Imagine Gloria comes home one day and Brandon’s passed out on the floor with pads tapped to his face covered in raw egg and bubble wrap with mayonnaise splashed everywhere
Please be careful if any of you try this. It’s very easy to give yourself heatstroke in a bubble wrap.. drink loads of water and take breaks with it off.
Brandon is amazing. He doesn’t beg for likes, he doesn’t beg for subscribers, he doesn’t fake talk, he doesn’t say anything bad to other people, he doesn’t clickbait, he is funny and this is exactly why i am wondering why this guy doesn’t have 10m subs yet-
that's the reason he WOULD survive. nothing is going to eat him like that haha. also, no snake bites, hypothermia, or poison ivy... I think he may be on to something here...
2:30) “ Some of y’all would never survive in the wild and it shows”🤣🤣🤣 Brandon you are literally top 3 one of my favorite you tubers. You are in #2 and Maria is #3 I love you guys y’all have such a cute family!❤️
“You don’t have to be the fastest person, you just have to be quicker than the slowest person and the smoke will eat that person and then be full and not want...you.” - Brandon Farris 2021. 🤣 I love it.
"You dont need to be the fastest person, you just have to be faster then the slowest person, then the smoke will eat that person and won't be hungry for you"
Me: blinks while watching Brandon’s craft videos 1st blink: Room is made of bubble wraps when my eyes open 2nd blink: his pants are gone 3rd blink: Mayo is raining from the ceiling I’m honestly not surprised by anything anymore.
"Turn dababy into *lil shank* " "Lil butt poker" "Now if someone wants to bellybump with me their gonna um...... *die* " Welcome to another episode of Brandon with no context
I can understand the maternity spike shirt. It gets overwhelming when people just think they can touch you and not ask. Like being pregnant gives them full access to your body. Heck that shirts a great idea, someone market it!!.
"Are you too short to have respect come to you naturally?!" 😂😂 God this made me laugh. ...had a shit night at work and came home to this, totally the best part of my day 💜
"JOKES ON YOU TODD, it doubles as a hat" "just pick 'ya up one of these hat stabbies-PAT-IN-PENDING-" "just give him the old 1 2...knives into the chest- thats murder"
I've heard a lot of people will just touch pregnant women's bellies without asking and they are complete strangers sometimes so I support spiky shirts haha
@@aliehs.l They're saying (if I'm understanding correctly) that if they were the pregnant one being "petted" by a stranger, that they would rub the other person's belly back. The good ol' you-made-me-uncomfortable-now-I'll-make-you-uncomfortable.
My wife: "I bet he's thinking about cheating on me" Me: *Remembers that time dying laughing because Imbrandonfarris covered his room in bubble wrap then ran and tripped on a pot and ran into is desk and shelf*
I swear brandon farris is under rated like he's full on hilarious destroys his house in almost every episode makes great content and y'all remember when he spent some time eating tarantulas intell it wasn't funny anymore😂
“You dont have to be the fastest person, you just got to be quicker than the slowest person, the smoke will eat that person, and will be full....and....not...want.........you LMAO
Can you please pin this comment I don’t know why I just never been pinned before
ohmygod it worked
ooo wowie look at you! u got pinned :D
@Lindsey Plumley i guess so
Oh my god this worked thank you this was my first pinned comment ever🥰
Lol
This guy is literally the human embodiment of 'Chaotic Good'
Ahhh an oxymoron that he is
oof some other guy copied you and got more likes and hearts
@@Joshmatt229 ik I seen that lmaoo
Is your profile pic Tsu yu or am i an idiot
Like for yea
@@unidentified7463 No, but I'm gonna change it to tsu 💙💙
“Are you too short for respect to come to you naturally?” Really hit home with that one, Brandon
Facts
“your walking in...dOwNtOwN La??”
*realizes*
“Oh it’s smoke”
I mean with all the forest fires it's accurate 😂😭
Imagine Gloria comes home one day and Brandon’s passed out on the floor with pads tapped to his face covered in raw egg and bubble wrap with mayonnaise splashed everywhere
*sighs* "Again??"
