The Michael Masi Death Machine
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- Clip from The Nerve #5
im focusing on my podcast now instead of doing losertube because its more fun and im trying to move out of my parents house, and apparently landlords won't accept 'likes' as rent payment EVEN THO THEY SHOULD
but calm down, each episode I will cut a clip for the commonwealth youtube scum so everybody is happy
if you want the full shaft of every episode you can become a member of our 'definitely not a cult'
I set it at £2.50/month which is basically free and what you get in return is momentary liberation from your miserable life
patreon.com/RP...
Finally, the video which makes the 4 week break a bit more sufferable.
There just 10 days left :D But yeah I’ve been waiting for the video for weeks too!
PogU
Jej
Why do we have a 4 week break again?
Cause China
“Wait, it’s all Michael Masi?”
“Always has been.”
🌎👨🚀🔫🧑🚀
*points a pistol
Always
-Snape
Remember boys, RPM didn't kill himself
Damn, you beat me to it.
The is the quality journalism that F1 needs.
Nothing but pure facts.
Exactly
Let's get RPM in the Sky Sports booth. You get a pot of gold if you grab Martin Brundle by the ankle too.
*jurnalizzam
Ted Kravitz asking 'What's he doing in Australia?' is so hilarious
I dunno Ted, maybe it's because he's Australian, and lives in Australia, and has family in Australia (in a secret bunker where TeamLH can't find them obviously)
He's devolved into an annoying jackass at this point.
Don't worry, I don't think TeamLH is able to point Australia on a map
They don't need a bunker. They are sufficiently protected by the Australian wildlife. One of those heckin' massive spiders with feet shows up and TeamLH would nope the F out of there quicker than a RedBull pitstop; I know I would.
@@anameyoucantremember Neither are Verstappen shaggers in all honesty 😂
@@LeCharles07 can confirm
Jos Verstappen is my sleep paralysis demon
I'll get nightmares now...
Evil incarnate 😂
Humans are not demons but demon driven...
No, Jos Verstappen is your sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon.
New fear unlocked 😢
"what's he doing in here"
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST HE IS AN AUSTRALIAN 💀
The mere presence of The Masi can cause ripples in the multiverse
Osama Bin Russell has to be my favorite nickname of a driver ever. I can't help but chuckle everytime I hear it.
The thick-shafted full version has 80% more content and makes the diagram look *sane*. Just do it already.
I can’t afford it, i am saving money for his merch
@@aer1s111 xD
I can't buy it, not because of the money, but because i live in Russia, where Patreon is banned
@@stereoghost5396 Go riot the streets instead of watching youtube ;)
Yo soy poor
Ted Kravitz : "What's he doing in Australia"
Bro, Masi is Australian... Wtf are YOU doing in Australia mate
Why has no one tapped this brilliant man to figure out the Kennedy assassination? He clearly has answers. But perhaps he knows too much.
agreed.
He can pull a Kravitz and hope to escape on di Resta's spy balloon if all goes to shit too soon.
Maybe RPM can figure out the Epstein “suicide”…
"are you ready for the diagram" need to become a reoccurring line
This is actually amazing. I could not stop laughing at the rabbit hole we went down on this journey
Ted Kravitz talking about Massi sounds like a youtuber doing an apology video
This is exactly why I sub. I had no idea there was a US/China/Russia shadow war involving Michael Massi. By _miles_ the best reporting around.
The BEST "it's all connected" rant I've ever heard. I mean it makes sense when we live in dystopian formula 1 times.
You know it's bad when Crofty had to tell Ted to shut up
more than two weeks for a new upload and its blue balling me with a paywall
the nerve
I'm surprised that team LH didn't jump Michael in the paddock
So a bunch of children against a grown Gigachad ?
because twitter is not a real place and its easy to act tough behind a keyboard and a fake name
@@RichyPink Accurate as Odin's Spear.
That would require a twitter user to go outside
Team LH are all just fbi agents being used to distract from the masi/latifi axis.
My month is FINALLY complete! Thanks RPM!!!!!!! The only Fateful day is Ted is still employed!!!!!!!!!!!!! Long Live Massi the KING!
It's a real shock to hear that rpm stabbed himself 26 times, put himself in a black bag and threw himself in the river.
Poor guy must have really had some demons.
Can't believe you managed to put in so many key words into one video. This one's going straight to the top boys!
What a dick move of the other fans taking away the derbis from the guy who got hurt by it.
They should introduce a rule that when some depris makes you bleed you get to keep said debris. If debris injures multiple people it gets cut up and the guy with the biggest injuries gets the largest chunk.
