STORYTIME Get Me Tf Out of here Asap

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @kamarikyree
    @kamarikyree 2 месяца назад +215

    this dude has truly lost his mind 😂 trying to go through your phone and accuse you of hiding stuff as if he knows you is wild

  • @MissAriaNielle
    @MissAriaNielle 2 месяца назад +457

    “ nvm girl put the uggs back on “ took me outtttt 😭

  • @thereallifetyti
    @thereallifetyti 2 месяца назад +799

    stank face card must’ve been tea causee girrlll the way you be describing that stench & ppl STILL wanted some is diabolical 😭😭😭

    • @AvantGarbs
      @AvantGarbs 2 месяца назад

      Girl n!ggas don’t be caring at all lol 😂

    • @KerraMason
      @KerraMason 2 месяца назад +83

      That's what I'm wondering

    • @brandygee9954
      @brandygee9954 2 месяца назад +243

      @thereallifetyti Men are just down right nasty anyhow.

    • @ariii121
      @ariii121 2 месяца назад

      Man 🥷🏾 will hunch a skunk if it let them

    • @_KayBee_
      @_KayBee_ 2 месяца назад

      It don’t even matter if her face was tea, nignugs will pipe anything.

  • @d.floydd
    @d.floydd 2 месяца назад +349

    It's super unethical to subject someone to a kink without their consent! Your friend really cared more about men than about you. They're weird.

    • @staciadanielle3946
      @staciadanielle3946 2 месяца назад +12

      Right

    • @jasmineisamazinqq
      @jasmineisamazinqq 2 месяца назад +5

      Seriously

    • @twila.17
      @twila.17 Месяц назад +5

      not only is it unethical, this was literally illegal. 😕

    • @laketac
      @laketac Месяц назад +1

      I be sittin here askin "Why her friends so weird?" But I'm glad she cut ties - these h*es is a PROBLEM!

    • @d.floydd
      @d.floydd Месяц назад

      @twila.17 yep, it either s harassment or s assault. I mean, she did NOT consent. And why would anyone want to do something with or in front of someone who doesn't consent? Weird af.

  • @risktaker00b
    @risktaker00b 2 месяца назад +304

    “Symone just drive off” 😂😂😂😂

  • @alientingz7733
    @alientingz7733 2 месяца назад +267

    HE SNIFFED HIS HANDS, SMELT THAT CRAP, AND WAS STILL TRYING TO CONTINUE!?!! OH HECK NAHHHHH

    • @brandygee9954
      @brandygee9954 2 месяца назад +10

      🤢😭

    • @lalaanderson9204
      @lalaanderson9204 2 месяца назад

      Right like symone had said niggas was playing with a whole fish market

    • @jaydacarson4300
      @jaydacarson4300 2 месяца назад +18

      Men don’t care lmaoo 😂

    • @charporter6943
      @charporter6943 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jaydacarson4300Only Nasty Men Deal With Nasty Females.

  • @love_babidoll
    @love_babidoll 2 месяца назад +228

    The fact that he the the sniff finger check 😂and knew she funky tells a lot about him 😂😂

  • @TBURBERRY
    @TBURBERRY 2 месяца назад +66

    I don't know why the "just drive off" has me so weak 😭 it really be like that.

  • @user-taylor.123
    @user-taylor.123 2 месяца назад +83

    😂😂😂 leaving they underwear at the door is soo crazy and the fact that you smell ts as soon as you walk in is crazy 😂😂😂

  • @trinitynewberry-u9l
    @trinitynewberry-u9l 2 месяца назад +82

    “ I would’ve watched the baby in the car “ has me hollering 😭😭

  • @Prinssella
    @Prinssella 2 месяца назад +212

    She wanted to bring her BABY?! 🥲🤣

    • @giavonn222
      @giavonn222 2 месяца назад +30

      like imagine the baby being in that apt w/ all the weed smoke and sex in the open??? omg

    • @Prinssella
      @Prinssella 2 месяца назад

      @@giavonn222 and a n*gga with a public s*x kink like what??

