@@zee_eaves2174 I doubt she knew what was going on or at least she did not knew the game. Otherwise she could have said something like "If I find the amulet, I will bring it to the Weynon Priory asap" or something like that xD
The Amulet of Kings is ancient. Saint Alessia herself received it from the gods. It is a holy relic of great power. .............. That would explain why I don't have it. LOL
"It is a holy relic of great power." "That would explain why I don't have it." I love it when these people actually play along and respond cleverly, not just going "hello?" and "sir are you there?"
Wow the 72 year-old guy could be a good game character - a farmer who doesn't give a shit about dragons or Thalmor because he simply knows he's gonna die soon anyway
My first skyrim character was a 60+ year old man with heavy armor who aspired to be a mage lol, I was like 12 I think and didn't understand race attributes.
That guy at the end: "Oh you're the grandmaster!" Then tells him to call the other pawn shops xD I see this one has achieved Master level Trolling as well.
This one, besides from the Elder Scrolls vocabulary, actually sounds like a human due to the realistic voice and logical answers. Also he wasn't rude, probably one of my favorites.
I always play along it's so funny when people cold call my mums land-line, once I got hacker to go from trying to hack me to trying to add me on Facebook lmfao!
"You need to get the Mysterium Xarxes from the Mythic Dawn's Shrine of Dagon." Imagine how this must sound to people who aren't familiar with Oblivion.
2:23 what’s so funny about Jauffre compared to all the other prank calls is he is actually kind and could actually be forgivable as if he was some clueless old guy in a nursing home.
thats why i dont believe the pizza restaurant ones. cmon. we losers who have worked there always play games and i'll be damned if they dont know elder scrolls :)
@@That-Will-Do-It Yeah, most wouldn't. My sister would know, but that's because I got her into gaming, especially Oblivion, 12 years ago and her kids will know. My little daughter and my son both hear the beginning notes of the opening music and know exactly what it is, sometimes they mix up Skyrim and Oblivion but they are both under 8, so it is excusable for now lol.
Aw man all the lines were so impressively pertinent lol! You got the second guy real sweaty. I can't wait for La Favebros to see this. I imagine if you called a Roman museum, they might, MIGHT take your request more seriously haha.
God these crack me up. When he said he needs to explain himself and the guy said he doesn't have to explain anything...holy crap I lost it. That is comedy gold.
well you dont know what some persons might have gone through in their day, they might be stressed and want to be peaceful and then out of nowhere a guy start talking about Amulet of Kings and Gods.. of course they would be pissed xD
Old dude at the end - Horrible way to treat someone over the phone Younger dude at the end - The most perfect response I’ve ever heard. Totally polite and a good sport.
@Wang Solow this is the most American thing I've read in a while. He was wasting their time, so fuck good customer service. He clearly wasn't a customer.
I would have one and say "do you have the blood of a dova?" And if they buy it it will come with a big ceremony for this dovakhin gift. (Sorry if I got any of this wrong, haven't played Oblivion and I've only played Skyrim. I'm a noob at elder scrolls lore)
@Justin batchelar - without context it does, which in hindsight I failed to clarify. The boomers as a generation failed to love their children more than all the lavish things that one enjoys at the peak of an empire. It isn't just that they are okay with everything crumbling, they allowed or contributed to every major decision that is destroying the world we live in. Then many of them go on to say they don't care. As a generation they are quite horrible, so the joke is that instead of innocent children being hurt you send them to the demographic that was genuinely responsible.
I can't say the same for myself but the first time I heard this my sides were cramping to death, I couldn't breathe. Despite the pain I wish I could go back to that time.
That 72 year old had the amulet of kings for sure, he was trying to hide it so we couldn’t light the dragon fires
RUclipsr 10489 NA He was with the Mythic Dawn.
He was Mehrunes Dagon himself.
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I don't give a shit...
Lol
that first lady decided she wanted to do a side quest first LOL
LMAO
She's an experienced TES player, skipping through dialogue until she gets the quest
Reionder lmfao!
Reionder but that dank ass lore fam!
LoL
The first woman was so chill. "That would explain why I don't have it."
1st woman i think that she be playing oblivion like it seem like she knew what was going on LoL
@@zee_eaves2174 I doubt she knew what was going on or at least she did not knew the game.
