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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 20 тыс.

  • @MVPerry
    @MVPerry  4 года назад +33378

    No haircut: you're everyone in quarantine

  • @krash1220
    @krash1220 4 года назад +946

    "Short and curly- You like hair that represents your life: A mess."
    _"No, no, he's got a point"._

  • @leafi17
    @leafi17 4 года назад +874

    Him: “Short and curly: Your hair represents your life ... A mess”
    Me with short and curly hair: accurate!

    • @noxos482
      @noxos482 9 месяцев назад +1

      same

    • @Chomphompof87
      @Chomphompof87 7 месяцев назад +1

      Same 🗣️🎶🔥☝️🔥☝️🪷🪻☝️🎀💕💋🌷🤩💋💕😭🪻🪷✨🪻☝️🪻🪷🗣️🪻🌺☝️🪻☝️😭💐☝️🎀🌷🪻☝️🌷💕🌺🌸🌸🩰🗣️☝️✨☝️🩰✨❤️🌺🪻✨🤩🪷

    • @tamraprice3126
      @tamraprice3126 5 месяцев назад +1

      I have short curly hair and my life well…he already said it

  • @Heregoesnuttin
    @Heregoesnuttin Год назад +139

    As a tall kid with an afro, it's hard to get through doors either way.

  • @cablewiredcake
    @cablewiredcake 3 года назад +1454

    An athlete named Ariana Grande: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

    • @umrah9430
      @umrah9430 3 года назад +39

      A kid anime girl: *my goals are beyond your understanding*

    • @hokipokithecactus9101
      @hokipokithecactus9101 3 года назад +4

      @@umrah9430 sorry, but *a

    • @Palismatic
      @Palismatic 3 года назад +10

      Afro samurai hair: *my goals are Beyond your understanding*

    • @kddchocolatemilk
      @kddchocolatemilk 3 года назад +11

      Also Ariana Grande: *I'm in the Olympics, way I'm jumpin' through hoops*

    • @advancedsass8313
      @advancedsass8313 3 года назад +1

      Wtf

  • @imimmunetorickrollsandmore8076
    @imimmunetorickrollsandmore8076 4 года назад +1242

    Turn natural disasters into waifus
    Do it. Now.

  • @m_artroom
    @m_artroom 4 года назад +5720

    “Pigtails”
    “Your either a kid or an anime girl”
    *I’m not a kid so does that mean-*

  • @jettsteel7305
    @jettsteel7305 10 месяцев назад +17

    The long as a boy/short as a girl one is *spot-on,* but I *love* every time it happens XD It's hilarious

  • @NoName-rl5xn
    @NoName-rl5xn 3 года назад +3495

    "your hair represents your life, a mess"
    I have never been so offended by something so true

    • @Gwenpool256
      @Gwenpool256 3 года назад +44

      Never before have I been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with.

    • @Tinaaszn
      @Tinaaszn 3 года назад +6

      exactly my hair is so nappy 🧍🏽‍♀️

    • @Gwenpool256
      @Gwenpool256 3 года назад +5

      @catynette weird flex but ok

    • @will0wtr335
      @will0wtr335 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @Batcena
      @Batcena 3 года назад +6

      I'm trying my best but my life always end the same...Messy and bedded

  • @iamcheese3648
    @iamcheese3648 4 года назад +419

    "Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year."
    I'm a boy whit short hair but get my gender mistaken at least 50 times a day...

    • @kevinkommtspielen3164
      @kevinkommtspielen3164 4 года назад

      uh...what

    • @wans3216
      @wans3216 4 года назад

      you probably have a female profile picture or avatar on something

    • @Jay-vc2mf
      @Jay-vc2mf 4 года назад +7

      I'm a dude with longish hair and even though I've told everybody multiple times, they still misgender me 24/7 LMAO

    • @jumpyggp5317
      @jumpyggp5317 4 года назад

      no you are cheez

    • @lunaticdude34
      @lunaticdude34 4 года назад +1

      Yes

  • @amandaheaton6961
    @amandaheaton6961 3 года назад +474

    "You're a basic white girl"
    Me, a basic white girl

    • @oatfanpage7989
      @oatfanpage7989 3 года назад +3

      Lol same

    • @cesarmed.
      @cesarmed. 3 года назад +2

      He didn’t get my hair so I’m sad :(

    • @cesarmed.
      @cesarmed. 3 года назад +1

      He didn’t get my hair so I’m sad :(

    • @JhonVariety128
      @JhonVariety128 3 года назад

      @@cesarmed. owww

    • @adahlia.444
      @adahlia.444 3 года назад +1

      @Gabriella Nester uh ok?

  • @easobento2735
    @easobento2735 Год назад +67

    The Mohawk one is so true. I get a lot of weird or even hostile looks because of it, but I love my hairstyle nonetheless.