  • @toriyt2714
    @toriyt2714 2 месяца назад +42

    Symone getting pissed off all over again 😂

  • @Tiramysuu
    @Tiramysuu 2 месяца назад +350

    I stay clicking off other storytimes for Symone's. 😂😂

    • @DesiRoxxHard
      @DesiRoxxHard 2 месяца назад +9

      I just did the same 😂

    • @iamandriaa
      @iamandriaa 2 месяца назад +7

      Everryyyytime 😂😂😂

    • @keriganle4539
      @keriganle4539 2 месяца назад +4

      Deadass🤣

    • @shadyzbabii420
      @shadyzbabii420 2 месяца назад +6

      Do you watch anyone thats almost as good as her? Because im running out of her stories 😂

    • @Imgonnatryfool
      @Imgonnatryfool 2 месяца назад +9

      I just left Symone for Symone😅

  • @OpulentTee
    @OpulentTee 2 месяца назад +48

    It’s the draws at the door for me 😫🤣

  • @Moochistrawberry7021
    @Moochistrawberry7021 2 месяца назад +127

    The way I would've left her...

    • @Elisha_Shadae
      @Elisha_Shadae 2 месяца назад +55

      I swear & I felt conflicted because like you don’t want her to be assaulted but at the same time why put me in these situations when yk I don’t get down like that…

    • @sheiswright6349
      @sheiswright6349 2 месяца назад +11

      I would have been in the car or some… eww😂f that

    • @ClassE-Therapy
      @ClassE-Therapy Месяц назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @COURTNEYVCK
    @COURTNEYVCK 2 месяца назад +49

    “Ya already got a hotpot down there”😂

  • @Giftedtreasure
    @Giftedtreasure 2 месяца назад +51

    Uggh that's why she running around smelling like "Under the Sea" 🤣🤣 And she didn't wash that octopus or nothing, just handing out treats! Yuck😂😂 Hey Symone, auntie love the storytimes!

  • @vibewithnaj3040
    @vibewithnaj3040 2 месяца назад +84

    Now stank know she was wrong from the mall situation and the link 😩😭

    • @keniahbaldwin1442
      @keniahbaldwin1442 2 месяца назад +5

      im at the mall part and she’s killing me😂

    • @vibewithnaj3040
      @vibewithnaj3040 2 месяца назад +5

      @ girlll you should’ve seen my face when Symone said stank didn’t have underwear on 😂

  • @abigailsandoval2632
    @abigailsandoval2632 2 месяца назад +12

    Symone just be saying “just kidding” for the sensitive peeps in the back 😂

  • @SxdHxrmony
    @SxdHxrmony 2 месяца назад +32

    4:20 that was the most defeated/disappointed “tell me whyy” i ever heard from you 😭

  • @sanaarouser9444
    @sanaarouser9444 2 месяца назад +85

    Bro you explaining now that dude was acting towards you pissed me off just listening to you explain it 🤣

  • @MinaM93067
    @MinaM93067 2 месяца назад +38

    Can we get the story of you talking to the Muslim dude from new York who was sending you money and wanted you to be in a poly? 😂❤
    I think this is my new favorite story too 😂😭

  • @kenyadaht77
    @kenyadaht77 2 месяца назад +34

    Not the drawls at the door 😂

  • @Whistlesonthewind
    @Whistlesonthewind 2 месяца назад +27

    Symone starts talking with her nails when she’s irritated. Lol Relatable. 😂

  • @westlahunnitspokedana.b5252
    @westlahunnitspokedana.b5252 2 месяца назад +29

    “ & yo bed smell like pee” lmfaooooooooooooo😂😂😂

  • @rashidareeves78
    @rashidareeves78 2 месяца назад +42

    🤣13:18 “Put your feet away “!

