brandon out of context: “or the whole door” “this is the first time ive ever seen a tampon” “it’s like a mini trombone” “oh he didn’t even play it like a trombone” “it’s the ghost of the tampon” “easy, safe, and wiggle friendly” “we’re not making messes, we’re making memories. it’s a little messy.” “im a different breed” “just gonna mix until Jesus comes home. he left to get milk” “fat legs” “it’s like my feet on a trophie” “but with toes” “is this inward dog” “i already feel 5’6” “ “tap tap tap. *tap* TAP”
A grown man playing trombone with a tampon 😂😂I’m so happy it made my day!!!!😜😜I look up to you so much ☺️☺️I hope you have a great day today and tomorrow 😆😁!!!😂🤣
Brandon: "It's like a mini trombone" Me: 😂😂😂 Edit: "It'll get hard eventually...Shut up" Brandon 2021 I love you so much Brandon. Thank you for the laughs and smiles. ❤
You're so right. From the first video I randomly got suggested I was like..." This is fake forces comedy he's doing this on purpose it should NOT be funny". But it was. I always laughed even though it's so forced. He just has this energy. Especially when he talks about his family. Great guy
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A grown man figuring out and playing with tampons literally just made my morning
The way he put it in his mouth 👁️👄👁️
It’s actually the ghost of a sperm
@@elmosbaseman1823 oh yeah how silly of me, ghost of the sperm
Ik
Same but my afternoon, I fell on concrete
“It’s like a mini trombone.”
-Brandon
*Choking intestines*
@@cherrybomb2706 "It's suppose to go inside of me, but not in my mouth!"
@@I_Am_Scp_049 dirty mind go brrrrr
“ **monke noises then chokes** “
hampter
I have really bad depression and Brandon never ceases to make it better... Keep doing what you do, Jear Desus it helps me!!!
"Oh that's warm! What a unique flavor... of temperature."
- Brandon Farris 2021.
Yo mama
Yo mama boi
P@@aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh5548
Are we going to ignore that Brendon just half way swallowed a flipping tampon 👏👏👏👏🤣
Hope there was no blood lol
Yes
Yes we are
No 😂
😂 some of his videos are so funny profile on a toy car
He’s a type of person who’s still positive even though his house literally collapsed
Oh jear desus looks like my house is gone! *slips on drywall*
@@Ilovehamburger005 VERY TRUE
He has a person that goes in there and cleans everything I follow them on tiktok
Wealth does that to ya
Bruno? Is dat u?
"Memories last for a lifetime"
Yes, yes they do....especially in that room.
Fall count:
♾
3 I. Think
00
53637 lmfao
5 maybe 😢
“I am leaving these here!”
10 seconds later: “I am going to sell these”
And whoever buys it also buys the apartment.
Fr
@@notrelatedbyblood7957 yes
“Easy, safe, and 𝘸𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦 friendly.”
-Brandon Farris 2021
I read that EXACTLY while he just said it
@@Talianeh2257 YOOO ME TOO
No one:
Brandon: *giving himself a concussions for comedic purposes*
a concussions
a concussion.. *s*
Brandon’s the type of person to see a mold of his feet and ask, “Is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer
“It’s like a mini trombone!”
*proceeds to choke on a tampon* 😂
Bro
That went from 0 to 10 real fast
Yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@rockster9618 what?
@@rockster9618 what
“It’s been 30 years I’ve given up-“
I feel you Brandon.. I feel you.
I like to think that Brandon is secretly a time traveler, and after every video he reverts time back to when his room has clean.XD
"we're not creating a mess..."
we're creating ✨memories✨.
"and a little bit of a mess"
-every art teacher ever-
"And a little bit of a mess"
"Is this an inword dog?"
lol
I like how Brandon glued his stuff to his shelf lmfao
He kept knocking the selves over 😂
@@flowerchild2562 I think they meant in the beginning. Look closely when Brandon’s knocking the shelf over. Notice how nothing’s falling off.
@@joeyvoninander7078 yea that what they meant..?