  • @birrett495
    @birrett495 4 года назад +1942

    “Bangs: if it’s not perfectly straight, you get triggered.”
    Me, who has wavy hair: 👁👄👁

    • @mari-chan8416
      @mari-chan8416 4 года назад +3

      Yesh, I understand too well

    • @amandabutterfly151
      @amandabutterfly151 4 года назад +23

      same and my bangs are literally uneven af

    • @sakura_skies1773
      @sakura_skies1773 4 года назад +4

      Me too 👁💧👄💧👁

    • @batoulassad6273
      @batoulassad6273 4 года назад +2

      I have been summoned 👁👄👁

    • @birrett495
      @birrett495 4 года назад +3

      @@namirreza8950 aight ima ignore the fact males can also have wavy hair even if they barely grow it out

  • @emyu9107
    @emyu9107 4 года назад +767

    “Pixie cut, you have to look hot or you look like a grandma”
    Grandmas: wHaT

    • @cassie5133
      @cassie5133 3 года назад +4

      i look like a grandma

    • @meperson2348
      @meperson2348 3 года назад +2

      @@cassie5133 same

    • @talksotrash
      @talksotrash 3 года назад +1

      I really want a pixie cut :( but I cant

    • @chaosbear6741
      @chaosbear6741 3 года назад +5

      what if you are an hot grandma? you just... combust?

  • @viv8961
    @viv8961 3 года назад +1439

    “You’re an athlete or Ariana Grande”
    Well I’m not an athlete so-
    *...*

    • @diamzyo
      @diamzyo 3 года назад +113

      Is that you Ariana Grande? omg I'm a fan

    • @dynamagnetic
      @dynamagnetic 3 года назад +17

      @@bubblez211 r/woooosh

    • @bubblez211
      @bubblez211 3 года назад +5

      @@dynamagnetic Omg I know -.-

    • @realnagisafan01
      @realnagisafan01 3 года назад

      Ariana.

    • @onedollafish
      @onedollafish 3 года назад +5

      @@bubblez211 sure ya did lol

  • @YouToob587
    @YouToob587 Год назад +94

    Josuke’s one got me dying😭💀

  • @9kyuuku999
    @9kyuuku999 4 года назад +3216

    "Long hair as a boy or short hair as a girl"
    "Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year"
    *oh it's pain. real pain.*

  • @Bob-Barian
    @Bob-Barian 3 года назад +807

    Me who doesn't know what haircut I got: yes

    • @CarpingDiem6
      @CarpingDiem6 3 года назад +8

      Same, my hair went from 'awkward pixie' to 'uh- shoulder length on one side and slightly above my shoulder on the other side?'

    • @1r1descent_Sk1es
      @1r1descent_Sk1es 3 года назад +3

      Same I pretty much have a bob but with no bangs

    • @greyeye5696
      @greyeye5696 3 года назад

      The Last one was pretty fitting

    • @CheeseAddictedAxolotl
      @CheeseAddictedAxolotl 3 года назад +1

      I don't know where my parting is but I think I'm basic white girl?

    • @gogycamehome4706
      @gogycamehome4706 3 года назад

      I really can't make up my mind

  • @nullxzero6907
    @nullxzero6907 4 года назад +12958

    "emo hair"
    "You can't see"
    Me, I can see perfectly fine
    *walks into wall*

  • @harasen_haras5
    @harasen_haras5 Год назад +15

    I think ponytail could be tro separate categories. The one that's placed high up would be the athlete (and Arianna Grande), but a ponytail that's lower down is more of a nerd one, I'd say.

  • @swag304
    @swag304 4 года назад +2383

    Covering your eyes: you’re trying to become an “anime” protagonist

    • @hmmmsama5632
      @hmmmsama5632 4 года назад +107

      Thats Hent** protagonist

    • @swag304
      @swag304 4 года назад +8

      @Lentzy Hardy same

    • @got2gomyrideishere502
      @got2gomyrideishere502 4 года назад +4

      no i just need a haircut lmaoo

    • @julieboonboon4270
      @julieboonboon4270 4 года назад +8

      I do that but it’s also natural for me XD

    • @rohankishibe9126
      @rohankishibe9126 4 года назад +11

      @@hmmmsama5632 I’m assuming that is why the anime is in quotations marks

  • @anemxia9393
    @anemxia9393 4 года назад +631

    “You’re a basic white girl.”
    Me, who was just trying to grow my hair out again:

    • @yoonjinpark8308
      @yoonjinpark8308 4 года назад +30

      Me who's just too lazy and not even white:

    • @coolkieyt
      @coolkieyt 4 года назад +14

      Me who is a Asian girl
      And my mum who always parts it like that so now I don't feel comfortable with other hair parting styles-

    • @M3ment0m0r1.
      @M3ment0m0r1. 4 года назад +3

      @@coolkieyt ;-; same
      It just doesn't feel right. I always fiddle with it if it isn't parted through the middle

    • @coolkieyt
      @coolkieyt 4 года назад

      Seaweed Eater IKRRRRRR

  • @Raph___A
    @Raph___A 4 года назад +8597

    Bald: *You're Saitama*

  • @graceosei5011
    @graceosei5011 9 месяцев назад +9

    "you're black, or you wanna be" LOOOOOL I'M CRYING wait is that millie bobby brown"

  • @lxserhq1530
    @lxserhq1530 4 года назад +4001

    "Tangled hair"
    "You like brushes and pain"
    My hair: relatable

  • @mile3270
    @mile3270 4 года назад +894

    “Your hair represents your life... a mess”
    I cant say your wrong

    • @simpleswisscheese4996
      @simpleswisscheese4996 4 года назад +19

      As a person with short curly hair, I too can prove MVperry is correct.

    • @gundamwing5827
      @gundamwing5827 4 года назад +1

      my life is not a mess you piece of sh

    • @randumbperson4068
      @randumbperson4068 4 года назад +5

      I thought he was about to say “it’s like your life.... short”

    • @madzdoesgacha
      @madzdoesgacha 4 года назад +3

      I had lost my hair bc of cancer and it grew back curly and short and I can agree with this statement.

