@@FlyingDominion it is nice but it is too long so i cant read it sorry. I saw many lines saying the same word thought:- R O B O T S. W I L L. T A K E. O V E R. T H E. W O R L D
They will have an existential crisis when they'll finally discover that we build a machine that has intentionally no purpose, that's how we'll beat them.
@@Lilcandys my religion confirms the possibility of extraterrestrial and the possibility of millions of other planets with life-- so far that neither can reach one another. It also says the universe is expanding as we speak. All this more than 1400 years. Pretty cool, uh!
It's an extension of the concept of "useless machine". That's the name those kinds of eletronic box toys that turn themselves off are known as. This one is even more powerful because you can't even interact with it
I used to work at an art museum and I made a very similar useless control box for a maker fair. People literally got angry with me for 'wasting their time'. Thank you for validating me.
You know, I have seen so many iterations on the useless box. Dueling boxes, painted boxes, randomized boxes, boxes with 20 switches in a circle, boxes where it’s a cat that pops up and pushes the switch, but this may be the first video I’ve seen that truly *innovates* on the useless box. Congratulations, my dude, you have truly made an exceptional exceptionally useless box
Imagine trying to explain this to a caveman "It does a job you don't need to do for you, but only if you want to do that job yourself, then it undoes that job a second later"
Oh, this is wonderful! I'm imagining a time traveler trying to explain this to some prehistoric person, and the cave man just getting utterly confused.
Imagine putting this behind a wall, but with, like, holes in the wall, in some hallway, so whenever someone walks by they hear mechanical whirring in the wall
"If I had the option to something or nothing, I will choose to do nothing. But I will help someone else do nothing. I will work all night to make sure nothing gets done."
If we ever happen to have a technological exchange with an alien culture we must sent one and only one of these as a testament of the height and character of our technological achievements.
One of these will be discovered 10,000 years from now on some archeological dig somewhere, and will become that era's Antikythera Device. Two thumbs up! With each thumb clicking a rocker switch. :)
The ultrasonic sensor popping out as the eyes of the box, which uses ultrasonic sounds. The transmitter transmits the sound waves and when it comes in contact with a barrier (for ex, hand) the waves return back to the receiver, signalling the electronic arm to do the rest.
So you made a box with a switch that detects when you want to flip the switch just so it can flip the switch for you and flip it back down... I'll take your entire stock.
Much respect I just heard the guy that made and sold those boxes with the hand inside that shut off the switch you flipped on died recently. Many was the morning when I said why couldn't I come up with a cool thing like that so I could make and sell like that. So I did, you guys ever hear of the Un Light they used to sell them at Electric Avenue in the 60's. Yeah I invented that except another guy I showed it to sold them. good for him eh?
Thank you!!!
Hello
Thank you too ;D ! I wouldn't have seen this without you :)
You made my Day !
Thanks for showing us this, it's awesome
Hello
Thief!!!
“Robots will take over the world!!!”
Robots:
@@FlyingDominion it is nice but it is too long so i cant read it sorry. I saw many lines saying the same word thought:- R O B O T S. W I L L. T A K E. O V E R. T H E. W O R L D
That's electricity less mechanical not, not a AI generated "robot".
@@chewinggum5550 lmao it’s not that difficult to read
the robot took over the switch
[THE WORLD]
[STAND USER] DIO BRANDO
[THE WORLD] has been taken by
[XR300 ROBOT]
[STAND USER] AI ROBOT
Me: I do nothing.
This man: I build smart things that do nothing for me.
You made my depression day slightly less depressing, thank you
he can sell that tho
Doing nothing has never been so efficient.
Market it to cat owners
That's why i love science
Imagine archeologist trying to figure out the purpose of this machine in the future
It's for ritualistic purposes.
Prototype of a perpetual motion machine
😂....that be great , but it's all gonna burn. Nothing will be left 🤔
They should paint something like ‘IMPORTANT’ or ‘TOP SECRET’ on the side so it gets really confusing
Must be some ancient alien technology.
I love the personality in its eyes as you slowly approach the switch
Bearbumxx underrated comment for sure. Made me laugh
I thought they were eyes until I saw your comment
Lol that’s clever for the sensors tho
it *knows* what you’re trying to *do* .
it *will* stop *you* .
Looks like the Mighty Loaf.
Imagine if instead of it being a Useless Box, it was an alarm clock that hits its Snooze button the moment you move your hand near it.
Bruh, this would be the best invention ever.
@@flavius2884 true
We need this new alarm idea to be made
Brilliant
Just wake tf up
Machine: **continues to flip switch**
Guy: Can I have a tu-
Machine: *No.*
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1960s: "We'll have flying cars in the 21st century"
2010s:
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2020s
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😂
Bro lives in cave and never heard of helicopters and aeroplanes
0:01 man slowing moving toward machine.
Machine :-🖕🖕
XD
Machine be like: nani!