@@miyutakashi I don’t know, it’s pretty late for me and I’m tired lmfao (it’s 2:00 AM here in the UK)
Hehe 69 likes
0:02 he just YEETED XD
“We’re not creating a mess we’re creating memories- a little bit of a mess”
Brandon 2021
That's everyday with a 2 year old.
The video just started and Brandon is already giving himself a headache and concussion
So ture
Isn't that every video
That’s me every day
@@julia-nk9ov breaking*
Like literally the way it threw him cross the room
Nothin' like startin' off with a bad mornin' and seein' THIS on ur recommended 😂😂😂. You my friend have a new follower!
" where do I even PUT you guys!?!"
- Brandon to his own feet
Since no one has said it yet
R.I.P to the lamp who gets stomped on almost every video
No one likes the lamp /j
R.I.P lamp lol
R.I.P😞
And his shelfs
“I’m gonna mix till Jesus comes home, he went to get milk”
-Brandon
“We’re gonna mix until Jesus comes home. He went to get milk” 🤣🤣
well this looks about like milk🤣
"😂Jesus couldve just stayed here"
@@chloebees- 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
BAHAHAH
“Yea, If You Take The Doornob Off-“
“Or The Whole Door-“
I did it already
i literally rewatch the 5 min crafts and google translate playlists so many times and still makes me laugh
Same😭
Can we just appreciate Brandon that he always makes a mess in his room and his kitchen and makes us laugh
Idk
@@Marcus19oo4 what you meant to say was yes😌
@@I_like_trees260 probably not
And has a kid now
@@lolbrb8697 exactly
Brandon : a grown man
Also Brandon: plays with tampon while being crushed by a door
Lol
"its the ghost of the tampon" - brandon
Rip Kelly
The tampon is being crushed by the door😂
Also him after that: *proceeds to insert a screwdriver into hi-*
I love is videos I have depression and anxiety and when I’m feeling down I come and watch his vids and it makes me feel so much better
"Your supposed to go inside me not my mouth" THAT HAD MY DIRTY MIND GO OFF-
your pfp is so cute! non binary cult wya
Is your mind really that dirty ? Tampons are supposed to go inside people.
@@ToastedPup I don't use tampons so-
@@imthat1_bliss270 thank you!
@@imthat1_bliss270 not me being the complete opposite of non binary using all gender pronouns-
“ITS LIKE A MINI TROMBONE”….omg 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣
"Its been 30 years ive given up"
Ooo felt that.
Not even a minute in and I’m already laughing
Me too im literally choking on water 💀
ikr
same
me to
His videos are quick and easy, like me
" im a little grossed out but also the most proud I've ever been"
Legit every mother after they give birth.
omg facts lol
@Mila Charlotte little bit of a mess haha
@Willow Grace little bit of a mess haha
Oh god help me 🤣
0:20 i heard that fart brandon.
Can’t we just appreciate the facts he ruined his entire room for us
Again.
I wonder how long it takes to clean everytime
@@bee-se4hu He has a cleaning lady he pays incredibly well apparently.
Yeah, I wonder how many times he has had to change his carpet because of his career
Hai
PLEASE- I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN BRANDON WAS PLAYING THE "trombone" LOL 💀
SAME I WAS LIKE "NOoooOohOooohOoo!"
Omg I’ve watched this so much and just now noticed when he’s in the bathroom he has the lamp in the tub😂
“It’s the ghost of the tampon wooooo” 😂😂😂😂 Brandon I can’t stop laughing
He is the best
When you try to break the handle off but you Rip the whole door off.
1:07 so we are just not going to mind the fact that... Whatever that is, in his bathtub?
“We just gotta mix until Jesus comes home… he went to get the milk”
-Brandon Farris 2021
That mean he ain't coming back and he knows it 😂
The fact I read this comment while he said it 😂
Desus *
@@JokesterAryann The Bible says He's coming back, so He's coming back, friend! Have a blessed one! :)
@@bpigman1129 the bible was literally written Years ago AND Ppl have Re written it! HE'S FUCKING DEAD- THERE IS NO COMING BACK!