    • @Cybr_Crow
      @Cybr_Crow 4 года назад +1

      @@randumbperson4068 Same tho, I mean he's probably not wrong either way

  • @jokstrq
    @jokstrq 4 года назад +872

    “Emo hair- you can’t see”
    Emo people: Pppfffffttt
    Also them: *sways their hair to the side to keep it swooped*

    • @izumisena179
      @izumisena179 4 года назад +21

      I literally pushed my hair out of my face when he said that XD

    • @hxzehatessocialmedia
      @hxzehatessocialmedia 4 года назад +9

      I just agreed cause its true

    • @HALFNUTISMYWAIFU
      @HALFNUTISMYWAIFU 4 года назад +1

      So funny forgot to laugh

    • @jokstrq
      @jokstrq 4 года назад +5

      @@HALFNUTISMYWAIFU I think it was funny enough for you to comment that. :)

    • @HALFNUTISMYWAIFU
      @HALFNUTISMYWAIFU 4 года назад +1

      @@jokstrq :'(

  • @orangt_official
    @orangt_official 2 месяца назад +2

    1:16 that was insane 😂

  • @spookytoast7867
    @spookytoast7867 4 года назад +1122

    "Emo hair: You can't see."
    you're not wrong lol. doesnt stop us though
    Edit: whoa. 4 days and 1k likes? ive never gotten this much. thanks!

    • @tenmeikakyoin858
      @tenmeikakyoin858 4 года назад +6

      Ahahaha I was gonna say that

    • @whatzernamex_x
      @whatzernamex_x 4 года назад +5

      exactly ahahah XDXD

    • @evilink12_again47
      @evilink12_again47 4 года назад +5

      Lol idk what mine is but I guess it’s close enough to emo since that’s what everyone calls me lmao

    • @spookytoast7867
      @spookytoast7867 4 года назад +2

      @@evilink12_again47 lol nice. mine is long and blue with swoop bangs

    • @evilink12_again47
      @evilink12_again47 4 года назад +2

      @@spookytoast7867 oh that’s really cool, mine is short, black, with blue rutes and tips

  • @st1cki_
    @st1cki_ 4 года назад +926

    Ponytails
    "You're either an athlete or Ariana Grande."
    Me who's none of them: *Okay.*

  • @DreadedEspresso
    @DreadedEspresso 4 года назад +308

    "Bobcut"
    "Despite the name of it, you're name's not actually bob."
    You're not wrong.

    • @imaqsa606
      @imaqsa606 4 года назад

      How did i read this comment as it was on-

  • @maximama775
    @maximama775 9 месяцев назад +4

    The last one is actually SOOOOO accurate! xD

  • @jawg0
    @jawg0 4 года назад +3106

    "You're a basic white girl"
    Every Asian in existence with that haircut: *_It's Showtime_*

    • @MJpiano
      @MJpiano 3 года назад +83

      😂😂 yeah, im south asian and I have a middle part

    • @guumidropu
      @guumidropu 3 года назад +25

      @@MJpiano me too 😂😂 I’m from China

    • @reum5003
      @reum5003 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @Reva000
      @Reva000 3 года назад +40

      like every asian has it

    • @guumidropu
      @guumidropu 3 года назад +4

      @@Reva000 LOL YES

  • @lilyp1133
    @lilyp1133 4 года назад +845

    “your a basic white girl”
    me being mixed: ok...

  • @lucidrii1490
    @lucidrii1490 4 года назад +662

    "Bob Cut"
    "Despite what it's called you're not actually named bob."
    I mean, you're not wrong-

  • @Vutu_IDI
    @Vutu_IDI Год назад +4

    mine in "cut my hair myself in the mirror to look like an anime character but i don't look like them, but the cut was surprisingly good so i kept it"

    • @Har1sia
      @Har1sia 5 месяцев назад +1

      Same but for me it's game character

  • @toebeans887
    @toebeans887 4 года назад +314

    Me, who has short hair as a girl: - Gets called a boy around 10 times a month -
    Me: Accurate

    • @jawg0
      @jawg0 4 года назад +9

      as i guy with long hair true, I just want my neck to be warm

    • @Sam-zx1bv
      @Sam-zx1bv 3 года назад +10

      Can relate I was in Dollar general a few weeks ago with my family and this guy needed to pass through and he was with his wife or girlfriend and he looks straight at me and he's like "excuse me sir" I apologized and moved out of their way and as I was walking away and the lady says "such a handsome young man"

    • @lunasanchez7677
      @lunasanchez7677 3 года назад +2

      Bro you don't know how bad I want this to happen to me

    • @mascuenk9027
      @mascuenk9027 3 года назад

      @@jawg0 exactly

    • @Feronian
      @Feronian 3 года назад

      Toe Beans SAME

  • @ghastlygavin
    @ghastlygavin 3 года назад +819

    "Middle Part - You're a basic white girl"
    Me: *sweats in asian*

  • @noraa.3622
    @noraa.3622 4 года назад +483

    Long hair as a boy or Short hair as a girl: “your gender gets mistaken 20 times a year”
    Me who has been called a male 3 times this week: *aggressive nodding*

    • @heheh079
      @heheh079 4 года назад +8

      Yeah!!! I am a girl who has a short hair :/

    • @DD-373
      @DD-373 4 года назад +18

      As a boy with long hair I can confirm it's the same for the other side if we're clean shaven

