'Suddenly, I don't want a caramel apple anymore.' You are not the only one who now feels that way, kind sir. Thankfully it is not caramel apple season yet.
"Jesus did not die for my sins for me to set in a little Caesars parking lot to pull nose hairs" LOL 😂 he is the funniest person on the planet earth LOL 😂
I'm in the library holding my nose, laughing so hard tears are coming out! Oooh this was a good laugh. Thank you Brandon for sacrificing your nose hairs for us lol
I came across your videos on Facebook and since then, you’ve been giving me such joy on my darkest days. always making me laugh and smile. Wanted to say thank for that!
"Im gonna put you pretty far up there but your gonna come out when I say so. None of this 5 more minutes crap" then by the time can see from my tears streaming out I hear "I wanna go now!"......lost it. Watched it 3 more times to make sure I caught it all....
“Jesus did not die for my sins so I could sit in a little ceasers parking lot and pluck nose hairs” - a quote by Brandon Farris..... I’m done 😂😂😂
I feel like... sure... that would totally be included... Brandon does Gods work in strange ways. :)
“ I appreciate it though lord”😂😂
Jesus died for us to profisie......
TO LITTLE CEASERS
Lmfao
I. Was reading this while he said this
That’s gonna pull out memories from my childhood -Brandon Farris 2020
That one got me too!! 😂
I read that as he said it
That one was my fave too!
I read this commit right as he said it 😂
Oh god... rofl!
“I accidentally pulled at my medulla obligatory.” -Brandon Farris 2020
Medulla obligatory 😂😂😂😂😂
Rat Mom I couldn’t stop laughing at that part!
I was drinking my coffee watching this n I almost choke😂😂 I was laughing so hard
Shanti Noble I had to learn not to drink anything let alone hot liquids while watching his videos cause they make me laugh every single time!!
ROFLMAOLOL!
Note to future self: do not drink anything while watching Brandon Farris - you might choke and cough up your medulla obligatory!
Same! 🤣🤣
I threw up while watching him
🤣👍
i keep watching him while eating and drinking 😂 i spat cereal milk all over my ipad the other day and last night i spat coke all over my ipad 😂
Trust me i found that out the hard way (sorry phone)
"You brought friends."
"Cut the crust off!"🤣
"You look like you have two first names."
"We have a bit of a sichitation."
Omg i swear when i was reading the comment the last one when i read it he literally said it at the same time omg😂😂😂😂😂
Haha
My new thing to yell out- "CUT THE CRUST OFF!"
Lesli Galluzzo I loved that!
Mine is the. " don't touch your genitals... keep it clean.... sanitizer 😂😂😂
At the end of 2020, instead of yelling "Jumanji", everyone has gotta yell "CUT THE CRUST OFF-" 🤣🤣
i want him to shout “BRING IT ON” before he pulls them out
Nikita De Jaeger omg that’d be so funny
ROFL!
*"Is that a 50¢ piece?"* 🤔😆🤣
*"Jepardy's on."* 😂🤣
“What’s that over there PAIN”
-Brandon farris
Me everytime I stub my toe on my bed when I wake up:
i wish you the best of luck with this, all my prayers to you and your nose
Yep
The video hasn't even started and I'm already laughing.
Edit: Jeah, I was right.
I have just died of laughter.
RIP lol 😂
🤣🤣
I die every video u watch of him
"Ooh that's up there, that's gonna pull memories from my childhood" 🤣🤣 poor Brandon
“What’s that over there?” *pulls the cue tip* “Ahhh pain” that’s not how it works my dude😂
Yo when he did that I immediately thought of 'Happy Feet' when Ramon tricks himself before jumping off the cliff
*”Jeopardy’s On!”*
I love that
*”I wouldn’t park H E R E!”*
That’s so funny
😂😂😂
Oh my god I know! I’m dying😂
'Suddenly, I don't want a caramel apple anymore.'
You are not the only one who now feels that way, kind sir. Thankfully it is not caramel apple season yet.
