another note, They have Dulles Day every year and I went there once and it was neat. You got to see a number of planes on display and such, but also they took you on one of the “Mobile Longes” on a tour around the airport about there expansions and such, such as their then expansion to handle A380s, and it was generally interesting. Tho Dulles has no shortage of dungeons.
Seriously though, those "sound triangles" and "hallelujah rays" are motion lines, to indicate the thrusting of your hands _into_ the air, in celebration, like in sports when your team does the thing.
I wouldn't necessarily say the double clap interpretation is wrong though, as it is a common result of multiple people doing this together, when used in response to itself it may be implicitly interpreted as a double clap
They're in the wrong place. Source: I've been a professional comics artist for 15 years.
Motion lines follow the movement, they don't anticipate it. That is, if you want motion lines that signify thrusting the hands up, you put them UNDER the hands, not above. And not at an angle, but straight in the direction of the movement. These are above the hands, and also disposed radially from a point that is between the hands. This kind of things usually indicate either sound, or a physical or metaphorical hit/impact.
I can accept that it was meant to be motion lines, but it only means that the designer who created them has no idea of the language s/he's trying to use.
@@captainufo4587 and thats what they are. double high five.
Ohh no, Gray is doing ad's in a box, thats not good :(
The triangles on the hands in the air emoji represent the movement of the hands upwards.
Hey Grey, I know you approved of some form of UBI. I'm not actually American but I came across Andrew Yang, an American presidential candidate who is trying to implement UBI. I know you probably don't want to get too political but I'm quite curious as to what you think about his UBI and what it would mean for the world if he's successful in what he's trying to do.
I never dare to talk about UBI irl because people think I'm talking about socialism but really capitalism not starting from 0, and I'm not strong enough in debating to be able to convince people of why it's the future. But I love hearing people talk about it
Is the length intentional. 1:24 for episode 124
Definitely not
12:58 "knock it up to now" and talking more about babies. Clever, Brady :P
There's a typo in the description: it says "Double high five emjoi" but probably should be "Emoji".
Not an irritating comment at all, I know :) You're welcome.
guys just go straight to the source, find someone on linkedin who's an engineer or project/product manager at squarespace and bother them. As an engineer, I can tell you they are all really really don't like to be bothered, make you're problem their problem and it will be solved. Find the throat to choke and you'll be successful. Companies are just elaborate firewalls between engineers and the general public
That's how I get stuff done, finding someone in their last master term.
I live in the non-voting District of Columbia. Most of us loathe the idea of going to Dulles in part because it's so far away with no public transit and in part because of the subterranean security line. And I have TSA PreCheck.
One thing you may not have noticed is that you can walk - underground of course - to Terminal A/B without using the newish "train." The tunnel is not as interesting as the "neon tube" at O'Hare but it's certainly quieter than the train and has moving sidewalks if you don't want to stroll the whole distance.
On the point of adoption and intentional conception...I think I feel the opposite way that gray does. While I myself am not adopted I have close family that is, and based on their experience in my family I would say, I wouldn’t care at all if I was adopted, as long as the people who raised me WANTED me. But if I found out that I was not wanted, but they kept me anyway because they felt the had to or something, that would be far more hurtful to me.
Onerandom Nerdygirl So would you describe the difference in “wanting the child” as an “obligatory choice” as opposed to a “desired choice” then?
Maybe? I don’t think I understand the question
How did I know they'd plug Curiosity Stream? Oh yeah, I watch RUclips, THAT'S how I know
I don't think Google is listening to your podcast, at least not in an algorithm-tuning capacity. But if you mention something like F1, then a certain percentage of your listeners will look it up. Podcast makers and listeners tend to have some common interests. The algo is basically seeing a substantial list of people in one bucket looking up formula 1 racing, seeing you in that bucket and assuming that other similarities may apply here.