    • @SomeGuyWhoWatchesVideos
      @SomeGuyWhoWatchesVideos 4 года назад +6

      I’m a boy with long hair but I don’t get called a girl much

    • @rozi_is_a_racoon
      @rozi_is_a_racoon 4 года назад +1

      Riiiiight

    • @lizlarsen2191
      @lizlarsen2191 4 года назад +6

      I'm a guy with long hair I hate when I'm mistaken as a female

  • @MattSturniolo-s7n
    @MattSturniolo-s7n Год назад +8

    Why is this so accurate🤣

  • @anastasia_852
    @anastasia_852 4 года назад +1366

    "Your an athlete OR Ariana Grande"
    *Me, a non-celebrity person who's online everyday:* 👁👄👁

  • @peskiest_bird
    @peskiest_bird 4 года назад +2382

    “Dreadlocks: you either smoke pot, or your homeless”
    ouch lmao

    • @ZeebleZnarp
      @ZeebleZnarp 4 года назад +19

      Lol

    • @ZeebleZnarp
      @ZeebleZnarp 4 года назад +31

      Or both

    • @b3ll857
      @b3ll857 4 года назад +68

      @@littlenannerbmobilegames6843 y would u mention that if u didn’t wanna start an argument 👀 (not tryna start and argument either) hmm 🤔

    • @daffodilbread1405
      @daffodilbread1405 4 года назад +37

      I'm waiting for the woke comments

    • @kidnee3768
      @kidnee3768 4 года назад +2

      or both

  • @emaanxddd2814
    @emaanxddd2814 3 года назад +335

    "your a basic white girl"
    me a brown girl: ........

    • @Nehauon
      @Nehauon 3 года назад +4

      I think he ment you wanna be like a basic white girl, or you are

    • @emaanxddd2814
      @emaanxddd2814 3 года назад +15

      @@Nehauon he didn't say you wanna be a white girl he said " your a basic white girl"

    • @yokiitofortwt8408
      @yokiitofortwt8408 3 года назад +1

      @@emaanxddd2814 ''meant''

    • @annie_4
      @annie_4 3 года назад +2

      @Emaan Ikr like bruh-

    • @gioscage5590
      @gioscage5590 3 года назад +1

      I like brownies

  • @thedailysquawk
    @thedailysquawk 11 месяцев назад +2

    You forgot the side-part 🤣 Love your vids!!

  • @vani3492
    @vani3492 3 года назад +4644

    Tangled hair: “You like brushes and pain.”
    Me: “My hair is tangled *because* I don’t like brushes and pain.”

  • @theyfw_nai
    @theyfw_nai 4 года назад +240

    Box Braids: "You're black...or you wanna be"
    Me, a black-hispanic who wanted a middle part but was forced to get braids: yesn't

  • @sleppy_cherry3408
    @sleppy_cherry3408 4 года назад +314

    "your hair represents your life...a mess"
    me: seems about right

  • @IAmInToManyFandoms
    @IAmInToManyFandoms Год назад +3

    Ok now I know that my phone is spying on me, I just got a haircut.

  • @simsamsoom
    @simsamsoom 3 года назад +489

    "You're just a basic white girl"
    **me as an Bengali Asian and is also brown**
    Me: My whole life was a lie

    • @justt.tiya17
      @justt.tiya17 3 года назад +7

      I live in Kolkata too but idk Bengali

    • @nothinglol3756
      @nothinglol3756 3 года назад +4

      Hello there fellow bengali on the internet

    • @simsamsoom
      @simsamsoom 3 года назад +3

      @@nothinglol3756 Aslamualakum manush

    • @Felidisasta
      @Felidisasta 3 года назад +1

      Me as an Arab brown non binary

    • @KnNotFound
      @KnNotFound 3 года назад +3

      You are an indian
      I am an indian too.
      I live in Rajasthan,

  • @TheMightygoatmama
    @TheMightygoatmama 3 года назад +325

    “You’re either a kid, or an anime girl”
    Child anime kids : yes

    • @khloekrossing5638
      @khloekrossing5638 3 года назад

      @BayRhino1k これが正しい言語だといいのですが

  • @staby3956
    @staby3956 4 года назад +191

    "Einstein Hair makes you look stupid"
    Every Nagito Komaeda kinnie within ten miles: *So you have chosen... death*

    • @toast892
      @toast892 4 года назад +9

      😭😭😭

    • @almighty_cheeselord
      @almighty_cheeselord 4 года назад +3

      *They deserve it.*

    • @heliana_ded9363
      @heliana_ded9363 4 года назад +2

      Wait- is that why he calls himself trash all the time?? Cause he saw that video?🤣😭😭😭

    • @toast892
      @toast892 4 года назад +1

      @Case Bouchard do not insult the Nagito Komaeda hair 😡

  • @CirnoIceFairy
    @CirnoIceFairy Месяц назад

    wow the graffiti hair looks awesome actually; also i love your content :)

  • @kiwi6207
    @kiwi6207 4 года назад +2197

    "You're a basic white girl"
    Me not being white: **offended noises**

    • @VR00100
      @VR00100 4 года назад +36

      Snowflake

    • @tracy.4712
      @tracy.4712 4 года назад +16

      @@milliethegachaqueen ;-;

    • @hihello7529
      @hihello7529 4 года назад +15

      @@tracy.4712 ;-;

    • @Mrs.Energy
      @Mrs.Energy 4 года назад +14

      @@hihello7529 ;-;

    • @kiwi6207
      @kiwi6207 4 года назад +43

      @@VR00100 it wasn't supposed to be serious asdafsrDHT

  • @starlesssiri2842
    @starlesssiri2842 3 года назад +2088

    "You're a basic white girl." Mom, dad, I'm not Asian anymore.