This is the first time I've ever seen the "premiers in 8 hours" dealy. 😳😳 and I. Cant. Wait.
I got the premier vid at the same time as the vid
@@aaryn459 my notification for the video was there at 4am, Eastern standard Time. 💕
"Jesus did not die for my sins for me to set in a little Caesars parking lot to pull nose hairs" LOL 😂 he is the funniest person on the planet earth LOL 😂
“Huh what’s that over there? Nohw! Pain!” 😂
Rear ends car in front of him..
"I'm sorry officer, I was just waxing my nose hairs and my eyes got all watery.. it was an accidental"
🤣🤣🤣
I'm in the library holding my nose, laughing so hard tears are coming out! Oooh this was a good laugh. Thank you Brandon for sacrificing your nose hairs for us lol
1:00 you hurt meeee 😂 Brandon never fails to make me smile
SAMEE
I'm literally sobbing rn
"*GASP* WHAT'S THAT OVER HERE? *YANK*"
and all I can think of is "Trust no one, not even yourself"
1:41 Hmm? What’s that over there?(yank) AHH PAIN!!
LMAO beauty is pain. He never fails to entertain...and I needed that laugh this morning. My 5 month old baby even laughed at him lol 😆
Omg that's gonna hurt
I love this man, lots of love and hope for you in these hard times.
Ah jeez Brandon, why
Still one of my TOP favorites videos
😂🤷🏼♀️🤣
Brandon you brighten any sh*tty day, truly thank you
"Oh that is gonna pull out memories from my childhood" Absolutely dying 🤣 🤣🤣
This is the content I live for.
*Evil laughter*
2:42 I'm definitely in pain from laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Absolutely love ur content always brightens my day🤗
XD "What's that over there?" *pulls q`tip* "oWW pAin!" XDDDDDDDD mood
1:29 Totally real. 😜 I can’t breathe.
1:30(Screams) JESUS!!!!
I came across your videos on Facebook and since then, you’ve been giving me such joy on my darkest days. always making me laugh and smile.
Wanted to say thank for that!
My eyes started tearing up just thinking about it.
I’M LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣 I choked on my water tho. ;-;
Talking about people spit their toenails on the floor MEANWHILE your throwing your nose hairs EVERYWHERE in the car 😂😂😂
I was thinking the exact same thing..lol
Lol Jennifer! So glad someone else thought the same exact thing! Eww!
"MMM Bless that food lord😃" Was FUNNY for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣I love your vids.
“Bless that food lord”
- I can’t 🤣
brandon with a q-tip stuck up his nose during golden hour hits different
"Oh that's gonna pull out memories from my childhood..."💀AF THO!😂
"That's gonna pull out memories from my childhood" 😂😂😂
‘Oh that’s going to pull out memories from my childhood’ 😂😂
"oh these are gonna pull out memories from my childhood" LMAO 😂😂😂😂
That’s gonna pull out memory’s from my childhood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are for real the funniest person on the entire internet so I started laughing just by the thumbnail....😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
That “I did it!” Got me😂😂😂
He sat all day pulling nose hairs out-- I hope he ordered pizza pizza and bread sticks
*”CUT THE- CRUST OFF”*
-Brandon 2020
0:11
"I'll be ugly I don't care anymore" hilarious who can relate. 😂😂
Floss lasso. A "Flasso" if you will, wouldn't have kept leaving wax up in your medulla obligatory.
"I'll be ugly, I don't care anymore"😂😂😂
I cannot wait to be this first to comment !!! Boy I do love watching you!! Your so funny!! And you girlfriend 😉😉!!
Yay!! A heart from Brandon!!! Made my day! Love your videos!! The 50 cent piece!!!!🤣🤣🤣
I love how when brandon get hurt he yells something different 😂
2:22 thats gonna pull out memories from my childhood 😂
Lol Brandon is the only RUclipsr that I actually am willing to watch him pick his nose hairs and still be entertained. You're hilarious brother
Brandon: why do I does these things in little cesear’s parking lot?