I wasn't intended. I found out when I was 5, but from our religious system, my dad mentioned it to me in a way that I still believe to be true. My parents may have not intended to have me, but G-d did and knew better to give my parents the blessing of me. So, for me, it was always a good thing.
I how how bitter Grey is in the description for the link. 🙌
Those aren't cells! Those are voronoi diagrams!
I'd be curious how DNA testing has affected the infidelity rate.
Probably not at all, until it somehow gets mandatory for all children. Humans are always assuming not getting caught, that's also the problem with more draconic prisons.
That thing about youtube trying to help people with their channels is still so trash to this day. I remember one of their tutorials is about increasing youtube view count by trying to replicate tv shows??? Telling you to make cliff hangers, write episodic videos, characters, etc. Not only is that the exact opposite of why people use this app in the first place, making such videos on a yt monetization (or lack of thanks to demonetization and unfair YT pays) would completely murder you, they even showed their channel analytics as an example, and it doesn't even perform half as well as a single reddit text-to-speech video made by someone with 5 subs.
Raising hands emoji reminds me of feet with really big toes when you look at it from far away.
TRYPOPHOBIA ACTIVATED
YOU RETURN
you've probably been here all this time
@@General12th xD
Double high five is probably banzai which is a way of celebrating in Japan.
You've improved a lot in the department of answering hypothetical questions, Grey, but you really fell back into old bad habits on the Tim Cook question. Obviously the presumption in this hypothetical scenario was that he would answer any question you asked him!
Is it unethical to take your friends phone to like a video more than once?
possibly?
Yes, except if it's a Hello Internet video
Corey Dustin chaotic good.
Yes.
*"JAZZ HANDS"*
(the other interpretation is "noooooo" as in holding both palms vertical away from you and "wobbling" the hands to indicate a solid no, no no no)
Hb y
Him: Hey u wan smash?
Her: 🙌🏻
Him: 😶
@@pXnTilde exactly this
Brady is a red YNWA
Regarding the parents conversation:
1) If you live in a culture where it is presumed that your parents are your biological parents unless otherwise stated, then yes, it is 100% a deception if the people who raise you don't tell you that they're not your biological parents.
2) Your discussion about "why someone would care" if they're adopted or intended, is kind of moot, because you're both extreme outliers with regards to how your childhoods shaped you, so it's to be expected that you view this topic differently from the norm. You're both coming at it from the extremely narrow perspective of people who are not only successful, but _unusually_ successful, and happy, and were raised by people who love you, and who you love, and who you have a good relationship with to this day, and who presumably did a good job raising you, and who had a decent amount of money, etc. etc. etc. That's a sadly rare combination of traits. "All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." From all that you've said about your childhoods and families, it seems you had happy families; so you would have a hard time conceiving of the million and one ways that an unhappy or even just slightly-less-happy family life could lead one to care about one's parentage. If you watch a show like Long Lost Family (or something similar), you might gain a greater understanding of why this matters to some people, or at least what leads to that type of thinking.
I love the podcast!
Double high five all the way! Grey is right yet again.
I thought this one was hands off 🙌
And this one might be celebratory hands 👐??
When was this recorded? I'm surprised they didn't talk about Google's split from Huawei
⚠ IRRADIATED 🙌 HANDS ☢
it IS double high five!
If we give support to the Patreon, do we get the podcast simultaneously or prior to the RUclips premiere? Without a regular schedule, I would much rather be able to download it when it becomes immediately available rather than have it teased in front of me for 90-120 minutes.
did they premiere this? youtube showed me this I guess 3 days later, since your comment says 3 days ago.
I literally can't watch sports because I get so anxious
🙌 this is the emoji by the way
Am I the only one who was yelling "It's vigorous jazz hands" at the screen when they where talking about the emojis?
Yes you were, because most people don't yell at screens lmao
Emoji is misspeled as in the descrepton boxe😀
no sound?!
@grey use postybirb to upload to patreon efficiently
Just release it already!