  • @kc3163
    @kc3163 3 года назад +1334

    Me who has never cut their hair before: *i have power you cannot imagine in your simple mind*

    • @silly.w0of
      @silly.w0of 3 года назад +62

      Oh gosh the split ends

    • @redpanda7914
      @redpanda7914 3 года назад +8

      Lucky,my hair got ruined the other day

    • @redpanda7914
      @redpanda7914 3 года назад +1

      @@TD-Onslaught ik 🥲

    • @kc3163
      @kc3163 3 года назад +2

      @@silly.w0of I don’t have split ends surprisingly.

    • @cosmiccow6979
      @cosmiccow6979 3 года назад +7

      I have cut my hair but its down to my butt so I consider it long 🤣

  • @davidtrajan
    @davidtrajan Год назад +1

    Bowl cut: you eat ramen every day

  • @questioning..lifechoices197
    @questioning..lifechoices197 4 года назад +493

    "Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year"
    Me: CORRECT

    • @aphroditex8152
      @aphroditex8152 4 года назад +16

      There was this weird person in my 3rd grade class. And today i still don’t know if they were a boy or girl, they had girly hair but were shaped like a guy, surrounded by one girl and two guys. We all called them ‘it’ because they never told if they were a boy or girl

    • @pogocat855
      @pogocat855 4 года назад +8

      @@aphroditex8152 are you sure that wasn't me?

    • @S0meRandomPerson
      @S0meRandomPerson 4 года назад +4

      Almost everyone make fun of me because of that but i dont really care-

    • @sam6395
      @sam6395 4 года назад +8

      I was crying once in school and when a teacher saw me she took me to the girls bathroom to clean my face. She had no idea I was a boy. (don't think like a pervert I was 7 at the time, now I'm 11)

    • @sam6395
      @sam6395 4 года назад +8

      That teacher still has no clue I was a boy. She still thinks I'm a girl. Not that I care though, I told her I was a girl to make it funnier, and she believed it! I remember her saying later on that "As a girl, you look a little like a boy"... I feel bad for you're mental health Mrs. Burgundy. (She had a nice name, but a big brain is what she didn't have. XD)

  • @ashidica
    @ashidica 3 года назад +296

    "Ponytail: You're an athlete or ariana grande"
    Me: i'm not an athlete...
    Also me: maybe i am Ariana Grande

    • @yeaguh2272
      @yeaguh2272 3 года назад +16

      Yuh

    • @jvmeel7454
      @jvmeel7454 3 года назад +2

      @@yeaguh2272 😂

    • @ashidica
      @ashidica 3 года назад +3

      @@yeaguh2272 Yuh Yuh

    • @kittycorn9058
      @kittycorn9058 3 года назад

      @@yeaguh2272 yee

    • @playitcoolman7820
      @playitcoolman7820 3 года назад

      I usally have a ponytail and i dont look like anything like ariana grande nor being a athlete

  • @user-ov2xh6yf6j
    @user-ov2xh6yf6j 3 года назад +981

    "ponytail"
    "your an athlete, or Ariana Grande"
    I'm not an athlete.
    then-

  • @CeilingFan762
    @CeilingFan762 Год назад +2

    The last one 😂😂❤

  • @alsoTOAST
    @alsoTOAST 3 года назад +546

    “Long hair as a boy, short hair as a girl: your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year”
    Not wrong

  • @PyxlesDepresso
    @PyxlesDepresso 4 года назад +479

    “Ponytail, you’re an athlete or Arianna Grande”
    *me who runs slow, sings like a drowning cow and cries all day:* 👁👄👁

    • @bluelinked9990
      @bluelinked9990 4 года назад +7

      My singing sounds like a drowning zombie mixed with the screams of my past selfs

    • @alliehandy4681
      @alliehandy4681 4 года назад +2

      Ariana grande 2.0

    • @shelbyk3713
      @shelbyk3713 4 года назад +2

      I have been described here and I don’t like it.

    • @zooeytay2780
      @zooeytay2780 4 года назад +1

      So relatable XD

    • @allieisacutie
      @allieisacutie 4 года назад +1

      OmG iM sOooOo QuIrKy!!

  • @Daesy87
    @Daesy87 3 года назад +379

    "Short and curly : your life is a mess"
    Me : FOR REAL
    **Inaudible cry**

  • @peachyko5643
    @peachyko5643 Год назад +35

    Wolfcut: you're a wolf
    (or you're razor from genshin impact)

    • @etsuk0_
      @etsuk0_ 7 месяцев назад

      HELP 😭

    • @Fedxi077
      @Fedxi077 6 месяцев назад

      Yep, It's me (LoL)

    • @Littlepickle14
      @Littlepickle14 6 месяцев назад +1

      HELP I HAVE ONE

  • @renatasinzker1464
    @renatasinzker1464 3 года назад +303

    "you are a basic white girl"
    me, a basic white girl with a middle part: yeah that sounds about right

    • @medits352
      @medits352 3 года назад +5

      Saiki k :0

    • @alexa-im4df
      @alexa-im4df 3 года назад +5

      YAY I HAVE SAIKI IN HIS CAT FORM :O

    • @Unravellings
      @Unravellings 3 года назад +1

      Same here ✌️

    • @scylila
      @scylila 3 года назад

      thats the goal so i can blend in 🙇😭

    • @_blueribbonsparkler
      @_blueribbonsparkler 3 года назад

      I'm also a basic white girl with middle part, but I wanted my hair to be long >:c

  • @nicoleezs
    @nicoleezs 3 года назад +161

    “If it’s not perfectly straight you get triggered”
    Absolutely.