Otherwise she could have said something like "If I find the amulet, I will bring it to the Weynon Priory asap" or something like that xD
She just revealed that she peddles in shit
She clearly knows something. She immediately hangs up the phone to retrieve the Amulet after hearing its location
I think she hung up because she had all the information she needed to begin the quest.
"That would explain why i dont have it."
*Speech: 100*
I love you and this comment no homo
@@slinky911 ehh quit being gay and admire my comment sheesh! Lol. Thanks.
@@dhughes1392 😁😁
😂
@#Let the Sunnah go forth and don’t stop it! I meant no homo towards them I’m gay tho🤭
That 72 year old dude had level 110 speech checks. Impossible.
Herman Manly 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao, "I'm 72 years old I don't care what way the world's going!" Best most epic comeback ever!
@@billybobscat6233 This is why the rest of us are gonna get blown up by climate change. Lmfao.
@@paracetamolgirl7820 lmao XD I know it right!
i bet he'd be better than you
Jauffre: GREETINGS, HIGH ELF.
Deborah: **casually says "hi"**
Have you any news on the outside providence's
@@brotherjauffre4923 I don't know you and i don't care to know you
"thank you kind sir, blessings of [...] upon you"
Exactly
@@vibri_ That's the 72 year old dude lol
The Amulet of Kings is ancient. Saint Alessia herself received it from the gods. It is a holy relic of great power.
..............
That would explain why I don't have it.
LOL
She actually listened and replied accordingly, lol
She's not wrong lol
Lol that was gold
If Saint Alessia herself has it EVERYONE has it
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The last guy knew how to do his job
Very well done. 👏
*call ends*
*Your Speechcraft has increased*
Max charisma
Your disposition is maxed.
ikr the other guy was kinda rude, the other guy had his period for sure
"It is a holy relic of great power."
"That would explain why I don't have it."
I love it when these people actually play along and respond cleverly, not just going "hello?" and "sir are you there?"
Same here, I found that conversation so smooth because of her
" your gratitude for WHAT?" I laughed so hard I was nearly pissing myself
He sounds like Lil Jon
@@benijager1372 " You deserve my gratitude "
@@carlop.ciarla3592 your gratitude for WHAT
2:19
I haven't laughed this hard in so long
I loved the last guy. He was so helpful.
Yeah because he was directing that guy to bother the other pawn shops
lmfao
he definitely had the amulet, that's why he directed him to other shops
He is a gamer that why he know what this about
Watching it again he seems sarcastic
I kinda wish some old man named Brother Jeffrey would call me and send me on a holy quest to retrieve the Amulet of Kings.
that would be great, just don't die cuz that would be very bad and i would not like it
@@georgethakur yeah lifes loading times blow for sure
@@RezidueWithaZ life is basically a variation of the shitty firewood chopping mini game in skyrim...on repeat...until you die!
JEFFREY
Indeed!
This is weirdly smooth and actually kind of sounds like a real conversation. This is a work of art😂
Every video he has is smooth either way
Broo I know right!
"buddy buddy, I don't want to talk to you any longer"
That killed me
She was asking all the right questions, he had his finger on the button for the next line of dialogue lol
More smooth than any actual npc conversation in Oblivion.
"you need to get the mysterium zarxes from the mythic dawns shrine of dagon"
"no, no, no.."
Even he knows that quest sucks
JAJAJJ
He was so lucky he didn’t start the quest
nani? I loved the quest. It was so badass going undercover!
Better than closing Oblivion Gates for the counts
No, that's a good quest. It is the Oblivion gates that suck.
"Do you have the amulet of kings?"
"idk what you're talking about" *hangs up*
Seems we found it.
i know right??
Lmao Holy shit
He was Mankor Camoran in disguise
😂
"Your gratitude for WHAT?!" lmao
Nicholas Bennett 🤣
Wow the 72 year-old guy could be a good game character - a farmer who doesn't give a shit about dragons or Thalmor because he simply knows he's gonna die soon anyway
Next mod I make.
The eternal boomer. Welcome to the worst generation this country has spawned.
My first skyrim character was a 60+ year old man with heavy armor who aspired to be a mage lol, I was like 12 I think and didn't understand race attributes.
DiamorphineDeath lmao
Died laughing :DD
Joshua is such a sweetheart.
AlternateEnding he probably played Oblivion
Thank you
Lmao
"Hi this is Deborah"
"GREETINGS HIGH ELF"
Hi.
