Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition Tali tells Shepard she has a crush on him
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You guys are cracking me up :D
Hehehe😂
I dying here too from these comments XD
Man, I'm laughing so hard rn. But i have to ask: did you try to make your Shep look like you or can I enjoy this comment section guilt-free?
@@frameddonut1056 Something got fucked when I went from ME1 to ME2. The video I uploaded with Shepard punching the reporter in ME1 was what this Shepard used to look like. TBH this comment sections got me laughing in a way that I haven't laughed for in a long time.
@@GAMMAXII I don't think something got fucked up. That's just what happens when you are dead for two years my dude xD
Tali is as adorable as ever but fuck your Shep is haunting. Its like Mr Clean and my sleep paralysis demon had a baby then lit him on fire
Goodness gracious your comment made my day XDDDD! Thank you!
Now I can't take that image from my head, thanks
Imagine that Plot twist - its Modeled by players face via face cam XD poor guy, he gets so much roast rofl :D
Looool!!! I almost died laughing.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so ugly be called “haunting” before.
Your Shepard looks like if Cerberus mistakenly revived the mangled corpse of navigator Pressly, realised it half way through and then stopped trying.
AHAHAHAHAHAH A OH MYGOD I'M DYING, YOUR COMMENT IS THE BEST
😂
:D :D :D :D
Imagine TIM's reaction
Pure gold holy shit
Your Shepard was so brave to fight both the Reapers and cancer at the same time. Sending positive vibes.
Lmaoooooooo xD
🤣🤣🤣
Man beats both cancer AND the reapers. What an absolute beast.
fuck me im dying HAHAAAH
Hell awaits us because of you 😂
Your Shepard looks like it’s Lazarus project got budget cuts.
lmao :D
They gave Lazarus the social security treatment
HAHAHHAHA
he also looks like a drug-addicted
It was several billion credits... corners had to be cut somewhere
20% of chat: Tali is the sweetest
80% of chat: Bald! Bald! BALD!
Bro I love tali... but we absolutely cannot ignore what the fuck is happening with that shepard build, it needs to be dealt with
@@luger_Mann Get the flamer. The _heavy_ flamer.
MY EYEEEEES
Hahahaha
Not just the bald part but the..... Old! Old! Old! Part
At least your Shepard might get unique dialogue with thane. He has keplers, and you have leukemia
You made me spit coffee all over my goddamn desk
In case you were wondering, its 3:32 AM and I needed that coffee you fuck!
Welcome to my gallery of best comment in ytb mate
@@mariefmsr just happy to be here
rofl :DDDDDDDDDD
I’m crying!!!
Didn't know you could play as Deadpool
😂😂😂
It was in this moment that I realized Tali just described her avocado-looking commander as dashing lol.
Some of these had me chuckle a little, but this shit cracked me up 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Ha ha ha!!! Brilliant!!!!!!! I keep reading that and cracking up.
It's like an avacado had sex with an older, more disgusting avacado. And he wasn't gentle...
Your shepard looks like he's been camping in chernobyl
He have been through a nuclear winter...
Unlike Nevada, Chernobyl is actually nice, especially this time of year
Shepard's been spending a little too much time hunting artifacts in The Zone lol
@@thehavoccompany-a3 Get out of here Stalker.
Almost makes me wish for a Nuclear Winter
Hi I'm commander chemotherapy and this is my favorite hospital on the citadel
Lmao
LMAOOOO
HAHAHAHAHS
LMFAOOOOOO
🤣
Your Shepard looks like Agent 47 and Mr. Clean had a baby, but then he aged rapidly and suffered from radiation poisoning.
To me he looks like a little bit like Boba Fett
@@haminatorainz7227 That's what I thought, too.
What about Deadpool with a glow up
MR HITMAN
👍👍
Well, it's clear she fell *entirely* for his charming personality...
Oh ya think!? Did the Bald/Old Cancer looking ass clue you in?
"When you're ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are... Beautiful people never know who to trust."
-- Drax the Destroyer
Hey looks ain't everything
@@musicwarrior7630 True but sometimes they are in this case it is! This shepard looks like a full blood vampires in skyrim!