It's just Tuesday🤷♀️
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just imagine that out of 5068 comments and 2 billion youtube occupants I randomly replied to your commet. Lol
What five minute craft shenanigans did this come from?
That. Is a lot of bubble wrap. Gotta try that.
Lol same
*share it with me*
Can i pop it??
I'd have the irresistible urge to jump from a rooftop but not like in a suicidal way just like in an I wanna hear all the popping kind of way yk
Please be careful if any of you try this. It’s very easy to give yourself heatstroke in a bubble wrap.. drink loads of water and take breaks with it off.
Brandon:
“Give him the old one two!”
Also Brandon
“T-That’s murder.”
It's the best way to get away with something lol just say what it id and then go WACHAAA
Lol
Brandon:
“What in the Judas priest baby.”
Quote of 2021
I wanna copy
sCrEe
Jear desus
Nezuko pfp :0
"Octopuses"
"Octopi?"
"...I could go for some pie"
I love this man
I LoVe pumpkin pie 🥧 🤤
Mee too
Octopodes
Brandon is amazing. He doesn’t beg for likes, he doesn’t beg for subscribers, he doesn’t fake talk, he doesn’t say anything bad to other people, he doesn’t clickbait, he is funny and this is exactly why i am wondering why this guy doesn’t have 10m subs yet-
he is just very... not very but SUPER underrated
Me 2
@Turtle Plays this is exactly what i like to hear :)
Brandon Must agree
Best guy I have ever knew on RUclips
Not even 5 seconds in and Brandon already broke something
LMAO! TRUE THO-
tttttttrrrrrrruuuuuuuueeeeee
Bruh
Not even two seconds
If he doesn't break something you know somethings up 🤣
“are you too short that respect doesn’t come to you naturally” i feel attacked 😂
Same😂
Same!!
Me though
same lmaoo
when your in 9th grade and the 6th graders call you short-
“Are you too short for respect to come to you naturally?” 😂
Yep
Just imagine that out of 5068 comments and 2 billion youtube occupants I randomly replied to your commet.
@@Guest59112 Noice
“Lets say I’m wearing ladies underwear”
Brandon you paused there for a *very awkward amount of time*
Uuuuuhhh
Cause he WAS wearing ladies underwear when he got back up. LoL
@@tashanicole8890 he was wearing them before he said that too (right? I think so? Ehh I don’t remember)
@@tashanicole8890 onnn
@@tashanicole8890 ohhh
*Fan blows dust*
Brandon: "Been there."
Me: Yeah he was there just last week with baby powder
LMAO
Haha
True
I laughed so hard when I saw that one
"some of you would not survive in the wilderness, and it shows"
Says the man wrapped in bubble wrap.
he’s very much prepared
that's the reason he WOULD survive. nothing is going to eat him like that haha. also, no snake bites, hypothermia, or poison ivy... I think he may be on to something here...
@@arushik1612 yes but he would also be very warm and could die of heat stoke
@lou davey Stop being a poise
he could go sky diving without a parachute and walk away unscaved
2:30) “ Some of y’all would never survive in the wild and it shows”🤣🤣🤣
Brandon you are literally top 3 one of my favorite you tubers. You are in #2 and Maria is #3 I love you guys y’all have such a cute family!❤️
“Now if someone wants to belly bump with me there’re gonna...d-die”
😂
Yeah but then he laughs... 😂
"boom. now if someone wants to belly bump with me there gunna... d- die."
You copied of someone
@@goldiedooshes7531 what?
1:11
Its just a one, two *thrusts belly* three.... wait thats murder
Carmen?
The fact that he dresses up as a bubble wrap Baymax shows how committed he is to doing these hacks-
2:21 PLSSS THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST PART
"Now if someone wants to belly bump me they're gonna... *die* "
-Brandon Farris 2021
Loved this quote. I was hoping he would say die. :P
“You don’t have to be the fastest person, you just have to be quicker than the slowest person and the smoke will eat that person and then be full and not want...you.” - Brandon Farris 2021. 🤣 I love it.