Hi ^^
So jolly "hi"
What do you know of the emperors death 😂😂😂
Damn bunch of high elves on the reply section
threatens to call the police
he says that the blades are not an arm of the government
hang up
LOL
Man thought he was about to get kidnapped by the mob or something lol
Love this!!! This is the best thing ever
Jauffre Jam
Cant live any longer without those plano calls
Basil II, The Bulgar Slayer I know its a meme and shit but the NPC's barely even say this
It really isn't.
STFU until Asswind is ready.
"Greetings High Elf"
"Hi! :3"
PandasDontShare 😂😂😂
James Greet :3
GOOD BYE.
So Deborah IS high elf.
Typical Oblivion dialogue
Tfw Jauffre’s voice actor is dead, Rest In Peace you and your awesome vocal chords
F
Hose A F
F
F
F
The ones who actually play along (even if they don't understand) are true legends 😂
She hung up because she wanted to set off on the journey before it got dark.
It's amazing how well he can make these conversations flow lol. He has the right response for the right questions immediately.
Dick Deepinsideher He’s been doing this for years, so that’s to be expected at this point. Never gets old, though.
0:55 ('I hate my life' voice tone)
This is Debora.
IJAM:Greetings, High Elf
(CHANGES TO UPBEAT TONE)
Hi !
James Andrew just like Oblivion dialogue
That’s exactly how people in Oblivion talk lmao.
She just want be high elf
So true
That shit killed me
That guy at the end:
"Oh you're the grandmaster!"
Then tells him to call the other pawn shops xD I see this one has achieved Master level Trolling as well.
This one, besides from the Elder Scrolls vocabulary, actually sounds like a human due to the realistic voice and logical answers.
Also he wasn't rude, probably one of my favorites.
Legend says the first woman is to this day still on a quest to retrieve the amulet of kings. Wonder if she found the mysterium xarxes yet.
the people who play along are the best
I always play along it's so funny when people cold call my mums land-line, once I got hacker to go from trying to hack me to trying to add me on Facebook lmfao!
@@ripdangerdolanunsubbedbutn8902 sounds like you need to be careful
@@zhangjao6328 no lol obviously wouldn't of been my account
they were probably bored sitting in the office all day. so ik i would too, even if it were just a prank call xd
@@zhangjao6328 so? hows that? Are you using the name of your grandmother as password or something? Good to know
That dude has a fairly young voice for a 72 year old
Lone Wolf You, sir, have a dirty mind.
he's a big fat liar
ArminVonLiberty how?
He also totally sounded like he really loves his life.
I think we all know that asians age better than any other human race
"Greetings, High Elf."
"Hi! :3"
She was like...
"This is Deborah" 😧
Then...
"Hi" 😄
"Your gratitude for WHAT??"
The Way He Said It Was Hilarious
I’m 72 years old, I don’t give a shit
"You need to get the Mysterium Xarxes from the Mythic Dawn's Shrine of Dagon."
Imagine how this must sound to people who aren't familiar with Oblivion.
I don't associate with people who aren't familiar with oblivion
thats what i thought hahaha
They didn't have the amulet?
*This cannot be*
There is a special place in hell for people who keep saying "hello" after you tell them what you want.
Guilty as charged lmfao
Lmao!
There are some rare occasions where this is wrong, let me remind you:
"DELETE THIS
...hello?
DE-LE-TE THIIIIS
...hello?"
Hello?
@Rob Yagenmyer
Excuse me?
Hello!
That last guy was chill asf.
uhhh, old enough* xD
I was really hoping that he (or someone else) would recognise the voice and say "Brother Jauffre!"
Nah he was right to say young enough in this current context as everyone else was too "old" to have played an RPG from 2006
If you was a redhead you would been a good person
“That explains why I wouldn’t have it” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
She's such a smartass
"I'm a pawn shop"
Didn't know pawn shops could talk
XD
Severely underrated comment
NO this is PATRICK!
Poor.
Hey JC
Greetings High Elf!! I'm so done lmao.
TheYoungking1000 That was the best part, lol
She is rude like a high elf. It fits her
"have you heard of the high elves?"
"Your gratitude for what?" That made me chuckle
Chase D that made my day lmao
"Jewelry."
how does that guy have a job if he just says "i don't understand" and hangs up lmfao
Right!? Shittiest jeweler ever. doesn't even know what a fucking amulet is...
Like "Is this the Krusty crab?" "No this is Patrick!"