"Saved by a dashing commander"
Commander Ballsack: 👁👄👁
IM DYING💀
Commander ballsack 😂
I'm Commander Ballsack and this is my favorite store on the citadel
I almost didn't recognize Darth Vader without his suit. Well done:p
He's DLC. Such a cool addition.
Thumbnail: “Oh, looks nice!”
Shepard: “MR. CLEAN!!”
yeah...aged up like 30 years....
@@KhanKeal And with radiation sickness.
Nosferatu Calliou aside, it's amusing how quick you hit that "I'm interested" prompt.
Nosferatu Calliou holy shit hahaha
My fucking sides.
I'M CRYING HOLY SHIT
Lmfaooooo
That's it, I'm done this one was very good
Tali should be embarrassed getting a crush on Mr clean that used to much bleach.
I was eating while reading this, you nearly killed me! Good one!
LMAO
He had to bleach himself to prevent infecting Tali.
Lol! I died when I read this!
Your character looks like he would call me smoothskin
It makes sense that your Shepard looks like Mr.Clean, seeing as how Tali needs to be careful about germs and diseases.
2 years and the best Cerberus could come up with when reconstructing Shepard was make him look like a man who smokes every 10 minutes and lives right next to a nuclear reactor.
Hey man they tried... to revive XO Presley
Hey, i smoke every 10 minutes and live close to a nuclear reactor, but i no ugly like this!
Your Shepard looks like he actually managed to romance Wrex
What happened to your Shepard? He looks like Mr Clean if he was addicted to every single drug known to man
His Shepard had a canopy breach in a neutron star's jet cone and got all the cancers known to man at once
Apparently Mr Clean's solution to drugs in the galaxy was to absorb all of the *dirt* onto himself.
Cocaine Mostly Cocaine ......in Big quantity's
They revved pressley and didn’t realise until too late
Mr. Not So Clean
Shepard's face is why he's sent into battle so much.
"If he gets struck by a round, then he's *gotta* get the facial reconstruction again, right? PLEASE?"
This the one that made me laugh out loud.
"That's the face that could stop the Reapers"
"GodDAMMIT Shepard you weren't supposed to come back from that suicide mission"
Ohh man your Shepard looks like he has radiation sickness or something.
He kinda looks like deadpool lol
"Are you sick?" Says the man who looks half way pushing daisies
Damn looks like Tali will crush on literally anything huh
Shes just too sweet
That's one thing Mass effect really lacks, I think if you make a f*ck ugly shep, you should just get rejected by everyone, then you'll know what it's like to be me irl lol
@@Uberkit I second this...lmao, it should be in a patch for the Legendary Edition.
And she still doesn't like sexy Femshep.
@@Uberkit Well, even ugly Shepard is still an eloquent badass hero in perfect physical shape.
Dude, your Shepard looks like the vampires from Blade 2
Funnily enough they were called Reapers lol.
Lmfao my favorite comment so far
“I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude”
Damn, I had no idea Bioware was letting us play as Ghouls now.
Your comment made me laugh so hard I never laughed at any other comments... Nice great funny comment
Tali: *busy being cute
Shepard: *just got unhooked from the matrix
the comments of how shepard looks made my day hahahahah he's been camping in chernoby O LORD STHAAAAP XD
*Commander Chemo*
Nosferatu Calliou killed me man
@@joshuaburgos3114 Yes! That one was just Grade S
Tali: Thank you for seeing past my mask.
Shepard: Thank YOU for looking past my face.
It's like someone threw acid all over Agent 47.
That would make an interesting Hitman mission
"47 you have to make your way through this impossible maze with acid in your eyes, oh and 47 heads up the maze is heavily guarded, good luck 47"
"You have a FACE?! Keelah, I thought that was a second ass!"
XD
fun fact theres unique dialogue if your face is scarred up in mass effect 3s citadel dlc
Came for Tali. Stayed for the comments
This Shepard looks like a guy who went through re-entry and had to be brought back to life
Technically that was the purpose of Project Lazarus.
@@GAMMAXII thats the joke...
@@KhanKeal I think he.. gets it? Could be wrong. Never the wrong time for fact check.
@@JustAutistic I do
@@GAMMAXII I figured. Just wanted to do my own Mordin impression.
Now, imagine Javik opening his eyes for the first time after 50000 years to our Shep here. :D
"It's hideous! Throw it out the airlock."
No put me back ill wait till the next cycle!
