As a heavy splatling/Dapple dualie main...This is quite accurate. I think nintendo did the dualies last minute and just said: "This is good enough :D" and went on with their day.
@@ImGonnaBeAStarr11 while I agree, it is kinda sad that carbon has been forgotten. While nowhere near top tier, it's still a fun kit by it's own means, and I enjoyed the heck out of it while waiting for the mythical carbon deco to return
As a sploosh main, I can confirm that I adore the Ultra Stamp!!! Even if its absolutely trash and underpowered, I'm still going to love that giant silly hammer thing with all my heart
As a big swig main, you're completely right. Big swig is an absolute piece of garbage. (I only main it because of the 15 kills I got in a tricolor match)
@@thijsvanpuffelen9273 rapid is one of like 4 weapons I can see mines working alright on since they combo with a direct, and rapid isn't necessarily slow, but then again I could technically say the same with angle shooter (which realistically I wouldn't mind if it got more buffs)
As someone who watches ProChara, that last one was absolute fact. It was even more factual than the Declaration of Indapendence. That music was total fire btw.
0:54 *Lionel Hutz voice* Ouohoh, they got this all screwed up. *takes a marker to the text* Now!!! with DAMAGE?™ "So you're asking for more actual and consistent damage buffs with an ink spread that isn't super inconsistent and not landing vertical swings that take years to actually do just for 40 damage?" Now!!! with DAMAGE?™
Almost all of this slander is actually real Except for the slosh all you need is one ink saver and special saver and it's like Nintendo never bullied it Also Brush+Splatana+Luna=Splatana Stamper because Zipcaster+Zipcaster+Stamp=Zipcaster and Torpedo+Splat Bomb+Suction Bomb=Burst Bomb, which gives the stamper the kit is has and then add and L ratio and you get a Splatana Stamper.
1:03 Jokes on u, I’ve mained it before MPU was even a thing (literally use ninja squid on it, no idea if that’s even good but it’s worked since 1 for me). Bleach shall always be supreme in my heart… please bring back the cherry flavored one though. Idc about the kit, I just like the color.
Been a machine main since the first game and having the best version of machine ever is so much fun. that being said the latest patch was like a crowbar to the kneecaps bruh I’m salty towards splash not even getting that hard of a slap on the wrist. Still gonna play machine tho lol
As a jet squelcher main, I can confirm that I don't exist
Stamper kills definitely make me feel like an anime character
Yesss!!
Yes
As a hydra main I can confirm this is very accurate
niiice!
As a ballpoint main o can confirm
As a main of both, I can confirm both to be true
*me having a friend who likes and uses both weapons*
I’m friends with a sociopath… or alot of inner turmoil.
2:00 Honestly us dapple dualie mains should get more love, our main weapon a is actually pretty good but our kit is always trash 😭
As a heavy splatling/Dapple dualie main...This is quite accurate. I think nintendo did the dualies last minute and just said: "This is good enough :D" and went on with their day.
FRR they are so mean to themmmm!
THE CARBON DECO ONE IS SO REAL I'll have the literal roller hit them and they still won't die for whatever reason
XDD FRRR
Carbon is kinda just mid CARBON DECO THO? Burst bomb is amazing for combos. Trizooka? Literally an art form when done right.
@@ImGonnaBeAStarr11 while I agree, it is kinda sad that carbon has been forgotten. While nowhere near top tier, it's still a fun kit by it's own means, and I enjoyed the heck out of it while waiting for the mythical carbon deco to return
As a Splattershot Jr Player you missed a joke the desperate Big Bubbler
Seeing Tenta Brella’s hurts me so much.
Frrr
*Cries in tent and luna main*
as a dualies squelchers main, i am one of the 6 mains that still exist in the wild.
XD
… Brother?
As a sploosh main, I can confirm that I adore the Ultra Stamp!!! Even if its absolutely trash and underpowered, I'm still going to love that giant silly hammer thing with all my heart
Same lol
I think I would genuinely cry if I was using tenta brella and THAT happened
SAME
I’ve played my fair shaker of tents, 4stars on it, love when i open my breaks and a shot in front of me kills me 2 seconds after it opens
0:15 can we go back to this time
I wish
I forgor flingza 💀(Edit: And Explosher) (Edit 2: Oh there is explosher, someone be lying lmao)
Flingza: slow down reverbed AUGHHHH iphone ringtone sound with slow flingza jump flick
the slander is it not being there
he rember
True lets just say that hehehe
i mained flingza for well over 4 years. you have committed *S I N*
Asparapproved 👍
YAYYY
Holy shit it’s asparagus from vegetable asparagus
As a bloblobber main.. Yes
explodes immediately upon my main being labeled “extinct species”
Squelchies
That was the most accurate thing about heavy I have ever heard
XDD IM GLAD
As Dualie Main, this is too true
As a squelcher main, I understand that we are extint
0:28 if I ran all decrease ink consumption I would still run out of ink in 2 seconds.