DirtCrak Popcorn Sutton this thread is redpilled
2:23 what’s so funny about Jauffre compared to all the other prank calls is he is actually kind and could actually be forgivable as if he was some clueless old guy in a nursing home.
I love his apologize response the timing is perfect
I wish someone would prank me like this. I would have recognized the voice instantly and played along.
thats why i dont believe the pizza restaurant ones. cmon. we losers who have worked there always play games and i'll be damned if they dont know elder scrolls :)
@@calviincalifornia4048 - But with our luck, Deborah would have answered the phone and been completely lost.
Same!! I have been pranked at work by Maury, why couldn't it have been this!!! I would have loved it!
@@That-Will-Do-It Yeah, most wouldn't. My sister would know, but that's because I got her into gaming, especially Oblivion, 12 years ago and her kids will know. My little daughter and my son both hear the beginning notes of the opening music and know exactly what it is, sometimes they mix up Skyrim and Oblivion but they are both under 8, so it is excusable for now lol.
Yeah you're human. Some people work and go into auto pilot...
Aw man all the lines were so impressively pertinent lol! You got the second guy real sweaty. I can't wait for La Favebros to see this. I imagine if you called a Roman museum, they might, MIGHT take your request more seriously haha.
Yes I know right!!
Right? It sounds so natural, so unlike a soundboard.
Emmett already commented here. Look him up somewhere in this comment section.
Don't want a Roman museum. Romans were notorious for rejecting kings after a particularly bad one, before the height of Rome's power.
"Listen...I don't wanna talk to you any longer"
*Speech check fails*
Sounded like something from fallout 3 tbh
**COUGH**
I DON'T KNOW YOU AND I DON'T CARE TO KNOW YOU
"You must retrieve it from the Shrine of Dagon"
*Hangs up*
She's gonna look for it
Your gratitude for WHAT?!
I lost it.
"Brother Jeffery."
Hillbilly priest
OG loc brotha
It’s the nearest reference he could understand since no one in real life is named Joffrey lol
@@toby099 Yeah. Does sound slightly Norwegian to me though.
Lucian Lachance calls people about how they sleep soundly for a murderer and to kill rufio c:
Possibly later in the evening/night. Maybe a wake up call of sorts?
White Wolf yes
YES!!
The last guy he was just playing along and he was cool
Cybertron Warrior he seemed like the type of guy to actually ask every question during a quest
Lol im not giving you my real name ok
oh, i definitely ask every question. it gets a little tiresome but whatever
I love the last guy XD He was thinking that this was the most interesting thing to happen to him all day that boy was EXCITED XDDD
I love how he has a phrase prepared for every single weird thing people say
Should have called that guy again.
Doubt he wanted the cops on him...
Amazing!
Emmett LaFave THERE YOU ARE! I was scrolling through the comment just to look for you!
Here I am, as you instructed.
By azura, it's the grand champion!
By the nine divines, STAY on the road. It's the deadra..you see.
Blessings of Mara upon you!
God these crack me up. When he said he needs to explain himself and the guy said he doesn't have to explain anything...holy crap I lost it. That is comedy gold.
The way he says "amulet of kings" is so poetic
Jauffre has gotten quite desperate to find the amulet.
Lol
Parthunaax calls Verizon
Neoi Selini please!
Your gratitude for what??? I died laughing.
The first lady tried to play along lol
well you dont know what some persons might have gone through in their day, they might be stressed and want to be peaceful and then out of nowhere a guy start talking about Amulet of Kings and Gods.. of course they would be pissed xD
LazyKunt Do you have the amulet of kings?
Nah, I still want to keep my neck thank you
Once he explained how to get it she was like oh fuck that 😂😂😂😂
Lasciel yeah that was the best part
Old dude at the end - Horrible way to treat someone over the phone
Younger dude at the end - The most perfect response I’ve ever heard. Totally polite and a good sport.
Jared Slade hes 70 he aint got time for that shit lol
Why would he have any obligation to treat prank callers politely?
@Wang Solow this is the most American thing I've read in a while. He was wasting their time, so fuck good customer service. He clearly wasn't a customer.
"greetings high elf"
"hi"
1st girl: That would explain why I don't have it.
1st girl (thinking): Who the hell is Saint Alessia and which gods are he talking about?
3:21 JAUFRE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN! Just rekt that dude.
Its Jauffre. With 2 Fs, Ok?