This deserve 1.6K like 😂
imagine 1000 years in the future archeologist finding this machine wondering what the hell is its purpose..
the best part is that the sound the machine makes is close to "fuck you"
Ive never seen a machine have so much personality
Them aliens gonna take years to find what it does after invading us.
They will have an existential crisis when they'll finally discover that we build a machine that has intentionally no purpose, that's how we'll beat them.
Dont believe alien.. believe your GOD!! lol
@@Lilcandys my religion confirms the possibility of extraterrestrial and the possibility of millions of other planets with life-- so far that neither can reach one another. It also says the universe is expanding as we speak. All this more than 1400 years. Pretty cool, uh!
@@firdouz1 pretty sure christianity has nothing against aliens too
@@piglyy8903 good to know
Machine: is useless
Human: but how can I make it MORE useless?!
Gud point mate
I think
It slaps
It confuses and amuses, it entertains and frustrates. And it generates RUclips revenue. Hardly a "useless" thing.
XD
It's an extension of the concept of "useless machine". That's the name those kinds of eletronic box toys that turn themselves off are known as. This one is even more powerful because you can't even interact with it
@@lapq3590 r/whoosh
@Richard Gleaves us, as long as we are using the app RUclips makes money not if we watch videos, RUclips is free only because we are the product
Comments entertain more than machine😂
I used to work at an art museum and I made a very similar useless control box for a maker fair. People literally got angry with me for 'wasting their time'. Thank you for validating me.
Mom: What are you watching?
Me : It's complicated.
No, I think its easy.
But its don't gonna be end😕
This isn't a tim Poole video
I c'ant explain ..
Im watching great inventions better then flying car
Just say it's porn...
I love that it doesn't just trigger a single cycle when you get close. It makes it seem alive. It makes it seem... *spiteful*.
I think this box allows humans to feel the same frustration anxiety felt by cats when they can't catch the laser pointer.
You know, I have seen so many iterations on the useless box. Dueling boxes, painted boxes, randomized boxes, boxes with 20 switches in a circle, boxes where it’s a cat that pops up and pushes the switch, but this may be the first video I’ve seen that truly *innovates* on the useless box. Congratulations, my dude, you have truly made an exceptional exceptionally useless box
True 😁😁 this is the next level useless machine 😅
What
This machine can threat nukes constantly, how is this useless
ah.. i see Trump vibes
Just call it the trump machine
@@safwanshuhaib9968 Useless trump machine - nuke itself every time someone tries to nuke it
I am the yeast king
Edit: if eome9ne gets r/whoooosh ed pls put me in the picture
Robots from the future:
"Hey, it's grampa! "
I love how it looks like it's just really tired of your meddling.
Håkon T. Me: please let me do it aww cmon fine you win
50!!!
My last two brain cells trying to decide weather I should do my homework that I’ve been procrastinating for the last two weeks or just play Minecraft:
Imagine trying to explain this to a caveman
"It does a job you don't need to do for you, but only if you want to do that job yourself, then it undoes that job a second later"
Oh, this is wonderful! I'm imagining a time traveler trying to explain this to some prehistoric person, and the cave man just getting utterly confused.
Forget the caveman, I had to read that 3 times before it made sense to me.
Fun fact: Every video under 1 Minute is a legend
Up next: *550 million years of human evolution flipbook*
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?
WHAT THE HELL???
He is god?
See you after 7 years When this get Recommend
That sounds fair.
It looks like that loaf of bread thing where it said "YoUr AcTiOnS hAvE cOnSeQuEnCeS"
The Almighty Loaf!
I just don't get why yall put random caps.
@@Brand-pn5yz it's supposed to be mockery/a funny way to say something in text form
“The evil seed of what you have done grows within you.”
- Loafy McBread face
Inventor: “Here is my newest machine”
Me: “I’m bored I can’t do anything”
This wasn't useless at all--it made me laugh like crazy.
Kiss me quickly!
Kids "Why did we never go back to the Moon?"
Parents "I expect someones working on it"
i have been wondering that for the last 21 of my 26 years of life
Imagine putting this behind a wall, but with, like, holes in the wall, in some hallway, so whenever someone walks by they hear mechanical whirring in the wall
Make it a light switch
Even better
Man: I'm going to build a useless box.
2 Million utubers: INTERESTING..........
Made me laugh and want to build one! Looking forward on the guide, programming is not something for me.
Same
The programming for this should be quite easy. Just need to program the trigger for the ultrasonic sensors.
not that hard honestly
I've watched several if these now and I gotta say they are the coolest things around. 👍
I love this. Can I have one? Its literally me as a box
I know this is probably just a joke but, are you okay?
@@ainblanc4329 hanging in there. Thank you for the concern. God bless :)
@@anthonycurby4606 Glad to hear that, God bless to you too ^_^
we sure do live in a society.
I love useless box's, I'm going to try and make one. This us probably one if the best I have seen.
"If I had the option to something or nothing, I will choose to do nothing.