    • @mfrr9582
      @mfrr9582 3 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @ice-giant
      @ice-giant 3 года назад

      Gonna ask my sister who has bangs if that's true

    • @aldairchacho7926
      @aldairchacho7926 3 года назад

      I have bangs and my hair is wavy, I confirm that it is stressful

  • @derpymerps
    @derpymerps 4 года назад +224

    Ponytail: you’re a athlete or Ariana grande
    Me who sits in bed all day watching anime:
    👁👁

  • @MovedToPhantomTheUmbreon
    @MovedToPhantomTheUmbreon 11 месяцев назад +2

    afro alternate: you’re bob ross

  • @blackisforpink
    @blackisforpink 4 года назад +546

    “Bangs: if it’s not perfectly straight, you get triggered”
    *he ain’t wrong*

    • @amikkororo
      @amikkororo 4 года назад +6

      *I mean-*

    • @zerosdreamverse2106
      @zerosdreamverse2106 4 года назад +11

      Me who like to *k i n d o f* put them to the side: uhm- not really-

    • @Spookypeachesboii
      @Spookypeachesboii 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂 YESSSS I live for this comment lmao

  • @fadedparadise9356
    @fadedparadise9356 3 года назад +632

    “You’re black or wanna be” loved that

    • @Chiwasshere
      @Chiwasshere 3 года назад +11

      same I smiled so much when that happened lol

    • @flowingtofu
      @flowingtofu 3 года назад +11

      I’m black but I only have braids (without anything just my own hair)

    • @Lunchablez
      @Lunchablez 3 года назад +1

      @@flowingtofu same

    • @PastelMarshmallows
      @PastelMarshmallows 3 года назад +9

      Yeah same! Haven't ran into a black wannabe yet so I'm lucky.

    • @axsthxticwillow1014
      @axsthxticwillow1014 3 года назад +5

      *Woah Vicky has entered the chat*

  • @bellals7248
    @bellals7248 3 года назад +261

    “You’re either a kid- or an anime girl”
    *Marinette has left the chat*

  • @ענבלשמואלביץ
    @ענבלשמואלביץ 10 месяцев назад +1

    Hay you forgot wolfcut 😢 love the vid tho❤😂😊

  • @Justarandomchineseguy
    @Justarandomchineseguy 4 года назад +224

    "Piggy Tails"
    "You're either a kid or a Anime Girl"
    Me: I will go with Anime Girl

    • @twigthetroll9279
      @twigthetroll9279 3 года назад

      I will go with both!

    • @rat161
      @rat161 3 года назад +1

      @@twigthetroll9279 POLICE

    • @twigthetroll9279
      @twigthetroll9279 3 года назад

      @@rat161 What?? Why???

    • @rat161
      @rat161 3 года назад

      @@twigthetroll9279 I HAVE SEEN THIS A MILLION TIMES

    • @twigthetroll9279
      @twigthetroll9279 3 года назад

      @@rat161 ...Seen people who want to be kids and also want to be anime girls?

  • @rosimartin8091
    @rosimartin8091 4 года назад +301

    Emo hair: "You can't see"
    Me: Damn right. *gets hair outta face*

    • @sbirkkk
      @sbirkkk 4 года назад

      Same lol

    • @kitsunemesis
      @kitsunemesis 4 года назад

      in indonesia, that style used by peoples who called Jamet, like Budi "wow" Setiawan.

    • @greminem
      @greminem 4 года назад

      Broooooo yyyeeesss... Don't u hate how when u look down the hair just never stays out of the way? It's so annoying for me

    • @badwolfkid0558
      @badwolfkid0558 4 года назад

      Yea lol

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 4 года назад +1

      That literally is my hairstyle
      Every day

  • @avennie6356
    @avennie6356 4 года назад +170

    "Your a basic white girl"
    Me: Laughs in asian

    • @ssunflower18
      @ssunflower18 4 года назад +3

      Jajajaja
      Edit: this is how laughter is spelled in Spanish

    • @eepydane
      @eepydane 4 года назад +1

      My mom: laughs in arab

    • @twilight759
      @twilight759 4 года назад

      I am half asian half american. My mom is asian and my dad is american so I know what you mean

    • @Dina-dm4un
      @Dina-dm4un 4 года назад

      Me: Laughs in Hispanic

    • @onyxr8957
      @onyxr8957 4 года назад

      Me: laughs in agender

  • @Anzzel_Benzel09
    @Anzzel_Benzel09 Год назад +2

    “You don’t like it when people pull on your hair”…
    Are you stalking me lol

  • @amonimus2126
    @amonimus2126 3 года назад +428

    You should've put:
    "Short afro hair: You're black. *Zooms on the hair* Nothing else"

  • @Leo-ws7ry
    @Leo-ws7ry 3 года назад +1847

    "Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year"
    Believe me, getting a wolf cut was the most intelligent move of my life.