If you get killed by some debris the responsible team has to offer you a front wing as a burial gift.
Took me a moment to even remember it was the "no, Michael, no" guy.
It's called a motor race
The Aussie touring cars had a bunch of races on the track that weekend, Masi likes motorsport and there was only a moderate chance he'd be attacked by the TeamLH psychos. I can't believe people were wondering about this at all.
"Ted, they did go car racing.
And i like to watch that."
Right... because those are the only bad fans. Not like Verstappen fans are any better mate. At least be consistent.
I've been waiting for this and I'm gonna savour it now that it's here.
Edit post-video: I mean not that I expect anything different at this point but my god, TeamLH, it's a joke, not a dick - don't take it so hard.
Also, great conspiracy board. Solid 8/10.
I applaud this man, not for the commitment but for the diagram
The fuckin nerve to paywall us
Fk it
Nerve intensifies
For 3 quid a month is nothin.
im seriously contemplating to pay for it though
@@MYTHNL90 its worth it my guy
The whole TeamLH will eventually accept it but Ted Kravitz won't
Other way around
Or option 3: Ted Kravitz will pretend to report but actually lead the impending revolt against the FIA, storming the Paris HQ accompanied by hordes of rabbid LH fanboys and government-wrecked people who drunk too much tranny beer cans
I wonder when the rest of you clowns will accept the 2021 title was stolen?
@@mohammadnashitsiddiqui2168 idk Ted Kravitz basically said in a roundabout way “I can’t believe they even let this man near f1 after he snatched the title away from my sweet prince Lewis, what a disgrace,” when in reality it was nothing but an albeit big misjudgement on Masis part, something that shouldn’t overwrite all his previous work and the incredible pressure he would’ve been under in that moment. 2 years on and Ted doesn’t seem like he’s over it yet lol
@@buzz5020 oh he’s DEFINITELY not over it lol, that clip of ted was a man doing his level best not to say something live on tv he would regret/would cost him his job
It brought a tear to my eye. Journalists these days talk about elon musk and food prices. We need more people like RPM
I have seen my track invasion footage appear everywhere on mainstream media and online the past couple of weeks but seeing it in an RPM video has made my day.
I LOVE how his F1 banger takes turn into real journalism and news events🤣👌🏽
RPM IS BACK!!!
Just sub to the patreon
I never thought I'd see the day..... paywall.... DISGUSTIN
Hiding content behind a paywall (Patreon)... So much talk about capitalism crap and whatnot and now do this lol
I watch these videos every night before I go to sleep, sometimes even as I am ready to fall asleep I start laughing 😂
Totally real anime waifu gf: “Yes babe you’re totally correct, the 2021 F1 World Championship results and Ferrari’s recent performance is entirely related to geopolitical tensions between the United States, Russia, and China. No you’re definitely not crazy.”
The GOAT returned! I have been wainting since 3 weeks in the Abobox!
Just sub to the patreon
pathetic
This is absolutely brilliant, I never see someone would come up with such diagram
poor guy who got hit by kevin’s car part didn’t even get to keep the thing
LH had no shot in 2021. FIA manufactured the "title fight"
By his disqualification at the Brazilian GP yeah u make a lot of sense 😂
Nothing better than a new video by the legend himself !! Much appreciated mate
your silly writing (jurnalizzam) does catch me off guard and gets me started with the giggles, so thanks
Protect this channel at all costs
im impressed at how you connected all the dots you laid out. the true genius of our time
7 minutes and 35 seconds of pure art
This is the only News i will consume from now on.
"Jamie, pull up Ted Kravitz' early life section"
This is the best and maddest associative thing i have ever seen... you are the best!
RPM whenever he speaks: We're going down a rabbit hole and I've made a diagram
- And god damn what a rabbit hole this was
I’ve never consider subscribing to a youtubers Patreon until seeing the amazing deal of watching another 25 mins of the best F1 takes on the internet. Fuck it, I’m in.
"Latte boi went full Jihad" Fucking hell i'm dead lmao
I’m embarrassed to say I just discovered this page yesterday, it kept being suggested but I never watched. I’ve watched HOURS now. Love it!
When the world needed him most, the mohawk man hath risen from his shed again
Things that goes through your mind need to documented which I’m glad u do that by making these videos 😂😂😂
3:30
I may go out on a limp here:
I think he likes watching a motor race, Ted.
You are the pinnacle of comedic timing and consistency. You're the max verstpapen of comedy
RPM thank you for helping me as I go through a very sad & difficult time in my life by entertaining me & making me laugh🤣🤣🤣
You sir are a gift from God!!!