It makes me happy that new people are being introduced to the most adorable quarian in the galaxy
Andit makes me sad that she have fallen for That abomination
@@iljastalberg5610 Beat me to it lmao.
@@iljastalberg5610 Like I didn't know Mr. Clean with radiation sickness existed in Mass Effect.
This would be hilarious as a sort of april fools prank someone played the whole trilogy into a movie format in that ugly ass shepard as an april fools prank, so that everyone who has alotta time and a allota beers to chill the night away while laughing at the dialogue this abomination's gonna have
@@fyreborneblu6706 I went a whole playthrough looking like an acid attack survivor and got every single person killed, worst destroy ending to boot. It was awful
Chemotherapy Shepard: I dont think I could live in a suit my whole life.
Me: At this point pal I think you *should*...
Your Shepard looks like he's a vanguard but only takes damage to the face.
Glad you got an early copy of Mass Effect Make-A-Wish edition!
Shepard “Really are you sick”?….Tali “not as sick as you Shepard, you look like someone should organize a charity event for you”
It looks like cerberus mixed some of wilson's DNA by accident to reconstruct your Shepard's face lol
The comment section will now be my bookmark whenever I'm in need of gags.
Same lmao.
Shepard becoming a Thorian Creeper
Stfu STOP lol
Jeez, your Shepard looks like a genetically defective clone of Mr Clean who also suffered an unfortunate accident in the procedure then was ejected from the cloning tube and into the ruins of Chernobyl five months prematurely.
"Tali, not even with the highest fleet power I'd able to beat cancer"
W profile pic, that was a great book
Damn, the Lazarus project did not work as well as I remembered.
Dang these comments are more about roasting your shep then about how adorable tali is
"Oh wow it's really hot in here." Not as hot as the re entry shepherd felt before he got stitched back together and started looking like deadpool.
I'm thoroughly convinced every Mass effect channel with a male shephard is in a secret contest to create the ugliest shephard possible and they can't decide a winner
Man, Miranda really half-assed the Lazarus project this time around. This is the only version where you get a discount by saying you don't shop at the citadel stores.
Shepard has a good voice. He just also happens to have a good face for radio.
Shepard walked up and I just thought "Ave, true to Ceasar"
The costs of the Lazarus project are exponential. We're already 8 credits over our 10 credits budget.
I always play the default Shepard. I had no idea when creating a custom one it was possible to give him Space AIDS. You need to post a warning at the beginning of the video for the high risk of visual trauma. This will haunt me for the rest of my days....well done.
Hee Hee
Ikr default maleshep is hot as hell.
@@edgytrailblazer66Well he is based on a Model's face so
@@theta_clipsoh really? I hadn’t heard that
Your Shepard honestly remind me of the shepard from "Everyone died" ending of 2
Lmao dude the comments on that video are gold too
I legit thought that this was the same guy reenacting his playthrough on legendary edition
I was thinking the exact same thing and even wrote a comment saying that there's probably one Shepherd that looks worse than yours and it was that exact video
He could use that shiny dome of his to scare the Reapers back into dark space. 🔦💡😱
this proves that tali best waifu
@@kubikkuratko188 true true
Ikr she's the best
@@ratamahatta5306 yep she is
This is my favourite comments in the citadel.
His character looks like he was put into those test tube pods for the human reaper but failed dying
I guess Tali cares more about personality than looks
Is ur last name Gladstone by any chance
This Shepard looks older than he really is
He looks like he fought for Nazi Germany in the 40's and a molotov smashed over his face.
@@haystackbill6187 Lol that’s true he actually does
@@A.Lopez1 Yeah lmao.
And tali is the sick one
He can defeat the Reapers, he can't defeat cancer
Garrus: nobody wants to give me a mirror, how bad is it...
Shepard: you always was ugly Garrus...
Garrus: Look who is talking....
Your Shepard isn’t Shepard, he’s Deadpool cosplaying as Mr. Clean cosplaying as Shepard.
Nice to see Professor Quirrell took to Space Exploration after his ordeal with Harry
"I may have a burnt face, but that doesn't mean I can't fight crime!"
your shep makes even the collectors look good,should send a photo to the reapers,they will warp back to dark space and spend the next few years having nightmares.
Your Shepard looks like his face got stung by 100 bees and he survived.