Me: I’m sure they’re wondering that too 😂
Oh God, this is gonna be great. Can't wait to hear your screams of pain 😂
Sending love to you, Gloria and Autumn 💖💖
Lmao
But but, you need those hairs to block out bad things. We are not that safe in Sac County sir lol. But also, I'll still enjoy when I get up for work.
This one is gonna pull out memories from my childhood .... Done🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"Am I doing this right? Maybe later...."
"Oooooowwwww!!!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this man's ability to not swear even in intense and (somewhat) unexpected pain is impressive
“I’m ready to go now” 😂😂😂
HE MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY DAY!!! 🥺❤️❤️
His face when he said “I wouldn’t park here” 💀💀
Already know imma love this videos haha cant wait to see it in the morning
Only if I didn't have school when u premiere it I'll watch it after... I pray for you Brandon... also looooove the video's
Ive watched a lot of funny youtubers but you are the first one to make me laugh this much in the first 10 seconds of the video
"My anxiety is up my nose right now" -Brandon Farris 2020
Brandon: oh that’s way up there that’s gonna pull out childhood memories
I’m dying
“You look like you have two first names” 😂
"Im gonna put you pretty far up there but your gonna come out when I say so. None of this 5 more minutes crap" then by the time can see from my tears streaming out I hear "I wanna go now!"......lost it. Watched it 3 more times to make sure I caught it all....
0:35 “You hurt me!” *he says in the highest pitch achievable by man
0:59
@@BaronTheBarberTv 0:35
@@gabedudas2201are you dumb he said you hurt me at 0:59
Omg he is so funny i watch him when im sad or bored he lightens me up
"I'll be ugly, I don't care anymore... Ow...Im ready to go home now!!"
🤣
Why am I watching this when nose hair freaks me out 😂
Must be love 🤣
Holy cwap...im actually early...thats a first...early and ready to see the pain then...goodluck lmao
That's going to pull out memories of my childhood omg 😂😃😃😂😂
“Dick Chaney OW!!” -Brandon Farris 2020
I just found this guy never had him recommended and im glad i did my favorite RUclipsr lol
7:00 AM is when I wake up for school tomorrow ;-;
I loves you profile pic lol 😆
I wake up at 6am 🤷🏼♀️😂😂 for no reason
I wake up at 5 a.m
Same
Omg he's hilarious..I can't stop laughing ❣️😅
Love your videos, love everything about you, love everything about your queen and I love everything about your beautiful princess
*“Bless that food” and “it looks like you have two first names” is funny 😭💀😂☠️*
Does he reply to early people?? If you see this I want you to know that ilysm and you make me smile so much. I thank you for that ❤️
"I'll be ugly,I don't care anymore"
That's me every single day..and not because of nose hair 😭😂
What Brandon’s reaction should have been
I fear no man
But that
*scares me*
"oh that's going to pull out memories form my childhood" Ha ha ha ha.
imagine you finally see brandon in public and you see him plucking his nose hairs in a little caesar's parking lot
edit: added on
"That's going to pull out memories from my childhood. " 😂
Brandon: yOu hUrt Me!!🥺1:00
Ngl I cant wait but your posting it before I get out of school🥺
"How do women do this?!"
We wax a lot...but not the nose hairs.
“I GOT ONE :O”
five seconds later...
“WE GOT THReeEeEeEE!!! :O :D”
🤣👌🏻✨
I’ll be at school 😢 but I’ll watch when I get gone
Period T same 😭
"Oh, that's gonna pull out memories from my childhood." 😂
My 1st reaction...why is he using a Qtip the end is gunna rip off....
*end rips off and stays in nostril*
Me to my cat: I told you so!
The “I wouldn’t park here” made me laugh the rest of the video
A nose in the hair is worth two in the bush
EaWwW
1:17
“Hey what’s tha- Pain!!”😂😂
The ew at 0:22 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
0:29
I swear this man comes up with the raondomist stuff but I love it 😂