Oh the irony! I love listening to Brady lament on how sad he was that he missed the Liverpool comeback when as he was speaking Spurs were making an arguably even better comeback
Lewis Musgrave Liverpool had to be perfect throughout the 90 mins vs Barcelona, compared to Ajax where Spurs could afford to concede 2 goals and let’s be honest, Barcelona are a better team than Ajax...
TVKym You don’t need to tell me, I’m a Liverpool fan myself and completely agree. I’ll pass your message onto my friends and family who are spurs fans, who I have been debating this point for weeks.
Bring on Saturday ynwa 🔴🔴🔴
🙌 don't leave me hanging bro
Uh, Im a bit surprised at that "who the parents are" discussion given you both read and commented on Guns, Germs and Steal so much. Ive actually read that and other Jared Diamond books because of that... so, a few things :
_obviously people care what happens to people they are blood related to, it's in their genes to do so, because it is in any individuals evolutionary interests to protect one's offspring and/or those that share the largest bits of your genes. So children over brothers and sisters over cousins over tribe over strangers.
As "civilized" humans, we use our modern sensibilities to override these instincts to some extend, some do so more than others.
_both in past and present royal families, bloodlines matter ALOT, for realz. They are the legitimacy-givers. With doubt on who made the kid, the entire kingdom is at risk of losing faith in its ruling family. Scandal/medium deal in today's Brexit-dominated UK, potentially devastating in kingdoms with stronger and more politically relevant monarchies.
_GoT is, as Grey said, medieval fantasy. It follows (or used to follow, when it was still book-based) the rules of medieval Europe's courts and monarchies. For the above mentioned reasons, bloodlines matter ALOT. For any noble house as much as on their own scale. Factor in that there's multiple reasons to care that your offspring / your parents are actually who they are supposed to be because : 1- the biological reason all individuals of a species have ; 2- the legitimacy reason discussed above ; 3- the "gang reason" of gaining and keeping respect Grey mentions. All of these combine in a world like GoT (or history's medieval England or France etc...)
Good points that aren't really being adressed. Thanks for formulating them.
double high five? seriously Grey? the flying fuck
So between genetics and lineage, sports and missed moments, and RUclips and "internet beefs" (Brady)...
What's with the plant cell background... I mean it's a podcast so I don't imagine many are really looking, but I am curious?
I'm sorry Brady but the missing of momentous sporting comebacks on the Liverpool end shouldn't really be viewed as unlucky, if you were a big enough fan you would've watched the game!
Jazz hands?
are you guys talking about Dallas Texas?
37:00 has to be the most thought out ad I’ve ever heard
The royal baby?
You mean Teddy Klein?
God that's soothing
the background is triggering my trypophobia
🙌
By infidelity
It sounds like you're trying to see who of your parents cheated on them
But like
Only the mum could lie about that if the pops doesnt know
But that's skewed
Since it wont tell you how often the male cheated
But I think
By infidelity
They mean lying to their kid?
Francisco Juarez DNA of the father?
Much better animation!
Grey sometimes exhibits a complete lack of imagination!? If you could ask tim cook one question... 'oh i wouldn't ask a question cause he wont answer'. Its a hypothetical! And hypothetically just imagine tim cook was given a truth serum and you have the opportunity to learn some secret. bah
Are they live streaming?!
No, premieres are pre-recorded but published as a stream. Brady sometimes shows up in the chat while it streams.
But it's a little red box in the corner that looks just like the live stream box! If only some forward-thinking podcast had addressed this issue!
Fellow F1 fans?
Grey, you will like formula 1
Sincerely, someone who doesn't like Formula 1.
premiers don't allow me to skip the adds this is weak
I have to agree that the "you were an accadent" talk is completely irrelevant. Both my sister and I were unplanned and neither of us give a shit.. But our mom seems to thinks it should matter for some reason.
That's not a backend.
Almost first!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Damnit Grey, ask a programmer to automate that sort of uploading xD Getting your wife to do it. Shame on you~
Brady is a bandwagon