  • @zer0voidz506
    @zer0voidz506 4 года назад +301

    "Tangled"
    Me: I'm in this post and I don't like it.

  • @rex_e_cutioner2838
    @rex_e_cutioner2838 Год назад +1

    I just learned about 30 new hairstyles, ty for the enlightenment perry
    strawberry haircut's my fav btw

  • @Mc-ek3hf
    @Mc-ek3hf 3 года назад +356

    “Your a basic white girl”
    Me being Asian and always called weird

  • @etijo8610
    @etijo8610 4 года назад +157

    "Afro: you love not being able to get through doors the first time"
    *Laughs in 5'2 and black*

  • @tannedvampyre
    @tannedvampyre 4 года назад +197

    "Middle part: You're a basic white girl"
    Oh yes so true

    • @whyamihereagain84
      @whyamihereagain84 4 года назад +4

      Me over here trying to grow my hair out but its stuck in the middle part 🥲

    • @melaltman3597
      @melaltman3597 4 года назад +8

      I have a middle part because I look bad with a side part :’’’)

    • @boogeymanbanshee153
      @boogeymanbanshee153 4 года назад +2

      Lmao yes so true but my mom would actually kill me if I shortened it so i have to be a basic white girl for a while as much as it breaks my heart...Ngl tho i look good with a side parting lol

    • @-airymations-8967
      @-airymations-8967 4 года назад +1

      Me who’s asian

    • @-airymations-8967
      @-airymations-8967 4 года назад +1

      @@whyamihereagain84 HAHA same

  • @MLBug3452
    @MLBug3452 Год назад +1

    Bro just roasted us in 50 different ways 💀🤣😂

  • @nighttimeloser3407
    @nighttimeloser3407 4 года назад +238

    I speak on behalf of emos: We actually can see with our hair in front of our eyes, but no one knows!

    • @breadinabox1449
      @breadinabox1449 4 года назад +7

      @Ï ÂM ČHŘΊŤÖFËŔ PĔŹÈŤ 6 no

    • @breadinabox1449
      @breadinabox1449 4 года назад +5

      Nighttime Loser : yes I can approve

    • @manjuladiyari7774
      @manjuladiyari7774 4 года назад +11

      Haha I got emo hair and I can see perfectly

    • @lucyfer_the_bat
      @lucyfer_the_bat 4 года назад +13

      Can confirm but this also goes for people with long hair who like having their hair in the face (me)

    • @beepboopbobop
      @beepboopbobop 4 года назад +1

      @Ï ÂM ČHŘΊŤÖFËŔ PĔŹÈŤ 6 no thanks

  • @holachicos320
    @holachicos320 4 года назад +657

    "Short and curly: Your hair represents your life"
    So I'm going to die young and messy?....
    Seems accurate

    • @Amy_jo_
      @Amy_jo_ 4 года назад +8

      *siiiiigggghhhh* we're all just waiting for our hair to grow out and our lifes to get better 😔

    • @holachicos320
      @holachicos320 4 года назад +6

      @@Amy_jo_ Oh, I actually chose to have this haircut, to be honest, and I'm going to keep it like that

    • @sunriseoftomorrow6688
      @sunriseoftomorrow6688 4 года назад +3

      @@holachicos320 same. I definitely don’t want long curls with all this weight on my head and my hair all over the place lol

    • @noobpur
      @noobpur 4 года назад

      It's iye for me.. Messy life

    • @noobpur
      @noobpur 4 года назад

      @Krissy Krissy I m missing my long curly hair...

  • @windwaker2263
    @windwaker2263 4 года назад +192

    “Your hair represents your life, a mess”
    Dude I choked on my food.

    • @jjaa418
      @jjaa418 4 года назад +3

      I thought you said “Dude I choked on my foot”

    • @amber3392
      @amber3392 4 года назад

      @@jjaa418 SAME

  • @MeGaRos2022
    @MeGaRos2022 Год назад +1

    2:29 Shaved on one side long on the other
    Me: thinking..... Skrillex wants you to have that hair
    Skrillex: no i don't!
    Me: Yes you do!
    Skrillex: あさなはあさあなあはあしいなはあ

  • @Honeymiso
    @Honeymiso 3 года назад +2090

    Me who switches in between these each day: *laughs nervously*

    • @dissociatez
      @dissociatez 3 года назад +48

      So ur hair grows right back when u cut or shave it everyday

    • @randomchannel5216
      @randomchannel5216 3 года назад +4

      i do that cause I just like trying new hairstyles

    • @hottieoldhag6759
      @hottieoldhag6759 3 года назад +29

      Your balding? :O

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 года назад +2

      Love, trust and obey the HOLY TRINITY ❤️

    • @rorysaurusrex_
      @rorysaurusrex_ 3 года назад +17

      you switch from afro to bald?

  • @strmyday9757
    @strmyday9757 3 года назад +283

    “You really can’t make up your mind”
    *I mean, you’re not wrong-*

  • @blyp48
    @blyp48 3 года назад +416

    "Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year"
    That's a funny way to spell day

    • @_walnut3827
      @_walnut3827 3 года назад +25

      THAT'S UNDERRATED LOL

    • @tidbit6468
      @tidbit6468 3 года назад +15

      Ah, but that sweet sweet feeling when people are just confused by your gender.

    • @unknownr3802
      @unknownr3802 3 года назад +7

      Thats a weird way to say an hour..?