But I will help someone else do nothing. I will work all night to make sure nothing gets done."
You just stated the motto of our government officials.
Yes! Don’t know why RUclips suggested this channel but it’s probably one of my most favorite discoveries in a loooooooong time.
Before: man:flips switch
Machine: stop
Now: man: *tries to flip switch*
Machine: *flips switch:
Man: can i have a tu-
Machine: NO
copied coment
I really couldn't even figure it out until this. "I flip the switch", LOL.
Stolen
One day this box's descendants will open a hailing frequency to explain they are the Borg and basically resistance is futile.
I want it now- *NO, I NEED IT NOW*
Imagine going to turn on the lights and it just does this.
If we ever happen to have a technological exchange with an alien culture we must sent one and only one of these as a testament of the height and character of our technological achievements.
Cool way of putting the ultrasonic sensors as eyes
Guy: I'm gonna flip this-
Machine: Not if I do it first!
Also machine: Actually, I don't want it flipped.
This is the perfect use"less" box because it truly doesn't let you use it.
I like how most of the useless machines are just robots that flip switches
One of these will be discovered 10,000 years from now on some archeological dig somewhere, and will become that era's Antikythera Device.
Two thumbs up! With each thumb clicking a rocker switch. :)
I don't know why that's funny, but I can imagine kittens playing with it.
You make my day bro this is calming
I havent laughed this hard in a long time😂🤣. My friend made a useless box but this is EXCEPTIONALLY useless lol. Absolutely brilliant.
The ultrasonic sensor popping out as the eyes of the box, which uses ultrasonic sounds. The transmitter transmits the sound waves and when it comes in contact with a barrier (for ex, hand) the waves return back to the receiver, signalling the electronic arm to do the rest.
Oh, I've gotta have one of these!!!!!!!!!
Video: "Less than 30sec long and more that 3 years old"
Me: *"I Have to click that"*
"this is not even my final form!"
Saw this on Reddit, hoping to give it a try. Wish you still made videos and showed how this was made in detail!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I didn't search for this video,
Neither did you.
Machine: **continues to flip switch**
Guy: Can i have a tu-
Machine: f*ck off
"Can't touch this!"
You have successfully created the most frustrating box known to man
Me moving behind him: I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move
Lmao
It's so painfully relatable.
Like don't hate me I'll hate myself for u
😮
How do you guys feel about a useless box that shoots you with a mini crossbow before flicking the switch
I feel that wouldnt be useless 😂
That's called a trap with hilarious end
The on-off switch: Am I a joke to you!?
This machine has more personality than some of my former classmates
You invented perpetual motion machine 👨🎓😂
me: I will move th-
uselles box: tHiS iS mInE
When something exists just to piss you off.
This machine so useless you can’t even use it
@@Blabberer Y E S
I really love these crazy idiot boxes.
Good one mate
Me making decisions while shopping
If you ever feel useless just think of this guy trying to flip switches.
I click on videos like these not to watch them, but to read comments like these.
Who came here from daily dose of Internet
ChrisGamer me
same
Me
Not me actually
ChrisGamer me
Dude I'd get so mad trying to flick the switch, but I love it bro
People in 80s- we will have flying cars by 2019
2019-
It is no longer useless because it entertained us...
Someone has wayyyyyyy too much time on Their hands
I was watching an educational interesting space video and I really clicked off that amazing video for this
Even more amazing and interesting video
Machine: I flip the switch so you can't
Me: Now this is getting annoying
*Pulls out …………
"This person made their own version of-"
Who else is here from daily dose of internet’s video?
Big Thief Sweaty the dude who commented that before u bro
Me
Thanos: I'm inevitable
Useless machine:- I'm untouchable.
So you made a box with a switch that detects when you want to flip the switch just so it can flip the switch for you and flip it back down...
I'll take your entire stock.
why is this in my reccomend section cause this is amazing
Beautiful use of proximity sensors
"I can't let you do that Dave"
Not even the satisfaction of turning it on, I love it!
Why do I keep watching these useless box videos? (please somebody post more)
Dad breaks the switch and says "Now play with something else"
Much respect I just heard the guy that made and sold those boxes with the hand inside that shut off the switch you flipped on died recently.
Many was the morning when I said why couldn't I come up with a cool thing like that so I could make and sell like that.
So I did, you guys ever hear of the Un Light they used to sell them at Electric Avenue in the 60's.
Yeah I invented that except another guy I showed it to sold them. good for him eh?
I like how this was recommended
really not sure what I just saw, but that was glorious
Unless u guys read the words in the caption of the video it said"useless"
It’s like it would rather die than give you the satisfaction of flipping the switch even once
Me: **Trying to sleep**
My brain:
Oh wow I have that ultrasound sensor- using it for my senior design project
The use of Ultrasonics? Brilliant.
After 7 years RUclips recommend me this
-So, you know electronics. You probably create very cool things
-Yyeeeah, sort of
This guy took it to a whole new level