B*tch! We LARP (2024)

/ @heavywhiphand
#music #hardarchive #top10 #comedy #LARP #cosplay #vinyl
[Verse 1]
Roll that D twenty
Got my potions and money
Foam swords and cardboards
We ain’t tryin to get bloody
I’ll still whip that geek ass
Rollin critical hits
Bitch! You shall not pass
you can Balrog on this dick
[chorus]
This shit ain’t cosplay
We LARP’n for life
Put your hands in the air
All you dames and knights
This shit ain’t cosplay
We LARP’in for life
Put your hands in the air
All you dames and knights
(LARP’n LIFE)
(LARP’n LIFE)
BITCH
(WE LARP forLIFE)
[verse 2]
Wizards and witches
Went and captured the princess
King’s riches for these bitches
saving damsels in distress
A knights jobs never done
Till the dragons get slayed
Elf stomp’n, dwarf kick’n
When it’s done we get laid
(HEAVY WHIP)
Bitch! ain’t no game of thrones
ain’t no Lord of the rings
Even Tolkin would be stoke’n
If he saw what we bring
We get fucked up on mede
ketamine and some weed
These nerdy women look soft
But they’re freaks in the sheets
[chorus]
This shit ain’t cosplay
We LARP’in for life
Put your hands in the air
All you dames and knights
This shit ain’t cosplay
We LARP’in for life
Put your hands in the air
All you dames and knights
(LARP’n LIFE)
(LARP’n LIFE)
BITCH
(WE LARP for LIFE)
[verse 3]
We grind hard in these parks
Make our own sound effects
It’s as real as it feels
Don’t you dare disrespect
I know you can’t see it
Cuz it’s not really there
We use imagination
Plus the costumes we wear
[Outra]
In the end it just fun
Goofin with your friends
Don’t you yuck our yum
It’s Quality time well spent
We left our basements behind
left our boards and our dice
We embraced the sunshine
BITCH WE LARP for Life

[@ATOMICWAXVAULT]

I think this is a critical hit🤚🔥

[@otakubalagaming5686]

The RUclips algorithm has blessed me with this banger. 🔥🔥🔥

[@skyguy1988]

hoomans cannot keep up with the beats of AI. the botz rule us

[@0421072]

HEAVY!

[@GBXS]

Hey Heavy, the music itself, is that created by AI as well? Does the AI do the music and singing/rapping at the same time or do you have to combine them yourself?
This is a banger, by the way.

[@HeavyWhipHand]

Depends on what your trying to do. I like seeing what the ai does on its own. You can always add vocals on a track you like though.

[@ArtOfficialCovers]

Hence forth, the Larp God 🙌

[@CoruptedJester]

Bro that shot goes hard as fuck

[@morbidbabel]

LARP Gang. Well done.

[@BreadvonBread]

Love how the art for these add these little extra layers of realism.
The well worn vinyl jacket thats molded to the disc. The hand, holding it up record in the picture for the quick internet search. The wall of other vinyl at the Heavy Whip record store.

[@luis-mora4444]

The eternal racial struggle was resolved thanks to this banger and LARPING

[@pukeclaw1147]

"these nerdy women look soft but they re freaks in the sheets" nothing short of poetry

[@Surteronarto]

the quieter she is the freakier she is

[@defenderofthenorth6312]

The B-side to this is also pretty sweet...'We wuz Kangz'.........yeah, its a great commentary on 'woke' media...no sheit about dat!

[@angelmon6]

Din du nun

[@MikeB-qm5pr]

i think you might be onto something here :)

[@Nibtarr]

God damn this shit is bussin bussin

[@VantaBlack-es6zt]

Absolute BANGER !! 🙌🗡🔥 Heavy Whip 4Life !! 💯

[@HeavyWhipHand]

💪😶‍🌫️👍🎲VB!!! This music writings been a freaking blast!! Glad you’ve been with me since the begging 🫶🖤🫵

[@VantaBlack-es6zt]

@@HeavyWhipHand Thank YOU for letting me come along for the ride 🔥🎠🙌 Your songs and artwork are genius ! 🎶👑 Love me some Heavy Whip 🔥🍯😋xxx

[@a.p.2019]

But that iambic penDAAAAMNiter

[@marcovier6239]

HARD AS f**k! booi

[@HeavyWhipHand]

💪🎲👍