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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2024
- A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is gone, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind. What is on their minds however is cheese, William’s personal stationery supplier, and a ‘Sausage Surprise’ from Jordan’s New Years Eve house party (some things never change). Ever present as always are your dilemmas and the boys take no time in tackling issues like what to do when your neighbour spots you naked through the window and whether you should stop fornicating when your partner's father catches you in the act.
0:00 - Intro
6:05 - How was your Christmas?
11:00 - How was your New Years Eve?
19:57 - How's your week been?
26:52 - William's Etiquettimology of the Week
33:08 - Listener Dilemmas
50:18 - Outro
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The dark haired person is called first footing in Scotland, you're meant to come in with salt, coal and bread so that you have seasoning, heat and food for the coming year. One of the theories as to why a dark haired person is because in the past a blonde person showing up at your door normally wasn't a good thing with Vikings 😂
North East it was coal and a piece of silver, and you should be given an (alcoholic) drink. I heard stories of Folkies doing it as teens along with older brothers and becoming rather ill with the quantities imbibed 😄
William saying that as a child he was, ''Recreating the Bible with Beanie babies.''... That is sooooo William Hanson ! :) x
The should have recorded Bens laugh and played it randomly
I miss Ben's laugh
My wife puts money out New Years Eve and brings it in New Years day. We have been married 68 years. She has done it every Christmas since. We have never been rich!!
Yeah my best friend did that this year too.. apparently she’s done it every year but 25 years have gone past and I had no idea and I’ve never been Rich either!
Ok maybe not rich but not poor either.
Maybe it’s a mixed up one and have you 68 years of marriage instead
😂
It's called First Footing and its supposed to be dark haired stranger that brings it in. A piece of coal with a sixpence on a slice of bread was what my gran used to do.
I would certainly say you were rich for having a 68 year long marriage! So perhaps it is working
Sex has a smell. I have remarked before that a room smelled like week old sex and my friend laughed because apparently I was right 💀
I had the same thought Jordan did, that father MUST have smelled what was going on. That's so freaking weird 😖😖!!!
My husband is a recovering alcoholic and has been sober for 2 years and there is a really good selection of alchol free drinks available now and he loves the variety out there xx
My husband is a freemason and they do indeed show an ankle and bare their chest but not all the time🤐 love the podcast x
A few years back, I was staying at my mum's on New Year's Eve and she made me stand outside the front door, in the freezing cold and wait with a piece of coal in one hand, and a piece of bread in the other, until it had chimed midnight. My origins are : Northern heritage from both parents, grew up in North Wales and moved to Paris some 20 years ago.
Love ya'll so much!!!!
❤ Happy New year guys.
Yay your back😊missed you xxxx❤❤❤
Happy new year to all
They’re back!!!!!!!
William and Jordan's hair looks so good! Im so happy to see my two favorite duo again. I was going through withdrawals.
It’s so good to see you back, Not the same without Ben’s laugh. It will take so,e getting used to. Greetings from Sydney. ❤
Congratulations Ryan 🍻
So good to see you lads back and in top form, as usual! A healthy and rewarding new year to both.
Hellure from 🇨🇦! Enjoy your show/podcast.
Well done Jordan ….keep it real …😜👍😘 ….HNY ….what a cackle Mr. H 😩🤔
I was *not* ready for that intro 😮😂
Missing Ben's laugh already! 😭😭🤣
All my family do the dark hair first footing tradition and no laundry on NYD. Comes with being a northerner, Jord 😂 xxx
First footer is a big thing in Scotland, someone dark haired with food and drink , it’s meant to bring you luck for the forthcoming year
My hubby was always sent out the house on NYE as the darkest haired person when he still lived with his mam. Maybe its a northern thing
🤣😂🤣😂 yes, you can smell it, it's a heady aroma. I loved, "You can smell the sin" 😂🤣😂🤣 Freakin HILARIOUS!!
When Jordan spoke about going out and coming in at New year. In Scotland our Tradition is you open the back door then the front door to get rid of all the bad things that have happened. Its always my Dads job at home. I rarely drink I hate oh just have 1. People have reasons no one should be forced to drink. If someone says they don't drink. Don't question it.
As for the Teacher I would politely say I can't talk about a student out with work as its not professional please reach out to the school and make a appointment x
S9 glad to back to normal service. Missed you guys. Gonna miss Diago.
Hahaha his cheesecake story mirrors my spag bol food tech gsce corsework 😂 memory unlocked.