  • @inmyownheadspace49
    @inmyownheadspace49 2 месяца назад +15

    This video has me dying 🤣🤣🤣 stank was on that bs she really did put you in a situation where you could’ve been fighting for your life! She knew what type of time he was on. That dude arguing with you was really living in delulu land and that taking the drawers off at the door and leaving them there is nasty, crazy work 🤢 #happyearlybirthday and we definitely need more stank stories lol

  • @teuse8931
    @teuse8931 2 месяца назад +27

    The Mail Lady has DELIVERED!🎉

  • @AmarisMoore-fk2nv
    @AmarisMoore-fk2nv 2 месяца назад +5

    29:52 I wouldn’t asked him like “are we role playing or something “?😂

  • @laraebonn
    @laraebonn 2 месяца назад +6

    I once worked in retail. When people do clothes like that it becomes lost prevention/damaged goods. They can’t resell that stuff.

  • @justlovevee
    @justlovevee 2 месяца назад +30

    she call you a big foot whattt😭😭

  • @3nvyme222
    @3nvyme222 2 месяца назад +8

    the way she care about getting some of that good good more instead of her own friend and there safety is crazyy

  • @rashidareeves78
    @rashidareeves78 2 месяца назад +93

    I love your hair. I’m actually not sure what you’re talking about. It looks like it’s YOURS from your scalp and it looks healthy af!

    • @LifewithSymone
      @LifewithSymone  2 месяца назад +35

      Thank you It is mine lol. My press just oily

    • @iidava2220
      @iidava2220 2 месяца назад +9

      @@LifewithSymonegirl I done see a fro wit virgin hair at the bottom YOU ARE FINE 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @keishawnamuhammad3391
      @keishawnamuhammad3391 2 месяца назад +1

      @@LifewithSymone you could always use a bit of dry shampoo to get rid of the excess oil

    • @LifewithSymone
      @LifewithSymone  Месяц назад

      @ Thank you

    • @LifewithSymone
      @LifewithSymone  Месяц назад

      @@iidava2220 😂😂😂

  • @Anna-vl2ni
    @Anna-vl2ni 2 месяца назад +3

    She mad about her own bad decisions. Talking about “yall wanna be under some 🥷🏻” clearly SHE been under ninjas 😂

  • @lordhavemerci2
    @lordhavemerci2 2 месяца назад +4

    Dam she is wild , and was very childish, you were very protective of her, to actually stick around and put torsos through that because of her choices. I’m glad you’ve lived and you’ve learned to do so much better. Proud of your growth, you are very relatable

  • @ivorisymone
    @ivorisymone 2 месяца назад +19

    stank is crazy as hell. im not supporting a “kink” at my friends expense.

  • @aliciamai1994
    @aliciamai1994 Месяц назад +4

    The way I rolled my eyes at the imaginary camera .. when you said she said SHORTS WITH THE UGGS .
    LMAO

  • @censoryoursenses
    @censoryoursenses 2 месяца назад +23

    Mannn your memory recollection and details is on a bean. You just remind me how I hate arguing with women. Lose lose situation 😅😂

  • @essyaisha
    @essyaisha Месяц назад +3

    13:23 lmfaoooo she was just mad bc she felt you was talking about her. 😭

  • @sariahslifeee
    @sariahslifeee 2 месяца назад +25

    Omg just what we needed on this crazy day😭

  • @xo_babymo
    @xo_babymo 2 месяца назад +6

    SYMONEEEEEEEEE I was screaming the entire 47 minutes and 31 seconds. You are hilarious girl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaynielynn3853
    @jaynielynn3853 2 месяца назад +7

    girl you are putting in THE WORK to give us the storytimes 😭 thank you for blessing us queen 💜

  • @theedonnyy
    @theedonnyy 2 месяца назад +6

    Not it smelled like everybody took they drawls off at the door symone I’m crineeee tearsssss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love you yo