“Right. Say I get exposed to a human disease, like... What did Navigator Pressly have that time? COVID-19?”
I would pay an extra $60 if only they changed that one line.
The savageness!
I'm usually not a fan of Coof jokes, but that was very good.
@@PhoenixT70 i don't think that a person who lost a family member to that disease would be happy about such a joke.
@@BlackyRay_Patrick people have joked about cancer, burn victims ,and radiation poisoning on this video, but you draw the line at Covid. Thank God for people like you
@@ryanbrown4053 i think there are less radiation poisoned people on RUclips than covid-19 victims on RUclips....
I can't believe they let you play as a husk
"I don't think I could spend my life in a suit" well maybe you should have worn one when you walked into ALL the nuclear reactors
Why does Shepard look like Lex Luthor with a meth problem after living in Chernobyl for a year.
That little nod at the end.......GAH She is so 😍
Your Shepard looks like he contracted scale itch
So this is what the midway transformation into a Husk looks like... ah, indeed.
Tali talking about getting a bullet wound so casually, like its normal.. oh wait, she's with Shepherd
If you bring Garrus and Tali to talk to the detective on Ilium you get a banter that goes
Garrus: We can refuse suicidal orders? We weren't told that.
Tali: That's about twice a day.
Shepard: It's usually for a good reason.
didn't know the lead singer of Disturbed was a commander him romancing the easily sick alien makes perfect sense man was always down with the sickness
Now we know what the sickness was. Sexually transmitted scale itch found only in varren. Implications unpleasant.
I love how the lights reflect on Tali’s helmet it looks like she has the tiniest eyes ever 😂. Also they are very separated, it took me a second to realize those weren’t her real eyes.
Yes, how can you NOT be attracted to THIS Shepard?
Tali's mask has fogged up. Doesn't realise she's talking to Emperor Palpatine's ugly step-brother.
Ouch. That’s harsh.
Tali added fliters to her mask after seeing this shepard
A face only a reaper could love
I was gonna roast your Shepard, but from the looks of him somebody already did.
Let this be a cautionary tale, for those that think that abusing plastic surgery has no consequences
Shepard: I wonder if there's another smoothskin hiding under that helmet.
Damn, Tali looks way better in Legendary.
Well...yeah. Everything does. S'kinda the point.
Looks better than mr clean
@@talititan6664 With radiation sickness
No wonder the reapers found earth so easily with that Chrome Dome to signal them.
Mr. Clean's body after absorbing all the stains in the universe for the quarians
Admiral: We broadcasted your face to the Reapers, now they don't want to invade anymore. All thanks to that Easter Island mug of yours. Shepard you look like a wad of gum a krogan chewed on, you are horrendous, but damn do you get results.
Shepard: I should go
Admiral: No no stay, I got 8 more pages on that half deflated beach ball you call a head.
Illusive Man: We can rebuild him. We have the technology! But I don't want to spend a lot of money.
most underrated comment... I died... you owe me a new , sir.
@@KhanKeal Better hope Cerberus doesn't do a botched job patching you up like he did with Commander Chemo here lmao.
Everybody gangsta until we find out Gamma made the character to look like himself
Why does it look like this is the child of Deadpool passing on his looks to him and now he looks so ugly as hell.
God this is so freaky XD
With your Shep, Were you going for Mr. Clean's and Deadpool's love child?
I love Tali with all of my heart, then I saw this Shepard, I'm going to have nightmares for years,
Damn. For a sec, I thought Deadpool was walking around without his mask again.
Shepard's face is like a recreation of the face that one guy had for his Shepard in the "Everyone dies" video.
Bro your Shepherd looks like Imhotep from The Mummy before he fully became human lmao
Or Caillou if he served in WW2 for Nazi Germany, had multiple molotovs smashed over his face and then got radiation sickness lmao.
I’m not even halfway done with mass effect 2 and this edition feels so good to play through.
I didn't know Voldemort served in the Normandy.
“I’m commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment section in the galaxy”
everyone’s calling him mr clean but mr clean wasn’t half as disturbing. he’s like mr nightmare
In fairness a lot of the people making the Mr. Clean comparison also added on that he had radiation poisoning and shit lol.
Flustered Tali is so damn cute. So unbelievably sweet that it gave me diabetes