As a Enperry Dualies main i see this as an absolute win.
As a H3 main, that is absolutely true, especially if I get them back to back.
1:07 as an E-liter main I can confirm I like to stare at my opponents without splatting them just to troll them
As a big swig main, you're completely right. Big swig is an absolute piece of garbage. (I only main it because of the 15 kills I got in a tricolor match)
The Nova one is so true. So fun too, y'all missing out lol.
this person might’ve disobeyed my main weapon by putting a clip of squidward throwing his brain okay I might be stupid but why 😊
I watched this yesterday, and today at work this sped up version of BING BANG was stuck in my head all day. So here I am again 🥰
LMAO I get that!
@SplatDroid nah cause why was I quietly singing "Bing Bing bingbing bang bang Bing Bing bang BANGBANGBANG🗿" while making their coffee😭
thought i had it on double speed until i realised this was just *W editing.*
Lol thank you!! Took forever but I love it!
@@SplatDroid same lmao!
2:17 as a undercover main I can confirm that the toilet papers do in fact give you 8 kills and no deaths
As a rapid main, I didn’t play Splatoon 2 long enough to get to play k-rapid, and I really hope it gets its 2nd kit soon.
Sameee
I genuinely like this rapid kit cause tri feels like the best special for it, and the mines are tolerable, but man I'd kill for torpedo
@@quinttwo I do think tri strike is great on it, but I have to disagree on the mines being tolerable.
@@thijsvanpuffelen9273
rapid is one of like 4 weapons I can see mines working alright on since they combo with a direct, and rapid isn't necessarily slow, but then again I could technically say the same with angle shooter (which realistically I wouldn't mind if it got more buffs)
“Accurate” - a tetra main
Just yall wait until us 96 mains get wall back...
Crying about the .96 gal one, the 4K and Kensa Luna got me tho
I can confirm that after using Tri-slosher, my brain has started to turn into mush. You become more of a feral animal using it
XDD your the first trislosher to admit it
SLOSH, SLOSH
ONE, TWO
ZR, ZR
i used tri for a short little while once, i think i've barely managed to escape addiction
As a Flingza I agree
XDD
The way we were just forgotten 💀
I had to play this at half speed damn
XDD
As a Ttek main with 5 stars... I am the Bomblobber, I run double bomb gear. Oh and I got a team wipe with Tri-Strike once
i use the jet squelcher i like it so much
It's like a charger without the charge
As someone who watches ProChara, that last one was absolute fact. It was even more factual than the Declaration of Indapendence.
That music was total fire btw.
As a Custom Jet Squelcher main, I just exist
As a Sploosh-O-Matic Ultra -Stamp- Hammer fan i can confirm i am a clown
When literally so little people like your main that they forget about it
You didn't have to do us flinga mains like that bro
I forgorrrrrr
@@SplatDroid Not like I'm100% disappointed I bet it would have probably been missiles related
Stamper slicing kills feel chunkier and heavier than the wiper ones
as an inkbrush nouvea main i can confirm i have no fingers and live in a box on the side of the road please help.
I did not expect to see a Caleb City meme on a Splatoon video but here I am
XD Yesss
0:54 *Lionel Hutz voice*
Ouohoh, they got this all screwed up.
*takes a marker to the text*
Now!!! with DAMAGE?™
"So you're asking for more actual and consistent damage buffs with an ink spread that isn't super inconsistent and not landing vertical swings that take years to actually do just for 40 damage?"
Now!!! with DAMAGE?™
I too feel the raw power overload when maining E-Liter Scope and playing E-liter.
Yesss
0:14 this aged poorly.
As a inkbrush user I would agree my finger gets carpal tunnel syndrome after doing 30 rounds of anarchy
Damnnn
Almost all of this slander is actually real
Except for the slosh all you need is one ink saver and special saver and it's like Nintendo never bullied it
Also Brush+Splatana+Luna=Splatana Stamper because Zipcaster+Zipcaster+Stamp=Zipcaster and Torpedo+Splat Bomb+Suction Bomb=Burst Bomb, which gives the stamper the kit is has and then add and L ratio and you get a Splatana Stamper.
I don't understand that third paragraph loll
Bro what are you on?
you're welcome for helping you make this stupid video 10x funnier.
YESSS
Can't tell if you guys think the e-liter is menacing, or if you just want to destroy their existence.