  • @Heaven.Spikes
    @Heaven.Spikes 2 месяца назад +6

    "Playing with a fish market" 🤣😁🤣

  • @510heart510
    @510heart510 2 месяца назад +12

    I feel like Stank & Toxic the same person lol

    • @LifewithSymone
      @LifewithSymone  Месяц назад +15

      @@510heart510 no lol but they fought 😂

    • @Danyellels
      @Danyellels Месяц назад +6

      ​@@LifewithSymone
      Hell did u tell that story 😂😂😂 cuz if not I need it

    • @alientingz7733
      @alientingz7733 6 дней назад

      @@LifewithSymoneWE NEED THE TEAAAAA 😂

  • @dancinglamppost3308
    @dancinglamppost3308 2 месяца назад +9

    You going back and forth with stank when picking out her outfit reminds me of a mom and a badass little kid who wants to choose what they wants to wear for school

  • @manicpixiedreamcurls
    @manicpixiedreamcurls 2 месяца назад +5

    7:00 girl same lmaoooo not sure if it’s the “ocd” tendencies i have (pretty sure i have ocd tbf) or having worked in retail previously but i have to remind myself “you don’t work here” 😭😭😭 even when i see products in the wrong spots i put them back in the right place… no wonder customers come up to me asking me for stuff LOL 🤦‍♀️

  • @Dee2flyyyyy
    @Dee2flyyyyy 2 месяца назад +7

    She always looks so pretty😍

  • @butilovemyself215
    @butilovemyself215 Месяц назад +1

    HBD Mail Lady 💝

  • @fantasiafields212
    @fantasiafields212 2 месяца назад +33

    Also we still need the story about when you fought Monica for rat

    • @cozyhobbies_
      @cozyhobbies_ 2 месяца назад

      Who was Monica again)?

    • @Harlenq
      @Harlenq 2 месяца назад +15

      Nah nah we need the one in woods with the ritual going on 😂😂

    • @fantasiafields212
      @fantasiafields212 2 месяца назад +5

      @@cozyhobbies_i can’t remember if that was the exact name but she rat friend that was w them the night they were riding around w crazy when he was being weird and pulled up to the hood and messy was there she said she had fought that girl behind rat

    • @fantasiafields212
      @fantasiafields212 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Harlenqthat too fr 😂

    • @cozyhobbies_
      @cozyhobbies_ 2 месяца назад +1

      @ thank you ❤️

  • @rachellejilet1137
    @rachellejilet1137 2 месяца назад +6

    All out in the open is crazy

  • @taylerdent3733
    @taylerdent3733 2 месяца назад +13

    The fact that they’re doing it and you’re in the background “stank for real” 😂 I’m sorry. I know it’s not funny but I would’ve left out I’m sorry

    • @ksgnation
      @ksgnation 2 месяца назад +1

      No frrr!! I’m crying rn I would’ve thrown up and ran ouuutttt😭😭😭😭😭

  • @georginacampbell260
    @georginacampbell260 2 месяца назад +4

    This story was so crazy I watched it a second time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @destinycuff1606
    @destinycuff1606 2 месяца назад +5

    Symone just drive off 🤣🤣

  • @SxdHxrmony
    @SxdHxrmony 2 месяца назад +8

    we’re getting all these uploads right after vlogtober?? 🤩 girl THANK YOU

  • @TonyellevilleTemple
    @TonyellevilleTemple 2 месяца назад +17

    This is a fight 😩 I’d be so fcking mad

  • @kayjnai
    @kayjnai 2 месяца назад +13

    SYMONEEEEEEEEE in my nail psycho voice ! girllllll you beennnn on it, i loveeeeee you!!!!

  • @TayaMonaee
    @TayaMonaee 2 месяца назад +3

    been rewatching your storytimes all day then this popped up. love youuuuu🩷🩷🩷

  • @shaybuttah84
    @shaybuttah84 2 месяца назад +2

    Girl this story has me so weak 🤣 🤣🤣🤣

  • @miraclebolton4749
    @miraclebolton4749 2 месяца назад +5

    She definitely put you in a bad situation that was messed up and his friends are very weird they definitely have something going on

  • @vanesamartinez.
    @vanesamartinez. 28 дней назад +1

    "My name whatever tf" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aimayadrummond
    @aimayadrummond 2 месяца назад +3