^virgin detected
like your own comment so you have more likes than a virgin XD
Liking your own comment is a virgin activity
I can’t wait for someone to get one of these references
Zachthetrooper #1 some people have in different videos. I cant remember which ones unfortunately
Look up racist nord prank call. Someone catches onto the references after everyone else flips their shit. It's pretty great.
Badluck Johnny yeah I’m hystoric cereals video the first guy knew it was Skyrim
in metal gear solid snake someone knows whats up
Check out Sheogorath orders a Pizza, and Commander Shephard calls gunshops pranks.
“That explains why we don’t have it”...gotta love that woman. And to me the funniest thing is that...they are talking to...Brother Jauffre haha
Jauffre: "Greetings, High Elf!"
...I think that's how I'm gonna start all of my conversations now.
If I had jewelry store. I would sell an Amulet of Kings. 😂
Azwrath Frost you would not, because only those of dragon blood can wear it
George Burner you don't need to wear it in order to sell it. You just need to have it in your possession.
You're a big fat liar.
I would have one and say "do you have the blood of a dova?" And if they buy it it will come with a big ceremony for this dovakhin gift. (Sorry if I got any of this wrong, haven't played Oblivion and I've only played Skyrim. I'm a noob at elder scrolls lore)
You're a big fat liar. - This comment always gets me...
Deborah - the high elf XDDD
Poor Jauffre doesn't know the player can't sell the amulet to any store in Cyrodiil.
"Your gratitude for what!?" had me bursting.
2:15 I DON'T KNOW YOU AND I DON'T CARE TO KNOW YOU
Dat woman was a high elf LoL
RIP Ralph Cosham (Jauffre voice actor) ;-;
F
That "72" year old sounds like a murderer when he says "look buddy"
"you're a big fat liar"
“i dont wanna talk to you any longer” is so raw.
"I'm 72 years old, the world can go whichever way, I don't care"
*Joke about boomers vs millennials here*
Next time a kid goes to shoot up a school send him down the street if ya know what I mean.
@@mementomori6992 i definitely dont know what you mean
@@PapaSage - to the old folks home.
@Justin batchelar - without context it does, which in hindsight I failed to clarify.
The boomers as a generation failed to love their children more than all the lavish things that one enjoys at the peak of an empire. It isn't just that they are okay with everything crumbling, they allowed or contributed to every major decision that is destroying the world we live in. Then many of them go on to say they don't care.
As a generation they are quite horrible, so the joke is that instead of innocent children being hurt you send them to the demographic that was genuinely responsible.
@@mementomori6992 Shut the fuck up.
More Oblivion prank calls, please!
I like Joshua , here, here! To Joshua the now Blessed.
"That whould explain why i don't have it". 😁😁😁
I’m actually so sad no more of these are being made, they’re brilliant
So this is how Jauffre was helping the player while you were out questing, calling pawn shops in another dimension
Can't stop laughing. I really like how he is so confident of what he is sayin'
Strong calls dairy company or Legate Lanius calls Hoover Dam
*Have you heard of the high elves?*
INDEED
Not now. Not later. Not _ever._
I watch this once every 3 months, realistically. It's a part of me now.
im literally crying whenever he tells about how "amulet is ancient"
"That would explain why I don't have it"
lol she's great!
Hello high elf 🧝♂️
Hi 🧝♀️
Ice and jam I've been seeing your videos for years you never fail to disappoint continue on with your great work
Kenji B "You never fail to dissapoint" HAHA POOR ICENJAM
Jemvee I get it haha
Geez dude, if you don’t like it just watch something else.
Ty-Rico Lea dumbass I do.like his video fuck off
Kenji B I was being sarcastic Einstein. Look at your comment. You made a huge grammatical error.
I have laugh cried less than about 10 times in my 18 years, this was one
I can't say the same for myself but the first time I heard this my sides were cramping to death, I couldn't breathe. Despite the pain I wish I could go back to that time.
"The world can go whatever it wants to."
"Your a big fat liar ." 😂
he probably had amulet and lied
This voice actor’s dialogue is amazing for this type of stuff. Wow! Simply magical.
I can tell you from experience that the pawn shop he called only sells the Amulet of Kangz, not the Amulet of Kings.
I wish this would happen to our store, it would be a actually entertaining day, I'd so play along.
because youre not a tool :) you can laugh :)
I can’t stop watching this video now and then
You'd better explain yourself. Now.
Last guy was a good dude. He has earned great honor in the pages of Cyrodill's history.