Menacing, the guy helping me with this video mains it lmao
i main wiper and hydra
this video felt like a personal attack because it's the truth
As an Undercover main, I have to disagree with that take. Nintendo would never give us a whole roll, they gave us the cardboard tube.
SO TRUUUUUE
Finally l-3 slander
The blob part is why I love blob.
brush main, can confirm i got carpal tunnel syndrome at least three times in one year of playing splatoon 2.
as a slosher one trick you missed the oppurtunity to say ''slosher players after not getting burst bomb""
truuuue
Nice triple entandra for the undercover. The shield is as weak as TP, it's used for shit reasons, and I don't know how I'd live without it.
XDD
Comink back to this squideo now the i have the weapons memorized is a treat.
as someone who plays with all weapons, I consider this video an absolute truth
As a 5 Star Nova shot user I must agree with You lmao
XDD
As someone who mains a weapon from Splatoon I can confirm this is accurate
^^
0:00 I'VE NEVER SAID THAT, I ABSOLUTELY HATE HAMMER, I WANT MY MISSILES BACK!!!
I love Twitter clipping people with my goo tuber
Sameee
as an rg main this is so real
I used to play og Splatershot and tried to deny just how much better t tek was but it’s basically impossible.
Riiip
52. Gal and Hero Shot replica Sweep.
as a forge splattershot pro majn ,,
yea , that's accurate
2:04
Ironically, I chose this because I played Splatoon 2.
Lolll we couldn’t find a good joke for Dualies
1:03 Jokes on u, I’ve mained it before MPU was even a thing (literally use ninja squid on it, no idea if that’s even good but it’s worked since 1 for me). Bleach shall always be supreme in my heart… please bring back the cherry flavored one though. Idc about the kit, I just like the color.
Nice!
custom splattershot jr and splattershot jr are so true it actually hurts
Riiiip
I feel everyone who watched this was personally attacked in some way, lol
Mission ACCOPLISHED!
As a Splatana stamper main I can confirm I turn into an anime character when I one shot with my sword.
I also find it funny that the Splatana STAMPER didn’t get the ultra stamp Imao
FRRRR
2:21 if stamper was here then it’d be a battle among Zipcaster weapons lol.
Yeee
The Tetra and stamper are definitely right
The description of Jr also applies to me using Sploosh xd
As someone who likes stamper,
*MEMORIES BROKEN*
XDD
As a Tri-Stringer main who also plays Minecraft this is accurate... but nothing is as true as the REEF-LUX
Yesss
Oh my god if I see another "As X main, I can confirm X" I will literally lose it
XD THERE ARE TOO MANY LMAOOO
As a neo sploosh o matic fan I just pick whatever weapon I like using and go with it
Idk about the squelchies part, they've been picking up in usage
As an inkbrush main…. yeah.
1 second and I'm already offended, great job, catched a pro sploosh right there.
Just kidding, well, until hammer gets you in your sleep :?>
XD im glad
I don't use Twitter but getting clips with goo is very satisfying
Yesss
it’s not 3 mains of run speed up, it’s two mains and 9 subs of run speed up+one main of ninja squid
For... wat? Context plz?
As a carbon roller deco user i can confirm that sometimes slapping someone doesnt kill them XD
As a Tetra/Dapple main Fax
Legitimately why does Nintendo just give the middle finger to us
No idea why
As a Flingza Roller main, I can confirm that we don’t exist.
Aerospray rg main here- and i love dragon ball so when I saw a good weapon and with amazing coverage, then I remembered the spirt bomb.
Lolll nice!!
2:05 What if I still play splat dualies because I played splatoon 2.
As a charger main yeah pretty much
as a person who plays splatoon i agree
0:03 No no I do main the weapon. I’m the type of player that forgets to use my sub and special until the end of the match 💀
2:11 I’m still here 🥲
I can't even deny the inkbrush slander, my fingers do hurt after playing XD
XDD
Wait is that the reason I can’t find other dualie squelcher mains?
Been a machine main since the first game and having the best version of machine ever is so much fun. that being said the latest patch was like a crowbar to the kneecaps bruh I’m salty towards splash not even getting that hard of a slap on the wrist. Still gonna play machine tho lol
Yeah it suuuucks that Nintendo did that!
Hi Jowee from RUclips
@@thebirdgang2240 hello bird gang from the hit video sharing and streaming site RUclips
As an InkBrush main, this is so true plz send help!
As a Gal 96 player… I don’t even know what RNG is.
Huh?
Sprinkler on splat brella... itcan be used offensively! A great distraction for the enemy! (Copium)
Why does sprinkler use so much ink though but at least they didn’t give us toxic mist.