    I fr can’t listen to no other storytimes anymore I only listen to you😂

  • @pimppinkyy
    @pimppinkyy 2 месяца назад +2

    Syyyymmooonnee!!! Thank you for making this training bearable. We love you ❤️

  • @santera30
    @santera30 Месяц назад +3

    The way I would have left my friend

  • @ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6
    @ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6 2 месяца назад +28

    Having kinks at that age is wild . Definitely screams trauma & assault growing up 💯💯

  • @miarain03
    @miarain03 2 месяца назад +1

    this is your funniest story time i been cracking up since this video started 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @de.xiety0390
    @de.xiety0390 2 месяца назад +3

    I’m 13 minutes in, driving home and dying laughing at every word 😭😭 Love you Symone!!

  • @danireese85
    @danireese85 2 месяца назад +2

    Symone has one liners for days 😂

  • @ClassE-Therapy
    @ClassE-Therapy Месяц назад

    This video had me cracking up... from the "drive off" to that guy who doesn't know you pressing you about your phone!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @istayinpa8222
    @istayinpa8222 Месяц назад

    Not "having joy in her eyes"😂😂😂 I kno u was ready to go frfr😂😂😂

  • @angeliquegonzales3950
    @angeliquegonzales3950 2 месяца назад +1

    girl tell me why i binged too much and watched all your story times, needed this 💁🏻‍♀️

  • @phasinator2918
    @phasinator2918 2 месяца назад +1

    "Million Man March"😂😂😂

  • @pastelpastry
    @pastelpastry 2 месяца назад +3

    Symone, the way you gave me creasing at this storytime 🤣🤣🤣
    I aint never seen you pissed off like this. This storytime was making relive the hell Stank brought you 😂

  • @Prettykitty111
    @Prettykitty111 Месяц назад +1

    Omg the homegirl probably knew and the fact she was really serious about bringing her baby was trifling!!!!

  • @cozyhobbies_
    @cozyhobbies_ 2 месяца назад +47

    7 mins uploaded ago and already 42 comments !! We’re all lurking online waiting for symone to post 😅😂😂

    • @KBlair982
      @KBlair982 2 месяца назад +1

      And is!😂 I’m on my honeymoon it’s 3am I couldn’t wait for him to fall asleep! I’m in the tub blowing one laughing my butt off. We love you symoneeeeeeeee😂😂😂

    • @cozyhobbies_
      @cozyhobbies_ 2 месяца назад +2

      @ 😂😂😂😭crying at this !!!! Congratulations too ❤️❤️

    • @KBlair982
      @KBlair982 2 месяца назад

      @@cozyhobbies_ thanks 😊 ❤️

    • @charporter6943
      @charporter6943 2 месяца назад

      ​@@KBlair982😂 Wow, Girl What I hope you're lying? On your 'Honeymoon' but more excited about a RUclips video (that's not even about CHRIST JESUS, or How to be a Good Wife, but just for Entertainment) instead of being Excited About Being with and Growing with Your Husband...😮 that's Diabolical as Hell. I Pray You Start Being More Attentive and Appreciative of Your Husband...LORD GOD YAH ALMIGHTY Have Mercy!🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @KBlair982
      @KBlair982 Месяц назад

      @@charporter6943 it’s always a negative person with some dumb shit to say. Girl bye! Who tf said I was more excited than being with my husband?! I said I couldn’t wait for him to go to sleep. I put him to sleep and now having a moment with myself listening to her. You sound real dumb and mad bookie! Just cause I’m married don’t mean I can’t have time to myself.