I’m dying rn “ it’s like a mini trombone” 😂😂😂
Same 🤣🤣🤣
And the thing is I play the trombone
@@monito754 cool
@@monito754 same
@@monito754 dam thats y i play flute🤣🤣
4:37 a Million Dollar Baby that box🤣
I love how he baby proofed his cabinets....
We still don't know if it's for him or his baby tho 😂😂
its for him 100%
He has a baby?
@@flambosgaming8272 yep it’s on his girlfriends channel and in google translate make a birthday cake
@@just_krista138 oooooo ok thanks for letting me know
"If the bed is shaking.. Don't come in IM BUSY."
😂😂😂
4:32 I can’t stop replaying this part and laughing so hard 😂 Brandon at this part: AaaAaAaAaAaAa. I just can’t 😂
ive replayed it like 30 times 😂😂
“Gonna mix until Jesus gets home.. he went to get milk”
Imagine he did tho LMAO
I simp btw
@@Im_Marcy_Wu waa
@bakubee no
@@Im_Marcy_Wu no one asked
brandon out of context:
“or the whole door”
“this is the first time ive ever seen a tampon”
“it’s like a mini trombone”
“oh he didn’t even play it like a trombone”
“it’s the ghost of the tampon”
“easy, safe, and wiggle friendly”
“we’re not making messes, we’re making memories. it’s a little messy.”
“im a different breed”
“just gonna mix until Jesus comes home. he left to get milk”
“fat legs”
“it’s like my feet on a trophie”
“but with toes”
“is this inward dog”
“i already feel 5’6” “
“tap tap tap. *tap* TAP”
"Equal rights, equal heights"
Another one:
"What a unique flavor, of temperature!"
“Like my feet on a trophy”
And “wHoOp”
But the thing with Brandon is, context doenst make it better
A grown man playing trombone with a tampon 😂😂I’m so happy it made my day!!!!😜😜I look up to you so much ☺️☺️I hope you have a great day today and tomorrow 😆😁!!!😂🤣
“You’re supposed to go inside me not inside my mouth!”
“It’s the ghost of the tampon or sperm!”
- Brandon 2021
Lol 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now every time I see a tampon I’m gonna think it’s a mini ghost 🤣🤣🤣
@@indiacolley or sperm
…..what?
Brandon: "It's like a mini trombone"
Me: 😂😂😂
Edit: "It'll get hard eventually...Shut up"
Brandon 2021
I love you so much Brandon. Thank you for the laughs and smiles. ❤
i second that 💜
@@evneedsrest1023 I third that 💜
Chain⬇️
What is that edit
@@spacemarine935 you ruined it,
Anyways, I fourth that 💜
@@laundromatt3129 I fifth that 💜
Brandon flying halfway across his room:
*Owweee*
Me:
**dies of crying**
Never have I ever seen someone choke on a f#&$ tampon like he did, I'm dying lmfao.
XD
Someone make a shirt that says “equal rights equal heights” 😂
Lmao
I will buy that
Me a 5'7/5'8 11 year old- well I mean-
@@abigailsellers2712meh too
370 like even
Are we not going to talking about how he fell in the beginning? That was the funniest thing I've seen all day.
Brandon never fails to make us laugh even if it’s on purpose or not 😂
Facts
It’s true th
Tho*
You're so right. From the first video I randomly got suggested I was like..." This is fake forces comedy he's doing this on purpose it should NOT be funny". But it was. I always laughed even though it's so forced. He just has this energy. Especially when he talks about his family. Great guy
Uuummmmm
“Your supposed to go inside of my just not in my mouth” I freaking love that
"i'm gonna mix this till jesus comes home, he went to get milk" 😂
“Wiggle it around, it’s hard.... “ **brandon: 👁👄👁**
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🎈
“What a unique flavor of temperature!”