Godspeed to you!!!
So now we no longer get free full videos...what a shame...
The nerve
Nothing lasts forever I guess... sadge, because he actually did quality content.
yeah its a shame tbh and the clips don't hit as good,
He always gets demonetized. RUclips isn't going to pay him much or maybe none at all so Patreon probably pays him more than YT.
Thank the lord's Our black Asian woman has finally uploaded to us commonwealth people of RUclips
This channel really pushes the boundaries of what RUclips will tolerate
I've been waiting weeks for this video. Love the content bro.
Full episode on patron .. ieeeww
This is the most beautiful RUclips video and channel I have ever seen. Thank you. I am grateful for your factual reporting and dot connecting
The Masinator is back 🙏🏻
I didn't know how much I missed you until you posted a video again!
RPM upload! LFG!!!
Brilliant! This is hysterical. This guy should be a mega star.
LETSS GOOOOOO RPM.
But please, stop with the Patreon exclusives. Its gonna kill your channel.
He could way, way bigger. Tactically long-term this is a clear mistake…
This guy can get bigger than WTF1 (and whatever they are called now) because this content also speaks to people who don’t care a lot about F1. But he’s destroying his upward curve before it even reached it’s top. That’s not the way….
That rabbit hole was unbelievably amazing!!!
Michael Massie actually took on a new identity and plays in the MLB as Michael Massey for The Kansas City Royals
You know what, your patreon is the only one I’ve ever legitimately considered subscribing to, and now that I have I couldn’t regret it any less. ALL BOW TO MICHAEL MASI
It’s a good day to be an RPM fan.
Love your vids, although cant understand why you still havent understood that kravitz is a hopeless merc/lewis fanboy. He is clearly biased mate. Yet you still wonder why he said, what he said about Masi. I guess you do really like him.
What do you mean i have to pay to see the rant now ?
How dare AN AUSSIE who works in motorsport turn up to the Australian GP, one of the biggest races in the country.... THE NERVE.
The same guy bitching about how much Sky Sports costs hides his content behind a paywall now...
Im so glad to have been there to witness it live
That diagram rant. Bravo sir. Bravo. Had me in stitches .
Please keep the uploads coming. They are hilarious to watch and at the same time entertaining.
coming home from a hard days of work, starting up the pc, rolling a fat zoot and seeing that god himself uploaded yet another banger
Banger it is
My day just brightened
Not gonna do patreon, if this is your path Ill leave
I was checking twice daily since Aus GP and waiting for this , finallyyyyy
come on man, put the whole video up!!
Thank god, I’ve been waiting for the latest video!
So, now I have to sign up to his Patrion for the whole video??? 😢
Sad isn't it?
I guess we are the RUclips peasants now
@@Tuvok_Shakur how much is he paying you to be his PR Manager?
@Ice Bear I mean he was doing 7k a month on Patreon already before cutting us (RUclips viewers) out of it... I don't think 7k a month is bad... I know I only make 1/10 of it a month
Now he is doing 14k a month
@@Tuvok_Shakur Here it is €3,50 + taxes a month. Per year that is higher then what I paid for my F1 subscription 😅
this isn’t the rage against the grand prix for australia, this is a podcast-like thing he does on patreon i believe. the RAtGP will come out on youtube eventually and that will be the full vid.
I fuckn knew it! I'm sharing this with all my buddies...if we act fast...there is still time!
Bad move paywalling content. For extras and stuff it's fine, but main videos need to be provided on both platforms, even if delayed.
@@Tuvok_Shakur stop the meat riding
@@Tuvok_Shakur It's cheap but it ain't free.
@@Tuvok_Shakur Yeah and if 10 channels you like do this it becomes $30 a month, if 100 channels do this, it's $300 a month... He just gave in to greed, for such a young channel to jump behind a paywall so soon is just selling out. Unsubbed.
@@paladestar9758greed otherwise known as getting paid a pittance for his effort?
@@emenesuI suppose making videos takes no time at all?
Bro the diagram is exceptional
Please upload full videos to your main channel, otherwise your going to start losing subscribers quickly. I'm not saying you should stop making patron exclusive content but not uploading any full videos to your channel will kill both audiences
finally a video that i can understand and relate to
The first minute of this had me dead XD
deserves some sort of comedy award
Brilliance absolutely brilliance!!! Well worth the wait!!!!
The man, the myth, the massive
This one of the most beautifully made videos I have ever seen. DEMONITIZED.
Our legend has uploaded
The man. The myth. THE MASSIVE!
Nah Cant afford patreon