‘lol she’s has a smell’ 😂😂😂😂
Licking the envelope = that's how Susan went 😂
"undefrosted" lol
You can’t do laundry on New Year’s Day… you’re washing a life away if you do. Something I’ve been brought up with
Barry didn't use a prosthetic. In solo full frontal male scenes, yes some actors fluff others don't. (I worked on the HBO series OZ, so I know)
Yep it dose... I thought it was just me who could smell it 🤭
You'd think that after Covid people would think twice about being pissy about licking/not licking envelopes. Self-seal envelopes are much more hygienic!
Brie with honey and walnuts ❤
Is this what sex smells like? 😅
Dark hair story is one of the traditions of the house
Not the little helicopter
William might find a Porcelain Envelope Moistener useful.
Most gyms typically have a rule to not utilize electronics (phones/ tablets/ laptops) in changing rooms/ lockers and some even on the equipment due to privacy concerns for other patrons and fear of their own liability if it rumored or discovered anyone is using them to subtly capture photos or video of others.
Johnnie Walker's real name is Peter Waters Dingley. His broadcasting name was from a temporary radio job somewhere, taking over from a sacked DJ. He had to go with the name 'cos that was what was on the jingles. Some story for the late, rich voiced Tommy Vance, actual name ... Richard Anthony Crispian Francis Prew Hope-Weston. You can see why he was happy to lose that lot.
Oh my god the Vampire scene 😱 I cannot!
What show? I missed the title.
@@mclyker Saltburn...there's a scene in the movie I'm about to spoil so don't read any further if you don't wanna know..⚠️
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Where the main character goes down on a girl on her period and makes a vampire joke...it's really a very odd movie...not sure why it's fine so big cause I thought it was pretty sh!t but if you're into weird movies with a pretty boring base storyline and a load of weirdness to jazz it up then give it a go...?
I think the nosy neighbor watching the person in their bathroom needs to get a life in mind their own business.
How are Ant and Dec 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sorry to correct you boys, but it is Syne pronounced with an S not a Z. Thank you
Gas cookers hobs are the best
I prefer a gas cooker xx
Na that neighbour in the bathroom window one I disagree with. They’re in their own home and can dress (or not) how they want.
If I were in the note senders position I would let them know for their benefit in case they want to cover up knowing people can see them.
Wtf was that note, completely out of order. Just stop looking your neighbours damn window 🤣
When did you change mic stands
Jorden is right u can smell sex 😂😂
Yes, the Masons are still have a very large presence. They do a lot of good for charities.
Teachers shouldn’t be bothered about work after working hours! No me of us would like our boss to expect us to work after we leave the job!
Free masons are still a thing. My dad is one, it's not that exciting haha
Ke-o-han that's how you pronounce Barry Keoghan 😉
Jordan.... I'm curious to know why you helicopter in the gym lol and if you have an audience when you do it lol what was the purpose of this? Is it about prowess? 😂
Love the show, just not the same without hearing Ben's laugh in the background. When you expect to hear him laugh its silent.
You'll have to get over it won't ya.
Jordan is right--you *can* smell sex. It's called pheromones, lads!
Jords, what’s different about your hair?😮
Ap McCoy
31:04 what is an ant and dec on urban dictionary
I can totally agree with Jordan! There definitely is a “sex” smell 😂😂
The balls deep story is one that comedian Greg Davies tells.
What was the program called with vampires?
They were talking about a scene from Saltburn I believe :)
@Kdog_94 thank you 😊
It’s not actually about vampires if that’s what you’re looking for!
1st?
We don't sing it, because we're uncultured and don't know it 😂
So we sing bohemian rhapsody 😂😂😂
Do you remember a second date comedy only fools and horses jolly boys outing where denial could not drink as on tables. They was not for aids
1,2000
bong
Has anyone wrote to William and got a reply
I got a D in Biology.
Walk into any teenage lads room and you can smell the strange smell!
42:32 watch the blue moon arising documentary about Man City one part of it is a manager and he is haveing English lessons or rather manChester lessons on a eve with a lady
Anyone else struggling to get dubonnet?
Not from Amazon, are you in UK?
It's impossible here in the Netherlands 😔
sex definitely has a very distinct smell
You can smell sex via bodily fluids or sweat. 😅
Please clarify: is Jordan gay or straight? Thanks.
sex definitely has a smell, though idk if it’s strong enough to need to open a window? 🫢😂