Lol
@@elizabethafton7331 bruh
Ok like as soon as I saw this comment he started saying that
@@amyemes1968 Nice 😂
"Some of you would not survive in the wild and it shows.......what do hives look like?"
“Wanna hear my baby?” Now THAT is a death sentence. Pun intended.
ABORT mission 😂😂
Lol 😂😂
1:15 TH KNIVES BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
"You dont need to be the fastest person, you just have to be faster then the slowest person, then the smoke will eat that person and won't be hungry for you"
I love it
Idek sparks loves it
Its true
@@rose_demon2821 survival of the fastest???
“wanna hear da baby... and then maybe never again”🤠
Me: blinks while watching Brandon’s craft videos
1st blink: Room is made of bubble wraps when my eyes open
2nd blink: his pants are gone
3rd blink: Mayo is raining from the ceiling
I’m honestly not surprised by anything anymore.
"Joke's on you, Todd, It doubles as a hat!" This dude is chaotic in all the right ways
this man embarasses himself for our entertainment, whadda good guy.
Embarrasses!!?! Nothing embarrassing about this. He’s become stupid and repetitive.
@@shawnasmith3121 you don't have to be rude. If you don't like his videos, then don't watch.
@@shawnasmith3121 rude much?
Hun, if your gonna hate, then why you watching his videos on the first place? 😑
"You wanna hear the baby? And then maybe never again?"
-Brandon, 2021
1st reply lol
2nd reply
@@andrewmullin9154 3d reply
4th reply
-5th Reply-
Girl: “are these shoes made of knives?”
Brandon: “Maybe they are. They were very expensive”
His knife shoes weren’t enough apparently
He's making a whole line of of clothes lol
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THE NOISE IT MADE WHEN HE HONKED HIS HEAD I CANNOT 3:50
“Turn da baby into lil shank”
-Brandon Farris 2021
This guy is hilarious,he don’t get enough recognition for the effort that he puts in these videos
yea :(
I agree, he bubble wrapped his entire room and broke glass on carpet
I never realized how much I needed this guy I have never laughed so much in my life the point he so calm but also mad at some pointsXD
Ya me to
Same 😂🤚🏾
Oh hi cancer I didn’t know you had a RUclips account
@@evyp1560 welcome to america what illness do you want
@@nezukokamado46 mmm how abouttt one that kills me quickly
The effort he puts into these videos... This man really bubble rapped his whole room for our amusement
“Let’s say I wear woman’s underwear”
No one:
Not a soul:
Mother mother starts playing *
I wear women's underwear
Angelgirl.sisterdemon Love I read the first part and also thought of it
i'm wearing ladies underwear*
@@pyrojack8230 same. TWINS!
i was just listening to them im gonna go back and listen now (i'm on a computer and i always have at least 1 YT tab and just one YT music tab)
tips glass on purpose knowing what the outcome will be:
Brandon: *gets scared
"Turn dababy into *lil shank* "
"Lil butt poker"
"Now if someone wants to bellybump with me their gonna um...... *die* "
Welcome to another episode of Brandon with no context
Yes No touch or *Die* :D
😂😂😂😂😂
Wow that is so accurate
"creamed with condiments"
Is Brandon *ever* in context?
Brandon: Covers the whole room in bubble wrap
Me: Lying dead on the floor from laughing too hard
*sees smoke*
Nobody:
Brandon Farris: they must be in downtown LA
I’m dying lol
lmaooo
No one:
Brandon: wraps his entire office in bubble wrap.
ngl, his office needs a lot more than bubble wrap to keep it safe XD
@@sophiaelise8710 probably needs to protect it all in concrete and steel
He needs to after what happens with his homemade hammock and “easier” way to put yo pants on 😂
I don't think he realizes that if he wants to make a mess he can just..go outside 🤣
Nobody:
Brandon Farris: dumps a bowl of liquid on a fan
I never realized how much I need him he is the source of most of my laughter, because is mad but also so calm and chill at the same time.