-Brandon Farris
Oh man more 5 minute crafts. These make my day
Same
Same
Same
“We’re not creating a mess, we’re creating memories”
-Brandon F. 2021
bruh y does that sound like dhar man tho 😂😂😂😂😂
@@emmac8726 stop wait- that could be a whole lesson…. sHy iS a sUpErPoWeR
3:22 aliens?amongus? Coincidence,I THINK NOT!!!!
Why is it funny watching Brandon play with tampons 😂😂
Edit: thank y’all for all the likes, I-
The door attacking him at the same time might have something to do with it, you see he must get it all out before HE has to get out. To avoid the door
I don't know but it really
To his credit my first time too
Yes
Ikr
"You're supposed to go inside me"
No brandon. They're just not XD
If your female- then yes
If your male.. just no please don’t
@@goose7928 ye. Thats what im saying cuz brandon is male and so it just made a laugh
@@hp2385 Oki Doki
@@goose7928 LiTeRaTuRe ClUb
*Sorry I had to* 😭
@@goose7928 what about trans people
"It's the gost of the tampon uHuHuH"
I can't😩😂
10 seconds later... *him thinking: maybe I can still use this-**
“Proceeds to mix with broom” “oh I think I broke it…I’m a deferent breed”
1:27 if you're bouncing a baby like that, you apparently don't need to be parents! That kid gonna have some kinda hellish brain damage!!
bro i love his videos so much they make my day and they got me out of depression
4:30 "Aaãããæ" I'm happy
I LOVE YOUR VIDS BRANDON ESPECIALLY THESE ONES THERE HILARIOUS
I LOVE THEM TOO
Just him yelling "JENNY" made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣
0:34 you accidentally rip your door handle off- OR THE HOLE DOOR
More like "When you accidentally rip your door off"
This man- is brilliant and for 1 reason only-
He can make 4-16 minute videos and keep my short attention span a** able to watch it. Like what wizardry
"You accidentaly break the door handle off-"
*ENTIRE DOOR COMES CRASHING DOWN*
0:41 When he shook the tampons out of the box that shit made me laugh so hard for some reason.
You generally make me so happy every time I see your videos
“Memories last for a life time, but these legs won’t- well that’s warm.”
IM WHEEEZING NOT EVEN A FULL 2 minutes in🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brandon is so chaotic, he had to stick things onto his shelves...
0:43 *embarrassed girl noise*
“You’re supposed to go inside of me, but not my mouth”
This is the first episode of his I got recommended but I love it already. Subscribed!
One of my favorites is when Google translate helped him make a thanksgiving day meal lollll
Fairly new subscriber too 🤣 welcome
I watch your videos everyday and always laugh to the point I can’t breathe
"room rumpus"
"ah solo room rump-"
"oh you have a baby i have a baby, i dont do that with it though
-brandon farris 2021
Whenever I get hurt I am now going to say "Oh Jenny" 🤣
Not even 5 seconds in and I'm loving it.
" It's like a mini trombone BOOP" - Brandon Farris
Brandon: *Puts tampon in mouth*
Brandon 5sec later: Oh so don’t put them in your mouth.
Me on my period: *gags* yeah no don’t do that
i’m on my period too 😬 yeah don’t do that brandon
Omg im on mime too😂😂
Can we just talk about how this guy gives everybody a laugh when they need it most
0:08 wait did he nail all his things in his shelves for the amount of times he’s knocked them over for our amusement?
Ah Velcro gotcha
"It's like a mini-trombone."
As a former trombonist..... I laughed entirely too hard at that joke. 🤣🤣
3:01: noooooo not jesus! Desus!
“I’m more of a tuba player anyway”
Me: It’s a great day to be a tuba player 😌
1:21 I didn't think to see the devil's tango and then be duped in the span of like 5 seconds
I love the fact that he is a grown man, and in every video, he'll figure out how to hurt himself or play with toys 😂
I dont know why but I enjoy seeing people suffer it just brightens my day.
All hacks that Brandon do are life changing but every time he seems to get a bit injured 😂
Lmao best dude on youtube
@@datgaydangernoodle1315 no doubt about it