    • @Irish_Enderman
      @Irish_Enderman 3 года назад +1

      Yea lol
      True tho

    • @Kuro_Neko50
      @Kuro_Neko50 3 года назад +1

      yup I always get mistaken as a girl

  • @chegiebragas9630
    @chegiebragas9630 Год назад +1

    thank you .....
    you really helped me
    with my common sense
    and that's
    a good thing ◉⁠‿⁠◉

  • @b3astbxy350
    @b3astbxy350 4 года назад +224

    Pixie Cut: “You better be hot to pull this off, cause otherwise you look like a grandma”
    Me: “I guess I look like a grandma then-“

    • @lillilly8453
      @lillilly8453 4 года назад +3

      Lol this is why I need have shaved head

    • @lillilly8453
      @lillilly8453 4 года назад +10

      Btw if u ever get teased for having a pixie cut just say this!
      Random stupid boy: omg! Your so ugly with that hair
      You: oh please, your just jelous I look more like a boy then you

    • @noight6285
      @noight6285 4 года назад +1

      that wouldn’t make the situation better, along with that not really making sense, so it would be best to figure out what they need.

    • @b3astbxy350
      @b3astbxy350 4 года назад +1

      @@lillilly8453 lol ty!

    • @b3astbxy350
      @b3astbxy350 4 года назад +1

      @@noight6285 logic-

  • @ieatkids3026
    @ieatkids3026 3 года назад +170

    "You get mistaken for a girl or a boy for at least 20 times a year"
    *Me, a dude with female-y face and short hair": -make it a 100-

    • @fastsnake1
      @fastsnake1 3 года назад

      IKR, I was at a tournament and I kept getting called a her. I am just too shy to say "I'm a he" though.

    • @bighitent.whoionlyknowjinh6942
      @bighitent.whoionlyknowjinh6942 3 года назад

      dont worry,i get called a boy by the way i dress up but i am a girl

    • @sp3ctrez231
      @sp3ctrez231 3 года назад

      im a girl with short hair and apparently a masculine face according to some people
      and all my clothes come from the boy's section
      *I FEEL YOU DUDE*

  • @koko2.0yt90
    @koko2.0yt90 4 года назад +330

    "ponytail"
    "Your athlete"
    "Or your arianna Grande"
    Me: *not an athlete or a fan about arianna Grande

    • @momoyouyarozu9179
      @momoyouyarozu9179 4 года назад +5

      I’m both lol

    • @midnightalpha233
      @midnightalpha233 4 года назад +5

      @@momoyouyarozu9179 So youre an athlete,Ariana Grande fan and also a killer?

    • @momoyouyarozu9179
      @momoyouyarozu9179 4 года назад +5

      @@midnightalpha233 well I’m an athlete and Ariana grande fan but not a killer but I simp for toga

    • @midnightalpha233
      @midnightalpha233 4 года назад +1

      @@momoyouyarozu9179 Ohhh..sorry I mistaken and same here Im Toga's fan too-

    • @hecker4596
      @hecker4596 4 года назад +2

      JOJO SIWA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏

  • @R4eXXpotter
    @R4eXXpotter 2 месяца назад +3

    4:20 im fine with that honestly

  • @MintyFreshMax
    @MintyFreshMax 3 года назад +506

    “Short hair as a girl: your gender gets confused several times a year”
    BOY!! So true!!!!
    Edit: Thanks a lot for the over 500 Likes and Over 20 comments! XD

    • @kazefw3834
      @kazefw3834 3 года назад +2

      @Lucy Lewis I'm the exact opposite of you, but I also get mistaken by adults as well 😂😂

    • @monkeyfucker1053
      @monkeyfucker1053 3 года назад

      im a boy with long hair and get mistaken for a girl so i also say what up bro so they are slightly surprised that im not a girl

    • @MintyFreshMax
      @MintyFreshMax 3 года назад

      @@kazefw3834 More often than not it’s adults for me... 😡😡

    • @kazefw3834
      @kazefw3834 3 года назад

      @@MintyFreshMax don't mad, happen often with people like us 🤣🤣😂

    • @MaggotMaggs420
      @MaggotMaggs420 3 года назад

      Just yesterday I was called sir😭

  • @daililac
    @daililac 4 года назад +1021

    *when you have none of these hair styles*

  • @greyscale7749
    @greyscale7749 3 года назад +731

    "you'd better be hot to pull this off or else you'll look like a grandma"
    me with a pixie cut: *i guess im hot, why thank you*

    • @MattGDreal
      @MattGDreal 3 года назад +8

      Umm idk how anyone should respond to that you probably shouldn't say that or everyone may think your a tad bit egotistical

    • @greyscale7749
      @greyscale7749 3 года назад +39

      @@MattGDreal it was literally a joke. i dont think im hot at all. im literally a bit insecure. i think you're jumping to conclusions too fast.

    • @elarkive2717
      @elarkive2717 3 года назад +15

      @@MattGDreal god pls stfu

    • @elarkive2717
      @elarkive2717 3 года назад +7

      @@greyscale7749 youre literally so hot kiss me😁🙏🏻🗣😘

    • @greyscale7749
      @greyscale7749 3 года назад +8

      @@elarkive2717 i uh

  • @itsmesilvia3533
    @itsmesilvia3533 Год назад

    2:46 so accurate,the most annoying classmate of my class said "SiLvIa CaN yOu MoVe I dOn'T sEe WhIt YoUr HaIr" and i said "NO"