“Are you to short to have respect come to you naturally?” *cries in small*
Same 😭 😂 😭
Too
am short, can relate
@Wolf Mafia which part-? Because he said the quote
“Ooo there’s a little left” throws it at the fan hahaha
"Boom! Now if someone wants to belly bump with me, they're gonna............die"
😂😂epic
"Let's just say I'm wearing ladies underwear"
*Awkward silence*
"Okay moving on!"
-Brandon Farris February 5th, 2021
The amount of cleaning this man has to do!
fun fact: this is his least messy video
He has a cleaner apparently
@@ContentDeleted10332 rip his cleaner
@@zofia3441 really?
@@calebspurrell2191 yep
“Boom
Now if someone wants to belly bump me they’re gonna- die.”
-Brandon Farris 2021
Then he laughs. 😂
I can understand the maternity spike shirt. It gets overwhelming when people just think they can touch you and not ask. Like being pregnant gives them full access to your body. Heck that shirts a great idea, someone market it!!.
anyone else love that he doesn’t do intros or Outro‘s and just finishes the video randomly
Is no one talking about how he dropped a sheet of glass on his floor?! He is going to bring finding shards of glass everywhere for a very long time.
and its a carpet no less LMFAO
glittery keester shanks
"Are you too short to have respect come to you naturally?!" 😂😂 God this made me laugh. ...had a shit night at work and came home to this, totally the best part of my day 💜
“JOKES ON YOU TODD! IT- DOUBLES AS A HAT”
😂
4:04 That was egg not urine 😌
I said that wrong😓
@@Astronaut662 dont care😹
@ivonnealicea8693 excuse me sir do you happen to be an ipad kid
"Are you too short for respect to come to you naturally?"
I have never been more called out in my entire life XD
Same😂
At 4'10" I can't even tell ya how many times I've had that happen to me! Ugh!
@@kelleywillis3789 same. I’m 4’11” and everyone thinks I’m a 10 year old child lmao
@@callawon229 well, I definitely look too old to be mistaken for a child now, but yes, that did used to be a problem.
Brandon doesnt need 5 minute crafts, 5 minutes crafts need him!
can we just appreciate how many things Brandon broke for the sake of our enjoyment? 👏
Yes
Absolutely u-u
now we just wait until he breaks a bone (jk)
Of course
YES YES YES you have to love Beebs 💜💛🖤
Can we appreciate all the pain/embarrassment he goes through and all the messes he makes just to entertain us
"Boom. now if someone wants to belly-bump with me, then they're gonna....d-die."
copied
@@ptjhnsn how's it copied if their just quoting something he said lol
@@murphy1551 copied from another comment that says the exact same thing
Brandon doesn't know this but he's making everyone's Quarantine better
Sometimes I work so much I forget people are at home 😅
Can we just appreciate this guy doing this for our internment
entertainment? internment is very different lmao i find this hilarious but im not laughing at you im probably just tired lol
internment? am i gaining work experience? i’d love this line of work ngl lol 😂
Entertainment*
@@cheese17740 I don’t think you know what ‘internment’ means
@@katsukibakugou9730 pretty sure they were making a pun/joke
2:15 MICHELLEN MAN
“Wanna hear da baby? Then maybe never again?” BRUH IM DEAD!! BRANDON IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE RUclipsR!!
I am very surprised that he didn't heart this
Brandon: goes to prison
Also Brandon: “don’t worry bout me getting mugged, I learned on how to make a shank in 5 minutes!
"You don't have to be the fastest person. You just gotta be quicker than the slowest person."
*From Brandon, who is covered in bubble wrap.*
and the smoke will eat that person
“And let’s just assume that I’m wearing ladies underwear....(instantly regrets what he said)...anyway,”
“I’m going to touch your baby if it’s the last thing I do.”