  • @kyah62
    @kyah62 2 месяца назад +1

    This storytime is so chaotic 😭😭😭 it made me laugh harder cause Symone was talking soooo fast

  • @shelocsher2396
    @shelocsher2396 Месяц назад

    I’m crying laughing at ol girl in the alley with her baby, missing baby daddy and y’all peeling off with them standing there 🤣🤣🤣

  • @valeriegarcia7814
    @valeriegarcia7814 Месяц назад

    My niece makes the funniest faces when she hears me listening to your story times 🤣🤣 especially the nicknames 💜 looking beautiful as always Moni

  • @Kekebayybayy
    @Kekebayybayy 2 месяца назад +1

    This whole story has me in tears 😂😂😂😂

  • @lyzwhiz
    @lyzwhiz 2 месяца назад +2

    😂 one of my favorite stories now I can’t with this girl 🙏

  • @AspynMami22
    @AspynMami22 2 месяца назад

    I ammmm dyinggggg 🤣🤣🤣 “just put the Uggs back on” 💀💀💀💀 Symone you have to be stopped 😅😅😅😅😅 I just know you’re the funny one in the group 😂

  • @lluvguap1
    @lluvguap1 Месяц назад +1

    playing with a fish market😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ivieorobor9448
    @ivieorobor9448 2 месяца назад +4

    not the uggs leaninggg I’m cryinggg😭😭😭😭

  • @Brittany8864-b6n
    @Brittany8864-b6n 2 месяца назад +1

    You are literally one of the funniest ppl

  • @mscdb424
    @mscdb424 Месяц назад +1

    Stank gotta also be rat.. ain’t no way Symone knew more than one biihh that was that raggedy 😂😂

  • @KieraLuvyoutube
    @KieraLuvyoutube Месяц назад

    I wish we could send voice memos on here. I’m at work, rolling, dying, laughing at you, bro when you told her to put her feet back in, oh my God.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lakeshabush108
    @lakeshabush108 2 месяца назад +4

    Lmmfaoooo...PUT YO FEET AWAY TOOK ME OUT!!!!

  • @markieenikee6203
    @markieenikee6203 Месяц назад +1

    Yeah that’s nasty && the fact that he made a face when he pulled his fingers out took me tf out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OhhThatSarah
    @OhhThatSarah 2 месяца назад +7

    0:56 and do 😂😂😂😂

  • @jasmineisamazinqq
    @jasmineisamazinqq 2 месяца назад +1

    Them stories about her get funky & wild lmfaooooo 😭😂😂😂😂

  • @Jazz-zy2rj
    @Jazz-zy2rj 2 месяца назад +2

    I was re-watching an old video and you were in the middle of yelling “Alyssa, shut the 🤬 up!” when I saw you posted this. I’m gon go back and finish after this bc I was really dying laughing 😂😂

    • @simone10214
      @simone10214 2 месяца назад +3

      Oh that's good, cause we are thinking "Alyssa" was the other name she gave Stank.😂😂😂

  • @salimaXinfinity
    @salimaXinfinity 2 месяца назад +3

    God is Good it's another day for a story timeeeeee😊

  • @itsstef-z5t
    @itsstef-z5t 2 месяца назад +6

    I found one video randomly a couple months ago ago and now I’m hooked 💗 just wait till I’m 18 I’m coming to your events

  • @shanerose6827
    @shanerose6827 Месяц назад

    “Choo choo ya girl'” 😂😂I screamed out

  • @shanerose6827
    @shanerose6827 Месяц назад

    “Symone chill I’m not tripping”, is very much crazy work. To also force your friend in a wild situation like this is insane 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @ciara-elainefranklin5923
    @ciara-elainefranklin5923 2 месяца назад +1

    She wanted yall to say yall was gon stay and hang with her🤣🤣

  • @TALEEYAUNFILTERED
    @TALEEYAUNFILTERED 2 месяца назад

    your literally the only youtuber i enjoy watching lol. girl i love your story times downnnn 😂❤️.

  • @daisyholicduke
    @daisyholicduke Месяц назад +2

    Lol folks really mad af when you don’t want to be on 304 shit with them

  • @MzDMILF
    @MzDMILF 2 месяца назад +4

    Because you knew I needed this to get through my work day!!!❤❤

  • @MATTELMADE
    @MATTELMADE 2 месяца назад +5

    this story is so fcking crazy 😂😂😭😭😭