*gets stabbed to death*
Brandon says “Some of you would not survive in the woods it shows” also Brandon “U-uh what do hives look like”
I just love how committed he is to the bits
Why is no one talking about how he skipped the pee one. And said... “let’s just assume there was no fire”
"JOKES ON YOU TODD, it doubles as a hat" "just pick 'ya up one of these hat stabbies-PAT-IN-PENDING-" "just give him the old 1 2...knives into the chest- thats murder"
Patent
its patent. patent pending. as in waiting for something to patented
When you see everything wrapped up in bubble wrap you realize how much work he puts into his video's.
The chaos within one video is the reason i subbed.... you are the parts of my brain that try to reasonable but just doesnt listen...
I've heard a lot of people will just touch pregnant women's bellies without asking and they are complete strangers sometimes so I support spiky shirts haha
they do?! geez i never knew, that’s kinda creepy
I've seen that Sh¡t, I'd just say "Oh, what a Cute Food Baby" while I'm rubbing their Belly! 🤣
@@rearea0286 what
@@aliehs.l They're saying (if I'm understanding correctly) that if they were the pregnant one being "petted" by a stranger, that they would rub the other person's belly back. The good ol' you-made-me-uncomfortable-now-I'll-make-you-uncomfortable.
@@fallingspark2258 OH LOL
brandon just made my day better.
a life without brandom is a life without life
My wife: "I bet he's thinking about cheating on me" Me: *Remembers that time dying laughing because Imbrandonfarris covered his room in bubble wrap then ran and tripped on a pot and ran into is desk and shelf*
Dying
I'm still confused about the bubble wrap thing
If wife thinks that about her husband I don't think that's a good wife
*"Ow, Is that a knife in my ear?"*
So many emotions were shared
I swear brandon farris is under rated like he's full on hilarious destroys his house in almost every episode makes great content and y'all remember when he spent some time eating tarantulas intell it wasn't funny anymore😂
It's not his house, it's his working space, and he has people who clean it up.
Intell? You mean, until. You’re welcome.
hes like a funny and good version of jake paul
It will never not be funny
@@Sdt526 how do you know that
Anyone else getting anxiety, thinking he's going to step on a piece of glass still in the carpet?
Now I am 👀🥺🥺🥺
I was worried when he groin jumped the bubble wrap he was going to land on the head shank.
I was like: Doesn't he have a cat and a dog? And the door is open?! Oh god.
I forgot he did that already lol
No but now I do😭
just saying that chair he has....that's like a 200 dollar chair and he's literally stabbing it lol
That wasn’t stabbing, that was shanking.
@@monith9496 YESSSS 😂😂
The effort he puts into these is amazing
Brandon: posts
Serotonin: released
Hotel: trivago
This is Brandon’s world and we’re just living in it
When he covered his room in bubble rap I felt inclined to like
Fave a quote
“I’m unscathed, your move teeth bandit.”
“You dont have to be the fastest person, you just got to be quicker than the slowest person, the smoke will eat that person, and will be full....and....not...want.........you
LMAO
“What in the judice priest baby” 😂
*Judas
"oh yeah, these were my old combat pants" **aggressively throws pelvis into spinning chair**
lol
I love how he didn’t expect the glass shattering
"also, let's say I'm wearing ladies underwear"
**verbatim starts playing**
I was just about to comment on that, nobody has said that but you.
Hello my fellow gays/non cis peeps (or ally’s, I don’t think any homophobes listen to mother mother cuz their stuff is gay as hell-)
YES
i love this
E
Underrated comment
1:34 "give him the old 1 2. Knives into the chest! that murder...." I died!!!!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😁
My last words:
"Is that a knife in my ear" 😂
The only editing this man ever does is putting the video on screen and z o o m i n g i n . And I love it
0:02 the way he jumps gets me every time😂😂
Love how I was watching and waiting for you to post
“Now if someone wants to belly bump with me, then they are gonna uh d-die” - Brandon Farris 2021
3:25 that’s my third grade teacher miss creach
😨